conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  “Would you like to look inside?” I opened the door.
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “Well done, peasant!”
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  “Much obliged.”
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “Well then, I’ll just—” And with that, Claire rushed into the bathroom. She closed the door, and I heard the lock fall into place…and then, silence.
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  “Hey, I need sound!”
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “I can’t help you with that.”
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  I understood she was embarrassed by the sound of doing her business, but this world didn’t have the convenient white-noise machines Japanese bathrooms came equipped with. "Can’t you just run the water while you go?”
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “Y-yes, I suppose I can.”
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  Thanks to my water attribute, the magic toilet’s plumbing was more than up to the task. I heard the sound of running water, followed by a sigh of relief…and then a cry of surprise.
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “Ah… Ahhh? !”
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  “What is it?”
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “What is with this toilet? Ahhhh, warm water!”
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  “Ohhh, that’s the bidet.” In the spirit of maidly “dedication and service,” I’d used my water attribute magic to add some bells and whistles. “You can’t afford to waste paper in a situation like this, right? So wash thoroughly and come out when you’re dry.”
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “O-okay… Oh? !”
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  I could see how a bidet would give you a fright if you weren’t used to it. Wait a second. Could I use this to make money? Bidets would be hard to mass-produce, since both earth and water magic were needed in to create them, but maybe they could be luxury products aimed at aristocrats? While I was counting my unhatched eggs, Claire finally emerged.
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “Ugh. Such a weird feature…”
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  “But it’s hygienic!”
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “That may be true, but still!”
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  Ryouma and Claire fell silent for a moment.
conversations.prefix: Narrator:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “Hey, don’t just clam up." Claire muttered.
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  “I was just thinking how cute you are when you’re embarrassed.”
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “You peasant! Do you know who you’re talking—”
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  “I am speaking to the Lady of the François, rescued by a peasant when she was about to wet her pants, right?” I could almost see the steam rising from Claire’s ears. She narrowed her eyes, summoning a magical spear of fire.
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “Ah… Heh heh. That’s fine, then. Let’s just incinerate this black spot on my history.”
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  “Miss Claire, I apologize! Please put that away. We’re in a warehouse—just look at all the things that could catch fire.”
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “If it’ll help me discover your weaknesses, I’ll burn everything to the ground.”
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  “Think about having to redo the ledger from scratch! It would be agony.”
conversations.prefix: Ryouma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value:  “I’ll have new supplies delivered. Then the moving company can make the list.”
conversations.prefix: Claire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  “Stop, Miss Claire! It was just a little maid joke.” Just as Claire was about to literally explode, we heard Lene’s voice calling for us from outside. Well, that was what I got for taking my teasing too far. I needed to be more careful. Well…maybe just a little more careful.
conversations.prefix: Ryouma: