It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Nott the Brave, a goblin rogue . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, Beau responded she has no respect for authority. Lorenzo responded  Then another life it is.
DM: Okay. You pour acid on the lock. It's going to take a moment. Acid isn't an immediate thing, if you're not going to splash it on somebody. It has to eat through metal.
Player: Well, shit. Then I won't do that.
DM: You would know that as an alchemist.
Player: I will-- Shit, what do I do? I can't kill anything here. I'm going to try the lock. I'm going to try the lock. there's nothing else I can do.
DM: All right.
Player: It's a natural one.
DM: I think the signs are pointing in a direction. What are you doing, Nott?
