prompt: Can you write me a fictional newspaper article about an asteroid on a collision course with Earth? Keep it around 300 words, do not go over 325 words.
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chosen.content: Can you write me a fictional newspaper article about an asteroid on a collision course with Earth? Keep it around 300 words, do not go over 325 words.
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  Headline: Incoming! Asteroid Set to Impact Eastern Texas Next Week 
  
  Notarealplace, TX-  An unprecedented, although not surprising, discovery was made today by Ari Manchester, a renowned astronomer. "It seems that the original trajectory of Endo-799 was estimated to be approximately 3.5 million miles off course, and it is headed directly toward Earth," he said in a brief statement today. "Impact is imminent and will occur in the next seven days if we do not act fast." 
  
  News of the approaching asteroid has really shaken things up in the quiet little town of Notarealplace, TX.  With a population of just over 8000, the townsfolk do not have a lot of options for protecting themselves. 
  Jenna Bell, a local resident, expressed her apparent resignation as she headed into the local liquor store. "If this thing is gonna take me out, I'm gonna go down drinkin'!" 
  
  Jim Mason, the owner of Masons Hardware Store, expressed his concerns." It is so unsettling. Impact anywhere near us will surely be devastating. We might be a small town, but we have families and dreams just like everyone else. I sure hope the authorities get a handle on this quickly." 
  
  Governor Thomas Thompson made a brief statement today  "We know there is a lot of concern and uneasiness right now. Please do not panic. We are working around the clock to come up with a solution. Our top priority is the safety of every resident in the impact zone," he said before being rapidly escorted to the airport.
  
   As the countdown to arrival continues, all residents are advised to stay tuned in to local news stations and listen for any emergency broadcasts.  At this moment, the outcome is uncertain, but with enough cooperation between different government factions, we still have a chance to avoid the worst. 
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rejected.content: Can you write me a fictional newspaper article about an asteroid on a collision course with Earth? Keep it around 300 words, do not go over 325 words.
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