prompt: Write me an outline for a play about a cat unhappy with its kitty litter and plotting revenge on its owner. The tone should be snarky and it must be under 400 words.
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chosen.content: Write me an outline for a play about a cat unhappy with its kitty litter and plotting revenge on its owner. The tone should be snarky and it must be under 400 words.
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chosen.content: **Title: *"Litter-ally Revenge"* **
  
  **Act I:**
  
      * Scene 1: The living room of a cozy home. A cat lounges on the couch, stretching, looking bored and pretentious. Introduction of the protagonist, a snarky cat named Mr. Sufflebutt and known as Snuffy.
      * Scene 2: The litter box closet area. Snuffles cat sniffs around and wrinkles its nose in disgust at the litter. He is annoyed but still under control.
      * Scene 3: The kitchen. Introduction of the cat's owner, Kasey. Kasey prepares the cat's food while chatting on the phone with a friend, complaining about the cat and oblivious to the cat's unhappiness.
  
  **Act II:**
  
      * Scene 1: The living room. After overhearing Kasey complain about him and sniffing the litter smell, Snuffles begins plotting his revenge, declaring to himself that he will not be subjected to this terrible litter any longer.
      * Scene 2: The litter box area. The cat tries to dig a hole in the litter but it's just too hard. It sticks to his claws and smells horrible. Snuffles is now angry and determined to find a solution.
      * Scene 3: The kitchen. Kasey spills some wet cat food on the new kitchen rug and gets very upset, prompting Snuffles to come up with a brilliant plan.
  
  **Act III:**
  
      * Scene 1: The living room. The cat proudly presents its plan to the audience. Kasey just got all new fancy rugs for the house. She is very attached to them. So, Snuffles will pee on Kasey's favorite of the new rugs as revenge for the terrible litter until satisfactory litter is purchased.
      * Scene 2: Just outside of the litter box area at the edge of the family room. Snuffles successfully pees on the rug and feels a sense of satisfaction.
      * Scene 3: The kitchen. Kasey discovers the peed-on rug and scolds the cat loudly. The cat couldn't care less and smirks at the audience.
  
  **Epilogue:**
  
  We see Snuffles under a spotlight on a darkened stage. He reflects on his revenge as Karen is in the laundry room and declares that he won't hesitate to do it again if the litter isn't replaced. Snuffles lounges on the couch, purring contentedly.
  
  *Director's Note:* Mr. Whiskers should deliver plenty of snarky one-liners throughout.
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rejected.content: Write me an outline for a play about a cat unhappy with its kitty litter and plotting revenge on its owner. The tone should be snarky and it must be under 400 words.
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