conversations.from: system
conversations.value: The happy couple is riding off into the sunset, as such couples are wont to do. But what about the people who helped them get where they are, the side characters no one ever thinks to say a nice "thank you" to?
  
  This is their story.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Unnatural Potato Inn: All the food here seems to take after its name; lumpy, misshapen, and with a weird, almost fishy smell. Atmosphere nets it 1 1/2 stars on Yelp, though.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A Dream Your Heart Makes: The bride and groom are wed and off on their honeymoon, such as it is. But what about all the little people who helped them get where they're going today?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One of Forty: You tend to find yourself wanting to congregate in large groups of ne'er-do-wells. Can you break free of old habits and plumb the depths of your individuality?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Chutzpah: You are very, very good at appearing more capable, powerful, or wonderful than you actually are. 
  Plus you're terrible at lockpicking, so this way you get other people to unlock those pesky doors for you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Kleptomaniacal: You like to think of it as taking a proactive interest in income redistribution. Pity the poor are seeing few of your trophies.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Find Some Clarity: You know what your problem is? You don't know what success looks like to you. Figure out what it takes for you to be willing to settle down, and then maybe you can go and figure out how to do it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fairy: A recent graduate of the Deep Woods Fairy Technical Certificate Program, you are - _technically_ - able to grant wishes, cast charms, and more. That's what your degree says, anyway.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Top of Your Class: You know _everything._ You got straight shooting stars (the equivalent of A's) through every single class on Magical Theory, Healing Dust, and Potion Lab.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Those Who Can't Do: Your practical skills don't always seem up to par. While you get the theory behind everything, your magic doesn't always go as planned.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Succeed on Your Own: You just want to be a competent fairy of value. You don't want to have to take the job at Fairy-U (as locals call it when they're being snide) just to survive.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Determined: You're gonna gimme what I want.  Now.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Determined: You're gonna gimme what I want.  Now.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Troll (No, really!): So what if an enchantress changed me into a human, it's what's inside that counts!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Complacent: I like my life. Living under a bridge, collecting tolls.  Everything's good the way it is, so why do I need to change anything?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Body Swapped!: Stupid princess enchantress saw me at her stupid wedding and decided *she* didn't want to look at a *troll*. Now I'm not just a human but a *man*? Turn me back, woman.  NOW.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A Treasure from a Sunken Wreck: Sloshed. Wasted. Hammered. Wrecked. Shitfaced.
  
  Whatever word you use, you're _drunk._