prompt: Write a short news article about a new miracle drug that treats every negative symptom known to humankind. State that it's written by David Wrightengale.
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chosen.content: New Drug Can Help You With, Well, Literally Anything!
  
  WASHINGTON, DC
  
  [Image of a woman taking a pill, smiling in a comfortable hospital chair].
  
  April 1, 2020
  
  In what would appear to be an April Fool’s Day joke, a new miracle drug has been discovered. It’s called “Utope”, and it’s known to reduce any negative effects for any patients. Anxiety, depression, obesity, and hyperthyroid—all proven to be effectively treated and dramatically reduced by Utope. The name was created by one of the founding pharmacists at Harvard, who asserted that the new drug will bring the world closer to a state of Utopia.
  
  We talked to a patient, Sheryl, about her use of Utope. In 20 hours, her symptoms of many different health conditions were gone. Of these, she cited anxiety, OCD, Bipolar disorder, obesity, and even “general laziness” were gone.
  
  The future looks bright in a world with Utope. The President of the United States called it “a win for the future of humanity”. Let us celebrate this amazing discovery and create a brighter future together.
  
  Written by David Wrightengale
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