Laura
* Was in an alleyway, being stupid. Work had just finished, and his small, seed sized brain could not fathom what to do next. He began to kiss his hands for some reason, people walking by him left and right as they stared on with looks of contempt and disgust in their eyes. At one point, he even tried to fit his entire foot in his mouth, shoe and all.*
Dan
Momo was walking around the alleyway searching for a black cat. *Black cats are suppose to give luck goddamn it! And Momo is going to get that luck no matter what!* What did he need to be lucky for? Hm, who knows. But it'll be nice to have.

"Here kitty kitty... Here kitty kitty..." While walking around, Momo accidentally stumbled upon a homeless man! 
"Oh! I'm so sorry Sir," He noticed the man putting his foot in his mouth. "AH!" Momo took a few steps back from **. Momo heard of this before... The **Foot curse**.
Laura
* Looked up at the pretty boy standing in front of him. Instinctively, he stood up, looking down on Momo as he stood right in front of the alleyway.*

"Wanna see my fart collection"

*:He said, a serious gaze in his eyes.*
Dan
Momo held his heart for a moment in pain... This young man was being possessed by the **Foot curse** Demon... Momo held out his hands to caress the poor homeless mans face. 

"Sir... Your fart collection... Is not yours."
Laura
* Widened his eyes in disbelief. His fart collection... It wasn't his own? The countless hours he spent in the bathroom, holding a shattered glass jar over his nether hole, waiting for the perfect moment to release his toots and succesffully contain it within a bottle, a flask, even so far as a leather pouch he salvaged. He had well over 10 hidden around the entire city - 10 containment units used to capture his farts. This pretty boy... He was saying that they were not his? It made him mad.*

"It is and its mine and i wont accept any other answer because ITS MY FART COLLECTION AAAHHHHHHHHH"
Dan
Momo **Slaps** The crazed deluded man right across the face. "SNAP OUT OF IT! You're being possessed! Can't you see?!"

Momo began to take the man's hand and try to lead him out of the alleyway. "We're going to get you an exorcist and everything's going to be okay..."
Laura
*Siamang, as soon as he was slapped by the boy, fell to the ground and began shaking violently as he curled up into a ball. In doing this, he pulled his hand back with a strong amount of force, meaning that Momo's gesture to try and lead him out of the alleyway would fail. After rolling around in the ground for a little bit, he would lie on the ground on his back before giving a blooodcurling screech:*

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IM FARTING"
Dan
"**OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING!" Momo began to scream outwards from the alleyway. "SOMEONE HELP! HELP! THIS MAN'S SOUL IS BEING EATEN BY A DEMON!" 

Momo cast `Orb of Light` into his hand and flung it at the man. "GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! THE LIGHT SHINES UPON YOU."
Laura
*Siamang would immediately become blinded by the light. He stopped his shaking, as for a moment, he was at peace. Instantly, he closed his eyes, lying still on the floor as his eyes seemingly became fixated on the heavens above. Down on the ground, it would seem like he was giving the sky a thousand yard stare as his mouth subconsciously morphed into a grin. In the back of his mind, he would be able to process the sounds of people beginning to clamor about in front of him, most likely attracted by the sounds he was making earlier. Wait, how did he even know all of this? He wasn't used to being able to process... Anything, really. For his entire life, he was a complete idiot - it wouldn't be so out of place. To call him a degenerate. Maybe that was why he had become a slave in the first place: no one wanted him, no one found a purpose for him, and he found no purpose for himself.*

*The ability to reflect on his actions wasn't something Siamang was used to, as the macen hadn't the brain processing power to even perform such an act. At present, however, his consciousness would project him floating adrift in an ephemeral reality of buttery yellow clouds. There was nothing in sight but these clouds for an infinite horizon that seemed to stretch on... Forever. Wait... What was forever? What was infinity? Where was he? Why? Who? Where? Wha-*

*He snapped back to the world, flinging his eyes open wide and true. He sat straight up, shaking not in the slightest. He looked at his hands - they were covered in dirt and saliva. As time passed on, it would become quite obvious that his mental state was deteriorating, as with his temporary boost in intelligence. Damn... His fingers looked like a good ass snack.*

"No im going for gold. You silver."
Dan
Momo calmed down as the possessed man composed himself. Watching him get himself back up, Momo was prepared to chuck another `Orb of Light` at him. But he stood and spoke like a different man. 

"...I'm silver. That's okay. And you're going for gold. That's okay. But it takes 100 silver to get 1 gold." 

Momo relaxed as one of his palms began to glow a mint-green around. He reached out this palm toward the man's calloused hands, Momo had no care for the dirt or spit. With his other hand, he tried to lift up the man's chin. The way he looked at his hands, Momo had seen the man's eyes just earlier when they were face to face, but now Momo wanted to see if those same eyes were from the same person. *Who's in there?*

"You have 99 left to go. Let me help."
Brenda
Healing Touch cast*
Laura
"Hey hey hey im taking takin a shit in here YOOOOOO" 
*Siamang said, the insanity from earlier returning.*
Dan
Momo's expression dropped in irritation. "Of course." He tried to grip the man's hands once more but now a small crowd was forming to watch the looney scene. Momo now tried once again to forcibly pull the man out of the alleyway.

"LET'S GOOOOOO! I'M HELPING! I'M HELPIN-" 
"Um excuse me ma'am."

Two guard would come around from the corner, it seemed they drawn enough attention. "What's going on here?" The guard said lazily.
Laura
"LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*Siamang would say, following Momo. He would not mind the guards who came to apprehend them, however.*
Dan
"Oh thank goodness! This man is-" Momo wouldn't be able to finish his sentence as Siamang finally allowed Momo to lead him. However, without warning and that sudden screech, Momo's pulling motion hastily causes him to stumble into the crowd! Momo falls back and knocks down an eldery woman from the crowd, she went down with an "Oof!" 

"Oh my god." Momo looked at the eldery woman and at the now disgruntled guards. He couldn't think of the right words and they began to mumble together. "I'm helping!" 

Momo was still trying to hold onto Siamang among all of this.
Laura
*Amidst all of this clamor, Siamang would stand stoic and still as Momo knocked herself over into the crowd. His mind would lazily pick up the fact that she boy had knocked over an old woman in the impromptu mob, also noticing the looks on the guards faces - disgruntled, confused, and uncomfortable.*

*He decided to make them a bit MORE uncomfortable.*

"Hey did you guys know about the... The balls on the walls story? Yeah yeah lets gooo... LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

*After finishing, he would stride on over to the old woman's side, crouching down as he broke free of Momo's grasp. He would whisper into her ear.*

"Youre a fat cow"
Dan
Ruh roh. This would look bad if it got to New Sunlight... Well actually, his whole past would look bad for New Sunlight. 

Luckily, the mundane patrol guards would have a hard time noticing Momo toggling on `Unseelie` as they were distracted by Siamang. Momo slipped into and away from the crowd. 

*Good luck Mr.Possessed Demon man... Oh and sorry old lady.*