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DM: You are Fjord, a half-orc warlock . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, Molly asks to see the falchion, and tries to cast Charm Person on you, but he resists it. Animated D&D Beyond add
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DM: You head to the Midway Docks. Following the outskirts of the Drydocks, which are a number of these wooden docks that head out into various edges of the swamp, where there are small boats that are currently roped off and being watched by the crownsguard that come across with torches, make sure that nothing gets stolen or anyone is doing anything untoward over in the area. Asking around, you eventually find your way to a relatively simple-looking building. Single story, but it stretches quite a bit and you can see a number of windows that are faintly glowing with candlelight. On the inside, it does appear to be a simple inn, with a small bar in the far corner. It's better than the Keystone Pub, but only incrementally. Entering inside, it's relatively quiet. Looks to be one person who is drinking alone on the far end, and you see across the way a female human in her middle age, a warm smile with a cracked face who glances up from a small book that she is thumbing through and goes, "Good evening folks. Can I help you?"
Player: Yes, you can. We're weary travelers in need of respite and perhaps some drinks.
DM: "Well, I can provide both. My name is Uma Cole. Pleasure to meet you."
Player: Uma. (kiss) Matt: "Oh! Well--" Was that a dirty hand?
DM: "Oh no, I keep quite clean."
Player: I was asking out of character, but okay. Did you give me the dirty hand, ma'am?
DM: I was trying to process what that was referring to. "Oh, you stop." No, the hand was clean.
Player: Okay.
DM: "We do have about four rooms available for rent, if y'all are willing to stay for the evening. Our selection of liquors and beers are not extremely versatile, but welcome to provide as needed."
