It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Tiberius Stormwind, a dragonborn sorcerer . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, On Vax's request, Gilmore procures a favor for him with the Lyceum. Vax also purchases three enchanted daggers, presumably as a gift for Kynan Leore.
DM: 11. His head turns to the side a little bit, peering through you with a slight scowl. "Last we talked, the reason we didn't report you to the guard for breaking through our defenses was you promised to look beneath the city and bring back various artifacts you were in search of."
Player: Ooh, we found one!
DM: "Did you, now?"
Player: A couple, yes. And we killed a bunch of those buttholes.
DM: "Can I see one of these artifacts?"
Player: I don't have it on me right now.
DM: "We're done here, Headmaster." And the mirror shimmers and closes suddenly.
