conversations.from: system
conversations.value: This is a game in which players will take on the roles of people facing obstacles with their strengths and weaknesses.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Setup: A little story, a colorful character, maybe a remembrance of vignette…
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Punchline: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Carla: Totally a believable facade, er, simulacrum, er, character.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bow chicka wow wow: Awwwwww yeah.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Corvid Blood: You are empowered by the undead blood of a crow carcass made into a totem of a mysterious GOD!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Script: You have the script.  Dear lord.  What shit is this?!?  It reads like an addle-brained circus clown wrote it, with broken crayons, after which it went through the washing machine or something?  And the circus clown probably did not speak English as a first language.  Maybe Romanian?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tacos: Mmmmm, tacos.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A Mere Figment and Nothing More: Are you really just a dumb idea, or are you something more?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Is There a God?: Well?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Is Math Universal?: If any language can be said to be truly universal, it must be mathematics… right?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Is Right Ordained or Contextual?: Are ethics dependent on eternal truths interpreted into specific circumstances, or are ethics a matter of applying flexible frameworks to reality which are, themselves, distorted by reality?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Free Will or Fate?: Are our actions governed by our free will or were all of our decisions and actions determined by fate before we're even born?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Brick Wall: This brick wall is an obstacle.  It is in your way.  You will need to best this obstacle if you want to get from Here to There.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: STRONG: You are strong!  Rahr!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: WEAK: You are so weak, they make sauce out of you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Here: This is the place where you're at.  You're right here.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Faceless Marionette: This faceless marionette is not a person.  That makes it the ENEMY.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Person: You are a person.  You do person-type things, in a person-type way.  Personally.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Necessities: Find food, water, shelter, and companionship.
  
  If you know what I mean.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Interpersonal Conflict: Also Edward has punched Stick in the face — or thereabouts — multiple times.  Will this lead to a falling out?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Planet: Where is this planet?  Where did AEC-1 go?  Is this, in fact, AEC-1 after all, after the apes have taken over?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: NINJAS ATTACK: Out of nowhere, ninjas attack!  They are dressed in black and armed with knives with spangly bits on the sides, and maybe a couple swords and bo staffs with fabric knotted around the ends.  They shriek terrifying battle cries as they leap around, waving their weapons in a menacing manner.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Also Edward Cullen: A sparkly vampire, brooding.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pastoral Landscape: Hills, trees, a crow up in the tree.  Blue sky.
  
  Absolutely nothing to do.
  
  Don't you miss Here?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Taxidermied-by-Joy: This crow carcass is frozen mid-caw in an expression of absolute joy.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Who Are We, Really?: What, exactly, is human nature?  Or stick nature?  Or vampire nature?  Or… character nature?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Is Your Orange My Orange?: Do we really "see" the same colors, or do we see different things in our heads, but call it the same thing, so we effectively communicate different experiences of same phenomena such that it appears that we are talking about same experiences of same phenomena?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Is Beauty in the Eye of the Beholder?: What is beauty?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Why Are We Here?: Is there a purpose to life?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: If You Replace Each Plank of a Boat, Is It Still the Same Boat?: Say you've got a boat.  And you use the boat, right, and sometimes it gets scratched up.  So you replace the planks, one-by-one.  Eventually, you realize that you've replaced all the planks.  And you wonder: is it still the same boat?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Look Cool: Hey, you're cool.  You're awesome.  Right?  You can convince these people of that, right?  I mean, it's obvious — or should be.  Is it not obvious?  Have you been assuming that it's obvious this entire time, and it hasn't been, so everyone has just thought you were some dumb mouthbreather while you thought you were supercool?  Oh crap — best establish your cool before this goes any further south.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Captain's Log: Your logs are what your performance reviews are based on, and that's what promotions are based on, and that's what pensions are based on, and that's what your retirement is based on.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sticks' Dong: Don't think about it.  Don't think about where a stick-man might keep that part of his anatomy.  Don't think about what it would look like.  DO NOT think about what he'd use it for, or how that would… look.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Punchline: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Setup: A little story, a colorful character, maybe a remembrance of vignette…
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Apartment Set: It's a trendy "New York" style apartment, complete with bookshelves, knick-knacks, seating area, and three walls!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Reality: This is how things really are.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sell Insurance to 18-35yo Males: They need insurance, right?  Well, at least we need their money.  So sell them some insurance.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Headline News: Headline News will air sometime later tonight.  It will have lots of headlines, and might even have stories.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pledge Now!: It's a cause, and they need your money.  That money may or may not actually forward the cause.  That money may or may not pay the salary of the charity executive who ordered this commercial to be made.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Car Commercial: Wow, lookit that car go!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Television: It's teeveeland!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Garner Audience Sympathy: Play to the cameras and get the viewing audience on your side.  Who they care about most probably doesn't matter in the least, but it can't hurt, right?  …well, it probably will hurt, actually.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Contrived Drama: There is nothing to fight over and yet you must scream.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Planet Building: The world is formless and void.  Give it form, and fill its void.  And make a planet worth living on.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Narrator Neglect: It's like an existential question or something: what happens when the Narrator stops posting?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Metaphysics and Shit: How does, you know, the important stuff work?  Free will, aesthetics, right and wrong, and so on?  How many punches do you need in your loyalty card before you get a free sandwich?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Create Life: Create a new race of lifeforms in your own image.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nature: This is what this character does — their job, calling, or purpose.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Strength: An ability or advantage that sets this character apart from others.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Weakness: A shortcoming or disadvantage that sometimes trips-up this character.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Subplot: A motivation that drives this character — the reason why they do what they do.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tableflip: Fuck all this noise. What the hell was anyone thinking. God damn it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: in the raw: Red in tooth and claw.
  
  
  
  
  
  (Hey, that's an Alfred Lord Tennyson quote right there - pretty classy, huh?)
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: in numbers.: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Relative to other dead guys.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: is none of your business: But bad will always collect to one big melting pot.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Stuff: Stuff happens.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Natural: Natural by Nature
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Chain Link: a Chain Link
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: a broken link: that don't work.
  
   :?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: something.: i am looking for something
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mary Sue: You are an intriguing character with a detailed backstory and rich personality. Totally not a wish-fulfillment fantasy from the author's id.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Amazing Powers: You may not have infinite powers, but anyone reading the story won't be able to tell that. You can heal the sick, blast the wicked, grant wishes to small children, and make otherwise sensible heroes swoon at your feet.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sad: Sometimes you are sad.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: True Love: You'll know your true love by the way he ignores every person he's ever had affection for to throw himself at your feet and beg for your help with all his problems.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: AWESOME: Truly, the best at everything you do.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: SCUK: You can't even type "suck" properly. Other players will likely claw out their eyes.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Meh.: Whatever.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: AWESEMOE E: Like, whoa.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: So Pretty: Entire species swoon when you enter the scene.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Disrespect for Player Authority: Actor stance, Director stance, Narrator stance, whatevs. My card, my story.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Awesome Rocket Boots: They are awesome, they are boots, they come equipped with rockets. 'Nuff said.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Inability To Breathe In Space: A rather common shortcoming for living creatures, given that space is devoid of all atmosphere, and most beings need air.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fantasmabulo: Say it three times fast. FASTER. Look at me when you say my name!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Insatiable: You just cannot get enough action, dude. What's with that?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Padamn!: there it is.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Naïve Noob: You know nothing of the madness you've signed up for
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: wild weakness: a wild weakness. loch Ness
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Escape: Blissful respite from *all this*
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Made out of LEGO: It's a plastic construction toy, dummy.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Play Cards: Cards. Play them.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Deuces Wild: The narrator made a terrible, terrible mistake naming this challenge "Metaphysics and Shit".
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: what?: Say what?