It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Jester Lavorre, a tiefling cleric . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, you already vandalized with the Raven's Den and the Hearth of the Allhammer, and decides to skip the Valley Archive of the Cobalt Soul, since it's where Beau and Caleb are training and researching. She also decides against the King's Hall, since there are a lot of guards and it is the center of local law enforcement.
DM: Okay. You begin painting rainbow colors and pulling out all your various pigments and the platinum begins to give way to a Technicolor vomit nightmare.
Player: With a mustache. And a straw hat.
DM: As you're getting to the mustache, you hear many, many footfalls approaching and a voice saying, "Yeah, just this way, I--"
Player: I drop down and run.
DM: Okay. As he's in the middle of talking, (thud). Make an acrobatics check, because it's a 15-foot drop.
Player: 21.
DM: Wow, okay. A three-point landing in the middle. You're still--
Player: I'm still the dragon.
DM: But there's also the Invoke Duplicity of him there, so there's one, he goes, "That's the--" (thud), "What? Huh?"
Player: (shrieks) And I run.
DM: They give chase. They go, "After whoever that is!" There are now five crownsguard and two members of the House giving chase down one of the hallways.
Player: Was there an exit? Looking for an exit.
DM: Make a perception check to look around you, as this is happening rather rapidly.
