conversations.from: system
conversations.value: "You're telling me you guys deliver pizzas...across the multiverse?"
  "You'd be surprised; it's a lucrative market."
  
  Some stories are full of drama and adventures. Swashbuckling quests and fight scenes. Daring romances and tyrant leaders.
  
  This is not one of those stories. This is about two things; delivering pizza and making it back.
  
  Parker's Pizza has been operating for almost 50 years. While, on the outside, it seems like your average pizza joint, but don't be fooled; Parker's makes the best pizza in the mutiverse. Combining ingredients from several different universes, Parker's has been thriving at the pizza game since it's conception. Recruiting only the finest delivery men and women who will work for minimum wage, working at Parker's is guaranteed to be the experience of a lifetime.*
  
  *Lifetime may be significantly shorted by working at Parker's. Life insurance rates may skyrocket after accepting employment. Parker's does not cover medical expenses in the case of otherworld sickness, genetic mutation, or spontaneous combustion.
  
  
  
  In short, this is just a fun adventure kind of thing. Characters can either be from our universe, or other universes. Examples include universes where everyone has magical powers, or where people have tails. Go as crazy or as simple as you want. I didn't fill out a lot for the character making cards; really, try your own.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Delivery Person: See the title
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Parker's Pizza: Located in New York. A shady joint on the outside, a shadier joint on the inside. Contains a kitchen, some seating for costumers, a room for phones, and a basement with portal access to the multiverse.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Kyle Parker: A tall 6'1 man, who is in his late 40's. The son of founder, Louis Parker. Unlike his employees, Kyle seems to have no indication about how strange his business is, but is very aware of the risks. He tends to try to keep his employees from getting killed.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Delivery!: You are tasked to deliver a pizza to somewhere in the multiverse.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Loan Debt: To work at a place like Parker's, usually you don't have deep pockets.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fighting skills: Some sort of ability of self defense.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No Combat Experience: When you work for Parker's knowing how to fight can come in handy for the more dangerous worlds. Having no experience makes the job a little tougher.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pride: Pride will get you nowhere fast in this business; in fact, it usually ends up with you getting in over your head.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Parker's Pizza Prep Room: Where every one preps for jobs. It has lockers for all.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Evil Universe Packing Plant: Evil makes the best cheese out there. No, we're serious. To get ingredients, traveling to the world where everyone is evil, you have to stop by a packing plant.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Lava Universe: Sauce Volcano: The floor is lava! Just kidding...the entire world is! This is where Parker's get their sauces.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Carter's Pizza: The main rival of Parker's from the evil universe.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Power is yours!: Access to the multiverse is worth a fortune; and your character is fully aware of that. Your character wants to seize the muti-verse as their own.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Busted: The portal is acting up! While you still have access to the multiverse, it's limited at the moment.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Prepare!: You're about to embark on a journey that will likely hurt...a lot. Pick something to take with; you never know what you might face.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Getaway Driver: An ace at piloting anything with a steering wheel. Makes Evel Knievel look like a Sunday driver.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Total Klutz: Shins barked, toes stubbed, fingers burned, plates broken, food dropped, ad infinitum.
  Accident prone doesn't begin to cover it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clockwork human: From a dimension where humans were carved into existence from the Mother Tree, the Clockwork Humans are obsessed with time. Prompt, precise, and practical, Clockworks are an asset to any business.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Master timekeeper: With a built in clock and deep understanding of the function of time in the multiverse, clockworks are always hyper aware of their surroundings. They extrapolate information based on the passage of time and strategize to the precise millisecond. Their predictive capabilities are unparalleled.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Co-dependent body: While Clockworks are highly self sufficient they require regular maintenance and winding of their internal clock at least once a day. This total dependence on others has left them very humble in spite of their powerful minds.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Time in the Multiverse: I seek a greater understanding of the function of time in the Multiverse. High speed travel and its interaction with time and space is the frontier of clockwork chrono-science. What better place to study it than a multiverse pizza delivery ship?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dispatcher: Takes orders for the pizzas, sends out the deliverers, and helps keep the dimension travel working. Basically a manager without the extra pay or respect. There is a nice bonus in vacationing options, though.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Organized: Maintains a well-ordered work space (at least, they know where everything is), remembers important details (sometimes less important ones, too), and keeps tabs on all the vital pieces in their work.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Temperamental: Things tend to irritate or upset them often... whether this is shown through yelling, caustic remarks, or silent glares is situational. It can make relationships- professional and personal- strained and difficult.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Curiousity and Search for a Purpose: Willa lives with her two cats and her computer. For all her wittiness and excellent record, she doesn't have a lot of experience in the real world- any of them, really. She's hoping to save up enough money and vacation time to find a place and purpose in the dimensions... with her cats, of course.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bored Aristocrat: The life of the rich and titled is full of dances, social calls, and carefully approved hobbies. You are very good at - and utterly sick of - all of it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Charming: You know exactly what to say (and how) to make a person think you are a lovely and likable person.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Spoiled: Raised in a life of luxury, you have quite the excessive expectations regarding comfort and taste. The trouble is, you think they are perfectly reasonable.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Adventure!: Sheltered and restricted by your parents and position, you have always dreamed of a life of adventure - like a heroine in a novel.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I'm here for the multi-dimensional tips.: Sure, the job is dangerous, the benefits suck, and the pay is awful. But depending on where you're going, the tips you get as a delivery-guy could be worth way more back home. Maye never have to work again, ya know. That sounds swet.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What does this thing do?: You have a knack for using stuff you find in the multiverse, so much that you can improvise enough to make most things pretty useful. Yeah, it's intuition, baby. Or maybe it's just dumb, dumb luck.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Open mouth, insert foot.: Okay, so you saw a movie once that was kinda like this place. Great. So why do I get the feeling that whatever you're about to say is the WORST POSSIBLE THING?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Live fast, retire young.: First things first: You're kinda bored. The multiverse sounds kinda fun. Second: People pay good money for stuff fresh from the multiverse. Enough money to last a lifetime if you play your cards right.