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DM: You are Caleb Widogast, a human wizard . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, Molly asks to see the falchion, and tries to cast Charm Person on Fjord, but he resists it. Animated D&D Beyond add
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DM: "Well, the order goes out there, and pay upon delivery. It took me the better part of a month to get here."
Player: I commiserate for your thirst for fiction. I struggle with it myself. How far in are you? Are you almost finished with it?
DM: "I'm about three chapters in. It's just starting to get interesting."
Player: Is it a page turner?
DM: "Yes."
Player: Okay, I'm obviously just a little bit jealous, but I don't want to take you away from your reading time.
DM: Make a perception check.
Player: Nine.
DM: There's a little bit of text just barely visible at this proximity to the cover of the book, but you can't make it out in this low light.
