conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Separate you are the *worst* Super Heroes in Knight City. Together you are the *worst* Super Group in Knight City. Petty thugs, laser wielding minions, or aliens with planet destroying earthquake machines, there is no manner of evil doer you cannot fail to capture.This is the story of L.O.G.G (Legion of Good Guys), a second string super hero group made up of a pack of incompetent misfits who just happen to have super powers. The question is not whether you will succeed in saving the day, but whether you will survive to fail again.
  
  This game ongoing game periodically opens up for new player as others cycle through. Players post as frequently, or infrequently, as they like. It is meant to be light hearted, fun, and hopefully funny. Feel free to create your own powers (strength cards), but keep in mind that you don't want to be too useful. Come up with a good Hero name, and origin.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One of the thugs dropped it. It's yours now.
conversations.prefix: Banana-Goo gun:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Find out who is really pulling the Simian Strangler's strings.
conversations.prefix: Who's in Charge Here? (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You might have superpowers, but your aim? It needs work. When you go into battle you are as much a risk to your teammates, citizens and local infrastructure as you are to the badguys.
conversations.prefix: Klutz:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Raise enough cash to get L.O.G.G. Out of hock and free of the influence of Barnacle Charles.
conversations.prefix: Where's that Cash (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Find out who is really pulling the Simian Strangler's strings.
conversations.prefix: Who's in Charge Here?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There is something going on that has something to do with the symbol of a magic 8 ball. What's *that* all about?
conversations.prefix: Signs Point To Yes (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Go rescue the Canadian.
conversations.prefix: Get the Mountie:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: For too long has this showboating buffoon hogged the spotlight. Let's show the world his dirty laundry!
conversations.prefix: Expose The Spectacle:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A small handful of mutagen candy.
conversations.prefix: Mutagen Candy.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It is a gun that shrinks things.
conversations.prefix: Shrink ray:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You need to find a way to reverse the terrible mutation the bureaucrats have suffered. You wouldn't be cruel and leave them a lamp would you?
conversations.prefix: Reverse the Mutation of City Hall:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: They are in here somewhere
conversations.prefix: Find the photos:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This is, possibly, the most disgusting bowl of food you have ever seen. Why are you even eating it? Stop that!  No. Not just one more bite. Put it down.
conversations.prefix: Bowl of Muffin Flan:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There is something going on that has something to do with the symbol of a magic 8 ball. What's *that* all about?
conversations.prefix: Signs Point To Yes:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You need to find a way to reverse the terrible mutation the bureaucrats have suffered. You wouldn't be cruel and leave them a lamp would you?
conversations.prefix: Reverse the Mutation of City Hall (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: For too long has this showboating buffoon hogged the spotlight. Let's show the world his dirty laundry!
conversations.prefix: Expose The Spectacle (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're doing hall this work saving people, it's only fair if you get to keep a little bit of the goods.
conversations.prefix: No One Will Miss It:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Raise enough cash to get L.O.G.G. Out of hock and free of the influence of Barnacle Charles.
conversations.prefix: Where's that Cash:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Go get that drug addled Canadian!
conversations.prefix: Save the Mountie:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is a pile of slightly radioactive space junk. It could be useful. Or it might give you skin cancer. 50/50 really.
conversations.prefix: space ship wreckage:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Go get that drug addled Canadian!
conversations.prefix: Save the Mountie (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: After having been injected with mutigen by Chairman Mole you occasionally sprout a centaur body. It only lasts a short time, sometimes causing trouble.
conversations.prefix: Centaur Parts:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You aren't just cool, you are McFly!
conversations.prefix: Hover board:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It seems like there are miles of tunnels under Knight City, built by mutated Mole People. Neat.
conversations.prefix: The Mole Tunnels:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are surrounded, out gunned, and there looks like there's a lot of them.  This is a time for tact and diplomacy.
conversations.prefix: Don't Antagonize Them.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: First things first! Stop this ship from flying away.
conversations.prefix: Shut down the engines:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The flagship of Barnicle Charles, Dread Pirate of Tulsa. It has 100'guns and a crew of swarthy sea...air dogs.
conversations.prefix: The airship Desolation:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cut the warehouse loose!
conversations.prefix: Cut the Cables:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fight your way through the pirate henchmen on the ground and somehow get up on the ship.
conversations.prefix: Get on That Boat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Pirate Captain of the airship Desolation, Barnacle Charles is the most feared pirate in the South West. He has recently expanded his criminal operations north to Knight City.
conversations.prefix: Barnacle Charles, Dread Pirate of Tulsa:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Usually a posh interior, all marble and shine. Today it is a disaster.
conversations.prefix: Bank interior:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dr. Simon Simpleson had always been obsessed with gorillas. So much so that in response to a drunken dare he had his own arms removed and a set of powerful gorilla arms attached in their place. He went mad after that.
conversations.prefix: The Simian Strangler:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bring down that monkey-man any way you can!
conversations.prefix: Stop the Strangler:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: He's getting away! Get him!
conversations.prefix: Capture The Simian Strangler:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: He's in great danger. Mostly from you guys. Save him!
conversations.prefix: Rescue The Rooftop Hobo:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've been at this for a long time. You used to be one of the golden age Heroes. And you've still got it! Well to a point. You aren't as fast or strong or cognizant as you once were, but....what were you saying?
conversations.prefix: Veteran:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You spray acid at people. Criminals, ideally.
conversations.prefix: Acid Jets.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are very, very smart. This does not, unfortunately, necessarily mean useful or effective. But, man are you smart.
conversations.prefix: Big Brain:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Either with guns or arrows or knives or thrown chihuahuas you are a bullseye shot.
conversations.prefix: Sharpshooter:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: After years of trying, and failing, to make a quick buck through the proceeds of crime you have decided to mend your ways. You've been in prison, you've been on the lam. You are sick of Herod beating you up so you decided to join them.
conversations.prefix: Reformed Crook:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You think that you are the best thing since sliced bread. You don't know what everyone else is complaining about.
conversations.prefix: Oblivious:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You aren't so much terrible at being a hero as you are inexperienced. Whatever. This is way more fun than doing homework.
conversations.prefix: Teen Wonder:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You just got these powers and man it's cool. You just need to figure out how they work.
conversations.prefix: N00b:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Why are you a hero? Do you know how many twitter followers a hero gets? You have a bad habit of stopping battle to upload selfies to Instagram.
conversations.prefix: Social Media Butterfly:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your voice is gruff. You are rude. You probably smoke cigarettes inside like a jerk. You aren't one of these goodie-two-shoes. The only thing you hate more than them is crime.
conversations.prefix: Anti-Hero:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have a dynamite-proof suit and a bunch of sticks of dynamite. Sound like a good idea? It does to you!
conversations.prefix: Dynamite!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The roof of the bank. It is very roof-like.
conversations.prefix: Bank Roof:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not the messed up face/ murder children kind. The play pranks and whip off witty (you think) puns in battle kind. You can't understand why you are the only one laughing.
conversations.prefix: Joker:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can design and build devices you use to fight crime. Sometimes they even work.
conversations.prefix: Invention Time!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Badgers or budgies, wolves or wombats. Your character can control one kind of animal, and has one as a constant companion.
conversations.prefix: Animal Control:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have been mixed with an animal, or maybe you are a smart animal or your dad was a freak who did terrible things. Regardless of how it happened you use your animal powers to fight crime.
conversations.prefix: Human/Animal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Damn, you're strong. You can rip cars apart, throw enemies miles and push down trees.
conversations.prefix: Smashy Smashy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can swim, breathe underwater and talk to fish like...well a fish. Congrats. Bean town is a thousand miles from the ocean so have fun with that.
conversations.prefix: Fish....like powers:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Maybe you had an accident and some friendly scientist tore apart what was left of your mangled body and rebuilt you, or maybe the government made a better you. Regardless you are, like 60% robot.
conversations.prefix: Robot Parts:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You aren't an alcoholic. You just like the taste of whiskey. At nine AM. And the rest of the day
conversations.prefix: Alcoholism:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fire, water, wind (not spirit though). You can affect one of these. Maybe shoot it out your fingers or eyes.
conversations.prefix: Elemental Power:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The mayor of Knight City for the past ten years. No one knows if he is on drugs (yes), a drunk (yep), a complete idiot (right again), or a mastermind who hides his skill behind a foolish facade (nope, he's a high, drunk idiot).
conversations.prefix: Mayor Fob Rord:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your powers come and go, without your control, usually during battle.
conversations.prefix: Intermittent Powers:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your body is like a lump of plastercine. I'm not sure what that's good for, but it's what you've got, so you be you, you.
conversations.prefix: Stretchy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There is a bomb. What do you think you need to do with it? Wear it as a hat? Disarm it!
conversations.prefix: Disarm that bomb:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Probably a good idea if all of you guys get out if there with anyone who's still standing. Or laying down. You all better go.
conversations.prefix: Clear the building.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Either as a side effect of your powers or just bad genetic luck, you are nasty to look at. Maybe your skin hangs off of you like sacks of dried lentils, maybe your face is a blob of flesh, maybe your skin is invisible and your organs on display.
conversations.prefix: God, Are You Uuuuuuugly!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You might have superpowers, but your aim? It needs work. When you go into battle you are as much a risk to your teammates, citizens and local infrastructure as you are to the badguys. You fall down stairs, you go through walls...
conversations.prefix: Klutz:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Normally this wouldn't be a weakness. But you take things too far. You can't j-walk to chase a bad guy. You leave a note on every car you bounce off of in a battle. You are, frankly, kind of chore to be around.
conversations.prefix: Intense Moral Code:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All your power comes from an enchanted weapon that you found/won/were gifted/stole. When you wield it you can do things no mere humans cannot.
conversations.prefix: Power Weapon:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have considered the abyss and realized the futility of life. *Why bother catching this crook? What difference does it make to the universe? Why even wake up in the morning?* You can...get a little blue, at times, rendering you incapable.
conversations.prefix: My Soul Is Full of Weeds:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You radiate either poison gas, mind melting rays, or, well, radiation. No one can ever come near you, you can't touch citizens without poisoning them, and you *can't find love*!
conversations.prefix: Poison Aura:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your parents were killed by evil doers and this has really jacked you up. You are driven to avenge them, and hopefully punish those that did it.
conversations.prefix: Dead Parents:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't belong on this alien world and you just want to go home.
conversations.prefix: Stranger in a Stange Land:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your alter-ego, who you are when not in costume is on the run. You want to clear your name.
conversations.prefix: Clear your name:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You kind of just like to fight. If you weren't a super hero you would be a boxer or a UFC fighter or just that jerk at the bar picking fights.
conversations.prefix: Get In The Ring:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: *Being a super hero would be great if it weren't for all this fighting crime stuff. Its so *dangerous*! I mean, someone could get really hurt out here!* You'll do just about anything to avoid getting hit or hurt, except run away. You wouldn't want to look like a coward!
conversations.prefix: Not The Face!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are in this for the rewards. That yacht isn't going to buy itself, you know.
conversations.prefix: Show Me the Money:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are an alien who has crashed landed on this stupid rock of primitive monkey-men. You are a compassionate guy, though and so you will try and use your superior Alien nature to help them out.
conversations.prefix: Alien Nature:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Early in your career you made a mistake that cost someone their live. You have spent the time since trying to atone for that. If only you could stop making similar mistakes.
conversations.prefix: With Great Power Comes, Bla, Bla, Bla:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know that you are supposed to be helping stop crime, but look at how shiny this stuff is! You can't help yourself, you just need to help your self.
conversations.prefix: Klepto:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You love your country and will smash/shoot/eye-ray blast anyone who thinks differently.
conversations.prefix: Patriot:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This power isn't a gift, its a curse. One that you will, hopefully, one day free yourself from.
conversations.prefix: Search For The Cure:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rescue Chamele-man and Adventure Kid.
conversations.prefix: Its Raining Children. Also Chamelians.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The street is cordoned off with police tape and police cars. Citizens are milling about trying to see the action.
conversations.prefix: Street outside of First Bank of Knight City:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Every organization needs one.
conversations.prefix: Come up with a mission statement.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The office of the mayor. It looks like there has been a party on here.
conversations.prefix: Mayor's Office:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Much hatrassed police Sargent. She is getting pretty sick of dealing with all these super villains and so-called Heroes.
conversations.prefix: Sargent Maggie Olsen:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Every organization needs one right?
conversations.prefix: Come up with a mission statement:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You need to get passed the armed, gorilla  costumed thugs that are guarding the entrance.
conversations.prefix: Get in the bank.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's raining heroes (and rubble) and you gotta get them down safely
conversations.prefix: Gotta Catch Em All:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Stop this fight before it kills you.
conversations.prefix: Keep The Peace.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Located in the worst part of Knight City, surrounded by toxic factories, prostitutes, parking lots and feral dogs, is L.O.G.G HQ. Inside is a large room, littered with years of grime and trash, with one card table, nine Mia-matched kitchen chairs, a police scanner and an old, off-white computer.
  
  It is also now underwater, kind of airtight, at the bottom of the Chessman River.
conversations.prefix: L.O.G.G. Headquarters:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Come up with a schedule for cleaning up the base.
conversations.prefix: Cleaning Rota:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The ultimate Hero of Knight City. Dressed in red and black he's been fighting crime for 35 years. He is the best of the best.
conversations.prefix: The Spectacle:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The ultimate Hero of Knight City. Dressed in red and black he's been fighting crime for 35 years. He is the best of the best. The best.
conversations.prefix: The Spectacle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Its a hole in the ground. Its big. Its not actually that old. They just started digging it a few weeks ago.
conversations.prefix: Big Ol' Hole In the Ground:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Theres got to be a way down into there. Figure it out.
conversations.prefix: Get in the Hole:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You don't have a very firm grasp of your power. Sometimes it surges out of control. You tear doors off hinges when you mean to open them, or you want to start a small fire and burn a block. You are a hazard.
conversations.prefix: Power Surge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: He is the leader of the mole rebellion.
conversations.prefix: Chairman Mole.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You need to convince the chairman you are on his side.
conversations.prefix: Talk your way out if it.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Something is fishy about those plans. Take a peek.
conversations.prefix: Read those plans.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The dig master is a mad scientist, bent on conquering the underworld. Both that of crime and the one literally existing under the streets of Knight City.
conversations.prefix: The Dig Master:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Quick! Go rescue that Canadian.
conversations.prefix: Get the Mountie:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's coming for you, better watch out.
conversations.prefix: Survive the digger:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Let's not have a whole city of duck centaurs, ok?
conversations.prefix: Stop the Mutagen:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Capture and contain all of the henchmen.
conversations.prefix: Round up the thugs:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gotta get in there.
conversations.prefix: Break into the vault:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Just one of those things a 'serious' Super Team needs to deal with.
conversations.prefix: Create a Vacation Schedule:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Find out what happened to everyone.
conversations.prefix: Where did everybody go.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Get past the security, into Fob Rord's office, open the secret door and get into the basement.
  
  Have fun.
conversations.prefix: Get into City Hall:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get that Doomsday Button away from Adventure Kid without setting it off
conversations.prefix: Stop That Kid:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bring that dastardly guy to justice.
conversations.prefix: Catch the Dig Master:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get that dastardly mole.
conversations.prefix: Capture Chairman Mole:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clear all these Minions away.
conversations.prefix: Take out The Trash:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Dig Master is going to destroy you with a giant drill. Just like that old gypsy lady said!
conversations.prefix: Shut down the Digger:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Use your powers to catch all the rats running amok in the HQ.
conversations.prefix: Clear out the Rats:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The wind beneath your wings is your power. You can fly. Perhaps you actually do have wings. Or a jet pack. Or you can just fly by poking one arm forward, the other on your hip like some unnamed man in a 'super' blue and red costume.
conversations.prefix: Flight:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are either a thinking talking vehicle, a car, sub, helecoptor, or jet, or you own one, like knight rider.
conversations.prefix: Sentient Vehicle:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can't help it. Nothing you say is true. Not even that. Some things you say *are* true. Maybe. Unless that is a lie.
conversations.prefix: Compulsive Liar:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When you go to the store old ladies whack you with their canes. Little kids put gum in your hair. When you battle villains it is always *you* who gets hit first.
conversations.prefix: Attack Magnet:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Someone once told you to be the best you could be. You took that to heart. You strive to be the best. You'll lie cheat and steal in order to beat anyone else. If they are handing out trophies you had better get the biggest one. Where is your damn trophy!?
conversations.prefix: Be the Best:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Someone once told you to be the best you could be. You took that to heart. You strive to be the best. You'll lie cheat and steal in order to beat anyone else. If they are handing out trophies you had better get the biggest one. Where is your damn trophy!?
conversations.prefix: Be the best:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This man is an icon. We can't let his good name be besmirched
conversations.prefix: Protect the Spectacle (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This man is an icon. We can't let his good name be besmirched
conversations.prefix: Protect the Spectacle:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This is city hall. Except now it's at the bottom on a 100 foot deep pit.
conversations.prefix: City Hall:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: June is an experienced director of reality tv and camera woman. She is in charge of the *Super Zero* show.
conversations.prefix: June O'Meal:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I'm not sure what terminal velocity is ( ask the Autodidact), but you have reached it. Now would be the time to start being clever.
conversations.prefix: Survive the fall.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: These poor lamps and desks and things need your help! Are you going to let a lamp suffer?"
conversations.prefix: Reverse the Mutation of City Hall (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: These poor lamps and desks and things need your help! Are you going to let a lamp suffer?"
conversations.prefix: Reverse the Mutation of City Hall:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There must be some way to get this antidote to all the people in the building.
conversations.prefix: Release the antidote:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: They gotta be here somewhere
conversations.prefix: Find the Photos:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It looks like he is getting Lampy. That's not a good sign.
conversations.prefix: Save Hermano:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Let's go get that fool.
conversations.prefix: Find the Mayor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Where the heck did that guy go?
conversations.prefix: Find the Mountie:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Who the hell designed these suburbs? They are like damn mazes!
conversations.prefix: Find the Army:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Knight City Suburbs are a sprawling maze of cul de sacs, cookie cutter houses, strip malls, big box stores and ennui. So, like all suburbs everywhere.
conversations.prefix: The suburbs:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You need to get out of the ship, away from the army, out of the damn suburbs, and into the city.
conversations.prefix: Escape the Army:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: He doesn't actually kill whales. He kills *people*.
conversations.prefix: The Whale Killer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's headed strait for that day care. You had better head it off
conversations.prefix: Distract the Muffin Flan:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The rocket stinks of fish. 
conversations.prefix: Rocket:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A veterans of 25
  Years, he is the best. He is also a big jerk.
conversations.prefix: Lord Vengeance:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You aren't going to let a sattelite full of flopping fish die, are you?
conversations.prefix: Rescue the fish. :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You need to figure out how to work the rocket ship.
conversations.prefix: Get Off This Rock:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Looks like there is a crew of sea people guarding the satellite. 
conversations.prefix: Board the Satellite:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Just your regular diner, except this one is filled with costumed heroes.
conversations.prefix: Moe's Diner:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You need help and you need these people to help you. Even though they think you are a pack of idiots.
conversations.prefix: Convince the Heroes:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's a large weapons platform up in the sky. Originally built by Ronald Regan because he was a bit of a crazy person it had recently been privatized and sold to the Sea People. 
conversations.prefix: Satellite. :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: He's a giant, powerful human who loves fish. Also he's probably a lot tougher than you. 
conversations.prefix: Defeat The Whale Killer.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The controls are complicated, delicate things. Care will be required. *snrk* Good luck with that. 
conversations.prefix: Stop the Lazer from destroying the city:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: They are running amok downtown. Time to clean up this mess.
conversations.prefix: Stop the Aquatic Army:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Well, not a real pickle. That would be weird. But you are probably going to die. 
conversations.prefix: You're in a Pickle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Either by force or by cunning you need to somehow regain control before you get launched into the sun. 
conversations.prefix: Re-take control of the rocket. :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The camera crew is in the monster's clutches. You better save the footage...I mean the crew. 
conversations.prefix: Save the camera crew. :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: On one hand it's a horrible monster bent on destroying the city. He has also been turned into a muffin flan thing. 
conversations.prefix: Destroy the Flan Man:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can climb walls, change your colours to match your surroundings, and look in multiple directions at once
conversations.prefix: Chameleon Powers:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Easily distracted. If you see a bug you dart after it and eat it, if two people are talking you look at both with your weird eyes unable to focus.
conversations.prefix: What was that!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You want to be famous. You totally need a reality show based on you.
conversations.prefix: Get Famous:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're incredibly inexperienced, and all you want to do is learn to control your power. Time is all you need. At least, you're pretty sure time is all you need.
conversations.prefix: Control These Things:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can become an exact duplicate of anything. A person, an animal, a chair.  Yes, you could become a chair.
conversations.prefix: Duplication:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have a strange and sinister past so mysterious even you know nothing about it. Better figure it out before your volatile powers destroy you. No wonder you're a bit unbalanced.
conversations.prefix: Amnesiac:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can summon creatures not of this world. They even sort of listen to you. Hey, you're working on it, ok?
conversations.prefix: Summoning:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can control swarms of rats.  Those little guys love you.  You can make them do anything you want.  Well, almost anything.
conversations.prefix: Lord of the Swarm:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hey, rats aren't the cleanest animals, you know?
conversations.prefix: What is that smell?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You used to be a normal human; but one day, you woke up with your powers, but no clue how you got them. You've adjusted, though; and are doing your best to put those powers to good use.
conversations.prefix: Enigmatic Origin:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Even though you move, you have no vital signs. No heartbeat, no pulse. Blood pressure 0 over 0. You don't need to breathe. Body temperature = room temperature. You feel no pain. Sometimes being dead is a pain in the ass; but it's often pretty useful, too.
conversations.prefix: Corpse-like:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ever since you woke up dead, you haven't decomposed like normal corpses; but that hasn't stopped your body from developing a horrible stench that won't wash away, drives people to vomit, and wilts plant life.
conversations.prefix: Reek:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You grew up a comic book reading nerd; your parents enrolled you in the scouts to get you to socialize. Nobody expected that you'd take the scouts' promise to do good deeds and serve people so seriously.
conversations.prefix: Scout's Honor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Occasionally you make a fantastic leap of logic. A bolt from the blue comes in real handy once in a while.
conversations.prefix: Brilliant:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know pretty much everything about a topic except for anything useful or relevant to the situation. Tedious lectures about the history of such  subjects fool no one.
conversations.prefix: Font of Useless Knowledge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Driven from the internet by a series of brutal flamewars, you are desperate to prove there is more to you than the disagreeable person you become when anyone around you is wrong. About anything.
conversations.prefix: Troll Bait:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: observant and so on
conversations.prefix: observant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: you react as a child
conversations.prefix: childish:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Occasionally when you throw hit, punt, or push things they behave in wildly improbable ways making generally useful ricochets, bank shots, and secondary hits that you'd not planned for.
conversations.prefix: Trick Shot:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Chamele-Man has some things he needs to work through.
conversations.prefix: Father Issues:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Being Canadian, The Mountie cannot resist a beer freely offered. 
  
  He can generally avoid it if it requires him to buy, ask for or go and get the beer.  But if someone offers it to him, he MUST take it.
conversations.prefix: Beer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One of the thugs dropped it. It's yours now.
  
  (modified by Invention to become a banana-goo hand grenade)
conversations.prefix: Banana-Goo Grenade:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Unaware of the details of the adult world.
conversations.prefix: Naive:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have a strange feeling when you don't follow the rules. It's a particularly icky feeling that you avoid at all costs.
conversations.prefix: Stickler for the Rules:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Beating the s**t out of people to help them see your way.  If you're lucky, they end up as friends*!
conversations.prefix: Fists of Diplomacy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lucky as Shorty from Temple of Doom
conversations.prefix: Luck of the comedic child sidekick:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gotta show off in front of the ladies.
conversations.prefix: Raging Hormones:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not only are you mentally thick, but you are built like a California Redwood. 
  
  Neither blunt statements nor blunt trauma do much to affect you.
conversations.prefix: Thick:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If it lives in the ground and squeaks, I can talk to it.  I hope....
conversations.prefix: Rats?  Moles?  Who can tell the difference?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What kind of lame power is "heart" anyway?
conversations.prefix: Heart!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Okay you are NEARLY invulnerable, not ACTUALLY invulnerable. Although you will probably have lots of cuts and scrapes you could get run over by an Abrams tank and survive.
conversations.prefix: Nigh Invulnerable:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: you are a practical joker why doesn't everyone else find the jokes funny? OK sometimes they don't go to plan, but that's only funnier right?
conversations.prefix: Jokester:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are adept at unravelling all kinds of patterns, especially useless ones like logic problems and sudoku. Once in a while though, you hit on something worth knowing.
conversations.prefix: Puzzle Minded:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Well heroes can be students too. And some of these skills rub off. If you need to read blueprints or talk structural stability, look no further.
conversations.prefix: Studying Architecture:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You leap before you look.  You rush headlong into situations that, if you'd thought about it for just one second, you should have stayed the hell away from.
conversations.prefix: Ready, Fire, Aim!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Why can't we all just get along?!
conversations.prefix: Who loves a rat?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Thanks to an alien mutagen you are now part animal.  It's a horse so at least you know how to care for yourself, but it will make all of those pants you own useless.
conversations.prefix: Centaur:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You really shouldn't try to sports, or any sort of strenuous verb. You're more of a cerebral supporter than an atletic one. Wait, is that what we meant? Yeah… pretty much.
conversations.prefix: Limp Noodle:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: animal excitement unleashed to the max, patow! pazam! what was i writing about...? oh yeah!
conversations.prefix: Frenzy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are the daughter of the deposed King and Queen of the Mole People.  Act like it.
conversations.prefix: Lost Queen of the Mole People:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your super powers don't work as intended, and you seem to be randomly manifesting new ones.  Better learn to control them before you cause yourself terminal embarrassment ... or terminal terminalness.
conversations.prefix: Get it Under Control:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It doesn't matter how bad it gets you aren't going to say anything because it would be impolite.
conversations.prefix: Noncomplaining:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've got it all, a collection acrued over a lifetime of fandom.  Throwing stars, nunchuku, grappling hooks, smoke bombs -- the works.
conversations.prefix: Ninja Gear:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: June O'Meal is The Mountie's 'Lois Lane'.
  The problem is she's everywhere.  She's in love with the Mountie and considers Benjamin Brousseau to be kind of vanilla for her tastes.
conversations.prefix: The Ubiquitous Girlfriend:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Women swoon when you smile at them.  You, the Dos Equis guy and The Old Spice guy are evenly matched. You are heroic, adventurous, and strong. You rescue damsels in distress and step up to the challenge.
conversations.prefix: Manly:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Make a nest on the L.O.G.G. maybe you need a power, skill, talent, gadgets, or get some dirt on everybody or offer them something wonderful...there must be a way.
conversations.prefix: Get Tenure:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your alien physiology has given you the ability to do completely wild sense-related things like x-ray vision or super hearing or ultra-taste. None of which can be explained by biology. Go aliens!
conversations.prefix: Alien Senses:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You may technically be dead, but that doesnt mean you don't still often act like the living.
conversations.prefix: Live Act:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A rodent of unusual intelligence.  What would you do without him?
conversations.prefix: Whiskers:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sure, billion dollar super suits with secret compartments are chic. But, for the budget minded superhero, who can beat 11.99 (on sale!)?
conversations.prefix: Redneck Utility Belt:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your limbs can stretch and bend into unfathomable shapes.  Best not to think too much on it.
conversations.prefix: Rubber Body:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are not always aware of what isreally going on, maybe some important details are inaccessible to you.
conversations.prefix: Naive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Not that other one. You. You have a touch of the mad scientist in you and occasionally it gets out to wreak some quality havoc.
conversations.prefix: Science Guy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are a little quicker to pick up on the tropes of a particular situation than you should be. You're not counting the walls, but you're savvy to the cliche.
conversations.prefix: Genre Aware:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Aliens automatically know how to do everything from outer space. They know this becasue they are from outer space. It doesn't matter that they were babies when they came to this planet, they just know.
conversations.prefix: Alien from Outer Space:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are the last of your kind, all the others have been wiped out.  They are expired.  They are singing the choir invisible.  They are bereft of life. They are ex-beings. 
  
  This of course insures that survivors will pop out of the woodwork for years to come. 
conversations.prefix: The Last of Your Kind:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dude you are strong.  Not just lift a car and smash it against a rock strong or even keep a building from toppling over strong or even stop an asteroid from smashing into the planet strong.  You are move the moon into another orbit strong.
conversations.prefix: The Power of ... Power:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are always at your most self-righteous when you are leading a charge against the enemy. This gives you confidence and self esteem, and means you hit just a little harder and just a bit more effectively.
conversations.prefix: Lead the Charge:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Man you can be a dick, lording your strength, invulnerability, superior technology, alien eye and lung powers, and rugged good looks over the typical mortals who populate this world. 
conversations.prefix: A bit of a Dick:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You didn't ride skateboards as a kid; you were a nerd. So while zero G was easy to figure out; riding a hoverboard in a gravity environment isn't so easy.
conversations.prefix: Not a Sk8er-boi:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hey, you did pretty good at that whole mad scientist thing. Maybe you are in the wrong vocation after all. Consider the implications.
conversations.prefix: Careers in Science:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You love it.  You need it.  You can't live without it.
conversations.prefix: Sushi!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are a pretty tough customer, but the whole fiery crash thing is pushing it.
conversations.prefix: Puny Human:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A beautiful brand new pink stretch limo, bought with money from recent real estate developments, and a passionate owner ready to assist the L.O.G.G.
conversations.prefix: Auntie's new stretch Lamborghini:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hermanito
conversations.prefix: Hermanito:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Power was never meant for just one man.  It is too great a gift to be hoarded.  It must be shared with others.
conversations.prefix: Empowerment:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nobody gets angry like super-powered aliens who've been raised like humans. They unleash terrible fury when they get riled up.  They generally use it to pummel bad guys which is generally good...but there is occasionally fallout.
conversations.prefix: Super-Rage:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You grew up a comic book reading nerd; your parents enrolled you in the scouts to get you to socialize. Nobody expected that you'd take the scouts' promise to do good deeds and serve people so seriously.
conversations.prefix: Scout's Honor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've watched the entirety of Alton Brown's Food Network series Good Eats several times over. Who knew the stuff you learned from Alton would come in handy while super-heroing.
conversations.prefix: Good Eats Guru:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild: