conversations.from: system
conversations.value: "You are in a mountain pass, on the Road to Somewhere.  There are cliff-dwelling monsters waiting to consume you with relish, and perhaps a sprig of tarragon."
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One handful
conversations.prefix: Roast Piranha-Radishes (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One handful.  Much less threatening now that they are not trying to eat you.
conversations.prefix: Roast Piranha-Radishes (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cupcake McFluffles IV
conversations.prefix: Bunny:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This thing's really big.  It'd make an amazing Viking drinking cup.  Or an utterly metal trumpet.  Better hope the cavetroll buck doesn't want it back...  Oh yeah; cavetrolls don't shed their horns.  So somebody pried this from a huge dead cavetroll's skull.  Um.  Hard to know what to say about that.
conversations.prefix: Trollbuck Horn:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Angora Z. Goat, to be specific.  What does the "Z" stand for?  Angora knows, but she's not telling, at least not at the moment.  She's delightfully fuzzy, though.  You could probably make one sleeve of a sweater with her fuzzy fuzzy wool.
conversations.prefix: A. Goat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: As an item, it's rather attractive.  Some sort of jet-black metal, inlaid with gold, and self-luminous rubies with variable brightness (ranges from "OFF" to "OW MY EYES!!!" with a twist of the inner band).  As a symbol of your profoundly undesired marriage to the Dark Prince Feh, it's less appealing to you.  Also, you are literally unable to get rid of it (despite your best efforts) -- if you throw it away, you just find it in your pocket the next morning.  Fortunately there's no tracking device installed (you had it professionally appraised).
conversations.prefix: Ring of Unwanted Weddingness:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A largish scoop
conversations.prefix: Toasted Bees:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One-point-six troy ounces.
conversations.prefix: Grue Remnants (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: McKenna's Card (please add detail!)
conversations.prefix: Dark Angel:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Piranha-Radish Cliffs
conversations.prefix: PiranhaRadish Cliffs:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nicole's Card (please add detail!)
conversations.prefix: Ninja Witch:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fill in the blank!
conversations.prefix: WildCard Strength:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One handful.  Much less threatening now that they are not trying to eat you.
conversations.prefix: Roast Piranha-Radishes:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fill in the blank!
conversations.prefix: WildCard Weakness:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: With swords.  Or computers.  Or lock picks.  Whatever seems situationally appropriate.
conversations.prefix: Hacking!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There may be goats here.
conversations.prefix: Goat Forest:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: So...  Now that you've found it...  What do you want to DO with it?
conversations.prefix: An INVISIBLE Goat?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Peregrine's Card (please add detail!)
conversations.prefix: Cave-Troll Sherpa:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Elizabeth's Card (please add detail!)
conversations.prefix: Wizard (with Broomstick!):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fill in the blank!
conversations.prefix: WildCard Subplot:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Teakettle Frog is hungry.  Or asleep.  Hope for the latter...
conversations.prefix: Cave of the Teakettle Frog:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A ferocious clump of PiranhaRadishes.  Sure, they LOOK cute... but they can strip a cow to the bone in seconds.  (Also, they can fly...)
conversations.prefix: PiranhaRadishes:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Blorping ferociously in his underground lair!
conversations.prefix: The Teakettle Frog:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tim.  Speaks fluent CaveTroll.
conversations.prefix: Tim the Enchanter:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Please customize this card.
conversations.prefix: Friend-of-Nicole:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Allows the user to understand what someone (or something) else is saying.  Or grrrg'ing.  Or pantomiming through interpretive dance.  Even works on CaveTrolls.
conversations.prefix: Essence of Comprehension:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One-point-six troy ounces.
conversations.prefix: Grue Remnants:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Slavering grues are ferocious.  Plus they drool.  A lot.  On the plus side, once defeated, their powdery remains can be used in many spells, or as a seasoning for casseroles and muffins, or as a thickener for spackles and gravy.
conversations.prefix: Slavering grue (one each):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's where you've always wanted to be!  Well, maybe not.  But they have walls.  And a blacksmith shop.  And a DIMRAS (Dealers in Magical Reagents and Spices) outlet.  And about sixteen SkarBucks' coffee shops.
conversations.prefix: The Trading Post:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's got it all!  You name it, you can find it here.  Also, DIMRAS corporate headquarters and more SkaroBucks' coffee shops than you can count.  Literally; they seem to be multiplying at an alarming rate.  Sort of like kudzu.  But with frappucino.
conversations.prefix: The Big City:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: AHHHH!  THE YODELING!  IT'S HIDEOUS!  MY EARS, THEY BLEED!  THE PAIN!  Well, maybe not that bad.  But this thing couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.  And it is legitimately painful to listen to it carrying on.
conversations.prefix: Yodeling Lizard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The will, and skill, to survive against... well, pretty much anything.  So long as there's not too much of it.  And so long as it doesn't involve bees.
conversations.prefix: Survival:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are allergic to darkness.  Not moral or ethical darkness, but the absence of visible light.  It makes you break out in hives, and/or start magicking uncontrollably.  Sometimes with hiccups.
conversations.prefix: Darkness:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Safely, and in one piece.  Or in a relatively small number of pieces, with each piece carefully labelled for reassembly.
conversations.prefix: Get to the Ending:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Good for setting things on fire.  Or putting out fires.  Or firing on output sets.  Also, flying.  And occasionally, mind control.  Really, is there anything you CAN'T do with this?
conversations.prefix: Arcane knowledge:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Don't think "Disney Princess with bluebirds alighting on her fingertips."  Think "gets along well with rampaging ocelots, rabid geckoes, and hungry hammerhead sharks."
conversations.prefix: Friend to Animals:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: AAAAGH!  BEES!
conversations.prefix: Bees:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: General purpose stuff.  Like "what's the capital of France?"  Or "how long was the Hundred Years' War?"  Or "how do you make hand grenades with household cleaning supplies and old cocoanuts?"  You know, the usual.
conversations.prefix: Mundane Knowledge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are a Libertarian.  Possibly with outstanding warrants.  You would like to keep a low profile, to the extent that you CAN keep a low profile when you're a hero/heroine/eight-foot-tall-cavetroll/et cetera...
conversations.prefix: Avoid Imperial Entanglements:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This covers more than just a preference for physical activity requiring good shoes and a finely-tuned cardiorespiratory system.  You are ON the run -- getting away from something dangerous, spiny, embarrassing, excessively humid, or just generally unpleasant.
conversations.prefix: RUN!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It killed the cat, but the cat had nine lives.  You do not.  However, you often forget that when distracted by interesting, unusual, and sparkly items in your vicinity.
conversations.prefix: Curiousity:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: With wings!  Or possibly spells.  Or a jetpack.  Is that a really big bundle of helium balloons?
conversations.prefix: Flight:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are motivated by an instinct to collect, purchase, trade for, or otherwise acquire Interesting Stuff.  Ideas? Yep!  Loot? Definitely!  Fine art?  Sure!   Recipes? Flower bulbs? Bug repellent?  Absolutely!...
conversations.prefix: Interesting Stuff:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's the Goat Forest...  You can even HEAR the goats baaa-ing...  So where ARE they?!?
conversations.prefix: OK, where are the goats?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A rare and interesting type of plant...  Turns goats invisible (and frankly turns ANYTHING that eats it invisible), at least temporarily.  Also useful in cooking, but there's some question as to whether it'll make the FOOD vanish, or the DINER...
conversations.prefix: GoatGrass (invisibility flavor):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The dark night is darkly dark.  Makes it hard to see.  Also difficult to defend yourself.  What's that drooling noise?
conversations.prefix: Darkness!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: For the love of marsupials!  Where do these things COME from?!?  It's like these places are some sort of unholy coffee-flavored fungus or demonic infestation of...  Uh...  Oh dear...  
  
  You know, you've never noticed some of the details about that logo before...
  
  And are the citizens queueing up for yet another cup of java looking somewhat... glassy-eyed?
  
  This is more than a little unsettling...
conversations.prefix: ANOTHER SkarBucks?!?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Uh-oh.
  This is NOT an ordinary barista...
  She's vaulted over the counter in one fluid movement, drawing the chopsticks from her hair while still in mid-leap.  They are extremely pointy.  The leather shoulder-strap is not attached to a messenger bag, as you had previously thought, but to a three-foot-long staff, which (you suspect) just might contain a straight-bladed ninja-to (short-sword). 
  She is now between you and the door. 
  She bows, and assumes a combat stance...
conversations.prefix: Ninja Barista:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Demon prince.  Evil mastermind.  Married to a certain Dark Angel.  Fond of cats.  (Hey, he's not ALL bad...)
conversations.prefix: Future Ex-Husband:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Evil mastermind.  Demon Prince.  Married (by trickery) to a certain Dark Angel.  Fond of cats.  (Hey, he's not ALL bad...)
conversations.prefix: Lord Feh:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's one on every corner.  Sometimes more than one.  Often several on the same street.  They sell an amazing amount of coffee.  You want a MochaFrappaJavaWizard venti with extra froth?  Yep, they can mix that up for you.  Only eight bucks a cup.
conversations.prefix: SkarBucks' Coffee:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The Heart of Darkness!  The central core of the Evil Empire!  The deepest pit of the Abyss from which none shall ever return!  Well, probably not that bad.  But (with the exception of DIMRAS) they're the biggest corporation in all of the Nine Realms.  And they open about forty-eleven new franchises hourly.  Eventually the only people not WORKING in a SkarBucks shop are the people standing in LINE to buy coffee in a SkarBucks.  At least that seems to be the goal of SkarBucks Corporate HQ.
conversations.prefix: SkarBucks' Corporate HQ:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Strong bones, which don't break easily.  Useful when falling off of things, being trampled by mastodon, or otherwise clobbered by the environment or inhabitants thereof.
conversations.prefix: Rich in Calcium:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Protoplasmic and tentacular.  Good at lifting things.  Enjoys gardening  (bonsai trees in particular), mulched lovingly with the crushed bones and decomposing flesh of his chosen foes.  Currently has employment contract (one thousand years and one day) with Lord Feh.  Looking for loopholes.
conversations.prefix: Shlorgloth the Shoggoth:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Artemis is a Babel Fish.  She fits neatly into your left (or right) ear.  She's got an extraordinary natural gift for languages, so she can translate any language for you (in real time).   Also, Artemis loves to sing, and she has an eidetic memory and perfect pitch, so you can essentially pre-load her with your favorite music and playlists.  She also provides stock quotes and political commentary upon request.  She's really an unusually intelligent and versatile fish.  Does she have some secret agenda?  Or is she just really, really altruistic?
conversations.prefix: Artemis:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A rare and interesting type of plant...  Turns goats invisible (and frankly turns ANYTHING that eats it invisible), at least temporarily.  Also useful in cooking, but there's some question as to whether it'll make the FOOD vanish, or the DINER...
conversations.prefix: GoatGrass (invisibility flavor) (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Here thar be a Goat.  Arr!
conversations.prefix: Forest of the Small and Recently Invisible Goat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hey Y'all. I've got wings, I can fly, I'm not afraid to smite you, and I have a grudge. I have a very long memory. Also, piss me off, don't be suprised if you get smashed into a wall or get pushed by nothing. Just a warning, Sweetheart.
conversations.prefix: Dark Angel:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Using my black opalesque wings to fly. Secrete Holy Oil so I don't get ragged. Got a decent wingspan. Don't take passengers.
conversations.prefix: Flight:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Is incapable of understanding natures and mannerisms of creatures. Especially humans. Makes prone to fights and anger.
conversations.prefix: Idiots:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I'd rather not be married to a demon, and I'd like to avoid my many, many enemies. I don't have much tact, and I'm over 4,000 years old. And no demon likes an Angel. Even a fallen one, no matter what they say.
conversations.prefix: Run:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Likes goats. And food. What's that? Can we look at that? No, I did not just suggest that path. What do you mean you don't speak cave troll? What's that? Goats? I like goats.
conversations.prefix: Cave-Troll Sherpa:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I summon thee, O bunny of plague! Or just a regular bunny. I meant to do that. Goats! Oooh. Bobcat. Here bobcat bobcat bobcat. Have some bees. What is it bobcat? Timmy's stuck in the well?
conversations.prefix: Animals are cute.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What IS that? Can I eat it? What's that noise? Where does that path go? I don't care that pantomime is confusing! Fine. I'm checking it out.
conversations.prefix: Curious:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: That is really neat. Shiny rock! What does that do? I like this. Nice nest reinforcement. I wonder if this has any use?
conversations.prefix: I would like interesting stuff.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Toby's card
conversations.prefix: Kin demon:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Survival is my #1 goal, being a witch has its perks, like magic and flying. Try not to be my enemy. I stay to myself as long as you don't invade my space
conversations.prefix: Ninja Witch:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Survival, and all it includes
conversations.prefix: WildCard Strength:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Darkness causes uncontrollable sparks of magic
conversations.prefix: WildCard Weakness:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get to the ending safely, and in one piece
conversations.prefix: WildCard Subplot:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Heals my wings after the disastrous incident with the bees
conversations.prefix: Rapid growth feather tonic.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This escapade will end with a pygmy goat named 'Grawgraw,' or my name isn't 'Grawachakrrragraa.' (Don't even attempt pronouncing it. Your throat will thank you later.) Give me goats or give me death! (This is, of course, said in cave troll. And I am starting to think that the wizard speaks abridged cave-troll, so it might not carry over quite so well. You hear a lot of growling.)
conversations.prefix: My goat finding skills are legendary.: