conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Greetings Troubleshooter!
  
  Are you prepared to serve Alpha Complex and Friend Computer in a new and exciting manner?  Of course you are!
  
  It has come to Friend Computer’s attention that PLC distribution centers are causing a lapse in clone happiness by 2.4 percent.  This cannot be permitted to continue.  As a test, your Troubleshooter group will travel to IGA sector and take up management of the new public food and beverage distribution center where clones of all clearances can select goods appropriate for their clearance and mingle with other happy clones, increasing their own happiness as well!  Computer simulations have resulted in a 19.5% increase in clone happiness after visiting the new facility.  Of course when operated by happy loyal clones those numbers should increase even higher!
  
  Thank you for your service!  
  
  ****
  
  This is a dark slapstick humor game based on the Paranoia RPG setting.  Your character will be a Red-Clearance troubleshooter assigned to a team for this particular mission.  
  
  Familiarity with the setting is helpful, but not necessary.  After all, unauthorized knowledge is treason.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Friend Computer only wants you to be happy and free from traitors, mutants, Commies, agitators, reprogrammed bots, improper coloration...
conversations.prefix: The Computer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Where all loyal clones go to receive their orders. 
conversations.prefix: Briefing Room:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The latest experiment in inefficiency with a smile.
conversations.prefix: Distribution Center:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I can take you where you need to go.
conversations.prefix: TransBot A-990:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Higher clearance than you.  Better not anger them.
conversations.prefix: Briefing Officer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Yay you’re a clone!
conversations.prefix: Clone:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are very good at violence rated abilities!
conversations.prefix: Violence:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are very good at brains rated abilities!
conversations.prefix: Brains:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are very good at chutzpah rated abilities!
conversations.prefix: Chutzpah:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are very good at mechanics rated skills!
conversations.prefix: Mechanics:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are not very good at violence rated skills.
conversations.prefix: No Violence:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are not very good at brains related skills.
conversations.prefix: No Brains:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are not very good at chutzpah rated skills.
conversations.prefix: No Chutzpah:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are not very good at mechanics rated skills.
conversations.prefix: No Mechanics:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You want to earn enough XP Points to get that next clearance.
conversations.prefix: Promotion!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: They will obviously attempt to sabotage Friend Computer’s newest happiness generating experience.  Stop them!
conversations.prefix: Expose Commie Mutant Traitors:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This can’t be permitted to succeed.  Just make sure somebody else takes the fall.
conversations.prefix: Make it Fail, Pass the Blame:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Home sweet home!
conversations.prefix: Alpha Complex:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Time is short and you must make it to the briefing.  But where is it?
conversations.prefix: Find the Briefing Room:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A paint bot has gone berserk, making a colorful mess of the corridor.
conversations.prefix: Mad Painting Bot:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Those clothes are above your clearance now.  How do you react?
conversations.prefix: Illegal Fashion (Porter):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Failure to be happy is treasonous.
conversations.prefix: Failure to be Happy (Matt):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re in charge!  You’re also responsible for everything!
conversations.prefix: Team Leader:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your focus is the neatness of the workspace and the clones within it.
conversations.prefix: Cleanliness Officer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your focus is the assigned gear and the bots tasked with assisting the experiment.
conversations.prefix: Equipment Officer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your focus is accurate inventory control, making sure what is sold is what they take, and reordering when necessary.
conversations.prefix: Records Officer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your focus is encouraging happiness for all clones.
conversations.prefix: Happiness Officer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your focus is watching for traitors and stopping them from causing mayhem with the experiment.
conversations.prefix: Security Officer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: [INDIVIDUAL OUTCOMES]
  Time to pick out your bonus duty!
conversations.prefix: I Want To Be The _______!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Time to make yourself part of the grabatorium!
conversations.prefix: Get Acquainted:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Computer is curious about all these rapid-fire reports.
conversations.prefix: I See All The Treasons (Porter):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The currency in Alpha Complex these days.
  
  A stack of 2 can be rewritten into a small bonus item.  
  A stack of 3 can be rewritten into a large bonus item.
  A stack of 4 can be rewritten for a promotion!
conversations.prefix: XP Points!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It’s time to open the Grabatorium to the whole of IGA sector!
conversations.prefix: Opening Day!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The shelving bot situation needs resolving quick!
conversations.prefix: Shelving Bot (Matt):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The mess is filling up as fast as the scrubots  can clean it.
conversations.prefix: Too Much, Too Fast (Pen):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: An Indigo clone, watching the mayhem with interest.
conversations.prefix: Cent-I-PDE-4 / 0 (Izumi):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A clone who looks like an surveillancebot was crossed with a vat of Infrared Cold Fun.
conversations.prefix: Jon-O-LVR-1 / 1 (Porter):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clones have gotten wind of Ophelia's handing out free samples.  It's clogging up the checkout queues.
conversations.prefix: Free Stuff! (Ophelia):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: HPD&MC talent coordinator.  
conversations.prefix: Hob-B-NOB-4 / 1 (Notsog):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One of the  Treason-Blocker Footgear sets is not where it should be.  Where did it go?
conversations.prefix: Missing Mission Equipment:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Is this a new gift from the Computer?
conversations.prefix: Strange New Carpet:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Time to replace the special item of the day and top-off everything else!
conversations.prefix: The New Product (minus one thing):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Anti-Complex terrorists from a secret society have shown their treasonous ways!  
conversations.prefix: PURGE Attack!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The BBB is late.
conversations.prefix: Delayed Shipment:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The producer of the Tesla-O-MLY show, and a known enthusiast of clone footwear.
conversations.prefix: Tarantino-I-NOO-8:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is your chance!  Spend those points the keep the XP economy flowing!
conversations.prefix: XP Spending!  (Porter):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Whatever could it be?
conversations.prefix: Mystery Asset:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There’s a lot of clones in here...
conversations.prefix: It’s Filling Up...:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The time is now, the show has began!
conversations.prefix: Showtime!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Smoke?  Confetti?  What is going on here?
conversations.prefix: This is Madness!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Commie Mutant Traitors are attempting treasonous activity!
conversations.prefix: Kidnapping!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Have the clones been properly maintaining hygienic standards?
conversations.prefix: Report: Cleanliness Officer [Penelope]:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What is the overall report of the mission?
conversations.prefix: Report: Team Leader [Penelope] :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: How well did assigned equipment perform and was it returned intact and functioning?
conversations.prefix: Report: Equipment Officer [Matt]:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Did the team maintain proper levels of happiness and joy?
conversations.prefix: Report: Happiness Officer [Izumi]:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Were proper safety and security protocols followed and visiting clones kept secure from harm not inflicted by themselves?
conversations.prefix: Report: Security Officer [Porter]:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Can Pen save her own neck?
conversations.prefix: Bootlicking! [Penelope]:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: How did things go?
conversations.prefix: Mission Review:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Yay you’re a clone!
conversations.prefix: Clone:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Doing the thinky things that makes the other things happen!
conversations.prefix: Brains:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's just so much paperwork.
conversations.prefix: No Violence:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Is that too much to ask for?
  
  Yes. Yes, it is. But you don't know that.
conversations.prefix: Order and Efficiency:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Even though you have been promoted to a higher rank, sometimes old habits die hard.
conversations.prefix: Rank and File:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are new to this "troubleshooting" thing and, while possibly good at the "trouble" part who know if you can pull off the "shooting" part.
conversations.prefix: unexperianced:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don’t like the look of them. They’re obviously mutants.
conversations.prefix: Prejudiced:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What Would Friend Computer Do?
  
  It would intimidate the snot out of some low-level TroubleShooter for the convenience of itself—I mean, the greater happiness of the Complex.
conversations.prefix: WWFCD?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Of course I'm paying atten ... oh, look at that. That's interesting. I wonder how that works.
conversations.prefix: Easily nerd-sniped:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's not just your brains, it's how you use them.
  
  In your case, probably too much.
conversations.prefix: Over-Analytical:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You like to keep clean, both of physical dirt from failing machines, and of the reputational taint that comes with failing projects.  
conversations.prefix: Keen on clean:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You did more than fix commas at the Research and Design facility. Sometimes, you actually read the reports! Understanding them though... is another thing entirely.
conversations.prefix: Research and Design:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Trial and error, right?
  
  Only it's mostly just error right now.
conversations.prefix: Systemically Systematic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You see sweets, you eat. 
conversations.prefix: Sweet tooth:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Is it a fear of being seen as a traitor? Or just in your nature? While you dont like being invisible sometimes that's the easiest path.
conversations.prefix: Timid:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Servile fawning and deference are the only correct approaches when it comes to higher clearances.
conversations.prefix: Obsequious:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Anything can be a plan that is out to ruin you! Especially the ones that seem the most innocent or mundane!
conversations.prefix: Overly Suspicious:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are someone whose bursting enthusiasm can bring up the mood of an entire room.
conversations.prefix: Set the Mood:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nothing is beyond you, or so you think.
conversations.prefix: Overconfident:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know you are destined for greater things, how things should be done, and how to inspire other clones.
conversations.prefix: Born to lead:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All your M&Ms are in the right pile. All your pencils are lined up. Everything has its place. Especially you.
conversations.prefix: Perfectionist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No need to lie when you have nothing to hide.
conversations.prefix: Honest:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There are so many ways to be happy! And you're equipment officer so no one would notice if something went missing...
conversations.prefix: Too much happiness!!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Happiness is so important, why *shouldn't* you take a few risks to ensure it?
conversations.prefix: Serious About Fun:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The most mind numbing question that can be ask, that makes you feel more dead inside than ever before.
conversations.prefix: "Can you check the back?":
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are tireless in your dedication towards an objective you believe in.
conversations.prefix: Diligent:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Affects all of Alpha Complex.
conversations.prefix: What Happens in [Redacted] Club...:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What? No! I'm not scared! Only mutant commie traitors get scared. This card is treasonous!
conversations.prefix: Scared:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hey, you get there in the end.
conversations.prefix: Complex Solutions for a Simple World:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You take your job seriously, and somehow, you wound up in charge. You'll show them all the value of order and efficiency! Or at least order. Or at least--look, it'll succeed, okay?
conversations.prefix: Make It Work:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Because there's no such thing as being *too* eager for a good, loyal, hardworking, happiness-inducing cause!
conversations.prefix: More Enthusiasm Than Awareness:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: If we just all stand together in one spot without moving, there'd be no chance of accidentally committing treason!
conversations.prefix: Anxious:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Just the thing for an excessively wide distribution of unreasonably bubbly cheerfulness!
conversations.prefix: Canister of Concentrated MegaCheeroxin:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This bot is only for emergencies, but the imaginative can think of all sorts of emergencies it could be used for.
conversations.prefix: Fire-bot:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Maybe not always skilled or pragmatic or reasonable, but *definitely* enthusiastic.
conversations.prefix: Enthusiastic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Designed to hold a person in place, just pull the pin and throw it as best you can.
conversations.prefix: Goodnade:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've heard that missions only get harder once they're over. Get out of there in one piece!
conversations.prefix: Survive:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Why stop here?
conversations.prefix: Another promotion:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You do not mess around.
conversations.prefix: Thorough:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild: