conversations.from: system
conversations.value: You're the suave, sophisticated secret agent known as Bond.  James Bond.  You're the epitome of the spy profession, a legend in your own time.
  
  Or so you think.  In reality, you're one of many Bonds... but you all believe you're the real one.
  
  This is a zany comedy spy game, with multiple Bonds.  Expect mad villains, Scooby-Doo unmasks, plots that make no sense, and so forth.
  
  For your character, describe your Bond's current mission, and tell a little about their cover identity (so you're not all immediately introducing yourselves as Bond to each other).  Name your character with their cover ID name.  If you can find a picture of the actor/actress for your Nature to use - preferably as un-Bond-like a picture of them as you can - that'd be great, but it's not required.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nobody Does It Better: And 'it' is seduction.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A View to a Kill: You're the best when it comes to sniping.  Your ideal mission is one where you never come with a hundred yards of the target.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Strange Bedfellows: Seduce the enemy... or ally... or whoever.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've Clearly Underestimated Me: ... just as I intended!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Explosive Toothpicks: Blued titanium, with a shaped blast capable of penetrating up to four inches of steel plate.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Car: There've been budget cuts.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Guadalajara - Hotel Morales: Of course, you're staying at one of the finest hotels in the city. And you're certain it will come with enemy spies galore.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Find The Enemy Agent: You'll find an enemy agent... even if you have to make one!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Bar: Of course you're going to visit the bar.  For an MI6 agent, that's just standard procedure.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Staff: The staff always knows which guests have secrets to hide.  Time to butter some of them up.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Lazenby: Smart and quick, you're also loyal and skilled.  No one likes you anyway.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Man With The Golden Gun: You've always got the right gadget at the right time.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It Comes From Not Growing Up at All: Dangerous? Of course it is. That's why you do it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Connery: You're a little rough around the edges, willing to get in there and get physical, but with plenty of charm and a Scottish accent on top of it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Moore: Always with the gadgets.  Quick, agile, with a bit of a wit, you're most often remembered with your trademark sardonic smile.  At times, you're a bit of a Saint.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A View To Kill: You're the best when it comes to sniping. Your ideal mission is one where you never come with a hundred yards of the target.    
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The World Is Not Enough: Nothing can come between you and your loyalty to Queen and country.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dalton: Smart and quick, you're also loyal and skilled, and people like you!  Too bad they keep confusing you with this Nigel Sinclair fellow....
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You Know My Name: Everyone knows who you are and what you're capable of. Just speaking your name can elicit a wide array of responses.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Brosnan: Suave and sophisticated, you manage to Steele yourself for things, but it's made you a bit cold on the inside. All you really want, though, is a good woman you could Holt onto.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rigg: "Bond. Jane Bond."
  
  You're the wild card, the unexpected one. As good in a fight as anyone, you can also outride anyone, if you just have a good Steed.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Craig: Cold as ice on the inside, hard and sleek on the outside. You're a killer from the word 'go'. Now if you just knew the word 'stop'....
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Destroy The Super Weapon: Someone out there intends on holding the world ransom by threat of destruction. You have to get out there in order to find and destroy their doomsday device.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Foil The Assassination: Someone has been marked for death, and it's your job to stop any killers that are sent to take care of them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hathaway: "Bond. Jayne Bond."
  
  You've got 99 problems, the biggest one being you always seem to play second fiddle to an idiot. But you've got charm, looks, and, most of all, incredible agility.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Kill The Mastermind: An evil organization must be headed by a devious an evil individual, and it's your mission to find this person and take them out.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Assassinate the Foil: The Dictator may just be a figurehead, but he's an important one - without him, popular support of the Junta will fail. It's your job to take him out.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Stakes Have Never Been Higher: You've been tasked with meeting and beating a gimmicky individual at their own game - be it shooting, poker, or otherwise.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Casino Royale: You're an expert on all forms of gambling - Blackjack, Baccarat, Craps, producing Batman movies, and, most especially, Strip Poker.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I've Always Got a Stiff One - and I Don't Mean Drink: You like the ladies a little too much. Okay, a lot too much.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Shaken or Stirred? Who the Hell Cares?: Strong drink is your poison. The stronger, the better.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You Only Live Twice: You can defy death at every turn. Traps, assassins, bombs, you sidestep these with ease and look cool the whole time. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I Know Him, But Not Socially: You've accumulated more than a few enemies, from doing the Oddjob here and there. Watch your Jaws.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Kill The Dead Man: Some people just won't die - no matter how many times you've killed them already. This time you have to make sure they stay dead.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I Didn't Recognize You With Your Clothes On: If Facebook had enemy statuses, yours would all be 'It's Complicated'.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nobody Does It Better: ... and 'it' is seduction. No one can resist your charm and pithy one-liners.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Other Guy With a License to Kill: You aren't the only super spy out there - in fact, this one has been sent to take care of you. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Always With the Funny: You always have to give a one-liner - even if that means taking a risk of not making it out in time.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I've Got the Golden Gun, Not the Golden Gloves: You're pretty hopeless in a fist fight. Better hope they don't take your gun.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Licence to Kill: ... and to use British spelling. But seriously, you're the best at killing people up close. You even have a piece of paper that says so.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A Looming SPECTRE: You've ticked off the wrong organization, and now they're going to kill you and everyone you love.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Find the Imposter: Someone out there is pretending to be you. You need to find them and take them out.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: So Many Geeks: They're everywhere. They're in the way.
  And worst of all, they're making commentary.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Takoff Madress: A stunning beauty, in more ways than one.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Who Wrote These Rules?: "... except on such days as specified in section IIIB.6a, paragraph 4, unless it is currently raining, in which case...."
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ashley FitzRichard: When they told you Trebek's handler was a former model with beautiful, long red hair, this wasn't what you pictured.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Q: Always be kind to the people who supply your gadgets.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Beard of Power: YOU HAVE OFFENDED THE BEARD AND NOW YOU MUST DIE
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Kunoichi: A female ninja - mistress of disguise and death!  Blending quite well with the crowd here....
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hotel Morales - The Grand Ballroom: They weren't kidding about the 'grand' part.  You could seat two full orchestras in here and still have space for a ballroom competition.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Introductions: Getting to know you, getting to know all about you....
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bond Girl: I must say, this is a rather remarkable point of view...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: From Russia With Love: "Oh, James, James... Will you make love to me all the time in England?"
  
  "Day and night.  Go on about the lector."
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I Didn't Recognize You With Your Clothes On: If Facebook had enemy statuses, yours would all be 'It's Complicated'.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Find the Imposter: Someone out there is pretending to be you. You need to find them and take them out.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Suck it Trebek! : That game show host thought he could mock me, did he? Well I'll show him!
  
  Who has two thumbs and is going to be laughing when the body and pussy count comes rolling in?  THIS GUY!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Blind Luck: Sometimes being a highly trained super spy isn't enough.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gadget Malfunction: Oh, come on Q!  Why the hell can't you make something that works?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The World Is Not Enough: You have the attention span of a gnat, if that gnat had attended extravagant galas in all seven continents prior to this conversation. While on Adderol.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: And youth is no guarantee of innovation: You make MacGyver look like a toddler playing with blocks.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Southern Courtesy: Any Southern gentleman worth his salt is always courteous and polite - even when he's insulting you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Jealous : If you can't have it your way. Whining is the next best option.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A Pair of Jugs has never killed anyone...: You tend to assume everything female is a harmless "Bond girl", despite the glaring katana in her belt.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Name's...: You can't help but fall into your old patterns, even when under cover. Someone is bound to notice.