It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Vex Vex'ahlia, a half-elf ranger . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously,  The group of adventurers, Vox Machina, had found themselves in the Feywild, intent on discovering another one of the Vestiges of the Divergence, one of the many artifacts that they hope will aid them in their struggle against Thordak the Cinder King and the rest of the Chroma Conclave. They've defeated two of the members, three still remain, Thordak being the seeming powerhouse head of that troupe.
DM: "I don't know. It's time for me to go. Thank you guys so much. I appreciate this. It's been something."
Player: Wait, before he goes, I want to give him a kiss on his head.
DM: A little kiss on the head, and he goes, "Well, at least it's been a pleasure travelling with you, my lady." He takes your hand and does a little bow and (kiss) on the edge.
Player: As I was kissing him, can I give him a little pat down to make sure he didn't steal anything? (laughter and applause)
DM: Make an investigation check.
Player: 23.
DM: 23? As you feel down, you feel this slight little bump inside of his fur, and you're afraid to touch it for fear of it being-- on the outside of his body! Not that you understand the physicality of the satyr, but still. It's hard and smooth. And appears to wiggle loosely when you touch it.
Player: Well, now I feel wrong saying I reach for it and try to see what it is.
DM: Do you reach for it?
Player: Yeah!
DM: All right.
