conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Spread all throughout the roiling bowels of the interwebs lurks the most hated of all netizens. More despised than the worst internet trolls, inspiring more rage than gifs of cats being kicked, and displaying more self aggrandizing behavior than the average tumblr user is the Mary Sue, or Gary Stu. 
  
  Several of these loathsome examples of creativity have been lured to the prestigious A.I.M.S Institute (Academy for the Isolation of Mary Sues) to participate in a battle royale. Combat will be conducted in a state of the art simulation room, with the best participant of each round receiving fabulous prizes, and one being eliminated each round.
  
  **Game Overview**
  This is a tongue in cheek Survivor style PVP game taking place in an internet setting. Please don't get your panties in a knot if anything offends you. Combat rounds will have a single challenge with a large number of challenge points, but cardless posts are highly encouraged. A combat round will end when all points are filled. If a combat round is completed with a weak outcome, the player who played the last weak card in the challenge will automatically be on the chopping block. Players will vote on who to eliminate between combat rounds. In the event of a tie, there will be a Sue-Off with the narrator choosing the winner impartially.
  
  **Character Creation Notes**
  *Portraits are required*. All strength, weakness, and subplots are up to you. Card art highly encouraged. Bonus points for your own OC DO NOT STEAL work. For inspiration, browse https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Mary_Sue
   or any of the numerous anime, video game, fan fiction, or television fandom sites. Read the Nature cards descriptions.
  
  **Gameplay Notes**
  Tense makes no difference to me, but first person is always awkward to read in a play by post game.
  
  The speed of the game will mostly depend on how quickly players conclude the combat scenes. That said, don't stint on writing quality.
  
  While each character will be an ultra-special snowflake, don't godmode in combat. Feel free to slash at an opponent in a move, but don't just say you disembowel them before feeding them the entrails; allow for a response. Injuries are only an illusion until combat ends.
  
  Go for broke, and have fun.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: ?: Your Weakness here.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Show me on the doll...: Where the bad Hulk touched you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: OH GOD A ZIT!: Don't look at me! I'm hideous! Deformed! I wish I was dead!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Butt Symbol: Your cutie mark is made of pure Unobtanium. The symbol is so awesome that those who see it go mad. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: SUPER-ULTRA-MEGA-HYPER GODICORN magic: So powerful that it could kill everything in equestria if she wanted to use it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Votes: To be used during voting rounds.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Vampony Fangs: Your fangs are the fangs that will pierce the heavens. Or a neck. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Vampony Powers: You are a master of all the standard vampony powers, including: Hypnosis, Blood sucking, Celerity, Obfuscate, Protean, Animalism, Potence, Presence, Fortitude, Auspex, Dementation, Dominate, Vicissitude, and numerous others.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Opine about your childhood: Life is hard for the spawn of an awful M-preg fanfiction gone wrong.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bad Hair Day: Harsh brah! How are the qt3.14s gonna be 'mirin me with my hair out of whack?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: OP Marvel characters: Looks like every Marvel-Sue is aboard this Helicarrier too. Show them what you're made of (poor writing, and inability to write a balance of traits)
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gravity: Not being strapped down, while moving at 30,000 feet can be hazardous to your health, and you probably didn't pack a chute.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: ?: Your Weakness here.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ?: Your Subplot here.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: ?: Your Strength here.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Battle: Put your skills to the test against your opponents for the chance at fabulous prizes.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Too Perfect: A Mary Sue/Gary Stu to whom everything comes easy, even if they are just a dork, or just so clumsy. 
  
  You don't have the obvious powerful nature like the other brands of Sues, but you will be able to earn several strength cards quickly from small stacks of goals relating to your character.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Confused Mishmash: For whatever reason, these Sues/Stus are a twisted blend of multiples races, species, mythical creatures, gods, spirits, devils, ninja, animals, household appliances, etc, ad nauseum. 
  
  Due to the pure levels of Mary Sue you exude, you will be safe from elimination for the first two rounds.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A.I.M.S Institute: The Academy for the Isolation of Mary Sues. Contains a state of the art battle simulation room, capable of generating nearly any environment. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Original Character Donut Steel: A Mary Sue/Gary Stu from an already established franchise. Usually this brand of Sue will have powers and abilities far beyond what is presented as canon.
  
  You will receive a large stack of assets relating to your character's description.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Troubled Teen: A hard life lived under the cruel iron rod of a family has toughened this Sue/Stu, leading to an early sense of cynicism and obsession with life's bleakness. Tends towards extreme edginess, and self harm, making them able to take blows better.  
  
  Your character description must have a likes/dislikes list. Your constant suffering prevents you from being placed on the elimination list in case of a weak challenge outcome.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Painfully Awkward: Sometimes you get so flustered, that you just can't do anything right. Then the scene changes, and you're great again.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Voting Room: The room in which round votes take place
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tomb of Horrors: A madhouse filled to the brims with enough deathtraps to make up for a nonexistent plot.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ponyville: RARITYISBESTPONYrarityisbestponyRARITYISBESTPONYrarityisbestponyRARITYISBESTPONYrarityisbestponyRARITYISBESTPONYrarityisbestponyRARITYISBESTPONYrarityisbestponyRARITYISBESTPONYrarityisbestpony
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Votes (copy): To be used during voting rounds.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier: Insert "Yo Dawg, I heard you like" joke here.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Princess of Vampires: You have a wide variety of vampiric and magical abilities, many of which don't even make sense.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Keep Out Of Direct Sunlight: The sun doesn't actually hurt you, but you still stay out of it, because... reasons.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Find A Mortal Who Accepts You For What You Are: ...Mary Su- I mean, Vampire.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Brain-Brawn-Asshole-Palooza: You are wikipedia-level smart, able to recall even the little superscripts in every single online entry, you taught yourself advanced String Theory as a baby. And of course you possess god-like pecs and bod. OH, and who can forget your cynical/sarcastic badboy-Loki attitude?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Awkwardly Brain-dead Pants-Pooper: Every single human interaction leads to Hindenburg-type outbursts. You stutter and stammer like a hentai imouto princess.  If someone so much as breathes on you, you break down in tears.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Love, Acceptance, World Peace, and Rainbow-Puking Pony-babies: You want a husband to love and fawn over you, who will also male-birth you fifty Ryan Reynolds-looking babies. Whom you will divorce in three hours just to play out the heartbroken, forever shattered scene.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Too Perfect: A Mary Sue/Gary Stu to whom everything comes easy, even if they are just a dork, or just so clumsy. 
  
  You don't have the obvious powerful nature like the other brands of Sues, but you will be able to earn several strength cards quickly from small stacks of goals relating to your character.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Most Gorgeous Man In The World.: Oh look at YOU, you are GORGEOUS, woman simply cave at the knees and throw themselves at you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: SUPER EXTREME NARCISSISM : You just cant stop looking at yourself. So gorgeous. Take those selfies. cherish them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: EXFOLIATE UGLINESS: SO MANY UGLY CREATINS. YOU MUST REMOVE ALL UGLINESS TO KEEP THE WORLD BEAUTIFUL.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pure and holy virtue: A being of the highest and mightiest. So pious is he, that he almost seems to shine a warm and comforting light.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: last of his kind: Forever alone. :_(
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: convert the nonbelievers, smite the blashemers: According to his paladin code, and his religious doctrine, he has set forth on this holiest of missions, given unto him by God himself.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dunk: Passing: Useless.
  The lower the skill of the baller, the more they must pass because the risk of being blocked is high. A perfect baller therefore has no need of teammates.  
  
  There is only one summit, and that summit is Barkley.﻿
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Shot Clock: Incapable of making decisions that require 25 or more seconds of planning.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Come on and Slam: Ame no Dankeru wa Barkley seeks to become the pinnacle of game. Slamming all jams and stopping the celestial shot clock once and for all, so ballers could be free and safe to slam and jam without referee intervention.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: SO AMAZING: You are so grate and byutiful and errypony luvs you!!1
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: TOO PERFECT: your so perfect that lesser pones can'nt hadle it
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: BE AWSOME: yoo already are but wathever, moar nevar hurts