It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Jester Lavorre, a tiefling cleric . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, you plays  Chopsticks , badly, at the piano. Caleb casts Haste on her and she switches to  The Entertainer , not so badly, when the musician comes over and kicks her off.
DM: It's impressive. A little off-key, but overall impressive, the speed of the composition. Right as she starts crescendoing, about to get to the quiet part (speedily playing The Entertainer), a hand slams down on the keys, and that same half-elven gentlemen leans in once more and goes, "If I might please request my instrument returned to me, my dear."
Player: This is a really good piano.
DM: "Thank you."
Player: You should be really proud it's yours.
DM: "I am."
Player: Do you have a tip jar?
DM: "I have a tipping hat." He pulls off from the side this wide-brimmed hat that comes to a point in the front and floppy in the back, and he sets it up on top of the piano.
Player: I really think the first couple tips should be to me because I really set up the room for you.
DM: "Well then, I certainly hope the first few tips come while you're at the bench."
Player: Fabulous.
DM: And he sits down at the bench and pushes you off of it.
