conversations.from: system
conversations.value: You have seen handpicked by Beelzebub to do the devils work on earth. Causing war, corrupting souls, faking news, you name it. But somehow, somewhere, something went wrong and now you are working in an office. 
  
  Your job description: 
  *You are part of an international team, streamlining the needs of our clients and enabling the cashflow between major financial player and non-profit organisations. What makes us different? Let’s be honest: we believe in real people doing real work, giving back as much to the community as it takes. 
  You are an enthusiastic, highly skilled, lean and agile, self-motivated, result-driven teamplayer of any gender or ethnic background, seeking to find win-win in a highly dynamic environment. Reading and writing skills required.*
  
  Right.
  
  So you work for (or at least: are employed by) the accounting department of a hospital. Your job: to send in the forms of the cripples, sorry clients, to their respective ensurance companies upon which they will redeem their promises to pay promptly. And assist in any hickups that might occur, which...well, what could possibly go wrong between two professional organisations?
  Your working environment embodies ‘circular economy’. This applies to your building, your computers, your chairs, the air, some say your coffee. Get it? 
  And although *you* can read and write, the patients can’t. Apparently.
  
  You have to get out of here. 
  
  But. You can’t leave by quitting, you signed the contract. You can’t leave by dying, you cannot die. The only way is to get promoted. 
  
  Okay, no problem: you are a demon with diabolic powers, after all.
  
  But there are hints you are not alone. Maybe it is the way every office party ends with torn shirts. Maybe it is the way the pizza deliveryboy was crying all the way down. Maybe it is the way your colleague drinks a second cup of coffee after you laced his first with strychnin. 
  So. No more Mister Nice Guy, time for drastic measures. Time to get personal. 
  
  Luckily, you have one big advantage. They are *losers*. You are a *winner*.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Persuasive [Liar, diabolical]: You are able to make others believe what you tell them.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Informed [Lurker, diabolical]: You know where everyone is, and on a good day how they are feeling.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Destroy [diabolical]: Something breaks, jams or fails to function. This may be in realspace or in cyberspace.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Manipulative [Punisher, diabolical]: You can summon a feeling in others; fear, anger, apathy of even love.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bound [Binder, diabolical]: You give something to someone what they want. They then *must* pay you back, typically with interest.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Charming [Leach, diabolical]: Everyone thinks you are nice and pleasant, and that you are entitled to get away with anything.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Leach: You suck the power out of human beings, all the while smiling and pleasing.
  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Liar: You don’t lie per se, you just change opinions faster than a Kardashian changes clothes.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Lurker: You may lurk from the shadows or from the spotlight, but you watch and smirk.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Destroyer: You are very good at destroying things. You have also learned some subtle ways to do it, like destroying passwords, Excel macros and on a good day even relationships.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Punisher: You are able to invoke emotions into others, for your need or your pleasure. In hell you are the torturer, on earth you may have another role.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Binder: You have learned to read people, knowing what they need. You then are able to supply it...at a price
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Archives: All paper is stored deep in the second basement, with your only friends a leaky coffee machine, an ozone spewing copier and a flickering lightbulb. You know it is not hell, but it is darn close.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Coffee Machine: The darn thing is not working, and maintenance is scheduled for friday. Maybe someone has some hidden talents.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: IT problems 1 (anyone but Freek and Ethan): One of the crucial programs is not working properly. 
  
  The biggest problem is getting someone to fix it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Audit Preparations: This audit thing seems to be a biggy up top. Time to figure out what the point is.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: IT rules the world (Ethan or Freek): Who serves the servers are the real wizards.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Allergies: Is there *anything* that doesn't give you a reaction? Sneezing, hives, swollen tongue... they're everyday occurrences for you. And did you forget to bring your EpiPen from home? Uh Oh...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Leave on Time: You don't want to stay in this godforsaken office one microsecond longer than is strictly necessary. You'll do anything, say anything, manipulate anyone to be out of the door on time.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fickle minded: This card causes the character to be indecisive and may make a complete u-turn on previously taken decisions
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Command respect: The character has an ardent desire to take control of the situations and attempt to earn respect from his peers.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Promoted Gremlin: Formerly an impish infernal minion, specialist in wrecking mechanical contraptions, you have been promoted to full humanoid status! Make your boss proud!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Make thing go *boom*!: Or *crghsh*, or *woosh*, or any other ominous sound. Any which way, you have yet to meet a "fail-safe", "error-free" or "safety-tested" device that is up to your capacity to make things to pear-shaped.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Straight out of hell: While you have received the basic (mandatory) training on mortal interaction, centuries of living in the abyss still linger in your behaviour.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sophisticate: The hospital is fun, but there is even more damage to be done in the great outdoors. For that you will have to learn to blend in (even) better, though.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Romance card: Very susceptible towards feeling romantic attraction towards other players. Is very likely to come across as very stalkerish towards others.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Needy: Hoping to work hard enough to become popular. Has always dreamed of having a social group. Looks unlikely.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dark Past: You've made some mistakes that might eventually catch up with you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Power: You want to control everything, and you want the respect of everybody. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Greedy: You are very reluctant to *give* but you are always willing to *take*.  You also refuse to acknowledge that *sharing is caring*.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Have it all: You wanna be the boss of this stupid little hospital. You think you can do it way better than those humans can. Hell, why even stop at the hospital? Why not be the boss of...of *everything*?!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Distracted: You find everything - or almost everything - interesting which often leads to you getting distracted... and losing your opportunity to shine.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tedious: Is there *anything* more boring than an office job? You can't wait to get away, and just for that, you might be able to actually focus for a while.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hopeless Romantic: You constantly get distracted daydreaming and are always caught off-guard during these spells. Your work suffers, but the heart wants what it wants.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: High-Status Secretary: You don't need much, but there is a position always needing filled higher up as the secretary of the big man himself...and they say he's pretty handsome.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Shy: Approaching humans to make deals is hard...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The ones I love...: I need to make the world a safer place for the mortal I wish to protect
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Short Attention Span: Today's millennial has the average attention span of 8 seconds, for you it is even...................... 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: To be the Alpha Wolf: Nothing says joy and bliss like being the top.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tech-savvy: You have a deep - and slightly disturbing - understanding of machines and can make them work for your purpose.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tech-savvy: You have a - be it slightly disturbing - way with machines.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lost in detail: The world is infinite, with infinite detail. Sometimes you get lost in trying to comprehend it all.. every little detail.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Overtime: You're here for eternity, and though every moment seems to last an eternity in itself, making sure these pesky humans have less time to enjoy their freedom before they die makes it almost worth it... 'almost'
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Thoughtful: You tend to get lost in your thoughts - your brilliant thoughts. Not that it matters how brilliant they are when it causes you to lose focus.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Impatience: It has to be done now.  And fools rush in....