conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Frank has always been a keen restauranteur. His restaurant is a local favorite, and each day he serves the same burgers to the same people. It's a living, but just barely. He wants to stir things up a little. He's been in the restaurant game a long time, and now he's trying to mix things up. He's going to try new and interesting types of meat patties with new and exciting flavors. 
  
  In this storium you will play as the burgers that Frank is preparing. Will you be 100% grass-fed beef, or a can of mystery meat? Will you cook to a perfect medium rare, or be burnt to cinders? Will you be served to the paletteless child, or the world renowned food reviewer/mystery diner who could write the best (or the worst) review ever of Frank's Burgers, effectively shutting the whole thing down?
  
  The choice is in your buns.
  
  
  ***
  
  This game will be from the perspective of the burger. Through the game, you will decide what toppings you will get, what plan Frank has for you ultimately. Through the game I will be handing out cards. 
  Raw,
  Rare,
  Medium-Rare,
  Medium,
  Medium-Well,
  Well Done,
  Burned
  
  Each cooking turn, you will use your status card, and I will give you the next cooked status card. 
  
  The players will be allowed to control Frank (the grillmaster) however they please, but when controlling Frank, he may only interact with your patty unless given explicit permission. (I.E. if player 1 is controlling frank, he may not flip player 2's patty.)
  
  After the cooking phase is over, you will be plated. After the plating phase is over, you will be served. 
  
  THIS IS A SERIOUS RP. ONLY SERIOUS APPLICANTS WILL BE ACCEPTED.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Perfect Burger: You yearn to be the perfect burger.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: 80% Lean, 20% Fat Ground Beef: A delicious juicy beef which will gently char on the outside, while keeping a nice moist texture on the inside.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Extra-Lean Ground Beef: A lean beef for those trying to watch their weight. Can be cooked into a burger, but must be watched very carefully lest it become dry and tough.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Chicken: Not a beef at all. And definitely has to be cooked all the way through. Not even sure how regular hamburger cooking standards even apply.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Grass-Fed Beef: 100% Grass fed, baby! Highly regarded as healthier, but who really knows. Maybe just a fad, but it sure tastes good!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mystery Meat: Uhh... I think I can make this into a patty... What is this even?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hot Dog: How did you even get on the grill...?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tofu: Yum, nothing like a hunk of white protein slapped on some buns. I hope Frank seasons you enough!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sweet Potato Burger: For those with a less carnivorous palate. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Frank's Favorite: Frank is really hoping you make it on the menu. He'll be extra attentive when cooking and plating you! 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Confusing Cooking: You're a... really weird burger. Something about you is just off. Frank will have to pay extra attention to you if he wants you to cook well. This means less attention to the other burgers, though. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Confusing Cooking: You’re a… really weird burger. Something about you is just off. Frank will have to pay extra attention to you if he wants you to cook well. This means less attention to the other burgers, though.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Secretly Better: Frank thought he was buying one thing, but it actually turns out to be an even better type of meat then he had expected! He won't know till the customers taste it though!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Perfectly Seasoned: Frank has really outdone himself with you. The seasoning is absolute perfection. I bet a customer wouldn't even notice if you were a little overcooked!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nice Toppings: Frank had a plan going into this one. He knows exactly what to put on you to compliment your incredible flavor.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fast Cooking: Somehow you cook faster than all the other burgers. Hope Frank notices in time!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Doomed from the start: The flavor, shape of the patty, and buns were all messed up before you even went on the grill... Yikes, hope the customer doesn't notice.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Prone to falling: ...
  
  
  5 second rule?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Choke those savages: If you're going down, they're going down with you! To avenge your fallen brothers, you vow to not go down easy.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Premium Sale: You're going to be the fanciest burger in the restaurant, and that's that. $20 for a burger is too cheap for a burger as special as you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: End me, please: Burned alive, dropped on the floor, stomped on, who cares? Just end my existence as a burger. PLEASE.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Frank's Griddle: The hottest place for a burger to be!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get Cooked (1): Get cooked, and get cooked good.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Get Cooked (2): Get cooked, and get cooked good.
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Raw: You're supa raw right now. Probably have bacterias crawling all over you. I hope Frank cooks you up good!
  
  ** *Do not play this card (for designating cooked level only)* **
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Rare: Brown on the outside, pink and bloody in the middle. Some people like getting a little primal with their burgers.
  
  ** *Do not play this card (for designating cooked level only)* **
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Medium-Rare: Fully cooked - but with a little juicy pinkness inside. This is many people's perfect burger temperature.
  
  ** *Do not play this card (for designating cooked level only)* **
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Medium: Cooked all the way through, possibly a little pink in the middle still. The default setting, usually works for everyone.
  
  ** *Do not play this card (for designating cooked level only)* **
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Medium-Well: For those who want to air on the side of done, this is fully cooked with only the barest hint of the meat it used to be.
  
  ** *Do not play this card (for designating cooked level only)* **
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Well-Done: For those who don't like to remember they're eating meet, this is cooked all the way through to a grey/brown doneness.
  
  ** *Do not play this card (for designating cooked level only)* **
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Burned: You flew too close to the sun. This blackened husk is not fit to serve to anyone.
  
  ** *Do not play this card (for designating cooked level only)* **
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Get Cooked (3): Get cooked, and get cooked good.
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cheese Please (A): Everyone loves a cheeseburger! Right? You need some cheese melted on you to be truly complete; time to get gooey. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cheese Please (B): Everyone loves a cheeseburger! Right? You need some cheese melted on you to be truly complete; time to get gooey. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Some Company on the Grill: The patty is not the only thing that gets grilled in your burger. Fry up some bacon, grill some onions, maybe even a fried egg. Get a friend on the grill with you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bun Me!: The cooking of you is complete. Time to throw you on a bun, and start assembling.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Microwave: You wouldn't dare! Precision timing allows you to get to the desired cooked level, but at what cost??
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Get Cooked (4): Get cooked, and get cooked good.
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cheese Please (C): Everyone loves a cheeseburger! Right? You need some cheese melted on you to be truly complete; time to get gooey. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ready My Bun!: You've got all your cooked ingredients ready; one last step: Toast the Bun!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wild Cook!: One last chance to get cooked right. There's a crazy hot greasy spot on the griddle, but you gotta go for the perfect cook! There is quite an interesting combination of flavors here, it make for a wonderful experience (or an awful one).
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Great Personality: What a friendly hot dog!
  
  So excited!
  
  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Become an Idol: Be the most famous hot dog.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: El Diablo Patty: My you're a spicy fellow aren't you?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Perfectly Seasoned: Frank has really outdone himself with you. The seasoning is absolute perfection. I bet a customer wouldn’t even notice if you were a little overcooked!    
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What Comes Later....: When your done being digested, whoever ate you has some...experiences.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Burn Them All!!!!: If your going to be eaten, you're gonna give them a burning to remember!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Make'm Proud: You want to be the best and most delicious thing Frank has ever cooked in order to make your hot dog bros proud!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pure Ingredients: The popularity of grass-fed beef comes with all sorts of trendy diets with all sorts of rules. This burger obeys all the rules.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Substitutions Suck: Unhealthy ingredients have necessary jobs, flavor, texture, visual appeal, physical satisfaction. If all the ingredients are pure and healthy, how will Frank make it good?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Good Ol' Days: You remember what if felt like to move freely in the grass, to feel the sun on your hide. Refrigerators and shrink wrap make you hungry for what once was--to be warm again, and in motion.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Perfect Mix: This party had been rolled Ina me mixed with the perfect herb and spice blend to make it taste oh so good, and to give hipsters an organic item on the menu.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hot Temper: You ate a bit of a hothead.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Superiority Complex: The Beast's throne leaves room for no competition, though some have earned its respect it *sneers* at others...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fully Loaded: The only thing more dangerous than a loaded gun is a burger loaded with cheese! **0__0**
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Overloaded: Sometimes too much of a good thing is just that... waaaay too much! **0.0**