title: The Ill-Conceived P. D. Q. Bach Anthology
text: # The Ill-Conceived P. D. Q. Bach Anthology
  
  The Ill-Conceived P. D. Q. Bach Anthology is a collection of works by Peter Schickele writing as P. D. Q. Bach originally recorded on the Telarc label by the composer.
  
  ## Performers
  
  * Professor Peter Schickele, conductor, bass, devious instruments
  * The Greater Hoople Area Off-Season Philharmonic, Newton Weyland, conductor
  * The Okay Chorale
  * Members of The New York Pick-Up Ensemble
  * Grandmaster Flab and the Hoople Funkharmonic
  * Turtle Mountain Naval Base Tactical Wind Ensemble, Lowell Graham, conductor
  * Donna Brown as Blondie
  * Elliott Forrest as Jocko
  * Pamela South, soprano (Billie Jo Casta)
  * Dana Krueger, mezzo-soprano (Madame Peep), chef
  * Frank Kelley, tenor
  * Brice Audrus, horn
  * Peter Lurye, piano, Station ID
  * Christopher O'Riley, piano
  
  ## Track listing
  
  * 1. This is Professor Pete (0:55)
  * 2. 1712 Overture, S. 1712 (P.D.Q. Bach) (11:33)
  * 3. Introduction (0:13)
  * Oedipus Tex, dramatic oratorio for soloists, chorus and orchestra, S. 150 (P.D.Q. Bach)
     * 4. II. Aria with chorus: "Howdy There" (5:32)
     * 5. Recitative: "It Wasn't Long" (0:28)
     * 6. III. My Heart (4:02)
     * 7. Recitative: "When Oedipus Heard" (1:01)
     * 8. VI. Chorale and Finale (4:18)
  * 9. Introduction
  * 10. "Love Me" (Leiber & Stoller) (2:34)
  * 11. WTWP Station ID (0:14) (see WTWP Classical Talkity-Talk Radio)
  * 12. Oo-La-La Introduction (0:24)
  * 13. Oo-La-La: Cookin' French Like the French Cook French (2:39)
  * 14. Introduction
     * The Musical Sacrifice, S. 50% off (P.D.Q. Bach)
     * 15. I. Fuga Meshuga (2:46)
  * 16. Introduction
  * 17. "Classical Rap", S. 1-2-3 (P.D.Q. Bach) (8:24)
  * 18. Introduction
     * The Short-Tempered Clavier, Preludes and Fugues in All the Major and Minor Keys Except for the Really Hard Ones, S. 3.14159, easy as (P.D.Q. Bach)
     * 19. I. C Major (2:46)
  * 20. Introduction
     * Grand Serenade for an Awful Lot of Winds & Percussion, S. 1000 (P.D.Q. Bach)
     * 21. II. Simply Grand Minuet (2:52)
  * 22. Introduction
     * Four Folk Song Upsettings, S. 4 (P.D.Q. Bach)
     * 23. Little Bunny Hop Hop Hop (1:50)
  * 24. Introduction (0:50)
  * 25. "Minuet Militaire", S. 1A (P.D.Q. Bach) (3:40)
  * 26. Enough Already (0:13)
  
  ## Sources
  
  * The Ill-Conceived P.D.Q. Bach Anthology, schickele.com
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