conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Dear Sir Or Madam,
  
  We hope this letter finds you well. Indeed, we hope that it finds you at all. We are writing to you because Her Majesty Queen Victoria was extremely impressed by your outstanding service to the Empire in the Martian Invasion of 1898, and wishes to extend to you an invitation to join Her Majesty's River Patrol.
  
  The River Patrol is part of a larger effort by Her Majesty's Government to rebuild The British Empire and retake Great Britain from the anarchy which has overcome here since the invasion. As a member of The River Patrol, you will be assigned to a gunboat which will be given the task of patrolling the river Thames, protecting trade, enforcing the rule of law, and demonstrating to any would be warlords and anarchists that Her Majesty remains their sovereign. For this task, you will be provided three square meals, comfortable living conditions, and a generous salary, all things we are sure you'll agree are difficult to find in these trying times.
  
  If you are interested, please make your way to the former University of Oxford, which has been repurposed as River Patrol Headquarters and bring this letter. Regretfully, we cannot arrange transport for you.
  
  Signed,
  Basil T. Roundbush
  Minister of Recovery
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: River Patrol Headquarters: Formerly the University of Oxford, now the headquarters of the River Patrol and the Ministry of Recovery, seeing as how the near total destruction of the UK has limited those who can afford tuition.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: HMS Thunder Child: An armed steam launch, named in memory of the battleship that sacrificed itself to bring down two Martian tripods.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Invasion Veteran: You fought the Martians in one of Her Majesty's Armed Services. Though your service did not result in victory, it was nevertheless deeply appreciated.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Humanitarian: Rather than directly confronting the Martians, you helped keep people fed, helped people escape, and helped them find shelter. Arguably, the most important services of the war.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bureaucrat: You kept the gears of government turning, and fought valiantly from your office to keep Britain running on schedule while she fell apart.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Survivor: You made very little effort to help others, but have become something of a folk hero simply because of your ability to survive the Martian devastation.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Noble: You had the greatest survival strategy of all, a massive estate to fall back on! Your estate has survived while most of Britain collapsed, and Her Majesty is impressed. You are being recruited to demonstrate that the old ways still matter.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nere-Do-Well: Before the invasion, you were a criminal, now you are a member of one of the roaming gangs that have taken over the countryside. You are being recruited to persuade your gang to serve the Queen and help maintain order.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Compassionate: Your empathy allows you to reach out to others and make a connection, even with those you seemingly have nothing in common with.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wealth: You have managed to secure a number of valuable and rare objects for trade. This makes you wealthy in this new world.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gadgeteer: You are exceptionally good at designing new equipment and repurposing old equipment. A valuable ability in this world of make do or do without.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stoic: Stiff upper lip! You do not let emotion get the best of you. There's a job to do, and you must push forward.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Charmer: You have a likable, magnetic personality, and everyone seems to enjoy being around you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Determined: Nothing will prevent you from achieving your goal. Not the Martians, not Her Majesty's Government, not the collapse of society. Nothing.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Resourceful: You always seem to find a way out of even the stickiest wicket.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Allies: Whatever you were before the Martians came, it left you with many friends among the survivors. You have people you can call on for help nearly anywhere.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Second Class Citizen: You are someone British society looks down upon, a woman, a foreigner, a lower class person, and so on. However, you have been recruited all the same, and will have to work twice as hard to prove yourself.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bigot: You are a racist, sexist, elitist, homophobe, or possibly all four. Your view that you are superior may prevent you from working in harmony with your fellow shipmates.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Soldier's Heart: You suffer from a soldier's heart, what in the modern era would be called PTSD. This will undoubtedly make your duties in the River Patrol difficult, but you soldier on.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Secret: You reason for recruitment is based on a lie. You engage in a behavior that the people of this age find abhorrent. You sacrificed people to the Martians to save yourself. Whatever it is, you have a terrible secret you must hide at all times.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pseudoscientist: You hold to a scientific theory that in the modern era would be proven wrong. Phrenology, for example. This colors your interactions with others and gives you a distorted view of the world.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Psychical Researcher: Since the Martians were proven to be telepaths, research into psychic phenomena is now far more acceptable. You have been recruited as a pioneer of this new science.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Psychic: The Martian invasion awakened a latent psychic ability in you, telepathy, ESP, or minor telekinesis. Your barely understood powers make you exceptionally useful.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Phantom Voices: Whether due to telepathy or insanity, you hear voices no one else can hear. They serve as a constant distraction, and are never helpful.
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Xenophobe: Everything foreign terrifies you. British ways are the only way. This colors your interactions with everyone not British, even other European cultures.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Xenophile: Everything foreign is fascinating, even the Martians! You are a little TOO curious about things different from you, and it may lead you into danger.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Avenge The Dead: You want to find any remaining Martian and make them pay for what they did. The only good Martian is a dead Martian.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Find A Loved One: The invasion separated you from someone you loved, truly. You are hoping they're still alive out there, somewhere.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Out For Number One: You don't give a damn about rebuilding Britain and are only in the River Patrol to get three square meals and a place to sleep. You only care about yourself.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Redeem Yourself: You did something during the invasion that you are deeply ashamed of, and have joined the River Patrol in an effort to redeem yourself and balance the scales.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: For The Empire!: You are a loyal patriot, and everything you do is colored by your love of the British Empire., and your desire to rebuild it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Explore The Mysteries Of The Universe: Whether it's newly discovered psychic powers or Martian technology, you have made it your mission to understand the aspects of the universe that are currently beyond man's understanding.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Social Radical: You see hope in the fall of Britain, a hope to build a better world on the ashes of the old.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lost Your Faith: Whether it was faith in the Empire, humanity, or God, faith dominated your life before the invasion. Now it's gone, and you joined the River Patrol to find something to believe in again.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Practical: Keep calm and carry on. An imminently proper motto for such chaotic times. You keep your head as things fall apart and make the choices necessary to keep things carrying on.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Overprotective: Your losses in the invasion were great and now you can't bear another. You'll do anything to make sure those under your care are safe, even from themselves, if necessary.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rebuild Home: All you want is a safe place for you and yours to be able to rest again, free of most worries. The River Patrol promises to be a way to ensure that safety.