It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Beauregard Lionett called Beau, a human monk . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, Fjord manages another kill with Eldritch Blast, leaving two up, including the priest. Caleb takes a hit that breaks his concentration on Molly's Haste, stunning Molly for a round.
DM: And is going to vanish once more beneath the surface of the water. You don't know quite where it is, that’s where you last saw it disappear. That brings us to Beau.
Player: It's me already? Oh, shit. I'm going to unleash on this guy. Again, crack, crack, see what happens.
DM: You have advantage on these because you're flanked currently with Jester.
Player: Oh, goodness gracious! Yes! I'm going to try and use my staff to pole vault me up in the air and go crack, crack, with two big swoopy swoops. I'll take the 13, eight plus six is 13. 14!
DM: 14 hits him. Armor class of 13.
Player: That's eight plus another four so that's 12 damage for the first one. Second one. That hits, 18.
DM: 18 hits, roll damage for the second strike.
Player: Five damage.
DM: Whack, whack! You hit both sides with the staff. It's being knocked around, spitting blood out of its mouth. It's hurt.
