title: Total Entertainment!
text: # Total Entertainment!
  
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  Total Entertainment! is a studio album by American queercore band Pansy Division. It was released in 2003 by Alternative Tentacles.
  
  ## Critical reception
  
  Now called the album "a goofy alt-rock amusement park ride of a record, with more hooks than a crocheting bee in a doily-happy nursing home and the gayest lyrics this side of Rufus Wainwright." The Richmond Times-Dispatch called it "pipin' with hilarity and crunching power pop." The Advocate called it the band's "most varied effort to date."
  
  ## Track listing
  
  0 is about 40 seconds of silence, followed by what sounds like a movie sample, set in a record store, in which a woman offers to play the new Pansy Division they just got in and a man declines. 16 is preceded by a 2:55 silent pre-gap.
  
  ## Personnel
  
  Pansy Division
  
  * Chris Freeman – bass, vocals
  * Jon Ginoli – rhythm guitar, vocals
  * Patrick Goodwin – lead guitar, vocals
  * Luis Illades – drums, saxophone, vocals
  
  Additional musicians
  
  * Victor Krummenacher – acoustic guitar on track 6
  * Scott Wagar – tambourine on tracks 2 and 4
  * Danny Cao – trumpet on tracks 7, 8 and 10
  * Doug Hilsinger – pedal steel guitar on track 14
  * Josh Pollock – banjo on track 14
  * Chris Xefos – keyboards
  