It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Keyleth, a half-elf druid . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, Percy pulls his gun, fires, and hits. He takes a second shot but his gun jams.
DM: All right, so you move up to there. Go ahead and do your full round of attacks. I am doing multi-attack. Okay, are you averting your gaze or not?
Player: I'm a cave bear, I'm blind. I'm like a blind fish. I have darkvision and, like, cataracts.
DM: Darkvision means you can see in the dark. But it doesn't mean that you don't see. (Sam laughs)
Player: Well I'm a bear.
DM: You are a bear. I'm eating at his leg. I'm not looking at his eyes. I'm not, like, waxing poetically at how sexy he is. No.
Player: Not whispering sweet nothings in his ear.
DM: I know.
Player: I'm gnawing at his leg.
DM: That's true.
