conversations.from: system
conversations.value: The year is 2039. After decades of effort and international cooperation, a crew of men and women from across the world finally managed a historic feat: landing on the surface of Mars. This rare moment of almost universal pride and wonder at the scope of the accomplishment was immediately overshadowed when live broadcasts of the landing were hijacked across the globe, transmitting a signal of unknown origin.
  
  The broadcasts came over television, radio, even internet streams. The exact content differed slightly from region to region, always broadcast in the most widely spoken language in the area. Language aside, the meaning of the broadcast remained essentially unchanged.
  
  "Congratulations, humanity! By mastering interplanetary travel, you have proven your readiness to join the wider galactic community. We will be dispatching representatives to facilitate your integration into our society. Please select five representatives of your species and transport them to the following spatial and temporal coordinates for the initiation of diplomatic relations. Have a nice day!"
  
  GPS coordinates for a spot in the middle of the Pacific Ocean followed, along with a date and time. The world reacted with confusion and panic. Many believed the broadcast to be a hoax, though the sheer scope seemed logistically and technologically impossible. Experts grudgingly reached a consensus that this may have been genuine first contact from some sort of alien species.
  
  After rigorous debate, the United Nations eventually decided that the best course of action was to do as the broadcast said: select five people to represent humanity and send them to the given coordinates. It would be up to these five individuals to make first contact, and possibly decide mankind's ultimate fate in the wider galaxy.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Politician: A head of state or other important elected or appointed leader of a nation.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Scientist: One of the world's foremost scientists or academics, with knowledge that might be pertinent to meeting aliens.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Businessperson: One of the world's wealthiest people, you basically bought your way into serving as a representative of humanity.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Military Commander: A General, Admiral, or other highly ranked military figure.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Diplomat: An ambassador or other highly ranked diplomat.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Celebrity: Beloved worldwide, your fame has assured you a place as one of humanity's representatives.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Religious Leader: An influential and powerful member of the clergy of one of the major world religions.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Astronaut: As someone who has actually been to space before, you seemed like a logical choice to meet with aliens.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Athletic: You are in excellent physical shape.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Educated: You have a deep knowledge of a wide variety of subjects.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Persuasive: You have a gift for making others see things your way.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Perceptive: You tend to notice details that others may miss.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Resourceful: You have a gift for making do with limited or inadequate supplies.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Intuitive: You have good instincts, and have learned to trust your gut.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Empathetic: You have a gift for listening to others and seeing things from multiple points of view.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lucky: By pure chance, it just seems like things always go your way.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Unlucky: Misfortune always seems to strike you, despite your best efforts.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dimwitted: You aren't exactly a quick thinker.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Reckless: You have a tendency to act before you really think things through.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Frail: You are physically weak due to illness or advanced age.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Selfish: You tend to put your needs before the needs of anyone else.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Short Tempered: You anger easily, and allow your rage to cloud your judgment.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cowardly: You often let your fears get the better of you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Unlikable: For one reason or another, most people just don't care for you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: We Come in Peace: Beyond all else, you want to make sure humans have peaceful relations with whatever's out there.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Human Superiority: Whatever these aliens may be, humanity will always be the greatest species in the galaxy. We need to make sure they know it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Alien Secrets: The aliens must have incredibly advanced technology. You want to learn their secrets for the benefit of humanity.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Personal Enrichment: Surely there is a way you can turn a profit off of this incredible turning point in human history.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Go Back Home: You don't want to be here, but the UN insisted. Now you just want to get back home.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Enjoy Yourself: How do aliens have a good time, anyways? Seems like something worth finding out. This could be a fun adventure!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Patriotism: You are here to serve your country of origin, and are looking for ways to turn this situation to their advantage.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Truth is Out There: You seek answers to the great questions. What is the meaning of life? How did the universe begin? Is there life after death? Maybe the aliens have some insights.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Pacific Ocean: A seemingly random spot in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, miles from any land.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Alientologists: A group of kooks, drug enthusiasts, disgraced academics, and passionate believers in the paranormal.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Glarrgaxz: Emissary of the Supreme Galactic Alliance. Looks terrifying, sounds terrifying, has a very kind and gentle disposition.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Beam-Up: The aliens are about to transport everyone to whatever the 'galactic hub' is. Is this really safe?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Harmony Alpha: A massive space station built outside the orbit of any star, designed to host species from across the galaxy.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Prepare for the Meeting: The humans are about to be brought to the Intergalactic Council for preliminary discussions about humanity's place in the galaxy. Time to prepare.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Intergalactic Council: A governing council with five members, each representing one of the most advanced and powerful species in the galaxy.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Diplomat: An ambassador or other highly ranked diplomat.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Persuasive: You have a gift for making others see things your way.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Indecisive: You see all sides of an argument, which makes it very difficult to make a final decision when faced with a quandary.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: We Comes In Peace: Beyond all else, you want to make sure humans have peaceful relations with whatever’s out there.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Businesswoman: One of the world’s wealthiest people, you basically bought your way into serving as a representative of humanity.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Resourceful: You have a gift for making do with limited or inadequate supplies.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Reckless: You have a tendency to act before you really think things through.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Avoids Confrontation: If things start to go south, you would really rather not be there.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Unjustified Swagger: You think you're too cool for school, pity school is too cool for you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Brilliant: You say it, they all say it.
  Not that 'they' understand anything anyway. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Scientist: One of the world’s foremost scientists or academics, with knowledge that might be pertinent to meeting aliens.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Crazy Doesn't Listen to Logic: You can't rely on people's better angels when all they have are drunken lemmings jumping off a cliff.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Human Resources:  For every job, there is a perfect person tailored for the assignment.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Agreeable: When the situation calls for it, you know to do as you're told now, ask questions later. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Curious: Well, you're never going to learn anything by staying here.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lack of Understanding: Having trouble comprehending this particular set of instructions.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nervous: New things happening fast can have an effect on you. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Time's wasting:  Not likely to take their sweet time on unnecessities.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cold Logic:  It sounds arrogant, but the argument holds.