conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  "What’s the point in forcing a relationship that’s not working out?"
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  "Lana… Just what kind of relationships have you been in so far…?" I wasn’t even inquiring about her relationship history—just expressing my exasperation with her dismal view of love. "In the first place," I continued, "why are you so interested in Rae? You’ve been approaching her since the first day of class." Rae told me she had no recollection of ever meeting Lana prior, so why was she so infatuated with her?
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  "Huh? I mean, like, c’mon—Miss Rae’s sooo cute and smart! And I just love how clingy she can be."
conversations.prefix: Lana:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  "Oh. Well, I’ll give you that." Cute—check. Smart—couldn’t disagree. Clingy—absolutely correct.
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  "Besides, I feel like Rae would never cheat romantically, but she would be totally up for a purely physical affair."
conversations.prefix: Lana:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  "N-nonsense!" I rebuked Lana, not least because I didn’t want the pope to hear any more on this topic.
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  "Is there a difference between a romantic affair and a physical one?" the pope innocently asked, tilting her head.
conversations.prefix: Pope:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  I’m begging you, Your Holiness, please don’t pay her any heed!
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  "Absolutely!" sang Lana. "A physical affair’s not cheating if there’s no love!"
conversations.prefix: Lana:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  "You know that’s not true! Keep spouting nonsense and I’ll burn you!" I raged.
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  "Oh, no, help me!" Lana said in a deadpan voice as she hid behind the pope. "Save me, Miss Rae!"
conversations.prefix: Lana:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  "Miss Claire, it is wrong to burn someone for mere jests. That would not be moral conduct," the pope chided me.
conversations.prefix: Pope:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  "It was a joke… You really take such matters seriously, don’t you?" I felt like I was surrounded by enemies, no ally in sight. Rae, I feel your absence keenly. Come back soon.
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  "Aha! You like me too, Rae! I knew it! So how about you and I get dinner tonight?"
conversations.prefix: Lana:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  "No, thank you. May and Aleah are waiting for me at home."
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  "Aww, figures. Kids add an extra challenge to the pick-up game. But that just makes it even better!"
conversations.prefix: Lana:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  "Goodness, do you ever stop spouting nonsense? Oh, look, it’s time for shift change already. Good day, Lana, Eve," I said.
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  "See you later, Lana, Eve."
conversations.prefix: Pope:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  "Laters!"
conversations.prefix: Lana:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  "Goodbye…"
conversations.prefix: Eve:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  We parted company with the two and hurried home.
conversations.prefix: Claire: