conversations.from: system
conversations.value: You're a proud employee of the Hosker Supplies Company - or, more likely, you're a slightly fed-up employee who's only working there until something better comes along. The office Christmas party approaches, and you know that just like last year and the year before it's going to be an excruciating ordeal full of sour eggnog, off-tune Christmas carols and way too much employee drama. 
  
  You'd just skip it, but the big boss likes to hand out bonuses in person. No party, no bonus.
  
  So put on your glad rags and paste on a smile - it's time to party!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Shhh...
conversations.prefix: Secret Santa:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF STOP STEALING MY YOGURT FROM THE COMMUNAL FRIDGE
conversations.prefix: Kitchen:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The ol' cubicle farm.
conversations.prefix: Office:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pens, staplers, hidden stashes...
conversations.prefix: Supply Closet:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wait, it has a *window*?
conversations.prefix: The Boss's Office:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: He's not a bad guy, really...
conversations.prefix: The Boss:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Secretary, line manager, IT guy? The possibilities are endless.
conversations.prefix: Create your own:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Maybe you're patient. Or smart. Or maybe you're the only person who can fix the copier...
conversations.prefix: Create your own:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Please note not EVERYBODY can have 'a deep simmering resentment' as their weakness.
conversations.prefix: Create your own:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Confess your unrequited crush? Suck up to the boss? Or just make it out in one piece.
conversations.prefix: Create your own:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Julie from Accounting actually *likes* Christmas parties. What’s your excuse? 
conversations.prefix: Explain your Motives:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You see him every day - what's his name again?
conversations.prefix: Security Guard :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: He really wants to tell you about this great book he’s just finished…
conversations.prefix: Annoying Intern:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have to talk about *something* around the water cooler.
conversations.prefix: Office Gossip:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Typing? Sure. Filing? No problem. Stuffing envelopes? Can do, boss! Heck, you'll even go get everyone coffee.    
conversations.prefix: Administrative Assistant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are a well oiled machine. There is a place for everything and everything in its place. You know the ins and outs of this place and your job.
  It's like you have 6 arms, sometimes.    
conversations.prefix: Organized:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: For some reason you can't understand, not everyone likes his/her job here. But you love it! Every day is a new adventure! You make it a great day, or not. The choice is yours! Chin up! Keep Calm and Carry On! You're full of those annoying maxims.
conversations.prefix: Annoyingly Perky:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's your favorite holiday! And you're going to make sure that EVERYONE is just as HAPPY as you are! 
conversations.prefix: Spread Christmas Cheer!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You clean up after these people, you probably have to clean up the party too.    
conversations.prefix: The Janitor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's always a practical approach to take in problem solving
conversations.prefix: Reasonable:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Did I tell you about the time I met Frank Sinatra?"
  
  You MIGHT be telling the truth, but you exaggerate so much people don't believe you.   
  
conversations.prefix: Tall Tales:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You clean up this place all year, so why should you have to clean after the party?
conversations.prefix: Don't Clean up this year:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: 
  
  Names, numbers, lists... endless lists.
  
  That's pretty much it.
  
  Oh, and typing. Typing, scrolling, saving and sending.    
  
conversations.prefix: Secretary:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've been here forever, and you know what you're doing.
  
  Be it opening the squeaky front door so that it doesn't squeak, or finding a place for another box when nobody else can, you've done it all before.
conversations.prefix: Old Hand:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: 
  
  Your joints ache, and to younger generations you could be alien life.
  
  Sometimes, you also feel the need to tell them little ones what it was like in your day. At length.    
  
conversations.prefix: Aged:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: 
  
  It's time you shared some tales of your youth with all these youngsters.
  
  You've always enjoyed reliving the good old days, and this looks like the perfect opportunity.    
  
conversations.prefix: Tell 'em Youngsters:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're the one who has to keep this place running day to day. And by God, you mean to do it, come Hell, high water, or a bunch of irresponsible idiots who don't follow directions, apparently can't read, and would rather talk your ear off than actually do their jobs.
conversations.prefix: Office Manager:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are far smarter than your mediocre position in this sub-mediocre company would suggest.
  
  You forget nothing. About anything. Ever.
  
  And you're damn good at applying your knowledge, too.
conversations.prefix: Mind Like a Steel Trap:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Because you didn't say nobody could! :P
  
  Seriously. You can't believe you're still stuck here in this dead end job. 
  
  With these deadbeat people.
  
  Running their goddamn party. 
conversations.prefix: A Deep Simmering Resentment:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Most of these people hate each other, and hell, why wouldn't they?
  
  But after last year's debacle, the boss has given you the personal responsibility of making sure they all make nice, and that everyone has a good time.
  
  Or at least that nobody sets anybody else on fire.
  
conversations.prefix: Keep the Peace:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Not only do I have to attend this stupid party, I have to stay afterwards to clean up as well. I hate my life.    
conversations.prefix: Janitor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Working alone all these late hours seems to have turned you into some sort of sage. What is life? Who am I? What the hell is this green thing on the bathroom floor?    
conversations.prefix: Sage philosopher:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You need everything to be sparkling clean. You won't let these fools mess up your beautiful floors with their having a good time.    
conversations.prefix: Perfectionist/OCD:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: 
  
  Try and get through the night and make sure you have as little work possible after the party is done.    
  
   
  
conversations.prefix: Survive the night:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tallies, balances, shipments, accounts payable and receivable, you handle it all and rule the books with an iron fist.    
conversations.prefix: Accountant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Consider a problem, evaluate it, determine possible outcomes
  Analysis is in your blood and bones now, and you have a working knowledge of everything from the traffic flow pattern in the office to how your coworkers relate to each other.
conversations.prefix: Analytical:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Look, this job pays the bills. It's not special, it presents few chances for advancement, and you wouldn't want them if they existed.
  You find ways to amuse yourself during the workday, but you'd rather be anywhere else.
conversations.prefix: Apathetic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sure, your main goal is to get your bonus, like everyone else, but you have to keep yourself entertained somehow until those envelopes get passed around, right?    
conversations.prefix: Cause Trouble:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your somewhat uncomfortable around people.
conversations.prefix: Shy: