conversations.from: system
conversations.value: "You are in a mountain pass, on the Road to Somewhere.  There are cliff-dwelling monsters waiting to consume you with relish, and perhaps a sprig of tarragon."
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Roast Piranha-Radishes (copy): One handful
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Roast Piranha-Radishes (copy): One handful.  Much less threatening now that they are not trying to eat you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bunny: Cupcake McFluffles IV
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Trollbuck Horn: This thing's really big.  It'd make an amazing Viking drinking cup.  Or an utterly metal trumpet.  Better hope the cavetroll buck doesn't want it back...  Oh yeah; cavetrolls don't shed their horns.  So somebody pried this from a huge dead cavetroll's skull.  Um.  Hard to know what to say about that.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A. Goat: Angora Z. Goat, to be specific.  What does the "Z" stand for?  Angora knows, but she's not telling, at least not at the moment.  She's delightfully fuzzy, though.  You could probably make one sleeve of a sweater with her fuzzy fuzzy wool.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ring of Unwanted Weddingness: As an item, it's rather attractive.  Some sort of jet-black metal, inlaid with gold, and self-luminous rubies with variable brightness (ranges from "OFF" to "OW MY EYES!!!" with a twist of the inner band).  As a symbol of your profoundly undesired marriage to the Dark Prince Feh, it's less appealing to you.  Also, you are literally unable to get rid of it (despite your best efforts) -- if you throw it away, you just find it in your pocket the next morning.  Fortunately there's no tracking device installed (you had it professionally appraised).
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Toasted Bees: A largish scoop
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Grue Remnants (copy): One-point-six troy ounces.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dark Angel: McKenna's Card (please add detail!)
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: PiranhaRadish Cliffs: The Piranha-Radish Cliffs
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ninja Witch: Nicole's Card (please add detail!)
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: WildCard Strength: Fill in the blank!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Roast Piranha-Radishes: One handful.  Much less threatening now that they are not trying to eat you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: WildCard Weakness: Fill in the blank!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hacking!: With swords.  Or computers.  Or lock picks.  Whatever seems situationally appropriate.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Goat Forest: There may be goats here.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: An INVISIBLE Goat?: So...  Now that you've found it...  What do you want to DO with it?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cave-Troll Sherpa: Peregrine's Card (please add detail!)
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wizard (with Broomstick!): Elizabeth's Card (please add detail!)
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: WildCard Subplot: Fill in the blank!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cave of the Teakettle Frog: The Teakettle Frog is hungry.  Or asleep.  Hope for the latter...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: PiranhaRadishes: A ferocious clump of PiranhaRadishes.  Sure, they LOOK cute... but they can strip a cow to the bone in seconds.  (Also, they can fly...)
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Teakettle Frog: Blorping ferociously in his underground lair!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tim the Enchanter: Tim.  Speaks fluent CaveTroll.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Friend-of-Nicole: Please customize this card.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Essence of Comprehension: Allows the user to understand what someone (or something) else is saying.  Or grrrg'ing.  Or pantomiming through interpretive dance.  Even works on CaveTrolls.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Grue Remnants: One-point-six troy ounces.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Slavering grue (one each): Slavering grues are ferocious.  Plus they drool.  A lot.  On the plus side, once defeated, their powdery remains can be used in many spells, or as a seasoning for casseroles and muffins, or as a thickener for spackles and gravy.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Trading Post: It's where you've always wanted to be!  Well, maybe not.  But they have walls.  And a blacksmith shop.  And a DIMRAS (Dealers in Magical Reagents and Spices) outlet.  And about sixteen SkarBucks' coffee shops.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Big City: It's got it all!  You name it, you can find it here.  Also, DIMRAS corporate headquarters and more SkaroBucks' coffee shops than you can count.  Literally; they seem to be multiplying at an alarming rate.  Sort of like kudzu.  But with frappucino.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Yodeling Lizard: AHHHH!  THE YODELING!  IT'S HIDEOUS!  MY EARS, THEY BLEED!  THE PAIN!  Well, maybe not that bad.  But this thing couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.  And it is legitimately painful to listen to it carrying on.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Survival: The will, and skill, to survive against... well, pretty much anything.  So long as there's not too much of it.  And so long as it doesn't involve bees.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Darkness: You are allergic to darkness.  Not moral or ethical darkness, but the absence of visible light.  It makes you break out in hives, and/or start magicking uncontrollably.  Sometimes with hiccups.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Get to the Ending: Safely, and in one piece.  Or in a relatively small number of pieces, with each piece carefully labelled for reassembly.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Arcane knowledge: Good for setting things on fire.  Or putting out fires.  Or firing on output sets.  Also, flying.  And occasionally, mind control.  Really, is there anything you CAN'T do with this?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Friend to Animals: Don't think "Disney Princess with bluebirds alighting on her fingertips."  Think "gets along well with rampaging ocelots, rabid geckoes, and hungry hammerhead sharks."
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bees: AAAAGH!  BEES!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mundane Knowledge: General purpose stuff.  Like "what's the capital of France?"  Or "how long was the Hundred Years' War?"  Or "how do you make hand grenades with household cleaning supplies and old cocoanuts?"  You know, the usual.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Avoid Imperial Entanglements: You are a Libertarian.  Possibly with outstanding warrants.  You would like to keep a low profile, to the extent that you CAN keep a low profile when you're a hero/heroine/eight-foot-tall-cavetroll/et cetera...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: RUN!: This covers more than just a preference for physical activity requiring good shoes and a finely-tuned cardiorespiratory system.  You are ON the run -- getting away from something dangerous, spiny, embarrassing, excessively humid, or just generally unpleasant.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Curiousity: It killed the cat, but the cat had nine lives.  You do not.  However, you often forget that when distracted by interesting, unusual, and sparkly items in your vicinity.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Flight: With wings!  Or possibly spells.  Or a jetpack.  Is that a really big bundle of helium balloons?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Interesting Stuff: You are motivated by an instinct to collect, purchase, trade for, or otherwise acquire Interesting Stuff.  Ideas? Yep!  Loot? Definitely!  Fine art?  Sure!   Recipes? Flower bulbs? Bug repellent?  Absolutely!...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: OK, where are the goats?: It's the Goat Forest...  You can even HEAR the goats baaa-ing...  So where ARE they?!?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: GoatGrass (invisibility flavor): A rare and interesting type of plant...  Turns goats invisible (and frankly turns ANYTHING that eats it invisible), at least temporarily.  Also useful in cooking, but there's some question as to whether it'll make the FOOD vanish, or the DINER...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Darkness!: The dark night is darkly dark.  Makes it hard to see.  Also difficult to defend yourself.  What's that drooling noise?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: ANOTHER SkarBucks?!?: For the love of marsupials!  Where do these things COME from?!?  It's like these places are some sort of unholy coffee-flavored fungus or demonic infestation of...  Uh...  Oh dear...  
  
  You know, you've never noticed some of the details about that logo before...
  
  And are the citizens queueing up for yet another cup of java looking somewhat... glassy-eyed?
  
  This is more than a little unsettling...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ninja Barista: Uh-oh.
  This is NOT an ordinary barista...
  She's vaulted over the counter in one fluid movement, drawing the chopsticks from her hair while still in mid-leap.  They are extremely pointy.  The leather shoulder-strap is not attached to a messenger bag, as you had previously thought, but to a three-foot-long staff, which (you suspect) just might contain a straight-bladed ninja-to (short-sword). 
  She is now between you and the door. 
  She bows, and assumes a combat stance...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Future Ex-Husband: Demon prince.  Evil mastermind.  Married to a certain Dark Angel.  Fond of cats.  (Hey, he's not ALL bad...)
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lord Feh: Evil mastermind.  Demon Prince.  Married (by trickery) to a certain Dark Angel.  Fond of cats.  (Hey, he's not ALL bad...)
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: SkarBucks' Coffee: There's one on every corner.  Sometimes more than one.  Often several on the same street.  They sell an amazing amount of coffee.  You want a MochaFrappaJavaWizard venti with extra froth?  Yep, they can mix that up for you.  Only eight bucks a cup.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: SkarBucks' Corporate HQ: The Heart of Darkness!  The central core of the Evil Empire!  The deepest pit of the Abyss from which none shall ever return!  Well, probably not that bad.  But (with the exception of DIMRAS) they're the biggest corporation in all of the Nine Realms.  And they open about forty-eleven new franchises hourly.  Eventually the only people not WORKING in a SkarBucks shop are the people standing in LINE to buy coffee in a SkarBucks.  At least that seems to be the goal of SkarBucks Corporate HQ.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rich in Calcium: Strong bones, which don't break easily.  Useful when falling off of things, being trampled by mastodon, or otherwise clobbered by the environment or inhabitants thereof.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Shlorgloth the Shoggoth: Protoplasmic and tentacular.  Good at lifting things.  Enjoys gardening  (bonsai trees in particular), mulched lovingly with the crushed bones and decomposing flesh of his chosen foes.  Currently has employment contract (one thousand years and one day) with Lord Feh.  Looking for loopholes.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Artemis: Artemis is a Babel Fish.  She fits neatly into your left (or right) ear.  She's got an extraordinary natural gift for languages, so she can translate any language for you (in real time).   Also, Artemis loves to sing, and she has an eidetic memory and perfect pitch, so you can essentially pre-load her with your favorite music and playlists.  She also provides stock quotes and political commentary upon request.  She's really an unusually intelligent and versatile fish.  Does she have some secret agenda?  Or is she just really, really altruistic?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: GoatGrass (invisibility flavor) (copy): A rare and interesting type of plant...  Turns goats invisible (and frankly turns ANYTHING that eats it invisible), at least temporarily.  Also useful in cooking, but there's some question as to whether it'll make the FOOD vanish, or the DINER...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Forest of the Small and Recently Invisible Goat: Here thar be a Goat.  Arr!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dark Angel: Hey Y'all. I've got wings, I can fly, I'm not afraid to smite you, and I have a grudge. I have a very long memory. Also, piss me off, don't be suprised if you get smashed into a wall or get pushed by nothing. Just a warning, Sweetheart.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Flight: Using my black opalesque wings to fly. Secrete Holy Oil so I don't get ragged. Got a decent wingspan. Don't take passengers.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Idiots: Is incapable of understanding natures and mannerisms of creatures. Especially humans. Makes prone to fights and anger.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Run: I'd rather not be married to a demon, and I'd like to avoid my many, many enemies. I don't have much tact, and I'm over 4,000 years old. And no demon likes an Angel. Even a fallen one, no matter what they say.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cave-Troll Sherpa: Likes goats. And food. What's that? Can we look at that? No, I did not just suggest that path. What do you mean you don't speak cave troll? What's that? Goats? I like goats.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Animals are cute.: I summon thee, O bunny of plague! Or just a regular bunny. I meant to do that. Goats! Oooh. Bobcat. Here bobcat bobcat bobcat. Have some bees. What is it bobcat? Timmy's stuck in the well?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Curious: What IS that? Can I eat it? What's that noise? Where does that path go? I don't care that pantomime is confusing! Fine. I'm checking it out.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I would like interesting stuff.: That is really neat. Shiny rock! What does that do? I like this. Nice nest reinforcement. I wonder if this has any use?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Kin demon: Toby's card
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ninja Witch: Survival is my #1 goal, being a witch has its perks, like magic and flying. Try not to be my enemy. I stay to myself as long as you don't invade my space
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: WildCard Strength: Survival, and all it includes
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: WildCard Weakness: Darkness causes uncontrollable sparks of magic
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: WildCard Subplot: Get to the ending safely, and in one piece
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Rapid growth feather tonic.: Heals my wings after the disastrous incident with the bees
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: My goat finding skills are legendary.: This escapade will end with a pygmy goat named 'Grawgraw,' or my name isn't 'Grawachakrrragraa.' (Don't even attempt pronouncing it. Your throat will thank you later.) Give me goats or give me death! (This is, of course, said in cave troll. And I am starting to think that the wizard speaks abridged cave-troll, so it might not carry over quite so well. You hear a lot of growling.)