conversations.from: system
conversations.value: When an owl arrives on the doorstep of young Howie Porter to let him know that he has been invited to attend the Pigblemish School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he thinks that all his problems have been solved. Little does he realize that the school is located in one of the meanest towns in the old west. Soon, Howie and his friends will discover that it's a live by the wand, die by the wand kind of world.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Halfling: You’re small but earnest, brave in a pinch, cunning and sly.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Witty
  
  Suggested Weakness: Naïve
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Elf: Your ancient people are few, these days, but by your will and grace the world shall be bettered.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Wise
  
  Suggested Weakness: Proud
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dwarf: Your folk are fortifying themselves beneath the ground, yet you seek adventure on the surface.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Resilient
  
  Suggested Weakness: Obsessed
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Warrior: Long have you trained for, and dreamt of, battle and adventure. No longer shall you wait for it.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Strong
  
  Suggested Weakness: Dull-witted
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wizard: You’re a rare sort: a genuine wizard. The fate of the land falls to folk as versed and wise as you.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Wizardly
  
  Suggested Weakness: Frail
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Thief: That you’re a thief is not in dispute but your motives may be good and true.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Stealthy
  
  Suggested Weakness: Conniving
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cleric: You have dedicated yourself to the ways of faith so as to help and heal.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Wise
  
  Suggested Weakness: Contemplative
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Paladin: As the landed lords and ladies have their knights of the realm, so does the temple have you.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Strong
  
  Suggested Weakness: Proud
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Druid: You practice and protect the old ways, minding the beasts and the land with wisdom and care.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Cunning
  
  Suggested Weakness: Oafish
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ranger: No shining knight are you. You protect the common folk from the evils treading in from the wild.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Dextrous
  
  Suggested Weakness: Brutish
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Strong: Strong of body.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dextrous: Quick and precise of hand and eye.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cunning: Intelligent, even ingenious.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Resilient: Able to withstand or recover from difficulty and pain.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wise: Experienced and informed about the ways of the world.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Charming: Attractive, persuasive, and likable.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Witty: Quick on your feet, funny, and likable.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Educated: Well schooled and informed about the facts of the land.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wizardly: In command of some measure of magical power.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stealthy: Quiet and surreptitious in nature or demeanor.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cowardly: Your fear holds you back sometimes.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Oafish: Uncultured and indelicate, perhaps even clumsy.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Contemplative: You tend toward thought over action to the point that is can cause you trouble.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Frail: Physically weak, perhaps due to age or injury.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Naïve: Inexperienced and perhaps too trusting.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Brutish: Insensitive, unsubtle, and forceful.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dull-witted: Your mind is like a blunted blade: effective but imprecise.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Proud: Sometimes your confidence sours into arrogance.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Obsessed: You’re preoccupied with your interests to the point of causing you trouble.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Conniving: You scheme, you conspire, and you are sometimes careless about lawbreaking.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Explore!: Go where you’ve never been before and share your experiences through song and story.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Resist Mundanity: Avoid the draw and distraction of the mundane in favor of headier, more spiritual affairs.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Through Right Crafting: You’re building something greater than yourself, something that will better this land.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Defeat Evil: It’s not enough to withstand the darkness or to survive. You must push it back.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Keep Your Secrets: Protect your secrets and maintain the façade that makes you seem wiser and more capable than maybe you are.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Retrieve What’s Lost: Not everything is where it belongs in this world. You take things ... and put them where you say they belong.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heal the Sick: People are suffering and it is your duty to heal them, bodily and spiritually.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Put the Dead to Rest: The unsettled dead are a danger and an affront. They cannot be allowed to persist. Slay them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heal the Land: Heal the wounds caused by wicked monsters and human machinations even if you cannot prevent them.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Protect the Meek: Take it upon yourself to defend the innocent people of the land from the perils within and without.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rescue the Lost Adventurer: Poor Wat Greenfoot’s mission has turned to misadventure. Rescue him from the Mad Caves before it’s too late!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Slay the Monster of the Mad Caves: Unless the monstrous creature lairing in the Mad Caves is dealt with for good, it shall linger and hurt more folk.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Chart the Mad Caves: The Mad Caves were once carved like a rune into the mountain. Explore them fully to decipher that rune.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Plunder the Catacombs: The old catacombs are full of precious grave goods and treasures going to waste down there.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Recover A Dwarf-made Treasure: The Mad Caves once teemed with Dwarf miners. Bring back some token of their handiwork.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Restore Peace in the Catacombs: Those buried in the ancient catacombs deserve peace. Give those graves some semblance of honorable rest.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Impress Sir Gwyndolyn: The king’s daughter, a knight called Sir Gwyndolyn, may task you with grand quests if you prove your mettle to her.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Impress Brother Conway: Brother Conway knows the land and its people and can teach you much if he finds you worthy of the lore.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Find the Gilded Skull: The fabled Gilded Skull has been lost for a generation — and coveted by the royal family. Riches if you find it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Slay One Dozen Boars: Wild boars roam the countryside in alarming numbers these days. Cull their ranks for the good of all.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Map of the Mad Caves: This sketchy, paper map of the Mad Caves was started by an adventurer hoping for riches, but it’s incomplete.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Enchanted Sword: Fine swords such as these were once common across the land, combining Dwarf steel with Elf magic.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A Few Loose Coins: It’s no great treasure, but perhaps it’s a start.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Skull Key: A sturdy iron key with a metal skull for a grip, this supposedly unlocks the ancient catacombs.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gilded Skull: A human skull, dipped in gold, with three gems for each eye. A ghastly gift buried by the ancients.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ever-bright Torch: A simple-looking torch that burns bright until commanded, in Elvish, to stop.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cloak of the Raven: This shiny black garment makes on hard to see and slows a fall — at least for a few feet.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Elven-make Ring: Ancient rings mades by the Elves like this once held great power, but most have lost their might.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A Bloody Big Axe: Cruel-looking, heavy, and chipped... but sharp!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Potion of Hope: A simple glass vial, corked. Runes meaning “vital” are etched into the glass.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dragon Rampant Inn: This cozy place’s sign depicts a heraldic dragon with three paws raised to strike. The folk here couldn’t be nicer.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Old Wizard’s Tower: This half-crumbling old tower by the lake is where wizards meet, when wizards meet, which is rare these days.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Temple of the Wise: The only proper temple for miles, this modest building is mostly a nave and an altar for common worship.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Castle in the Lake: Built in a grander time, this walled-in keep stands on a rock in the lake, reachable by a bridge of old stones.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Bonepit: Little more than a deep, dry well now, the so-called Bonepit leads to the ancient catacombs beneath the village.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tunnels of the Mad Caves: Supposedly an ancient Dwarf-mine, the Mad Caves are a maze of rumored treasures and certain danger.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cavern of Anguish: The heart of the Mad Caves is Küzarn Curune, “Cavern of Anguish,” where many Dwarven miners perished in accidents.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Lair: Dank and rank, this bone-strewn cave is surely the lair of something large, ravenous, and smelly.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ancient Catacombs: The ancients buried their dead in catacombs at the lake’s edge, but the place half-flooded and was forgotten.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Treasure Vault: A long-forgotten cavern that once glittered with silver and diamonds ... and might not be exhausted yet.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ruined Bridge: The bridge across the Old River has washed out and the fjord here has always been dangerous.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Riddle at the Gate: The priests who sealed these doors etched a riddle into them, warning visitors and rebuking grave-robbers.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Checkerboard Corridor: This long passage of checkered slate is lined with little holes and recesses—perfect for hiding lethal traps.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Crushing Walls Chamber: A pressure plate on the floor triggers a trap meant to squash grave-robbers!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Clawing Hands: The walls of this passage are lined with ancient bones. Even now they gather and form reaching, clawing hands!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dwarf-make Door: A crack in the wall betrays the existence of a secret door still held secure by an ingenious, complex locking mechanism.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Crystal Song: The crystals in this chamber sing and thrum out notes that threaten to enchant any who listen to them.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dwarf-make Bridge: A narrow bridge of finely cut stones leads ahead ... if it holds.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Orb of Fire: Is this swirling mass of molten fire some kind of trap? Or some kind of spirit?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Storm: A dreadful squall pours down rain, making every movement into an ordeal.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Burrick the Innkeeper: The quiet, rotund keeper of the local inn hears all the tales and knows how to ply a patron to get a story told.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sir Gwyndolyn of the Lake: Born in the capital but raised in the Castle in the Lake, this knightly princess sees the local people as hers to protect.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mad Adventurer: Raving and wild-eyed, this poor panicked soul claims to be the only escapee of a misadventure in the Mad Caves.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pointy-toothed Goblins: Hungry, nasty, pointy-toothed goblins dwell in the wilderness and the caves, striking out to steal sheep and pies.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hulking Ogre: A brutish hulk, shaped roughly like a man but thrice as tall, with a tree limb for a club. It reeks something fierce.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Creeping Ooze: What might at first seem to be a slick of mold can turn out to be a vile, dissolving patch of malicious ooze.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Razor-tusked Boar: Wild boar roam the countryside, eating pets and crops and scaring the common folk.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stalking Skeletons: Yellowed bones striding and striking on their own, driven by will or ire or anguish alone.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wat Greenfoot: Poor Wat Greenfoot was part of a misadventure in the Mad Caves and soon he’ll be made into porridge for an ogre.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Brother Conway: Wise and kind, this monkish fellow travels about the land, healing and teaching. They say he has elf blood in him.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sorting Cowboy Hat: A talking ten gallon hat might not seem like much, but it knows more than it lets on and it just might come in handy later.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Discover a mysterious contact: There is only one person in New Oldaleburg who can tell you where to look for the treasure. But somehow, you've learned who that person is and where to find them...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Six Shooter: You'll find that this will come in handy when you face the foes that lie ahead.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Bonepit: Little more than a deep, dry well now, the so-called Bonepit leads to the ancient catacombs beneath the town.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pigblemish School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: A magical place located on the outskirts of a magical old western town. Pigblemish is filled with both delights and terrors, opportunities and secrets.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Saloon: It can be a rowdy place, but all the best conversations happen here, if you can hold your liquor.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Old New Aleburg: The magical town where the school is located, filled with gunslingers, cowboys, and mages of all kind.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Miss Fanny's Boarding House: The ladies at Miss Fanny's seem to be offering more than just a place to stay, but the sheriff just looks the other way.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gunslinger: You're quick on the draw, but not always so quick with your wit.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sheriff: You keep the law around these parts. That is, unless you're the one breaking it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Professor: You're a wizard or witch of great power and you've got a class to teach!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dancing Girl: Lots of folks love the entertainment at Miss Fanny's Boarding House. And some folks suspect that you might be doing more than just dancing.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Alluring: You have that rare combination of sex appeal and smarts that makes it hard for anyone to resist you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Drunk: You're a drunk. Which means that you... um... well, you drink a lot. So there's that.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pigblemish School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (copy): A magical place located on the outskirts of a magical old western town. Pigblemish is filled with both delights and terrors, opportunities and secrets.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Geraldine Juicyfruit: The headmaster at Pigblemish. A smile always lines Professor Juicyfruit's face just before she stabs you in the back.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgeousgrove: Help young Howie get sorted into Gorgeousgrove where all the incredibly good looking and amazingly fantastic wizards and witches hang out.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gorgeousgrove: Help Howie get sorted into Gorgeousgrove where all the incredibly good looking  wizards and witches hang out.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sneak out of Pigblemish: You'll need to be cunning to get past all the magical booby-traps, not to mention things that go bump in the night.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: First Day Jitters: It's hard being new wizards on the first day of school. Do you impress your teachers with your aptitude or your ineptitude?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: True loves kiss: Just like most young adult girls your looking for that special someone
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Overly Nice: You may be smarter than most people, but there's no reason to be mean about it. Your mom always told you to be sweet and polite to everyone, so you are, even if the situation doesn't warrant it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fast Learner: It doesn't take long for you to get the hang of new things.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Overconfident: You think you're the best at everything. It may not always be true.