It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Grog Strongjaw, a goliath barbarian . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, The two guards nearest you pull out their swords and swing at him. One blade hits him in the shoulder but doesn't do any real damage and the second misses entirely as you ducks out of the way.
DM: Both of the blades come at you. One of them actually hits your shoulder, but it just sticks an inch into the flesh, and you just flex and the blade pops out. The second one swings out and you duck your head out of the way and it (whoosh) goes long and you just grin through the anger. That's awesome. Then these two are going to fire crossbows at you, Grog. That is going to be a 15?
Player: Misses.
DM: And a 23.
Player: Damn, I was almost Neo, just dodging all sorts of shit.
DM: Another ten. 13 points of piercing damage.
Player: Halved to seven?
DM: Half that to seven, yeah. And then now the three aiming at Trinket. They all have disadvantage, I believe?
