title: Hardcore UFOs: Revelations, Epiphanies and Fast Food in the Western Hemisphere
text: # Hardcore UFOs: Revelations, Epiphanies and Fast Food in the Western Hemisphere
  
  Hardcore UFOs: Revelations, Epiphanies and Fast Food in the Western Hemisphere è il terzo cofanetto di album musicali in formato CD del gruppo americano Guided by Voices; venne pubblicato dalla Matador Records nel 2003. Il primo disco è una raccolta antologica di brani già pubblicati; il secondo è una raccolta di B side e brani pubblicati su diverse compilation; il terzo è una selezione di brani e demo inediti; il quarto raccoglie 31 esibizioni dal vivo inedite registrate in sette anni di concerti; il quinto è la ristampa del disco di esordio del gruppo, l'EP Forever Since Breakfast. Oltre ai 5 CD, è incluso anche un DVD con il documentario del 1995 sul gruppo, Watch Me Jumpstart, diretto da Banks Tarver; nel DVD sono poi presenti video musicali, esibizioni dal vivo e un altro breve documentario di Tarver in cui Pollard e suo fratello Jim riordinano scatole di cimeli dei Guided By Voices.
  
  ## Tracce
  
  ### Disco 1
  
  Human Amusements at Hourly Rates
  
  Il primo disco è la raccolta The Best of Guided By Voices: Human Amusements at Hourly Rates pubblicata contemporaneamente anche come album indipendente. Le due versioni differiscono in quanto la prima include le versioni originali dei brani "Game Of Pricks" e "Motor Away" già pubblicati negli album invece delle versioni ri-registrate che sono comunque entrambe presenti nel secondo disco del cofanetto.
  
  * "Captain's Dead" – 2:01
  * "Drinker's Peace" – 1:50
  * "Exit Flagger" – 2:18
  * "14 Cheerleader Coldfront" – 1:31
  * "Shocker in Gloomtown" – 1:25
  * "Non-Absorbing" – 1:35
  * "Tractor Rape Chain" – 3:04
  * "Hot Freaks" – 1:43
  * "Echos Myron" – 2:38
  * "I Am a Scientist" [7" Version] – 2:29
  * "A Salty Salute" – 1:29
  * "Watch Me Jumpstart" – 2:25
  * "Game of Pricks" – 1:34
  * "Motor Away" – 2:06
  * "Hit" – 0:23
  * "My Valuable Hunting Knife" – 2:01
  * "Cut"-Out Witch – 3:05
  * "The Official Ironmen Rally Song" – 2:49
  * "To Remake the Young Flyer" – 1:43
  * "I Am A Tree" – 4:40
  * "Bulldog Skin" – 3:00
  * "Learning To Hunt" – 2:24
  * "Teenage FBI" [Original Version] – 1:38
  * "Things I Will Keep" – 2:25
  * "Surgical Focus" – 3:46
  * "Chasing Heather Crazy" – 2:53
  * "Twilight Campfighter" – 3:08
  * "Glad Girls" – 3:49
  * "Back to the Lake" – 2:34
  * "Everywhere with Helicopter" – 2:37
  * "My Kind of Soldier" – 2:36
  * "The Best of Jill Hives" – 2:38
  
  ### Disco 2
  
  Demons and Painkillers: Matador Out-of-Print Singles, B-Sides & Compilation Tracks.
  
  * "Motor Away" [7" Version] – 2:16
  * "Color of My Blade" – 2:24
  * "My Valuable Hunting Knife" [7" Version] – 2:26
  * "Game of Pricks" [7" Version] – 2:16
  * "Mice Feel Nice" (in My Room) – 2:18
  * "Not Good for the Mechanism" – 2:00
  * "Kiss Only the Important Ones" – 1:27
  * "Dodging Invisible Rays" – 2:37
  * "Deaf Ears" – 1:58
  * "Why Did You Land?" – 2:15
  * "June Salutes You!" – 1:53
  * "Delayed Reaction Brats" – 1:07
  * "He's the Uncle" – 1:39
  * "Key Losers" – 2:14
  * "Postal Blowfish" [New Version] – 2:14
  * "Unleashed! The Large-Hearted Boy" [Live] – 1:56
  * "Some Drilling Implied" [Live] – 1:26
  * "Systems Crash" – 1:19
  * "Catfood on the Earwig" – 2:27
  * "The Who vs. Porky Pig" – 2:00
  * "A Life in Finer Clothing" – 1:29
  * "The Worryin' Song" – 1:02
  * "Subtle Gear Shifting" – 3:44
  * "Finks" – 2:28
  * "The Finest Joke Is Upon Us" – 3:10
  * "The Singing Razorblade" – 2:13
  * "Now to War" [Electric Version] – 2:28
  * "Mannequin's Complaint (Wax Dummy Meltdown)" – 3:21
  * "Do They Teach You the Chase?" – 1:12
  * "(I'll Name You) The Flame That Cries" – 3:18
  * "The Ascended Master's Grogshop" – 0:53
  * "My Thoughts Are a Gas" – 3:05
  * "Running Off with the Fun City Girls" – 2:01
  * "None of Them Any Good" – 2:59
  * "Choking Tara" [Creamy Version] – 2:15
  
  ### Disco 3
  
  Delicious Pie & Thank You for Calling: Previously Unreleased Songs and Recordings.
  
  * "I" – 1:09
  * "Back to Saturn X" – 4:52
  * "H-O-M-E" – 2:41
  * "You're the Special" – 1:32
  * "Perhaps We Were Swinging" – 1:52
  * "Mother & Son" – 2:33
  * "7 Strokes to Heaven's Edge" – 1:54
  * "Fire 'Em Up, Abner" – 3:32
  * "Harboring Exiles" – 1:52
  * "Still Worth Nothing" – 2:36
  * "Never" – 2:53
  * "Slave Your Beetle Brain" – 1:59
  * "It Is Divine" [Different Version] – 3:47
  * "They" – 1:41
  * "I Invented the Moonwalk (and the Pencil Sharpener)" [Do the Collapse Demo] – 2:08
  * "Fly into Ashes" [Do the Collapse Demo] – 2:24
  * "The Various Vaults of Convenience" [Do the Collapse Demo] – 2:16
  * "Trashed Aircraft" [Do the Collapse Demo] – 2:15
  * "Running Off with the Fun City Girls" [Mag Earwhig! Demo] – 2:14
  * "Bulldog Skin" [Mag Earwhig! Demo] – 2:24
  * "Portable Men's Society" [Mag Earwhig! Demo] – 4:04
  * "Choking Tara" [Mag Earwhig! Demo] – 2:24
  * "Man Called Aerodynamics" [Concert For Todd Version] – 2:10
  
  ### Disco 4
  
  Live at the Wheelchair Races: Unreleased Live Recordings 1995–2002.
  
  * Intro by Randy Campbell – 0:32
  * "Little Lines" – 1:55
  * "A Salty Salute" – 1:45
  * "I Am Produced" – 2:11
  * "Why Did You Land?" – 2:10
  * "Zap" – 1:10
  * "14 Cheerleader Coldfront" – 1:31
  * "Everywhere with Helicopter" – 2:34
  * "Quicksilver" – 1:06
  * "James Riot" – 2:51
  * "Pretty Bombs" – 3:26
  * "Far-Out Crops" – 2:37
  * "My Impression Now" – 2:08
  * "Look at Them" – 2:21
  * "Melted Pat" – 1:30
  * "How Loft I Am?" – 1:06
  * "King and Caroline/Motor Away" – 4:27
  * "Trap Soul Door" – 1:14
  * "Cheyenne" – 2:51
  * "Make Use" – 3:07
  * "Burning Flag Birthday Suit" – 2:28
  * "Weed King" – 2:37
  * "Town of Mirrors" – 2:45
  * "Over the Neptune/Mesh Gear Fox" – 5:08
  * "Dragons Awake!" – 2:05
  * "Shrine to the Dynamic Years (Athens Time Change Riots)" – 1:48
  * "Game of Pricks" – 2:04
  * "Tractor Rape Chain" – 2:43
  * "Key Losers" – 2:00
  * "Now to War" – 2:15
  * "Johnny Appleseed" – 3:02
  * "Drinker's Peace" – 1:42
  
  ### Disco 5
  
  Forever Since Breakfast: The 1986 Debut EP.
  
  Ristampa dell'EP Forever Since Breakfast, album di esordio del gruppo.
  
  * "Land of Danger" – 3:09
  * "Let's Ride" – 3:26
  * "Like I Do" – 2:42
  * "Sometimes I Cry" – 3:03
  * "She Wants to Know" – 3:15
  * "Fountain of Youth" – 3:59
  * "The Other Place" – 3:34
  