conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Strengths. Weaknesses. Subplots. It's all bullshit. Utter Bullshit. Now play. So meta. Much wow.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I mustache you a question? 
conversations.prefix: Fancy Negotiating Mustache:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What better tool to beat your enemies into submission with utmost class.
conversations.prefix: Fancy Negotiating Cane:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The best in dapper finery 
conversations.prefix: Fancy Negotiating Top Hat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: YOU WANT IT. BADDDD. LOOK AT IT. MOCK OTHER PLAYERS WITH IT.
  
  "LOOK WHAT I HAVE. NYAH. BLAH. BLAH. BLAH."
conversations.prefix: SHINY OBJECT:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oh gods-- this was the last thing the game needed.
conversations.prefix: Necronomicon:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The power of monocle compels you.
conversations.prefix: Fancy Negotiating Monocle:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: *twerk* like you've never *twerked* before.
conversations.prefix: ASS-set:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tremble before me. 
conversations.prefix: YOU ARE NOTHING BEFORE NARRATOR-KUN:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: SAVE HIM IF YOU CAN
conversations.prefix: HEART ATTACK:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ACTION is in crisis. HELP HIM.
conversations.prefix: HELP ACTION COPE:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Just controlled by some asshole on a computer.
conversations.prefix: YOUR NOTHING BUT A PUPPET:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Just stop trying. The 4th wall cannot be breached by your meager talents. 
conversations.prefix: SERIOUSLY.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bitch. 
conversations.prefix: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SOB STORY :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You narrator can't even. No images - not even a full fucking paragraph
  
  Now go fetch the narrator a pillow. 
conversations.prefix: Lazy Narrator:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You want it. You want it so hard. Way harder than the other guy.
conversations.prefix: FIGHT OVER THE ASSET:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've stepped into a soap opera. Now commence with the melodrama.
conversations.prefix: LOVE SCENE:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Om nom nom nom nom.
conversations.prefix: Make a Fancy Feast!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: In their crafty attempt to escape certain doom via Anime Babe -- the narator has plopped you HERE.
conversations.prefix: HERE:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: But where is THERE if not HERE??
conversations.prefix: GET TO THERE:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Do you realize how man things can kill you in the Amazon?
  
  It's like second place to Australia or something.
conversations.prefix: MOTHERFUCKING AMAZON:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mourn over my pretty corpse!!!
conversations.prefix: DEAD??? NARRATOR:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The NARRATOR will not be forced back to WORK willingly! 
  
  Get back vile PLAYERS. Back, I say!  
conversations.prefix: BOSS BATTLE :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Can you escape?!?!!
conversations.prefix: REVISION HELL:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Really dead? Or not quite dead? Or are they back to being the LAZY NARRATOR?
conversations.prefix: NARRATOR'S FUNERAL :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Certain things need to be done WITH CLASS. 
  
  This is one of them
conversations.prefix: NEGOTIATING :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ACTION is giving BIRTH to SOMETHING.
conversations.prefix: THE PAIN OF BIRTH:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: ACTION wants TEST -- ACTION WILL GET TEST.
conversations.prefix: Paternity Test:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your Koalafications are irrelephant.
conversations.prefix: ANIMAL PUNS:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What do you call fake noodles?
  
  An Impasta.
conversations.prefix: OBJECT PUNS:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
conversations.prefix: SEX PUNS:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You explain the action for the audience.
conversations.prefix: Greek Chorus:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The audience needs summaries for them to truly understand the actions of the play!
conversations.prefix: Summary:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You don't actually take part in anything.
conversations.prefix: Outside the action:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: EXPLAIN IT ALL!
conversations.prefix: EXPLAIN!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Maybe LP and Diku weren't good with graphics.
  
  MUSH with cards.  MUCK?
conversations.prefix: Isn't MUSH but pay too?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Imagined oral mutuality is always the motivation.  Actual oral mutuality just provide surfaces and cuddles.
  
  We are motivated by our urge to kiss in daydreams with a book nearby.
conversations.prefix: Libido and Text:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Someone just called a character of mine a bozo online.  Must resist urge to call the police.
conversations.prefix: Easily Bullbaited:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Maybe if their lovers read Italo Calvino's Invisible Cities to them over the phone while breathing in noticeable rhythm, they'd GET THE IDEA.
conversations.prefix: Make it Borges and Anais Nin:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS MEMES
  EVERYTHING IS
conversations.prefix: Corrupted by the Internet:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Why you gotta be so serious all the time batman
conversations.prefix: Y SO SRS?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Didn't do the thing
conversations.prefix: Y U NO?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I keep throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening
conversations.prefix: ALL THE THINGS:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cards are just a mask to hide your inner self from the world.
conversations.prefix: Telling You What You Really Mean:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: That word does not mean what you think it does.
conversations.prefix: True Meaning:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cards are like the governor of the engine of the mind that keeps if from overspeeding the emotions of the body.
conversations.prefix: Overly Complex Analogy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Ship of State has a Fever.
conversations.prefix: Mixed Metaphor:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can count on me to fuck it all up.
conversations.prefix: Noob:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Narrator: "Wow...
  
  You TOTALLY fucked that up. I don't know why you even THOUGHT that MIGHT work..(idiot). But since you're new I guess I won't just kill you outright."
conversations.prefix: Pitiful Luck:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sometimes "playing dumb" isn't an act.
conversations.prefix: I don't get it.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I want to win.
conversations.prefix: Greatness:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Drive of story.
  
  Leads characters.
conversations.prefix: Action:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Play these to get strong outcome.
conversations.prefix: Strength:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Play these to get weak outcome.
conversations.prefix: Weakness:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Only once per scene.
conversations.prefix: Subplot:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Creepy . . . 
conversations.prefix: Creepypasta:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're creepy. Congrats, you're doin' your job!
conversations.prefix: Uhm.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Just. You scare people. No friends for you.
conversations.prefix: ........:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I don't want to do this.
conversations.prefix: Reluctant Player:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I don't have to do this shit!
conversations.prefix: Fuck this!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Will it get you to leave me alone?
  
conversations.prefix: Whatever!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I have better things to do... like pick my ass.
conversations.prefix: Anything But This.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Daaaww! Baka! Baka! By the power of the moon it is over nine thousand so we have to catch them all with the power of the cards! Desu. Desu. Desu.
conversations.prefix: Generic Anime Character:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's over NINE THOUUUSSSANNNDD!
  
conversations.prefix: Over powered Super Power:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ahhh! So Kawaii!
conversations.prefix: Kawaii-desu!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ohh god! My Eyes!
conversations.prefix: Fan Fiction:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lord of the internet has joined your story n honored.
conversations.prefix: Unicorn-Cat:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: He may do as he... pleases.
conversations.prefix: Lord of the internet:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You shall tremble before your lord.
conversations.prefix: No you:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: everyone loves you, those who don't must be made to.
conversations.prefix: Its not a sob story:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "It's a good thing these players can't read my mind," thought the Narrator. "Otherwise they'd know how much I'm screwing with them."
conversations.prefix: The Narrator's Internal Monologue:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: "I am very kind to my players," thought the Narrator.  "That way they will realize how generally well-liked I am, and also clever and intelligent."
conversations.prefix: The Narrator's Ego:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: "I'm in a bad mood," thought the Narrator.  "These players think they're so clever, but they aren't as clever as I am.  I'll show them how clever I am."
conversations.prefix: The Narrator's Id:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: "This is a good story," thought the Narrator.  "I'll make something interesting happen.  Then it will be like me, for I am interesting."
conversations.prefix: The Narrator's Desire to Drive the Plot:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mama? Papa?
conversations.prefix: Plot:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are so boned.
conversations.prefix: PLOT TWIST:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oh, you're really boned.
conversations.prefix: PLOT TWIST TOO DIFFICULT:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Or something like that.
conversations.prefix: Bring Excitement!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I am the great wall that divides the players from the characters.
conversations.prefix: The 4th Wall:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Life is a pain. The Fourth Wall divides that pain from the enjoyment of reality.
conversations.prefix: The Great Divide:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The fourth wall is a very fragile thing, and should it break the world may end as we know it.
conversations.prefix: Fragile:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The world requires organization between cannon and fandom. The two worlds must never bridge together. EVER.
conversations.prefix: Organization.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You call this a character sheet? I'll show you a character sheet. Primary stats, secondary stats, power advantages, level enhancements with +3 proficiency modifiers... 
conversations.prefix: Real Games Have Dice:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Natural 20! With a +4 against Plot McGuffins and 10% experience point bonus!
conversations.prefix: Critical Hit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Roll again to see if you dropped your weapon, cut off your own arm, or spilled acid on the Baron's new shoes.
conversations.prefix: Critical Fumble:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When you fill in all the boxes on the character sheet, YOU WIN... a new character sheet!
conversations.prefix: Gain Experience:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You flow so poetically. You are many flowery sentences. Your answer or point is embedded amongst +1000 words. And that was just a description of what you looked like....
conversations.prefix: Purple Prose:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: So many pretty words. So hypnotic. They bring the world to its knees. 
conversations.prefix: Pen Mightier Than Sword:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No sense can be made of your rambling, and nobody can understand what you're trying to accomplish. They've skipped to the bottom looking for the answers
conversations.prefix: Tl;dr:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Much to your chagrin, you follow in the footsteps of all the pretty words 
conversations.prefix: Drink, imbibe, taste of the ethereal transcendce of beauty that is the very foundations of the written word:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It is me
  
  What I do
conversations.prefix: Action:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Doctor pulls out a battery and wires... Real MacGyver shit happens.
conversations.prefix: Mad Skills:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Even the net transvestite make fun of me.  Especially because I keep calling myself gendered.
  
  You try the whole game when you're senile and feeble and never enough energy to shave and shower.
conversations.prefix: So much weaker and stupider.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: And she really was an atrocious typist.  Someone shoot her.  For me.  For the United States.  Please.
conversations.prefix: The Beautiful Ones were One Ugly Guy Who Hated You:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Father?
conversations.prefix: Emotional Distress:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is MY game now bitches!
conversations.prefix: Take Over:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I have faith in you. You can do better than that.
conversations.prefix: Power of Revision:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Obviously, I have issues.... I mean come on.
conversations.prefix: Anger Issues:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This is the DNA of Character 1.
  
  There is no way it can be Actions baby.
conversations.prefix: Character 1's DNA:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Velcro! Hee hee!
conversations.prefix: Heehee!: