"holy crap, i just figured out why everyone  is losing so much weight taking invokana!
you see, if we&#039;re all so sick with severe nausea, vomiting &amp; diarrhea, we&#039;re too damn weak from dehydration to even consider shoveling those pork chops in...yeah? am i right? 
i lost 43 pounds in 9 weeks,  i&#039;ll take it and the near-death side effects...

*yeah, i know, taking massive doses of laxatives is probably cheaper, but there&#039;s no settlement on the horizon with those, so i say we all just suck it up! u know eventually the fda will figure out the drug company lied like &#039;usual&#039; and covered up the deadly side effects. eventually, we&#039;ll all be thin &amp; wealthy.

woohoo! i&#039;m in!"