conversations.from: system
conversations.value: 
  It was a cold November morning when, scrolling through creepy carpool offers and questionable used sofas, you found exactly the ad you had been looking for.
  
  
      Looking for Spooks (posted 3 days ago)
  
      Are you a Cryptid, Magic User, or otherwise Paranormal in nature??/? 
      Then we have something in common! 
      I am looking to put together a local group of cool friends, who can chat, about the problems we face as members of the SPOOKY community!!! 
  
      I hardly ever meet other non-humans in real life. 
      I figured when I moved to a big city, things would pick up! 
      That's where all the badass creatures hang out on TV. 
      But I guess we're rarer than I thought?? 
      Anyway. I would love to shoot the breeze with you, so e-mail me if you're interested, and live anywhere near crystal palace. 
  
      I won't post the location of the meeting here, cause you know some idiot human will think it's a JOKE! 
      Those guys are so silly!!
  
      * do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
  
  
  Your heart pounding in your chest, you type out a quick e-mail, and fire it off to *genuinespook69@gmail.com*. All you can do now is wait, and hope that this time it's real.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's probably a little too public to have the first meeting of a secret society of cryptids, but it did have 4 stars on yelp.
conversations.prefix: Little Palace:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A spirit with unusually good poltergeist abilities, which he mostly uses to wear cool clothes and pretend to drink. He died at 15, and is stuck in that mental state.
conversations.prefix: Walter:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oh god. It's really happening. Time to make friends.
conversations.prefix: Socialising:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The leader of the Crypto-Intelligence Institute (C.I.I).  A turncoat witch, she recruits infant magic users for governmental experimentation, then uses them to hunt down other spooks. She perceives all spooks not employed by the C.I.I or military as a threat to national security.
conversations.prefix: Maria Waldorf:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The first experiment of the C.I.I, and their top scientist. Her natural magic was boosted as a baby, through a spell which sacrificed several other creatures. Specialises in plants. 
conversations.prefix: 'Yasmin':
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The second experiment of the C.I.I, they escaped from the institute at 13 and have been on the run ever since. They have the power to create false avatars with different appearances, so you never know if you're talking to the real them or not.
conversations.prefix: 'Tick':
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A mysterious criminal, who looks around 12 years old. She has powerful time magic.
conversations.prefix: 'Puki':
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Creature of the night, living (dying?) for the aesthetic. Millennia in the future, you're gonna look like a demonic bat beast of hell, but for the first few centuries you're content to be the hottest, deadliest spook in town. 
conversations.prefix: Vampire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can use magical energy for your own ends. Starting fires, cursing humans, getting the remote from the other side of the room; no task is too petty for you to manipulate the fabric of the universe to solve it.
conversations.prefix: Witch:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The third experiment of the C.I.I, and the deadliest to date. She stopped ageing at 12, seems semi-vampiric, and has the power to slow down time almost to a halt. She escaped when she was 10, and decided to use her magic for criminal gain.
conversations.prefix: 'Puki' (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The least suspicious waiter you've ever seen!
conversations.prefix: N. Otaspy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Meet the members of your new spooky squad. At least, hopefully you'll be a squad, if you manage to be nice for an hour.
conversations.prefix: Socialise:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The young receptionist of Madame Morla's Vampire Emporium in the ghost rail. She doesn't seem very dangerous. She does seem weirdly psyched about customer service.
conversations.prefix: Tina:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Good for ONE USE ONLY, will transport you and all beings touching you to MADAME MORLA'S VAMPIRE EMPORIUM (non-corporeals not included). THANK YOU for your patronage."
conversations.prefix: Loyalty Necklace:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: http://jemmly.tumblr.com/post/152604646023/ignore-this-i-just-needed-to-link-ppl-to-it-for-an 
conversations.prefix: MAXWELL'S MAP:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Madame Morla's Vampire Emporium: including many item shelves to peruse, a shimmering and intriguing fountain, and Morla herself.
conversations.prefix: MMVE:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bianca's turner and former mentor, and highly influential owner of the Emporium in the southern ghost rail.
conversations.prefix: Madame Morla:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Small gems sparkle from underwater, but the centre looks very deep.
  
  A sign next to it says:
  
  *MMVE OFFERS*
  
  Potions: £10 for single use, £20 for triple use vials. Ask Hans for today's selection.
  
  Blood: £24 for O+, £16.95 for vials of all other types. Ask Joan.
  
  Shielding items: Ask Tony for the current selection.
  
  Weaponry: Ask Jessica for the current selection.
  
  Rarer items: Speak directly to Madame Morla.
  
  
  
  
conversations.prefix: Shop Fountain:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Small gems sparkle from underwater, but the centre looks very deep. A sign next to it says:
  
  *MMVE OFFERS*
  
  **Potions:** £10 for single use, £20 for triple use vials. Ask Hans for today’s selection.
  **Blood:** £24 for O+, £16.95 for vials of all other types. Ask Joan.
  **Shielding items:** Ask Tony for the selection.
  **Weaponry:** Ask Jessica for the selection.
  **Rarer items:** Speak directly to Mme. Morla.
conversations.prefix: Wishing Fountain:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're a bigfoot who came up with the idea of using yourself as a marketing tool to sell 'miracle hair growth formula', which is actually just your used bathwater that has been bottled and labelled.
conversations.prefix: Miracle Hair Growth Salesman/Con Artist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're charming and witty enough to get your own way most of the time, and you use your charisma to make disguises and bluffs quite convincing.
conversations.prefix: Hustler's Charisma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Due to such a sedentary salesman lifestyle, you can't run or jog particularly fast, and you have fairly low stamina.
conversations.prefix: Out of Shape:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You desire enough money to have a comfortable, pleasant life, and will do whatever you need to in order to get it.
conversations.prefix: Money:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: you are a camp vampire. most beautiful creature in the world. ambiguous gender
conversations.prefix: Campire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: you can bewitch people into doing whatever you want with a mixture of vampire powers, beauty and ambiguous gender
conversations.prefix: hypnotism:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: do i need to explain this one? ambiguous gender
conversations.prefix: allergy to sunlight:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: you want to be the most beautiful, and adored person (basically mettaton) loved by all thanks to ambiguous gender
conversations.prefix: fabulousness:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are unsure of your birth- your earliest memories were what seems to be late into your "adulthood" in the 1960's. After an unfortunate incident with a bridge in Ohio, you fled to england and found another fan of the night.
conversations.prefix: Looking to settle:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You make your living by tricking humans into giving you things for free, which you then hoard. You find great joy in pranking anyone and everyone but you don't really know when to stop.
conversations.prefix: Cornish Piskey/Petty Criminal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can use glamours to trick people and disguise yourself, and essentially make them do anything you want.
conversations.prefix: Glamour:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: With a 7ft wingspan, you is able to take flight into the air. Due to the weight of your "human" body, you can only do this for about an hour before resting, but can carry about 50kg of additional weight with you.
conversations.prefix: Flight:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're deathly afraid of anything made of iron. You don't really know why.
conversations.prefix: Iron:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You just love pranking people even if it borders on crime, which it often does. You would love to one day pull the ultimate prank and run for presidency.
conversations.prefix: For the Bants:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Instead of a tongue and teeth, you has a proboscis coiled within your mouth. Whilst an expressive cryptid though gestures, this makes you mute.
conversations.prefix: Mothmouth:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: With no memories of his creation, you is eager to find your past. Hunting down stories of your own appearances, you has turned towards looking for members of your own kind to find more info. 
conversations.prefix: Drawn to the flame:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: as a vampire you can bite peoples necks with very strong jaws and very sharp teeth.
  
  when done on a human it drains their blood, and can kill them, and it will restore your energy and heal injuries. this includes magic using humans, however curses can be transferred this way so better be careful
  
  when done on a non human it has a variety of effects, left to the narrator to decide
conversations.prefix: Vampire Bite:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Due to you essentially being a big, broad, 2-metre tall ape-man made (mostly) of SOLID MUSCLE, you're a pretty strong guy.
conversations.prefix: I AM THE FUCKING STRONG:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: when danger arises, you tend to act without thinking. This has frequently got you into hotter water water than you started in.
conversations.prefix: Impulsiveness:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: As your early life consisted of keeping away from people as much as possible, your confidence is non existent. Acting out in a 1 to 1 setting is really tough for you.
conversations.prefix: Nervous:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: to compliment your fabulousness, you are a very charming individual, you are capable of getting people to like you with relative ease, as long as they dont have any prejudice against vampires or the undead.
conversations.prefix: charm: