It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Beauregard Lionett called Beau, a human monk . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, Yasha needs to go to some islands she has dreamed of. They introduce Caduceus to her, while Caleb asks the bartender about the mysterious tower that changes proportions as you approach it, but all the bartender knows is that it's some kind of illusion magic.
DM: All right. You look, and of the two that are there, one of them seems to be pretty preoccupied with the ships that are being loaded. And one of them appears to be half-present, probably in mid-daydream, yawning at his post, and looks younger than the other one. Between the two of them, he's probably the most insecure, if you had to decide.
Player: (Valley girl voice) Oh gosh, isn't the water just so beautiful? Man, it's--
DM: "I'm sorry, can I help you?"
Player: It's hot out here, just so moist. This air, right? And I-- (sighs) What's your name?
DM: "I'm sorry, I am working at the moment--"
Player: Oh great, because I could totally use some help.
DM: You can see his eyes roll and he goes, "What can I do to help you, then?"
Player: Well, you see, I'm from out of town-- I'm Tracy, by the way. What's your name?
DM: He sighs heavily and reaches out and finally takes the hand. He goes, "Hello, I am Zolezzo Merpol."
Player: Merpol, hi. It's just, you know, I'm here and I'm trying to get the true Nicodranas experience while I'm in town and, you know, I just, I've heard rumors from people, you know, about this thing called the Sluice Weave. And you know, I would just love to see it, see if it's real, you know?
DM: Make a persuasion check.
