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A simple game I brought over from another forum I frequent...
The objective is simple: Capture the hill using your imagination. The rules are, you can't recapture the hill immediately after someone captures it from you. You'll have to wait a while before recapturing (lets say 2+ or so posts after you lost control). Also try not to repeat what someone else posts. This game is also about originality.
Guy 1 owns the hill.
Guy 2 takes a pickaxe and drives it into the skull of Guy 1. He pushes Guy 1's body off the hill. He now owns it.
Now since this is the first post, I claim the hill.
Now your move.
Dragon uses his 50 Cal to pick off Bighead. Now I own the hill, but I warn you I sleep with 1 eye open.
Static drops a bomb on the hill killing dragon. There is no more hill.
Rebuilds the hill using Magicks, and throws a grenade disguised as a beer bottle at Static. He picks it up to take a drink, but explodes a moment later. I own the hill.
Uses !kick @all. I own the hill.
Fires a Cruise Missile at the hill, and parachute down to the hill. Now I own the hill.
Screw owning the hill, I'll just live in the cave in the side of it. 
FIRES TACTICAL NUKE!
I own the hill now.
Gains control of the US military. Calls in air support to blow up king. Then builds trenches, missle battiers, air base, tank traps, land mines, pill boxes, Sets up a network of early warning systems, builded silos for nukes, and more silos for anti missle missles, has Light, and Heavy tanks arranged as followed. Light, Light, Light, Heavy, Light, Heavy. then puts together a continginacy of Marines, SEALs, Army Rangers, And airforce para-rescuemen to repel any beer light or heavy armed enemies.
Then begins taking over surronding hills and fortifies them like this hill.
what can you do to capture all of these hills?
Simple.  I walk on the freshly "clean" hill and reclaim it. Bighead you do realize that in this world where this scenario is there is only one hill?
Invents teleporter and switches places with Rock, now I own the hill.
No one owns the hill because !kick @all will kick you too humancatpost!
I use psychology and a map to show lil_tank he is on the wrong hill! He goes to other hill (wrong hill), I own the hill!
Stands at the bottom of the hill and begins to do a strip tease.
I come to the bottom of hill and .... fill in with your own nasty twisted thoughts. Trinity is Queen of the hill.
Still a hobo. Still winning.
Uses railgun to blast Flap off the hill, now I own the hill.
gives hobocatpost a 300$ bill to take over the hill for me.
Uses the power of Asian Jesus to kick everyone off the hill but me. I own the hill.
Only a flesh wound, and I now have $300. I should hang out around this hill more often.
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