Mathew
*Chair was walking on this path again after doing what he wanted hin the last town, he didn't want to stay in a area for too long.*
*It would be basicly a death wish whit the bounty hunter he must have looking for him basicly everywhere to stay in one place, it's not whitout a doubt is that he tries to be "Hyper-aware" Of his surounding to not fall into a trap, to think that all of those was caused just because he protected himself from an asshole of a elve*

*Chair hearing the crunches of leaves and twigs comming straight at him fast he would of course start to run away, he was of course slower than momo so he was caught up.*
*He would of course do a sharp turn going straight out of the path to directly hit a tree, since he isn't fast and the sharp turn took a loot of speed he didn't quite hit the tree hard enought to hurt him or turn him back into a human,it was more like he walked into the tree than ran into it*
``LEAVE ME ALONE,GOD DAMNIT IM NOT A SUMMON YOU IDIOT``
Randy
Momo instinctively flinches when the animated furniture whacks itself into a tree! He tries to approach the chair but it began to yell and insult him! Although, the insults and yelling flew by Momo's head. 

"You're not a summon? Then what are you?" Momo has eagerness and genuine curiosity in his tone. His eyes lit up while maintaining a safe distance away from the chair.
Mathew
*Chair would make a loud sigh as the one that chased him, in fact, didn't leave him alone*
``...Can't i have a single fucking day where i don't get asked question or someone trying to kill me... LISTEN, i'm just a dude in a chair transformation, got it? Now leave me be and go away``
Randy
Momo pouts at Chair's hostile response yet still stands his onw ground. He continues to try to stay in front of Chair's path. 

"I don't get it. If you're a chair trying to be left alone, why not hide with a bunch of other chairs?"
Mathew
*Chair would react to what momo said whit*
``because if i stay in one spot for too long,the bounty hunters chasing will end up catching up,finding me and KILL ME, and the cushion is literaly my mouth, so if someone sit on me i literaly eat their ass either i want it or not, was that all your question, can i go now before they find me again forcing me to burn down another forest to escape!?!``
Randy
Momo puffs up his face with a pout. "I don't get it still!" He says in a frustrated tone and brings both hands to his cheeks. Momo was still processing the whole idea of a chair transformation, a lot of questions popping up into his head. Yet his mood quickly changes as his hands lightly slap both cheeks to make an inspired smile.

"But that just makes it more interesting! People are chasing you? Let me help, let me help!" Momo giddily summons an ofuda in his hand. It is quickly consumed by a harmless yellow flame and the attempt to cast Rat Spirit (Fleet Floot) on Chair is activated. 
"Let's run away together Mr.Chair!" Momo hops up and down for a bit, clapping his hands together in excitement!
Mathew
*Hearing what momo had to say, chair was confused, for once someone didn't try to kill him or sit on him, someone tried to help him, he had completely gave up on the idea of recruiting people in his quest to get revenge on zalgar, and there, is what seemed to be a fae, offering to help him when he was understandibly an asshole to... Her?*
*Chair after getting back to himself would say*
``uuhm, alwrite then, follow me uhm... Fae?``
*He would of course not reject the buff and start to run the way he would have walked if he wasn't interupted by momo*
Randy
Momo would almost move out of the way for Chair to lead the way on their little runaway escape until Mr.Chair mentioned Momo's race. Momo immediately snaps his hands to cover his ears. The giddy nature suddenly drops and a blank expression now stares down at Chair. 

He stares. 
For a few seconds. 
He grips on his ears till they *Hurt*.

Then Momo lets go and blushes in embarrassment. Momo moves out of Chair's way.

"Okay! Take the lead Mr.Chair! I'll buff us along the way! Do you want me to carry you Mr.Chair? I have quiet footsteps."