prompt: Create a TV advertisement script for tissues. It should feature at least 3 instances where people are crying about something absurd and the problem is compounded by a lack of tissues. Include a voiceover at the end with a quippy line or two encouraging the audience to buy tissues. 250-300 words are ideal.
chosen.role: system
chosen.content: A chat.
chosen.role: user
chosen.content: Create a TV advertisement script for tissues. It should feature at least 3 instances where people are crying about something absurd and the problem is compounded by a lack of tissues. Include a voiceover at the end with a quippy line or two encouraging the audience to buy tissues. 250-300 words are ideal.
chosen.role: assistant
chosen.content: [The scene opens just behind the curtain where a woman is dabbing on the final touches of makeup in preparation for a show]
  [Enter Aide]
  Aide: Ma'am, I'm sorry. They only have regular donuts, not cream-filled donuts.
  Actress: Nooo!
  [The actress sobs uncontrollably, ruining her makeup]
  Aide, frantic: Tissues! Tissues! Doesn't anyone have a tissue?
  [The stage curtains open and music begins to play, revealing the actress still sobbing uncontrollably]
  
  [Cut to a scene of two men sitting on a park bench eating hamburgers]
  Man 1: These burgers are great. Where did you get them?
  Man 2: From the little diner down the street.
  [Suddenly, a bird swoops down and snatches the burger from Man 1]
  Man 1: My burger!
  Man 2: Thief!
  [Man 1 begins to sob, and without thinking, Man 2 offers his shirt. Man 1 blows his nose on the shirt, leaving Man 2 with a look of disgust]
  
  [Cut to a scene of two explorers climbing a mountain]
  Person 1: We're getting close to the summit.
  Person 2: Did you bring the trail mix to celebrate?
  Person 1, surprised: Trail mix? What? I thought you had it.
  Person 2: We have no trail mix?
  [Person 2 begins sobbing and leans back on the rope that connects the two of them, leaving Person 1 to manage both of their weights. The camera pans back as Person 1 struggles to support Person 2, who is bawling uncontrollably, as the voiceover line plays]
  
  Voiceover: There's a lot of sadness out there. Don't get caught without a tissue.
rejected.role: system
rejected.content: A chat.
rejected.role: user
rejected.content: Create a TV advertisement script for tissues. It should feature at least 3 instances where people are crying about something absurd and the problem is compounded by a lack of tissues. Include a voiceover at the end with a quippy line or two encouraging the audience to buy tissues. 250-300 words are ideal.
rejected.role: assistant