conversations.from: system
conversations.value: The '70s have been wild, man. Rock gods from outer space came to earth to share with us the powers of Glam, Richard Nixon made a deal with aliens to stay in the White House, the streets are run by multinational crime syndicates, and brave souls step forward to fight the oppressive minions of The Man.
  
  But everyone needs a break, and the brand new *SS Tangerine* cruise ship offers all kinds of modern delights.
  
  Action!
  
  Humor!
  
  Romance!
  
  Blood curdling horror!
  
  Come aboard. We're expecting you.
  
  --------------------------------------------
  
  This Storium experiment is based on Monkeyfun Studios' *Spirit Of 77*, the funkiest RPG in history.
  
  If you'd like to know more, visit the *Spirit Of 77* homepage: http://spiritof77game.com
  
  This Storium will best be played **way** over the top. Imagine an episode of *The Love Boat* with larger than life characters mixing it up in a disaster/horror film, all with avocado-colored green shag carpeting and a rockin' soundtrack of rock, funk, soul, glam, and even a little disco.
  
  Can you dig it?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't care if it rains or freezes, long as you've got your plastic Jesus. Or chant your Hare Krishna mantra. Or do whatever you're into.
  
  The important thing is you're into it. Deep.
conversations.prefix: The Holy Roller:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You believe in no holds barred, full-throttle writing and reporting for the world to see. No safety net, no standing on the sidelines, you get involved and tell the ugly truth.
conversations.prefix: The Gonzo Journalist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tough and relentless, you've sworn to uphold the law... but still play by your own rules.
  
  Even those who hate your methods cannot deny you get results.
conversations.prefix: The Maverick Cop:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: An adrenaline junkie, you've made a living out of putting your life on the line for the sake of entertainment. No sane person would dare attempt what you do, but what fun is life without some risk?
conversations.prefix: The Daredevil:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have transcended it all: art, music, fashion, gender, sexuality.
  
  You are something above extravagant, a dynamic force of nature in glitter and greasepaint, mercurial and mysterious.
conversations.prefix: The Glam Rocker:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You live and breathe a lifestyle that others can only dream about.
  
  Wealth. Looks. Taste. Power.
  
  You have it all and aren't afraid to flaunt it.
conversations.prefix: The Socialite:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're makin' your way the only way you know how, but that's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
conversations.prefix: The Good Ol' Boy/Gal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've got the strength to make it happen and the endurance to handle whatever happens next.
conversations.prefix: Might:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've got some moves, quick on your feet literally and metaphorically.
conversations.prefix: Hustle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've really got it together: calm, cool, and collected.
conversations.prefix: Smooth:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Whether by learning from a book or on the street, you've got the facts, Jack.
conversations.prefix: Brains:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're a passionate spirit, genuine and real in everything you do.
conversations.prefix: Soul:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're a pro athlete, celebrated for your physical prowess.
  
  It's hard to decide what you like more: the adoring fans or the sweet endorsement deals.
conversations.prefix: The All-Star:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You bring justice to an unjust world.
  
  You're bad. You're mean.
  
  You're a lovin' machine.
  
  You won't cop out when there's danger all about.
conversations.prefix: The Bad Mutha:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've spent most of your life training and developing your body into a deadly weapon.
  
  You can deliver a beatdown, but would rather find a peaceful solution to the problem.
conversations.prefix: The Kung Fu Master:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You live to boogie: dressed in the latest fashion, grooving to the beat, and dazzling everyone with your smooth moves under the spinning mirror ball.
  
  You own the night, baby!
conversations.prefix: The Disco Dancer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You seek new experiences, wanting to see the world and everything it has to offer.
conversations.prefix: Adventure!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: For whatever reason you need money, and lots of it.
conversations.prefix: Cold Hard Cash!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are working toward a specific honor or achievement in your field.
conversations.prefix: The Crown!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You want to leave your old lifestyle behind.
conversations.prefix: Escape!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You seek fame and glory and everything that comes with it.
conversations.prefix: Fame and Glory!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You live by a strict code, one that requires adherence at all times.
conversations.prefix: Honor!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Criminals get away with too much and your goal is to stop them!
conversations.prefix: Justice!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Love in this world is hard to find, sometimes lust will have to do.
conversations.prefix: Love/Lust!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've got a score to settle, and somebody is going to pay with blood.
conversations.prefix: Payback!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are haunted by something that preoccupies your thoughts.
conversations.prefix: Peace Of Mind!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's hard to overcome past mistakes, especially the big ones.
conversations.prefix: Redemption!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You want to be a big shot, everyone should know your name.
conversations.prefix: Respect!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Life is one big thrill ride. Let's play!
conversations.prefix: Thrills!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The world is full of secrets, and you will uncover them.
conversations.prefix: The Truth!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You want to redeem your reputation after being dragged through the mud.
conversations.prefix: Vindication!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: They rebuilt you. They had the technology.
  
  They made you better than you were.
  
  Better, stronger, faster.
conversations.prefix: The Bionic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're a family practitioner with a kind bedside manner and unorthodox ways of treating your patients' ills, often putting you at odds with other medical professionals and your patients' loved ones.
conversations.prefix: The M.D.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You just don't have it together as much as you think you do. You easily fall for things and make foolish mistakes.
conversations.prefix: Chump:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're famous (or maybe just infamous) for your blatant sexuality, whether in film, print, or other media. Prudes might be offended, but it's the '70s, Baby, and you love getting paid to shake your groove thang.
conversations.prefix: The Sex Symbol:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are too unorthodox, and the "mundanes" just don't know how to react to you. You sometimes even have trouble with the most ordinary of tasks because of your insistence to do things differently.
conversations.prefix: Far Out:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are well put together, a complete and very attractive package.
  
  You can easily get by on looks alone.
conversations.prefix: Brick House:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You act like you know what you're talking about, but you're not fooling anyone.
conversations.prefix: Jive Turkey:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If it's worth doing, it's worth taking it over the top.
conversations.prefix: Bitchin':
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Disgusting and repulsive, you clearly don't care what others think.
conversations.prefix: Boge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Maybe it's a flashback. 
  
  Maybe the drugs are beginning to take hold.
  
  Maybe you just have a bad temper. 
  
  Whatever the case, you're losing it.
conversations.prefix: Buggin' Out:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Like, why get all up in arms? It's not worth it, man.
  
  Peace.
conversations.prefix: Pacifist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know you're right and you're not going to shut your mouth or change your mind about it
conversations.prefix: Outspoken:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your serious focus and intensity will see you through.
conversations.prefix: Heavy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're easily distracted and... wait... what were we talking about?
conversations.prefix: Out To Lunch:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're not afraid of every little thing.
  
  No, you're just easily surprised.
  
  At least that's what you keep telling yourself.
conversations.prefix: Jinkies!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have very delicate sensibilities.
conversations.prefix: Lightweight:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're a perfectionist, meticulous in every little detail of what you are doing.
conversations.prefix: Primo:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A master of subterfuge, you are full of tricks and surprises.
conversations.prefix: Sly:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Whether you're a private detective or just a meddling kid, you love nothing more than investigating a good mystery.
conversations.prefix: The Sleuth:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The fern-green shag carpet, aqua-blue velvet curtains, and twinkling fake stars overhead practically scream *classy*.
conversations.prefix: Constantinople Dining Room:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Famous as the "talented half" of the pop duo *Tino and Rozz*, she has recently left her husband to launch her solo career.
conversations.prefix: Rozzlyn Genari:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: He won his first class ticket on *The Kaboom Show* and hopes his luck will continue with some of the ladies on this ship.
conversations.prefix: Denny DeMonaco:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A consultant for the Rainbow Cruise Line, he was instrumental in the installation of the ship's Eldridge Drive engine.
conversations.prefix: Dr. Patrick Jones:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: World War II veteran, founder of a national chain of fast-food chicken restaurants, recent widower, and looking for love.
conversations.prefix: Colonel Rosco W. Colgrove:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The lead in the Hong Kong Opera troupe performing on the ship, her discipline cannot hide her fascination with the "outside world".
conversations.prefix: Sying Far:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Captain is a snarling, biting, feral mess, seemingly impervious to pain and out of his mind.
conversations.prefix: Captain Crispen Festus:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Jovial and inquisitive, the Captain seems genuinely excited to have all of you at his table for the evening's meal.
conversations.prefix: Captain Crispen Festus:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Blackjack and poker tables. Roulette wheels. Slot machines. Cigarette smoke. They all cover this decadent homage to better casinos in Monte Carlo.
conversations.prefix: Monaco Casino:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Part theater. Part bar. All over the top. Disco-fied lacklight pictures of Bogart and Bergman adorn the restroom doors.
conversations.prefix: Casablanca Lounge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Complete with rollerskating
conversations.prefix: Havana Discotheque:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: She can't believe it's really Rozz! Right in front of her! She's got to get close. Closer! She wants to eat her up!
conversations.prefix: The Crazed Fan:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're cheating! Everyone's cheating! Gah! Rah! Blarg!
conversations.prefix: The Upset Gambler:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: If only the designs on the carpet were the worst part of this situation...
conversations.prefix: Hallway To Hell:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All men (and women) are created equal, and they are all equally trying to save themselves. No. Matter. What.
conversations.prefix: Stampede Of Humanity:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Far needs a hero to get her out of all the messes she has found herself in.
conversations.prefix: Save Sying Far:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Colonel's pistol is almost as stylishly archaic as he is.
conversations.prefix: Colonel Colgrave's Pistol:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: In less than a decade, these things will be fashionable. Right now, it's a great way to carry ninja tools, powders, and potions.
conversations.prefix: Ninja Utility Pack:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A razor-sharp replica of the infamous "Tennessee Toothpick", complete with a rhino horn handle.
conversations.prefix: Badass Bowie Knife:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What?!? The Lounge Lizard look was just a disguise for a deadly Kung Fu warrior! Who is this cat? Are his hands glowing?!?
conversations.prefix: Denny DeMonaco?!?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A punk hit squad.
  
  Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal...
conversations.prefix: The Diamond Dogs:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: He's a glam rock sumo wrestler, loyal to Denny DeMonaco... er... whoever that guy is.
conversations.prefix: Super Glam Sumo Sam:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When alcohol or party favors are involved if you don't pull out quick you can go down a rabbit hole of lost inhibitions and memories.
conversations.prefix: Wild Child:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The studio audience is going to love this.
conversations.prefix: I Didn't See That Coming...:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can direct the resistant to where you wish them to go.
conversations.prefix: Come Along Peacefully:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Play of this card shows the bear beneath the calm exterior. A bear not to be trifled with at all. 
conversations.prefix: Bear:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Woe be those who thwart the righteous.  Or at least those who keep the true believer from her destined path.
conversations.prefix: Wrath of the Righteous:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Just desserts will be delivered to those who wrong you...but the consequences might not be pretty.  Savor the sweet taste of revenge while it lasts....
conversations.prefix: Vengeance of the Righteous:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The name of this card says it all. 
  
  Born strong, raised strong, live strong.
conversations.prefix: Country Strong:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Boy scouts and ex-ninjas always come prepared.
conversations.prefix: Old Habits...:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The badge holds no weight this far out to sea, but that also means the rules don't have to be followed, not that Walker usually follows them all that much.
conversations.prefix: International Waters:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: And all that fancy training finally pays off.
conversations.prefix: Kung Fu Hustle: