title: Short Music for Short People
text: # Short Music for Short People
  
  Short Music for Short People è una raccolta del 1999 pubblicata dalla Fat Wreck Chords. Contiene canzoni di 101 gruppi di circa 30 secondi ciascuna. A causa di difficoltà tecniche (un CD può contenere fino a 99 tracce), gli ultimi tre brani sono inclusi nella stessa traccia.
  
  A parte alcune eccezioni, tutte le canzoni del disco sono state scritte e registrate specificatamente per questa pubblicazione, su richiesta di Fat Mike, fondatore della Fat Wreck e bassista/cantante dei NOFX. La raccolta ha raggiunto la posizione numero 191 nella Billboard 200.
  
  ## Tracce
  
  * Short Attention Span - 0:08 (Fizzy Bangers)
  * Anchor - 0:30 (Less Than Jake)
  * Ketchup Soup - 0:30 (Teen Idols)
  * All Cops Are Bastards - 0:24 (Terrorgruppe)
  * Overcoming Learned Behavior - 0:27 (Good Riddance)
  * Quit Your Job - 0:24 (Chixdiggit!)
  * Ready - 0:34 (The Living End)
  * Out of Hand - 0:39 (Bad Religion)
  * Asian Pride - 0:29 (Hi-Standard)
  * Steamroller Blues- 0:26 (Aerobitch)
  * Doin' Laundry - 0:29 (Nerf Herder)
  * Freegan - 0:32 (Bigwig)
  * Not Again - 0:31 (Undeclinable Ambuscade)
  * Waste Away - 0:29 (Fury 66)
  * The Radio Still Sucks - 0:28 (The Ataris)
  * Armageddon Singalong - 0:36 (Unwritten Law)
  * Hearts Frozen Solid, Thawed Once More by the Spring of Rage, Despair, and Hopelessness - 0:32 (AFI)
  * Farts Are Jazz to Assholes - 0:33 (Dillinger Four)
  * Surf City - 0:28 (Spread)
  * Back to You - 0:33 ($wingin' Utter$)
  * Outhouse of Doom - 0:34 (The Bar Feeders)
  * Alienation - 0:32 (Citizen Fish)
  * Family Reunion - 0:36 (blink-182)
  * Mirror, Signal, Wheelspin - 0:28 (Goober Patrol)
  * Saturday Night - 0:32 (Killswitch)
  * Bedroom Windows - 0:24 (Enemy You)
  * Sara Fisher - 0:30 (No Use for a Name)
  * The Ballad of Wilhelm Fink - 0:32 (Green Day)
  * Delraiser Part III: Del on Earth - 0:27 (Consumed)
  * Told You Once - 0:11 (The Mr. T Experience)
  * Randal Gets Drunk - 0:28 (Lagwagon)
  * Fishfuck - 0:32 (GWAR)
  * Howdy Doody in the Woodshed - 0:32 (The Dickies)
  * Long Enough to Forget You - 0:29 (Samiam)
  * Erik Sandin's Stand-In - 0:33 (Dogpiss)
  * We Want The Kids - 0:20 (59 Times the Pain)
  * Warren's Song Part 8 - 0:31 (Bracket)
  * No Fgcnuik - 0:31 (NoMeansNo)
  * I Like Food - 0:17 (Descendents)
  * Triple Track - 0:32 (Dance Hall Crashers)
  * Don Camero Lost His Mind - 0:29 (Guttermouth)
  * X-99 - 0:38 (Limp)
  * Faust - 0:31 (Jughead's Revenge)
  * Deny Everything - 0:25 (Circle Jerks)
  * Hand Grenades - 0:36 (The Offspring)
  * Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead - 0:28 (Mad Caddies)
  * Union Yes - 0:34 (The Criminals)
  * Dirty Needles - 0:27 (Screeching Weasel)
  * 300 Miles - 0:29 (One Man Army)
  * Klawsterfobia - 0:30 (Strung Out)
  * You Don't Know Shit - 0:34 (Youth Brigade)
  * Doin' Fine - 0:27 (Groovie Ghoulies)
  * John for the Working Man - 0:30 (Tilt)
  * A Prayer for the Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk - 0:26 (Spazz)
  * It's a Real Time Thing - 0:31 (The Damned)
  * All My Friends Are in Popular Bands - 0:31 (88 Fingers Louie)
  * I Hate Puck Rock - 0:31 (D.O.A.)
  * Fun - 0:31 (Pulley)
  * To All the Kids - 0:28 (The Vandals)
  * 30 Seconds Till The End of the World - 0:32 (Pennywise)
  * Get a Grip - 0:27 (No Fun at All)
  * Blatty (Human Egg) - 0:32 (Sick of It All)
  * I Got None - 0:29 (ALL)
  * See Her Pee - 0:32 (NOFX)
  * F.O.F.O.D. - 0:31 (7 Seconds)
  * Blacklisted - 0:27 (Rancid)
  * Chandeliers and Souvenirs - 0:29 (Diesel Boy)
  * Your Kung Fu is Old...and Now You Must Die!!! - 0:31 (Adrenalin O.D.)
  * My Pants Keep Falling Down - 0:31 (Frenzal Rhomb)
  * I Hate Your Fucking Guts - 0:30 (The Queers)
  * Comin' to Your Town - 0:26 (D.I.)
  * Spray Paint - 0:32 (Black Flag)
  * Rage Against the Machine Are Capitalist Phonies - 0:28 (White Flag)
  * Bring it to an End - 0:28 (Anti-Flag)
  * Not a Happy Man - 0:35 (Avail)
  * Old Mrs. Cuddy - 0:31 (The Real McKenzies)
  * Traitor - 0:31 (Agnostic Front)
  * Life Rules 101 - 0:31 (Down by Law)
  * Wake Up - 0:32 (Radio Days)
  * Too Bad You Don't Get It - 0:34 (Useless ID)
  * Humanity - 0:35 (Poison Idea)
  * In Your Head - 0:25 (Men O' Steel)
  * Supermarket Forces - 0:32 (Subhumans)
  * Tribute to the Mammal - 0:22 (Buckwild)
  * Pretty Houses - 0:28 (Lunachicks)
  * The Band That Wouldn't Die - 0:38 (Dwarves)
  * Like a Fish in Water - 0:34 (Bouncing Souls)
  * Turn it Up - 0:30 (The Almighty Trigger Happy)
  * Madam's Apple - 0:32 (One Hit Wonder)
  * Staggering - 0:28 (Hotbox)
  * DMV - 0:29 (20%)
  * Big Fat Skinhead - 0:30 (Snuff)
  * Pimmel - 0:34 (The Muffs)
  * Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun - 0:30 $(H_2O)$
  * Wake Up - 0:33 (Bodyjar)
  * Eyez - 0:26 (Nicotine)
  * Another Stale Cartoon - 0:31 (Satanic Surfers)
  * I Don't Mind - 0:31 (Ten Foot Pole)
  * Welcome to Dumpsville, Population: You / (Misfits) - NY Ranger / (WIZO) - The Count - 1:25 (Caustic Soda)
  