conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Greetings Troubleshooter!
  
  Are you prepared to serve Alpha Complex and Friend Computer in a new and exciting manner?  Of course you are!
  
  It has come to Friend Computer’s attention that PLC distribution centers are causing a lapse in clone happiness by 2.4 percent.  This cannot be permitted to continue.  As a test, your Troubleshooter group will travel to IGA sector and take up management of the new public food and beverage distribution center where clones of all clearances can select goods appropriate for their clearance and mingle with other happy clones, increasing their own happiness as well!  Computer simulations have resulted in a 19.5% increase in clone happiness after visiting the new facility.  Of course when operated by happy loyal clones those numbers should increase even higher!
  
  Thank you for your service!  
  
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  This is a dark slapstick humor game based on the Paranoia RPG setting.  Your character will be a Red-Clearance troubleshooter assigned to a team for this particular mission.  
  
  Familiarity with the setting is helpful, but not necessary.  After all, unauthorized knowledge is treason.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Computer: Friend Computer only wants you to be happy and free from traitors, mutants, Commies, agitators, reprogrammed bots, improper coloration...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Briefing Room: Where all loyal clones go to receive their orders. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Distribution Center: The latest experiment in inefficiency with a smile.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: TransBot A-990: I can take you where you need to go.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Briefing Officer: Higher clearance than you.  Better not anger them.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clone: Yay you’re a clone!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Violence: You are very good at violence rated abilities!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Brains: You are very good at brains rated abilities!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Chutzpah: You are very good at chutzpah rated abilities!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mechanics: You are very good at mechanics rated skills!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No Violence: You are not very good at violence rated skills.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No Brains: You are not very good at brains related skills.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No Chutzpah: You are not very good at chutzpah rated skills.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No Mechanics: You are not very good at mechanics rated skills.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Promotion!: You want to earn enough XP Points to get that next clearance.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Expose Commie Mutant Traitors: They will obviously attempt to sabotage Friend Computer’s newest happiness generating experience.  Stop them!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Make it Fail, Pass the Blame: This can’t be permitted to succeed.  Just make sure somebody else takes the fall.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Alpha Complex: Home sweet home!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Find the Briefing Room: Time is short and you must make it to the briefing.  But where is it?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mad Painting Bot: A paint bot has gone berserk, making a colorful mess of the corridor.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Illegal Fashion (Porter): Those clothes are above your clearance now.  How do you react?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Failure to be Happy (Matt): Failure to be happy is treasonous.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Team Leader: You’re in charge!  You’re also responsible for everything!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cleanliness Officer: Your focus is the neatness of the workspace and the clones within it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Equipment Officer: Your focus is the assigned gear and the bots tasked with assisting the experiment.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Records Officer: Your focus is accurate inventory control, making sure what is sold is what they take, and reordering when necessary.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Happiness Officer: Your focus is encouraging happiness for all clones.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Security Officer: Your focus is watching for traitors and stopping them from causing mayhem with the experiment.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I Want To Be The _______!: [INDIVIDUAL OUTCOMES]
  Time to pick out your bonus duty!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Get Acquainted: Time to make yourself part of the grabatorium!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I See All The Treasons (Porter): The Computer is curious about all these rapid-fire reports.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: XP Points!: The currency in Alpha Complex these days.
  
  A stack of 2 can be rewritten into a small bonus item.  
  A stack of 3 can be rewritten into a large bonus item.
  A stack of 4 can be rewritten for a promotion!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Opening Day!: It’s time to open the Grabatorium to the whole of IGA sector!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Shelving Bot (Matt): The shelving bot situation needs resolving quick!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Too Much, Too Fast (Pen): The mess is filling up as fast as the scrubots  can clean it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cent-I-PDE-4 / 0 (Izumi): An Indigo clone, watching the mayhem with interest.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Jon-O-LVR-1 / 1 (Porter): A clone who looks like an surveillancebot was crossed with a vat of Infrared Cold Fun.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Free Stuff! (Ophelia): Clones have gotten wind of Ophelia's handing out free samples.  It's clogging up the checkout queues.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hob-B-NOB-4 / 1 (Notsog): HPD&MC talent coordinator.  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Missing Mission Equipment: One of the  Treason-Blocker Footgear sets is not where it should be.  Where did it go?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Strange New Carpet: Is this a new gift from the Computer?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The New Product (minus one thing): Time to replace the special item of the day and top-off everything else!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: PURGE Attack!: Anti-Complex terrorists from a secret society have shown their treasonous ways!  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Delayed Shipment: The BBB is late.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tarantino-I-NOO-8: The producer of the Tesla-O-MLY show, and a known enthusiast of clone footwear.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: XP Spending!  (Porter): This is your chance!  Spend those points the keep the XP economy flowing!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mystery Asset: Whatever could it be?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It’s Filling Up...: There’s a lot of clones in here...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Showtime!: The time is now, the show has began!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is Madness!: Smoke?  Confetti?  What is going on here?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Kidnapping!: Commie Mutant Traitors are attempting treasonous activity!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Report: Cleanliness Officer [Penelope]: Have the clones been properly maintaining hygienic standards?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Report: Team Leader [Penelope] : What is the overall report of the mission?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Report: Equipment Officer [Matt]: How well did assigned equipment perform and was it returned intact and functioning?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Report: Happiness Officer [Izumi]: Did the team maintain proper levels of happiness and joy?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Report: Security Officer [Porter]: Were proper safety and security protocols followed and visiting clones kept secure from harm not inflicted by themselves?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bootlicking! [Penelope]: Can Pen save her own neck?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mission Review: How did things go?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Clone: Yay you’re a clone!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Brains: Doing the thinky things that makes the other things happen!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No Violence: It's just so much paperwork.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Order and Efficiency: Is that too much to ask for?
  
  Yes. Yes, it is. But you don't know that.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rank and File: Even though you have been promoted to a higher rank, sometimes old habits die hard.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: unexperianced: You are new to this "troubleshooting" thing and, while possibly good at the "trouble" part who know if you can pull off the "shooting" part.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Prejudiced: You don’t like the look of them. They’re obviously mutants.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: WWFCD?: What Would Friend Computer Do?
  
  It would intimidate the snot out of some low-level TroubleShooter for the convenience of itself—I mean, the greater happiness of the Complex.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Easily nerd-sniped: Of course I'm paying atten ... oh, look at that. That's interesting. I wonder how that works.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Over-Analytical: It's not just your brains, it's how you use them.
  
  In your case, probably too much.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Keen on clean: You like to keep clean, both of physical dirt from failing machines, and of the reputational taint that comes with failing projects.  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Research and Design: You did more than fix commas at the Research and Design facility. Sometimes, you actually read the reports! Understanding them though... is another thing entirely.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Systemically Systematic: Trial and error, right?
  
  Only it's mostly just error right now.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sweet tooth: You see sweets, you eat. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Timid: Is it a fear of being seen as a traitor? Or just in your nature? While you dont like being invisible sometimes that's the easiest path.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Obsequious: Servile fawning and deference are the only correct approaches when it comes to higher clearances.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Overly Suspicious: Anything can be a plan that is out to ruin you! Especially the ones that seem the most innocent or mundane!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Set the Mood: You are someone whose bursting enthusiasm can bring up the mood of an entire room.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Overconfident: Nothing is beyond you, or so you think.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Born to lead: You know you are destined for greater things, how things should be done, and how to inspire other clones.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Perfectionist: All your M&Ms are in the right pile. All your pencils are lined up. Everything has its place. Especially you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Honest: No need to lie when you have nothing to hide.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Too much happiness!!: There are so many ways to be happy! And you're equipment officer so no one would notice if something went missing...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Serious About Fun: Happiness is so important, why *shouldn't* you take a few risks to ensure it?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: "Can you check the back?": The most mind numbing question that can be ask, that makes you feel more dead inside than ever before.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Diligent: You are tireless in your dedication towards an objective you believe in.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What Happens in [Redacted] Club...: Affects all of Alpha Complex.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Scared: What? No! I'm not scared! Only mutant commie traitors get scared. This card is treasonous!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Complex Solutions for a Simple World: Hey, you get there in the end.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Make It Work: You take your job seriously, and somehow, you wound up in charge. You'll show them all the value of order and efficiency! Or at least order. Or at least--look, it'll succeed, okay?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: More Enthusiasm Than Awareness: Because there's no such thing as being *too* eager for a good, loyal, hardworking, happiness-inducing cause!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Anxious: If we just all stand together in one spot without moving, there'd be no chance of accidentally committing treason!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Canister of Concentrated MegaCheeroxin: Just the thing for an excessively wide distribution of unreasonably bubbly cheerfulness!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fire-bot: This bot is only for emergencies, but the imaginative can think of all sorts of emergencies it could be used for.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Enthusiastic: Maybe not always skilled or pragmatic or reasonable, but *definitely* enthusiastic.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Goodnade: Designed to hold a person in place, just pull the pin and throw it as best you can.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Survive: You've heard that missions only get harder once they're over. Get out of there in one piece!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Another promotion: Why stop here?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Thorough: You do not mess around.