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Welcome to my poetry pages where only the fearless venture!
hidden within a thicket at the bottom of the garden, waiting to be discovered.
This is a new part of the website where you will find works that I hope will amuse and entertain you.
of the poetry universe. My work is certainly more Milne than Masefield and far more Hegley than Hughes.
There are, of course illustrations here and there, Im sure you would expect no less.
 AND READ ON!
A crocodile has no lips begins A crocodile, by the way. The letter A got a bit out of hand on this illustrated version!
of this page you will find a glossary and all will be revealed!
neat shape of their poo! Its an intriguing natural phenomenon which Im sure Chris Packham could shed some light on!
is made by Guinea poo?
but yours are perfect every time.
Is that the Guinea norm?
you have the perfect poo.
A nicely formed torpedo shape!
When a friend has a crisis, mummy may suggest a solution that you arent altogether happy with.
Sometimes her solutions are, well, pants!
Some people are brought up BY dogs! I was brought up WITH dogs, which is not quite as bad.
As a result, dogs feature in my poems frequently. Poo seems to as well. Sorry about that!
Life cant all be sweetness and light and my poetry reflects it. The following is a true story.
they slept upon a sofabed.
and come the morning, in I raced!
there suddenly arose a smell.
I noticed poo upon my toes!
Id stepped right in their doggies mess!
meant dog poo could remain unseen!
with no clue that their dog had been.
but all their laughter didnt help!
things werent always that way!
I once had the opportunity to blow a trumpet in a library! A thing I secretly had an ambition to do.
I wont tell you how I accomplished this, just let your imagination run riot.
I blew a trumpet in a library.
I really had to do it.
you blew it!
but this is really about the age-old problem of children who wont eat their greens.
Dogs may cause problems for the unsuspecting child but they have advantages too!
EMBOUCHURE; This is the raspberry-blowing shape made by the lips when tooting on a trumpet.
SOFABED: A sofa that folds flat like a bed but is incredibly lumpy and you dont get a wink of sleep!
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