It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Vax Vax'ildan, a half-elf rogue . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, you pulls Scanlan aside and pitches him a backup plan. He wants to have Scanlan Dimension Door into Umbrasyl's stomach and use the unmovable rod to hurt him from inside.
DM: Oh, I like to. I also want to point out that you guys held my dragon to the ground for two rounds and hit it like a goddamn pincushion.
Player: You'll feel better once Scanlan and I have dissolved.
DM: I will. All right. End of Pike's turn. Vax, you're up first. At the top of your round--
Player: I'm just going to take the dragon blade and I'm going to as best as I can drag it in front of me.
DM: Okay.
Player: I'm going to cut the insides of this--
DM: First, you take eight points of bludgeoning damage as it is crushing you, muscles tensing on the inside are just-- You're in between musculature right now and just being crushed.
Player: Yes. Probably its sphincter. Now what?
DM: You are restrained, so go ahead and make your attack at disadvantage.
