conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Memo: December 12th. 8:24am.
  *Greetings.
  You are all invited to come to the annual office party on Friday at 5pm sharp! It will be held in the main office and cookies as well as drinks will be provided. Informal business casual attire is recommended. Please arrive on time and bring a gift if you want to be a part of this year's white elephant.
  Signed,
  Your Boss.
  P.S. It is not **required** that you come, but it is **highly** recommended.*
  
  It's the annual office ~~Christmas~~ Holiday party! You have all been invited (mandated)  to come to the office- on a Friday no less- to partake in fun party games and drinking with your coworkers!
  
  Among you there are one-night stands, bosses you dislike, copy machine shenanigans, and more! Last year someone set the building on fire. Who knows what will happen at this year's holiday party?
  
  
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  This Storium is going to be very short (a handful of scenes). It is meant to not be taken seriously and to be absurd. Please follow the character application guidelines under "invitees and applicants." Submit your best office drones and 9-5ers! And be prepared for... The Holiday Party.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are in charge, but that doesn't necessarily mean you know what's going on...
conversations.prefix: Boss:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You just got here. What's the boss's name again?
conversations.prefix: The New Guy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Not all secretaries sleep around... Are you one of those?
conversations.prefix: The Secretary:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Only a year or so left. Retirement is right around the corner...
conversations.prefix: Close to Retirement:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are in charge of telling people when to act less inappropriate. But who tells you?
conversations.prefix: Human Resources:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Have you tried turning it on and off again?
conversations.prefix: IT:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You type and type all day, but who knows if you're actually doing anything?
conversations.prefix: Office Drone:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're tech savvy
conversations.prefix: Technical:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're a leader amongst men!... And women! (Don't want HR on your tail)
conversations.prefix: Leadership:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You tell it like it is. It is the best policy, after all.
conversations.prefix: Honest:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're great at pretending to do work when you're not. It's made your poker face impeccable over the years.
conversations.prefix: Great Liar:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You believe that everything will turn out fine and that the future is bright and full of potential.
conversations.prefix: Idealist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're good at mending relationships and understanding people.
conversations.prefix: Interpersonal Skills:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You ooze it.
conversations.prefix: Sex Appeal:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You love nerdy things and no one understands half of your references.
conversations.prefix: Nerd:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're grumpy and over it.
conversations.prefix: Grump:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're full of it.
conversations.prefix: Stuck Up:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What's happening? Is it time to go now?
conversations.prefix: Clueless:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You care a lot! Maybe too much... You're extremely sensitive to being Politically correct and not offending anyone.
conversations.prefix: Overly Sensitive:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There was a deadline and your dad died? Should have thought of that sooner.
conversations.prefix: Demanding:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You clock in the hours and collect that pay check.
conversations.prefix: Apathetic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Suck up to the boss, do you work, get paid!
conversations.prefix: Get Promoted:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: That new guy looks cute...
conversations.prefix: Sleep Around:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can't afford to quit... But you heard the severance pay is nice.
conversations.prefix: Get Fired:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Everyone gather round for a trust fall!
conversations.prefix: Team Building!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You got screwed over. Now is your time for payback.
conversations.prefix: Revenge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You did something or you don't want to be noticed for your own reasons. Either way, you want to stay hidden and discrete.
conversations.prefix: Stay Under the Radar:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Life isn't about work. It's about family (or your new 4K television...).
conversations.prefix: Go Home:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's your one night stand across the way. Maybe they're the one or maybe they just think they are. Either way: awkward.
conversations.prefix: One Night Stand:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You missed your deadline! Maybe on purpose, maybe not. Either way, there's your supervisor and they're coming this way!!
conversations.prefix: Holiday Deadline:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Someone spiked the punch! And it's hitting hard. Wasn't this supposed to be a dry party?
conversations.prefix: Spiked Punch:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Company Name" is know for synergy. Teamwork. Innovation.... and other things? No one actually knows what it is the company actually does.
conversations.prefix: Company Name:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Steve is one of the worker bees who actually seems to enjoy his job, whatever his job is. He always seems to be just hanging around, smiling and showing off pictures of his grandkids...
conversations.prefix: Steve:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are very drunk and can't quite handle it. (*Acts as a Weakness card*)
conversations.prefix: Drunk:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Time for the gift exchange! It was a $20 limit and there were no parameters set for what you could buy (probably a bad idea). Hopefully you get something good!
conversations.prefix: White Elephant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This party is just getting started! How about we add a little harmless fun to the mix?
conversations.prefix: Start Some Trouble:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One of the supervisors of the company. Chubby, red-faced man with a drinking problem and a lot of sexual harassment charges. He likes golf, whiskey, and women.
conversations.prefix: Bill Overman:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Santa has come to town! And... is it just you, or does he seem a little.... naughty?
conversations.prefix: Santa:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You impressed him somehow. Either way, he'll do something for you in return now. (PLAY AS STRENGTH)
conversations.prefix: Favor From Bill Overman:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have been named employee of the month 9 out of 12 months!
conversations.prefix: Employee of the Month:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If you want something you make a vision board, a lengthy to-do list, and you get that shit!
conversations.prefix: Go getter:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Just here for college credit, and to make daddy happy
conversations.prefix: Intern:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You just never know whether you're going to be met with a bouncy grin, a stream of muttered invective or floods of tears.  
  
  It's a minefield.
conversations.prefix: Mood Swings:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Unbeknownst to you, your cute face and innocent demeanor have been working in your favor your entire life.
conversations.prefix: Adorable:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It doesn't take much to bring you to tears, and crying is much easier than actually taking steps to fix a situation...
conversations.prefix: Crybaby:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: They call it "fiscal technician" these days.
conversations.prefix: Accountant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Thorough to a fault.
conversations.prefix: Diligent:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nobody likes the people checking their books.
conversations.prefix: Hated:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Every company needs a specialized expert at ... whatever. And you’re it. 
conversations.prefix: Consultant:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: At least she's hot...
conversations.prefix: The Office Hottie:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Making cases, cutting deals,  occasional backstabbing... it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. And the fact that you make a ton of money doing it doesn't hurt, either.
conversations.prefix: Lawyer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’ve become very skilled at hiding your true self. The problem is, you may have gotten *too* good at it; you have some issues when it comes to trusting other people, and it’s difficult for you to really let anyone in.
conversations.prefix: Loner:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You just won a big case; now you just want to relax, have fun and enjoy yourself.
conversations.prefix: Savor the Moment:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Daddy's little girl. She's spoiled rotten and she doesn't hesitate to remind you how much she "runs this bitch"
conversations.prefix: Owner's Daughter:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've never even *seen* the wild side, let along walked on it. Your inexperience means that you're an easy mark for any mischief.
conversations.prefix: Naive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Booze in the punch?  Meh, not that much really.
conversations.prefix: Tolerant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've been to *all* the killer parties so you know just what to add to make this one more interesting..
conversations.prefix: All in the name of fun:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Too focused on how you come across to be aware of whats going on around you...
conversations.prefix: Image focused:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Yes, the joke’s on you.  Yes, everyone is laughing about it.  No, there’s nothing you can do about it other than deal.
conversations.prefix: Embarrassed:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The copy boy was cute and a convenient way to de-stress, but he thought it was something more serious, and you couldn't protect his feelings.
conversations.prefix: Fling with Mark:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've got a secret, and if anyone finds out you'll lose your job...or worse!
conversations.prefix: Secret: