Carolyn
``Sawa was cooking. That's a bit... Sus. Usually the food would turn into a bonfire by now. The microwave finished beeping and Sawaturyo opened the microwave door after the third beep. With excitement falling flat. What met him was absolutely catastrophic. Some how his bread had caught a small fire. Yeah we microwaving bread. Yeah, it was a panini bread and there's wasn't a panini bread maker for some reason, so he had to buy some from a local store and microwave. Dashing his hand in to grab it as fast as he possibly could without burning his hand, he began trying to put the water out with the tap.`` "Come on... Come on..."
Mildred
` While Sawaturyo Shiyo was busy making himself a panini, a 7 feet tall giant walked into the kitchen. He wanted to prepare himself a pre workout meal, consting of brown rice with chicken, oatmeal and a protein shake. Since the door wasn't that tall, he had to crouch down. The place was covered in smoke.` "Huh, what's wrong?"`, asked Derrick, looking around.`
Carolyn
"Nothing, nothing! My cooking skills are just pure SHIT!" ``Sawa half-shouted. Now he had put out the fire he bit into his panini and wafted away the smoke into an open window, only to see the 7 foot hulking giant. To which he looks absolutely horrified of. He simply swallowed his bite after that.`` "Sawaturyo, by the way." ``He simply introduced himself to Derrick.``
Mildred
"It's fine, no problem." ` Derrick helped out by opening the windows. It was tough to breathe inside the room. He started coughing up a bit but eventually, it stopped.` "What were you even cooking?"`, asked Derrick.`
Carolyn
"I was microwaving a panini since we didn't have a panini maker." ``Yep. He caused a fire. By microwaving a panini. A panini. A literally slice of bread. That was what the fire was about, a slice of bread. All this smoke from one little panini bread. It's amazing how this idiot rich boy can cause the most hazardous things from a piece of bread.``
Mildred
"My god, you're an idiot."`, said Derrick, face palming. He truly was an idiot. Since he lived in a house with many siblings, he knew how to cook. Obviously, he couldn't whip up gourmet dishes but he could make an egg and things like those.` "Want me to make you something? This doesn't look edible."
Carolyn
"What do you mean I'm an idiot!? That wasn't even my fault, for some reason whenever I cook, something bad happens! That's not my fault!" ``While Derrick was right about the bread being inedible, he could manage.`` "No thanks though. Thanks for the offer too, I guess." ``Well he was thankful... At least.``
Mildred
"Well, I'll still make you something anyways." ` Derrick could probably cook something for Sawaturyo as well. It wouldn't be that difficult. He was going to make him whatever he was going to eat.` "Sit down, I'll make you brown rice with chicken and oatmeal. Anyways, do you work out?"