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what is “news” again?
if you are anything like me, and i think you are; you will search the term “weird world news” every now and then. am i right? well i just did that, and when i saw a leading news provider had such a page, i thought, whoa! this is going to be good.
what did i find? no unsolved spooky murders, no kids that speak in tongues, not even jesus on a bicycle in mexico. the whole page was devoted to viral web videos. titles like “adorable kid sings motivational song” and “barfing cup is a metaphor for life” are not news, no matter how you look at it.
i know news is a contentious issue. some people think that a cat up a tree is news. i do not. i think a cat up a tree that has been killing the townsfolk with laser beam eyes is news, but a video of one rubbing it’s eyes is not.
for shame “trusted news site”. all i wanted was a little mystery in my day. 

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In the text, there are twenty-six "l"s.
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