conversations.from: system
conversations.value: St. Louis, Missouri, 1925.
   
  Prohibition is in full swing and the Lackadaisy speakeasy is in its heyday. The dance floor is packed every night; the sounds of jazz and laughter permeate the limestone walls of the ritzy, literally underground club. Owner Atlas May runs a small empire, with prolific sources of booze, staff who knows how to throw a party at the drop of a hat, and enough muscle to keep it all safe and then some. Yes, the best of the best in the business, anyone who’s anyone, works for Atlas May. So when things take an unexpected turn south, surely his elite team can handle the job, right?
  
  Well… no. They could, you see, except they’re already handling another crisis outside of town.
  
  Guess it’s up to you poor schmucks to fix this instead.
  
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  Welcome to the world of Lackadaisy, based off of the online comic of the same name.  http://www.lackadaisy.com
  
  Some knowledge of the comic will be helpful in joining, but is not necessary. If you have some knowledge of the 1920’s Prohibition Era in America and are enthused with the idea of replacing the humans with comically murderous anthropomorphic cats, that will suffice. We will be playing a little fast and loose with the setting – even the comic itself has a few 1930’s anachronisms in it.
  
  You’ll be playing the part of either a rookie gun for hire, newbie rumrunner, or a member of staff who usually does not handle the wild and dangerous side of the bootlegging business. Fan characters only, all canon characters are off doing their thing, though your characters may know them\know of them, and we may run across them as NPCs from time to time.
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bartender: You know how to mix that bathtub swill with something palatable so the patrons can drink it down.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wait Staff: People want their booze and cigarettes brought to the table on a tray, after all.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Band Member: What's booze without a little music? You play an instrument, you sing, you entertain.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Doorman: You monitor the door and make sure everyone has their club-shaped pin on in way of a password.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gambling Supervisor: You help people part with their money with the promise of other money they will never get. Be it cards or dice, you know your stuff.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dancer: Entertainment on the stage and on the dance floor. You know how to move for hours on end and how to smile through the pain.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bouncer: Intoxicated people sometimes need the bum's rush. You have no problem with removing rowdy patrons when they get uppity.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Rookie Bootlegger: You know the ropes of where to find the hooch and how to get it back to the establishment without drawing undue attention.... usually.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hired Gun: You're good at shooting things when things need shooting!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clever: You think on your feet and can find creative ways to solve problems.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Strong: Maybe you're not a tank, but you've got some muscle to throw around.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Create Your Own: What drives you?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All for the Voot: You're just here for the money. Everything you do is driving you toward the next pay check.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Reputation: You're building a name for yourself in your not-so-respected field. All things point to recognition.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Schmoozer: You've got buckets of charm and you know how to use it in a conversation. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Balled Up: You're not exactly hitting on all sixes these days. Be it a worn out body or a worn out mind, you've been better.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: In a Lather: Your anger gets the better if you sometimes, usually with dangerous results for the nearest person. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dewdropper: You're a shiftless layabout when it comes right down to it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Little Daisy Cafe: The adorable front for the Lackadaisy Speakeasy. Great sandwiches and breakfast pastries. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lackadaisy Speakeasy - Ballroom: Hidden in natural limestone tunnels beneath the Little Daisy Cafe.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Clever: You're quick to understand, learn, and adapt in any situation.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Piker: You look out for number one. The result is selfishness and cowardice. You call it being smart.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Don't Know from Nothing : You're lacking in experience with the world.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Rube: Something of an unsophisticated country bumpkin. You are uneducated, lacking in social graces, and generally rude.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hoofer: You are quick on your feet and can move with grace.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Know Your Onions: You've been around long enough to know a thing or two from experience.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Big Six: You're plenty strong. Maybe no tank, but you've got the scrapping muscle to back up what you say.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Redemption: You did something in the past that you want to atone for.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Regular Mrs. Grundy: You're the best and you know it. Self-righteously moralistic and superior.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hair of the Dog: You need your nightly fix of giggle water, least you get the shakes.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Something Worth Having: You're on a personal search to give it all meaning.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Eagle-Eyed: You see details others miss and have deadly accuracy with a firearm.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Awkward: Sometimes you can’t even keep track of your own limbs.    
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Taking Wooden Nickels : You can be wreckless and outright stupid.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Milquetoast: You're very timid and don't like to do anything that might get you in trouble. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Drugstore Cowboy: You're looking for a snuggle bunny. Maybe you don't want a long term relationship... but maybe that'd be nice, too. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hayburner: You're an unreliable race horse. People have lost plenty by putting faith in you before.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hayburner: You're an unreliable race horse. People have lost plenty by putting faith in you before. You're looking to change that.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Live Wire: You're a little ball of energy and you can put it to good use.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: On the Lam: You've got a record with the police already and a few little outstanding warrants. You need to keep a low profile.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: On the Level: You're honest and people know that - or at least they *think* they know that - so they trust you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Palooka: You're an outsider with this group. Maybe you want to change that. Maybe you want to keep it that way.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pushover: With the right words, you can be convinced to do anything.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Trip for Biscuits: Wild goose chase 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Splifficated: Now is the time to get drunk!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sitting Pretty: You find yourself in a prime position to make an impression around here, or at the very least, make yourself some extra cash.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Screaming Meemies: The shakes
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Rain Pitchforks: Heavy rain
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fire Extinguisher: Will the crowd be your chaperone to reel you back in from last night's high? Or is a little flirting and maybe some dancing in order?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Chicago Typewriter: A handy little Thompson Sub-Machine Gun
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Behind the Eight Ball: In a difficult position
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Piggy Chopper Squad!: Okay, no. They’re not actually pigs. They’re some gun-totting cats in pig masks. But looks like that driver, what-was-his-name, wasn’t completely off his rocker after all!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: -Create Your Own-: Create your own card. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: -Create Your Own-: Crafts your own card. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: -Create Your Own-: Creates your own card. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: -Create Your Own-: Create your own card. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Palooka: You're an outsider with this group. Maybe you want to change that. Maybe you want to keep it that way. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Learn the Ropes: You think you could get used to this business. Here's a chance to learn from the best. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Prove Yourself: You're going to prove your worth, be it to someone specific, the world at large, or just yourself.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Scene of the Flaming Truck : A normal day on the streets of St. Louis, with a delivery truck that just so happens to be on *fire.*
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Coppers: You don't want to draw the attention of the police, now, do you? 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mitzi May: Ms. M to those who know her well. Wife to Atlas May, which kind of, sort of, makes her your boss, too. At least, she thinks it does when the boss is away. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Save the Driver! : The driver is unconscious and still in the flaming truck! Pull him out, quick, before there's an explosion! 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Crowd Control: The crowd doesn't realize this truck could explode tremendously any second. Get them back without alerting them to the illegal nature of the cargo. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Salvage the Booze! : Grab a crate if you can, before the whole thing goes up! 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Truck Driver: His name is Jim. Or Ken. Or something. You're not really sure, and he's maybe not in an ideal state to clear that up for you. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pick-Up Location: An old building in the middle of nowhere. Isn't this the scene of some ghost stories you heard as a kid? 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Captain Kehoe: The old ship captain is selling to you in this emergency. It would have to be an emergency for anyone to resort to his coffin varnish. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Lackadaisy Speakeasy - Back Room: This isn't really a dressing room. It's not really a practice room. It's.... well, it's more of a cave, really. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Creepy Forest Road: Now you're really sure this place is from a ghost story you heard somewhere...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Broken Down Truck: Of all the times, of the places, for the truck to break down...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Oncoming Car: There's a car! 
  Yay, there's a car! 
  ...oh, no! There's a car! 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mysterious Men with Guns: Three guys who look very shady. You're pretty sure they're part of a rival gang.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Blood is Thinker: You just want everything to be okay in the end. Keeping your people safe is the top priority, by any mean necessary, whether they want your help or not. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mitzi May [Peaches]: Ms. M to those who know her well. Wife to Atlas May, which kind of, sort of, makes her your boss, too. At least, she thinks it does when the boss is away. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Copacetic: Time to check on your fellow heroes and make sure everyone's alright.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cash Advance: You'll get the rest when the job is done.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Step Up: You're ready to be brave and bold and generally show the world who's boss! ....somehow. You'll figure that part out as you go.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Behind the Eight Ball : Well, what are you going to do about the product now that the truck won't start? 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Spooks: Everyone will forgive you if you're a bit jumpy right now, right? Right?  This place is haunted, you know.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Take Cover: Duck behind the nearest thing you can!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Take Cover!: Duck behind the nearest thing you can!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Leg Injury: That jerk back there cut your leg. It's not too deep, but you're starting to feel it drag you down.
  [This card must be played before another Strength can be played.] 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Car Chase: Follow that car!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cry Havoc!: And let slip the dogs of war!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hell is Empty [Stubby]: And all the devils are here.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pigs!: Okay, no. They're not actually pigs. They're some gun-totting cats in pig masks. But looks like that driver, what-was-his-name, wasn't completely off his rocker after all!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bottles of Hootch: There is alcohol absolutely everywhere!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tire Iron: Oh, that's a nifty improvised weapon.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tire Iron: Oh, that's a nifty improvised weapon.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pig Mask: ...that thing is seriously creepy.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sitting Pretty: You find yourself in a prime position to get some perks, some extra cash, maybe a little promotion.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Messenger: Every outfit needs someone to get word from place to place. You're fast on your feet and you know the area like the back of your hand.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Always Jawing: You always have some kind of smart remark, and you never seem to know when to *shut up already*.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tiny: He doesn't like to admit it, but Garvan finds there are some real benefits to being as small as he is. There are places he can go that others can't, and it's pretty easy to avoid notice.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Scrawny: Stubby has his name for a reason, and it isn't just his nub of a tail. He's a short little thing and he doesn't have much in the way of physical strength. Sometimes that can be a big problem.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Permanent Bad Mood: Garvan is...not a particularly cheerful lad. He seems to have a permanent dark cloud over him, and to take *just about everything* personally.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Love: You are just so full of love that you can't contain it. Here, have some!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ruined Shoes: When a girl only has one good pair of shoes, ruining it is a big problem.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nightmares of War: Jack doesn't talk much about his time in the war. Jack doesn't talk much.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Strong: You've lifted heavier things than a tray full of hooch.  Yer drunken da for instance.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bravado: Garvan is small, but bold. Say what you want about how *wise* it might be, but it's hard to get him to back down from *anything*.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: War Vet: Jack fought in the great war. He doesn't talk about it much.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heels: You know how to dance in heels. You don't know how to push a truck in them.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Family: You feel like this ragamuffin group is your new family and you'll do anything to protect them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dangerous Curves: You have a body masterfully shaped by endless hours of practice. Why not use it to your advantage?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Get Everyone Home Safe : Jack just wants to get everyone home safe, so he can climb into his bed and forget the day. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: War Experience : Some say war teaches you to be a man, Jack says, it only teaches you to kill a man.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Anger Management: You should really count to ten before you do things. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Moxie: You're going to get through this one way or another. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cool Under Pressure : Sometimes keeping a level head is more important that how well you do something.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Far too good at this: You have no skill with guns, how on earth did you become a killing machine.