conversations.from: system
conversations.value: *"You changed my life. You changed my life, and I've known you four days. This is the start of something really big, but right now, I gotta go."*
  
  ***
  
  Man, fuck that.
  
  Based on [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doYkrYCw3W4&feature=youtu.be): what if all the underwritten, underutilised female characters in films got together? What could they accomplish with a little agency and a better budget?
  
  We're gonna need a bigger boat.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have an amazing high-powered job, but you're still miserable. 
conversations.prefix: The Secretly Desperately Unhappy Career Woman:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're so cute and quirky it's almost easy to forget your own wants and needs sometimes.
conversations.prefix: The Manic Pixie Dream Girl:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Stone-cold and vicious, you'll stop at nothing to get what you want.
conversations.prefix: The Power Behind the Throne:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The perfect blend of submissiveness and ninja-like skills. 
  
  *(nb: must be Asian)*
conversations.prefix: The Dutiful But Deadly:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have a quip for every occasion.
  
  *(nb: must be black)*
conversations.prefix: The Sassy One:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You don't speak much or have a personality, but you sure can kick some ass. 
conversations.prefix: The Badass:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Yes yes, we know: you can kill us with your brain.
conversations.prefix: The Mystic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've been around a long time and seen a lot of stuff. Nobody takes you seriously though, maybe because of all of those cats.
conversations.prefix: The Crazy Old Lady:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your spirits can't be dampened, even by the direst circumstances. 
conversations.prefix: Optimistic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Resilient and tenacious, you can power through the hardest challenges.
conversations.prefix: Tough:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know lots of things about lots of things.
conversations.prefix: Intelligent:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can be off-putting and hard to get to know.
conversations.prefix: Spiky:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sometimes you do things that don't make any sense. 
conversations.prefix: Random:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You just have to help all the people, even if they don't want or need it.
conversations.prefix: Saviour Complex:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Able to make good decisions under pressure.
conversations.prefix: Calm:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You see things from a unique perspective and can think outside the box.
conversations.prefix: Creative:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cigarettes, whisky or women - you've got a vice and it often makes life difficult for you. 
conversations.prefix: Total Mess:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've got a chip on your shoulder and a short temper to match.
conversations.prefix: Angry:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Focussed on the here and now, you don’t let yourself get carried away by flights of fancy.
conversations.prefix: Practical:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are a good team player and seek to help and harmonise whenever possible.
conversations.prefix: Nice:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Able to inspire others to achieve greatness or to follow your lead. 
conversations.prefix: Charismatic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You close yourself off from other viewpoints because you think you know best.
conversations.prefix: Arrogant:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It’s more important to be rational than kind.
conversations.prefix: Cold:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're focussed on one thing and one thing only. 
conversations.prefix: One track mind:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know there's more to life than being a two-dimensional character. Maybe with the help of your friends you can figure it out.
conversations.prefix: Growth:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Create your own!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This is your new home, huh? Better start getting comfortable. 
conversations.prefix: [Mabel] Settle in:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is your new home, huh? Better start getting comfortable.    
conversations.prefix: [Daisy] Settle in:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oh boy, new people!
conversations.prefix: [UFC Crew] Welcome the newbies:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dunh... (*tickatickatickaticka*) dunh dunh dunh... (*tickatickatickaticka*) dunh dunh dunh... (*tickatickatickaticka*) dunh dunh dunhh...
conversations.prefix: Montage!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Two women;
  who talk to each other;
  about something other than a man.
conversations.prefix: Pass the Bechdel-Wallace Test:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Apparently being a functioning human being involves having a bank account - who knew?
conversations.prefix: The Bank:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Everybody's *favourite* place.
conversations.prefix: The DMV:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You run a portion of a mid-sized company.
conversations.prefix: The female boss:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are too restless for contentment, and you already know how to find satisfaction. Now you'd like to feel truly happy, at least sometimes.
conversations.prefix: Happiness:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: At least the others have a characteristic or two to call their own.  You're literally just here for that guy.
  
  (Yeah, screw that noise.)
conversations.prefix: Designated Love Interest:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Look, being a seasoned kook who dispenses nuggets of wisdom interspersed with more-than-slightly inappropriate humor on street corners while feeding mobs of stray animals is a full-time job. But lately it's been getting a bit monotonous. Also you're tired of all the bird poop and rabies shots. Perhaps it's time to find a new hobby.
conversations.prefix: Something To Do:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are sweet and caring, patient and understanding.  It's almost unreal.
conversations.prefix: Nice:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's always there, lurking beneath the surface.  Until it comes up for air...
conversations.prefix: Resentful:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You had a life, once, with dreams that didn't revolve around *him*.  It can't be too late to get that life back.
conversations.prefix: Remember...:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The female scientist
conversations.prefix: The female scientist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Even the characters who are as tough a nails need something to live for; love, friendship, a future...
conversations.prefix: Something to Live For:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: If men only knew the quirky joys of *life* then surely none of them would be *sad*!
conversations.prefix: Make Sad Men Happy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If men only knew the quirky *joys* of life then surely none of them would be *sad*!    
conversations.prefix: Make Sad Men Happy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You were happily married, you had a kid and, presumably, a job. And then you died in some senseless and tragic way. 
conversations.prefix: The Tragic Death:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Too many balls in the air.
conversations.prefix: Busy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No matter how strange or senseless it may be you drop dead at the drop of a hat. 
conversations.prefix: Death Magnet:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Go out and smell the roses, enjoy the spring air, just do something that doesn't end in your tragic death. 
conversations.prefix: Live a little:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's not that your boyfriend/fiancé/husband does nothing right. It's that you can do everything so much better.
conversations.prefix: The Pants-Wearer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: People turn to you when something needs to get done.
conversations.prefix: Type A:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When things don't go your way, everyone knows to steer clear. You've tried yoga. It doesn't help.
conversations.prefix: Type Aaaaaaa:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: For some reason, you've found it difficult to befriend other women. You're working on that.
conversations.prefix: No More Nemeses:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If men only *knew* the quirky joys of life then surely none of them would be *sad*!    
conversations.prefix: Make Sad Men Happy.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Staying silent out of habit, and/or because you don't want to rock the boat. 
conversations.prefix: Quiet:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's not that you don't have your own opinions, it's just nice to help others... right?
conversations.prefix: Supportive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're tired of being pushed to the side. It's time to be the star of the show. 
conversations.prefix: Be the Main Character:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You love to hate her. She is a perfect hateful Barbie just asking to be taken down a peg.
conversations.prefix: Mean Girl:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Men want her, women want to be her. She is peppy, seductive, demure, everything you want her to be.
conversations.prefix: Charming :
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: She isn't completely perfect, she just broke her heels! 
conversations.prefix: Clumsy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Just once she'd like to pass the Bechdel Test.
  
  
conversations.prefix: Sisterhood:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're a powerful force in the world, born to help good guys.
conversations.prefix: The Powerful Savior:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Encouraged by your father to follow in his scientific footsteps you got a degree and now work as his assistant.
conversations.prefix: The Scientist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your a woman in a man's world so you can't show emotion or no one will take you seriously.
conversations.prefix: Cold:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You followed your father's footsteps.  Followed his research and work for him.  Maybe its time to start establishing yourself.
conversations.prefix: Get out of father's shadow:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Here's the formula: Take an attractive girl or woman and make her more approachable by adding in some klutziness.
  Like many other klutz characters, a Cute Clumsy Girl's clumsiness rarely does her serious harm, but can often set off Rube Goldberg-like chain reactions of disasters. She's never seriously injured, though, and she always pops back up with a good-natured, but rueful, smile. It is almost inevitable that at some point her clumsiness will result in a Crash-Into Hello.
conversations.prefix: Cute Clumsy Girl:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You might be able to pile life complications onto this young woman/girl, to the point where the audience would forgive her if she just refused to go on. She might even have an episode or so where she does throw in the towel, because human beings can only take so much of what the universe is handing out for her. But the Plucky Girl always comes back. That's the bravery part.
  The optimistic part is the rest of it. This character leans toward the sane version of The Pollyanna, blending the agency of the Action Girl with sweetness and wise charm, while exhibiting a strong sense of optimism and an unassailable spirit. You can beat her, but damned if she'll let you break her.
conversations.prefix: Plucky:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There are varying degrees of klutziness, of course. Some characters are fairly capable with a notable tendency to trip, drop things, forget important tasks, or just plain hurt themselves with their reckless use of explosives, while others can effectively be a force of raw chaos, inducing Deus ex Machina levels of disaster that can foil even the best-laid plan.
conversations.prefix: Klutz:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: She is still looking for Mr. Right. However, things are still bleak on that front as she'll go into every relationship convinced that "this is The One!" Unfortunately for her every relationship she engages in will result in hilarity ensuing as every single man she dates either turns out to be a Romantic False Lead, has some small imperfection or otherwise turns out to be a complete jerk, thus leaving her right back where she started. Still, one day she'll find Mister Right.
conversations.prefix: Meet Mister Right:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's not that you want power for yourself, you just object to fools having power over you. If you can't prevent that, you can at least point out their shortcomings, as often and loudly as possible.
conversations.prefix: Afflict the comfortable:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Maybe you were a childhood friend or an ex *he* just never quite got over. You're perfect after all. Beautiful, his family loves you, you volunteer on the weekends, and understand him and his past. Of course, you're not the girl for him, because you're not imperfectly flawed just like him. That doesn't mean you still don't spawn some jealousy to move the plot along. In the end, you'll encourage him to fight for his true match. What a saint. 
conversations.prefix: The Old Flame:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're frustrated when you're in one place for too long. You want more than you have right now. 
conversations.prefix: Restless:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Listen, I'm the dangerously hot female that add what men lack. Seduction and manipulation.
  
  I basically the thrill of danger and sex mixed into a hourglass body.
conversations.prefix: The Femme Fatale:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Murder and con tricks are all part of the femme fatale. Now, police are raising a brow at your personality.  Jumping through hoops to prove your guilt. Luckily, you play them like a fiddle. 
conversations.prefix: Blood on your Hands:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Have you ever had one of those nights where you get blackout drunk? 
  Then the next morning you wake up to a dead body next to you?
  Yeah, same here. 
  What are you ever going to do?
  
conversations.prefix: Whelp. He's Dead.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When things don't go exactly how you think they should, you have a tendency to spiral. 
conversations.prefix: Perfectionist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're never NOT in combat it seems. You're always ready to tear someone's head off... It's probably a good thing no one's actually heard you speak. 
conversations.prefix: Twitchy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's tiring to notice everyone's flaws. Sometimes you even worry about your own.
conversations.prefix: Pessimist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your world, up until this point, has been pretty small.
conversations.prefix: Ignorance:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're old enough that you don't spend too much time worrying about new activities-- you just dive in.
conversations.prefix: Adventurous:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You catch on quickly, and though you still make a mistake or two along the way, you're quick to correct yourself.
conversations.prefix: Quick Study:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You want to get better, you really do.
conversations.prefix: Trying Hard:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hit by a car, shot with a stray bullet, 'the big C' - any way you slice it, you just don't tend to last long - _particularly_ not if you've managed to find love.
conversations.prefix: Not Another Dead Lesbian:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Witty and likeable, you can generate chemistry with just about anyone ('cause y'know, everyone loves a nice spot of queerbaiting).
conversations.prefix: Charming:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Look, you would be too if you had a figurative target on your back at all times!
conversations.prefix: Risk-averse:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Simple, right?
conversations.prefix: Stay alive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Everyone (male) is just so comfortable with you! You're like one of the boys, and you like it that way.
conversations.prefix: One of the Boys:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Somehow things frequently align in your favour.
conversations.prefix: Always Gets Her Way:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You think you know it all. It can't be mansplaining if a woman does it.
conversations.prefix: Dismissive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It can't be all Barbies and boob jobs, can it?
conversations.prefix: Embrace Femininity:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have a boisterous approach to life that doesn't always sit well with others.
conversations.prefix: Piss and Vinegar: