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two besalisks ambled out to mind their own business.
there was important mischief afoot.
“harrumph,” said the big besalisk.
“harrumph,” said the little besalisk.
and off they ambled to mind their own business.
this mischief sounded very important indeed.
“harrumph,” said the little besalisk, after a pause.

and off the big besalisk ambled, so off the little besalisk ambled, to mind their own business.
and off the big besalisk began to amble to mind their own business.
but off the little besalisk did not amble.
“harrumph,” said the big besalisk, louder.
but off the little besalisk still did not amble.
“harrumph,” said the big besalisk, even louder.
“fuck the system,” said the little besalisk.
and away the little besalisk toddled to cause important mischief.
references the fact that the besalisk culture on ojom doesn’t want to be involved in galactic politics (legends guide to alien species, edge of the empire), but dexter jettster is out here food poisoning the chancellor (insider #65), ghost-writing policies for the jedi council (brotherhood), supplying resources to rebellions (dining at dex’s, life & legend of obi-wan kenobi, the last of the jedi), and generally sticking his nose into places it shouldn’t be, because there’s a chance he can help people (the smuggler’s guide, wild space).
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The total number of "i"s in that passage is ninety-five.
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