conversations.from: system
conversations.value: It's the late '70's, no cell phones or laptop computers, CB radio is still a Thing and gasoline is so cheap they'll wonder if you're crazy if you hijack a tanker truck.  News travels at the speed of the evening news, there is no CNN or internet and I hope you have a dime to make a phone call.
  
  Some nitwit is running around in what's left of his Angel's Flight jeans, turning green and running amok.  Then leaving town on a Greyhound, thumb taxi or trusty Keds sneakers.  Nobody has a photograph, but he's a really swell guy and we miss him a lot.  David - yeah, him!
  
  Welcome to The Incredible Hulk television show.  Let's have some fun with it.  Let's update the premise a skosh by adding today's Avengers to the mix (plus any of his network contemporaries, 1978-1990) and instead of Jack McGee running around trying to corner Banner, any one of you gets a shot at him.
  
  Banner will be played NPC - and if you catch him, you get a chance to introduce him to Nick Fury.  (Good luck with that.)
  
  Roll some twenties, my darlings.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Where we begin.  Somewhere in the world, someplace.
conversations.prefix: The Whole Wide World:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dr. David Banner—physician, scientist...searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry. And now, when David Banner grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. 
  
  "Don't make me angry.  You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
conversations.prefix: Dr. David Bruce Banner:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A Times Square arcade owner is being extorted to pay for protection.  Oh who shall come to save him?
conversations.prefix: Where's David?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Oh, you're lucky, all right.  All of it bad.  You were born under a Full Moon, but the stars didn't align.
  
  But once in a while, you NAIL IT.
  
  Those are the days you live for.
conversations.prefix: Lucky Bastid:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: ADHD?  If they invented Anal Attentive Hyperactive Disorder, you'd be first in line.
  
  Every i, dotted.
  Every t, crossed.
  
  You never blow it.  Unless something flies over your head while you were studying those ants crawling on the sidewalk.
conversations.prefix: Type A, OCD Alphabet Soup:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You like working, but you don't have to.
  
  You like solving mysteries because it keeps you busy.
  
  You could blow it and get sued for millions, and laugh it off.
  
  You got it made, pal.  In the shade.
conversations.prefix: Got It Made:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Who needs brains when you're as amazing as I am?
conversations.prefix: Fabulous:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Oh, please.  SHUT UP.
  
  I could figure out how to solve the national debt while you're trying to introduce yourself.
  
conversations.prefix: Bored Bored Bored:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have eyes in the back of your head, know the answer to every question and your spit holds the world together.
  
  You got this, Mom of The Year.  
conversations.prefix: Mom, Perfected:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What it says on the tin
conversations.prefix: So Damn Smart:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Daily newspaper?  How about ten of them, if you can get it.  By the end of the day, you've cross-referenced the top stories, including the key players.
  
  Don't get me started on the sport scores.
conversations.prefix: Fast Reader:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I really only have their best interests at heart, really!  
conversations.prefix: Trustworthy Face:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: SABRE has nothing on you.  You know when the buses leave the station, and if the trains are running on time.
  
  Also, hot-wiring cars is a given.
conversations.prefix: Transit Specialist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Yours is legendary.  You know how to reach out and touch someone at their direct-dial number.  All of them.
conversations.prefix: Rollodex:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ever eat a pine tree?  Many parts are edible!
conversations.prefix: Incredibly Good Cook:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: My wing's broken, and you gotta believe me!
conversations.prefix: Faker!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't even know how much money you have.  Computers don't have even throughput power to figure it out without frying themselves.
conversations.prefix: Bottomless Bank Account:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You grew up so broke, those look like a steak dinner.
  
  Seriously.  You could live on air.
conversations.prefix: Grass and Weeds:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You got a skateboard?  That's good.  But you could drive anything, up to and including Boeing 747 jumbo jets, Sherman tanks, and Saturn V rockets. 
  
  If you had to.
conversations.prefix: Drive Anything:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You get caught.  A lot.
conversations.prefix: Liar Liar Pants on Fire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Seriously, don't touch me.  You might have cooties.
conversations.prefix: Hypochondriac:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have a taste for things waaaay out of your budget.
conversations.prefix: Eyes bigger than your bank account:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't take no for an answer very well.  Matter of fact, not at all.
conversations.prefix: Mean When Thwarted:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Jogging.  It's a Thing with you.
conversations.prefix: Both Feet in Mouth:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It happens to the best of us.  You are actually the best, but you don't believe it.
  
  You really suck, and people would leave if they know just how bad.
conversations.prefix: Depressed:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Keep your hands to yourself!  *slap*
conversations.prefix: Boundary Issues:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You need a shower.  And a nap.  Also, when was the last time you ate something besides a bag of potato chips?
conversations.prefix: Single-minded:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: We can walk right by you, and never know you're there.
conversations.prefix: Cellophane:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hey, big man - we didn't need a bazillion balloons and party favors.
  
  And what's with the Omaha Steaks, anyway?
  
  Trying to buy yourself off again?
conversations.prefix: Wasteful:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cure, or no cure.  David needs to come home.
conversations.prefix: Bring David Home:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: David will find his own way through the world.  Just leave him alone, wouldya?
conversations.prefix: Leave Things Better Than You Found Them:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: He might break something!  Quick, capture him!
conversations.prefix: David is a Menace:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ignore that man behind the curtain.
conversations.prefix: David, who?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Life lesson, signed, sealed and delivered.  Thanks, David!
conversations.prefix: Thanks, I Needed That:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Director of SHIELD, knows more than you, badder than you, and isn't interested in taking any shit from you.
  
  Also, your best friend in the whole world.  True story.
conversations.prefix: Nick Fury:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: And we not talking smell, either.
  
  Do you lift.  HAH!
conversations.prefix: STRONG:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You ever heard the saying "drop a dime on someone?"  It's what you make a phone call with.  Good for one phone call.  Local.  Long Distance?  You'll need $.50.  In quarters.
conversations.prefix: Dimes:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's what's for dinner.  Er, lunch.  Something.
conversations.prefix: Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: How to ask for a lift.  You stand in traffic, with your thumb out.  Good for one so not so quick getaway.
conversations.prefix: Hitching a Ride:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "The hot sheets," according to the MIBs - for you?  Questionable content, celebrity gossip and Jack McGee latest report.  Does he know who killed Dr. David Banner?
conversations.prefix: The Daily Register:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Breaker, breaker, any takers?  Call channel 9 for the local REACT group in an emergency.  Note:  found in cars.  That have batteries that work in them.  Only.
conversations.prefix: CB Radio:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Just like the good guys use.  (You got a clue how to use this thing?)
  
  Loaded, no spare clips.
conversations.prefix: Gun (Weapon):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's a car.  On a bad day, you can sleep in it.
conversations.prefix: Wheels:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tell me about this guy.  What's it to ya?
conversations.prefix: Who is Dr. David Banner?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Two wheels that go around and around, gets you places faster than walking.  Also can carry your stuff.
conversations.prefix: Bicycle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It actually has smelling salts in it as well as Bactine and band-aids.
conversations.prefix: First Aid Kit:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Yours.  Maybe.  Make sure the number works, and has a fresh tape in the answering machine.
conversations.prefix: Business Cards:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Two of these, and you can drop a dime long distance, big spender.  Four of them will do a load of laundry!  Gee, the whole world could run on them!
  (Maybe it does.)
conversations.prefix: Quarters:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hypo-allergenic, warm even when wet acrylic fiber, hospital single-bed sized....blankie.
conversations.prefix: Blanket:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: David Bernard?  David Benton?  David Barton?
  
  What name is he going by today?
conversations.prefix: David Who Again?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're onto something - something isn't adding up.
  
  Then you turn a corner and run into this.
  
  Oh.  Crap.
conversations.prefix: Make The Connection! Code Green!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Did you answer an ad in the National Register?"
conversations.prefix: Hi, my name is - :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mmmm.
conversations.prefix: Apple.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's the late 70's, so not as shiny, but plenty loud and heavy on the flash, lean on the steak.
  
  Great place to get lost.   Pity you're here to find someone.  Hello, haystack?
conversations.prefix: Times Square, NYC:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There has to be a catch.
conversations.prefix: Pinball Wizard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Poor guy.  He's in deep to a mob boss for a loan.  It also appears something very big, very green and very angry has taken a shine to him.  
conversations.prefix: Saul (Arcade Owner):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: For the proper inspiration.  No, the songs are not in the same order as on the album.   Silly rabbit.
conversations.prefix: 8-Track Player:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Doubles as a paperweight.  Batteries good for - uh - an hour, maybe? 
conversations.prefix: Flashlight (and batteries):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Huge.  Thirsty.  BLINDING.
conversations.prefix: Beach Towel:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hey, you got someone on the inside, copy?
  
  Someone who knows someone who knows someone who KNOWS someone!
conversations.prefix: Low Friends (in High Places):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dr. David Banner—physician, scientist...searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry. And now, when David Banner grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs. 
  
  "Don't make me angry.  You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
conversations.prefix: Dr. David Bruce Banner (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mmmm.
conversations.prefix: Apple. :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mmmm.
conversations.prefix: Apple.  :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mmmm.
conversations.prefix: Apple.   :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mmmm.
conversations.prefix: Apple.    :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mmmm.
conversations.prefix: Apple.     :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mmmm.
conversations.prefix: Apple.      :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mmmm.
conversations.prefix: Apple.       :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Would do what it said on the tin, except it does just about everything.
  
  Yes, julienne fries.  That too.
conversations.prefix: DynaComp:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It won't have a tricorder in it, but it will have the basics - hammer, wrench, pliers, yanno.  ToolGuy stuff.
conversations.prefix: Toolbox (and tools):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Versatile, extends your reach.  Also, wood.
conversations.prefix: Stick:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hey, all the "fun" is getting there.
conversations.prefix: ROAD TRIP!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Am I completely howling mad, or am I just very very good at faking it? Some would say I have to be insane to do the insane things I can do with anything that flies. 
  
  Or a trashbag!
conversations.prefix: Unhinged... or am I?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You tend to go off at strange tangents at get distracted by your latest schtick. While some find you funny or endearing, mostly this can really wind people up. 
conversations.prefix: Unstable!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Squirrel Girl, Squirrel Girl,
  She's a human 
  and also squirrel.
  Can she climb up a tree?
  Yes she can, easily.
  That's why
  Her name is Squirrel Girl!
conversations.prefix: Squirrel Girl:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Doreen Green has the proportional agility of a squirrel!
conversations.prefix: Squirrel Agility:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: People don't take Doreen seriously sometimes!
conversations.prefix: Dismissed:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Doreen kicks butts and eats nuts, but does David's butt really deserve kicking? Or does he just need some tasty nuts to calm down and stop going... nuts.
conversations.prefix: Bring David Home:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ... Intimately perhaps.
conversations.prefix: Get to know David:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know how it is, being the little guy that watches the big people go at it. You've seen the dirtier side of life; parts of normality that are somewhat overlooked by most. You know how it feels to seem insignificant.
conversations.prefix: The Little Guy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Security systems?  Aint got nothing on me.
  
  Locks?  Meant to be opened...by me.
  
  An un-infiltrate-able base? Leave it to me to infiltrate it.
conversations.prefix: Burglar:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know how to handle a number of situations while maintaining discretion.
conversations.prefix: Trained professional:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can bodge crazy inventions from curiously convenient piles of scrap metal and vehicle part. Isn't it funny how people just seem to leave welders  lying around. 
conversations.prefix: Bodger:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Buses are for other people.
conversations.prefix: Not keen on public transport:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You live a double life! And normal girls do not talk to squirrels or have squirrel tails, except at scifi conventions. While normal superheroes do not have exams or babysitting jobs!
conversations.prefix: Secret Identity: