conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Starting in the early 1950s, there were stories of toasters. Not your every day toasters, all tiny and demure and sitting on the kitchen counter. No, these were huge, the size of a city street, and they appeared from outer space. They boasted wings, and the toast that came out of them was the size of an 18-wheeler.
  
  No one believed the original stories. Maybe you heard it from your nutty old Aunt Ida, or the weird guy down the block with the shotgun and the collection of plaster garden gnomes, or that news anchor with the devil may care grin who hung himself years later when no one would believe him. 
  
  It doesn't matter though, whether you believe or not, because it's here.
  
  **The Toastpocalypse.**
  
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Toast Technician: As a short-order cook, it's your job to make sure the toast gets made. You think fast and can divide your attention between multiple tasks at once.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Toast Delivery Associate: The toast has to get from Point A to Point B somehow, and that's where you come in. You're cool under pressure and can handle a lot of demands on your time at once. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Post-Toast Administrator: After the toast comes the mess. Crumbs, dirty dishes, butter and jam-encrusted toast-delivery instruments...you can handle them all.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Butter Facility Manager: It's your task to make sure the toast stays buttered so that the populace can help defeat the toast menace. Everyone knows butter is the superior toast-facilitating additive. Those jam-freaks are wrong.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Jam Production Engineer: It is your sworn duty to create that most perfect of foods: sweet, sweet jam, the perfect spread for dry, crusty toast. Those butter fanatics don't know what they're missing.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Straight Chillin': Nothing gets under your skin. You are cool and confident under pressure.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ready, Steady, Go!: You're always ready to take off and tackle your next challenge. Your enthusiasm is infectious.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Big Heart: You care, perhaps a bit too much. Your self-sacrificing nature is incredibly noble.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Burnt: You got hurt once, long ago, and since then you've decided not to trust anyone. When the toasters come, you'll take care of yourself first, second, and only.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Idea (Wo)Man: There's nothing you can't think up given enough time and resources. Your ingenuity is boundless.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Snob: It's not your fault that you're better than everyone else. If they'd just let you be in charge, things could be resolved in *no* time.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Jam-Hater: Jam is disgusting and anyone who disagrees with you is *wrong.*
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Butter is Boring: Really, that's all they're putting on that delicious toast...butter? 
  
  People who do this are monsters and you're not shy about telling them so.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Salt of the Earth: You're a simple person with simple tastes, and you're ready to work hard to save the planet from the Toastpocalypse.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Not the Warmest Toast: There's a lot of things you don't get, like the fact that this picture isn't even of toast.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Heavy Duty Plate: You can carry a lot of toast, more than the average person. It's very impressive.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Waiter, Can I Have Five More Minutes?: When you can't make a decision, you take forever and often give up. You are just about the *worst* person to go out to eat with. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Defeat the Toaster Menace!: You will win, because failure is not an option.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bring Down Big Butter!: Saving the world is great and all, but the real menace is Big Butter. 
  
  You aim to fix that.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: End the Jam Conspiracy!: You will bring an end to the jam-purists or let the world burn.
  
  Or whatever the toastpocalypse version of that would be.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: President of Bread Operations: With her eerie, overbright smile, this is someone who doesn't seem quite like everyone else.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Al's Diner: Every good quest starts in an eating establishment. This one starts at Al's.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: An Honest Mistake: Anyone could have put the wrong plate in front of someone, honest!
  
  **For Bianca, Lali, and Claudia**
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mind Your Own Business: Noah doesn't want help from a *dishwasher.* Rye thinks he's more than that.
  
  **For Noah and Ryen**
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Panic!: The stories appear to be true.
  
  How can this *be?*
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Al's Diner Kitchen: This kitchen is surprisingly clean. Weird.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Spiritual Xanax: You just DGAF about anything right now.
  
  **You cannot play a Strength card while you hold this in your hand. Play it with another card to discard.**
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Extraterrestrial Butter Knife: Boy, this sucker is *big.*
  
  Use to apply butter to the toast before there's so much of it it begins to smother the people of Earth.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Toast on Toast: A book about toast, by Toast. 
  
  **Play this card with a Strength or Weakness card to communicate with the toasters.**
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: WHSV Phone Number: Fatima tells you this number will connect you with a reporter who may or may not believe the story you're telling them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Warn Planet Earth!: You have been given something that may - or may not - help you save the planet from the giant, flying toasters. Time to use it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Contact the Toasters!: Is there something to this book? You're about to find out.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Colander: Put it on your head and think really hard.  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Colander: Put it on your head and think really hard.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Colander: Put it on your head and think really hard.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Colander: Put it on your head and think really hard.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Head Toaster: This is the big kahuna. Time to see if you can convince it of the truth and get it to leave Planet Earth alone.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Teach Them a New Way: What do you need to make French toast?
  
  Butter...eggs...and what was the third one?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Life Finds a Way: After the toaster war, how do you survive?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tip-Top Toast: You're tired of being the soggy bottom slice. You want to get up there and make something of yourself.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tough Crust: You come off as callous, short tempered, and rude. You go for the simplest option even if it may hurt people's feelings. But feelings are a waste of time anyways.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Short Temper: As hard as she tries to control it, when they're stressed, they tend to explode. The result isn't pretty.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Perfectionist: You need to know ALL the ingredients and directions before putting something together. How else are you supposed to take someone else's flawed creation and turn it into perfection?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fainthearted: Fear is not their forte. At all.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fruitcake: You're *a lot* to take in. Most of the time you have too much going on in too many directions for others to follow what you're doing.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Caring: They care about their loved ones deeply. Some would call this a weakness, but it certainly seems to drive them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Convincing: They're easily believable.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Crumby Memory: You only remember important stuff like the melting point of iron and the ratio of gasoline to motor oil in napalm. Really obscure toaster folklore ... not so much.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hardy Bread: You do what it takes to survive and help others. Times may be tough, but you're tougher. Nothing can stop you from going all in and coming out on top.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stale Toast: You've been through a lot of both good and bad. Now you're older and wiser.