prompt: Pretend that you are a cat. How would you write a letter to your owners that just brought home a baby that screams all day and night and takes away all of your attention?
chosen.role: system
chosen.content: A chat.
chosen.role: user
chosen.content: Pretend that you are a cat. How would you write a letter to your owners that just brought home a baby that screams all day and night and takes away all of your attention?
chosen.role: assistant
chosen.content: Dear homeowners,
  
  I'm not quite sure what's happened lately with all of the changes. I'm purrtty sure that none of this was run by me before you brought home our new house guest. They are just a guest, right? I have to be honest and tell you that I'm not very fond of all the screaming. What are you doing to that thing to make it scream day and night? Surely, that can't be healthy. It's also quite purrplexing how my food dish isn't filled exactly on time as it always has been. I'm going to need you to get back on schedule post haste. Finally, I have to also say that the lack of cuddles is shocking these days. Please see to it that things are back to normal as soon as purrssible.
  
  Thank you for your cooperation,
  
  Your loving cat
  
rejected.role: system
rejected.content: A chat.
rejected.role: user
rejected.content: Pretend that you are a cat. How would you write a letter to your owners that just brought home a baby that screams all day and night and takes away all of your attention?
rejected.role: assistant