It's a fantasy role-playing game.

DM: You are Beauregard Lionett called Beau, a human monk . You are the member of the famous group of adventurers. Previously,  However, upon noticing that some of the buildings on the eastern side of town began to light up with what appeared to be flame, you began to approach rather rapidly, seeing members of the city's citizens fleeing, screaming, and apparently there seemed to be some sort of attack. Upon going into the town, you realized that a number of these buildings were being set fire by an incursion of Gnolls.
DM: You push off of him, run across this wall, leap, hit this pillar, and then, using the momentum, leap and land right in front of the gnoll there.
Player: As I'm leaping, I want to take the staff and come down and go (crack) with a slap. Double handed, piece of shit gnoll! Oh god, it's a two!
DM: What was the other one?
Player: That was my eight-sided die. I'm trying to efficient my rolls.
DM: Roll both? Yeah. As you swing down, the gnoll manages to see you up in the air and side steps as you hit the stonework.
Player: I scream as I come down the whole way going (screaming).
DM: (gnoll laughter)
