conversations.from: system
conversations.value: A team of intrepid adventurers journey through dungeons and stuff.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mallez Huroz: In ancient Elven, Mallez Huroz translates to (rougly) "Mall of Horror." The name is rather fitting; the place is full aggressive, absolutely terrifying shoppers. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dwarf: Did you know that even female dwarves have beards?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Elven Warrior: Who needs elven magic when you have a big elven-stick?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wizard: Your big, purple hat with stars on it isn't traditional wizard attire. It's just your night-cap, and you like to sleep often.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Magical: You possess magic.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Resilient: Never gives up! 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Smart: A useful commodity. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Athletic: Being athletic is good for slaying dragons, fighting off dark warriors, and being popular at school.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Straight Up Annoying: Self-explanatory.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Yeetlord: Does this need an explanation?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Allergies: Gosh darn it, this meal has peanuts!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Adorable: You're so darn didly darn adorable that no one takes you seriously! 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Feeble and Weak: Winston in a nutshell.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Die Evil!: Goodness will spread throughout the land, if I have something to say about it!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Feed the World to Demons: The world is your oyster and you own a seafood restaurant.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Evil: Mwahahahaha.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sunny Palms Convalescent Home: The happiest place for happy elders.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Naked Mole Rat Saloon: The menu reads:
  Soup du Jour: 
  Meerkat saliva with some fresh zuchini
  Meat:
  Whatever roadkill we found outside.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Happy: He has a fashionable raccoon-skin hat and a fashionable raccoon living in the folds of his clothing.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cat: This cat doesn't do much, but she sure is cute!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hamster: This hamster doesn't have any special powers, but he might have a special place in your heart.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ethelburn the Purple: The greatest wizard this side of the Mississippi; that is, until he got dementia at the age of 96.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Allergies: *sneezes*
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A Dude With an Ax: Maybe he just wants to chop some wood?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bandits: Give them all your stuff and they might kill you slowly! Try to run away and they might kill you slowly! Fight back and they might kill you slowly!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stop Evil!: Dark forces are covering the lands.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get Ethelburn's Assistance: You might need some experience on this quest!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Demons From the Underworld: They look like horrible monsters, but, secretly, they just want to boogie.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A Knife: Shank shank
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Dig Site: Not quite sure why people are still studying dinosaurs during the apocalypse, but, hey, you do you archaeologists.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Evil Skeletons: They're evil because they want to murder you and, even worse, their sense of humor is bone dry.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dinosaurs: They may want to mutilate you, but, hey, they're giant prehistoric lizards that just came to life in an archaeological dig site. I can dig that.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Creepy Cemetary: Not quite sure why Sunny Palms is in the middle of an ancient, creepy cemetery. Maybe it makes for quicker funerals after the happy elders become unhappy.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fishy Dude: Just don't take him out to a sushi place and he'll probably be pretty nice.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Beer: Who knows how long these bottles where hidden under Happy's hat.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Giant Ax: Maybe it's just for chopping wood?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cool Eye Patch: Even a pirate couldn't arghhh-ue that this eye patch is lame.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sushi: Delicious, so long as you aren't allergic.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Badly Written Female Character: "What?! It's not like I'm in love with you, you big idiot!"
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One Time Use Potion: No one knows what it does, but you can only use it once!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Overpriced Thing: No one knows what this is except that it's overpriced.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Shotgun: Who needs a sword or magic or a bow and arrow when you have a shotgun?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Knight: A veteran of many wars and unable to rejoin society, you wander the lands in search of adventure.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Boogie Man: Know one knows *what* you are.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Boogie!: Ah yeah!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: $25: It can also be written as $10 + $15 dollars, but that'd just be inconvenient. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Photos of Zach Effron: What did you expect? She's a badly written female character.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: $1058795935.00: That's a lot of moneys.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Jeff: This old fossil is pretty darn obsessed with old fossils.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dino Meat: Belongs inside museums or delicious hamburgers.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Kruaksmafkjslalkd: I thought it was Kuremkurkeurmekuru, or makybe Karekurokyraou.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Obligatory Obstacle: This obstacle is here to finish up the scene. I can't have Kurfud,asi be 9 points, because then he'd be as powerful as Badly Written Female Character.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mysterious Weapon: And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mysterious Weapon: This strange artifact may be the only window into Karuarurarusdk's convoluted mind.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Purple Magical Robe: Wow, it's magical.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: $3000: Enough to buy 3000 items at the dollar store.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wizadry Wand: You're a wizard, Garry. Sorry, this is the knockoff.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Magic Cap: It looks like an ordinary baseball cap except baseball caps don't exist.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Potion: Wow, it's magic!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: In Need of Cash: You need cash for some sort of reason that is undisclosed to the others.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Prove himself to others: Wants to become a valued member of the group.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Over Prepared: You always pack too much and are too weary of everything.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Stealer: May occasionally steal things
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Transformation: Allows you to transform into different things. Elves may turn into plants and animals and dwarves can turn into goblins and other underground creatures.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Be eaten: I want to be eaten.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lawless: Pretty self explanitory
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Edgy Teen: Your true love died! Life is pointless.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Edgy: Your so edgy that everyone who might hurts you avoids you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Edgy: You're so edgy all your friends find you uncomfortable to be around.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Be Edgy: You're gonna be the greatest Edgelord this world has ever seen!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Edgy: ...edgy
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: miscast: Sometimes miscasts spells.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Feed the World to Demons: The world is my oyster and I own my own seafood restaurant.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: die an honorable death: h
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Necromancy: I can raise things from the dead.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: subtlety: very very subtle