Bernard
*Roxie arrives at the open seas of Neverland in her Teeny Ship. She pops open the hull and jumps up to the top of the ship, looking out into the horizon.*

"Yarr harr, yo ho! There be pirates here! Hoist the Radar-G!"
Jeremy
*The Radar-G starts spinning, searching the surrounding area for enemies.* "For what purpose have you adopted new vocal mannerisms?"
Bernard
"What booty we seek? Yarr, good question! The damned Moogles want a Gem of Power!"
Jeremy
"Is it wise to describe your client with expletives?"
Bernard
"Do what you want 'cause a pirate lives free! You are a pirate~!"
Jeremy
"Wyvern located 84 degrees, 0.6 kilometers."
Bernard
"No! Turn to port! We seek a Battleship to batten down!"
Jeremy
"Seeking Battleship. Located 173 degrees, 2.2 kilometers."
Bernard
"Battleship, ho! Avast, avant! Let us make haste! Twenty knots due west!"
Jeremy
"Request will be completed based on inferred intent, rather than blatantly inaccurate wording. Would you like to order a copy of 'Pirate-Speak Dictionary'?"
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Bernard
"Go walk a plank!"

*The Teeny Ship lurches forward, nearly knocking Roxie off-balance.*

"Okay, okay! I'll stop!" *She maintains her grin, finally spotting the Battleship in the distance. She winds up, then slams her hammer against the surface of the water. Pillars of darkness mixed with water splash up, approaching the Heartless.*

*The Heartless turns to face its aggressor, then charges at Roxie's Teeny Ship. She pulls her Star Hammer to the side, waiting for just the right moment, then...*

***SMASH!!***

*The Battleship is knocked hard right. Roxie whoops excitedly, then slams her hammer against the water again. As dark pillars of water approach the enemy, she pivots, then hurls her weapon in its direction. Both attacks connect simultaneously, her hammer boomeranging back to her.*

*The Heartless launches a volley of yellow rockets that home in on her. Through her glasses, Roxie sees lock-on reticles form around each rocket. She grins, then shouts.*

"FIRE!" *Her ship's Thunder-G unleashes a barrage of lasers, destroying the incoming projectiles. Her eyes sparkle as she stares down her enemy.*

"Splash!" *She slams her hammer into the water one last time, sending more dark water shockwaves in the foe's direction. Before any can make contact, however, she slides through the air, nicking the Battleship with her hammer.*

*She locks eyes with the ship's pilot, then points directly at him.*

"Time's up!" *She hurls her hammer once more at point-blank, sending the Heartless to reform elsewhere. Her earlier dark wave catches the Power Gem, then tosses it to her.*

*Roxie begins to fall, only to land in her Teeny Ship's cockpit. She vibrates in her seat, ecstatic at how awesome that was. The ship zooms off, away from the ocean and into Gummi Space.*