Kacie
The twins find a lizard

Were ready to find a lizard
David
When you two are ready
Kacie
Alright, I'll do the foreplay
Harry
*Deep in the dreary mountains of North Ambrosia, noble twins Alecto and Tregmok of Kahlo brave the elements in search of shelter in a distant town. Having lost their way a few days prior, they began to experience a severe food shortage and little progress due to a heavy monsoon which exacerbated their dire circumstances.* "Trog!", *Alecto decrees, his authoritative tone echoing throughout the blizzardous plateau,* "My royal legs bid no me further. Carry me you must, lest you suffer the consequences of our mother for yet another failed attempt at saving your dear brother!". *Tregmok had grown weary of his brother's incessant nagging, though he wasn't exactly unaccustomed to his vitriol.* "We're almost there, Alecto. Can't you just hold out for a little longer?", *He suggests, though he was met with Alecto's signature vexatiousness. As they continued to squabble at each other amidst the peak of the treacherous terrain that engulfed them, they were interrupted by the distant but belligerent rumbling of an unknown origin.* "Well isn't that just amazing, well done Trogmog, now we are at the mercy of mountain tremors due to your irritating malingering while you refuse to assist me! I should have known to not let a knuckle-dragging commoner lead us through the mountains!", "We're all at the mercy of god, Alecto." *He replies, though before his brother could retort, Tregmok notices an inconsistency from behind Alecto's shoulder.* "Did that mountain just move?", *He remarks under his breath.* "You completely mad, aren't you? Mother really did a number on you.", *He remarked, but Tregmok's gaze remained fixed on the formation which had not-so-subtly changed position.*
Richard
*Tregmok's vision wasn't deceiving him, something definitely moved far in the distance where the mountains rested. Then followed a massive flock of birds bolting in their direction and past them as the surrounding area began to crumble and quake as the mountain seemed to begin breaking apart, then further realising it actually began rising*

*From the heavy layer of fog and remains of mountain emerged a massive, armored behemoth. With large spiked Dorsal plates like massive knives on it's back, large muscular arms with cerated claws at the end of each finger, and a small yet intimidating head, with pale white eyes popping out in colour against the beasts charcoal body. It rose to a monumental 400ft tall and would scan the environment adjusting to the harsh light*
Andrew
"Umm," *Tregmok gulps in fear* "Alecto.. You might want to turn around" *He says pointing behind Alecto while quaking in fear*
Harry
"What are you even on about this time you simpleton?" *I mutter, turning around with an exasperated sigh.* "There's nothing but mountains and snow all around us!", he ignorantly shouts, unaware of the behemoth that had taken stand before them. "It's the same as any other mountain, and it's as sure as the Queen,
 not in that direction!"
Andrew
"Alecto!" *He screams* "The mountain is literally moving has your sight left you!?"
Harry
"Has your mind left you?! I was already well aware of your foolishness, but this is ridiculous! A moving mountain, have you simply gone mad or are you simply that brainless?!", *He replies, flailing his arms in emphasis as he insults Tregmok.*
Richard
*The beast simply took one step just readjusting his position. This single step making the ground tremble due to his massive weight and armored skin. Looking directly at the brothers, able to due to enhanced eye-sight*
Harry
*The step nearly took Alecto to the ground, the violent tremors causing his tired knees to buckle beneath him. Instead of having a fight or flight response to this tremor, he instead blamed his brother.* "God damn us all, *Treg*Lodyte! Mother's never going to hear the end of this if we make it out of this alive!" *He focuses his sight on the two bright dots that made up the rocky head of the now-realized beast.* "What in gods is that monstrous creature?!"
Andrew
"See!?! I told you! Who's crazy now Alecto?!" *He yells at his brother before realizing they should probably do something about the mountain sized creature that's staring right at them* "Ummm, what should we do Alecto?" *He whispers while standing behind his brother*
Harry
*A determined scowl appeared on Alecto's face, as typical of his haughty temperament.* "Do not fret, cave-dweller, I'll handle this beast.". *He steps forth, sticking his hand upwards at the beast,* "Yield, common reptile! You stand before the noble Alecto, the illustrious Light of Crawford... And Trogmek. Together, we are the Crawford Twins, our opulence of which I'm sure you've heard echoed across the lands, even upon these perilous cliffs of which you call home. By order of my own, I command thee bow before us!"
Andrew
"Alecto what are you doing?! Why are you doing the intro I doubt he speaks English" *He whispers trying not to alert the beast*
Harry
"Just watch..." *He says confidently.*
Richard
*The beast could clearly understand and hear what Alecto announced to him. He looked at the tiny individual like he was performing some sick joke. He would go down to their level, and simply blew his nose at them, sending them down onto their backs. As the creature would mimic what would sound like a laugh, like this was entertainment to him*
Harry
*Upon being sent back onto the floor, I growled at the sight of the chortling lizard.* "I warned you!" *He shouts, before looking at my brother and pointing at the beast.* "Tregmok, seize him!"

"You heard me, do something!"
Andrew
"Uhhh" *Tregmok looks around not knowing what to do. He then looks up to the beast. "What's your name?"
Harry
"Are you stupid, how would understand your question?! Even more, why would it have a name?!"
Andrew
"What would you have me do?! There's a mountain sized beast and you told me to seize him! How am I supposed to do that!?"
Harry
"That's for me to command, and for you to figure out!"
Richard
*The beast would watch the two brothers argue. Being quite amused by how easily both of them ripped at eachother. Simply standing there watching the brothers fall out*
Andrew
"Alecto, it doesn't seem like he's attacking us. Maybe we can reason with it." *He turns to look up to the beast* "Do you understand what I'm saying?"
Harry
"Trog... **You** Yourself struggle to understand basic literature, I doubt a dull-witted animal could!"
Richard
*The beast would chatter its teeth watching the two. Then giving a light nod letting them know that he can actually understand what they are saying&
Andrew
"See!? I told you!" *Tregmok screams at his brother* "We might be able to give him something in exchange for safe passage"
Harry
*Alecto ponders for a moment.* "What on earth could we have that a this thing could possibly want?! I've already shown it infinite kindness by gracing it with my presence!"
Andrew
"We could offer him gold Alecto you have plenty of that."
Harry
*Before he can furiously decline, he looks up at the foreboding beast once more.* "...Fine", *He muttered under his breath. He raises his voice,* "Common reptile, do you wish for gold in exchange for our safe passage through these mountains?"
Richard
*He just stared. Letting them figure out the error in that request. What would a creature of his size do with Gold. Very unlikely he would travel to a town and purchase something at a store on the road*