It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Taryon Darrington, a human artificer . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously,  While everyone is fooling around on the beach, and Grog is burying Tary in the sand, Vax takes an opportunity to steal Tary's clothes and hide them in Percy's room.
DM: All right, as you pull the patch and throw it in the room, it glows a bright orange and then flashes and burns into two small coal-like embers that when they slam into the ground, crack and open, and from those two embers you see two full-grown mastiffs. (barking and snorting)
Player: There's food in there. Eat it all. Scratch through everything you want.
DM: They both start eating. They go nuts on the place.
Player: And use this as your latrine as well.
DM: One of them goes, (sniffs) and just pisses on one of the sacks. You're not quite sure which one it is.
Player: Good doggy. All right. You're free now. Go away. I don't know.
DM: Do you leave them in the room?
Player: Yeah, just stay here, go, whatever you want. I don't know. I feel weird. I don't need a pet right now.
DM: You leave and close the door behind you? Okay. All right, so you guys meet up again. You get more drinks, you begin to wander the city. Is there anything else you want to do while you're out and about for the afternoon?
