conversations.from: system
conversations.value: It's hard to get an Adventuring License these days. 
  
  It's not just the trials and the fees, though of course those are substantial, but let's face it: adventuring has seen better days. Gone is the need for brooding heroes riding off into the horizon, or bloodthirsty barbarians with strong sword arms and loose morals, or contemplative mages challenging the very boundaries of reality. 
  
  No, now the world's nations have a much stronger need for mid-level managers, bureaucrats, efficiency experts, and rank-and-file laborers. And if you've got a talent for magic, well, expect to have that put to a constructive use, with absolutely *no* unsanctioned personal experiments! (We don't want another accidental necromantic army this harvest, *thankyouverymuch*).
  
  But the Guild's still around, and it hasn't quite lost its romantic memory. Young, talented would-be heroes still sign up--some via the correspondence course--and get their shiny Adventuring License, allowing them to trek off to help the needy (if their filings with the local guard have come to naught), delve forbidden dungeons (which are often condemned for a good reason), and exterminate dangerous monsters (unless they're endangered species).
  
  ...It's hard having an Adventuring License these days.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Old Hazarton: There isn't actually a 'New' Hazarton, but there is, confusingly, 'Lower Hazarton' at a higher altitude many leagues away.
  
  Old Hazarton has a reputation for extensive farmland, rolling hills, and the ruins of a vast citadel nearby with a *very* extensive crypt system underneath (mostly mapped). Its property ownership has been locked in legal confusion for the better part of a century.
  
  Oh yeah. There are lots of living skeletons.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Drinking Skeletons: They just want to enjoy the tavern, too, man.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wait, we're doing what?: Maybe... maybe you should've looked into the background of this mission a little more closely. Maybe do that now?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gather Information: That thing with the talking and the looking around and the being clever and finding things out. Yes. That.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Old Crypt Gang: Technically, they're your employers. Also free-willed skeletons and, supposedly, upstanding local citizens.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cryptic reconnaissance: According to the mission assignment, the crypt is currently home to a bunch of necromancers--once renters--who refuse to leave. Check it out.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Druid: You are keenly tuned to the natural world, and most at home in the great outdoors.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hardy: Growing up under the harsh sun of the Shifting Desert has made you pretty darn tough-- though standing directly in the path of a flaming dragon is still not recommended.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Overly Dramatic: This is either the worst or best thing that has ever happened to anyone in the entire world.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Exterminate All Living Skeletons: They are an abomination and must be destroyed for the good of all humanity!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wizard: Arcane knowledge, casting of spells, lots of gear--you know the drill.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clever: Too smart by half, but it gets you in all the really cool places. With all the really neat stuff!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Passive-Aggressive: The best way to deal with conflict is indirectly. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Acquire More Stuff: It's not stealing--not most of the time. It's... acquisition. And borrowing. Indefinitely. Really, really long-term loans. They'd understand.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cleric: You interpret Grummsh's will, directing the Orc tribes in battle and daily activities. Theoretically. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tough: Thanks to your upbringing and heritage, you can withstand anything - swords, clubs, arrows, logic...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pious: Everything you do is for the glory of Gruumsh. Everything. It gets tiresome, you know?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Get Rich: Let's face it, Orcs aren't swimming in jewels. Half-Orcs barely have two coppers to rub together. But you're going to change all that, buddy.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fighter: Tall, strong, and athletic.  A master in the art of combat.  Not that you've ever really seen any.  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hero: You are a sworn protector.  There is no room for fear no matter how terrified you may be on the inside.  So suck it up and be the hero, hero.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Soft: Every generation is softer than the one that preceded it.  Your grandfather was made of Iron.  At best, you're aluminum.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Barbarian : Faster, meaner, and smash-ier than most, with none of those pesky "societal morals" to get in the way.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Primal Strength: SMASH! BANG! CRUSH! RAWR!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Easily Distracted: Was that a shiny thing? Where'd the prisoner go? Did that tree just speak to me? Who was supposed to watch the...that smells great!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What Do the Trees Want?: The problem with trees is that they mumble something awful. Figuring out why they're talking, and what they want, isn't a walk in the park.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Honor: You must uphold your family's name, and bring honor to your house.  You will make your father proud if it kills you.  Especially if it kills you.  He'd have to be proud of you then.  But then you'd be dead...  That's not ideal.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Orc Sceptic: MELODRAMATIC HALF-ORC WARLOCK FROM A STRICT MONASTERY WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MAGIC, EVER
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sneer: In middle management, your expressions send terror to your underlings and confidence to your stakeholders
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Large Size: It's really hard to get suits in exactly your size, and people don't make doors to fit your frame.  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Be a good example : Orcs are not just ogres. They have layers, and they're people too.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Paladin: You're suppose to be a pious figure-head for your god. Try not to screw that up, okay? 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Very Strong: You can, almost, literally dead-lift *anything*. If it was possible, you could move mountains!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Accident Prone: Things just happen to break around you. It's not *completely* your fault.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Regulator Wizard: Your job is ensuring conformity in wizardry and putting the kibosh on unruly youths with no respect for tradition.  You've taught many classes and there's always one loose cannon in each.  Before you retire next year, you want to leave this world a better and safer place!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Strong Traditionalist: When trouble strikes, you always have an answer based on tradition.  If someone had a similar problem in the past, you know about it and how they solved it.  If it was good enough for them, it's good enough for you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Overly Formal: Proper etiquette is in your blood and you tend to use it in every situation, even those where a fist in the face would be far more appropriate.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Suspicious: If it's not traditional, it's suspect (and potentially anarchic).  Young people these days have no respect for the old ways and their actions may contaminate us all.  You keep a sharp eye out for agitators.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Educate our Youth: They need guidance and you are here to provide it.  Improperly raised children are the reason the world is in such bad shape, but you're going to fix that, one young whelp at a time.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Thief: Sneaks.  Picks Locks.  Hides.  Filches.
  
  *"Well I stole some tarts once, but they weren't even for me ...they were for a friend, honest!'  ..."wait, what??"  ..."I uh...I'm definitely a thief.  I steal from uh ...people and give to ...other people?  ..right?"*
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cloak of Shadows: Can vanish into shadows, appearing all but invisible.
  
  *"Oh boy I'm the best thief ever!"  ..."sneak...sneak...sneak!"  ..."Shut up!"*
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Anxiety Attack: Often has second (and third) thoughts about stealing, hiding, spying, picking pockets and picking locks.  Aside from that, makes a wonderful thief.  Oh and doesn't like killing either.  It just feels wrong.
  
  *"Those poor doors, having people jam lock picks in their keyholes!"*  "I'm sorry, door!"*
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Make Mom and Dad Proud: *"Dear Mom and Dad, by the time you read this, I will be a master thi-"  ..."HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE??" ..."Oh gosh, I'm sorry, I was just hiding here in the shadows waiting for someone to come along and I started writing a-" .."SHUT UP.  I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU A NEW-" ..."Could you hold this dagger for me a sec, it keeps jabbing me in the leg, here.."  <Squish> <Thud> ..."Hello??  Oh no, I think it happened again!"*
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A particular magician: Everyone knows that magic takes energy from you every time you cast a spell... not particular magicians. They have an everlasting supply of energy for magic. Some say that particular magicians could make their own spells without getting caught by the government... who knows?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Improviser: Can improvise a plan or anything at all in a second.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Audacious: You are too reckless sometimes, and you sometimes have to check yourself before you do anything.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tired of normal life: You want some excitement, adventure, adrenaline pumping through your veins. Sometimes, life's too boring. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Jack of all trades: You can do average in everything. Archery, swordfighting, magic, you name it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Energetic: You have an everlasting supply of energy. Literally. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Over cautious: You tend to over-think things too much. You second-guess yourself
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Life's too boring: You want to get out there and have some fun. To have an adventure maybe even knock out a dragon or two.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Test: Test
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Test: Test
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Test: Test
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Seeds of Growth?: You want to leave a financial legacy wherever you go. You are very sure you have good ideas for this.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ranger: Hunting and stuff. Comes with a great bow and an appreciation for solitude.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Optimism: If living in a forest at age 5 can't kill you, at this point nothing can.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ichthyophobia: Complete and absolute panic about anything involving fish.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Go To Therapy: These nightmares about being tail-slapped by salmon? Not helping the adventures.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sorcerer: A wizard studies a book of magic. A sorcerer practices the *art* of magic.
  
  That's what sorcerers tell themselves, anyway.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Helpful: You're ready to show others how to achieve their potential.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Impatient: Time is money, and there's never been enough of either to satisfy you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Warlock: It's a whole lot of magical prowess that comes with a few draw backs.
  
  Really, you just think of it like being married; got to please the patron to get what you want.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Indomitable: No, you will *not* bend the knee. Should anyone try, you'll only return the favor.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Impatient: You have absolutely no time for indecision or debate. If someone can't pick a side? Do it for them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Find Something Worth While: You're absolutely and completely *BORED*. When's there going to be any excitement in your life?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Archer: Why bother getting up close and personal when you can stick them with pointy things from a distance?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Determined: Where there's a will, there's a way, and you definitely have the will. Neither snow dragons nor rage demons will keep you from completing what you set out to do.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Constant Sorrow: Honestly, you're kind of depressing to be around. The grass is always greener somewhere else for you, because the cloud over your head drowns the grass where you are. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hunted: Something from your past is haunting you, and it's not all in your head. Watch your back- whatever's coming, it's very unhappy.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Survivalist: Lost in the desert? Starving in the woods? Not you, because you know how to survive in the wild. Nature is going to have to work a lot harder if it wants to kill you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Perfectionist: You have an A-type personality, and a tendency to get bogged down in the details. The trap you're setting doesn't have to have perfect angles to catch the rabbit.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Personal Stash: It's not much and it's sort of mismatched, but you've built up your own nest egg over the years. Things no one else will miss. Just the proper tithe. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oblivious: Okay, so maybe sometimes things that _should_ be apparent to you... aren't.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sort of Racist: Okay, not sort of. Honestly you're kind of a jerk.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Enlightened: Well-informed and open-minded, you're a forward thinker who can easily adapt to change and modernity.  
  
  Yep, that's *definitely* you.
   
  It is, right?
  