It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Jester Lavorre, a tiefling cleric . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, You began to look throughout the room. You found a sword across the upper ceiling, an ornamental blade of some kind.
DM: For the most part, the places of worship, they're not very prominent. They're not huge temples. They're kept here out of law that was decided upon, but they're nice. They usually have a handful of crownsguard stationed to each, but it's not like they're under intense watch. There aren't a lot of worshipers during certain times of the day.
Player: Is there any one that seems emptier than other ones?
DM: Of all of them, I would say it would be the Raven's Den, which is at the Ossuary Gates, which is the large, vast graveyard of most of the higher-ranked families of this city. The Matron of Ravens' temple is the one that's least attended, largely because, dealing with death, it's not as bright and welcoming to the common folk.
Player: Could I try to get in there when nobody's in there?
DM: Okay. You wait for a while, and see a moment where it is relatively calm. The outside of the shrine is this iron obsidian archway that stretches up about 20 feet to frame a small shrine, topped with a statue of the Matron, and her ravens about her, this circle of ravens that curves around. You see the female figure standing in stone, the sculpture of the porcelain face-- the only material that's not the same as the darkened stone around her-- it's a white porcelain mask that is affixed to the front of the statue. At the base of it, you can see a number of bowls and offerings that have been left around from people that have come and passed through. Beyond that, there is a door to the small shrine behind it, it's this small structure. Maybe 20 feet by ten feet. It's not a very large shrine. You've seen groups of people that function as morticians, in long dark robes and dark clothing, that have entered and exited this facility. You wait for a while, as there is one body that's being interred at a family plot, and then as they all begin to scatter, you see a few other leave, and at that moment, the interior, from what you can tell, is empty, or at least you've watched three individuals leave.
Player: Can I get in my disguise kit and affix a mustache onto her porcelain mask, and put a wig on her, and then write across the bottom of it "The Traveler was here," and leave a pamphlet?
DM: You can certainly try.
Player: I want to see as much as I can do in that amount of time before anybody comes back.
DM: Sleight of hand for the mustache.
Player: Oh no. Off to a good start. Nine.
DM: As you leap up onto the statue, and go to affix the mustache to it, a voice over by the shrine says, "Excuse me? Excuse me!"
Player: Oh hello, yes?
DM: You see a pale young man, short blonde hair, emerge with a similar dark robe that you didn't see in the inside of the shrine. He goes "Could you please-- you're not allowed to climb the statue."
Player: There was a smudge on her face, and I know that the people get really pissed when there's stuff on their statues. I was trying to clean it off for you.
DM: "I appreciate that-- Well, thank you. It's just-- considered--"
Player: I rub my arm across it to try and clean it off.
DM: "Thank you so much."
Player: I think I got it though! Don't worry.
DM: "I appreciate that."
Player: I'm going to sit here and worship her now. That's all.
DM: "Please do. Please I can pray with you if you'd like."
Player: Oh, that'd be great.
DM: He sits down next to you and you both silently sit there, on your knees, and begin to pray quietly up to the Queen. You watch as one raven looks down over you both. Soon as he looks up and finishes his prayer, he extends his hand for a moment and it takes off.
Player: Does that always happen when you pray to this lady?
DM: "Not often, but perhaps she smiles upon you."
Player: She does. I know she does because she likes me so much because I worship her real good.
DM: "All right. Well, have a good day." He gets up.
Player: You too.
DM: At this point, the rest of the funeral procession is now returning to the shrine.
