conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Family dysfunction is no fun. But around the holidays, well, that's when things get really messy. 
  Enter the Smiths. They really try to be a nice family, they do. But with a druggie absentee mother, an overworked and famous father, teenage twins who are polar opposites, a senile grandma and a creepy toddler, not to mention aunts, uncles and family friends, well, this isn't going to work out so well.
  
  With holiday shopping, cooking, drug runs and the adult Secret Santa exchange, everyone is pooped. Plus, with a giant snowstorm on the way, the chances that everyone will be Snowden like Edward is more than likely. Great, just great,
  
  
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  **The Holidays** follows a family not unlike your own, if you live a waking nightmare. KARMABYRD's newest dramady shows the bond of family and love, even when under the most duress.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: LAX: The huge, world-famous LA gateway to the rest of the world.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Smuggled Heroin: To smuggle heroin, you need little pride, and welcoming orifices. You have both.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nintendo 3DS: At least you have something to entertain yourself.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Crunchyroll: So kawaii.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: iPod: People say old people are usually out of touch. You say "Epic swipe left!"
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Buddha Board: A portable board that uses water to create temporary calligraphy.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Little Miss No Name: She's tattered, gross and your only tangible gift from Mommy.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Carrie: She's lean, mean and superbly terrible. How will you deal with the most violate family member?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Traffic Jam: Rush hour in LA is something to be afraid of
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Grandma: You're the slightly smothering, gift-bringing weird who's probably a little bit senile.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Loving: Your horrible children and grandchildren are perfect to you, albeit no one else.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Reality... Am I Right?: Old age messes with the mind, as you know firsthand.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bring Them Together: Your daughter may be on heroin. Your grandson may be going the same way. But that doesn't mean they can't have an amazing Christmas! Or does it?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Weeabo: Japan! Yeah!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Charming: You're funny, you're smart, you're good at listening. You just kind of hate everyone.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Loner: Sure, people love you. But you sure as hell don't love them back.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get the Hell Out: This family is nuts. You need your freedom.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Junkie: You've put heroin before everything, and now it's coming back to bite you in the ass.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cunning: You have a way of getting what you want.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Circle: The withdrawals have became too much. Even if your family is at stake, you just can't quit.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Kill the Pain: You can't see them again without the needle. It hurts too much.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dad: You work hard to provide for your kids. Life is hard being a single dad, especially with a crazy wife. But you deal with it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Talented: You have gifts that people appreciate, and you've contributed to the world with them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Stress: The stress of everything really gets to you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Survive: Carrie going to be here, it's going to be crazy. You just want to keep your head above water.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Child: You're cute and lovable. Put still, that thing were you watch your dad sleep is a little disturbing.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Youth: With that partially-toothless smile, you can get away with anything
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Possible Possession : You're pretty fucking creepy.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: See Mommy: You've never met her. But you want to see her nonetheless.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Goth: You're almost as creepy as your little sister with that pale makeup you slather on.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Squad: You have your clique, and they have you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Depressed: No matter how many friends you have, you can't escape that little voice.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Have Fun: Christmas is going to be crazy. Might as well make the most of it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Wallflower: No one ever seems to take you seriously... Or even notice you for that matter. 
  Even in your own family. Not that you'd pick up the nerve to make it happen.
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Hardest Worker: People who happen to notice you at school, in the neighborhood, or at home like to call you diligent. Gregarious. Or just trying-waaaay-too-hard.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Brown-Noser: As the name implies, you're VERY eager to please, VERY thirsty for recognition, and have VERY little self-respect.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Love Me: Feeling like the middle child despite being the older twin, you plainly just need someone to acknowledge you exist and tell you that they sincerely love you.
  And no, Grandma doesn't count.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nostalgic: You are haunted by past memories. Even after half of century you can let go .
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Self-Blame: I get in my own head. And it's messy in there.
  
  Embarrassingly messy.
  
  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Distant: It's hard to jump back into the fray, to pick up where things left off. Who knows if they even want you too? Best to give everyone their space, and keep your own.