conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Subrosa University is a fine establishment of learning. Or it was, until the portals to other dimensions opened and slithering things from beyond the Veil began coming through. They stalked the weak. They devoured the unwary. They applied for grants. They started taking classes, just on nights and weekends.
  
  YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A TECHNO-DEMON is a game of comedy horror set in a sleepy Midwestern town. This is a world where summoning demons is easy and pulling all-night study sessions is hard; where warlocks and ghosts exist cheek-by-jowl with humans both extraordinary and mundane. 
  
  The characters play students, faculty and staff at the university, trying to get through another semester without being dragged off by a tentacled horror or sleeping through the midterms. Being a werewolf, vampire, ghost, or other supernatural being is not specified in the Nature, but you are welcome to add it to your description.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: De-Summoning Spray: Thrummond brand de-summoning solution with handy plastic applicator. Need it de-summoned, ïa, it's Thrummond!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: University Map: Hey, this could come in handy if you need to know where to go at some point! Granted, what are the chances?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: De-Summoning Spray: Thrummond 666% brand de-summoning spray solution with handy plastic applicator. When you need it de-summoned, ïa, it's Thrummond!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hedonistic: There's nothing you won't do... well, write your own joke here, I guess.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Overconfident: You don't know the meaning of the words “incredibly, hopelessly outmatched.”
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Resourceful: You can solve problems inventively and creatively, with almost no tools.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fearless: Nothing scares you! Except maybe that! But damned if you'll let anyone know it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Vengeful: You never forget a slight, no matter how... slight. You heard me.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Petty: There's no molehill so small that you can't make a mountain of it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Short-Fused: Like Vengeful, only you yell a lot and then let it blow over.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: So Very Tired: You can't muster up enough give-a-shit to solve this issue.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Reckless: LEEROY JENKINS
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Retire Somewhere Safe: Only two more days and you can go to Mexico. Or, like, Jersey.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Save Humanity: You're not the hero the university deserves, but you're the hero it has.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Graduate With Honors: Sure, your very soul is at risk, but good grades are EVERYTHING.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clueless: You literally have no idea what's going on, but forge ahead anyway.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Burnout: These are some far out monsters. Let's get lit and jump off the roof of our dorm. You enjoy imbibing the mind-altering substance of your choice and just relaxing... you know?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Party Animal: Lo there do I see the beer bong of my fathers. Lo there do I see the line of my fraternity or sorority, waiting for the bathroom. Lo I do soil myself in the halls of Phi Delta Schmoof, where the party shall last forever.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Professor Sanctimonious Clarke: Professor of art history and greater thaumotological ethics in 21st-century technoculture.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Panty Goblins: In an academic environment we prefer to use the term "undergarment manifestations," for which I used to also play bass.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Find Your Dorm: Can you survive the soul-blasting horror that is most likely your first college roommate? Find a dorm room.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Subrosa University: The Quad: Not so much a quad as a terrible non-Euclidian geometry which evokes gibbering madness.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sign Up for Classes: Will you get the classes you want? Will the classes you take even exist? These are existential questions at Subrosa.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Explore the University: There are wonderful and terrible secrets to be found at Subrosa. Like the good coffee shop, or a place to snog in the library.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Maintain Order: Help other students get around. Keep them from being devoured. Pick up after people.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Huevos Diablo: The mascot for the El Pollo de Lucha franchise. If you want to sign up for the contest, you've got to go through him. Why would anyone give him authority?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sugar Kobolds: They're in your dorm. In your bathroom. Maybe even in your book bag. They could be anywhere. Or anyone! Just kidding, they're easily identifiable. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Equip for Exploration: Have you even been near a campus store in the first week? Nightmare. Pick up what you need to explore the tunnels.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Subrosa University: The Store: More than just a campus bookstore, this place sells things no one should have at prices no one should charge.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dormitory Dread: A good dorm is essential to the experience. Quiet. Clean. Or at least not on the demon-haunted floor.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Absolute Normal: This is a really great school! People keep disappearing, though. Weird. Oh well, they probably just transferred or something, right? Also, witches aren't real.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Overachiever: An Ivy League graduate program is literally the only life worth living. Make a pact with a demon to get a good grade? Technically, that's an extracurricular activity. Grad schools love that.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Clueless Administrator: Magical oblivion notwithstanding, we're running an INSTITUTION OF LEARNING here, and the rules will be observed!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Disillusioned Academic: You've seen so much weird crap, it barely registers anymore. If a student gets devoured, that's one less paper to grade.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pleasure Seeker: Life is here for the living, and your body will never take this kind of abuse again! Whether it's sex, stunts, DVD binges, or good debate, you're all about the hedonism.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Serious Occultist: If people aren't going to even READ the ancient papyri, how will anything ever get done? We're facing a serious situation here, you sorry bunch of reprobates!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Devoted: People are your most important asset, and you stick by your friends.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: R.A. of Doom: You don't care if you're a sloppy drunk or the Archfiend of Karnassus, no visitors past 10 pm.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Quiet One: You're the one they have to watch out for. But no one is watching. Especially not now. Maybe you're sinister. Maybe you're just introverted. No one knows... yet!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Studious Slacker: Avoiding classes and work is more than science. It's art. And you are an artist. There is nothing you won't do for a chance to do nothing.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Superstitious Hippie: What's so blasphemous about peace, love, and understanding? If we can just communicate with the demons, we can all learn from each other!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Traumatized Staff: You've seen things these people wouldn't believe. Students on fire off the south commons. You've seen balance beams impact some gymnast's chest. All these moments... well they all sucked.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Vengeful Avenger: There are things that go bump in the night. You are the one who groin-punches back.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Charismatic: You know how to attract people (and things) to get what you want.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cunning: Rules were meant to be learned in detail, then broken.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Educated: Knowledge is power, and you are power-mad.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Lucky: Somehow you always get out of bad situations. Must be karma!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Orderly: You always have a plan. And a backup plan. And a backup to your backup.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Privileged: A problem? Here, put it on my platinum card.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stalwart: Never give up, never quote Galaxy Quest! But seriously, you never give up.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Unfazeable: Nothing much gets to you one way or the other.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Witty: We all die screaming in the grip of insane gods, so why not have a laugh?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Naive: There's no problem that pure optimism won't solve on its own! Yay!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Undermotivated: Call it inventive laziness. If there's a shortcut to be taken, you'll take it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Inflexible: Rules are rules. Once you decide how things should be, sometimes you just won't see what is.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Obsessed: Some people call it “monomania,” you call it “being really focused.”
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Craven: You want to live! LIVE! And not die like this! Not like anything, really, but especially not like this!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fragile: Sometimes, you just can't cope and you have to back away. Screaming.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bring Order to Chaos: Keep the routine of classes and life, despite all these occult shenanigans.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Burrito Eating Contest: ...or other hedonistic pursuit that you will probably take to your grave. In a few hours.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: End It All: Your life, the system, this institution, the demonic invasion, the food court... you'll burn it all down!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Find Your Courage: Reach within yourself and find the strength within! Or snap into a Slim Jim! Something!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get Famous: This is all going on Youtube you guys. We're gonna be stars!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Graduate With Sanity: You'll settle for a diploma and no life-long scars. Well, not where anyone can see them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Kill Shit and Break Things: Yeah, so it's not very complex as a motivation, but look at this game, people.  Look at it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sweet, Bloody Payback: Someone will pay for what they've done. With interest. Cash only. And sales tax. Void where prohibited. Do not machine wash.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Up All Night to Get Lucky: If we're all going to die, you might as well die happy. Wink-nudge? Huh? Yeah? Sorry.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Redemption: You did something bad and it's time to atone. Without jail time. Let's not get nuts.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Teach Something: One day these rotten little shits will thank you for all they've learned. Those that live, anyway.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Optimistic: It doesn't matter how long the wait, or how annoying the demon. Something good *will* happen in the future.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Guts of Steel: After years of some of the worst coffee imaginable, and late night foods even more indescribably alien to our dimension, plus ingesting countless tons of deadly chemicals, digestion has become a force of nature.