conversations.from: system
conversations.value: You're a proud employee of the Hosker Supplies Company - or, more likely, you're a slightly fed-up employee who's only working there until something better comes along. The office Christmas party approaches, and you know that just like last year and the year before it's going to be an excruciating ordeal full of sour eggnog, off-tune Christmas carols and way too much employee drama. 
  
  You'd just skip it, but the big boss likes to hand out bonuses in person. No party, no bonus.
  
  So put on your glad rags and paste on a smile - it's time to party!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Create your own: Secretary, line manager, IT guy? The possibilities are endless.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Boss's Office: Wait, it has a *window*?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Secret Santa: Shhh...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Supply Closet: Pens, staplers, hidden stashes...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Boss: He's not a bad guy, really...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Office Gossip: The walls have ears...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Boss's Wife: She *seems* nice enough, but one wrong word could mean the end of your job...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: That Weird Guy from Insurance: Ugh, who invited him?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Create your own: Maybe you're patient. Or smart. Or maybe you're the only person who can fix the copier...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Create your own: Please note not EVERYBODY can have 'a deep simmering resentment' as their weakness.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Create your own: Confess your unrequited crush? Suck up to the boss? Or just make it out in one piece.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Office: The ol' cubicle farm.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Kitchen: I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF STOP STEALING MY YOGURT FROM THE COMMUNAL FRIDGE
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Explain your motives: Julie from Accounting actually *likes* Christmas parties. What's your excuse?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Annoying Intern: He *really* wants to tell you about this great book he's just finished...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Last Out the Party: Just a few more hours to go...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Have an Embarrassing Moment: Woopsie... 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Get Fired: Clear out your desk by Monday!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your Secret is Discovered: Now everybody knows.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Follow Your Heart: You've dreamed of this too long - now go for it!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Quit: You're too good for this place anyway.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Get a Promotion: You're on the fast track to success.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sales: By telephone and in person, you're one of the 'superstars' who brings in the clients.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Charming: You're easy on the eyes, your smile melts the iciest of hearts, and you know what to say to make people happy - sometimes in spite of themselves.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Insecure: Beneath all that self-assurance and ambition lies deep-seated self-doubt, obviously, and when that mask threatens to slip, you can get pretty defensive.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Climb the ladder: You really want to drop the 'junior' from 'sales executive', and you know there's an opening coming up. You just have to convince the management that you're ready to play with the big kids.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I.T. Girl: "Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?  No?  Well, try it now.  Okay, did that fix it?  Cool.  Bye."  *click*  "Idiot."
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Problem Solving: Every day at work it's the same old problem - coworkers be stupid - but that doesn't mean that's the *only* problem I know how to solve...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Doesn't Suffer Fools: Fools can suffer, though.  Just ask me to fix your computer because "Internet Explorer is too slow".  I dare you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Survive: Get the bonus.  Get out.  Don't get fired.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: HR: You've been through all the training, you've given much of it. You're there to make sure everyone can get along, follows all the rules, and try to keep people from suing each other.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Experienced: You've been around for a long time. You know the company and its employees more than most others.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: From a Different Time: Age doesn't just bring wisdom. For you, you're still stuck in the past, where women were treated differently, and they didn't seem to complain.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Squeeze the company for everything you can: You will have all the free food you can manage. All the free booze you can drink. Everything the company offers, you will take.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Noob: Your official job title might put you in marketing, but to just about everyone here you're just the "new gal in marketing."
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Unflappable: This isn't you're first rodeo; you're pretty used to dealing with an office's oddballs.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Resting &!$%#face: So your default expression makes you look like you're either bored to hell or about to punch someone. If people would just *talk* to you...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Brand Manager: Your job is to build the Hosker brand and broker larger deals between the company and other companies. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Very Friendly: You're super friendly and just thrilled to pieces to see everyone. You get along easily with pretty much everyone and certainly no one can say you're not really nice.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Very Friendly: Sometimes people misinterpret your friendliness. Sometimes you just get on people's nerves. Sometimes you genuinely can't tell when someone doesn't you around. Being friendly isn't always a good thing.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Keep Your Secrets: Sure everyone has secrets, but you're a little worried yours might get out. Better make sure no one finds out.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Admin assistant: You're the creative one so any time someone wants a pretty flyer in a hurry, you're the go-to girl. This isn't quite what you had in mind when you did that fine art photography degree though.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Life thro a lens: Attention to detail is your thing, you don't miss much.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Life thro a lens: You're a wallflower by nature, an observer rather than a participant.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Under the radar: Show your face but don't attract any attention. If people only remember you were there, everything will be fine.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Trapped in the Closet : You're pretty deep in the closet and you plan on keeping that life a secret. There are plenty of problems that come along with that secrecy and how you deal with it though. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Inappropriate Crusher: Shut up, Wesley.