It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Jester Lavorre, a tiefling cleric . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, Matthew will be at Otafest in Calgary, up in Canada, May 18th to the 20th, and A-Kon in Texas June 7th through 10th.
DM: As the guy turns around, you can see him. He's mid to late thirties, you would expect, dark hair slicked back, the hairline pulling back a bit, male pattern baldness-style, human, and as soon he whips around: "Oh, I'm just perusing."
Player: It's not one of your favorites?
DM: "I don't know, I've not read it, I couldn't tell you."
Player: What's your name?
DM: "I need to go." He pushes past you, and as he begins to exit the chamber, he goes, "I'm all right, I'm good, thank you this time, good bye," and darts out into the rain.
Player: I open it up and see what Shallow Breaths is about.
DM: It is smutty. We're talking like, Anne Rice fairy tale book-level.
