Posted at 1:11 pm on August 20, 2018 by Sam J.
Who cares about spending, budgets, security, safety, and the American people when you've got legislators running for office who are so super cool that they skateboard at a Whataburger?
Don't take our word for it, look at Ron Perlman's reaction.
Wait, Ron doesn't even live in Texas. Fascinating.
And you know, nothing convinces Texans to vote for a guy like a Hollywood elite telling them to.
Skateboarding is a great reason to vote for him.
Wanna see something even weirder though?
Beto's fans don't expect much from him if this is all it takes to excite them.
And you know, if they're pushing his skateboarding there's not a whole lot of policy to talk about. But hey, you do you, Shannon and Ron.