title: Trinkets I Own Made from Gorilla Hands
text: # Trinkets I Own Made from Gorilla Hands
  
  Trinkets I Own Made From Gorilla Hands is the second full-length comedy album released by comedian Jim Norton. It was recorded at The Stress Factory, a club near Norton's home town of Bayonne, New Jersey. The original title was Fat Pigs Deserve to Cry, which still appears on the album's disc art.
  
  ## Track listing
  
  * "Another Dumb, Bumbling Vinny Intro"
  * "Hot French People"
  * "The Blackout of '03"
  * "A Fun Date"
  * "Penile Philosophy & Blackout Humor"
  * "No Water = Messy Bowl"
  * "OCD Scumbags"
  * "A Tip on Flirting"
  * "Bloody Lump on the Linoleum"
  * "Ethnic Pride Drivel"
  * "The 'N' Word"
  * "Understandable Racism"
  * "Relations with the Elderly"
  * "Nervous Tics"
  * "Legless Old Lady"
  * "Gay Snipers"
  * "A Shot in the Eye"
  * "Mean-Spirited Christopher Reeve Jokes"
  * "Boys Don't Cry"
  * "Alcohol & True Confessions"
  * "Gay Mommies"
  * "Awful Cosmo Advice"
  * "Television Comedy"
  * "Reality TV"
  * "Shameless Yellow Discipline Plug"
  * "Donkey-Sex and German Porn"
  * "You Like Sucking That?"
  * "Madcap Ideas About Oral Sex"
  * "Vinny's Mercifully Brief Outro"
  * "A Phone Call from Mother"
  