It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Fjord, a half-orc warlock . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously, Caduceus realizes Beau has caught something from the bugs. They notice, sitting upon the five-sided temple they're heading to, is a giant snake person holding a scimitar.
DM: It's a dice vault that keeps all your dice magnetically held together and it has this cool, glowing runic sigils on it as well as this glowing Wyrmwood symbol. You can find these at Wyrmwood on the Kickstarter currently. The keyword tonight is jungle. So go ahead and put jungle in once. More than once you'll be disqualified. Once again, only available for those in the U.S. and Canada, excluding Quebec. We're working on it. Anyway we'll be back here in a few minutes. We'll see you guys shortly.
Player: Yeah. [break]
DM: Welcome back everyone. So, before we back into the story we have our winner for the dice vault giveaway. Our winner is wolfstarumbra.
Player: Ooh.
DM: Now if that doesn't sound like someone's D&D character, I don't know what does.
Player: Yeah, right?
DM: Wolfstar, congratulations. We'll get your information and the dice vault sent out to you.
