It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Nott the Brave, a goblin rogue . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, Jester sees this. Matt realizes at this point that the Lesser Restoration Caduceus cast on Beau last episode should have cured her disease, so it kicks in now.
DM: That's what I get for fast reading. Going, "Oh well, it doesn't list that among the conditions" but disease is not a condition. That's my fault.
Player: As we're mounting up or getting ready to do something, I'm going to go over to Jamedi Cosko and just say: Hey, Jamedi.
DM: He's sitting there.
Player: Wow, that was a tough battle.
DM: He's inspecting the side of the walls and the carvings.
Player: Oof, I need a drink. Do you want one?
DM: "I am okay, but I appreciate the offer."
Player: You do drink liquids, don't you?
DM: "I do on occasion, yes."
Player: Well then, why wouldn't you want a nice little nip of something?
DM: He turns back towards you with a curious glance and says--
Player: It's really good.
DM: "I'm sober."
Player: I have some jerky. Do you want a little nibble? You do eat food, don't you?
DM: His eyes narrow. "Yes, I would love some jerky."
