conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Lot of coin for people with loose morals and knack for getting things done. Goblins slain, dragon hordes plundered, zombie plagues stamped out: all in a day's work, really.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re small but earnest, brave in a pinch, cunning and sly.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Witty
  
  Suggested Weakness: Naïve
conversations.prefix: Halfling:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your ancient people are few, these days, but by your will and grace the world shall be bettered.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Wise
  
  Suggested Weakness: Proud
conversations.prefix: Elf:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your folk are fortifying themselves beneath the ground, yet you seek adventure on the surface.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Resilient
  
  Suggested Weakness: Obsessed
conversations.prefix: Dwarf:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Long have you trained for, and dreamt of, battle and adventure. No longer shall you wait for it.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Strong
  
  Suggested Weakness: Dull-witted
conversations.prefix: Warrior:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re a rare sort: a genuine wizard. The fate of the land falls to folk as versed and wise as you.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Wizardly
  
  Suggested Weakness: Frail
conversations.prefix: Wizard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: That you’re a thief is not in dispute but your motives may be good and true.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Stealthy
  
  Suggested Weakness: Conniving
conversations.prefix: Thief:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have dedicated yourself to the ways of faith so as to help and heal.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Wise
  
  Suggested Weakness: Contemplative
conversations.prefix: Cleric:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: As the landed lords and ladies have their knights of the realm, so does the temple have you.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Strong
  
  Suggested Weakness: Proud
conversations.prefix: Paladin:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You practice and protect the old ways, minding the beasts and the land with wisdom and care.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Cunning
  
  Suggested Weakness: Oafish
conversations.prefix: Druid:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No shining knight are you. You protect the common folk from the evils treading in from the wild.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Dextrous
  
  Suggested Weakness: Brutish
conversations.prefix: Ranger:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Strong of body.
conversations.prefix: Strong:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Quick and precise of hand and eye.
conversations.prefix: Dextrous:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Intelligent, even ingenious.
conversations.prefix: Cunning:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Able to withstand or recover from difficulty and pain.
conversations.prefix: Resilient:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Experienced and informed about the ways of the world.
conversations.prefix: Wise:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Attractive, persuasive, and likable.
conversations.prefix: Charming:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Quick on your feet, funny, and likable.
conversations.prefix: Witty:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Well schooled and informed about the facts of the land.
conversations.prefix: Educated:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: In command of some measure of magical power.
conversations.prefix: Wizardly:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Quiet and surreptitious in nature or demeanor.
conversations.prefix: Stealthy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your fear holds you back sometimes.
conversations.prefix: Cowardly:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Uncultured and indelicate, perhaps even clumsy.
conversations.prefix: Oafish:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You tend toward thought over action to the point that is can cause you trouble.
conversations.prefix: Contemplative:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Physically weak, perhaps due to age or injury.
conversations.prefix: Frail:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Inexperienced and perhaps too trusting.
conversations.prefix: Naïve:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Insensitive, unsubtle, and forceful.
conversations.prefix: Brutish:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your mind is like a blunted blade: effective but imprecise.
conversations.prefix: Dull-witted:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sometimes your confidence sours into arrogance.
conversations.prefix: Proud:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re preoccupied with your interests to the point of causing you trouble.
conversations.prefix: Obsessed:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You scheme, you conspire, and you are sometimes careless about lawbreaking.
conversations.prefix: Conniving:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Go where you’ve never been before and share your experiences through song and story.
conversations.prefix: Explore!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Avoid the draw and distraction of the mundane in favor of headier, more spiritual affairs.
conversations.prefix: Resist Mundanity:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re building something greater than yourself, something that will better this land.
conversations.prefix: Through Right Crafting:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It’s not enough to withstand the darkness or to survive. You must push it back.
conversations.prefix: Defeat Evil:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Protect your secrets and maintain the façade that makes you seem wiser and more capable than maybe you are.
conversations.prefix: Keep Your Secrets:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not everything is where it belongs in this world. You take things ... and put them where you say they belong.
conversations.prefix: Retrieve What’s Lost:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: People are suffering and it is your duty to heal them, bodily and spiritually.
conversations.prefix: Heal the Sick:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The unsettled dead are a danger and an affront. They cannot be allowed to persist. Slay them.
conversations.prefix: Put the Dead to Rest:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heal the wounds caused by wicked monsters and human machinations even if you cannot prevent them.
conversations.prefix: Heal the Land:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Take it upon yourself to defend the innocent people of the land from the perils within and without.
conversations.prefix: Protect the Meek:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Poor Wat Greenfoot’s mission has turned to misadventure. Rescue him from the Mad Caves before it’s too late!
conversations.prefix: Rescue the Lost Adventurer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Unless the monstrous creature lairing in the Mad Caves is dealt with for good, it shall linger and hurt more folk.
conversations.prefix: Slay the Monster of the Mad Caves:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Mad Caves were once carved like a rune into the mountain. Explore them fully to decipher that rune.
conversations.prefix: Chart the Mad Caves:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The old catacombs are full of precious grave goods and treasures going to waste down there.
conversations.prefix: Plunder the Catacombs:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Mad Caves once teemed with Dwarf miners. Bring back some token of their handiwork.
conversations.prefix: Recover A Dwarf-made Treasure:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Those buried in the ancient catacombs deserve peace. Give those graves some semblance of honorable rest.
conversations.prefix: Restore Peace in the Catacombs:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The king’s daughter, a knight called Sir Gwyndolyn, may task you with grand quests if you prove your mettle to her.
conversations.prefix: Impress Sir Gwyndolyn:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Brother Conway knows the land and its people and can teach you much if he finds you worthy of the lore.
conversations.prefix: Impress Brother Conway:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The fabled Gilded Skull has been lost for a generation — and coveted by the royal family. Riches if you find it.
conversations.prefix: Find the Gilded Skull:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wild boars roam the countryside in alarming numbers these days. Cull their ranks for the good of all.
conversations.prefix: Slay One Dozen Boars:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This sketchy, paper map of the Mad Caves was started by an adventurer hoping for riches, but it’s incomplete.
conversations.prefix: Map of the Mad Caves:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fine swords such as these were once common across the land, combining Dwarf steel with Elf magic.
conversations.prefix: Enchanted Sword:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It’s no great treasure, but perhaps it’s a start.
conversations.prefix: A Few Loose Coins:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A sturdy iron key with a metal skull for a grip, this supposedly unlocks the ancient catacombs.
conversations.prefix: Skull Key:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A human skull, dipped in gold, with three gems for each eye. A ghastly gift buried by the ancients.
conversations.prefix: Gilded Skull:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A simple-looking torch that burns bright until commanded, in Elvish, to stop.
conversations.prefix: Ever-bright Torch:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This shiny black garment makes on hard to see and slows a fall — at least for a few feet.
conversations.prefix: Cloak of the Raven:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ancient rings mades by the Elves like this once held great power, but most have lost their might.
conversations.prefix: Elven-make Ring:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cruel-looking, heavy, and chipped... but sharp!
conversations.prefix: A Bloody Big Axe:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A simple glass vial, corked. Runes meaning “vital” are etched into the glass.
conversations.prefix: Potion of Hope:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This cozy place’s sign depicts a heraldic dragon with three paws raised to strike. The folk here couldn’t be nicer.
conversations.prefix: Dragon Rampant Inn:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This half-crumbling old tower by the lake is where wizards meet, when wizards meet, which is rare these days.
conversations.prefix: Old Wizard’s Tower:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The only proper temple for miles, this modest building is mostly a nave and an altar for common worship.
conversations.prefix: Temple of the Wise:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Built in a grander time, this walled-in keep stands on a rock in the lake, reachable by a bridge of old stones.
conversations.prefix: Castle in the Lake:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Little more than a deep, dry well now, the so-called Bonepit leads to the ancient catacombs beneath the village.
conversations.prefix: The Bonepit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Supposedly an ancient Dwarf-mine, the Mad Caves are a maze of rumored treasures and certain danger.
conversations.prefix: Tunnels of the Mad Caves:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The heart of the Mad Caves is Küzarn Curune, “Cavern of Anguish,” where many Dwarven miners perished in accidents.
conversations.prefix: Cavern of Anguish:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dank and rank, this bone-strewn cave is surely the lair of something large, ravenous, and smelly.
conversations.prefix: The Lair:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The ancients buried their dead in catacombs at the lake’s edge, but the place half-flooded and was forgotten.
conversations.prefix: Ancient Catacombs:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A long-forgotten cavern that once glittered with silver and diamonds ... and might not be exhausted yet.
conversations.prefix: Treasure Vault:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The bridge across the Old River has washed out and the fjord here has always been dangerous.
conversations.prefix: Ruined Bridge:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The priests who sealed these doors etched a riddle into them, warning visitors and rebuking grave-robbers.
conversations.prefix: Riddle at the Gate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This long passage of checkered slate is lined with little holes and recesses—perfect for hiding lethal traps.
conversations.prefix: Checkerboard Corridor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A pressure plate on the floor triggers a trap meant to squash grave-robbers!
conversations.prefix: Crushing Walls Chamber:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The walls of this passage are lined with ancient bones. Even now they gather and form reaching, clawing hands!
conversations.prefix: Clawing Hands:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A crack in the wall betrays the existence of a secret door still held secure by an ingenious, complex locking mechanism.
conversations.prefix: Dwarf-make Door:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The crystals in this chamber sing and thrum out notes that threaten to enchant any who listen to them.
conversations.prefix: Crystal Song:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A narrow bridge of finely cut stones leads ahead ... if it holds.
conversations.prefix: Dwarf-make Bridge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Is this swirling mass of molten fire some kind of trap? Or some kind of spirit?
conversations.prefix: Orb of Fire:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A dreadful squall pours down rain, making every movement into an ordeal.
conversations.prefix: The Storm:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The quiet, rotund keeper of the local inn hears all the tales and knows how to ply a patron to get a story told.
conversations.prefix: Burrick the Innkeeper:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Born in the capital but raised in the Castle in the Lake, this knightly princess sees the local people as hers to protect.
conversations.prefix: Sir Gwyndolyn of the Lake:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Raving and wild-eyed, this poor panicked soul claims to be the only escapee of a misadventure in the Mad Caves.
conversations.prefix: Mad Adventurer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hungry, nasty, pointy-toothed goblins dwell in the wilderness and the caves, striking out to steal sheep and pies.
conversations.prefix: Pointy-toothed Goblins:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A brutish hulk, shaped roughly like a man but thrice as tall, with a tree limb for a club. It reeks something fierce.
conversations.prefix: Hulking Ogre:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What might at first seem to be a slick of mold can turn out to be a vile, dissolving patch of malicious ooze.
conversations.prefix: Creeping Ooze:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wild boar roam the countryside, eating pets and crops and scaring the common folk.
conversations.prefix: Razor-tusked Boar:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Yellowed bones striding and striking on their own, driven by will or ire or anguish alone.
conversations.prefix: Stalking Skeletons:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Poor Wat Greenfoot was part of a misadventure in the Mad Caves and soon he’ll be made into porridge for an ogre.
conversations.prefix: Wat Greenfoot:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wise and kind, this monkish fellow travels about the land, healing and teaching. They say he has elf blood in him.
conversations.prefix: Brother Conway:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Anything? 
conversations.prefix: What's Here?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Placid, calm, serene. You know, a lake.
conversations.prefix: Perwyn Lake:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: He sometimes gets his euphemisms mixed up, but he uses them pretty enthusiastically, so there's that. He knows a lot about the local area, so maybe you should't have hit him with a rock.
conversations.prefix: Brillar:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The beer is watered down, but the shots most definitely are *not*.
conversations.prefix: Dragon Rampant Inn:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bastion's one of the biggest ports on the Aefelderin Sea, and this is where all the commerce comes through, legitimate and otherwise.
conversations.prefix: Dockside:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gods this place stinks.
conversations.prefix: Southstar Cave:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A sleazy tavern run by an even sleazier bugbear. Best potato skins in town.
conversations.prefix: The Bonepit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ever on.
conversations.prefix: The Old Road, South of the Cave:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: They're dangerous, but so are you.
conversations.prefix: The Streets of Bastion:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not the first time you've been here, won't be the last.
conversations.prefix: The Watch Commander's Office:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Man, fuck those guys.
conversations.prefix: Kick the Patriarchy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fallen scion of a noble house, Archard left his life of luxury so he could spread the teachings of Valdrath.
conversations.prefix: Archard:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Leader of the goblins. Asshole. Person with which not to fuck.
conversations.prefix: Captain Tuk:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Burglar, swindler, cutpurse, killer. Cirian is the last person you should trust with your life, but people keep on doing it.
conversations.prefix: Cirian:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oleg's first mate and lover, Evidir is by far the more dangerous of the two.
conversations.prefix: Evidir the Quick:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Goblin scouts, maybe.
conversations.prefix: Glib and Glab:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: De facto leader of Crimson Mayhem, Kit knows *everybody* in town. She and Orit have a complicated history.
conversations.prefix: Kit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Captain of the *Second Best*, this guy is huge and not a man with which to fuck. He also bakes the best oatmeal raisin cookies in Bastion and the surrounding locales.
conversations.prefix: Oleg ak Broshalk:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sneaky, sleazy, not to be trusted. Still, he knows everything that happens in Bastion, and he brews his own beer (and it's *really* good).
conversations.prefix: One-Legged Jimmy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What a douche.
conversations.prefix: Prince Keppler:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One of the very few dwarven wizards in the world, Stef lets neither society nor tradition dictate her behavior.
conversations.prefix: Stef:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One of the toughest chicks you know, and she doesn't take shit from anybody for any reason.
conversations.prefix: Tessa:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sure there's a whole mob of them. But, c'mon, they're only goblins.
conversations.prefix: The 37 Goblins:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's locked, but come on.
conversations.prefix: A Locked Door in the Middle of a Cave that's Pretty Obviously the Door to the Goblins' Lair:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Broken furniture, shattered jaws, ruptured spleens. It's a thing of beauty.
conversations.prefix: A Typical Tuesday Evening:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Plans are good, espcially when they involve killing the fuckers who are trying to kill you. To death.
conversations.prefix: Come Up With A Plan:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your power comes from the gods or, at the very least, from your unwavering sense of self-sufficiency.
conversations.prefix: Cleric:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You like plants and animals better than people because, honestly, at least they're not dicks all the time.
conversations.prefix: Druid:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Maybe you've been knighted, but you definitely follow a higher calling. You try to do the right thing, but sometimes it's hard.
conversations.prefix: Paladin:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're at home in the wild places of the world. Sometimes that means the woods, sometimes that means the inn on the side of the road.
conversations.prefix: Ranger:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You prefer the term "acquisition specialist."
conversations.prefix: Thief:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Woe betide the creature who stands between you and what you're after; few people are as good at kicking in teeth as you are.
conversations.prefix: Warrior:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've learned to harness the power of the Arcanos. It's all very mysterious.
conversations.prefix: Wizard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: People gravitate toward you for... reasons. It's okay, you've learned how to use it to your advantage.
conversations.prefix: Dead Sexy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Unlike most, you went to University and, therefore, know everything.
conversations.prefix: Educated:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Can't touch this.
conversations.prefix: Nimble:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Man, the look on that orc's face when he punched you and you just grinned at him. Priceless.
conversations.prefix: Resilient:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I mean, all of your friends are pretty funny, but you always know just what to say.
conversations.prefix: Snarktastic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: People never see you coming, and that's the way you like it.
conversations.prefix: Sneaky:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No man is your equal.
conversations.prefix: Strong Like Bull:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You command vast magical power. Cue maniacal laughter.
conversations.prefix: The Power:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're two steps ahead of everyone else. It's a burden being so smart.
conversations.prefix: Wheels Within Wheels:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have a lot of wisdom. You're very wisdomous.
conversations.prefix: Wise:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: People seem to have a problem with you. Let's see if they can count how many fucks you give.
conversations.prefix: Attitude Problem:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Running away is NOT a weakness.
conversations.prefix: Better Part of Valor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Foot, meet mouth.
conversations.prefix: Brutish:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You bruise like a peach.
conversations.prefix: Frail:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I'm sure those nice ogres can give us directions. Let's go ask!
conversations.prefix: Naïve:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's not that you're arrogant, it's just that you're so much better than everyone else.
conversations.prefix: Proud:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nothing ever gets you down. It's kind of annoying actually.
conversations.prefix: Relentlessly Optimistic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're very small, which makes things complicated sometimes.
conversations.prefix: Tiny:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You second-guess yourself a lot.
conversations.prefix: Unsure:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Evil exists, with a capital E. You're going to kick it six ways from Sunday.
conversations.prefix: Defeat Evil:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You want to see everything. EVERYTHING.
conversations.prefix: Explore!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's a lot of shit that messes the world up, and you want to make it better.
conversations.prefix: Heal the Land:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: People need help. You want to give it to them.
conversations.prefix: Heal the Sick:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're young. You want to cause trouble while you can.
conversations.prefix: Hellraising:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: *shifty eyes*
conversations.prefix: Keep Your Secrets:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Not everyone can step up and fight a dragon. That's why you're there to help.
conversations.prefix: Protect the Meek:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You lost something and you're gonna get it back.
conversations.prefix: Retrieve What’s Lost:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's someone you're interested in, and maybe they're even interested in you. Things are complicated though.
conversations.prefix: Unrequited:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Plagued by bandits. Why people don't just go *around* it, you'll never understand. 
conversations.prefix: Red Oak Crossing:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Preferably before they kill you. 
conversations.prefix: Escape:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Food. Water. Shelter. Then you can think about how you get paid for this debacle.
conversations.prefix: Get Your Shit Together:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: For certain definitions of the word "clever".
conversations.prefix: A Clever Plan:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not too bright, but there's a bunch of them.
conversations.prefix: Half a Dozen Unwashed, Armed Men:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's pretty, if you like that sort of thing.
conversations.prefix: A Waterfall near Red Oak Crossing:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Watch is not happy that they had to break up a bar fight.
conversations.prefix: 'Splainin to Do:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cold. Damp. Dirty. You know, a prison.
conversations.prefix: Barryhollow Prison:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Probably not free. 
conversations.prefix: Get Out of Jail:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tough, capable, doesn't tolerate fuckery.
conversations.prefix: Captain Anya Lumane:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: An inn in the middle of nowhere. You'd think the place would go out of business, but it always seems to be in good condition despite the relative lack of customers. Probably a front for the Mockers.
conversations.prefix: The Crossroads:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's got privacy going for it, but that's mainly because nobody comes here because the food is fucking terrible and the ale is watered down.
conversations.prefix: The Drowned Rat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A medium-sized walled town in the Westfold. Its chief exports are silks, apples, and men who poke things with swords.
conversations.prefix: Barryhollow:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A little jingle can buy you a lot. Just don't touch your coin purse. Or think about where it is. Seriously, they'll just fucking steal it from you.
conversations.prefix: Shinbone Alley:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wife of the Mayor of Barryhollow. She'd be the most powerful woman in town if she weren't so sauced up all the time.
conversations.prefix: Eleanor Handel:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oh fuck. *That* guy.
  
  Most people think him a legend. Only legends don't usually kill you.
conversations.prefix: The Red Man:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It looks like any other tree only, you know, bigger. No trace of a door. But I guess if there were, it wouldn't be secret.
conversations.prefix: Find the Secret Door:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: "So help me, if I find him..."
conversations.prefix: "Where the fuck is Everal?":
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Their minds are full of thoughts of ass-kicking.
conversations.prefix: About Fifteen Dudes with Swords:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oh, Everal.
conversations.prefix: Escape Your Bonds:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not actually his name. His name is Bertrand or Bartrand or Bortrand or some fucking thing. But he looks like a damn sphincter, okay? Anyway, convince him to pay you more.
conversations.prefix: Sphincter-Face:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Everal smells rubber. Most giant monsters aren't made of rubber. What's actually making that noise?
conversations.prefix: What the What?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Lots of spider-goblins.
conversations.prefix: Spider-Goblins:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: They're closed, and guarded by a bunch of dudes.
conversations.prefix: The Gates of Bastion:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: About a dozen of them, all with itchy spear-hands. They seem to want to arrest you.
conversations.prefix: Antsy Guards:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Woe betide the creature who stands between you and what you're after; few people are as good at kicking in teeth as you are.
  
  Also, occasional misandrist.
conversations.prefix: Sir Stout-heart, Warrior:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Man, the look on that orc's face when he punched you and you just grinned at him. Priceless.
conversations.prefix: Resilient:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: People seem to have a problem with you. Let's see if they can count how many fucks you give.
conversations.prefix: Attitude Problem:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Man, fuck those guys.
conversations.prefix: Kick the Patriarchy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You learn a few things when you spend enough time under the stars.
conversations.prefix: Woodsy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: see: Lazy
conversations.prefix: Lazy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: She's not all brawn, got a pretty shiny brain in that unwashed head.
  
  ...enough to need a helmet.
conversations.prefix: Smarter than Your Average Beartrap:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sometimes she can get a little carried away, especially when dealing with misogynistic ass monkeys.
conversations.prefix: Violent:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mostly your foolishness and impatience get you into trouble. Every once in a while, it throws someone off enough to be worth something.
conversations.prefix: Unpredictable:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Someone had to say it.
conversations.prefix: Stupid:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You lost something and you're gonna get it back.
conversations.prefix: Retrieve What’s Lost:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I'm not sure *why* I need it, but I do, and I'll show her I'm worthy of it, or get us both killed trying.
conversations.prefix: Earn Gerte's Respect:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gerte is famed for her lack of patience, her conviction that force can solve most any problem.
conversations.prefix: Impatient:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sometimes, when enemies are massing, nothing else will do.
conversations.prefix: Bloodthirsty:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A lot of people have feelings for Everal, though few are happy about it. Some of them are wealthy, some connected, and some are borderline lunatics who've spent a little too much time playing with swords.
conversations.prefix: Watched Over:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: With a sword, that is.
conversations.prefix: Eloquent:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gerte doesn't really belong any place any more and murder hoboes have a short life expectancy. Will she ever find a fit for her life?
conversations.prefix: Find Your Place: