conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Strengths. Weaknesses. Subplots. It's all bullshit. Utter Bullshit. Now play. So meta. Much wow.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fancy Negotiating Mustache: I mustache you a question? 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fancy Negotiating Cane: What better tool to beat your enemies into submission with utmost class.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fancy Negotiating Top Hat: The best in dapper finery 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: SHINY OBJECT: YOU WANT IT. BADDDD. LOOK AT IT. MOCK OTHER PLAYERS WITH IT.
  
  "LOOK WHAT I HAVE. NYAH. BLAH. BLAH. BLAH."
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Necronomicon: Oh gods-- this was the last thing the game needed.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fancy Negotiating Monocle: The power of monocle compels you.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: ASS-set: *twerk* like you've never *twerked* before.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: YOU ARE NOTHING BEFORE NARRATOR-KUN: Tremble before me. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: HEART ATTACK: SAVE HIM IF YOU CAN
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: HELP ACTION COPE: ACTION is in crisis. HELP HIM.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: YOUR NOTHING BUT A PUPPET: Just controlled by some asshole on a computer.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: SERIOUSLY.: Just stop trying. The 4th wall cannot be breached by your meager talents. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SOB STORY : Bitch. 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lazy Narrator: You narrator can't even. No images - not even a full fucking paragraph
  
  Now go fetch the narrator a pillow. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: FIGHT OVER THE ASSET: You want it. You want it so hard. Way harder than the other guy.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: LOVE SCENE: You've stepped into a soap opera. Now commence with the melodrama.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Make a Fancy Feast!: Om nom nom nom nom.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: HERE: In their crafty attempt to escape certain doom via Anime Babe -- the narator has plopped you HERE.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: GET TO THERE: But where is THERE if not HERE??
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: MOTHERFUCKING AMAZON: Do you realize how man things can kill you in the Amazon?
  
  It's like second place to Australia or something.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: DEAD??? NARRATOR: Mourn over my pretty corpse!!!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: BOSS BATTLE : The NARRATOR will not be forced back to WORK willingly! 
  
  Get back vile PLAYERS. Back, I say!  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: REVISION HELL: Can you escape?!?!!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: NARRATOR'S FUNERAL : Really dead? Or not quite dead? Or are they back to being the LAZY NARRATOR?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: NEGOTIATING : Certain things need to be done WITH CLASS. 
  
  This is one of them
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: THE PAIN OF BIRTH: ACTION is giving BIRTH to SOMETHING.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Paternity Test: ACTION wants TEST -- ACTION WILL GET TEST.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ANIMAL PUNS: Your Koalafications are irrelephant.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: OBJECT PUNS: What do you call fake noodles?
  
  An Impasta.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: SEX PUNS: Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Greek Chorus: You explain the action for the audience.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Summary: The audience needs summaries for them to truly understand the actions of the play!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Outside the action: You don't actually take part in anything.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: EXPLAIN!: EXPLAIN IT ALL!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Isn't MUSH but pay too?: Maybe LP and Diku weren't good with graphics.
  
  MUSH with cards.  MUCK?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Libido and Text: Imagined oral mutuality is always the motivation.  Actual oral mutuality just provide surfaces and cuddles.
  
  We are motivated by our urge to kiss in daydreams with a book nearby.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Easily Bullbaited: Someone just called a character of mine a bozo online.  Must resist urge to call the police.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Make it Borges and Anais Nin: Maybe if their lovers read Italo Calvino's Invisible Cities to them over the phone while breathing in noticeable rhythm, they'd GET THE IDEA.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Corrupted by the Internet: MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Y SO SRS?: Why you gotta be so serious all the time batman
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Y U NO?: Didn't do the thing
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ALL THE THINGS: I keep throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Telling You What You Really Mean: Cards are just a mask to hide your inner self from the world.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: True Meaning: That word does not mean what you think it does.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Overly Complex Analogy: Cards are like the governor of the engine of the mind that keeps if from overspeeding the emotions of the body.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mixed Metaphor: The Ship of State has a Fever.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Noob: You can count on me to fuck it all up.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pitiful Luck: Narrator: "Wow...
  
  You TOTALLY fucked that up. I don't know why you even THOUGHT that MIGHT work..(idiot). But since you're new I guess I won't just kill you outright."
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I don't get it.: Sometimes "playing dumb" isn't an act.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Greatness: I want to win.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Action: Drive of story.
  
  Leads characters.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Strength: Play these to get strong outcome.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Weakness: Play these to get weak outcome.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Subplot: Only once per scene.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Creepypasta: Creepy . . . 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Uhm.: You're creepy. Congrats, you're doin' your job!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ........: Just. You scare people. No friends for you.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Reluctant Player: I don't want to do this.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fuck this!: I don't have to do this shit!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Whatever!: Will it get you to leave me alone?
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Anything But This.: I have better things to do... like pick my ass.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Generic Anime Character: Daaaww! Baka! Baka! By the power of the moon it is over nine thousand so we have to catch them all with the power of the cards! Desu. Desu. Desu.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Over powered Super Power: It's over NINE THOUUUSSSANNNDD!
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Kawaii-desu!: Ahhh! So Kawaii!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fan Fiction: Ohh god! My Eyes!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Unicorn-Cat: Lord of the internet has joined your story n honored.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Lord of the internet: He may do as he... pleases.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No you: You shall tremble before your lord.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Its not a sob story: everyone loves you, those who don't must be made to.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Narrator's Internal Monologue: "It's a good thing these players can't read my mind," thought the Narrator. "Otherwise they'd know how much I'm screwing with them."
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Narrator's Ego: "I am very kind to my players," thought the Narrator.  "That way they will realize how generally well-liked I am, and also clever and intelligent."
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Narrator's Id: "I'm in a bad mood," thought the Narrator.  "These players think they're so clever, but they aren't as clever as I am.  I'll show them how clever I am."
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Narrator's Desire to Drive the Plot: "This is a good story," thought the Narrator.  "I'll make something interesting happen.  Then it will be like me, for I am interesting."
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Plot: Mama? Papa?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: PLOT TWIST: You are so boned.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: PLOT TWIST TOO DIFFICULT: Oh, you're really boned.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bring Excitement!: Or something like that.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The 4th Wall: I am the great wall that divides the players from the characters.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Great Divide: Life is a pain. The Fourth Wall divides that pain from the enjoyment of reality.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fragile: The fourth wall is a very fragile thing, and should it break the world may end as we know it.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Organization.: The world requires organization between cannon and fandom. The two worlds must never bridge together. EVER.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Real Games Have Dice: You call this a character sheet? I'll show you a character sheet. Primary stats, secondary stats, power advantages, level enhancements with +3 proficiency modifiers... 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Critical Hit: Natural 20! With a +4 against Plot McGuffins and 10% experience point bonus!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Critical Fumble: Roll again to see if you dropped your weapon, cut off your own arm, or spilled acid on the Baron's new shoes.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gain Experience: When you fill in all the boxes on the character sheet, YOU WIN... a new character sheet!
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Purple Prose: You flow so poetically. You are many flowery sentences. Your answer or point is embedded amongst +1000 words. And that was just a description of what you looked like....
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pen Mightier Than Sword: So many pretty words. So hypnotic. They bring the world to its knees. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tl;dr: No sense can be made of your rambling, and nobody can understand what you're trying to accomplish. They've skipped to the bottom looking for the answers
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Drink, imbibe, taste of the ethereal transcendce of beauty that is the very foundations of the written word: Much to your chagrin, you follow in the footsteps of all the pretty words 
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Action: It is me
  
  What I do
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mad Skills: Doctor pulls out a battery and wires... Real MacGyver shit happens.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: So much weaker and stupider.: Even the net transvestite make fun of me.  Especially because I keep calling myself gendered.
  
  You try the whole game when you're senile and feeble and never enough energy to shave and shower.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Beautiful Ones were One Ugly Guy Who Hated You: And she really was an atrocious typist.  Someone shoot her.  For me.  For the United States.  Please.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Emotional Distress: Father?
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Take Over: This is MY game now bitches!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Power of Revision: I have faith in you. You can do better than that.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Anger Issues: Obviously, I have issues.... I mean come on.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Character 1's DNA: This is the DNA of Character 1.
  
  There is no way it can be Actions baby.
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Heehee!: Velcro! Hee hee!