whats the frequency of the letter i in:
this is the time to breathe deeply, pour a glass of wine, lean back, and read the good books on your list. once you get your job, it will be a lot harder. think of it as a sabbatical.
the wine suggestions a good one, but oh, how i wish this was like a sabbatical. i work around 40 hours a week at my ragtag collection of part-time jobs (when they disappear come summer, i am in big, big trouble) and do my academic work in my free time. but, hey, at least im not trying to fit writing a phd in that time any more, so it does feel a bit like heaven.
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There are thirty-eight "i"s in the text you provided.
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