can you count the letter "r" in:

i fell asleep during a movie the other night and in it a doorbell rang, it woke me up and i went to my door to see who was there...
i tried putting the oj cap onto my glass....put the water jug away with the plates and cups, and put the cereal away in the fridge.
the other day i went to mcdonalds drive through, total came to 3.97. i handed her 3 dollars. she said do you have 97 cents? and i said no, its okay.
i dont know why but i thought she was asking so that i could get 1 dollar change.
i then came to my senses and gave her the rest of the money, but it was funny cause she was going to give me my food anyway.
-when i walk into my bathroom to go pee, forget what i was there for, and walk out again without peeing.
when you keep using the word fuck, over and over again. 
wake up at 515, sprint out the door since i though i was late for work. see the clock in my car, realize i don't have to be at work until 730, and just sleep in my car in the parking lot for 2 hours.
i've gotten to mountains realizing i've forgotten my boots.
youre up for 56 hrs and then sleep for 27.
walked out the door for the bus in my boxers. has shoes and a shirt but no pants. luckily my mom ran after me.  i used to get on the bus at 6:15 for high school. 
i reply to texts in my sleep on occasion... it sucks, and what i've said has been worse than what i've said drunk.
mine happen last night. i fell asleep in the couch and my girl woke me up at like 3am saying there was someone trying to break in. (sh had a dream and thought it was real for a second). i thought her telling me about the person was a dream and she really was.  it was crazy. she lives on 20 acres and the house is on the back end of the land, so the driveway is huge. plus, the house is huge and we would know if someone was coming in.
when your listening a movie with your firiends and you fall asleep, then you wake up during the night, and you're on the mat inside your sleeping bag, things that were not even in the room when you fall asleep.and your friend tell you that you install all the stuff alone but you can't remember. shits so fucked up.
when i wake up during the night and i can't even read the clock.
when you go on an early morning flight from dayton to detroit, fall asleep, wake up, look out the window, realize we're over lake mischigan, look at the person next to me and yell, "we're over a lake!"
you pay the people at the drive thru and drive away without picking up your food.
hitting the gas instead of the brake while driving.
not long ago i was going to a local mountain with a few friends, just supposed to be a quick day in the park, no big deal. so we get there and everything was going smooth until i relised that i had left one of my boots at a ski shop to get a pair of skis mounted. luckily my sisters boyfriend had left his pair of boots in the car so i at least had something to wear. i tried them on, a bit tight(racing boots) but i said to myself that it was my only option. so i skied in the park for roughly 2 hrs before i had to leave for a dinner. a short day i know, but luckily it was only this long or some serious damage could have occured.  the craziest part about this whole story is that it wasnt until i drove home later that i noticed that badly i had hurt my feet. i took off my shoes to find two completely black nails and bruised feet. the throbbing got so bad that i had to drill holes into my toes to relieve the pressure. lets just say walking wasnt an easy task for a few days...

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There are one hundred and thirty-three "r"s in the text you provided.
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