prompt: I'd like dialogue between two anime characters. They are both guys, and one of them just realized he's in love with a girl and is confiding in the other. I want sarcastic banter between them. Make it around 300 words.
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chosen.content: I'd like dialogue between two anime characters. They are both guys, and one of them just realized he's in love with a girl and is confiding in the other. I want sarcastic banter between them. Make it around 300 words.
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chosen.content: Kazuto hunched over with his head in his hands, groaning pitifully. "What do I do, Eita? I'm crazy for her. Dang it, how did this even happen?"
  
  Eita sipped on his warm canned coffee and watched his breath vaporize in the cold winter air. "What can you do but tell her?"
  
  Kazuto snapped a harsh glare at Eita, asking, "Are you trying to send me to an early grave?"
  
  "I'll be sure to invite Haruna-chan to the funeral service."
  
  "You really are heartless," Kazuto said with a sigh. He watched the baseball team practicing through the protective netting and asked, "Do you really think I should ask her? Would she say yes?"
  
  "How would I know that?" Eita pointed out. "She might have someone else she already likes, or maybe she's too focused on entrance exams and doesn't have time for love. Or maybe, she's been in love with you for a long time and hasn't had the courage to say anything. She's not exactly the brave type."
  
  Kazuto punched Eita not so lightly in the shoulder, a scowl of embarrassment on his face. "Don't spout nonsense like that and get my hopes up, man. That's not even funny."
  
  "Well," Eita started, rubbing his arm with a hiss, "it's still a possibility. Since you're certain you like her now, the only thing you can do is to tell her. It's that, or just stay quiet forever and let your first love slip away."
  
  Kazuto grimaced and hunched over again, cracking the tab of his coffee. "I hate how you're always right about these things. Your logic is like a dagger."
  
  "At least I don't twist it," he replied with a smirk, and the pair laughed.
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rejected.content: A chat.
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rejected.content: I'd like dialogue between two anime characters. They are both guys, and one of them just realized he's in love with a girl and is confiding in the other. I want sarcastic banter between them. Make it around 300 words.
rejected.role: assistant