Robert
After arriving in Kadho and spending some time politicking, Sirdan got to the next part of his plan! 

Sol is a hot and crazy priestess, and Cuo is a hot and possessed Runran girl. Therefore, it is obvious that he should attempts to engage in relationships with them. They says the best way to a person's heart is through their stomach (He seems to have forgotten that specifies man, but Sirdan's all for gender equality). 

So Sirdan would purchase quite a bit of food from the market and put them in his magical refrigerator, readying himself to cook any cuisine of his choice, and then send out an invitation to Cuo and Sol. 

And Myhan, just to beat the allegations. He isn't sure where the bnnuy is, she probably overslept. 

The three would be invited to a dinner at Sirdan's manor house, with the menu being "Fresh omnivore menu of Kadhoki choice, plus some Gwannamese food." Also, he specifies that he will invite the three to stay the night. Sirdan also says there's a room prepared specifically for Myhan on the upper floor. 

When the trio arrive, they will see a regular town house, where the door was just barely tall enough for Myhan to fit in. And it was an oversized door.
Catherine
*Sirdan was inviting her for food? At first, it made her heart flutter, until he elaborated that both Sol and Myhan were arriving. She had seen him take some glances at Sol, but surely because Myhan was being invited, it would be a regular dinner thing. Right? Of course, the bunny was nowhere to be found; like an actual rabbit. Still, he __had__ asked her out on a date, so maybe? Just maybe?*

*Cuo stood at the front entrance, looking at the massive door, presumably made so Myhan could fit.*
Gregoria
The priestess didn't have any plans for that particular evening, hence she ended up accepting. She would show up a little after Cuo had, bearing a flask of wine and dressed in her latest purchase at the clothing store. Not that she'd expected to be putting it to use so soon.

"I hope I'm not late."
Jennie
At the top of the townhouse, one can see a window open, and Sirdan seems to be reading there. Then, Sirdan shot a glance to the side as soon as Cuo appeared. 

Sirdan would disappear, rushing downstairs as the girl appeared. The first person he saw was Cuo. Beautiful, with a soft face. A little bit clueless, and quite attractive in other manners to boot. 

And then Sirdan spotted Sol, who was also beautiful, but her outfit, with nothing on the back left to imagination. Sirdan visibly gulped, using a moment to regain his composure,"Ah, you're looking gorgeous today, Sol." Sirdan said, forgetting his manner to compliment Cuo at the same time. 

"Comon in, I am sure Myhan will be here soon. I've got plenty of food ready. Cuo, would you like something Gwannamese? And Sol, would you like something Hombaxian or from Ie? I know a few dishes from there, but I've never got to know much about you or talk to you."
Catherine
*Cuo looked to Sol, who was in a beautiful (if not incredibly revealing) dress. Was she underdressed for this? She had really ever only worn one type of outfit, covering her entire body. She shifted weight from one leg to the other, hoping that everything would be alright.*

*Oh, Sirdan was here! But of course, Sol took his attention first. Why wouldn't she, wearing that? She looked away for a bit, a tinge of jealously building within her (both from Sol's assets and Sirdan's attention.*

"Oh, uh, sure!"
Gregoria
"And not on other days, I see." The priestess pretends to frown, then switches back to her usual smile. "But I jest. I couldn't find much with short notice, so please accept this wine in place of a gift."

Her gaze would momentarily flicker to Cuo before Sol nodded in response to the question.

"I'm fine with either." A gentle giggle. "And sure, we can talk more over food."
Jennie
*Sirdan would nod and then lead the two inside.* 

"Oh. Oh no, not what I mean. You're gorgeous indeed." *He chuckled and then took the wine, not even glancing at what kind of vintage it was, before setting it aside on a table inside,*"Thank you, but there's no need to get me any gifts - I'm just happy to be treating you two - eh. Three to dinner." 

Then he would bring the two to the table, where there were some mochis and turkish delights laid out, alongside a pot of hot Runran tea, processed to make it a bit less energizing. 

"I will get to work preparing dinner today - shall I surprise you two? You two would be fine with anything, right?"
Catherine
*A gift too? Should she have brought one?*

*Cuo's worries soon disappeared with the assortment of food on the table, her expression visibly changing with stars in her eyes.*

"Oh yes, anything is good!"
Jennie
Sirdan would quickly get to work preparing the food, using telekinesis to help himself in the kitchen. From the table Cuo could watch him cooking the food. 

First, Sirdan chopped a bunch of spring onions acquired from the market, and then took some onions and chopped it apart, and then mixed in some eggs with salt and black pepper. 

Then he would prepare the other main dishes - a Hombaxian style Biryani, with marinated raw chicken cooked together with rice and ghee. 

Then, as the rice baked together in a clay pot, he would start frying the Gwannamese fried rice and a salmon he has acquired in a large pan, using his multiple telekinetic hands to keep track of all the food. Sirdan was sweating. 

After a while, the full four course dinner would be ready, and he presented it on the dining table to the guests: 

A massive bowl of Gwannamese fried rice mixed with shrimp, minced chicken and beef, with egg and fried soy sauce and a small amount of what appears to be a savory spicy fish sauce on top. 

A big bowl of Hombaxian biryani baked with spiced and marinated chicken, which looked a bit red from the rich tomato marinade Sirdan used. 

An entire fried salmon, certified to give Myhan enough protein, served alongside Mayonnaise. 

And some refreshing freshly squeezed orange juice, served with South Mentian white wine. 

"I've got more drinks - if you prefer Adoric red, I've got a few vintage. I've even got Gwannam rice wine and imitation sake here too."
Catherine
*Cuo curiously watched Sirdan, a magical pair of eyes being used to get a better view as he moved around, paying careful attention to the elf (not his cooking skills). In the end, the Gwannamese fried rice did catch her attention though, along with the fresh orange juice.*

"Rice wine?"
Jennie
"Rice wine. Mei... Mei Jao. I think that's how they call it. They brew wine using rice in Gwannam. I imported some of them since I know some of my friends might have some Runran taste."
Catherine
"...Can I have some?"

*Cuo had never tried rice wine before, so she was eager for a taste.*
Jennie
Sirdan would head over to his cellar, returning after a moment with two variation of rice wine. One was a conventional bottle of Huangjiu (Yellow rice wine), with a slightly sweet taste. And the other was Baijiu - white rice wine, with a very strong flavor and aroma. 

Sirdan would serve one small shot chilled, one heated, and the baijiu at room temperature. 

"See which one you like - if at all. The Baijiu is a very strong and acquired taste. It is as strong as Silnarian whiskey, but with a much heavier taste. Oh, and drink it with food."
Catherine
*Without waiting for Sirdan to stop speaking, Cuo took the shot of Baijiu and immediately downed it without a second thought. Consequently, she was left coughing and hacking, not used to the burning sensation the alcohol had.*

"-ack-"
Jennie
*Sirdan laughed, shaking his head*,"Be more careful, have you never learned of heavy liquor like this in your homeland?"
Catherine
"...Sort of? They didn't really teach us about it, just more so that we shouldn't drink it."

*Cuo turned red in embarrassment and turned away, setting the cup on the table.*

"Is the other one better?"
Jennie
"Whomever brought you up didn't do their job properly. Did they not teach you about alcohol so that strange men won't offer them to you and you not know what it is?" 
*Sirdan shook his head in disapproval.*

"This one's milder - Yellow Rice Wine as they call it, it is less strong, perhaps half or a quarter compared to the other one. I seldomly drink, but I do have something of a favorite from a local shop if you want."
Gregoria
Sol had been quietly drinking the white ever since it'd appeared on the table, for she quite liked the taste. That said, she wasn't a strong drinker and now her face was starting to flush slightly red. She got up from where she'd been sitting and circled over to where Cuo was.

"Mhm. If you don't have much drinking experience, it's nicer to start out with something less strong." She peered at the other bottle, then chuckled as she ruffled the other girl's hair. "Of course, the results will be similar if you down it in one sitting, so consider taking a sip every so often instead."
Catherine
"...Not really, no."

*Cuo's expression was ligtened as her hair was ruffled, and she helped herself to a large serving of the fried rice before trying the alcohol again. Noticably, her redness hardly went down.*

"I never got to do a lot."
Jennie
*Sirdan blinked as Garuda chugged down the wine, and then presented more alcohol from the kitchen.* 

"Now hang on Cuo, don't drink too much. You'd get overly drunk and that's bad." Sirdan said, as he presented three of his favorite - all of them very low alcohol content beer, 3% or so, with a hint of different kind of stone fruit, of varying degree of sweetness. 

"Lindesmen here, this one's the least sweet of them all, and then the Rodenbach, this one's in the middle, and finally Kastel, this one's the sweetest of them all. I don't drink much, but this is for replacing water. It is healthy for adult." 

Then he glanced at Sol sipping all the Baijiu unironically, blinking, and then pointed at the food,"You all should grab some of those food too." He said, sitting down and popping in a few bite of the chicken biryani, before washing it down with... Salmon with mayonnaise!?
Gregoria
"Thankfully, it's never too late to start." And with one last ruffle of Cuo's hair, Sol returns to her seat and nodded at Sirdan's words, reaching over to scoop up some fried rice. And then she helped herself to another cup of white wine.

"It's not bad at all, the taste. You could open a restaurant."
Catherine
"I think I'll try the others later."

*For now, Cuo blissfully helped herself to the fried rice, her expression perking up instantly.*

"Wow, this is good!"

*The mage began shoveling her mouth with fried rice as if someone was going to take it from her. At the same time though, she eyed the three new alcohols. Sweet? She liked sweet.*
Jennie
*Sirdan chuckled,*"I've considered opening Sirdan's Tiaian Barbeque back when I was in Salvainia. That plan went down the sewers for multiple reasons." 

Sirdan seemed quite proud of his food, and then offered to pour her a cup of the sweet beer - which Sirdan have chilled with his own pyromantic magic to be cold and delicious. 

"If either of you like your alcohol chilled, I'll serve it chilled. And I can serve it warm if you want too."
Catherine
"Which one is better? The only cold thing I've had to drink was spring or river water. And maybe a juice."

*Cuo proceeded to use her telekinesis in order to lift the spoon and shovel food in her mouth, crossing her arms in front of her to relax.+
Jennie
"Can't say that's proper table manner." Sirdan chuckled and then pointed at the mildly sweet one,"This one's my favorite for a day drink. Just a normal, agreeable, not overpowering taste."
Gregoria
"I'm fine with either." Sol's face was redder than it had been a short while ago, seeing as how her cup was once again empty. Talking coherently still wasn't a problem, however.

"Ah, I heard from sir Myhan about that one." Which was not strictly true, she merely asked about how the two of them had ended up feuding with Salvainia, but ambiguity was key. "A pity, since the food there wasn't half bad either last I visited."
Catherine
*So it was like juice then. She instead sought out the sweetest of the three; the mage seemed to have a sweet tooth. The cup slid over to her, and she took a small sip to see what it tasted like.*
Jennie
Sirdan would then serve the next cup of alcohol to Sol chilled. He himself seems a little bit uneasy about getting both of the girls drunk while he himself, stayed completely sober. 

"Oh. Yes. We became Barons here by assisting in a local plot..." He sat back on the coach and looked at the remaining food in front of him, instinctively eating a bit more to make sure none goes wasted. Presumably, Myhan would devour the rest without a problem. 

"We were just two hapless mercenaries who each formed our own group of equally clueless mercenary. Mine was with a mysterious egg man, a couple of a wolfman and a naga that was on the verge of.." He paused for a bit,"Screwing eachother every moment, even before battle. And an Oni who tagged along." 

"And yes, Salvainia's food is the best in the world. It is one of the biggest city, located in a suitable warm climate, with delicious rice and an international population..." He paused for a bit, seemingly a bit sad about losing his access to Salvainian food

The alcohol was quite sweet and had a subtle fruity undertone. It could be mistaken for some really complex fruit juice, if not for the undertone of alcohol underneath. 

"But it doesn't matter. I'll make my domain into the best place to eat in the world."
Catherine
*Upon tasting the sweetness and the fruity undertone, Cuo proceeded to down half the cup in one gulp. When her face was visible again, it was red.*

"Screwing... What is that?"

*The language seemed familiar to her, but she couldn't remember what it meant.*

"I was in Salvania once! I had these good fried potato sticks there. The best place to eat in the world... I'd like to live there."
Gregoria
"...Pfft!"

It turned out to be a good thing that the cup hadn't yet reached her lips, or a good amount of its content would have ended up on the food. The priestess laughed easily, greatly amused. As to what amused her, that would be anybody's guess.

"Surely there are Salvainian merchants that still cross the border and come here to peddle their wares. Alternatively, why not ask someone to buy ingredients on your behalf? You'll have to do the cooking yourself, but I imagine it'll balance out in the long term."
Jennie
"...That's attempting to fuck." Sirdan explained in more blunt term, and then would close the remaining bottle of beers and alcohol. 

"I think you're drinking too much, Cuo." Sirdan said, visibly moving away a bottle of beer away from Cuo. 

Then he blinked, wondering what Sol was laughing at,"Indeed. There's still trade between the two country, even though they were at war just a minute ago. I do purchase some ingredients from the harbor occasionally - and my domain in Syras is very close in climate compared to the Adoros Delta. But really, it is not the ingredients that matter - ingredients can be acquired with money. It is the skilled cook, and Salvainia attracts a lot of them."
Gregoria
"Mhm, that's quite a fair point. You could try poaching a chef — can't imagine all of them being devout loyalists — but I suppose the distance and relative inaccessibility to ingredients may deter more than a fair share. But then again —" And here one could notice her starting to get drunk based off what she was saying. "The direct method of solving that issue would be to conquer Salvainia, I imagine."

Perhaps Sol shouldn't have been trusted with the white wine, but as it turned out she'd emptied the bottle. Ah, well.
Jennie
Sirdan blinked as he realized the Baijiu was entirely empty, and he looked at Sol,"...I'm surprised you just drank all of that straight. If you can hold your alcohol, I can get you more. But I'd rather not be accused of inappropriate actions toward my colleagues." 

He chuckled,"Maybe in twenty years, I'll be sure to have you three tag along when I march to Salvainia and." Suddenly, Sirdan felt as if he saw something in the shadow,"Conquer it for the Republic."

Then he would acquire a bottle of Silnarian whiskey and pour it out in a glass for himself, before raising it. He would pour whatever Sol wanted.

"All hail the Republic!"
Catherine
*"That's attempting to fuck."*

"L-like, s-s... Se-"

*Not able to finish her question, Cuo quickly downs the rest of her cup.*

"Yeah! Then get all the chefs! And make good food!"

*The thought of [redacted] was still stuck in her mind though. She had never seen it, but she had definitely heard things before.*

*"Garuda, what is 'fucking' like?"*

*G-"Well, it's when a man [redacted] his [redacted] into a woman's [redacted]. Then, he [redacted] [redacted] until [reda-"*

"I GET IT!!"

*Cuo grabbed her hair and attempted to pull it over her face in embarrassment, then realized that she had just blurted randomness out loud.*

"Sorry. That was Garuda."
Gregoria
"My, my. I think I'll settle for something lighter, or tomorrow morning will come with quite the vengeance. At least, more than it already will. But either way, I don't really mind, you know?"

Once again, exactly what she 'didn't mind' was another riddle left to the listener's interpretation. The priestess managed to hold back another bout of laughter.

"Sure, if we're all around in twenty years." Raising her own glass for the toast.
Jennie
"Yeah. Like that." Sirdan deadpanned, infected by her joyous battle cry,"We'll see if we are still that enthusiastic in twenty years." 

He tilted his head,"Was Garuda talking to you about her experience?" He could guess what was going on, making Cuo look embarassed all of the sudden. 

He would sip on the whiskey and then poured some of the mildly sweet beer for Sol,"Well, I'm inviting you to stay the night after all. I wouldn't want you to get too drunk." 

He toasted Cuo, Myhan and Sol,"Cheers. I plan to be around for at least two hundred more years. Do you Sol?"
Gregoria
"...I wonder?" It was time for another of Sol's signature polite smiles that never reached her eyes. "I do plan to travel a lot, so it's hard to say."