conversations.from: system
conversations.value: YOU ARE GOAT. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE GIFT OF LIFE.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dawning Awareness: One of these things is not like the others...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Army of 1000 Goats: So many.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Creative Thinker: You once suggested to kill an innocent civilian with mechanized farming equipment.
  
  Let's get creative!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Robotic Putin: Indistinguishable from the normal Putin, even to Putin himself.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cunning Disguise: It might have been good to put this on *before* stepping into the herd of overly hostile goats.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Obscene Malevolence: You pursue your goals at any cost, regardless or perhaps because of the cost to your fellows.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bass: That's not quite what I meant.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Crush Insurgents: All those who would fight against goat parliament must be destroyed.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Stash: Whatever Nic Cage took to make him think it was a goat.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Technical Scribbles: Pretty impressive for someone with no thumbs.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Frank Oz's Hand: You've come to control it as much as it controls you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tractor: But if I have no thumbs, and you have no thumbs, then who's driving the tractor?
  
  Apparently Michgoat Cera.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Army of 1000 Goats: So many.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Divine Inspiration: You've seen something truly beautiful today.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Vigilante Justice: This madness has gone on for too long.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hand: They call you manumancer.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hunger for Flesh: Technically, even your jaw has developed for lazy vegetarianism. Or so scientists would say.
  
  Don't believe their lies. Listen to the bloodlust boiling deep inside.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Goat Throne: How the fuck did you get here?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Batgoat: You are vengence, you are the night - YOU. ARE. BATGOAT.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: BECOME KING OF ALL GOAT: Who will attain control of the goat throne.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One True God: You are kindred spirit to goat.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No Thumbs: Fuck. How are you even typing this man.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Goatpoleon: Pygmy goat syndrome.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Revel Joyously: You will live your happy goat life.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: ABSORB LIFE BLOOD INTO YOURSELF: ASCEND, BECOME GREATER THAN YOURSELF.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Farm: This is where you were raised. This is where it all begins.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A PLAN: Remember the words of Goat Stalin: "Even if it gets nothing done, and even if it takes five years, you must always have a plan."
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dr. Goattibal Lecter: You prefer to eat rude goats.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Become More Accepting of Your Enemies: Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you. And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloak forbid not to take thy coat also.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ????: Who is this mysterious stranger?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tourist: Loud fabric and an even louder face.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tractor: Gotta find the keys and get this baby purrin'.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Human Tourists: Also easily breakable.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fence: Easily breakable.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: DESTROY THE HUMAN MENACE: Humans are pretty trash.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: First Street: You are making your way downtown. Walking fast.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Farmer Steve: This is the one human in your life that doesn't deserve your unending rage. That doesn't mean he can't receive it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Goat Washington: You crossed the Delaware. The British were disarmed by your adorable goat eyes.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Goat Satan: You consume the souls of the innocent but there's nothing wrong with that.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Goat: You're go-ating places, kid.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Goat: You are goat. Pure 100% goat. More goat than any goat that has ever come before you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Goatardo da Vinci: Your works are known throughout all the farms.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Arnold Goats-enegger: YOU SPEAK IN A VERY LOUD ACCENT
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nyarla-goat-hep: The messenger of the Elder Gods and also a goat.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Road: Now strewn with tourists of varying degrees of aliveness.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Grass: Consume the weak plants beneath your feet and gain their pitiful strength.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Other Goats: They hunger for freedom. Will you be the hand that feeds them?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Goat of Arc: You're not sure whether the crusaders would be more upset about finding out you're a girl or finding out you're a goat.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Amy Winegoat: They tried to make you go to rehab but you said nyeeeh-nyeeh-nyeeh.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wu Shānyáng: First and only goat empress of China
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Marie Goatoinette: "Let them eat grass!" - a quote commonly misattributed to you
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Police Officers: "Sir, step out of the tractor. Sir? Sir!"
  
  One police officer wouldn't be too bad, but he called all his friends.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Directions: How does one get to the reactor core?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: 00Goat: You have a liscense to kill and you know how to use it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: White House: Uncle Sam needs you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: 103073, Russia, Moscow, Kremlin: Куда вы идете, президент Путин?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: GNAW: I don't know when I'll actually use this one. I just saw the Bosch painting and was like 'why not'
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Reign of Goat Terror: On that dreadful lost weekend, humanity received a grim reminder - or, did it not?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Either Russia or Downtown (or the Road to the White House): *shrug* 
  
  Whichever is convenient - I might have to iron things out if the three plot threads get too tangled.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Phase Two: что вы делаете, президент Путин?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Phase Two: что вы делаете, президент Путин?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: White House: Uncle Sam has requested your presence. Will you deny him?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Impromptu Rock Concert: Radical, dudes.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nuclear Meltdown: More along the lines of a DC universe, superpower-inducing meltdown, but concerning nonetheless.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Spaced Out Goat: People would be amazed at the stuff going on in your head.
  
  You are - and it's your head, man.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ascend into a higher dimension: The stuff going on in your head has to mean something. Like, what is it with the hoofs and the beard and the munching?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Goat Lord of the Sith: Peace is a lie, there is only Grass.
  Through Grass, I gain Horns.
  Through Horns, I gain power.
  Through power, I gain victory.
  Through victory, you all lose your Freedom.
  Cause the Goat's in charge now.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Goat with Benefits: You're go-ating places, kid.  Not to mention you got them powers, yo.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rule the Galaxy: With an Iron Hoof.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Michgoat Cera: You don't know man, you're just just trying to get along ya know? *weak laughter*
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Friendly: You're just a friendly goat, ya know? *weak laughter*
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What's Even Happening?: I don't know  what the fuck is going on. *weak laughter*
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Eternal Youth: Never grow old. Never stop being an awkward goat teenager. Never. *No matter the cost*. **weak laughter**
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Unaware: This goat's face is slack, often with a dazed, 'out-of-it' expression. This goat isn't brave as such, but what he doesn't know can't kill him. Right?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Obese: After consuming it's body weight in bacon for breakfast for the past 5 years, Small chairs and tight-waist-ed suits are this goats Achilles heel. Luckily, it's a goat.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Grass: Goats like grass. Don't do drugs kids.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Philosophogoat: Likes to tell stories about all the grass he has eaten so far. Ponders existential goat-questions like "Where does the grass come from?"
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Thoughtful: You think a lot about important goat-stuff. Like grass, grass and grass.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Slow: You are not a very active goat, you prefer to lie down and ponder about important questions. For example what bushel of gras to eat next.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Paint a masterpiece: Your goal is to create a goat portrait that will go down in history as the greatest goat portrait ever made.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sam the Eagle: A true American with good, decent, un-goat-like values that make this country great. Plus, he's got a hand up his ass, so there's that.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Moral Fiber: You've got it. No one else does. Because they're goats.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not technically alive: Yeah, that could be a problem. Plus, you can't blink.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Restore decency: Can you do it? Well, no, probably not.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A Tendency to Knaw: You feel compelled to eat anything around you, including your fellow herd!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Raised by Hippies on a Commune: Reared on a commune of hippies as a kid, you grew a deep desire to eat the flesh of those are you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: William Shakesgoat: To baa, or not to baa. That is the question.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gift of the Gab: Or the baa, if you will. This is one clever goat.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Become the greatest playwright goatkind has ever seen.: Even goats dream big.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Artistic Exploration: A creative soul given to lengthy solos
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Talking: Your a talking goat. You can talk.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tied Down: The old man tied you to a truck with a three foot rope.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Addiction (Wood Varnish): Bert just can't get enough of the wood varnish, and if he sees any freshly painted posts he needs to lick them right away!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fame!: Bert desires to become the most talked about goat in the field!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Brilliant Commander of Goats: I am Nepoleon.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bat Brains!: You have bat brains... you are smart.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Horns of Doom: Goats may not have opposable thumbs, or even fingers at all, but what they don't have in the hands department is made up for in the horn department. This particular set of horns is fairly straight, perfect for stabbing opponents.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hard Stare: You have a disconcertingly intense stare. Overly-attached doesn't even begin to cover it. You have a stare that blocks out the rest of reality.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Eloquent: For a goat he knows a pretty lot of complicated words, for example "Baah" and "Bah" and "Baaaah".
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Eldritch Power: You are possessed of something... not of this world. It lends you strange and terrible gifts, but demands sacrifices that would make mortal man tremble.
  
  I guess it's a good thing you're a goat, rather than a mortal man.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mad as a hatter: The continuing screams and blood are not the kind of evironment a goat needs to keep mentally stable.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mad With New-Found Power: You've got a hand. With _fingers_!