It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Beauregard Lionett called Beau, a human monk . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, Caleb messages Nott that the guards are on their way downstairs, and their continued exploration show no one else upstairs. Reluctantly, Caleb uses the scroll of Invisibilty that Calianna gifted him, telling Keg he'll stay with her and bamfing spider-Frumpkin onto her shoulder.
DM: He's still standing, but he's looking pretty beat up and he's just making vowel sounds now. Speech isn't capable given the series of events that have transpired.
Player: I'm going to say Shut up! And crack him across the face again with my bonus, my off-handed.
DM: Also with advantage.
Player: That was a Gil, but he did good. 19.
DM: That hits, roll damage.
Player: Nine damage.
DM: As you're like, "Shh!" (crunching noises)
Player: Shh, go to sleep.
DM: Just repeatedly slamming his head into the stone until his arms go limp. You slide his face across the stone as he collapses to the ground. [cheering]
Player: I'm going to take my scarf, wipe the wall.
DM: As you're doing that, the guy behind him, who was his backup, sees this happen, because his initiative's next in the order, and he turns and runs. [laughter, cheering] He goes at a full run and then a dash, so he's about 60 feet away from you down the hallway getting near the front doors of the fortress.
