conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Hypersleep terminated...
  
  Arise, agents! Arise!
  
  ...
  
  Ok, seriously, get the hell up! That's better!
  
  By order of the Intergalactic Department of Investigation Observation and Termination, under the power of Expansion Charter 9020:53, your mission is now under way.  Your various home worlds send congratulations where appropriate.
  
  As standard procedure mandates, Xnlexsn class recon dispatch ship will enter Earth proximity imminently. Prepare!
  
  The fate of this planet and all species therein will depend on the results of your findings. Will your team recommend a formal first contact and extending an invitation to the GN?  Quarantine and bypass the species?  Implode the solar system?
  
  Large decisions are underway, and your reports and experiences are paramount.  Repeat, paramount.
  
  Orbit achieved! Move immediately to the native disguise application chamber.  Prepare to look, like, totally human.
  
  Update your societal database units.
  
  Move to the exit in an orderly manner.
  
  Deploy! Mingle! Observe! Report!
  
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  In plain speak:  Players are various types of aliens, in human disguises, here to asses humanity for inclusion  in the equivalent of the Galactic United Nations.  Their existence must remain a secret.
  
  It's comedy! Think Ghostbusters, Men In Black, etc... even a little 4th wall breaking from time to time is fine.  
  
  Some "shit might go down", but balance at least some of your cards towards fun interactions, quirky personality, and abilities that make your alien unique, rather than firepower or the like.
  
  For your character portraits, just find a person that represents your disguise, not your alien form.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Exponentially geekier than thou.
conversations.prefix: Super Intelligent:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Look! I'm a mailbox!
conversations.prefix: Master of Disguise:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Humans... so gullible.
conversations.prefix: Pursuasive:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pfft... I'm from a 10-G planet buddy, step off.
conversations.prefix: Tough as hell:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I'm a beautiful snowflake, don't touch!
conversations.prefix: Delicate:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Truly clueless as to Earth's workings.
conversations.prefix: Didn't do the homework:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Odd. On your planet, you're like a petunia.
conversations.prefix: Odor most foul...:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know the first step is always rebooting.
conversations.prefix: Technical, very technical:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The jig is up!  We're undone!  Oh, that's a cat.
conversations.prefix: Nervous:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: YOU DON'T NEED TO USE THEM. MAKE UP YOUR OWN :)
conversations.prefix: _ THESE ARE ALL SAMPLES!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE THEM! WRITE YOUR OWN!
conversations.prefix: _ THESE ARE SAMPLE IDEAS!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The sign said "drive through"!
conversations.prefix: Far too literal:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ooh! I have a device for that!
conversations.prefix: Gadgets and doo-dads a plenty:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Disguises are hard for the crystal people of Oreti 4!
conversations.prefix: Trouble fitting in:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: FEEL FREE TO MAKE YOUR OWN :)
conversations.prefix: _THESE ARE JUST EXAMPLES!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What do these apes have to offer the galactic art scene? The Centaurian Indie Film Fest? Do they even interpretive dance?
conversations.prefix: Cultural Envoy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Are these apes a threat? Can they be controlled? What don't we know?!
conversations.prefix: Military Expert:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What are all these monkey fluids?  Do they need this many organs?  They reproduce HOW?!
conversations.prefix: Biology Tech:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have the finest collection of the most amazing trinkets. This snow globe will be perfect!
conversations.prefix: Steal souvenirs:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This place is a dump, what can I do to speed this all up?  Nuke it?  Sure, whatever...
conversations.prefix: Hurry up!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: WRITE YOUR OWN IF YOU WANT!
conversations.prefix: _THESE ARE EXAMPLES:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: How can we know how they react to the unknown if we don't screw with them?
conversations.prefix: Cause mayhem:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Making oneself look great in the reports is of primary importance.
conversations.prefix: Self promotion:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Yours is not a race known for its empathy.
conversations.prefix: Cruel:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Protect the transport pod!
conversations.prefix: Secure the transport pod:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Transmit recorded audio report on initial deployment progress.
  
  
conversations.prefix: Report request! Initial Deployment Report:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nacho beard might complicate the situation if he's not managed!
conversations.prefix: Handle Earl Jr.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Let us sample these rolly coasties!!!  WROOOM!  WHOOOSH!!!
  
  Humans are easily amused by changes in lateral acceleration!
conversations.prefix: Rolly Coasties!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: These foods are considered edible on this planet.  Peculiar.  We shall sample a wide variety of local fine cuisine.
conversations.prefix: Fair Food Nom Noms!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tanner's crew of carnival security enforcers are still at large, watching for your college prankster brood... be vigilant!
conversations.prefix: Avoid the fair cops!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Special Agent Dhole Carver is obsessed with finding proof of extraterrestrial beings visiting Earth. It all began when his second cousin Myrtle went missing during a camping trip on Blind Man's Peak.   There were loud bangs and reports of strange lights in the sky, then poof . . . no more Myrtle.  Of course, you could say that just because it is called Blind Man's Peak doesn't mean it was safe for the blind Myrtle to be playing with fireworks, while drunk, right by the edge.  But Dhole knew better.  Why?  Aliens . . . that's why.
conversations.prefix: Dhole Carver:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are a credit to the cause!   Go, and fight the good fight!
  
conversations.prefix: Look guys, I am Helping!!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: *Optional*
  You have seen this type of bigotry before and you just wont stand for it!
  
conversations.prefix: This must be stopped!!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: *MANDATORY*
  
  The effects of Fanzo's pheromones have changed the mood of the entire human protest.  You find the warm atmosphere, deeps sense of fellowship, and exuberant expressions of love to be overwhelming.
  
  You begin to doubt your mission and wonder if instead of judging this race, your destiny was to come to this place, a place where you truly belong!
conversations.prefix: Merp Only: Overwhelming Sense of Brotherhood:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The alarm has been sounded.   We have hostiles incoming.  Time to head to the safety of the pod. 
  
   . . . wait a minute?  Who is this skinny human blocking the alley?
  
conversations.prefix: The scent of freedom . . . :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your a mess!  Get it together!
conversations.prefix: Glanns Only - Pull Yourself together!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sometimes schlubs get lucky and win Zaloxx Prime's consular entry into the Intergalactic Department of Investigation Observation and Termination.
conversations.prefix: Lottery Winner:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Who needs skills like science smarts and combat skills when you're friendly to a fault and [generally] likable.
conversations.prefix: Really Damn Likable:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "No, really...there's nothing down there that will hurt you."
  
  "Okay. Thanks, pal..."
conversations.prefix: Gullible:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: May as well make the most of things and have fun.
conversations.prefix: Adventure:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: So many creatures to document, classify, and sometimes lick.
conversations.prefix: Chief Zoologist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Reptoids are known to thrive in the most extreme of environments, pressures, temperatures... sometimes known to regenerate bits when needed.
conversations.prefix: Resilient:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Reptoids find some organisms nearly irresistible.  Rest assured it's purely in the name of science though.  Purely.
conversations.prefix: "Curious" appetite:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Reptoids live annoyingly short lifespans, one must experience it while they can.
conversations.prefix: Carpe Diem!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cataloging an unfamiliar planet's non-sentient flora is a critical step toward determing which of these mind-bogglingly weird species it's OK to talk to.
conversations.prefix: Analytical Xenobotanist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are the sum of your parts; that is, eighty-three repellent little monsters that can disentangle to wriggle through bars, down drains, and right into the nightmare of your choice.
conversations.prefix: Squirmomorphic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: An advanced piece of technology created to quieten the mad chorus of Gestaltulan voices in your head.
  
  Does not work.
conversations.prefix: Peripheral Thoughts Disintrusifier:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The galaxy's mistrust of a species that hears voices on one hand and may become a giant city-flattening protoplasmic monster on the other, is totally unjust. Prove it.
conversations.prefix: Serve:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The mighty Shay -Ron is known and feared throughout the BlonGlong Galaxy and Wurs Star Cluster as the greatest living warlord of the Klux empire.
conversations.prefix: Galactic Warlord:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your men test their metal against your mighty chest . . .
  
  Not their guts . . their actual metal, because it would usually break long before your skin would.
conversations.prefix: Built like a brick Klux house . . . :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Something must have gone wrong in the adaptation process . . . there was a flaw somewhere . . . 
  
  This body leaks from it's eyes and something doesn't feel right in my chest. . . 
  
  How could they do this to me?  Was it something I said?  I thought they wanted me to succeed in this mission!
  
  It is not fair, I tell you. . . *sniff* . .  it just isn't fair. . .
conversations.prefix: Hormonal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have managed to infiltrate their ranks undetected, but now the true test begins!
  
  You must find a new home for the Klux empire, but this is a covert operation!  If your companions ever found out who you really were, the jig would be up!
  
  This Earth may be suitable for the glory of the Klux, but if not, there are a few other races on this expedition that also might come from suitable homes.   Best to keep your motives to yourself this way your options are open.
conversations.prefix: Don't let them know!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Of the race Orbitrax, Fanzo's species have been named akin to wraiths, able to shrink and grow or adapt to the vacuum of space, fly through Zero-G and adapt to the individual environments of different worlds, sometimes acting like the environments themselves, especially after their own homeworld exploded.
  
  As such, his bodies morphology make sometimes automatically morphs without his say so. Different hair colour, eye colour, skin colour. It all depends on what his body feels is necessary for the situation.
conversations.prefix: Part of your world.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sometimes changing to make others feel better, Fanzo is much more comfortable making others feel happy(though this could be from the pheromones he exudes, which cause feelings of comfort and joy, and sometimes love.)
conversations.prefix: Friendly Environment:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fanzo devours organic material from whatever is possible. Sometimes, that means he needs to leech on someone, similar to a vampire bat or a mosquito. The results of being fed on are not overly harmful, making the victim feel inebriated upon waking.
conversations.prefix: Just going to borrow this....:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Orbitraxians(of the few that survived the planets destruction)were not overly subtle on their approach to Earth. 
  
  As such, either the earth government or a small group of UFO enthusiasts have focused on his arrival and have been searching for him.
conversations.prefix: Avoid Capture:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: As a Multidimesional Arithmasystemic Delineational (MAD) Scientist, you seek to find and document pivotal paradigm shiftable knowledge. 
  
  Every living thing, especially sentient organisms, has something to offer to the *Galactic Experimental and Evolutionary Knowledge (GEEK) Library*. Surely there must be some, probably many, unique discoveries of Earthling ingenuity waiting to be found and published in a post doctoral paper and delivered in your name!
conversations.prefix: Multidimesional Arithmasystemic Delineational Scientist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your enthusiasm about sciency things is wonderful, and leads you to an optimistic view in dire situations. This optimism is not always contagious, because when you try to explain it it usually comes across as quirky at best, certifiably nutso at worst.
conversations.prefix: Enthusiastic about your life and your work:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You may be from millions, maybe trillions of light years away, but you are still a nerd no matter what planet you are on. You're not really sure how that could possibly be a bad thing; I mean it's a strength not a weakness right?
conversations.prefix: Nerd!!!!!!!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are sometimes torn between doing what's  best for alien and humankind, what's best for science, and what's best for your scientific profile.  Usually the 3 are in harmony but when they are not, you are at a morale and personal dilemma.
conversations.prefix: Conflicting goals:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Let's face it . . . you are pretty hot.  
  
  Very hot, in fact.
  
  You make men, and even some women, think thoughts that would make a porn star blush.
conversations.prefix: You have a certain effect on men . . .:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Working in the mines makes a Zarforian stronger than most Zarforians, who are rather strong (at least compared to humans).
conversations.prefix: Strength:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Reptoids are known far and wide for their ability to synthesize and excrete chemicals from their epidermal tissues. Indeed their interest in biology stems from their desire to expand their knowledge of such functions.
conversations.prefix: "Excretionist":
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Earth mission's practically infinite credit line. Payment is due the moment this world achieves faster-than-light travel, so save those receipts!
conversations.prefix: Adamantine Card:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sometimes the Crazy is just what the doctor ordered.
conversations.prefix: Psexy Psycho:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fanzo's body produces different gases. This one is based on a certain plant that grows on earth. Many names, one of them female, some have even called it a weed....
  
  The fact of the matter is, it'll make the people stop arguing!
conversations.prefix: Sluggish Mist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Skink is still extremely inexperienced, enthusiastic, all the things that make 12 year old humans so goddamn annoying when they're spewing about Pokemon and you just want to tell them to shut the fuck up, but they're bouncing on the couch like a little shit and you want to hit them, but people frown on that.
conversations.prefix: Utterly Immature:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You aren't a big thing. . . it is a little unnatural, at least by human terms. . . .
conversations.prefix:  . . A little too strong . . .:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: With age comes wisdom... let's remember skink is like 7.
conversations.prefix: Simpleton:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Thanks to your weird-ass body proportions, any disguise suit you're stuffed into is one minor abrasion away from serious structural damage. Handle with care.
conversations.prefix: Fragile: