conversations.from: system
conversations.value: *"You changed my life. You changed my life, and I've known you four days. This is the start of something really big, but right now, I gotta go."*
  
  ***
  
  Man, fuck that.
  
  Based on [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doYkrYCw3W4&feature=youtu.be): what if all the underwritten, underutilised female characters in films got together? What could they accomplish with a little agency and a better budget?
  
  We're gonna need a bigger boat.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Secretly Desperately Unhappy Career Woman: You have an amazing high-powered job, but you're still miserable. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Manic Pixie Dream Girl: You're so cute and quirky it's almost easy to forget your own wants and needs sometimes.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Power Behind the Throne: Stone-cold and vicious, you'll stop at nothing to get what you want.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Dutiful But Deadly: The perfect blend of submissiveness and ninja-like skills. 
  
  *(nb: must be Asian)*
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Sassy One: You have a quip for every occasion.
  
  *(nb: must be black)*
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Badass: You don't speak much or have a personality, but you sure can kick some ass. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Mystic: Yes yes, we know: you can kill us with your brain.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Crazy Old Lady: You've been around a long time and seen a lot of stuff. Nobody takes you seriously though, maybe because of all of those cats.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Optimistic: Your spirits can't be dampened, even by the direst circumstances. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tough: Resilient and tenacious, you can power through the hardest challenges.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Intelligent: You know lots of things about lots of things.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Spiky: You can be off-putting and hard to get to know.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Random: Sometimes you do things that don't make any sense. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Saviour Complex: You just have to help all the people, even if they don't want or need it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Calm: Able to make good decisions under pressure.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Creative: You see things from a unique perspective and can think outside the box.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Total Mess: Cigarettes, whisky or women - you've got a vice and it often makes life difficult for you. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Angry: You've got a chip on your shoulder and a short temper to match.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Practical: Focussed on the here and now, you don’t let yourself get carried away by flights of fancy.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nice: You are a good team player and seek to help and harmonise whenever possible.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Charismatic: Able to inspire others to achieve greatness or to follow your lead. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Arrogant: You close yourself off from other viewpoints because you think you know best.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cold: It’s more important to be rational than kind.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One track mind: You're focussed on one thing and one thing only. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Growth: You know there's more to life than being a two-dimensional character. Maybe with the help of your friends you can figure it out.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: [Mabel] Settle in: This is your new home, huh? Better start getting comfortable. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Daisy] Settle in: This is your new home, huh? Better start getting comfortable.    
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: [UFC Crew] Welcome the newbies: Oh boy, new people!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Montage!: Dunh... (*tickatickatickaticka*) dunh dunh dunh... (*tickatickatickaticka*) dunh dunh dunh... (*tickatickatickaticka*) dunh dunh dunhh...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pass the Bechdel-Wallace Test: Two women;
  who talk to each other;
  about something other than a man.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Bank: Apparently being a functioning human being involves having a bank account - who knew?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The DMV: Everybody's *favourite* place.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The female boss: You run a portion of a mid-sized company.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Happiness: You are too restless for contentment, and you already know how to find satisfaction. Now you'd like to feel truly happy, at least sometimes.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Designated Love Interest: At least the others have a characteristic or two to call their own.  You're literally just here for that guy.
  
  (Yeah, screw that noise.)
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Something To Do: Look, being a seasoned kook who dispenses nuggets of wisdom interspersed with more-than-slightly inappropriate humor on street corners while feeding mobs of stray animals is a full-time job. But lately it's been getting a bit monotonous. Also you're tired of all the bird poop and rabies shots. Perhaps it's time to find a new hobby.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nice: You are sweet and caring, patient and understanding.  It's almost unreal.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Resentful: It's always there, lurking beneath the surface.  Until it comes up for air...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Remember...: You had a life, once, with dreams that didn't revolve around *him*.  It can't be too late to get that life back.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The female scientist: The female scientist
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Something to Live For: Even the characters who are as tough a nails need something to live for; love, friendship, a future...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Make Sad Men Happy: If men only knew the quirky joys of *life* then surely none of them would be *sad*!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Make Sad Men Happy: If men only knew the quirky *joys* of life then surely none of them would be *sad*!    
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Tragic Death: You were happily married, you had a kid and, presumably, a job. And then you died in some senseless and tragic way. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Busy: Too many balls in the air.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Death Magnet: No matter how strange or senseless it may be you drop dead at the drop of a hat. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Live a little: Go out and smell the roses, enjoy the spring air, just do something that doesn't end in your tragic death. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Pants-Wearer: It's not that your boyfriend/fiancé/husband does nothing right. It's that you can do everything so much better.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Type A: People turn to you when something needs to get done.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Type Aaaaaaa: When things don't go your way, everyone knows to steer clear. You've tried yoga. It doesn't help.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No More Nemeses: For some reason, you've found it difficult to befriend other women. You're working on that.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Make Sad Men Happy.: If men only *knew* the quirky joys of life then surely none of them would be *sad*!    
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Quiet: Staying silent out of habit, and/or because you don't want to rock the boat. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Supportive: It's not that you don't have your own opinions, it's just nice to help others... right?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Be the Main Character: You're tired of being pushed to the side. It's time to be the star of the show. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mean Girl: You love to hate her. She is a perfect hateful Barbie just asking to be taken down a peg.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Charming : Men want her, women want to be her. She is peppy, seductive, demure, everything you want her to be.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clumsy: She isn't completely perfect, she just broke her heels! 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sisterhood: Just once she'd like to pass the Bechdel Test.
  
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Powerful Savior: You're a powerful force in the world, born to help good guys.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Scientist: Encouraged by your father to follow in his scientific footsteps you got a degree and now work as his assistant.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cold: Your a woman in a man's world so you can't show emotion or no one will take you seriously.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get out of father's shadow: You followed your father's footsteps.  Followed his research and work for him.  Maybe its time to start establishing yourself.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cute Clumsy Girl: Here's the formula: Take an attractive girl or woman and make her more approachable by adding in some klutziness.
  Like many other klutz characters, a Cute Clumsy Girl's clumsiness rarely does her serious harm, but can often set off Rube Goldberg-like chain reactions of disasters. She's never seriously injured, though, and she always pops back up with a good-natured, but rueful, smile. It is almost inevitable that at some point her clumsiness will result in a Crash-Into Hello.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Plucky: You might be able to pile life complications onto this young woman/girl, to the point where the audience would forgive her if she just refused to go on. She might even have an episode or so where she does throw in the towel, because human beings can only take so much of what the universe is handing out for her. But the Plucky Girl always comes back. That's the bravery part.
  The optimistic part is the rest of it. This character leans toward the sane version of The Pollyanna, blending the agency of the Action Girl with sweetness and wise charm, while exhibiting a strong sense of optimism and an unassailable spirit. You can beat her, but damned if she'll let you break her.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Klutz: There are varying degrees of klutziness, of course. Some characters are fairly capable with a notable tendency to trip, drop things, forget important tasks, or just plain hurt themselves with their reckless use of explosives, while others can effectively be a force of raw chaos, inducing Deus ex Machina levels of disaster that can foil even the best-laid plan.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Meet Mister Right: She is still looking for Mr. Right. However, things are still bleak on that front as she'll go into every relationship convinced that "this is The One!" Unfortunately for her every relationship she engages in will result in hilarity ensuing as every single man she dates either turns out to be a Romantic False Lead, has some small imperfection or otherwise turns out to be a complete jerk, thus leaving her right back where she started. Still, one day she'll find Mister Right.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Afflict the comfortable: It's not that you want power for yourself, you just object to fools having power over you. If you can't prevent that, you can at least point out their shortcomings, as often and loudly as possible.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Old Flame: Maybe you were a childhood friend or an ex *he* just never quite got over. You're perfect after all. Beautiful, his family loves you, you volunteer on the weekends, and understand him and his past. Of course, you're not the girl for him, because you're not imperfectly flawed just like him. That doesn't mean you still don't spawn some jealousy to move the plot along. In the end, you'll encourage him to fight for his true match. What a saint. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Restless: You're frustrated when you're in one place for too long. You want more than you have right now. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Femme Fatale: Listen, I'm the dangerously hot female that add what men lack. Seduction and manipulation.
  
  I basically the thrill of danger and sex mixed into a hourglass body.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Blood on your Hands: Murder and con tricks are all part of the femme fatale. Now, police are raising a brow at your personality.  Jumping through hoops to prove your guilt. Luckily, you play them like a fiddle. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Whelp. He's Dead.: Have you ever had one of those nights where you get blackout drunk? 
  Then the next morning you wake up to a dead body next to you?
  Yeah, same here. 
  What are you ever going to do?
  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Perfectionist: When things don't go exactly how you think they should, you have a tendency to spiral. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Twitchy: You're never NOT in combat it seems. You're always ready to tear someone's head off... It's probably a good thing no one's actually heard you speak. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pessimist: It's tiring to notice everyone's flaws. Sometimes you even worry about your own.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ignorance: Your world, up until this point, has been pretty small.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Adventurous: You're old enough that you don't spend too much time worrying about new activities-- you just dive in.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Quick Study: You catch on quickly, and though you still make a mistake or two along the way, you're quick to correct yourself.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Trying Hard: You want to get better, you really do.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Not Another Dead Lesbian: Hit by a car, shot with a stray bullet, 'the big C' - any way you slice it, you just don't tend to last long - _particularly_ not if you've managed to find love.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Charming: Witty and likeable, you can generate chemistry with just about anyone ('cause y'know, everyone loves a nice spot of queerbaiting).
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Risk-averse: Look, you would be too if you had a figurative target on your back at all times!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stay alive: Simple, right?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One of the Boys: Everyone (male) is just so comfortable with you! You're like one of the boys, and you like it that way.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Always Gets Her Way: Somehow things frequently align in your favour.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dismissive: You think you know it all. It can't be mansplaining if a woman does it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Embrace Femininity: It can't be all Barbies and boob jobs, can it?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Piss and Vinegar: You have a boisterous approach to life that doesn't always sit well with others.