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DM: You are Caleb Widogast, a human wizard . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously,  Back Blaze commercial
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DM: They are goblins, as now you've gotten a moment to look. You see them in their greenish skin. They're wearing bits of cobbled-together leather and hide and pelts of whatever they've scavenged around. They have bits of red and purple paint smeared on their face in some war paint style. They're all like (goblin sounds). You, speaking Goblin, know that they're essentially shouting commands. "Don't engage! Pull back and fire!" They're all keeping their distance, at this point, this close up to fire, they're starting to back away and rotate, firing volleys of arrows again towards everybody in the center. That's going to be two against Caleb, one against Nott, two against Yasha, two against Jester, and two against Fjord. Actually, it should be only one against Fjord, because there's only eight goblins. Yeah, so two against Caleb. That's cocked. That's going to be a 12?
Player: 12 does not hit.
DM: And a six.
Player: Does not hit!
DM: Okay, both miss. Both deflecting off of the Mage Armor you put up before.
Player: (vomiting)
DM: That's going to be one against Nott. It's going to be an eight.
