conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Index Finger and The Cerebral Cortex, one is a intelligent, the other's inane. They're laboratory hamsters, their genes are disasters.
  
  Each and every night, their plot will be explained, before the sun gives any sight, The world will be gained.
  
  Their evening actions, are as simple as fractions, to prove their hamster utility, they'll act with futility.
  
  Moo?
  
  No cussing, swearing, expletives, crudity, or sexuality is allowed. This should be rated G and then Bowdlerized.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Enough knowledge of popular trivia to have something to say in every situation.
conversations.prefix: Popular Trivia:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A genius at creating machines from items at local stores, is always happy, and loves nothing more than fighting with a good friend. The gadgets work marvelously until they blow up spectacularly.
conversations.prefix: Eval Dumbosmirk:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Dreams of asserting control in nocturnal imagery.
conversations.prefix: Novice Oneironaut:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wants to moo in 12 different languages simultaneously.
conversations.prefix: Moo:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Larry tries to be the third person in any dynamic duo. If he stays long, everything is bound to fail in undeserved ways.
conversations.prefix: Larry:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Knows all scientific facts, albeit not always right away. Has a penchant for creating advanced items out of coconuts.
conversations.prefix: The Professor:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A laboratory of advanced testing.
conversations.prefix: ACME Labs:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: An experimental hamster cage.
conversations.prefix: The cage:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Being known by his own name, makes it hard to think of or say anything else.
conversations.prefix: John Malkovich:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One of the many lerts, due to a sudden explosion of there population. Has been suggested hat lerts are the predecessors of tribbles.
conversations.prefix: A Lert:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Concentrates 3 times the average.
conversations.prefix: Orange Juice Factory:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Add water to this to produce a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen.
conversations.prefix: Dehydrated Water Concentrate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Everything about this item is shrouded in mystery.
conversations.prefix: Immovable Object:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A chip off the Old Tree.
conversations.prefix: Tree Chip:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Is nice to a fault. At which point somebody has to pay.
conversations.prefix: Nice:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: An insatiable curiosity that causes trouble if there are no cats around.
conversations.prefix: Curiosity:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Implants suggestions into the weak minded by staring into their eyes.
conversations.prefix: Suggest:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Remains happy 98.765% of the time, no matter what.
conversations.prefix: Happiness:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Knows the alphabet backward. Has a hard time the other way around.
conversations.prefix: Alphabets:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Makes terrible puns and just the wrong times.
conversations.prefix: Punster:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Unable to put things together easily and reliably.
conversations.prefix: Fumbler:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Finds just the right word in every situation.
conversations.prefix: One word wonder:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Even the courageous fear Fear itself.
conversations.prefix: Fear:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You want to moo in 12 different languages simultaneously.
conversations.prefix: Moo:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Try every variety of a particular food.
conversations.prefix: Foodie:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Find the fabled Cow Tools, and return them to the fabled Cow King.
conversations.prefix: Cow Tools:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Enough knowledge of popular trivia to have something to say in every situation.
conversations.prefix: Trvialist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Noone knows what these implements do.
conversations.prefix: Cow Tools:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Has a quixotic eponym with peculiar pronunciation, an affinity for chivalry, and a habit of renaming people.
conversations.prefix: Don Quixote:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Being born on February 14th has been granted many strange birthday wishes, the ability to manage people and businesses with a smile, and hating everybody just the same.
conversations.prefix: Guy Valentine:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Has the dumb luck of looking like famous people, of being the rare person with *that* special ability, and of being attributed kudos for everyone else's work. Though completely helpless when alone.
conversations.prefix: Harry Gadget:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A genius at creating machines from items at local stores, is always happy, and loves nothing more than fighting with a good friend. The gadgets work marvelously until they blow up spectacularly.
conversations.prefix: Eval Dumbosmart:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: An enterprising refuse pile in the shape of a starship, happily gives sagely advice.
conversations.prefix: Sir Garbagepile:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Having a controversial childhood and being a master at communicative protocol, has lessons for everyone, though not everyone agrees with them.
conversations.prefix: Ping the Magic Duck:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Makes many things from many other things, at least temporarily.
conversations.prefix: Resourceful:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: These spectacles show the alignment and special attributes of items within sight.
conversations.prefix: Stained Glasses:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A ring with many keys on it.  All the keys save one are for adornment and cannot be removed. The one true key opens the lock in front of you. The entire ring is disposable, disappearing after a single use.
conversations.prefix: Ring of Keys:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A jar filled with moonbeams, ready for you to carry home.
conversations.prefix: Moonbeams:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A row of beakers with their stands, complete with bunsen burners and simmering liquids of various colors.
conversations.prefix: Chemistry Set:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A game of checkers locks the door in front of you. Beat the unseen opponent and open the door.
conversations.prefix: King Me:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: On a whim, can untie and remove a pair of shoes, and put on and tie a new pair very quickly.
conversations.prefix: Shoe Switch:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Accurately pronounces languages upon seeing them, regardless of whether the meaning is known.
conversations.prefix: Pronunciation:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Able to put shoes near a person and jump over them (the shoes), surreptitiously removing all valuables from the person.
conversations.prefix: Jump:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Confident in having a keen understanding of all things, can change the nature of objects by strength of assertion alone.
conversations.prefix: Assert:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sounds knowledgable about every subject, complete with fun facts and minor anecdotes.
conversations.prefix: Knowledgeclaven:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Out of order speaks words. Aphasiatic response, harder-trying causes.
conversations.prefix: Son of Kermit:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mouth starts and stops moving before any voice comes out of it.
conversations.prefix: Out of Sync:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Crushes the ego of everyone around by being amazingly adept at complex equations and a clueless snob while doing so.
conversations.prefix: Will Crusher:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A pair of pants so shiny it can hypnotize an airline passengers in line of sight.
conversations.prefix: Shiny Pants:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wears colorful mismatched socks of every sort. Though not all of them at the same time.
conversations.prefix: Punky:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Speaks softly without carrying a big stick.
conversations.prefix: Hard of Hearing:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Relates stories in excruciating detail, clearly enunciating  each and every word.
conversations.prefix: Long winded:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Unable to use contractions or words with more than three syllables.
conversations.prefix: Insufficient Data:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Periodically gripped by a distinct fear of the word "and", avoiding it when speaking, writing, or listing choices.
conversations.prefix: Conjuntivitis:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Naturally mimics nearby people very well, causing humor for everyone but the mimicked.
conversations.prefix: Mimicry:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Due to a competitive childhood, you try to be better than everyone else. Become an expert in at least one area.
conversations.prefix: Better than Everyone Else:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Make an experience worth having and grow the value of your soul.
conversations.prefix: Experience:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Work earnestly to earn the respect of the people in you are closest to.
conversations.prefix: Respect:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Leaps before looking, dashing headlong into situations without scrutiny.
conversations.prefix: Leaper:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The king of all cows, once residing in his secret lair, has recklessly gone forth in search for his lost tools.
conversations.prefix: Cow King:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Turns into a fly with a cape. Both of which can leap over tall buildings.
conversations.prefix: Fly:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This item cannot be given away, though it does seem to fit on the back of a truck.
conversations.prefix: Bind on Pickup:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Assert control after attaining lucidity in a dream. Carry out a test or two.
conversations.prefix: Novice Oneironaut:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A piece of stone that has been red since it was hewn from a mountain.
conversations.prefix: Borne Reddy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Being born on February 14th has granted many strange birthday wishes, the ability to manage people and businesses with a smile, and hating everybody just the same.
conversations.prefix: Guy Valentine:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: These nearly mythical tools, while not quite fabled, have been used by many, both man and bovine, to perform fabled feats of derring-do.
conversations.prefix: Tools of the Trade:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Unfortunately, everyone's luck runs out sometimes, and this is that time. With nowhere left to run, your only option is to turn and fight.
conversations.prefix: No Moves Left: