Rosa
*Sadly for the man the chair didn't lowered it's awareness, and he was in the middle of a forest, there is leaves and twigs scattered everywhere here nothing much you can do about making sounds if you don't have any perk to negate the sounds, so of course the chair would be able to hear the man approaching him, trying to be as sneaky as possible,Chair would then say*

``...You just look pathetic moving around like that trying to be all sneaky like,you won't really be able to not make any noise when there is twigs and leaves everywhere here so instead of doing that tell me directly what do you want from me or leave me alone.``
Christine
*Suddenly, chicken jumps on chair from behind with silent flutter, as it helped itself with it's small wings.. It is rather small, although it looks really smart for a chicken. A man just looks at Him and says.*

"Well. Nothing really, never met any walking chair. So You can talk huh?"

*He looks closer at the chair, with curiosity on face.*
Rosa
*Chair would move his backrest, basically slapping the chicken away from him, which he wouldn't do it strong enough to break it's bones, but it would be strong enough to make sure it wouldn't try to go on him again, after that the chair will say, annoyed.*

``control your chicken if you don't want him to become a part of a rotisserie, and yes, got a problem whit that.``

*It was very clear that chair didn't want ANYTHING to go on him*
Christine
"Huh. I see your really impatient."

*Chicken would go to it's owner, while He just continued looking at chair, starting to wonder if He even is animal or if it is some sentient race? Well. Does He even eat?*

"Uhm... Do You even eat? You're... A chair after all."

*He sat down. His left leg under other, one vertically and one horixontally, so He can stand up if situation needs it. His chicken walking around Him, eating some little pebbles.*
Rosa
*The chair would sigh, seeing how the man's question weren't gonna end any-time soon, seeing how half-sat, but anyway it would say in a annoyed tone*

``Of course i eat, because if i wouldn't, i would create energy out of nothing, which even whit extremely powerful magic, it is impossible to sustain for a long time energy, because of the MOST KNOWN law of nature that you can't create things out of thin air that can exist for a long time! Any more stupid question you want to ask me or will you leave me do my own god damn Things!?``
Christine
"What are your own damn things?" *He asks with curiosity*