conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Once upon a time, not long ago and not far from here, there was an old, old, very old castle. It had been standing empty for hundreds of years collecting dust under the beds and end tables and inside the creaky wardrobes. The dust formed itself into enormous dust-bunnies. Some bunnies were nearly the size of people. Some resembled actual bunnies. They were very, very old bunnies. You might call them geriatric.
  
  Nearby farmers ignored the castle. It was a protected landmark from the days of feudalism. They farmed their fields diligently and only admired the castle from afar as they planted genetically modified corn and wheat, creating vast fields of monocultured frankenfood. Viruses preyed on the plants as viruses will... hijacking the genetic material of the flora in order to reproduce and changing themselves and the plants in the process... Until one fateful day when a mutated and genetically modified corn plant was buffeted by a particularly strong gust of wind that took some very unusual pollen past the long-since unshuttered windows of the long-since abandoned castle.
  
  Four mutant pollen grains met four piles of very old dust and that was when our four heroes awoke.
  
  Note: I need four players. I'm aiming for silly, campy fun, but I would still like there to be a plot. The bunnies have not yet begun ninja training and the opening chapters will deal with that. The bunnies can be any gender or agendered and morpholigically may resemble anthropomorphic rabbits but do not have to. Names should be from historical figures, but not necessarily artists.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Appease Sliver: Sliver is hungry and looks ready to feed on any moving thing... but she might be dissuaded from eating dust. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Yari: This is a very large stick-shaped weapon that ends in a long, straight blade.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Shuriken: This is a handful of small multi-bladed weapons that could easily be concealed and might be used in a surprise attack, either thrust or thrown.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Packed Lunch: There is a sandwich, an apple, and a cookie in this lunch. It's hard to know where Randolph came up with the ingredients, but it looks pretty yummy.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Naginata: This is a long stick-shaped weapon with a curved sword-like blade on the end.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Chain Whip: This is a complicated weapon consisting of metal rods joined together by rings, making a flexible length that ends in a smooth wooden handle at one end and a small sharp blade at the other end. Colorful bits of fabric have been attached to both the handle and the ring near the blade e
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Abandoned Castle: This dilapidated structure has fallen to ruin and is not much protection from the elements. It is, however, a great place to hide out and could be fixed up.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wheat Field: A yellowed field of wheat. There are miles and miles of soft ground from which grows stalks that hang heavy with grain.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sliver: She is a snake. She can talk. She's not from around here.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hunger: What do dust bunnies eat, anyway? You need to acquire some food.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Brave: You aren't scared of anything and you are willing to stick up for yourself and others.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Noble: You are refined and sophisticated. The finer things in life appeal to you and you know the value of character.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ethical: You have an innate sense of right and wrong and you always choose the path of righteousness. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Brainy: Knowledge is the path you chose above all else. You want to know the how, when, why and where.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Leader: You want others to follow you like to be the guiding force behind unfolding events.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Entertaining: You like to have fun. As far as you are concerned, the most important thing in life is enjoying yourself.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Crazy: You are insane. Since the mental health of dust-bunnies has never been extensively categorized, it's safe to say that you are really unpredictable.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Strong: You are physically strong.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Charismatic: You are a charmer. People like you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Smart: You pick up on things quickly and you're good at figuring things out.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fast: You are really quick on your feet and have amazing physical reflexes.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ventriloquist: You can imitate accents and throw your voice in an amusing way. You can't imitate another person's pitch precisely and it's obviously you... but you can make your own voice seem to come from places other than yourself.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sneaky: You have the innate ability to be very quiet and hide very well.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Double-jointed: You are very flexible and can fit yourself into very small places and manipulate your body into creative shapes.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Emotional: You cry at the drop of a hat... but you also laugh easily. It's obvious what you are feeling at any given moment just from the look on your face.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Temper: You are easily angered and can be violent.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Coward: You are afraid of your own shadow.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Thoughtless: You lack empathy and have a hard time figuring out how your actions affect others.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Loud: You don't seem to have an indoor voice.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clingy: You don't like being alone and you form deep emotional attachments to others very easily. You will follow your best friend of the moment around and be a general nuisance in the name of trying to help.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Clumsy: You have two left feet and your shoelaces are tied together. Grace is not your middle name.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Absent Minded: You easily lose everything... including your train of thought.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Be The Best: You want to be better than everybody at all the things.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Have The Most Things: You want to be the richest and have the most toys and tools. Money is the path to everything... I mean it will be, once you get some.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Who Am I?: You want to figure out who and what you are and how you came to be.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Be The Most Popular: You want everybody to love you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What is My Purpose?: There must be a reason, right? Why are you here? 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Annoy Everyone: You just really want to be a thorn in everybody's side.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Benedict Cumberbatch: You want to be... and/or be close to Benedict Cumberbatch.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Randolph: A talking pig isn't any more extraordinary than animated dust bunnies... 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Break In: You need to break in to the farmhouse property and find the prisoner in order to free him.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Farmhouse: Here sits a farmhouse with an old windmill and a small shed. An animal pen sits off to the side of the shed. There is barbed wire fence surrounding the whole property. A wide gate sits at the end of a long drive but seems to be closed at the moment. The whole place seems in disrepair.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bo: This is a long, round staff made of heavy wood.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Katana: This is a slim, curved, single-edged sword.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nunchuks: Two short, heavy lengths of wood connected by a bit of chain
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sai: Here is a pair of twin weapons that obviously belong together. Each has a leather-gripped handle and a pointed metal rod protruding from the center with curved spikes on each side.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Decisions: If they are going to be a group, the bunnies must learn to work together.  They must decide what they should do next, to prove themselves and get a decent meal.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Farmer Brown: George Brown thinks he has been hearing his pig, a former pet of his now grown children, talk. He's not positive he's sane, but he is strong, possesses power tools, and knows how to use them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Packed Lunch (copy): There is a sandwich, an apple, and a cookie in this lunch. It's hard to know where Randolph came up with the ingredients, but it looks pretty yummy.  
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Obstacle Course: Each bunny must complete the obstacle course in order to prove his mastery of the basic ninja skills that Sliver has taught.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Transportation: The bunnies need to find a way to the city. They could walk the whole way, hitch a ride, or 'borrow' some form of transportation from the nearby farmhouse. Some methods of transportation are more dangerous than others and some might allow them to gather some information along the way.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Unfazable: Nothing ever surprises or scares you. You are level-headed at all times. To some people  you might come off as apathetic, but this is misleading.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Imaginary friend: You have an imaginary friend. You are more engaged with this friend than you are real people.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Quest for the Cookie : You want to find the ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookie
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Distracted by cookie: When a chocolate chip cookie is around, Napoleon is distracted by it with laser sharp focus, sometimes to the exclusion of all else.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A Knowledge Sponge: You absorb any information given to you, in any form, and are able to store it away almost immediately. It doesn't need to be repeated, all you care about is getting as much knowledge as possible