conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Internet acquaintances receive an insistent summons and meet for the first time to take a magical voyage aboard a flying riverboat. Will they be bound by the strange social rules inherent in such a journey? Or will they shake the very foundations of narrative with their forbidden loves? Some may not survive an encounter where life and death are on the line!
  
  *This is an introductory Storium game designed to ease skittish Broken Forum members into the Storium system. This is **not** an 18+ game, so please regulate your character's behavior appropriately. ALSO -- Despite evidence to the contrary, your character here does **NOT** have to be a version of your on-line persona; but if that's what you want, go for it!*
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Along the beautiful Savannah river, the dock where passengers for the *Flying Queen* gather before embarkation. 
conversations.prefix: Morrell Park Dockside:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are beloved by your peers and inject joy into all your endeavors. You need to sleep more.
conversations.prefix: Resident Moe Machine:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've played games for years and years and remember when you had to color in the numbers on your dice.
conversations.prefix: Grognard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Everybody must be made to be in love with somebody else. 
conversations.prefix: Shipper:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The emphasis here is to figure out what's going on based on the evidence provided. Everything else is secondary.
conversations.prefix: Detective:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You get into your roles in a big way. Figuring out what's going on isn't that important as long as you stay in character.
conversations.prefix: Roleplayer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've been on the forum since the last forum. You know all the stories, and know where all the bodies are buried.
conversations.prefix: Historian:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your sparkling personality makes everyone fall in love with you! Do not misuse this power!
conversations.prefix: Dazzler:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't back down from a fight and why should you when there is SO MUCH injustice in the world?
conversations.prefix: Warrior:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're new around here. How do you do things? What does that mean? Is there some place you can look that up?
conversations.prefix: Newbie:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are never at a loss for words, and have the perfect phrase, the *mot juste* as-it-were, for every situation.
conversations.prefix: Articulate:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your mind is actually quite above par and serves you well in most situations.
conversations.prefix: Brilliant:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your have a knack of making people like you.
conversations.prefix: Charming:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When you type *hugs* you really mean it.
conversations.prefix: Compassionate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know the best way to do something so that it makes an impact.
conversations.prefix: Dramatic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can get other people excited about something that you like!
conversations.prefix: Enthusiastic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't give or take offense easily.
conversations.prefix: Good-natured:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You work hard to make others laugh.
conversations.prefix: Humorous:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You inspire others to trust your judgement.
conversations.prefix: Mature:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Things will probably be OK.
conversations.prefix: Optimistic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can figure out a way to do things.
conversations.prefix: Resourceful:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Differences are harmless unless they prove otherwise.
conversations.prefix: Tolerant:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have a lot of healthy energy.
conversations.prefix: Vivacious:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can rub people the wrong way.
conversations.prefix: Abrasive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your feelings are easily hurt.
conversations.prefix: Brittle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have a rather high opinion of yourself.
conversations.prefix: Conceited:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't comment much, but you watch. You watch, and you wait.
conversations.prefix: Lurker:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Why do you lie? Why do you lie?
conversations.prefix: Deceitful:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You really can't be trusted.
conversations.prefix: Disloyal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Everybody has more than you and it isn't right.
conversations.prefix: Envious:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The real world is scary and you don't like it.
conversations.prefix: Escapist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: That thing you like is pretty much the most important thing there is.
conversations.prefix: Fanatical:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Whatever that person just said sounds right to you.
conversations.prefix: Gullible:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Can we get on with this, please?
conversations.prefix: Impatient:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You actually enjoy hurting people. You monster!
conversations.prefix: Malicious:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your opinion is best opinion.
conversations.prefix: Opinionated:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have so much to tell people.
conversations.prefix: Pedantic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Crippling social anxiety? Yeah, we got that.
conversations.prefix: Shy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know what's great? Sex, that's what.
conversations.prefix: Libidinous:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A sound personal strategy.
conversations.prefix: Paranoid:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If there's a way to win, you'll find it. Figure out the rules, exploit the rules, dominate other players.....it's all how it works.
conversations.prefix: Win the Game:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This big old world sure gets lonely. Make a connection. Make some friends.
conversations.prefix: Make Friends:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Love is all around, no need to waste. You can have the town, why don't you take it. You're gonna make it after all!
conversations.prefix: Fall in Love:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's nothing wrong with wanting to bend others to your will, if that's your thing.
conversations.prefix: Dominate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Life is short. The Internet is forever.
conversations.prefix: Be Remembered:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Captain Trueheart is ready to take you on a fun and entirely safe evening cruise aboard the *Flying Queen.*
conversations.prefix: Captain Trueheart:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The elegantly-appointed Grand Dining Room of the *Flying Queen*
conversations.prefix: Grand Dining Room:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A statue of Forence Martus has been erected in the park here. For 44 years she greeted every ship to enter  or leave the Port Savannah with a cheery wave, by day and night.
conversations.prefix: The Waving Girl:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The member profile is sparse and appears to have been around for a while, but you don't recall seeing them post anywhere. 
conversations.prefix: Who is Captain Trueheart?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is a beautiful vessel! What is its history? How does it work? Who owns it? Tell me all the things!
conversations.prefix: Learn about the Flying Queen:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's a forked stick.
conversations.prefix: A Forked Stick:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A weathered old notebook tied up in ribbon, stuffed with papers. It's full of memorandums and cryptic notes. 
conversations.prefix: Lost Notebook:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Within these lovely rolling gardens are interred many of Savannah's citizens from all walks of life. The grounds are famous for their statuary and the beauty of their monuments.
conversations.prefix: Bonaventure Cemetery:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Silent and entirely cloaked, veiled, and gloved. She is the embodiment of Mystery.
conversations.prefix: Mysterious  Woman:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: ...there could well be a camp spade somewhere in there, right between the everything and the kitchen sink...
conversations.prefix: Bulging Backpack:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A useful disguise.
conversations.prefix: Javert Box:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The  insignia of pharaonic authority. Amuse your friends! Amaze your enemies.
conversations.prefix: Crook and Flail:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's plenty to share.
conversations.prefix: Kusmi Tea:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The riverboat has left the dock and is steaming up river! 
conversations.prefix: Underway!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Side effects experienced while taking cinnarizine range from the mild to the quite severe. Possible side effects include drowsiness, sweating, dry mouth, headache, skin problems, lethargy, gastrointestinal irritation, hypersensitivity reactions, as well as movement problems/muscle rigidity, and tremor.
conversations.prefix: Seasick Meds:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There is an envelope taped to the bottom of each chair! Inside is a slip of paper that reads: **YOUR ROLE IS YET TO BE DETERMINED**
conversations.prefix: Roles? What Roles?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It demands attention.
conversations.prefix: Small Silver Bell:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The room gives a lurch and a bump and slews sideways. An alarming amount of tableware is sliding towards the edge of the table!
conversations.prefix: Save the Crockery!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Savannah is a lovely city with many historic points of interest. They look quite different from the air, do they not?
conversations.prefix: Identify Landmarks:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Despite the (relative) smoothness of the ride and the beauty of the view, some passengers may feel some momentary feelings of disorientation when a perfectly river-bound boat leaps into the air.
conversations.prefix: Console the Afflicted:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's Magic in the air! Or perhaps it's in the water? In the earth? Anyway, there's some here. Can you use it?
conversations.prefix: Some Magic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When the tables were cleared, this silver ladle was accidentally left behind. 
conversations.prefix: Ladle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Seems odd that there would be a lit candelabra here. Still, it might be useful for later. 
conversations.prefix: Candleabra:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There are some things here that might be useful. They might not. Who knows?
  
  *If you play a neutral card, you will receive an asset card inspired by your play with 3 uses*
conversations.prefix: Loot!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: He's adorably lugubriously venerable radiance. 
conversations.prefix: Inspector Plushvert :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If someone is hurt or sick it will be useful. Contains the usual stuff.
conversations.prefix: First Aid Kit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Chicken! Gimme chicken!" this ghost moans! "Finger-licking good!"
conversations.prefix: Chicken Ghost:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: "I'm lovin' it!" the ghost says, shoving phantom burgers into his jaws.
conversations.prefix: Hamburger Ghost:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Make mine maki!" the ghost groans, hashi in hand.
conversations.prefix: Sushi Ghost:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: "Slather on the sauce," the ghost whispers, waving a basting brush.
conversations.prefix: BBQ Ghost:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "I want a spicy meatball!" the ghost cries, his hands empty.
conversations.prefix: Spaghetti Ghost:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The leader of the Hungry Ghosts! It will take teamwork to vanquish him!
conversations.prefix: Chef Ghost:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Somewhere within this cemetery is the famous statue of the Bird Girl. Captain Trueheart wants to find it. 
conversations.prefix: Find the Bird Girl:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It may take the rest of your life to remove.
conversations.prefix: Spaghetti Sauce Stain:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Five Paces North, then Twelve Paces East....." There sure are a lot of directions! Follow them to find where X marks the spot.
conversations.prefix: Follow the Map!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The old map from Captain Thaddeus Trueheart's diary has led to this forgotten grave. The marker is worn and impossible to read in this light. Mist hangs heavily in the oppressive air.
conversations.prefix: Forgotten Grave:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Ritual of Summoning a spirit requires each participant to sacrifice something.
conversations.prefix: Perform the Ritual:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The gifts have been given. The candles have been quenched. The Spell must be completed or the spirit will not rise.
conversations.prefix: The Spell:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Deceased. 
conversations.prefix: Captain Thaddeus Trueheart:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Deceased.
conversations.prefix: Florence Martus:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've been two years on Broken and still feel like a newbie in part; you've been _technically_ an adult for a bit longer and still feel like a flailing teen.  You hope you don't step on toes or get eaten. Halp.
conversations.prefix: Nervous Kitten:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Well, and anyone else who is interested. You've only got Kusmi Tea, though. But plenty of that.
conversations.prefix: Have all the tea with Davian:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The truth is important; much too important to be put too plainly.  You love a little showmanship, but obsess over your word choices and fret over how they might be turned against you later.
conversations.prefix: Car Lawyer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When you type hugs you really mean it.  
conversations.prefix: Compassionate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Can we get on with this, please? I know exactly what to do!    
conversations.prefix: Impatient:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Truth is important - too important to be expressed without a little panache.  You'll get to the heart of things once you've obsessed over your word choice long enough!
conversations.prefix: Car Lawyer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hey, if someone wrote it, they had a good reason and  you can't just walk past without reading it.
conversations.prefix: Stop, Drop & Read:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're very unknowing of the world.
conversations.prefix: Naive:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If someone's got a problem, it had better be fixed! Being kind is the best thing to be.
conversations.prefix: Help Everyone:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Aww, you didn't mean those hurtful things.  C'mere and have a hug.
conversations.prefix: Softhearted:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Elise is the Light of Nohr.
conversations.prefix: Kind:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Must find out ALL THE THINGS.
conversations.prefix: Inquisitive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Unsigned and sealed with a kiss. The contents are quite racy indeed. Looks like someone has a secret admirer! Whoever could they be?
conversations.prefix: Love Letter:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: So far, of two forum games you've been in, your team won both. Granted, one had you nearly asking for the murder of a rival, and in the other you wrote lists until nobody had any idea of what was going on anymore, but... you won.
conversations.prefix: Lucky Mafia Newbie:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Look, sometimes being from Certain Games gives you scars.
conversations.prefix: From Fire Emblem Fates:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Authors' favorite fake flaw that it may be, you *have* always had issues with coordination. But surely that won't be an issue on a flying ship... right?
conversations.prefix: Clumsy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Healing class! Elise has a great magic growth and staff rank, and is the best healer you'll get in the game. So she's pretty good at this sort of thing.
conversations.prefix: Troubador:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're lucky this character was able to pull herself away from Wikipedia long enough to join the story...
conversations.prefix: Addicted To Research:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You burn to be useful. "Who needs a hand? I have two right here!" Even if no one is giving out gold stars, you just know they would if they could.
conversations.prefix: Helpful:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: And prone to random references at that. Well, whatever it is, you're... sort of weird and out of touch with reality. It might be all the explaining video games to people all the time.
conversations.prefix: Not Part of the Real World:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are practiced in the arts of illusion and sleight of hand. But is that really all it is...?
conversations.prefix: Legerdemain:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Or whatever it is. The same qualities that makes you apologise to doors when people slam them let you pretty much go with any flow. Anything can be alive! Even this chair! Let's hope not!
conversations.prefix: Vivid Imagination:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: NOHRIAN SCUM!
conversations.prefix: Nohrian Scum:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: If it doesn't seem logical to you, you just refuse to believe it.
conversations.prefix: Skeptical:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wait, where were you going again? Maybe you should pay some more attention to that.
conversations.prefix: No sense of direction:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Occasionally studying biology does pay off. Though most of the time you're most likely to recall what you crammed for the most recent exam, sometimes other things stick pretty well too. It's made you a bit less sensitive to squicky things, too. ...and noticing what those are, unfortunately.
conversations.prefix: Random biology facts:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've always been told you're smarter than you think and, indeed, come off as most of the time. As such, the power of troperific trivia compels you!
conversations.prefix: Unlikely Wisdom:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I FORGOT WHAT I AM AGAIN.
conversations.prefix: Absent-Minded:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sometimes the best way to deal with a bad chef is brutal honesty wrapped in a newspaper review
conversations.prefix: Bad Review:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I know it, and you know it, but does HE know this isn't how the law actually works?  It's not unethical if it's a ghost, right?
conversations.prefix: Legal Schpiel:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A healer on a horse.
conversations.prefix: Troubadour:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Maybe it's random, maybe not, but the fact of the matter is that in the principle of the thing, you'll see the bloody thing played and narrated to end, blast it.
conversations.prefix: Finish Dragon Age: Inquisition:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are under an obligation which you must satisfy before you can truly be free.
conversations.prefix: Geis:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know the best way to do something so that it makes an impact.  
conversations.prefix: Dramatic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Can we get on with this, please?   
conversations.prefix: Impatient:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's time to move outside your comfort area. You'll never know until you try and today is the day my friend!
conversations.prefix: Take a Leap:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You might not be the musical nerdiest of them all, but you've heard a few musicals often enough you know them by heart now, plus a smattering of random facts that might come in handy *somehow*.
conversations.prefix: Musical nerd:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You could've learned a useful language like Spanish, but noooooo.
conversations.prefix: Three Years Latin:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No matter how many times you read that romantic classic, you wipe away a happy tear.
conversations.prefix: Romantic Heart:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bluffing with the law can backfire.  At least it's just ghosts and not any *living* members of the state bar....
conversations.prefix: Ill-Advised Lawyering:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Everything *is* awesome. And you're free to say that because you come from the same place as LEGO does. More or less. Enough you know what the abbreviation means, at any rate. Look, I might be overexplaining it...
conversations.prefix: Easy Enthusiasm:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild: