It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Fjord, a half-orc warlock . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, All carts passing through are being thoroughly inspected. you uses the dodecahedron, since he'll be doing the talking.
DM: That is a 15 to hit, which does not hit your AC. The other strike does not hit; that's a 14 to hit. So you just deflect them out of the way. "Stop moving lady, bigger lady," is what you hear, while you hear, (gibberish). That ends their go. Fjord, you're up.
Player: Oh my god! Oh Jesus, okay.
DM: It's like right above you. You look up on it-- it doesn't see you. It hasn't focused on anyone in the cart.
Player: So we're all doing the (sharp inhale).
DM: Yeah. And it's looking right down at Caleb. One head's looking at Caleb and the other one's looking at Caduceus, and both weapons are raising up, one for each of them. What are you doing?
Player: What do I do? I'm going to take two swings with the Summer Dance falchion at that guy right next to us. That does not-- that's a 13?
DM: 13 hits. They're big. They don't have a lot of armor.
Player: That's great. And 16.
DM: Both hit, go ahead and roll damage.
