conversations.from: system
conversations.value: The Hogg family seems, at first, like your typical small town American family. A mother, a father, a gaggle of kids and a house in the suburbs. It seems like their lives should be almost painfully boring.
  
  Yet for whatever reason, the Hoggs just seem to have a knack for landing in outrageous and unlikely scenarios, each and every week. Their lives would make for hilarious viewing, would anyone watching them. No matter what they do or where they go, chaos and confusion seem to follow them.
  
  What madcap situation will they end up in next? Nobody knows, not even the Hoggs.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Dad: Patriarch of the family. A steady guiding rock, a bumbling oaf, or something in between.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Mom: Mother to the Hogg children. How does she manage to juggle so many competing obligations?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Troublemaker: You're always getting into some sort of mischief.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Teenager: Adolescence is always a time of turmoil and uncertainty.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Still Lives at Home: Everyone else your age is moving out and achieving independence. Why haven't you?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Middle Child: Perpetually overlooked between your older and younger siblings. How can you stand out?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Grandparent: Unfortunate circumstances have forced you to move back in with one of your children. Are you a beloved source of wisdom, or a curmudgeonly burden?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Youngest: Always in the shadow of your elder siblings. How do you make sure you get attention?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Goody Two Shoes: You're always trying to do the right thing. Does it ever work?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nerd: The family egghead. Does no one respect intelligence around here?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Brainy: You prefer to use your intellect to solve problems.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Athletic: You're the physically fit one of the family.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Charming: You have a naturally persuasive and likable manner.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Brave: You are practically fearless.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Creative: You have an artistic and inventive streak.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lucky: Things always seem to go your way, even when the odds are against you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wimpy: Anything requiring even minimal physical fitness will be a serious challenge for you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Awkward: Your social skills are painfully lacking.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cowardly: You flee at the first sign of danger. Sometimes you flee when there wasn't any danger to begin with.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Unlucky: Horrible things always seem to happen to you out of nowhere.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Doofus: You aren't the brightest one of the family.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Reckless: You tend to dive right into trouble without thinking things through.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gloomy: You have a gift for finding the downside in every situation.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Uncouth: You are loud, rude, and generally poorly mannered.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Eccentric: You have a few odd habits. Some would call you the crazy one of the family.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Short Tempered: You have a tendency to fly into an irrational rage at the slightest provocation.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Calm: When everything is falling into chaos, you're the one who keeps things together.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fun: You're the life of the party, even when you aren't at an actual party.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Devious: You always seem to have a clever and sneaky way of wriggling out of trouble.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Disciplined: You are organized and hardworking, always making plans and sticking to them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Move Out: You can't get out of here fast enough.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Make Mischief: What's more fun than doing things you aren't allowed to do?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get a Better Job: Your job is terrible. You've got to find a way to get a better one.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Get Rich Quick: You've always got some scheme going to score a big payday.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Become Popular: You really just want to fit in.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Make the World Better: You're a born activist with grand ambitions.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Social Climber: You desperately long to be part of high society, to enjoy fine things and fine company.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Rekindle your Marriage: Decades of marriage and kids have taken some of the passion out of this marriage. Can the spark be rediscovered?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Find Love: You're single, and you're at that age where being single is increasingly painful.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Rebel: You're against this family and everything it stands for, whatever that might be.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Hogg Residence: An old house on the outskirts of town. Always sorely in need of maintenance.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Prepare for Dinner: Phil's boss and his family are coming over for dinner tonight. There is much to be done before the guests arrive.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Reginald Forsycthe: Phil's boss. Extremely wealthy and snobby. Expects the best from everyone at all times, particularly his employees.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Luanne Forsycthe: Reginald's third and current wife. Probably about half his age. Perpetually doing a poor job of masking incredible boredom.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Beauregard Forsycthe: Reginald's son from one of his prior marriages. Seventeen years old. Spoiled and bratty with a frighteningly short temper.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Underground Business: It appears as if Tobias was running a combination of sweatshop and Mexican restaurant from his bedroom. You'd be surprised if any of them were legal immigrants.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Special Agent Hodges: A special agent from Immigration. He is going to be a problem.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pesky Neighbor: The teenager next door.  Lacking any adult supervision he is just as comfortable roaming through your refrigerator as his own.  In fact your refrigerator has much better contents than his own.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Neighborhood Gossip: Any questions there may be  about the neighborhood gossip can quickly be answered.  It seems your house isn't the only place this kid is loafing around.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Paranoid: Absentee parents have left our pesky neighbor to be very wary of all things unknown.  If he can't wikipedia it then he won't trust it.  He tends to see conspiracy type connections in most things.
  Good luck convincing him the public school is a good place to go during his day.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Drunken Uncle: You are the drunk mess of an uncle who must reside with the rest of your family. Good luck!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Drunk: You are pretty much in a state of constant inebriation.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hustler: -He is always interested in making deals and getting ahead. 
  -He is not necessarily all about money, but also about gaining influence and favours
  -He doesn't mind tricking people or telling white lies and half-truths. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Crafty: -Hustling, scamming, conning, he's got experience with it all.
  -He's very crafty and the more you talk with him, the more convincing he sounds
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Small Body, BIG Plans: -He's small and could easily get pushed around a lot if not for his quick wits. 
  -Sometimes he takes on more than he can handle and his plans snowball out of control
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One step ahead: -He's always trying to stay just one step ahead of everyone. Even when it looks like he's the underdog or he's run out of tricks, he always finds a way to profit from a situation.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Picky: Whether its food, clothing, or a certain way of doing things, you have your tried and true, and those you absolutely can't stand. And rarely, if ever do you venture into the unknown.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Easily Frustrated: What your family does always gets to your nerves, and it's easy for you to just... give up on them all.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Connected: You have friends and acquaintances who can get you anything you need.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Charismatic: Making people like you? Peace of cake.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Naive: Sometimes you can be clueless to the world around you. But sometimes that can be a good thing. People actually seem to like you when you're not busy scheming.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tell it like it is: She sees something and she says something about it, no sugar coating here.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Smooth Talker: When there is trouble, a silver tongue can calm all that ails.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Morals: Phil picks the worst times to get inconvenient feelings of guilt.