conversations.from: system
conversations.value: So, you think you can survive the zombie outbreak? We'll see about that.
  
  If you're like me and can't get enough *Walking Dead*, then grab your weapon of choice and join up with other survivors to live out an apocalyptic drama filled with danger and despair--and maybe just a little dark humor.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Jim's BBQ: All you can eat specials starting at $9.99. Bring the whole family!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Jim: Proprietor of the BBQ joint.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pay the Bill: Your party doesn't have enough cash to pay the bill, and the credit card isn't working.
  
  Now what?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Plumber: Someone's gotta fix the sink, and man does it smell.
  
  But at least you know how to use a wrench pretty swell.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cop: You've walked the beat for a while now, but the uniform still irritates your skin.
  
  On the plus side, you not only have a gun--you know how to shoot it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Highschool Dropout: You've worn many, many hats since you decided high school was for losers.
  
  At least you're not a drug addict. Yet.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Executive Producer: You've got Hollywood by the balls. No one makes a movie in LA without consulting you first.
  
  Big house. Fast cars. Personal jet. What don't you have?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sign Twirler: Your business card says you're a professional advertising consultant. Who also twirls.
  
  All that twirling has made your fingers pretty nimble.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Stylist: You don't just cut hair. You make people beautiful.
  
  You can twirl a scissors like a butterfly knife. Style's gotta count for something, right?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Convict: You got a raw deal. Really. That guy just ran into your fist forty seven times.
  
  Oh, well. At least you're out of the joint.
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Janitor: No one thanks you for doing a good job, they only complain when you missed a spot. Sigh.
  
  You also know your chemicals. Detergents, soaps, solvents, you know which play nice--and which don't.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gym Rat: A body this good needs Muscle Milk three times a day and a minimum of three work outs. *Flex*
  
  You can do a lot of stuff better than fat people. The six pack is nice, too.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Computer Programmer: Four years at MIT and you still can't figure out what makes the opposite sex hate you so much.
  
  But hey, you're a whiz at anything with ones and zeroes.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Muscles: This one time at camp--you killed a lion with your bear hands.
  
  True story.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Smarts: You're a brainiac, an almanac, and an encyclopedia all rolled into one.
  
  You still use Google? Pssh.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Curves: Everyone in school was jealous of your body.
  
  Ten years later--they still are.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Silver Tongue: You've always been able to smooth talk your way out of a sticky situation.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Skilled: You've got a lot of talents that come in handy. Guess all those community college classes were worth it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Overweight: You love food. A little too much.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Scrawny: You're a stick with sinew and skin.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Deaf: You've got to sign to communicate, and danger often sneaks up on you unawares.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stupid: Whether by neglect, bad luck, or poor genes, your noggin isn't much more than a hat rack.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Clumsy: You trip, stumble, whiff, slip, pretty much everything that can go wrong--does.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Abused as a Child: You don't like to talk about it, but it happened.
  
  The wounds may be old, but the pain is still fresh.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rich Parents: Mom and dad left you with a nice bit of moolah.
  
  It's made you arrogant and a general pain in the ass to everyone around you. Even worse, everyone's out to steal what you've got.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Baby on Board: Either you or your significant other is pregnant. With twins. Yay!
  
  Guess you'll be needing that third job after all.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dark Secret: You've got some unfinished business that keeps popping up at the worst time.
  
  Whatever it is, it's trouble.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Older Brother: You've always lived in his shadow. He's just better. In every way.
  
  And you hate his guts for it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Silverware: Every restaurant has plenty of these.
  
  They don't make very good weapons, though.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Kitchen Knife: It's been kept relatively sharp.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Escalation: A tense moment just got worse.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Police Interceptor: The car's engine hums smoothly over the country road.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Officer June: She doesn't like the calendar jokes.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Officer June: She doesn't find the calendar jokes funny.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Police Issue Glock: Davis' firearm.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Zombie Officer Davis: June doesn't realize the threat. Put this rotting meat sack down before Jim's parking lot claims another victim.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get Some Wheels: The parking lot outside Jim's is a mess. Some of the cars are shot up, some have barely any gas, others might break down on you if you breathe on them.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sheriff's Office: Chase County won't go quietly into the zombie apocalypse. At least... not without a fight.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: 2nd Lt. Walton: He's apparently in charge.
  
  Probably a good idea not to piss him off.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Penny: She looks harmless enough.
  
  Plus, she's got a kid. You're not going to turn her away, are you?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Checkpoint: You decide to dismount and get closer to the checkpoint, hoping to learn something about your destination, or what the National Guard has planned.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gas Station: Can't go anywhere without some juice, but how will you pay for it?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: General Store: Hardware, food, maybe even something a bit stronger, the general store is your best bet to stock up on the essentials.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Get Thrifty: Inside the general store, the shelves are lined with old cans of food, ammo, bottles of liquor, a rack with dusty clothes, a few expired first aid items, and some perishable food.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Risky Business: You decide to steal something from Harold's general store, and conceal the item on your person.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Canned Food: It'll keep for a good long while.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Liquor: The hard stuff. You can do a heck of a lot with it. Light some fires, get wasted, sterilize a wound.
  
  It's pretty much liquid gold.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tylenol: It's way past the use date, and all that 'extra strength' advertising crap never fooled you.
  
  Still, better than nothing.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Buck: A bonafied Kansas cowboy with a chip on his shoulder.
  
  He smiles real nice, likes to show his teeth. Kinda like a shark.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Time to go: Well, looks like the best laid plans just went up in smoke.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Abandoned Home: It's a roof over your head. Mostly.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dead by Dawn: A small horde of smoking corpses shuffles aimlessly past the house you've taken refuge in.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Professional Chef: You know how to cook a meal out of basic ingredients. You know the right points to break bones in half, how to slice flesh with precision with knives. Sometimes even adding a blowtorch to the mix.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Antisocial: Not fond of working with people. Even being around other people for too long makes uncomfortable.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Trusting: You are trusting to the point of naivete. When someone swindles you or takes advantage of your giving nature, you explain it away as bad luck. But hey, at least you're happier than the cynics, most days...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Over-Responsible: You not only want to help, but you think it's your responsibility to do so. This leads you to take on extra work and get entangled in other people's emotional baggage. Dr. Phil does not approve...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ruthless: "The end justifies the means." You're not heartless. You just took that particular saying to heart.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Good with machines: You know your way around motors, winches, lug nuts, solder guns, the works... and you've got the grease under your fingernails to prove it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Food expert: You know which foods are the best to take along for a long journey. Which are the most nutritious and which will preserve the best.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Unassuming: You don't look very threatening.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Honey Pot: You've got a pretty face and all the sweetest words. Just add the right body language to close the trap.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nerves of Steel: You've been around the block, so under pressure, you don't flinch, your hands are steady, and your voice doesn't crack. Your steely eye assesses a situation and can stare down danger.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: College Student: You're just an average college student. Not too confident about your direction in life, lots of pressure to do well academically, and probably a good amount of partying and drinking.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Out of Touch: What? Is there something wrong with the world at the moment? Everything looks fine from here.
  
  Oooh, pretty butterfly...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Absent-minded: You miss the most obvious things sometimes. Like how your car is parked literally in front of you, or you forgot to pay the bill before walking out of the restaurant.