conversations.from: system
conversations.value: You're a proud employee of the Hosker Supplies Company - or, more likely, you're a slightly fed-up employee who's only working there until something better comes along. The office Christmas party approaches, and you know that just like last year and the year before it's going to be an excruciating ordeal full of sour eggnog, off-tune Christmas carols and way too much employee drama. 
  
  You'd just skip it, but the big boss likes to hand out bonuses in person. No party, no bonus.
  
  So put on your glad rags and paste on a smile - it's time to party!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Secret Santa: Shhh...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Kitchen: I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF STOP STEALING MY YOGURT FROM THE COMMUNAL FRIDGE
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Office: The ol' cubicle farm.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Supply Closet: Pens, staplers, hidden stashes...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Boss's Office: Wait, it has a *window*?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Boss: He's not a bad guy, really...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Create your own: Secretary, line manager, IT guy? The possibilities are endless.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Create your own: Maybe you're patient. Or smart. Or maybe you're the only person who can fix the copier...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Create your own: Please note not EVERYBODY can have 'a deep simmering resentment' as their weakness.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Create your own: Confess your unrequited crush? Suck up to the boss? Or just make it out in one piece.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Explain your Motives: Julie from Accounting actually *likes* Christmas parties. What’s your excuse? 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Security Guard : You see him every day - what's his name again?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Annoying Intern: He really wants to tell you about this great book he’s just finished…
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Office Gossip: You have to talk about *something* around the water cooler.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Administrative Assistant: Typing? Sure. Filing? No problem. Stuffing envelopes? Can do, boss! Heck, you'll even go get everyone coffee.    
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Organized: You are a well oiled machine. There is a place for everything and everything in its place. You know the ins and outs of this place and your job.
  It's like you have 6 arms, sometimes.    
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Annoyingly Perky: For some reason you can't understand, not everyone likes his/her job here. But you love it! Every day is a new adventure! You make it a great day, or not. The choice is yours! Chin up! Keep Calm and Carry On! You're full of those annoying maxims.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Spread Christmas Cheer!: It's your favorite holiday! And you're going to make sure that EVERYONE is just as HAPPY as you are! 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Janitor: You clean up after these people, you probably have to clean up the party too.    
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Reasonable: There's always a practical approach to take in problem solving
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tall Tales: "Did I tell you about the time I met Frank Sinatra?"
  
  You MIGHT be telling the truth, but you exaggerate so much people don't believe you.   
  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Don't Clean up this year: You clean up this place all year, so why should you have to clean after the party?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Secretary: 
  
  Names, numbers, lists... endless lists.
  
  That's pretty much it.
  
  Oh, and typing. Typing, scrolling, saving and sending.    
  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Old Hand: You've been here forever, and you know what you're doing.
  
  Be it opening the squeaky front door so that it doesn't squeak, or finding a place for another box when nobody else can, you've done it all before.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Aged: 
  
  Your joints ache, and to younger generations you could be alien life.
  
  Sometimes, you also feel the need to tell them little ones what it was like in your day. At length.    
  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tell 'em Youngsters: 
  
  It's time you shared some tales of your youth with all these youngsters.
  
  You've always enjoyed reliving the good old days, and this looks like the perfect opportunity.    
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Office Manager: You're the one who has to keep this place running day to day. And by God, you mean to do it, come Hell, high water, or a bunch of irresponsible idiots who don't follow directions, apparently can't read, and would rather talk your ear off than actually do their jobs.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mind Like a Steel Trap: You are far smarter than your mediocre position in this sub-mediocre company would suggest.
  
  You forget nothing. About anything. Ever.
  
  And you're damn good at applying your knowledge, too.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A Deep Simmering Resentment: Because you didn't say nobody could! :P
  
  Seriously. You can't believe you're still stuck here in this dead end job. 
  
  With these deadbeat people.
  
  Running their goddamn party. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Keep the Peace: Most of these people hate each other, and hell, why wouldn't they?
  
  But after last year's debacle, the boss has given you the personal responsibility of making sure they all make nice, and that everyone has a good time.
  
  Or at least that nobody sets anybody else on fire.
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Janitor: Not only do I have to attend this stupid party, I have to stay afterwards to clean up as well. I hate my life.    
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sage philosopher: Working alone all these late hours seems to have turned you into some sort of sage. What is life? Who am I? What the hell is this green thing on the bathroom floor?    
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Perfectionist/OCD: You need everything to be sparkling clean. You won't let these fools mess up your beautiful floors with their having a good time.    
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Survive the night: 
  
  Try and get through the night and make sure you have as little work possible after the party is done.    
  
   
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Accountant: Tallies, balances, shipments, accounts payable and receivable, you handle it all and rule the books with an iron fist.    
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Analytical: Consider a problem, evaluate it, determine possible outcomes
  Analysis is in your blood and bones now, and you have a working knowledge of everything from the traffic flow pattern in the office to how your coworkers relate to each other.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Apathetic: Look, this job pays the bills. It's not special, it presents few chances for advancement, and you wouldn't want them if they existed.
  You find ways to amuse yourself during the workday, but you'd rather be anywhere else.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cause Trouble: Sure, your main goal is to get your bonus, like everyone else, but you have to keep yourself entertained somehow until those envelopes get passed around, right?    
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Shy: Your somewhat uncomfortable around people.