title: The Carnegie Hall Performance
text: # The Carnegie Hall Performance
  
  The Carnegie Hall Performance (2006) is Lewis Black's fifth album, and winner of the Grammy Award for Best Comedy Album at the 49th Annual Grammy Awards. Several pieces are derived from material that was published in his 2005 autobiography, Nothing's Sacred.
  
  ## Track listing
  
  * It's Just Not Right – 3:20
  * Mom and Pop – 1:25
  * Dr. Fuck Phil (Or, How Do You Top This) – 2:01
  * Getting Old Sucks – 1:02
  * Yom Kippur – 5:10
  * Candy Corn – 6:24
  * We Don't Know What We Are Doing Anymore: Air Traffic Control – 9:30
  * New Orleans – 5:28
  * Information – 4:45
  * Headlines Are Punchlines and Crazy Is Crazy – 4:45
  * That's Fucked Up – 2:01
  * The Real Problem Is Gay Marriage – 3:24
  * Rick Santorum: Idiot – 3:58
  * Congressional Correspondents Dinner – 17:23
  * Mom and Pop and Paul – 2:21
  * Terry Schiavo – 6:34
  * Dead President – 4:54
  * Thank You and Goodnight – 1:06
  