Someone was asking a few weeks ago about the whereabouts of Tank Carter, infamous brother of Steeler safety Tyrone Carter. In case you've forgotten, Tank gained a level of notoriety for failing to report on time for his prison sentence, opting instead to attend Super Bowl XL and party with Snoop Dogg. It's become one of the more classic stories of Steeler lore.
As a result of his need to par-tay, Tank had 4 1/2 years added to what would've been a six-month sentence for driving with a revoked license. But he got to party with Snoop!
So people are wondering what Tank plans on doing for the big game, given that we haven't heard from him in a while. Well, the PG's Colin Dunlap did his due diligence to get the whole story on Tank's Super Bowl plans, and I'll spoil it only by telling you that Snoop's probably not going to be partying with Tank where he's at this year.
Sorry, but that impresses me about as much as a guy who grew up in the rich section of Wall, PA., or the ghetto of Sewickly.
Tough and beach should never be used in the same sentence unless we're talking about Normandy or Iwo Jima.