It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Vax Vax'ildan, a half-elf rogue . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, Three locks' scratchings translate to the Common equivalent of 'open me', one of the locks' scratchings warns the party not to open it. you discovers that the lock saying 'No' is trapped, and the ones saying 'Yes' aren't.
DM: So, as you push in the doorway, quietly, you see, for a moment inside, you can see there's a little bit of light from overheard in the room that lights it up. You see in the distance what looks to be a latrine in the far corner, and as soon as you peek in the doorway, you glance out the side of your eyeline, and you immediately see a figure, and a flash of metal.
Player: Okay, I'll use Uncanny Dodge, then.
DM: All right.
Player: Unless it's an area effect. If it's an area effect I'll use Evasion.
DM: No, it is a direct attack, as a giant metallic glaive comes down to you. That is going to be a 19 to hit.
Player: That hits.
DM: All right. That is 18 points of piercing. I'm sorry, slashing damage.
Player: Nine points with the Uncanny Dodge.
DM: Okay. At this point now you reveal the interior, and right here at the door, you see there, standing, Daxio right before you. Armored up, sweat on the brow, holding what looks to be a large glaive, a halberd-type weapon with a giant bladed tip, which (whack) strikes you and gets back in defensive position. "You! I knew it."
