"well, the good thing is... i am not pregnant. most of the side effects i was warned about were so uncommon, i was told not to worry. however, i think when that little green guy was implanted into my arm, it was also a one way ticket to the world&#039;s largest emotionally unstable rollercoaster.

*spoilet alert: it&#039;s not fun to ride.

before nexplanon, i pretty much coasted the happy wave. life is good and god is better. no dark clouds for miles, and my sunshine was so bright, it disintegrated anyone else&#039;s dark and twistyness. but i stuck artificial hormones in my arm, and now sunny days are far and few in between. especially when i am on my period (which is about as predictable as my mood).

in short... you probs won&#039;t get pregnant. and. yeah..."