conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Internet acquaintances receive an insistent summons and meet to take a magical voyage aboard a flying riverboat. Will they be bound by the strange social rules inherent in such a journey? Or will they shake the very foundations of narrative with their forbidden loves? Some may not survive an encounter where life and death are on the line!
  
  *This is an introductory Storium game designed to ease skittish Broken Forum members into the Storium system. This is **not** an 18+ game, so please regulate your character's behavior appropriately. ALSO -- Despite evidence to the contrary, your character here does **NOT** have to be a version of your on-line persona; but if that's what you want, go for it!*
  
  If you are interested in the original Broken Forum game, you're in luck! You can find it here: https://storium.com/game/we-are-all-broken/act-1/scene-1
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Along the beautiful Savannah river, the dock where passengers for the *Flying Queen* gather before embarkation. 
conversations.prefix: Morrell Park Dockside:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are beloved by your peers and inject joy into all your endeavors. You need to sleep more.
conversations.prefix: Resident Moe Machine:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've played games for years and years and remember when you had to color in the numbers on your dice.
conversations.prefix: Grognard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Everybody must be made to be in love with somebody else. 
conversations.prefix: Shipper:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The emphasis here is to figure out what's going on based on the evidence provided. Everything else is secondary.
conversations.prefix: Detective:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You get into your roles in a big way. Figuring out what's going on isn't that important as long as you stay in character.
conversations.prefix: Roleplayer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've been on the forum since the last forum. You know all the stories, and know where all the bodies are buried.
conversations.prefix: Historian:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your sparkling personality makes everyone fall in love with you! Do not misuse this power!
conversations.prefix: Dazzler:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't back down from a fight and why should you when there is SO MUCH injustice in the world?
conversations.prefix: Warrior:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're new around here. How do you do things? What does that mean? Is there some place you can look that up?
conversations.prefix: Newbie:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are never at a loss for words, and have the perfect phrase, the *mot juste* as-it-were, for every situation.
conversations.prefix: Articulate:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your mind is actually quite above par and serves you well in most situations.
conversations.prefix: Brilliant:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your have a knack of making people like you.
conversations.prefix: Charming:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When you type *hugs* you really mean it.
conversations.prefix: Compassionate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know the best way to do something so that it makes an impact.
conversations.prefix: Dramatic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can get other people excited about something that you like!
conversations.prefix: Enthusiastic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't give or take offense easily.
conversations.prefix: Good-natured:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You work hard to make others laugh.
conversations.prefix: Humorous:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You inspire others to trust your judgement.
conversations.prefix: Mature:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Things will probably be OK.
conversations.prefix: Optimistic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can figure out a way to do things.
conversations.prefix: Resourceful:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Differences are harmless unless they prove otherwise.
conversations.prefix: Tolerant:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have a lot of healthy energy.
conversations.prefix: Vivacious:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can rub people the wrong way.
conversations.prefix: Abrasive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your feelings are easily hurt.
conversations.prefix: Brittle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have a rather high opinion of yourself.
conversations.prefix: Conceited:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't comment much, but you watch. You watch, and you wait.
conversations.prefix: Lurker:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Why do you lie? Why do you lie?
conversations.prefix: Deceitful:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You really can't be trusted.
conversations.prefix: Disloyal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Everybody has more than you and it isn't right.
conversations.prefix: Envious:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The real world is scary and you don't like it.
conversations.prefix: Escapist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: That thing you like is pretty much the most important thing there is.
conversations.prefix: Fanatical:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Whatever that person just said sounds right to you.
conversations.prefix: Gullible:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Can we get on with this, please?
conversations.prefix: Impatient:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You actually enjoy hurting people. You monster!
conversations.prefix: Malicious:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your opinion is best opinion.
conversations.prefix: Opinionated:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have so much to tell people.
conversations.prefix: Pedantic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Crippling social anxiety? Yeah, we got that.
conversations.prefix: Shy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know what's great? Sex, that's what.
conversations.prefix: Libidinous:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A sound personal strategy.
conversations.prefix: Paranoid:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If there's a way to win, you'll find it. Figure out the rules, exploit the rules, dominate other players.....it's all how it works.
conversations.prefix: Win the Game:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This big old world sure gets lonely. Make a connection. Make some friends.
conversations.prefix: Make Friends:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Love is all around, no need to waste. You can have the town, why don't you take it. You're gonna make it after all!
conversations.prefix: Fall in Love:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's nothing wrong with wanting to bend others to your will, if that's your thing.
conversations.prefix: Dominate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Life is short. The Internet is forever.
conversations.prefix: Be Remembered:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Captain Trueheart is ready to take you on a fun and entirely safe cruise aboard the *Flying Queen.*
conversations.prefix: Captain Trueheart:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The elegantly-appointed Grand Dining Room of the *Flying Queen*
conversations.prefix: Grand Dining Room:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A statue of Forence Martus has been erected in the park here. For 44 years she greeted every ship to enter  or leave the Port Savannah with a cheery wave, by day and night.
conversations.prefix: The Waving Girl:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The member profile is sparse and appears to have been around for a while, but you don't recall seeing them post anywhere. 
conversations.prefix: Who is Captain Trueheart?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is a beautiful vessel! What is its history? How does it work? Who owns it? Tell me all the things!
conversations.prefix: Learn about the Flying Queen:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's a forked stick.
conversations.prefix: A Forked Stick:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A weathered old notebook tied up in ribbon, stuffed with papers. It's full of memorandums and cryptic notes. 
conversations.prefix: Lost Notebook:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Within these lovely rolling gardens are interred many of Savannah's citizens from all walks of life. The grounds are famous for their statuary and the beauty of their monuments.
conversations.prefix: Bonaventure Cemetery:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Silent and entirely cloaked, veiled, and gloved. She is the embodiment of Mystery.
conversations.prefix: Mysterious  Woman:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: ...there could well be a camp spade somewhere in there, right between the everything and the kitchen sink...
conversations.prefix: Bulging Backpack:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A useful disguise.
conversations.prefix: Javert Box:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The  insignia of pharaonic authority. Amuse your friends! Amaze your enemies.
conversations.prefix: Crook and Flail:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's plenty to share.
conversations.prefix: Kusmi Tea:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The riverboat has left the dock and is steaming up river! 
conversations.prefix: Underway!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Side effects experienced while taking cinnarizine range from the mild to the quite severe. Possible side effects include drowsiness, sweating, dry mouth, headache, skin problems, lethargy, gastrointestinal irritation, hypersensitivity reactions, as well as movement problems/muscle rigidity, and tremor.
conversations.prefix: Seasick Meds:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There is an envelope taped to the bottom of each chair! Inside is a slip of paper that reads: **YOUR ROLE IS YET TO BE DETERMINED**
conversations.prefix: Roles? What Roles?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It demands attention.
conversations.prefix: Small Silver Bell:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The room gives a lurch and a bump and slews sideways. An alarming amount of tableware is sliding towards the edge of the table!
conversations.prefix: Save the Crockery!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Savannah is a lovely city with many historic points of interest. They look quite different from the air, do they not?
conversations.prefix: Identify Landmarks:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Despite the (relative) smoothness of the ride and the beauty of the view, some passengers may feel some momentary feelings of disorientation when a perfectly river-bound boat leaps into the air.
conversations.prefix: Console the Afflicted:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's Magic in the air! Or perhaps it's in the water? In the earth? Anyway, there's some here. Can you use it?
conversations.prefix: Some Magic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When the tables were cleared, this silver ladle was accidentally left behind. 
conversations.prefix: Ladle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Seems odd that there would be a lit candelabra here. Still, it might be useful for later. 
conversations.prefix: Candleabra:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There are some things here that might be useful. They might not. Who knows?
  
  *If you play a neutral card, you will receive an asset card inspired by your play with 3 uses*
conversations.prefix: Loot!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: He's adorably lugubriously venerable radiance. 
conversations.prefix: Inspector Plushvert :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If someone is hurt or sick it will be useful. Contains the usual stuff.
conversations.prefix: First Aid Kit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Chicken! Gimme chicken!" this ghost moans! "Finger-licking good!"
conversations.prefix: Chicken Ghost:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: "I'm lovin' it!" the ghost says, shoving phantom burgers into his jaws.
conversations.prefix: Hamburger Ghost:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Make mine maki!" the ghost groans, hashi in hand.
conversations.prefix: Sushi Ghost:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: "Slather on the sauce," the ghost whispers, waving a basting brush.
conversations.prefix: BBQ Ghost:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "I want a spicy meatball!" the ghost cries, his hands empty.
conversations.prefix: Spaghetti Ghost:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The leader of the Hungry Ghosts! It will take teamwork to vanquish him!
conversations.prefix: Chef Ghost:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Somewhere within this cemetery is the famous statue of the Bird Girl. Captain Trueheart wants to find it. 
conversations.prefix: Find the Bird Girl:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It may take the rest of your life to remove.
conversations.prefix: Spaghetti Sauce Stain:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Five Paces North, then Twelve Paces East....." There sure are a lot of directions! Follow them to find where X marks the spot.
conversations.prefix: Follow the Map!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The old map from Captain Thaddeus Trueheart's diary has led to this forgotten grave. The marker is worn and impossible to read in this light. Mist hangs heavily in the oppressive air.
conversations.prefix: Forgotten Grave:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Ritual of Summoning a spirit requires each participant to sacrifice something.
conversations.prefix: Perform the Ritual:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The gifts have been given. The candles have been quenched. The Spell must be completed or the spirit will not rise.
conversations.prefix: The Spell:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Deceased. 
conversations.prefix: Captain Thaddeus Trueheart:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Deceased.
conversations.prefix: Florence Martus:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: For over 200 years the Anchor has served Porlock Weir's 15th century harbour for sailors, walkers and huntsmen alike.  
  
  Rowland Miller has created a hunting lodge by the sea. Roaring log fires, candlelit sensuality, books by the thousand and bowls of fruit and sweets, all washed down with Millers award winning Bitters. 
conversations.prefix: The Anchor:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Where Exmoor meets the sea, Porlock Weir is an idyllic working harbour with stunning coastal views.
conversations.prefix: Porlock Weir:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Said to be the smallest church in England, dedicated to Saint Beuno.
conversations.prefix: Culbone Church:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The honest and trustworhy innkeeper of the Anchor, he does what he can to provide an healthful and comfortable experience amid the dysentery and bed bugs. 
conversations.prefix: Rowland Miller:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The words! They must be written! They flow from his quill in a torrential ~~flow~~ cataract that ~~flows~~ pours into a ~~torrent~~ rivulet.
  
  ~~Memorandum: Buy thesaurus~~
  
  *Memorandum: Find publisher*
conversations.prefix: The Poet:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are invited to quote your favorite Poem, for the entertainment of the gathering.
conversations.prefix: Poetry Competition:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: He apparently is someone everyone should know. And maybe you've heard of him. But who is he, really? Is he likely to dive into a pond and emerge in a linen shirt?
conversations.prefix: Who is the Poet?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your cabins are unusually large and luxurious! 
conversations.prefix: Rest Up!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's quite lovely! Just standing at the rail and contemplating the night is glorious!
conversations.prefix: That View!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A little mouse-shaped pepper shaker. Who wouldn't want such an adorable thing?
conversations.prefix: Pepper Mouse:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's clearly marked 'Surplus' so clearly you can take it. 1001 Uses! (Actually, fewer).
conversations.prefix: Surplus Survival Kit:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The memory of that beautiful night inspires you!
conversations.prefix: Inspired!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's amazing what a good night's sleep will do for your outlook on things. Something good will come from this!
conversations.prefix: Well Rested:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The calliope plays a song you have never heard before but whose name you know. 
conversations.prefix: Backwards Goes Time:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's a rowboat. It will hold four people, if you bunch together.
conversations.prefix: The Captains Rowboat:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's a rowboat. It will hold four people, if you bunch together.
conversations.prefix: The Poet's Rowboat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: 'By thy long grey beard and glittering eye, 
  Now wherefore stopp'st thou me? 
conversations.prefix: Ancient Mariner:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: As advertised, it is very wee, but you can find some nice pictures of it right [here](https://www.google.com/search?q=st+beuno%27s+church+culbone&espv=2&biw=1555&bih=871&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwju0uKFnrXOAhVIbiYKHYhZA2IQ_AUIBygC&dpr=1#imgrc=_)
conversations.prefix: Tour St. Bouno's:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A sturdy baker travels along the lane with a push-cart full of bread loaves. He clearly has business somewhere.
conversations.prefix: The Baker:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A publisher comes along with contracts in his valise. He clearly has business somewhere.
conversations.prefix: The Publisher:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This ink-stained lady has come some distance to share her manuscript. She clearly has business somewhere.
conversations.prefix: The Writer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A man with a horse and a cart full of wine comes along. He clearly has business somewhere.
conversations.prefix: The Wine Seller:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A woman bearing milk buckets comes along. She clearly has business somewhere.
conversations.prefix: The Milkmaid:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A banker comes along with a briefcase full of receipts. She clearly has business somewhere.
conversations.prefix: The Banker:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One wouldn't normally expect a tiny fishing village in Somerset to host a financial institution of such magnitude, and yet here it is! This is what comes of meddling in the time-line, I suppose.
conversations.prefix: Royal Bank of Porlock (Interior):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Banker, quite naturally, has some forms for Lorinda to fill out. She will need some form of identification. And, naturally, she will need to the money to deposit.
conversations.prefix: [Lorinda] Satisfy the Banker:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Well, you need to get past a locked door, explain what you are doing in the bank, and somehow convince the Banker you have money to give Lorinda. Or something.
conversations.prefix: [Everyone Else] Help Lorinda:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The farm wherein The Poet took refuge when, laid low by illness, and in the grip of powerful opiates, he wrote his Vision in a Dream. 
conversations.prefix: Ash Farm, Culbone, Porlock:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A pasture full of sheep! How many are there?
conversations.prefix: Sheep!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: In each move, you must challenge The Poet to rhyme a short line! Do your best!
conversations.prefix: The Poet's Rhyming Game:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Now that you have (probably) changed the time-line, what will happen to The Poet now? Will he live on, happily reading his lost poem? Or will he -- *pop* disappear in a cloud of chronoton particles?
conversations.prefix: The Poet's Fate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There is so much that needs to be done before the *Flying Queen* is ready to disembark! It's all hands on deck! Hop to it! And if you can't help, at least stay out of the way!
conversations.prefix: Prepare for Departure!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can figure out a way to do things.  
conversations.prefix: Resourceful:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Can we get on with this, please?    
conversations.prefix: Impatient:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know the best way to do something so that it makes an impact.    
conversations.prefix: Dramatic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have so much to tell people.
conversations.prefix: Pedantic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're definitely not just a cat occasionally taking human appearance for Reasons. Nope, you're 100% human. _Homo sapiens_, that's you. 
conversations.prefix: Absolutely Not A Cat:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You need your sleep. Lots of it. Being _definitely a human and not a cat_ is tough.
conversations.prefix: Nap-Hungry Fuzzy Bastard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're a bit picky about your food. What human wouldn't be? You've come here because you've been promised the best goddamn meal in your life. Hmmm... tuna?
conversations.prefix: Fooooood:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You pride yourself on intense personal honor and fighting for justice and the good of others - while simultaneously and loudly insisting that you are not playing by society's rules.
conversations.prefix: Paladin of Delinquents:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When you're motivated to try at all, you do it beyond any expected level!
conversations.prefix: A Hundred and Ten Percent:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Better a terrible plan, enthusiastically done NOW, than a good plan done in twenty minutes!
conversations.prefix: Impetuous:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Life is confusing.  Some kind of moment of real clarity would make this journey worth all the while.
conversations.prefix: Have Some Kind of Epiphany:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It even got an honorable mention in the local young writers' contest!
conversations.prefix: Totally Wrote a Book Once:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You enjoy the best things in life.  The best wine, the best food, the best companions, the best wine....
conversations.prefix: Hedonist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: *Hic*
conversations.prefix: Drunkard:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There must be something out there besides wine, right?
conversations.prefix: A Reason to Believe:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's a reason it's called "Katzenmusik" in German.
conversations.prefix: Sings Like A Cat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: They're quite a compelling speaker, especially when tipsy.
conversations.prefix: Orator:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are not slow to answer the call no matter the cost. If it was easy, anyone could do it!
conversations.prefix: When Duty Calls:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You actually have musical training in singing choir music!
conversations.prefix: Choir Training:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You do mean well, which is more than can be said for the results when said meaning exerts itself. Oh well, tomorrow is another day and all that, and it probably didn't leave a lasting stain.
conversations.prefix: Well-Meaning Idiocy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have impressive reflexes for a human. Which you definitely are.
conversations.prefix: Cat-Like Reflexes:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't function very well in high-stress situations, and crack under pressure.
conversations.prefix: Anxiety:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Red dots? Bits of tinfoil? Christmas lights? Shiny things? What perfectly normal human wouldn't chase after them?
conversations.prefix: It's So Shiny I Must Murder It:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nothing escapes your notice. Even the smallest detail could prove important!
conversations.prefix: Careful Scrutiny:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You exist on a schedule so tight it might help explain some of your behaviour if only because your head can't be on straight when it's crooked from all the tight schedule of a really laboured metaphor.
conversations.prefix: Day-Planner:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sleeping is one of your favorite hobbies. You'd sleep all day if you thought you could get away with it!
conversations.prefix: Loves Sleep:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Oh, sure, blame the sea that the boat isn't even touching.  Not the twelve glasses of beer, not the adrenaline rush and crash, not the stab wound....
conversations.prefix: Mal de Mar:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oh boy.
conversations.prefix: Seasick:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When you see someone else gung ho about something, you've just GOT to find out how serious they are.
conversations.prefix: Unnecessary Competition:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Some people come on strongly. You're not one of those people because they eventually stop.
conversations.prefix: Intense:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have barely studied your surroundings and are nonetheless ready to make your findings known. 
conversations.prefix: Deductive Reasoning:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Who could be upset or confused or coherent in the proximity of this much fluffy fur and fuzzy paws and purring and awww that kitty nosie...
conversations.prefix: Cuteness Proximity:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When all else fails, get someone in private - where your buddies can't see you - and start groveling shamelessly.  They'll never see it coming!
conversations.prefix: Surreptitious Desperate Pleading:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If it doesn't fit into rows and columns, then you probably don't need it!
conversations.prefix: Spreadsheets!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Oh god.  Do you even bathe?  When's the last time you cleaned that shirt?  Is the air turning *green*?
conversations.prefix: Unkempt:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your first instincts are not always the best. Sometimes a prudent retreat is the best step in an investigation.
conversations.prefix: Second Thoughts:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This will require colour codes, quite a few columns, and extensive survey data. The challenge; to bring order to the whole through design.
conversations.prefix: Spreadsheets!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re super in shape. You are physically fit, your body is attractive, and you can do small feats of strength that could very well be handy in your adventures.
  
  Wait, this card seems awfully familiar...
conversations.prefix: Athletic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The only way to solve this is to assemble all the clues and make clever deductions. Elementary!
conversations.prefix: Solve the Crime:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Realizing that you are part of a team, that people's strengths and weaknesses can cover each other, and that you don't need to handle all of this alone, pride be damned....
conversations.prefix: Be a Team Player:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Did you know cats can shed fur whenever they want?
conversations.prefix: Can Shed At Will:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Grantaire isn't satisfied just being a connoisseur of the arts.  They want to create something beautiful!  Something lasting!  Or at least something they can trade for some wine.
conversations.prefix: Create art!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: *If you can't convince them with the facts, baffle them with bullshit.*
conversations.prefix: Gift of gab:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What's your favorite idea? Mine is being creative.
conversations.prefix: Creative:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oh my god, do you even bathe, etc.
conversations.prefix: Unkempt:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You love anything with fur, feathers, or scales. If you could, you'd be friends with all of them!
conversations.prefix: Animal Lover:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Didn't you say so from literally the very beginning, from the first word? You don't do poetry!
conversations.prefix: Not a Poet:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nobody's ears will thank you, but it gets the job done.
conversations.prefix: Impressive vocal chords:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No matter how tough life gets, if you have friends, you'll be all right.
conversations.prefix: Friendship Circle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This isn't your first rodeo in terms of the natural order inverting and reality deciding to play by all new rules.  So, you try to keep up on the options by reading plenty of science fiction and watching too much anime.
conversations.prefix: Weirdness Awareness:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have the capacity to understand or feel what another person is experiencing from within the other being's frame of reference.
conversations.prefix: Empathy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild: