conversations.from: system
conversations.value: *Sir George the Gallant was he called*
  *From Whencisworth he came*
  *The peasants they were all enthralled*
  *And did shout out his name*
  
  *Sir George! Sir George!*
  *Please hear our plea,*
  *And lend us your strong hand,*
  *Sir George! Sir George!*
  *Do save our land,*
  *And set all of us free.*
  
  *The bravest bantam knight was he,*
  *All burnished up in gold,*
  *And all the ladies sighed to see*
  *His derring-do so bold.*
  
  *Sir George! Sir George!* 
  *Please hear our plea...*
  
  You've heard of the heroes - they're the ones who get the songs sung about them and the flowers flung at them. But what is a hero, really? Is it shiny armour and a dashing steed, or is it something more? Do you have to start off heroic, or is it something you *become*?
  
  ***
  
  **The premise**: A short fantasy game about a bunch of low-lifes who assume the identities of out-of-commission heroes in order to claim a reward but end up being drawn into saving a town from a terrible threat.
  
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Low Life: The lowest of the low, even snails look down on you. *Snails*.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sneaky: Sneak sneak sneak.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Daring: You try where others quail.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Experienced: You've seen a lot of things in your day. A whole lotta things.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Thorough: You never leave anything to chance.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Creative: MacGuyver is your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Convincing: Who cares what you say as long as it sounds good?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cowardly: Hiding is always the best strategy.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Greedy: One day you're not going to be able to get your hand out of the cookie jar.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Impetuous : You don't understand the meaning of the words 'tread carefully'.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Crude: You're not exactly a people person.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Naive: Despite your lot in life, you haven't learned much about how the world works.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Paranoid: You know what might be lurking in the shadows, and you won't let it catch you unawares.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Goooooooooooold!: You want cash, plain and simple.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Impress that Someone Special: There's someone you want to think well of you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Change your Lot in Life: You know things could get better than this, if you only caught a lucky break...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Be Good: Being bad isn't all it's cut out to be. You rather think you'd like to go good.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Do Good: The people are crying out for a hero! 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Eirik son of Eirik: Sir Boldan's new... page? Squire? Something.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A crazy idea...: But it just might work!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tiny dragon!: It would really lend your act some verisimilitude if you were to get the dragon on your side... 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: First Impressions: You've got to convince these people you're the real deal. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Innkeeper: Keeper of the finest lodgings in town. Has a minor problem you could help him with...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Melisandre: The very definition of a 'lady fair'. Not the circus with all the busty women, the other kind.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A song, a song!: You knew this was bound to happen eventually...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tiny dragon: This dragon is turning out to be more trouble than you thought...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A Hero's Response: Your aid is requested - how will you respond?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Prepare Yourselves!: What does one need to fight potentially magical brigands, anyway? 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Magic Staff: So you've got these fancy staves... might be good if you could actually use them. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Which Way Did He Go, George?: Takes a brigand to know a brigand, eh?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One of you is a donkey now: Yeah. That happened.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Find Ham: Your ass is lost. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ham's Transformation: Glowing toadstools, a magic staff and a hero's sword... that's a potent combination. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Knight: A defender of justice, you keep your armour nice and shiny.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Noble: You defend the weak and help the needy.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Goody Two-shoes: It turns out there is such a thing as being *too* good, and you're it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Do Good!: What more is there?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Crude: You're not exactly a people person.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Crude: You're not exactly a people person.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Thorough: You never leave anything to chance.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cut-purse: Valuables are not safe around you, particularly if they are in a bag or pocket that can be quietly slit.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Weak: You're even less strong than you look, which is saying something.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heroically Educated: Your parents, and grandparents, and geat-grandparents, have seen a lot of adventure in their days. And forced you to learn all about it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Slothful: Someone else can help these people.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Shadow: You walk in darkness, for there you have power.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Evasive: Difficult to pin down, in battle or in conversation.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Distrustful: Other people will only let you down and hurt you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clear Your Name: You're bad, but you're not *that* bad.  Surely there's some way to prove it?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Find your Place: Do you live up to your family's expectations, or make a different life for yourself?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stealthy: You're used to operating in shadows and crowds, getting in and out before you're noticed.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Coin: You're making money, but it's risky and not fast enough. You'd love to move up a level.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Trained for Combat: You know how to hold a weapon and lay out a battle plan. In theory.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cowardly: Retreat is always a valid strategy.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Deserter: You used to be a soldier. Now no more.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lady of the Evening: There are a number of euphemisms for what you do for a living as a member of one of the oldest professions. Like the politicians who populate the other one, you sell yourself.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Swindler: These days, it's hard to earn an honest living. Good thing a dishonest one comes easily.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gift of Gab: Charisma. Warmth. Well-concealed sleaze. You'd make a good car salesman in another universe.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Proud: Maybe you've bought into a few of your own tales.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Lion In Winter: Legendary once, but all those who might have seen the legend are dead, or scattered to the four winds, or both. Now only dim memories and aching joints remain.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Make a Name for Yourself: Fame or infamy, either would suit you well.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Old Tricks: They're just as good as they new ones, and I've got a whole bag full of them.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Old Bones: The spirit is willing, but the bones doth creak.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I Can Be Bought...: ...but I stays bought.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Noble Blood: Descended from royalty...or at least that's what his mother told him. Actually he is the likely bastard son of a faux noble family driven into exile due to their despotic rule.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Performer/Bard: Only the most skilled of performers could hope to receive such praise across the land. Well, you're not one of them. After years of squeaking out rhymes in dimly lit taverns, its the only life you know.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Theatrics: With a loud booming voice and a lack of hesitation either makes you a commanding presence...or an excellent distraction.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Proud: You refuse to acknowledge your flaws. any of them. This is a flaw. You're just too perfect to stoop anywhere below your station.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Impress a Lady: Its always a lady, isn't it?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Highwayman: I prefer *'knight of the road'.* Cause knights are all noble-like, and wear pretty armor and van-ceesh evil and serve the... y'know what, just stand n' deliver. Yeah.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Adaptable: I suppose you think livin' outta the hedges is like a picnic on your pappy's lawn. Sure. *Suppose* that there basket *weren't* there, hmm? What you gonna do? What you gonna do?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Greedy: Only three kinds of folk in this here world, mate. Those that don't got stuff, those that got stuff, and those that *keep getting stuff.* Guess which you talkin' at? No prizes.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Stuff: And while we talkin' about stuff, there's a *lotta* stuff in this here world, mate. Gold ain't everythin', and I mean to take *everythin'* down wit me to the hot place. You feel me?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Con Artist: You trick people into thinking you're someone you're not. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Believable: You're pretty good at passing yourself off as who you want to. Everything you say just sounds so *honest.*
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Forgetful: Every now and then, you lose track of some of the details. And it can be hard to remember some new ones. It's hard living so many lives! 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Straighten Up: You don't really LIKE this life, but at this point, you're not really sure how to stop. Maybe you can find an opportunity to be a little better. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lady of the evening.: There are a number of euphemisms that have been used to describe your job. Choose whichever one helps you sleep at night.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fool's Apprentice: A buffoon, a mummer, a jackanapes: they say it's what you're best suited to. What do they know?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Witty: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Or are they laughing _at_ you...?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stop that!: Sometimes, you just don't know when to quit being silly.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Need to be taken seriously: You don't _want_ to be silly--you want to be taken seriously.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Just one kiss: Well, maybe more would be nice...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Failed Actor: Even the peasants threw eggs at your soliloquy.  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Astounding Rhetoric: You can enunciate with the best of them - most of it is begged, borrowed or stolen, but who cares?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Utterly Unreliable: You make it up as you go along...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Grifter: A self-made man through willfully deluding the gullible.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Charisma: Who needs combat skills!?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Street Urchin: You're used to a hardscrabble life on the streets, doing whatever you gotta do to get by for another day.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A Little Respect: You may be young, but you still deserve to be taken seriously. You're just as valuable to a group as any of 'em!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Brave: You're not scared, you'll try anything twice!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Naive: You don't understand much about how the world works, and it shows.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Thieving Mystic: Unable to sustain a normal life, the Mystic has resorted to stealing, he's good, but his magic skills could use a little work.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Escape Artist: Able to slip out of tight situations, where others would find it impossible.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Noble Thief: There *is* some honour  to be found among thieves.  
  
  Oh, and you're a former noble who's now a thief.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Optimistic: You always believe it's going to turn out okay.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Romantic: Your view of the world is more fictional than not.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Live the Legend: You've read a lot of stories.  Now you'll *be* the story.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Crusader: *A champion free from flag and oath*
  
  *Sworn only to good and goodmen both*
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Righteous: *But greater than all his virtue shone*
  
  *A light to rival the brightest throne*
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Jaded: *Men turned from the goodly path*
  
  *Kingdoms fell in blood and wrath*
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Knightly Champion: *Protector of town and green*
  
  *Defender of the knightly dream*
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Skylark: A bard renowned for the great beauty and purity of his singing voice.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Eloquent: Your speeches and songs are renowned for their beauty and clarity.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Arrogant: You may have earned your reputation, but the flattery has gone to your head.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Create Something Worthwhile: Entertainment is all very well, but you want to make something *meaningful*.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Guardian: You once spilled blood for those in power, but now you fight for the people.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Focused: You allow yourself no distractions or delays on the path to atonement.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Loner: You may have joined a heroic crew for now, but you prefer to work alone.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Penitence: Your muscles have grown strong bearing the weight of past sins.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Holy Cleric: You are a champion of the light, a bringer of peace, and a healer of wounds. By divine right, it is you who saves the wounded and drives back the wicked. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Devout: You are utterly dedicated to your Goddess and it shines through in your powers. There's nothing you can't do in Her light!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Flustered: Sometimes you get overwhelmed with trying to help everyone at once. If everyone around you is injured, you don't know on which poor soul to start!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Heal the world!: You want to heal *everyone* someday. It's your hope that eventually, there will be no more pain in the world, and that you'll be an integral part to that happening. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: White Enchantress: You wield the white flame.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Heart of Light: Your heart is pure and incorruptible.  It is a beacon that brings others together.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Suppressed Rage: You've saved towns, villages, Lords and commoners.  Do they appreciated you?  NO!  THEY WANT MORE!  
  
  When the white fire rises, you make your enemies feel your wrath.  Problem is, the white fire rises more and more.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not waving but drowning: Something's wrong and you feel like the light is drowning you.  How can that be?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Perceptive: You are good at looking *into* a person and seeing their personality through whatever front they're putting up. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pun-Struck: You've seen too many of Bard Fallow's plays and you've become addicted to puns.  Somehow you just can't help yourself, even when you **do** want to be taken seriously.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Extemporise: This is making it up as you go along, but in a good way!  Amazing how the right things come to mind at the right time.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Easily Distracted: It's not terribly hard to drag your attention away from the task at hand. You really ought to pay more attention to what you're doing. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Inexperienced: You... have no idea what you're doing, do you?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Blunt: Cos time's *stuff* too, y'know. And I'm losin' it right now, so I am.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Magpie Eye: To get stuff... well, you gotta *know* stuff. Y'know? 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not a Combatant: You're not a fighter, never have been. When the going gets tough, you get gone. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Diplomatic: Naive or stupid, maybe, but you're not *tactless*.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Become the Mask: Could you really be a hero?  Only one way to find out.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Woodcrafty: Y'dunno the hedge till the hedge knows *you*, girlie.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Frivolous: 'Cos it's all a joke, innit?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Waspish: You're a luvvie, right?  Nothing quite so vicious...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Shallow-Minded: You see the outline but often miss the details.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Straighten Up: You don’t really LIKE this life, but at this point, you’re not really sure how to stop. Maybe you can find an opportunity to be a little better.   
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A Caring Heart: Just because you're perfectly fine separating people from their fortunes doesn't mean you don't have a heart at all. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sweetheart: Okay, so you're a liar.  And a thief.  And, okay, you did laugh at your teammate's misfortune.  But you're nice underneath.  Honestly.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fertile Imagination: You’ve been exposed to too many ideas to have a plain brain.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bandits: Mooks, thugs, whatever you want to call them - get rid of 'em!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Evil Wizard: He's performing some sort of arcane rite, and it looks like Melisandre's the key... 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Angry Magic Tiger: There is definitely a way this could be worse. Probably. 
  
  *sighs*
  
  The tiger could be on fire.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Kiss the Girl: You've rescued her from the evil wizard; now all that's left is True Love's Kiss.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Show your sincerity: You've turned over a new leaf, honest! Now if you can only convince the *real* heroes of this fact...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I am the golem!: I'm not being precious about this, but appearing to be made of gold can be a valuable weapon.  It lends a certain weight to things.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Conduit: You are channeling power deep inside you you didn't know you had. Perhaps it's all the faces you've worn that makes you so amenable to taking on a whole new persona. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lucky: As the saying goes: if you can't be good, be lucky.
  
  (There must be a reason why you've managed to survive this long, right?)
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Be yourself: You don't want to be an actor.  You're not sure you're a hero.  Who are you now?