How many times can you spot the letter a in:
It’s not often I tell customers what I’m thinking, but I have been doing it lately.
I guess I’m just tired of giving excuses. I personally don’t like them, so I afford the same to my patrons.
Like the lady who seemed peeved because I had not got her drink order yet.
Her response? 30% tip (I’m guessing for my honesty).
Next time I’m in there I’m going to ask you to make some croutons and bring me water with extra lemon and sugar packets.
You work at a coffee shop, dude. What do you expect – to be treated like a surgeon?
I work in a well respected full-service, full-bar restaurant in Sioux Falls. I wish I worked in a coffee shop, then I could show up stoned everyday.
Doesn’t matter. I just wanted to correct you.
user
In the text, there are thirty-two "a"s.
assistant