conversations.from: system
conversations.value: You can't help but feel were born in the wrong era. 
  
  The modern era, the Age of Information and Technology, where mighty dragons no longer kidnap princesses and no knights save the day.
  
  Dragons do definitely exist - you see old ladies walking them sometimes, and your neighbor has one that won't shut up - but they aren't nearly as majestic as they used to be. 
  
  However, there is hope for you! You've heard tell that a far away land called "Canada" still has wild dragons and preservations where you can try your hand at killing a few. After months of saving and planning, you're finally ready. 
  
  Sure, the program forces you to be stuck in a group with some other people who may try to steal your glory, but who cares? You'll get to live out your dream of being a real dragon slayer.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heart Jerky: Literally eating a dragon's heart out. Damn. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pick a Team Leader : Someone's gotta get the map. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Transcendentalist  (copy): Nature couldn't POSSIBLY want me dead! It's so pretty and delicate! 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Map (copy): Filled with names, like 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Survive Overnight: Can't kill if you get killed. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Running In Blind (copy): Your only knowledge of dragons/camping comes from fanfic and your own wild imagination. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get In : Just start the damn program already!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mountains: An uphill climb both ways.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heart Jerky (copy): Literally eating a dragon's heart out. Damn. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Grenade Belt : Brought along by Winston R. Worthington III. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Javelin Gun : Brought along by Winston R. Worthington III. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Map : Esurienti, Montem, Gracia, Lupus Pecus, Equum Comendentus, Crepitus, Mare Territi, Infelix, and Venatorum. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Small Assorted Bladed Weapons : Brought along by Winston R. Worthington III. Includes an Ultrasonic Sword. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Armor : Brought along by James Lamb. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Trusty Survival Knife : Brought along by James Lamb. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Black Spear : Brought along by James Lamb. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Slay First Dragon : Really the main goal here. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dragon Heart : Don't bury it under the floorboards. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heart Jerky : Literally eating a dragon's heart. Damn. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mace : Leased to Shawn Miles by Dragon Quest. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Camping Tin : Brought along by Shawn Miles. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Instant Coffee : Brought along by Shawn Miles. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Crossbow : Leased to Aaron Bradley by Dragon Quest. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Kevlar Vest  : Brought along by Aaron Bradley. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Trusty Butterfly Knife : Brought along by Aaron Bradley. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Draconomicon : Brought along by Teo Reiser. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Track Javelin : Brought along by Teo Reiser. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Video Camera : Brought along by Teo Reiser. Includes solar powered battery charger. Good luck using this thing without a tripod. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Map (copy): Esurienti, Montem, Gracia, Lupus Pecus, Equum Comendentus, Crepitus, Mare Territi, Infelix, and Venatorum. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Survive Overnight : Can't kill if you get killed. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Find Food : Or eat what you brought. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Venatorum: This guy is HUGE.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fast: Running away from danger is an...interesting tactic. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Beautiful Treasure: You'll likely be making decor from their gorgeous pelts or wearing their horns when this is over. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mare Territi : Hope you all know how to swim! 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Equum Comedentis: Hide yo horses, hide yo goats. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Infelix: Is that a...smile?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Avoiding Responsibility  : Slaying dragons is your way of telling mom that you're not ready for college. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: D&D Enthusiast : Your knowledge of dragons greatly outweighs that of your ability to fight one. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pure Glory : Gotta feed that god complex somehow!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Prove a Point: They said you couldn't do it, so here you are. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Natural-Born Knight: The kings of old would be proud of your nobility, but that ego's going to be a problem. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Worthy: Dragons are less likely to kill someone who holds themselves highly and has an air of hero to prove it. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Personal Vendetta : You need to get your anger out the only way you know how. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Familiar: With dragons, with camping... You know what's up. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Brave: Dragons tend to be rather intimidating. Not to mention the fact that they can, you know, eat you. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Running In Blind: Your only knowledge of dragons/camping comes from fanfic and your own wild imagination. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Midlife Crisis: Maybe you could get hip with the kids again if you lived out this old childhood dream of yours. That's "cool," right? 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Resistant: Thick skin, good at dodging, non-flammable... It's going to take a lot to kill you. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hated by Nature: For some reason, you're always the one with the most bug bites. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Detestable: Nobody really likes you and it's clear as to why. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Built for Luxury: Can't work with your hands, can't go for a few days without food, can't shit in a bush...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Chronic Daydreamer: Way too many comic books, not enough research. Way too many enthusiastic Nerf sword fights, not enough actual skill. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Transcendentalist : Nature couldn't POSSIBLY want you dead! It's so pretty and delicate! 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dragon Quest HQ: Likely your last glimpse into civilization. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gracia: One with the wind. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Esurienti: You don't like the way she's looking at you... 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cute Hatchlings: Heirs to the sky. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Crepitus: She's angry as all hell.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Steed: Now loyal to you and *only* you. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nature Lover: Dragon slaying makes you feel more like a wild predator than a knight and that's the way you like it. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Steed: The only remaining survivor of the last party to sign up for this. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dragon Quest Employee: With this attitude, you'd think he's working at Burger King. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Strong: Still probably can't pick up a dragon, but who would want to?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Squeamish : If only dragons didn't bleed so much when you kill them. Icky... 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Admire the Dragons: They're so much more majestic in the wild than back at home... Oh well, time to murder! 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Kill For Killing's Sake: You just want the rush of feeling life leave your enemy's body. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Montem: Poor fella's aging fast. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Lupus Pecus: Snarls and howls instead of roaring.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Excitement From Survival: You signed up more for the thrill of running away from the dragons than that of towards them. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Grizzly Bear: Timothy Treadwell, eat your heart out. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Inside the Gates: They're a LOT bigger than they look on paper. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pick a Team Leader: Someone's gotta have the map. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Start Your Journey: Communication is key; pick what you all want to do first. Get straight to the dragon? Gather food? 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Find The Dragon : Where is this fucker? 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Meet The New Patrons: New people! Better survival statistics! 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Entertain the Masses : Your campfire story/prank/joke will make you the most missed of your group when you all inevitably get eaten by a dragon! 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Child of Privilege: Your entire life has been a series of open doors and golden parachutes. You have lived free from consequence thanks to you father's wealth. The best education, the most expensive toys, and every indulgence a boy could ask her of all been yours, except for your father's attention and respect.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Inventive: With the right tools and the resources wealth places at your disposal, there are very few problems you can't find a solution to.  You are a brilliant inventor with the luxury of turning your dreams into reality.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Untested: Because of your father's power and wealth, you've never been truly challenged. Have all the fights you've won and victories you've enjoyed been earned, or were you allowed to win time and time again? Sometimes you wonder what pain feels like.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Make a great film: This is your chance to be discovered. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: In Need of Firepower: A dragon could give JUST the edge needed! All that's needed it to train it NOT to destroy the city.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Exotica Domestica: Maybe you want it for a pet, maybe you want it for...other reasons. Either way, you're not looking to slay, you're looking to TAME.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cocky: You tend to think yourself a little more capable than you really are.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Skilled Survivalist: You've spent plenty of time in the wilderness living your role as a questing knight, learning to live off the land. It didn't do much for your jousting skills; but you learned to hunt, and truly rough it. Plus, knowing you've got the survival skills is always a bit of an ego boost.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Obnoxious: He's a loud-mouthed Irishman. How much more obnoxious can you get?
  
  Oh yeah, you add in the whole 'Crime Syndicate' level of uppityness combined with delusions of grandeur.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Off Guard: You've not remained properly alert; a potentially fatal mistake in this environment. Now the shit's hitting the fan!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Resourceful: You make the best of the materials on hand. 