title: If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em
text: # If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em
  
  Professional ratings :
  
  | Review scores ||
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  | Source | Rating |
  | AllMusic | |
  | Pitchfork Media | (6.2/10) |
  
  If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em is the third album by Weird War.
  
  ## Track listing
  
  * "Intro (Music for Masturbation)" − 1:42
  * "Grand Fraud" − 3:24
  * "Tess" − 3:00
  * "If You Can't Beat 'Em, Bite 'Em" − 3:58
     * vocals by Jennifer Herrema (as "JJ Rox")
  * "Moment in Time" − 4:38
  * "Store Bought Pot" − 4:22
  * "AK-47" − 3:43
  * "N.D.S.P." − 4:34
  * "Chemical Rank" − 3:39
  * "Lickin' Stick" − 3:43
     * piano by Azita
  * "One by One" − 4:18
  