It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Caleb Widogast, a human wizard . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, you and Nott are both thrilled about this shop for differing reasons. you looks for books while Nott looks for baubles to steal.
DM: (sniffs) He holds of the Fiends of Folklore book, "Three gold pieces. This one, (sniffs)-- ten gold pieces."
Player: Which one is which?
DM: The Fiends of Folklore is the three, the other tome.
Player: The arcane, weird one.
DM: You're not quite sure what's in it.
Player: Okay. Would you have any interest in a magic cat?
DM: "I'm sorry?"
Player: Frumpkin disappears from on Nott's shoulder. Reappears next to the little man.
DM: (yelps) He like throws the books and grabs nearby this large sack and starts-- angrily beating the cat.
