conversations.from: system
conversations.value: PREMISE: This story is a giant mega crossover!  You can play as any character from any work of fiction.
  
  -------
  
  Strange people have been appearing of late.  Sometimes, out of thin air.  They vary wildly in appearance and demeanor but all seem to believe they have come from another world entirely.
  
  There are many theories about where they come from but none connect them to the newly-formed Unity Corporation.  Why would they?  It may be already a media powerhouse, but aside from its quick rise to power it's a perfectly ordinary company.
  
  When an otherworlder asks for you specifically, you're surprised; but your curiosity, or something of the sort, leads you to meet her where she asks: a drinking establishment you've never heard of before, a place called the Cameo Bar.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Uh
conversations.prefix: Information on Unity Corporation:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Testing testing 123
  
conversations.prefix: Does this work?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This little doohickey will keep you in contact with people in different dimensions, and can also act as a navigation aid to get you in the same one.  Too bad it won't get you any closer than that.
conversations.prefix: Dimensional Transponder:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You may not have the packet itself, but you got the chance to read it, incriminating bits and all.
conversations.prefix: Information on Unity Corporation:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A folder full of information on Unity Corporation assembled by Sally.  Not a whole lot to go on, but there's something worrying - several different authors have written a pair of articles each, the first pointing out questionable actions by the company, the second practically praising the ground under their monolithic building.  There's also an incomplete employee roster - and each of you recognize a name on it.
conversations.prefix: Unity Corporation Info Packet:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your appearance tends to get you disrespected.
conversations.prefix: Unimpressive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't like work.
conversations.prefix: Lazy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have friends where no one would expect.
conversations.prefix: Well Connected:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're better than everyone else.
conversations.prefix: Arrogant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You tend to mess up simple physical tasks.
conversations.prefix: Clumsy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't think so good.
conversations.prefix: Dumb:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: People tend to like the way you look.
conversations.prefix: Attractive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're always full of energy.
conversations.prefix: Enthusiastic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You spot things that others tend to overlook.
conversations.prefix: Observant:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't get people.
conversations.prefix: Non-Empathic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're smart enough, you just don't have the background to understand some things.
conversations.prefix: Uneducated:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your personality tends to wear on people.
conversations.prefix: Abrasive:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know what you can do.
conversations.prefix: Confident:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There are some major problems with the world today. You plan to fix some of them. 
conversations.prefix: Change the World:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your body doesn't match your image of yourself. You intend to fix that. 
conversations.prefix: As Within, So Without:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Something's upset your normal life, and you want it back.
conversations.prefix: Give Me Back My Life:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've done something bad, and you intend to make up for it.
conversations.prefix: Redeem Yourself:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You just want one thing: Profit.
conversations.prefix: Show Me the Money:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your body is well-suited to athletics.
conversations.prefix: Fit:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have unusual knowledge in some subject or another.
conversations.prefix: Learned:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're working from established characters; I couldn't begin to cover that variety of archetypes needed.  Make your own card with a decent description of your archetype (but don't use your character's name here!)
conversations.prefix: Create your own!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Once more, many more options than cards.  Go ahead.
conversations.prefix:  Or create your own!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Again, there's a lot of ground to cover.  Go ahead and make your own card or modify for a better fit!
conversations.prefix:  Or Create your own!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I've tried to be fairly comprehensive but I can't cover everything.  If nothing seems right, make your own!  Or feel free to edit an existing card!
conversations.prefix:  Or create your own!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: At first glance this looks like your average dive bar.  That is, until you notice the robot drinking motor oil in the corner, or the bear guzzling down colas.  There's a pixie sharing a pint with a sword-wielding mouse, and at the bar sits a... you're not even sure what that is.  The bartender is a friendly Dane, though the battleaxe hanging on the wall makes you think twice about that 'friendly' assessment.
conversations.prefix: The Cameo Bar:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your mysterious organizer, this cloaked femme stands half the height of a man.  You would think her a little girl if not for her voice - particularly its fierceness.
conversations.prefix: Sally:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The sheer size of this building is awe-inspiring.  In fact, you can't even see the top.  Even more impressive is that the entire building is a featureless pitch black - the only thing that breaks it up is the door handle, and even that's hard to spot.
conversations.prefix: Unity Corporation Headquarters:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your advanced mind is the envy of lesser intellects.
conversations.prefix: Brilliant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When you talk, people listen.
conversations.prefix: Charismatic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have a very important goal, and it keeps you going.
conversations.prefix: Driven:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You read people well, whether through powers or plain human empathy.
conversations.prefix: Insightful:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have training in martial arts or some other physical activity.
conversations.prefix: Trained:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Age or experience has made you a fount of wisdom.
conversations.prefix: Wise:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Why should you care?
conversations.prefix: Apathetic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You tend to miss things that should be obvious.
conversations.prefix: Inattentive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've seen the worst.
conversations.prefix: Jaded:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: So very, very sheltered.
conversations.prefix: Naive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: People just don't like to look at you.
conversations.prefix: Ugly:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Heavy exertion is not for you.
conversations.prefix: Unfit:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Life is fun, and you intend to enjoy every second.
conversations.prefix: Live for the Moment:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You don't believe you can do anything right.
conversations.prefix: No Confidence:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Something about your personality bugs you, and you intend to change it.
conversations.prefix: Better Yourself:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Whether for fame, glory, or justice, bring strength to those in need.
conversations.prefix: Be A Hero:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Someone's wronged you, and you intend to wrong them right back. 
conversations.prefix: Make Them Pay:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: People don't respect you.  You'll prove that they should.
conversations.prefix: Show Them All:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This Dane seems friendly enough, though the battleaxe hanging on the wall implies a fierce temper.
conversations.prefix: Hogan:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This room is surprisingly plush given the look of the main room. Either Sally shelled out for the best room in the place, or the bar owner has an interest in people underestimating the place.
  
  It doesn't feel quite so warm nor welcoming as before. The implications of just what you're up against—what Unity might be *capable* of—has turned even the air you're breathing leaden.
conversations.prefix: Cameo Bar Backroom:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your slightly-less-mysterious-than-before organizer, Sally Acorn stands half the height of a man but has twice the determination.
conversations.prefix: Sally Acorn:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Who is Sally, and why is she so interested in Unity?
conversations.prefix: Who's behind this?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: How can it be inside the forest when you entered in the middle of the city?
conversations.prefix: What's up with this bar?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: An informational pamphlet on the Cameo Bar.  Where it came from is a mystery, there don't seem to be any more of them and even the barkeep seems confused by its presence.
conversations.prefix: Cameo Bar pamphlet:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Because sometimes you're a pointer, and sometimes you're a setter.
  
  Curiously, when you transform you seem to be able to throw off entities that track by scent.
conversations.prefix: Gender Transform:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: People respect this badge. It gets you most any place you need to go and nearly everything you need.
  
  For everything else, there's MasterCard. For every*where* else... there's a crowbar.
conversations.prefix: Attorney Badge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's not very subtle, and you probably couldn't get it through a security checkpoint, but it handily simplifies the worst of your problems.
conversations.prefix: Extensible Harpoon:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A short, narrow dagger that can kill almost anything.
  
  The blade itself is circular and makes a sound like a crystal wineglass when you flick it with your fingernail.
conversations.prefix: Angel Blade:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's not very elegant, but it gets the job done when there's no one around to do it for you.
  
  It accepts a wider variety of ammunition than one would suspect. Probably it's magic.
conversations.prefix: Sawed-off Shotgun:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Here goes nothing...
  
  ---
  
  **[PICK UP]**
  to activate the Transponder
  
  **[PLAY]**
  on final challenge to return to the Cameo Bar
conversations.prefix: Banzai!!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You thought you had purr-pared yourself fur every paw-sible cat-astrophe.
  
  Ap-purr-ently you were wrong.
  
  Nao ... do you touch noses with the rest of your clan on the off-chance they might be able to purr-vide you with counsel on your next mew-ve? (Not that you need it. *Naturally*.)
  
  And for that matter ... where *are* you keeping your transponder!?
conversations.prefix: [Rufus Shinra] Cat-lateral Damage:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: An unusual type of martial arts training has unlocked your magical potential, allowing you a variety of spells in addition to physical prowess.
conversations.prefix: Magical Martial Artist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You aren't so good at the whole "thinking things through before you do them" thing.
conversations.prefix: Impulsive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You did not *fall*, precisely. Nor, as certain rather classier demons have helpfully suggested, did you even saunter vaguely downward.
  
  No, your greatest sin—an unforgivable transgression in the eyes of the Heavenly Host—was, in the end, humanity.
  
  Headstrong, bull-headed, painfully idiotic meatsacks, seeing hope in every hopeless situation, reading signs into mere happenstance, and—most importantly—never, *ever* giving up, no matter the odds, and no matter their flaws.
  
  And in the end, you fell from grace for simply loving humanity too much.
conversations.prefix: Fallen Seraph:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Curiously, some fallen seraphim are able to retain their powers—and it seems that *you* are one of the chosen few.
  
  You can heal minor wounds while suffering no ill effects (though major injuries tend to rebound upon you); you can communicate with animals (although they tend to be taciturn, *especially* cats); you can insinuate yourself into the dreams of those closest to you (to deliver exposition, usually) ... and then there's the smiting and the thwarting of wiles, part and parcel of being the celestial entity you are.
  
  While **[your abilities](http://supernatural.wikia.com/wiki/Castiel#Original_Abilities)** are **[manifold](http://supernatural.wikia.com/wiki/Castiel#Seraph_Abilities)** ... your strength is not inexhaustible.
conversations.prefix: Divine Powers:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: ---
  
  **"This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"**
  
  ---
  
  The world has changed significantly since your last visit near the beginning of time, when a few very special creatures decided that the land might be somewhat safer than the sea.
  
  All things considered, you're pretty proud of how quickly you've acclimated to modern society, although—for some reason—few people seem to concur.
conversations.prefix: Contemporarily Challenged:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You did not *fall*, precisely. Nor, as certain rather classier demons have helpfully suggested, did you even saunter vaguely downward.
  
  No, your greatest sin—an unforgivable transgression in the eyes of the Heavenly Host—was, in the end, humanity.
  
  Headstrong, bull-headed, painfully idiotic meatsacks, seeing hope in every hopeless situation, reading signs into mere happenstance, and—most importantly—never, *ever* giving up, no matter the odds, and no matter their flaws.
  
  And in the end, you fell from grace for simply loving humanity too much.
conversations.prefix: Fallen Seraph:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Curiously, some fallen seraphim are able to retain their powers—and it seems that *you* are one of the chosen few.
  
  You can heal minor wounds while suffering no ill effects (though major injuries tend to rebound upon you); you can communicate with animals (although they tend to be taciturn, *especially* cats); you can insinuate yourself into the dreams of those closest to you (to deliver exposition, usually) ... and then there's the smiting and the thwarting of wiles, part and parcel of being the celestial entity you are.
  
  While **[your abilities](http://supernatural.wikia.com/wiki/Castiel#Original_Abilities)** are **[manifold](http://supernatural.wikia.com/wiki/Castiel#Seraph_Abilities)** ... your strength is not inexhaustible.
conversations.prefix: Divine Powers:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ---
  
  **"This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"**
  
  ---
  
  The world has changed significantly since your last visit near the beginning of time, when a few very special creatures decided that the land might be somewhat safer than the sea.
  
  All things considered, you're pretty proud of how quickly you've acclimated to modern society, although—for some reason—few people seem to concur.
conversations.prefix: Contemporarily Challenged:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ---
  
  **"I didn't want to hurt any of them. I want to help you. I will devote my life to helping you all."**
  
  ---
  
  In the eternity that you've existed, you've done countless terrible things: you've committed atrocities in the name of the Lord your father; you've blindly followed orders, obliterating entire cities with a single gesture; you've murdered innocent babes for their parents' beliefs.
  
  If you were capable of sleeping, those memories would keep you up at night; as it is, it's a miracle you haven't gone mad.
  
  Well... gone mad *again*.
conversations.prefix: Attain Redemption:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: An unusual type of martial arts training has unlocked your magical potential, allowing you a variety of spells in addition to physical prowess.
conversations.prefix: Magical Martial Artist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have a plain, honest manner that tends to get you respect.
conversations.prefix: Straightforward:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're not so good at the "thinking things through before you do them" bit.
conversations.prefix: Impulsive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ---
  
  **"There is no 'out.' Only duty."**
  
  ---
  
  You are loyal and steadfast to your friends, and even to your friends' friends, taking their worth on faith ... but to your enemies—and your friends' enemies, for that matter—you are nothing short of terrible: brutal, merciless, inexorable, and worst of all (having been cut off from Heaven for so long) hideously creative.
  
  If you are truly adamant in your conviction that you are doing right, *nothing* will stop you from achieving your goal—whatever it might be, and however much it might cost you.
conversations.prefix: Relentless:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: As a child you had an extraordinary mind and talent. You've only gotten better. 
conversations.prefix: Prodagy Grown Up:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When someone is in trouble and they require someone to represent them in court, you are the one they go to. Evidence and words are your weapons of choice as you set out to defend the innocent who entrust you with their life.
conversations.prefix: Defence Attorney:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No matter how much it seems otherwise, you will never stop believing in your friends and clients. 
conversations.prefix: Complete Faith:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You tend to bite off more than you can chew, making claims you're not even sure you can prove and relying on luckily having the right thing or for another to intervene at the last second to pull through. You have been lucky in the past, but how long will that hold up for? 
conversations.prefix: Impulsive Accusations:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: In every situation you've found yourself in, the one constant is your desire to see justice accurately carried out. You cannot bear to see the law miscarried, and so have dedicated your life, both in the spotlight and behind the scenes, to stop it from occurring. 
conversations.prefix: Justice Seeker:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When someone is in trouble and they require someone to represent them in court, you are the one they go to. Evidence and words are your weapons of choice as you set out to defend the innocent who entrust you with their life.
conversations.prefix: Defence Attorney:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No matter how much it seems otherwise, you will never stop believing in your friends and clients.
conversations.prefix: Complete Faith:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You tend to bite off more than you can chew, making claims you're not even sure you can prove and relying on luckily having the right thing or for another to intervene at the last second to pull through. You have been lucky in the past, but how long will that hold up for? 
conversations.prefix: Compulsive Accusations:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: In every situation you've found yourself in, the one constant is your desire to see justice accurately carried out. You cannot bear to see the law miscarried, and so have dedicated your life, both in the spotlight and behind the scenes, to stop it from occurring. 
conversations.prefix: Justice Seeker:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Since the day you were born, you knew you were destined to be great.  Your whole upbringing was dedicated to teaching you everything you could possibly need to know to lead the people, and turning you into someone capable of that feat.  You took your place at the helm earlier than expected, after an unforeseen disaster befell the previous president, leaving you with more than enough manpower and resources to do just about anything you set your mind to.
conversations.prefix: Company President:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: As much as you used to enjoy traveling in your boat, things have changed quite a bit now. Your lovely wives and your daughter take up much more of your time, but you don't mind that at all. You would do anything to keep them safe, and you have no idea what you'd do if you lost any of them.
conversations.prefix: Fisherman, Family Man, and Father:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Once you've set your heart on something, you're pretty much the only one who can make yourself stop.
conversations.prefix: Determined:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You still have a tendency to leap into situations without thinking. Years of marriage to a Princess have made you less likely to commit an actual social faux pas, but you still like to just solve problems by throwing a harpoon at them sometimes.
conversations.prefix: Impulsive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your family might not be here, but seeing so many younger people just as lost as you reminds you both of your own past and your own daughter. You are going to make sure none of these younger people get hurt on your watch.
conversations.prefix: Protect Them:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's more to leading a company than budgets and delegation.  In fact, managing people is probably the biggest part of the job -- and it's something you excel in.
  
  You're a master at understanding what makes people tick, sizing them up, and then comporting yourself in whatever way will benefit you most.  You have no problems making most people believe or do exactly what you want...in most cases, without them even realizing they're playing into your hands. 
conversations.prefix: Cunning:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You spent your childhood learning everything you could possibly need to know about leading a company: influencing people, making deals, working interactions to your advantage.  That didn't leave a lot of time for making friends.  
  
  When it comes to understanding people, you have a lot of room for improvement.  You find it difficult to put yourself in another person's shoes and understand where they're coming from.  Which doesn't exactly help the whole 'lack of friends' thing.
conversations.prefix: Unsympathetic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: As president of a very well-known and increasingly well-respected company, you need to look out for your firm's interests and assets.  If another company were to start making trouble for your people, impacting your profits...that becomes a problem.
  
  A very serious problem, indeed. 
  
  You don't have any personal grudge against Unity Corporation.  Far from it!  You respect other businesses -- so long as they respect your right to either take them over or take them out.   It's just business.
conversations.prefix: It's Just Business:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: For someone who has to hide so many things, you're really bad at it.
conversations.prefix: Totally casual:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've seen the evidence, you know the outcome, now it's time for you to create a plausible story. After so many years, you've gotten quite good at this. 
conversations.prefix: Deductive Reasoning:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ranged weapons are your thing but in this case, the longer the range, the better the shot. 
  Hit me with your best shot? We got that covered.
  
conversations.prefix: Marksman:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have enough damage to your hearing to need hearing aides. While this does mean that you can lip read it also means that without the hearing aides you don't notice things not in line of sight
  
conversations.prefix: Hearing loss:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sure, you're given a pretty long leash when it comes to freelancing, but when SHIELD calls, you don't say no. 
  
  No really. You DON'T say no. 
conversations.prefix: Agent of SHIELD: