conversations.from: system
conversations.value: The '70s have been wild, man. Rock gods from outer space came to earth to share with us the powers of Glam, Richard Nixon made a deal with aliens to stay in the White House, the streets are run by multinational crime syndicates, and brave souls step forward to fight the oppressive minions of The Man.
  
  But everyone needs a break, and the brand new *SS Tangerine* cruise ship offers all kinds of modern delights.
  
  Action!
  
  Humor!
  
  Romance!
  
  Blood curdling horror!
  
  Come aboard. We're expecting you.
  
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  This Storium experiment is based on Monkeyfun Studios' *Spirit Of 77*, the funkiest RPG in history.
  
  If you'd like to know more, visit the *Spirit Of 77* homepage: http://spiritof77game.com
  
  This Storium will best be played **way** over the top. Imagine an episode of *The Love Boat* with larger than life characters mixing it up in a disaster/horror film, all with avocado-colored green shag carpeting and a rockin' soundtrack of rock, funk, soul, glam, and even a little disco.
  
  Can you dig it?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Holy Roller: You don't care if it rains or freezes, long as you've got your plastic Jesus. Or chant your Hare Krishna mantra. Or do whatever you're into.
  
  The important thing is you're into it. Deep.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Gonzo Journalist: You believe in no holds barred, full-throttle writing and reporting for the world to see. No safety net, no standing on the sidelines, you get involved and tell the ugly truth.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Maverick Cop: Tough and relentless, you've sworn to uphold the law... but still play by your own rules.
  
  Even those who hate your methods cannot deny you get results.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Daredevil: An adrenaline junkie, you've made a living out of putting your life on the line for the sake of entertainment. No sane person would dare attempt what you do, but what fun is life without some risk?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Glam Rocker: You have transcended it all: art, music, fashion, gender, sexuality.
  
  You are something above extravagant, a dynamic force of nature in glitter and greasepaint, mercurial and mysterious.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Socialite: You live and breathe a lifestyle that others can only dream about.
  
  Wealth. Looks. Taste. Power.
  
  You have it all and aren't afraid to flaunt it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Good Ol' Boy/Gal: You're makin' your way the only way you know how, but that's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Might: You've got the strength to make it happen and the endurance to handle whatever happens next.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hustle: You've got some moves, quick on your feet literally and metaphorically.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Smooth: You've really got it together: calm, cool, and collected.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Brains: Whether by learning from a book or on the street, you've got the facts, Jack.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Soul: You're a passionate spirit, genuine and real in everything you do.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The All-Star: You're a pro athlete, celebrated for your physical prowess.
  
  It's hard to decide what you like more: the adoring fans or the sweet endorsement deals.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Bad Mutha: You bring justice to an unjust world.
  
  You're bad. You're mean.
  
  You're a lovin' machine.
  
  You won't cop out when there's danger all about.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Kung Fu Master: You've spent most of your life training and developing your body into a deadly weapon.
  
  You can deliver a beatdown, but would rather find a peaceful solution to the problem.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Disco Dancer: You live to boogie: dressed in the latest fashion, grooving to the beat, and dazzling everyone with your smooth moves under the spinning mirror ball.
  
  You own the night, baby!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Adventure!: You seek new experiences, wanting to see the world and everything it has to offer.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cold Hard Cash!: For whatever reason you need money, and lots of it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Crown!: You are working toward a specific honor or achievement in your field.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Escape!: You want to leave your old lifestyle behind.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fame and Glory!: You seek fame and glory and everything that comes with it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Honor!: You live by a strict code, one that requires adherence at all times.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Justice!: Criminals get away with too much and your goal is to stop them!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Love/Lust!: Love in this world is hard to find, sometimes lust will have to do.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Payback!: You've got a score to settle, and somebody is going to pay with blood.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Peace Of Mind!: You are haunted by something that preoccupies your thoughts.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Redemption!: It's hard to overcome past mistakes, especially the big ones.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Respect!: You want to be a big shot, everyone should know your name.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Thrills!: Life is one big thrill ride. Let's play!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Truth!: The world is full of secrets, and you will uncover them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Vindication!: You want to redeem your reputation after being dragged through the mud.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Bionic: They rebuilt you. They had the technology.
  
  They made you better than you were.
  
  Better, stronger, faster.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The M.D.: You're a family practitioner with a kind bedside manner and unorthodox ways of treating your patients' ills, often putting you at odds with other medical professionals and your patients' loved ones.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Chump: You just don't have it together as much as you think you do. You easily fall for things and make foolish mistakes.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Sex Symbol: You're famous (or maybe just infamous) for your blatant sexuality, whether in film, print, or other media. Prudes might be offended, but it's the '70s, Baby, and you love getting paid to shake your groove thang.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Far Out: You are too unorthodox, and the "mundanes" just don't know how to react to you. You sometimes even have trouble with the most ordinary of tasks because of your insistence to do things differently.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Brick House: You are well put together, a complete and very attractive package.
  
  You can easily get by on looks alone.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Jive Turkey: You act like you know what you're talking about, but you're not fooling anyone.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bitchin': If it's worth doing, it's worth taking it over the top.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Boge: Disgusting and repulsive, you clearly don't care what others think.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Buggin' Out: Maybe it's a flashback. 
  
  Maybe the drugs are beginning to take hold.
  
  Maybe you just have a bad temper. 
  
  Whatever the case, you're losing it.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pacifist: Like, why get all up in arms? It's not worth it, man.
  
  Peace.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Outspoken: You know you're right and you're not going to shut your mouth or change your mind about it
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Heavy: Your serious focus and intensity will see you through.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Out To Lunch: You're easily distracted and... wait... what were we talking about?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Jinkies!: You're not afraid of every little thing.
  
  No, you're just easily surprised.
  
  At least that's what you keep telling yourself.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Lightweight: You have very delicate sensibilities.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Primo: You're a perfectionist, meticulous in every little detail of what you are doing.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sly: A master of subterfuge, you are full of tricks and surprises.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Sleuth: Whether you're a private detective or just a meddling kid, you love nothing more than investigating a good mystery.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Constantinople Dining Room: The fern-green shag carpet, aqua-blue velvet curtains, and twinkling fake stars overhead practically scream *classy*.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Rozzlyn Genari: Famous as the "talented half" of the pop duo *Tino and Rozz*, she has recently left her husband to launch her solo career.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Denny DeMonaco: He won his first class ticket on *The Kaboom Show* and hopes his luck will continue with some of the ladies on this ship.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dr. Patrick Jones: A consultant for the Rainbow Cruise Line, he was instrumental in the installation of the ship's Eldridge Drive engine.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Colonel Rosco W. Colgrove: World War II veteran, founder of a national chain of fast-food chicken restaurants, recent widower, and looking for love.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sying Far: The lead in the Hong Kong Opera troupe performing on the ship, her discipline cannot hide her fascination with the "outside world".
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Captain Crispen Festus: The Captain is a snarling, biting, feral mess, seemingly impervious to pain and out of his mind.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Captain Crispen Festus: Jovial and inquisitive, the Captain seems genuinely excited to have all of you at his table for the evening's meal.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Monaco Casino: Blackjack and poker tables. Roulette wheels. Slot machines. Cigarette smoke. They all cover this decadent homage to better casinos in Monte Carlo.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Casablanca Lounge: Part theater. Part bar. All over the top. Disco-fied lacklight pictures of Bogart and Bergman adorn the restroom doors.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Havana Discotheque: Complete with rollerskating
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Crazed Fan: She can't believe it's really Rozz! Right in front of her! She's got to get close. Closer! She wants to eat her up!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Upset Gambler: You're cheating! Everyone's cheating! Gah! Rah! Blarg!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hallway To Hell: If only the designs on the carpet were the worst part of this situation...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Stampede Of Humanity: All men (and women) are created equal, and they are all equally trying to save themselves. No. Matter. What.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Save Sying Far: Far needs a hero to get her out of all the messes she has found herself in.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Colonel Colgrave's Pistol: The Colonel's pistol is almost as stylishly archaic as he is.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ninja Utility Pack: In less than a decade, these things will be fashionable. Right now, it's a great way to carry ninja tools, powders, and potions.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Badass Bowie Knife: A razor-sharp replica of the infamous "Tennessee Toothpick", complete with a rhino horn handle.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Denny DeMonaco?!?: What?!? The Lounge Lizard look was just a disguise for a deadly Kung Fu warrior! Who is this cat? Are his hands glowing?!?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Diamond Dogs: A punk hit squad.
  
  Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal...
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Super Glam Sumo Sam: He's a glam rock sumo wrestler, loyal to Denny DeMonaco... er... whoever that guy is.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wild Child: When alcohol or party favors are involved if you don't pull out quick you can go down a rabbit hole of lost inhibitions and memories.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I Didn't See That Coming...: The studio audience is going to love this.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Come Along Peacefully: You can direct the resistant to where you wish them to go.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bear: Play of this card shows the bear beneath the calm exterior. A bear not to be trifled with at all. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wrath of the Righteous: Woe be those who thwart the righteous.  Or at least those who keep the true believer from her destined path.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Vengeance of the Righteous: Just desserts will be delivered to those who wrong you...but the consequences might not be pretty.  Savor the sweet taste of revenge while it lasts....
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Country Strong: The name of this card says it all. 
  
  Born strong, raised strong, live strong.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Old Habits...: Boy scouts and ex-ninjas always come prepared.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: International Waters: The badge holds no weight this far out to sea, but that also means the rules don't have to be followed, not that Walker usually follows them all that much.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Kung Fu Hustle: And all that fancy training finally pays off.