conversations.from: system
conversations.value: 1: Most calls can be handled by just saying "Ma'am, I'm sure you have the wrong number."
  
  2: City-wide navigation is now possible through our custom GPS!
  
  3: Your very own Paranormal Building ID, featuring material from a chip of your own tooth, will be handed to every member!
  
  4: ... I don't know. I'm just doing this because Ehud is giving me a place to stay.
  
  Honestly, I'm having some trouble with day to day chores (like this online ad) and could use some help. I promise you won't find an end to hilarious ghost problems that people have over here.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re an expert on antiquities and artifacts, known world-wide for your skills.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Appraisal
  
  Suggested Weakness: Delicate
conversations.prefix: Antiquarian:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You teach archaeology at a prestigious New England college and are widely published.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Lore
  
  Suggested Weakness: Slow
conversations.prefix: Archaeology Professor:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You stand at the forefront of “alternative physics”—where science meets mysticism.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Sciences
  
  Suggested Weakness: Limited
conversations.prefix: Physics Professor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your knowledge of the human body and its care is much celebrated.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Medicine
  
  Suggested Weakness: Oath
conversations.prefix: Medical Doctor:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The human mind is your purview—you understand how it works and when it doesn’t.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: The Mind
  
  Suggested Weakness: Judgmental
conversations.prefix: Psychologist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You blend archaeological knowledge with wilderness survival and digging techniques.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Survival
  
  Suggested Weakness: Reckless
conversations.prefix: Field Archaeologist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You ache to make a mark on the world, to amount to something special.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Resources
  
  Suggested Weakness: Naive
conversations.prefix: Dilettante:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’re at the beginning of an exciting career... you hope.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Vital Youth
  
  Suggested Weakness: Impatient
conversations.prefix: Graduate Student:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your military training makes you valuable the world over. It’s a dangerous place, this planet.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Hardy
  
  Suggested Weakness: Heartless
conversations.prefix: Soldier of Fortune:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’ve studied and written widely on matters of mysticism and folklore. Your fans are many.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Mysticism
  
  Suggested Weakness: Bookish
conversations.prefix: Occult Author:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re sharp, perceptive, and quick—capable of appraising situations as well as objects.
conversations.prefix: Appraisal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your intellect is formidable and your knowledge spans many cultures and histories.
conversations.prefix: Lore:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have a calculating mind that prizes reason and calm precision above all.
conversations.prefix: Sciences:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’re adept at medicine, from saving lives to identifying the telling marks of death.
conversations.prefix: Medicine:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The human mind is a remarkable device and you understand how it works.
conversations.prefix: The Mind:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’ve survived the wilderness, bandits, and wolves in your search for ancient treasures.
conversations.prefix: Survival:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re well equipped with quality tools, society contacts, and funds.
conversations.prefix: Resources:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’re energetic, athletic, and hale—ready for adventure!
conversations.prefix: Vital Youth:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re a rugged, leathery sort. You’re hard to kill and ready to work through pain.
conversations.prefix: Hardy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know the ways of folklore and magic, some of it so much hogwash... some of it not.
conversations.prefix: Mysticism:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re delicate of touch, of demeanor, and of constitution.
conversations.prefix: Delicate:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your mind may be sharp but your body is slow to keep up.
conversations.prefix: Slow:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Outside your areas of expertise, you’re easily lost.
conversations.prefix: Limited:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’ve sworn an oath to save lives, avoid violence, and heal the sick.
conversations.prefix: Oath:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your judgmental attitude causes you troubles. If only others would try harder to measure up.
conversations.prefix: Judgmental:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You sometimes take chances that put you or others at risk.
conversations.prefix: Reckless:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A bit gullible and trusting of the wrong sorts, perhaps, but you mean well.
conversations.prefix: Naive:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You don’t wait around well. You want to act first and think about it later maybe.
conversations.prefix: Impatient:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The years have left you wary and callous, unwilling to risk your heart again.
conversations.prefix: Heartless:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’re no athlete. Maybe you’re doughy or awkward or frail but you’re sure no athlete.
conversations.prefix: Bookish:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Learning is power, whether you share it or not.
conversations.prefix: Learn an Eldritch Secret:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’ve stalked or been stalked by the most dangerous game. Time for a new challenge.
conversations.prefix: Hunt Something New:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Stop waffling and wondering and find out what you believe to be true about the world.
conversations.prefix: Find Worthy Material for a Dissertation:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It’s not about inheritance, it’s about respect.
conversations.prefix: Show Your Father You’re Worthy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Push someone—perhaps yourself!—beyond the limits of reason and then study what happens.
conversations.prefix: Push A Mind Beyond Its Limits:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It’s not enough anymore to believe you’re right. Show them you’re right.
conversations.prefix: Show Them Your Work is Sound:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If you can retrieve a never-before-seen treasure, your career will be revitalized.
conversations.prefix: Bring Back A Groundbreaking Artifact:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Maybe this work isn’t worth your life? Just get home alive.
conversations.prefix: Get Home Alive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Human morals are a human construction. Knowledge of the infinite is more valuable.
conversations.prefix: Nothing Is Forbidden:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Love may be an earthly concern, but it’s real and it matters.
conversations.prefix: Matters of Love:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Read words that have gone unread for generations.
conversations.prefix: Deciphering:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Endure and survive the threats of the wild.
conversations.prefix: Survive the Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Prevent harm from coming to a colleague you admire or cherish.
conversations.prefix: Protect Someone:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Rescue someone in peril, perhaps bringing them back from the brink of death.
conversations.prefix: Save A Life in Danger:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Set foot in a new or ancient place before someone else can despoil it.
conversations.prefix: Be The First:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Protect the dig site from harm.
conversations.prefix: Protect the Dig Site:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get word out about what’s happening at the dig site.
conversations.prefix: Warn the World:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The best protections against the harsh realities of the world are friendship and allies.
conversations.prefix: Make A Friend:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get a photo that no one would believe if it weren’t true.
conversations.prefix: Photographic Evidence:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Show someone that you’re not to be trifled with.
conversations.prefix: Right Might:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A simple matchbook adorned with a blue star and no words.
conversations.prefix: A Matchbook From The Blue Star:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A collection of newspaper clippings, sketches, and geographical survey maps.
conversations.prefix: Jameson’s Portfolio on the Peru Dig:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: At least $1,000 dollars American in bright green bills.
conversations.prefix: A Stack of Cold, Hard Cash:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: by Brother Francisco Castillo. Contains occult secrets about pre-Columbian South America.
conversations.prefix: The Heavens Below:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A six-shot snub-nosed pistol.
conversations.prefix: Revolver:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A long, double-barreled shotgun with a wood stock.
conversations.prefix: Shotgun:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ammo for a gun.
conversations.prefix: Ammunition:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One stick of dynamite with a long fuse.
conversations.prefix: Dynamite:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Shovels, brushes, and picks suitable for quick or fine-detail work.
conversations.prefix: Digging Equipment:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A high-quality camera with tripod.
conversations.prefix: A Fine Camera:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All dark hardwoods and plush chairs with a penthouse view.
conversations.prefix: Dr. Jameson’s Office:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The sort of place with marble pillars and a hedge maze.
conversations.prefix: The Aveline Estate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The plane rattles and dips in tough turbulence. It’s more for cargo than passengers.
conversations.prefix: Aboard Butcher’s Plane:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The city’s best-hidden jazz secret is this hole-in-the-wall club, open just twice a week.
conversations.prefix: The Blue Star Nightclub:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The table is buried under layers of maps and sketches and newspaper clippings.
conversations.prefix: Suburban Dining Room:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A quaint, humid little village on the road leading to the dig site.
conversations.prefix: A Remote Peruvian Village:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No way a truck could make it across that. Only foot traffic could cross this rickety thing.
conversations.prefix: Swaying Rope Bridge:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The dig site resembles, at first, just an assortment of low, stone walls and carved pits.
conversations.prefix: The Abandoned Dig Site:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This sort of jungle can swallow up a traveler with ease and never release its secrets.
conversations.prefix: Deep Jungle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A circle of sunlight through the well shaft above reveals a vast, finely carved chamber...
conversations.prefix: Far Beneath the Dig:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Avoid embarrassing yourself in flight.
conversations.prefix: Turbulence:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Make a first impression on the locals that won’t get you in trouble later.
conversations.prefix: First Impressions:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get across the rope bridge with all your equipment intact.
conversations.prefix: Cross the Rope Bridge:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The dig site fills with water and mud. Protect the artifacts!
conversations.prefix: Rains From A Clear Night Sky:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The track through the jungle is perilous and difficult to follow. Don’t lose your way.
conversations.prefix: Find Your Way:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: These strange passages beneath the earth make little sense. Will you ever see the sky again?
conversations.prefix: Lost Beneath:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Who can decipher these ancient markings?
conversations.prefix: Ancient Writings:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Someone from afar is taking shots at you!
conversations.prefix: Gunfire!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It is both there and not there, part tentacle and part grasping mouth. Understand it? Or flee?
conversations.prefix: The Impossible Creature:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Are you dreaming or is this real?
conversations.prefix: The Vision:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dr. Jameson isn’t brave enough to lead expeditions so he funds others’ trips into the unknown.
conversations.prefix: Dr. Jeremiah Jameson:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The widow of Michael Aveline, who was killed on an expedition of Jameson’s. She wants revenge.
conversations.prefix: Diane Aveline:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One of the world’s great pilots and photographers.
conversations.prefix: Caroline Butcher:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A soldier of fortune hired to protect Dr. Jameson’s investments.
conversations.prefix: Walter Corrigan:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A locally renowned jazz musician and expert on folklore of the Americas.
conversations.prefix: Leonard Crenshaw:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A young driver, fixer, and guide in Peru. He’s been to the dig site Jameson’s curious about.
conversations.prefix: Jorge Quispe:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tall and shadowy in a fedora and trench coat. Who is this gravel-voiced stranger?
conversations.prefix: Mysterious Interloper:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This drug-addled cultist is ready to give his life—or yours—to please his monstrous god.
conversations.prefix: Mad Cultist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tentacles and feathery antennae probe out from a shadowy mass at the heart of this beast!
conversations.prefix: Tentacular Beast:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wider-winged than a condor, with a bone-chilling cry and gleaming teeth.
conversations.prefix: Hellish Flying Monstrosity:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There is a zone somewhere in between being weak and being strong.
  
  Only a few people have been to this winter wonderland of adjusted outcome.
conversations.prefix: Strength Navigator:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: As creepy as this makes you feel, you are tasked with using your scientific knowledge to set it up such that the Society can hear and see what goes on in the Jones household.
  
  Night will be your ally in stealth, but can you overcome the hurdle of four concrete walls (figuratively speaking) and a roof that impede our empirical insight into the workings of this family?
conversations.prefix: Set up surveillance equipment:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Actually, it's Beatrice's pit bull, Mr. Hyde (named so because of his ability to be affectionately licking your face one moment, and then gnawing mercilessly on it the other).
  
  Normally he is tied near the gate to protect the house at night, but no one has seen him in a couple of days.
  
conversations.prefix: Hound of Hell:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A loving, passionate and sensual woman who has sadly succumbed to the pressures of married life and motherhood by choosing the less fulfilling types of releases.
  
  Namely, soap operas, talk shows, tortilla chips and cream cheese.
  
  Worries a lot, and tends to assume the worst.
conversations.prefix: Beatrice Jones:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's actually Harry's and Beatrice's residence, but it's okay that Emma also resides. Seeing as she is their child.
conversations.prefix: Madision, WI: Emma's Residence:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lonely boy has discovered United States Postal Service, and is actively using it at this location.
conversations.prefix: Madison, WI: Bobby's Residence:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Also watched a lot of Ghost Busters, but is more mentally capable than Peter. Where Peter gets tired and leaves things hanging, I can get the job done.
conversations.prefix: Ehud O'Qual:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A place used by students to go ahead and use their *feet* to engage in the sport of football.
conversations.prefix: Madison, WI: Soccer Field:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heart of Madison.
conversations.prefix: Madison, WI: Center:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A reserved space that we don't have to worry about right now.
conversations.prefix: Not In Madison, WI:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Not A Dedicated Intrusive Network Entity
conversations.prefix: Not In Madison, WI: NADINE:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fake. This isn't a real investigation outfit.
conversations.prefix: Madison, WI: "We Can Clear the Spooks Too Paranormal Society":
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Look, I don't know who this kid 'Bobby' is, but he's sending us a lot of letters. Snail mail, no less (someone wake him into the century, please!).
  
  Anyway, it's all kind of mounting up on our desk (today I had to put my soda on the floor), so can someone please please just write him an appropriate letter so that he stops?
conversations.prefix: Response:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Harry may be having some issues of his own, and so he is expressing them via what he thinks is the 'novel' of his child's life.
conversations.prefix: Harry Jones:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This is the real society. All the others are fictional.
conversations.prefix: Madision, WI: The Society for Paranormal Investigation:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I've spent my life dedicated to the movie 'Ghost Busters' and now people are starting to ask whether it will all pay off.
conversations.prefix: Peter Murray:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It works! Thank you Mr. Venkman and Mr. Spengler for this honor. After school today, I spent some time reviewing pens and other stationery at our local store. I have a good idea of how to proceed with our correspondence from here on.
conversations.prefix: Bobby:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stop following me you creep, this is not appropriate, to use me like this for your commercial gains. No, I don't care about your dumb goals, I know you're just going to exploit me anyway.
conversations.prefix: Emma Jones:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tell me where I can get the best calzone in Wisconsin, and why a Paranormal Investigator may find that calzone particularly of interest.
conversations.prefix: Calzone:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Convince Bobby that he must stop using the postal service. Use lulls, taunts or sarcasm to cause him to desist.
conversations.prefix: Apparition of Innocent Child:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's kind of wide, and always about Man U. Convince players that Arsenal is, in fact, the best team.
  
  If you can't do that, there is an issue floating about regarding gender and its surrounding policies.
conversations.prefix: Soccer Field Dimension:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A quiet boy who often has his lunch purloined by typical school thugs. Refuses to name the bullies.
conversations.prefix: Henry Tabitha:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Larger than other children in school, both by height and girth. Interested in only one thing: What there may be for lunch today.
conversations.prefix: Thug #1:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A well-combed individual who women (high school women) love to hate, and yet love. Rumors of fangs scurry the school chat-lines, and one girl even claims he bit her once. He usually walks with Thug #1, completing a full intelligence outfit between them.
conversations.prefix: Thug #2:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Emma walks here daily, The route to it is quiet and it is not that far from Emma's home. Often her friend Tracy may catch up, and they walk together, and sometimes that kid Bobby catches up too, huffing and puffing with his big little bag.
  
  This is the area the children wait at before the bell rings and lets them in.
   
  There are teachers inside, waiting for them.
conversations.prefix: Madison, WI: School Playground:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Larger than other children in school, both by height and girth. Interested in only one thing: What there may be for lunch today.
conversations.prefix: Thug #1:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A well-combed individual who women (high school women) love to hate, and yet love. Rumors of fangs scurry the school chat-lines, and one girl even claims he bit her once. He usually walks with Thug #1, completing a full intelligence outfit between them.
conversations.prefix: Thug #2:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Despite what Bobby tries, Tabitha keeps get his lunch stolen, even before school even begins.
  
  Find out about the bullies from Tabitha, and why they choose to ignore Bobby when he tries to stand up to them.
conversations.prefix: Tabitha's Fear:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Via an encrypted and sophisticated network connection, respond to Peter's frantic posting about his hair loss problem. Keep the man as calm as you can so that he is prepared to deal with real paranormal issues.
conversations.prefix: Rogaine Commercial:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You learn that instead of focusing on the paranormal, Peter has been carrying out an affair with Not A Dedicated Intrusive Network Entity.
  
  As you carry out the day time surveillance, surely you can advise him about his relationship.
conversations.prefix: Learn all about NADINE:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You must first conquer this strange forest. It's not Forest Whittaker, but an actual, living, breathing forest. The types of forests you ran around in, when you were younger. When you were free.
  
  Explain.
conversations.prefix: This Forest Is Also a Character:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: 1, First Street.
  
  This card illustrates how roads are paved. 
  
  Like the Tarot, it is not literal. There may be a real 1, First Street, but this card is not about that.
  
  What it does do is introduce the BS that comes after 14th street on the NYC map. Things start to go off the grid. Things start to become vague. Every time I go into that area, I need to pull out my phone and GPS.
conversations.prefix: New York, NY:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I'm convinced the Metrocard cheated me off a few dollars or cents at the turnstile. 
  
  Sure, there are subways in other towns too. And they are probably cleaner, and have nicer art on the wall.
  
  But do they have the mass of this system? The sheer number of connections?
  
  These are things that are easy to criticize and make fun of, but they only become awesome when you sense the glorious quality.
conversations.prefix: New York, NY: The Subway System:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: People geek out over the most trivial stuff... Let me tell you about the only thing worth really geeking out over... Have you ever SEEN a free-repeating-full-torso-apparition?!
conversations.prefix: Paranormal Enthusiast:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Three months of undercover investigation for an expose that never materialized - the Editor-In-Chief said it was Paranormal Society Correspondent or Horoscopes. There must be something newsworthy here.
conversations.prefix: Disgraced Journalist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: So many times I overthink and lose track of the real issue, reading between the lines often means reading blanks
conversations.prefix: Overthinker:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If Bobby is an apparition, perhaps he doesn't know about 21st century tech
conversations.prefix: What if he isn't there...:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can convince people to act as you want them to.
conversations.prefix: Persuasive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bobby is experiencing something similar to what William saw when he was younger
conversations.prefix: Shared Experience:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are skilled at negotiation, and can win trust with people
conversations.prefix: Negotiation:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Most of your life you have interacted only with people of similar interests and personality.
conversations.prefix: Socially Lacking: