It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Grog Strongjaw, a goliath barbarian . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, Jarett tells him to lean in and sucker punches him in the face, telling him that he now has to live to return the favor. you goes outside into the courtyard and marks his territory with his pee.
DM: Yeah and there are a number of walls to choose from: varying heights, different levels of masonry. You have the veritable pick of the litter.
Player: Can I find the highest wall with the most ornate decoration on it and go slightly off left? The way me member goes and make a little box right there? A little waterfall on the whitestone.
DM: Certainly. You find the portion where the exterior wall has one little parapet-joining portion with the exterior of the castle itself. There, you can see the masonry is fine, the stones themselves are clean-cut and joined properly. There isn't a whole lot in the way of ornate craftsmanship on the exterior of the castle or the walls, but you feel, as far as your interest, Grog, this is a good wall.
Player: Very nice.
DM: You mark your territory expertly.
Player: In a wide, arcing pattern, not like the one shot, like a nice, upside-down crown.
DM: There you go, like a Cylon eyebeam. Yeah, totally. You do so with gusto. Congratulations.
Player: Thank you. Home.
DM: That's how Grog spells home.
