It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Fjord, a half-orc warlock . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, Matthew will be at Otafest in Calgary, up in Canada, May 18th to the 20th, and A-Kon in Texas June 7th through 10th.
DM: As he takes a deep breath on you once or twice, you feel your body warm up for a moment as he finishes the Prestidigitation cantrip and you are suddenly, immediately dry.
Player: That is much better! Thank you, Pumat! That is wonderful!
DM: "It is, quite literally, the least I can do."
Player: I had a question for you we found this armor down in the sewers and it seems to have some--
DM: "That's really pretty."
Player: Right, yeah!
DM: "Yeah, no, that's really pretty."
Player: Have you seen this armor before?
DM: "Haven't seen that kind, no, but I like the designs on it. It's really pretty."
Player: Yeah, here's the thing. I spent a lot of time by the water when I was growing up, and when you live by the water, too much water theme in your design is overkill. You know, it's like the person that has the beach house and everything is shells and water and lobsters--
DM: "Yeah, no, that's just a faux pas, socially."
Player: Yeah. I feel like this has some unique properties to it. Is there a chance that I could, I don't know, in some way transfer or copy some of that onto what I'm currently wearing? I have a little bit more intrinsic value with what I have.
DM: "Let me go ahead and have a look at it, if you wouldn't mind. There we go, there's a few other pieces right there if you want to hand those over--"
Player: They're not really attached, I'm sorry.
DM: "No, it's all right. Oh, that's a full set!"
Player: I don't know if shells fall out, so be careful.
DM: "I appreciate that heads up. Hey, mind helping me, me?" The other Pumat goes, "Oh yeah, no worries. Pardon me, sir, I'll be right back. Me, could you watch him?" The other one comes around the corner, "Oh yeah, no worries." Now the third one has entered the room and is looking-- this is a very strange sight for ye who has not been within the store first.
Player: I forgot to tell you, there are multiple versions of Pumat. Apparently the other ones are called "Me me."
DM: The one who's in the back goes, "Well, we only refer to each other as 'me' as we're all technically the same individual. There is a Pumat Prime, but he's currently not in the main chamber. Oh, I haven't seen you around. What's your name there, fellow?"
