conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Beams of light flashed in the dark of the night and, from all around the globe, you and millions of others like you were pulled up towards the sky. The greenish light is both the last and the first thing you remember before you wake up. The objects you're holding, the clothes you're wearing, a vague picture of your old couch, your old cat, or that old meatloaf on your table are the only remnants of your life back on Earth. It's all open from now on:
  
  Who are you?
  
  Where are you?
  
  Where do you go from here?
  
  ***
  
  *Abducted is all about casual, and at times non-sensical, fun. I'll be using this story to play around with storium's narration for the first time, and everyone is welcome to jump in with me!*
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are very aware this can not be happening to you. It's so terribly absurd there must be some other logical explanation. 
conversations.prefix: The Skeptic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A very dark and unconfortable place, clearly not made for people to sleep in. A thought on the back of your head reminds you you're lucky there's any oxygen.
conversations.prefix: Cargo Bay:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: With no memories up to this point and no references to guide you, there is a question present in all your heads: Where am I? How do I get out?
conversations.prefix: Get Out!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are obviously an alien, it is the only possible explanation. Unless you're being kidnapped by the government for intel you can't remember. 
conversations.prefix: The Paranoid:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You manage to see the best in the worst situations, and you're just really happy to meet new people and experience new things. Everyone else probably thinks you've been drugged.
conversations.prefix: The Ray of Sunshine:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: If this is not your main objective right now you are probably crazy. In a situation out of your worst nightmares, you just want to get out of this alive. 
conversations.prefix: Survive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have an incontrolable fear of getting probed, and everyone knows it is just the sort of thing that happens after you've been pulled into the sky by a green light. Can you get out of this unscathered?
conversations.prefix: To Not Get Probed:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sure, you're in an uncomfortable situation, but who says you can't make the most of it? Once you're back home you will give interviews to the History Channel and sell alien technologies to Russia.
conversations.prefix: Get Rich:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Even if no one else sees it, you understand the fascinated situation you find yourself in. Aliens! No one has seen those before, who knows what wonders they can teach you?
conversations.prefix: Establish Contact:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You just really don't like small, confined spaces. Isn't that unfortunate?
conversations.prefix: Claustrophobic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Even though you're probably convinced you're dreaming, you can make reasonable decisions in the toughest situations.
conversations.prefix: Reasonable:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can't really tell, but she's probably just as scared and confused as you guys.
conversations.prefix: Cow:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're not playing around. This is a dangerous situation and you'll not bet your lives.
conversations.prefix: Careful:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Either you've got the gift of speech or you're just impressively annoying, you manage to convince (or exhaust) the people around you to do your will.
conversations.prefix: Persuasive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wisdom and intelligence are all very well, but someone has to be the one on their feet. For good or bad, you're ready and quick to act.
conversations.prefix: Hot Blooded:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dubious that your sources might be, you know everything about alien abductions and will use your knowledge to your advantage. 
conversations.prefix: Informed:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can't remember who you are, and you find that to be terribly uncomfortable. After all, you being yourself, it's kind of a big deal, and your biggest concern at the moment.
conversations.prefix: Recover Identity:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: For some reason, you're the only one who is naked, but you're not surprised. This is exactly the sort of thing that would happen to you.
conversations.prefix: The Unlucky:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're all going to die, and probably very slow and painful deaths.
conversations.prefix: The Fatalist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've watched all documentaries on alien abductions on the History channel, and you're ready for what's coming.
conversations.prefix: The Expert:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: With no memories up to this point and no references to guide you, there is a question present in all your heads: Where am I? How do I get out?
conversations.prefix: Get Out!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's just a yellow towel. If only you had your memory back you might recognize it as an homage to Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
conversations.prefix: Yellow Towel:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're a bit fumblefingered, and when it comes to moving through the world, you're liable to knock things over, or at least bump against them.
conversations.prefix: Clumsy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: .....
conversations.prefix: The ????:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can take an above average amount of pain, in fact you sort of seem to enjoy pain.
conversations.prefix: High Pain Threshold:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are just not so big on the book smarts.
conversations.prefix: Not So Bright:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can’t remember who you are, and you find that to be terribly uncomfortable. After all, you being yourself, it’s kind of a big deal, and your biggest concern at the moment.
conversations.prefix: Recover Identity:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are an athlete of some sort, but clearly lack any real training, and will likely end up hurting yourself if you're not careful.
conversations.prefix: The Untrained:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Things seem to happen to you. . .a lot. You've learned to stop questioning it. Unfortunately, that leaves your mind open to be scammed.
conversations.prefix: Gullible:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: All that shines may not be gold, but you're the one that have to find out. Money is the prime mover in your life, and you'll never get enough to satisfy your desire.
conversations.prefix: Greedy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Everybody wants to get ahead. Life has taught you that a lot of people will be glad to step on you on their way to the top... well, you're not going to let that happen. Whoever wants your trust will have to pay.
conversations.prefix: Untrusting:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are a kind and unconditionally loving person to others, but you could have some ESP proficiency. This has led you to maybe think that you may be an Arcturian star seed, because you are protective, positive, and selfless.
conversations.prefix: Unconditional Lover:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are a faithful servant of the True Light (your God), and you are morally strong and leader like. You always trust in the force of unconditional love, no matter what obstacles are thrown your way, and this trust has earned you some assets from the True Light. 
conversations.prefix: Faithful:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You may be a bit too honest though with your words, and this might lead you to offend some people by accident. 
conversations.prefix: Outspoken:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You wish to save every human in sight, due to your unconditional love from the Light. 
conversations.prefix: Protect Humanity:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can't go long without your alcohol and cigarettes. Eventually, someone's gonna feel the wrath of your addiction, and you might get in trouble for it. Not to mention the pent up stress...
conversations.prefix: Addict:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You like to swear, what's the big fucking deal about some fucking words anyway?
conversations.prefix: Potty Mouth: