conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Foxes have gone extinct, but rumor has it there is one fox still alive on a small, heretofore undiscovered island off the U.S. east coast. You, a group of scientists and explorers (or possibly poachers) have come in search of the last fox... but what else is on the island?
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  This is intended to be a comedic, probably very short game. I'm looking for 2 or 4 players with great senses of humor who will likely end up working against one anothet in their search for the last fox on Earth. No, I will not take 3. For... reasons.
  
  I will review all character submissions before choosing my players. Make them memorable and demonstrate your humor so I can get a sense of how you will play.
  
  By the way... you get a 100-word limit per move.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bait: chunk of meat, A
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bear trap: For trapping bears.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gain Access to the Island: You want in. You gotta earn it!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Build a good camp (copy): Not a bad one.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bear Trap: For trapping bears. Modified (poorly) for use trapping foxes. Will need to be reassembled before use.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Build a good camp: Not a bad one.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Jonathan: T.J.'s companion/manservant/valet/butler/pack mule.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Crafty: You...craft things... out of other things.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Scientist: You know science.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Explorer: Kind of a dying profession, don't you think?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tracker: Found it!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Guilt: Your actions are bad and you should feel bad.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Penniless: No nickels or dimes, either.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No Sense of Direction: Wait, which way is up?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bait: chunk of meat, A
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Overcome Bad Reputation: You don't make good first impressions. Finding the last fox might just set you in the world's good graces again.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Profit: Phase One: Catch Fox.
  Phase Two: ?
  Phase Three: Profit.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Collector: You want the fox for yourself... to stuff, to keep as a pet, or for any other reason. You just want to have it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Find THE fountain: You'll know it when yu see it. Trust me.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Poacher: We're not talking about eggs here. You probably call yourself a "Hunter".
   
   
   
  Liar.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fox: You've seen it!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clever: Duh?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A Fox Hole: A hole you suspect the fox made.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A Trail: It's got to lead somewhere, right?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Docks: The only way on or off the island.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Island: It's an island.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Unknown Beast #1: What the hell is this thing? It looks like a weird snake/cow hybrid, four feet high at the shoulder, white and black spotted with fangs and a long tongue. It does not look friendly.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Unknown Beast #2: Oh, God, what is it? It might have a horse ancestor, but if so, that poor horse got sexually assaulted by a giant mosquito and bore this monstrosity. 
  
  And worse, it can fly.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Being Chased: Something's after you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gun: Did you even get the mandatory background check? Where's your license to carry the thing?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gun Permit: You can legally carry a gun.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Game Warden: Wow, this island is actually under the protection of the Environmental Protection Agency?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Authorities (T.J. Only): Respect their authority.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Locate Tracks: Not train tracks.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Authorities (Phineas Only) : Respect their authority.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Weird-Ass Vegetation: These plants might just kill you. But the fruit looks really tasty.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hunter: It's not about the money, you're in it for the sport.  Killing the last of a species and hanging its head on a wall has special appeal to you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Money: Why have experience when you can hire people with it?  That's where money comes in and you have plenty of it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Eccentric: "Odd" is putting it mildly, maybe "crazy" would be more appropriate.  Your decisions and behavior, while totally acceptable to you, are completely insane to others.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Collector: You want the fox for yourself... to stuff, to keep as a pet, or for any other reason. You just want to have it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Strong as an Ox: Your lifestyle and years of manly sports have given you strength that defies your age.