conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Index Finger and The Cerebral Cortex, one is a intelligent, the other's inane. They're laboratory hamsters, their genes are disasters.
  
  Each and every night, their plot will be explained, before the sun gives any sight, The world will be gained.
  
  Their evening actions, are as simple as fractions, to prove their hamster utility, they'll act with futility.
  
  Moo?
  
  No cussing, swearing, expletives, crudity, or sexuality is allowed. This should be rated G and then Bowdlerized.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Popular Trivia: Enough knowledge of popular trivia to have something to say in every situation.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Eval Dumbosmirk: A genius at creating machines from items at local stores, is always happy, and loves nothing more than fighting with a good friend. The gadgets work marvelously until they blow up spectacularly.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Novice Oneironaut: Dreams of asserting control in nocturnal imagery.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Moo: Wants to moo in 12 different languages simultaneously.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Larry: Larry tries to be the third person in any dynamic duo. If he stays long, everything is bound to fail in undeserved ways.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Professor: Knows all scientific facts, albeit not always right away. Has a penchant for creating advanced items out of coconuts.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: ACME Labs: A laboratory of advanced testing.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The cage: An experimental hamster cage.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: John Malkovich: Being known by his own name, makes it hard to think of or say anything else.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A Lert: One of the many lerts, due to a sudden explosion of there population. Has been suggested hat lerts are the predecessors of tribbles.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Orange Juice Factory: Concentrates 3 times the average.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dehydrated Water Concentrate: Add water to this to produce a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Immovable Object: Everything about this item is shrouded in mystery.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tree Chip: A chip off the Old Tree.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nice: Is nice to a fault. At which point somebody has to pay.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Curiosity: An insatiable curiosity that causes trouble if there are no cats around.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Suggest: Implants suggestions into the weak minded by staring into their eyes.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Happiness: Remains happy 98.765% of the time, no matter what.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Alphabets: Knows the alphabet backward. Has a hard time the other way around.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Punster: Makes terrible puns and just the wrong times.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fumbler: Unable to put things together easily and reliably.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One word wonder: Finds just the right word in every situation.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fear: Even the courageous fear Fear itself.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Moo: You want to moo in 12 different languages simultaneously.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Foodie: Try every variety of a particular food.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cow Tools: Find the fabled Cow Tools, and return them to the fabled Cow King.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Trvialist: Enough knowledge of popular trivia to have something to say in every situation.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cow Tools: Noone knows what these implements do.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Don Quixote: Has a quixotic eponym with peculiar pronunciation, an affinity for chivalry, and a habit of renaming people.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Guy Valentine: Being born on February 14th has been granted many strange birthday wishes, the ability to manage people and businesses with a smile, and hating everybody just the same.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Harry Gadget: Has the dumb luck of looking like famous people, of being the rare person with *that* special ability, and of being attributed kudos for everyone else's work. Though completely helpless when alone.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Eval Dumbosmart: A genius at creating machines from items at local stores, is always happy, and loves nothing more than fighting with a good friend. The gadgets work marvelously until they blow up spectacularly.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sir Garbagepile: An enterprising refuse pile in the shape of a starship, happily gives sagely advice.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ping the Magic Duck: Having a controversial childhood and being a master at communicative protocol, has lessons for everyone, though not everyone agrees with them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Resourceful: Makes many things from many other things, at least temporarily.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stained Glasses: These spectacles show the alignment and special attributes of items within sight.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ring of Keys: A ring with many keys on it.  All the keys save one are for adornment and cannot be removed. The one true key opens the lock in front of you. The entire ring is disposable, disappearing after a single use.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Moonbeams: A jar filled with moonbeams, ready for you to carry home.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Chemistry Set: A row of beakers with their stands, complete with bunsen burners and simmering liquids of various colors.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: King Me: A game of checkers locks the door in front of you. Beat the unseen opponent and open the door.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Shoe Switch: On a whim, can untie and remove a pair of shoes, and put on and tie a new pair very quickly.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pronunciation: Accurately pronounces languages upon seeing them, regardless of whether the meaning is known.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Jump: Able to put shoes near a person and jump over them (the shoes), surreptitiously removing all valuables from the person.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Assert: Confident in having a keen understanding of all things, can change the nature of objects by strength of assertion alone.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Knowledgeclaven: Sounds knowledgable about every subject, complete with fun facts and minor anecdotes.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Son of Kermit: Out of order speaks words. Aphasiatic response, harder-trying causes.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Out of Sync: Mouth starts and stops moving before any voice comes out of it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Will Crusher: Crushes the ego of everyone around by being amazingly adept at complex equations and a clueless snob while doing so.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Shiny Pants: A pair of pants so shiny it can hypnotize an airline passengers in line of sight.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Punky: Wears colorful mismatched socks of every sort. Though not all of them at the same time.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hard of Hearing: Speaks softly without carrying a big stick.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Long winded: Relates stories in excruciating detail, clearly enunciating  each and every word.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Insufficient Data: Unable to use contractions or words with more than three syllables.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Conjuntivitis: Periodically gripped by a distinct fear of the word "and", avoiding it when speaking, writing, or listing choices.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mimicry: Naturally mimics nearby people very well, causing humor for everyone but the mimicked.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Better than Everyone Else: Due to a competitive childhood, you try to be better than everyone else. Become an expert in at least one area.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Experience: Make an experience worth having and grow the value of your soul.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Respect: Work earnestly to earn the respect of the people in you are closest to.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Leaper: Leaps before looking, dashing headlong into situations without scrutiny.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cow King: The king of all cows, once residing in his secret lair, has recklessly gone forth in search for his lost tools.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fly: Turns into a fly with a cape. Both of which can leap over tall buildings.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bind on Pickup: This item cannot be given away, though it does seem to fit on the back of a truck.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Novice Oneironaut: Assert control after attaining lucidity in a dream. Carry out a test or two.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Borne Reddy: A piece of stone that has been red since it was hewn from a mountain.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Guy Valentine: Being born on February 14th has granted many strange birthday wishes, the ability to manage people and businesses with a smile, and hating everybody just the same.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tools of the Trade: These nearly mythical tools, while not quite fabled, have been used by many, both man and bovine, to perform fabled feats of derring-do.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No Moves Left: Unfortunately, everyone's luck runs out sometimes, and this is that time. With nowhere left to run, your only option is to turn and fight.