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i came across a survey question today … and was asked if i’d purchased a (brand name removed to protect the innocent from the asinine) facebook connect toothbrush recently. i did an internet search. this, apparently, is a real thing.
i, of course replied in the negative. only losers connect their toothbrushes to facebook these days. the absolute latest thing is used q-tip facebook/twitter/instargam connectivity.
i can track the quality and quantity of my earwax, (and get custom designed ‘tips-n-trix’™ to help me control any unusually heavy flow) i can compare it to my social media friends earwax, have recommendations for earwax conditioners relayed directly to my q-tips, as i’m using them via their bluetooth connectivity, and receive celebrity endorsements of the latest earwax technology right in my ears, all at no extra cost when i signed up for the ‘special, one-time-only, exclusive offer.
and i can rest easy, sure in the knowledge that my earwax, and indeed the entire q-tip, is used in land reclamation projects in the south seas to offset the effects of climate change.
i feel so good that my ethical everyday choices are making a difference in the world.
note: no earwax was hurt during the making of this post. the q-tips … fulfilled their destiny.
i didn’t understand much of the information side of things, apart from getting out of the adults way if they heard anything that might’ve upset them, but i did enjoy the music. both the classical music and the ‘top of the pops’ stations were heard throughout the day, interspersed with current affairs and general chat shows.
one of which was the bob rodgers show, which i remember nothing of, except the theme music.
it was a boppy little piece composed by one horst jankowski, as performed by herb alpert & the tijuana brass.
a walk in the black forest … take it away herb!
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I counted 97 "n"s in that text.
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