conversations.from: system
conversations.value: *In June 2014, NASA scientists were alerted to Daisy, a gigantic asteroid on a collision course with earth. Eyeballing its trajectory, the scientists predicted the time to impact at 6 months (give or take a year).*
  
  *With little time to spare, a crack team of specialists was assembled. They were the best in their vague respective fields, rallied to face the threat using the most exciting, expensive, and impractical methods known to man.*
  
  KABOOM!
  
  Forget all you know about space and physics, because **I** know sweet f*** all. Create your character and save the world, the Michael Bay way.
  
  In order to stay faithful to the MB way, please limit character submissions to 150 words or less. Create your own cards.
  
  This game will be stupid and continuity will be inconsistent, I promise. Hopefully it will also be fun.
  
  Inspiration will be drawn from works such as Armageddon, Transformers, The Rock, and that Meatloaf music video.
  
  KABOOM!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What could it be, and why is it a secret?
conversations.prefix: The Box:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Everyone always thinks of you as Dick Walker's kid. 
  
  It's time you become a hero on your own.
conversations.prefix: Big shoes to fill:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The latest in apparatuses for achieving Science!
conversations.prefix: Science stuff:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A transmission that not only supplies inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but is also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.
conversations.prefix: Turbo Encabulator:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: NASA's flown in just about every KABOOM they could find on the east coast. 
conversations.prefix: Mucho explosives:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The manoeuvrability of a traditional submarine, adapted for space.
conversations.prefix: Astro-Sub Mk II: Señorita:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rare Application Tactical suit (prototype).
  
  Designed by NASA to meet all the offensive needs of today's astronaut.
conversations.prefix: R.A.T. suit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Everyone always thinks of you as Dick Walker’s kid.
  It’s time you become a hero on your own.    
conversations.prefix: Big shoes to fill:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Everyone in the room has had just about all they can take of Mack Masterman. The giant TV must be stopped.
conversations.prefix: Enough Mack Masterman:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The team has to come up with a plan.
conversations.prefix: Plan of attack:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This might be the last time that Walker sees his dad.
  
  Even glass eyes cry.
conversations.prefix: Dad (Walker):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A fine attempt, but it needs more  *science*!
conversations.prefix: Doc Miller: Good Mill Hunting:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There is no better way of explaining: *Oxford's Fundamental Theory of Seductive  Explosion*.
conversations.prefix: Nick: Fruitful demonstration:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Joint Chiefs question Lel's role in the team and mission.
conversations.prefix: Lel: Like a sore thumb...:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: He's alive!
conversations.prefix: Lt. Walker: Dear old dad:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A really large garage for space shuttles.
conversations.prefix: Hangar One:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mack gave everyone a front row seat to the  show.
conversations.prefix: Matinee:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!
conversations.prefix: ArenaX Code (Lel):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mack's cutting your lunch!
conversations.prefix: Deal with it (Walker):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lel's been exposed to radiation.
  
  Only Doc knows.
conversations.prefix: Prognosis Negative (Doc):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mack's co-pilot on the Pancreas.
conversations.prefix: Major Vanessa Cole:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Miles, maybe even ten miles above Earth.
conversations.prefix: Space:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's gonna do some serious damage.
conversations.prefix: Meteor Space-storm:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ditto
conversations.prefix: Create your own:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ditto
conversations.prefix: Create your own:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ditto
conversations.prefix: Create your own:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ditto
conversations.prefix: Create your own:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Where they discover space.
conversations.prefix: NASA Headquarters:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Eight minutes to meet each other before the Joint Chiefs.
conversations.prefix: Introductions:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: His lifelong dream of going into space was shattered along with his pelvis in a freak softball accident.
  
  Now, he pretty much runs NASA.
conversations.prefix: Headset Steve:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Some members of the Joint Chiefs are eager for a nuclear solution to the Daisy threat.
conversations.prefix: Reap the Nuke:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You need special gear for this mission. 
  
  If there is one thing NASA has plenty of, it's gear.
conversations.prefix: Requisition:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Going to or coming back from a beach volleyball game.
  
  Flight commander on this mission.
conversations.prefix: CDR Mack Masterman:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: NASA's flown in just about every KABOOM they could find on the east coast. 
conversations.prefix: Mucho explosives (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rare Application Tactical suit (prototype).
  
  Designed by NASA to meet all the offensive needs of today's astronaut.
conversations.prefix: R.A.T. suit (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The manoeuvrability of a traditional submarine, adapted for space.
conversations.prefix: Astro-Sub Mk II (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The latest in apparatuses for achieving Science!
conversations.prefix: Science stuff (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A transmission that not only supplies inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but is also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.
conversations.prefix: Turbo Encabulator (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You weren't meant to see it loaded onto the Pancreas. 
  
  But you **did**. 
conversations.prefix: Secret load:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Puts the "awe" into awesome.
conversations.prefix: ComMANder (Nick):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Lel hasn't seen his grandsons for years.
conversations.prefix: Nipoti (Lel):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Life moves fast.
  
  Mack moves faster.
conversations.prefix: Mrs Finchley-Masterman (Nick):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Someone needs to get to the Señorita and detach it from the Pancreas. 
conversations.prefix: Get to the Señorita:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're very high ranking in whatever branch of the military you're from this week. You know 1000 ways to kick ass and blow shit up.
conversations.prefix: Military Man:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You were trained to be ready for anything.
conversations.prefix: Crack Commando:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't understand what these science-types are saying. Why can't they speak plain English?
conversations.prefix: Science?!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All of the stripes and all of the medals. You want people to be blinded when they look at you. You're gonna be the President someday. Commander-in-Chief yo!
conversations.prefix: Promotion:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You do the precise calculations that allow exactly the right amount of explosives to blow up an asteroid.  Then it's up to the others to multiply that number by 10.
conversations.prefix: Physicist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can do the thing with the maths and the projectiles and the waves and the stuff.  Yeah. that.
conversations.prefix: Physics!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're not exactly the action hero of the group.  Physical exertion does not become you.
conversations.prefix: Physically Weak:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All you want is to discover new things...mostly by studying the effects of explosions on them.
conversations.prefix: SCIENCE!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: In dark times you need someone to keep you up. With no hope any skill is worthless. 
conversations.prefix: Humorist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are like a capitan on a sinking ship. You stand fierce even when odds would suggest that any hope is lost. 
conversations.prefix: Never give up! :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ok you get their morale up. Wouldn't a communication system from Earth have been as good? Now you are there... try to be more useful, just please. 
conversations.prefix: How will you help? :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your career was at a dead end. You needed something great to get a boost.
conversations.prefix: A fresh new start :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You like blowing things up. And you're very, very good at it.  Qualifications? Specific experience?  Who needs any of that?
conversations.prefix: Explosives Expert:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The biggest, showiest and most marginally useful explosions that money and human ingenuity can buy.  When *doesn't* an explosion solve all your problems?
conversations.prefix: Pyrotechnics:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sometimes you've got to be helpless so you can be rescued.  That's just the way it goes around here.  What are you, *new*?
conversations.prefix: Plot-Convenient Helplessness:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've heard something needs blowing up.  That's why you're here.  Oh, and something something saving humanity.
conversations.prefix: An Earth-Shattering Kaboom:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Thinking with your...aw, you know how it goes.
conversations.prefix: Swinging Sausage:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You just put military types at ease. 
conversations.prefix: Brothers in Arms:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No one knowning, you spent your free time practicing in a skill that will be a key factor.
conversations.prefix: Unknown expertise:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't think twice before you say or do something risky. In fact, most of the time you don't even think *once*.
conversations.prefix: Hot-Headed:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Through the power of science, you say things that are true, but oftentimes nobody can understand what you actually mean.
conversations.prefix: Incomprehensible.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know how to make an impression.  A particular kind of impression.  Sure, it only works on men - but they're the only people who matter in these things anyway, right?
conversations.prefix: Feminine "Charm":
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The eye Colonel Walker wore in 'Nam.
conversations.prefix: Spare Glass Eye:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: We are just branches in the wind, still standing here together. Facing one more storm .
  So we're gathered here, holding on to each other to let go of another one we won't forget.
conversations.prefix: Tears will flow.: