conversations.from: system
conversations.value: *In June 2014, NASA scientists were alerted to Daisy, a gigantic asteroid on a collision course with earth. Eyeballing its trajectory, the scientists predicted the time to impact at 6 months (give or take a year).*
  
  *With little time to spare, a crack team of specialists was assembled. They were the best in their vague respective fields, rallied to face the threat using the most exciting, expensive, and impractical methods known to man.*
  
  KABOOM!
  
  Forget all you know about space and physics, because **I** know sweet f*** all. Create your character and save the world, the Michael Bay way.
  
  In order to stay faithful to the MB way, please limit character submissions to 150 words or less. Create your own cards.
  
  This game will be stupid and continuity will be inconsistent, I promise. Hopefully it will also be fun.
  
  Inspiration will be drawn from works such as Armageddon, Transformers, The Rock, and that Meatloaf music video.
  
  KABOOM!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Box: What could it be, and why is it a secret?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Big shoes to fill: Everyone always thinks of you as Dick Walker's kid. 
  
  It's time you become a hero on your own.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Science stuff: The latest in apparatuses for achieving Science!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Turbo Encabulator: A transmission that not only supplies inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but is also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mucho explosives: NASA's flown in just about every KABOOM they could find on the east coast. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Astro-Sub Mk II: Señorita: The manoeuvrability of a traditional submarine, adapted for space.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: R.A.T. suit: Rare Application Tactical suit (prototype).
  
  Designed by NASA to meet all the offensive needs of today's astronaut.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Big shoes to fill: Everyone always thinks of you as Dick Walker’s kid.
  It’s time you become a hero on your own.    
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Enough Mack Masterman: Everyone in the room has had just about all they can take of Mack Masterman. The giant TV must be stopped.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Plan of attack: The team has to come up with a plan.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dad (Walker): This might be the last time that Walker sees his dad.
  
  Even glass eyes cry.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Doc Miller: Good Mill Hunting: A fine attempt, but it needs more  *science*!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nick: Fruitful demonstration: There is no better way of explaining: *Oxford's Fundamental Theory of Seductive  Explosion*.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lel: Like a sore thumb...: Joint Chiefs question Lel's role in the team and mission.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Lt. Walker: Dear old dad: He's alive!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hangar One: A really large garage for space shuttles.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Matinee: Mack gave everyone a front row seat to the  show.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ArenaX Code (Lel): Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Deal with it (Walker): Mack's cutting your lunch!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Prognosis Negative (Doc): Lel's been exposed to radiation.
  
  Only Doc knows.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Major Vanessa Cole: Mack's co-pilot on the Pancreas.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Space: Miles, maybe even ten miles above Earth.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Meteor Space-storm: It's gonna do some serious damage.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Create your own: Ditto
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Create your own: Ditto
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Create your own: Ditto
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Create your own: Ditto
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: NASA Headquarters: Where they discover space.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Introductions: Eight minutes to meet each other before the Joint Chiefs.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Headset Steve: His lifelong dream of going into space was shattered along with his pelvis in a freak softball accident.
  
  Now, he pretty much runs NASA.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Reap the Nuke: Some members of the Joint Chiefs are eager for a nuclear solution to the Daisy threat.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Requisition: You need special gear for this mission. 
  
  If there is one thing NASA has plenty of, it's gear.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: CDR Mack Masterman: Going to or coming back from a beach volleyball game.
  
  Flight commander on this mission.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mucho explosives (copy): NASA's flown in just about every KABOOM they could find on the east coast. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: R.A.T. suit (copy): Rare Application Tactical suit (prototype).
  
  Designed by NASA to meet all the offensive needs of today's astronaut.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Astro-Sub Mk II (copy): The manoeuvrability of a traditional submarine, adapted for space.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Science stuff (copy): The latest in apparatuses for achieving Science!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Turbo Encabulator (copy): A transmission that not only supplies inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but is also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Secret load: You weren't meant to see it loaded onto the Pancreas. 
  
  But you **did**. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ComMANder (Nick): Puts the "awe" into awesome.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nipoti (Lel): Lel hasn't seen his grandsons for years.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mrs Finchley-Masterman (Nick): Life moves fast.
  
  Mack moves faster.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get to the Señorita: Someone needs to get to the Señorita and detach it from the Pancreas. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Military Man: You're very high ranking in whatever branch of the military you're from this week. You know 1000 ways to kick ass and blow shit up.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Crack Commando: You were trained to be ready for anything.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Science?!: You don't understand what these science-types are saying. Why can't they speak plain English?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Promotion: All of the stripes and all of the medals. You want people to be blinded when they look at you. You're gonna be the President someday. Commander-in-Chief yo!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Physicist: You do the precise calculations that allow exactly the right amount of explosives to blow up an asteroid.  Then it's up to the others to multiply that number by 10.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Physics!: You can do the thing with the maths and the projectiles and the waves and the stuff.  Yeah. that.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Physically Weak: You're not exactly the action hero of the group.  Physical exertion does not become you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: SCIENCE!: All you want is to discover new things...mostly by studying the effects of explosions on them.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Humorist: In dark times you need someone to keep you up. With no hope any skill is worthless. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Never give up! : You are like a capitan on a sinking ship. You stand fierce even when odds would suggest that any hope is lost. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: How will you help? : Ok you get their morale up. Wouldn't a communication system from Earth have been as good? Now you are there... try to be more useful, just please. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A fresh new start : Your career was at a dead end. You needed something great to get a boost.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Explosives Expert: You like blowing things up. And you're very, very good at it.  Qualifications? Specific experience?  Who needs any of that?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pyrotechnics: The biggest, showiest and most marginally useful explosions that money and human ingenuity can buy.  When *doesn't* an explosion solve all your problems?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Plot-Convenient Helplessness: Sometimes you've got to be helpless so you can be rescued.  That's just the way it goes around here.  What are you, *new*?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: An Earth-Shattering Kaboom: You've heard something needs blowing up.  That's why you're here.  Oh, and something something saving humanity.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Swinging Sausage: Thinking with your...aw, you know how it goes.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Brothers in Arms: You just put military types at ease. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Unknown expertise: No one knowning, you spent your free time practicing in a skill that will be a key factor.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hot-Headed: You don't think twice before you say or do something risky. In fact, most of the time you don't even think *once*.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Incomprehensible.: Through the power of science, you say things that are true, but oftentimes nobody can understand what you actually mean.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Feminine "Charm": You know how to make an impression.  A particular kind of impression.  Sure, it only works on men - but they're the only people who matter in these things anyway, right?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Spare Glass Eye: The eye Colonel Walker wore in 'Nam.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tears will flow.: We are just branches in the wind, still standing here together. Facing one more storm .
  So we're gathered here, holding on to each other to let go of another one we won't forget.