conversations.from: system
conversations.value: One night at the Drunken Dragon tavern a group of wretched peasants, all deep in their cups, decide to become adventurers together. Right now. What could go wrong? They have no applicable skills, no appropriate equipment, and no idea where to start.
  
  Players are welcome to write their own character cards, as long as they are sufficiently wretched.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re small but earnest, brave in a pinch, cunning and sly.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Witty
  
  Suggested Weakness: Naïve
conversations.prefix: Halfling:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your ancient people are few, these days, but by your will and grace the world shall be bettered.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Wise
  
  Suggested Weakness: Proud
conversations.prefix: Elf:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your folk are fortifying themselves beneath the ground, yet you seek adventure on the surface.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Resilient
  
  Suggested Weakness: Obsessed
conversations.prefix: Dwarf:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Long have you trained for, and dreamt of, battle and adventure. No longer shall you wait for it.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Strong
  
  Suggested Weakness: Dull-witted
conversations.prefix: Warrior:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re a rare sort: a genuine wizard. The fate of the land falls to folk as versed and wise as you.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Wizardly
  
  Suggested Weakness: Frail
conversations.prefix: Wizard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: That you’re a thief is not in dispute but your motives may be good and true.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Stealthy
  
  Suggested Weakness: Conniving
conversations.prefix: Thief:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have dedicated yourself to the ways of faith so as to help and heal.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Wise
  
  Suggested Weakness: Contemplative
conversations.prefix: Cleric:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: As the landed lords and ladies have their knights of the realm, so does the temple have you.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Strong
  
  Suggested Weakness: Proud
conversations.prefix: Paladin:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You practice and protect the old ways, minding the beasts and the land with wisdom and care.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Cunning
  
  Suggested Weakness: Oafish
conversations.prefix: Druid:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No shining knight are you. You protect the common folk from the evils treading in from the wild.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Dextrous
  
  Suggested Weakness: Brutish
conversations.prefix: Ranger:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Strong of body.
conversations.prefix: Strong:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Quick and precise of hand and eye.
conversations.prefix: Dextrous:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Intelligent, even ingenious.
conversations.prefix: Cunning:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Able to withstand or recover from difficulty and pain.
conversations.prefix: Resilient:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Experienced and informed about the ways of the world.
conversations.prefix: Wise:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Attractive, persuasive, and likable.
conversations.prefix: Charming:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Quick on your feet, funny, and likable.
conversations.prefix: Witty:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Well schooled and informed about the facts of the land.
conversations.prefix: Educated:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: In command of some measure of magical power.
conversations.prefix: Wizardly:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Quiet and surreptitious in nature or demeanor.
conversations.prefix: Stealthy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your fear holds you back sometimes.
conversations.prefix: Cowardly:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Uncultured and indelicate, perhaps even clumsy.
conversations.prefix: Oafish:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You tend toward thought over action to the point that is can cause you trouble.
conversations.prefix: Contemplative:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Physically weak, perhaps due to age or injury.
conversations.prefix: Frail:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Inexperienced and perhaps too trusting.
conversations.prefix: Naïve:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Insensitive, unsubtle, and forceful.
conversations.prefix: Brutish:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your mind is like a blunted blade: effective but imprecise.
conversations.prefix: Dull-witted:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sometimes your confidence sours into arrogance.
conversations.prefix: Proud:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re preoccupied with your interests to the point of causing you trouble.
conversations.prefix: Obsessed:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You scheme, you conspire, and you are sometimes careless about lawbreaking.
conversations.prefix: Conniving:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Go where you’ve never been before and share your experiences through song and story.
conversations.prefix: Explore!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Avoid the draw and distraction of the mundane in favor of headier, more spiritual affairs.
conversations.prefix: Resist Mundanity:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re building something greater than yourself, something that will better this land.
conversations.prefix: Through Right Crafting:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It’s not enough to withstand the darkness or to survive. You must push it back.
conversations.prefix: Defeat Evil:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Protect your secrets and maintain the façade that makes you seem wiser and more capable than maybe you are.
conversations.prefix: Keep Your Secrets:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not everything is where it belongs in this world. You take things ... and put them where you say they belong.
conversations.prefix: Retrieve What’s Lost:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: People are suffering and it is your duty to heal them, bodily and spiritually.
conversations.prefix: Heal the Sick:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The unsettled dead are a danger and an affront. They cannot be allowed to persist. Slay them.
conversations.prefix: Put the Dead to Rest:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heal the wounds caused by wicked monsters and human machinations even if you cannot prevent them.
conversations.prefix: Heal the Land:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Take it upon yourself to defend the innocent people of the land from the perils within and without.
conversations.prefix: Protect the Meek:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Poor Wat Greenfoot’s mission has turned to misadventure. Rescue him from the Mad Caves before it’s too late!
conversations.prefix: Rescue the Lost Adventurer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Unless the monstrous creature lairing in the Mad Caves is dealt with for good, it shall linger and hurt more folk.
conversations.prefix: Slay the Monster of the Mad Caves:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Mad Caves were once carved like a rune into the mountain. Explore them fully to decipher that rune.
conversations.prefix: Chart the Mad Caves:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The old catacombs are full of precious grave goods and treasures going to waste down there.
conversations.prefix: Plunder the Catacombs:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Mad Caves once teemed with Dwarf miners. Bring back some token of their handiwork.
conversations.prefix: Recover A Dwarf-made Treasure:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Those buried in the ancient catacombs deserve peace. Give those graves some semblance of honorable rest.
conversations.prefix: Restore Peace in the Catacombs:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The king’s daughter, a knight called Sir Gwyndolyn, may task you with grand quests if you prove your mettle to her.
conversations.prefix: Impress Sir Gwyndolyn:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Brother Conway knows the land and its people and can teach you much if he finds you worthy of the lore.
conversations.prefix: Impress Brother Conway:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The fabled Gilded Skull has been lost for a generation — and coveted by the royal family. Riches if you find it.
conversations.prefix: Find the Gilded Skull:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wild boars roam the countryside in alarming numbers these days. Cull their ranks for the good of all.
conversations.prefix: Slay One Dozen Boars:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This sketchy, paper map of the Mad Caves was started by an adventurer hoping for riches, but it’s incomplete.
conversations.prefix: Map of the Mad Caves:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fine swords such as these were once common across the land, combining Dwarf steel with Elf magic.
conversations.prefix: Enchanted Sword:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It’s no great treasure, but perhaps it’s a start.
conversations.prefix: A Few Loose Coins:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A sturdy iron key with a metal skull for a grip, this supposedly unlocks the ancient catacombs.
conversations.prefix: Skull Key:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A human skull, dipped in gold, with three gems for each eye. A ghastly gift buried by the ancients.
conversations.prefix: Gilded Skull:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A simple-looking torch that burns bright until commanded, in Elvish, to stop.
conversations.prefix: Ever-bright Torch:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This shiny black garment makes on hard to see and slows a fall — at least for a few feet.
conversations.prefix: Cloak of the Raven:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ancient rings mades by the Elves like this once held great power, but most have lost their might.
conversations.prefix: Elven-make Ring:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cruel-looking, heavy, and chipped... but sharp!
conversations.prefix: A Bloody Big Axe:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A simple glass vial, corked. Runes meaning “vital” are etched into the glass.
conversations.prefix: Potion of Hope:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This cozy place’s sign depicts a heraldic dragon with three paws raised to strike. The folk here couldn’t be nicer.
conversations.prefix: Dragon Rampant Inn:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This half-crumbling old tower by the lake is where wizards meet, when wizards meet, which is rare these days.
conversations.prefix: Old Wizard’s Tower:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The only proper temple for miles, this modest building is mostly a nave and an altar for common worship.
conversations.prefix: Temple of the Wise:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Built in a grander time, this walled-in keep stands on a rock in the lake, reachable by a bridge of old stones.
conversations.prefix: Castle in the Lake:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Little more than a deep, dry well now, the so-called Bonepit leads to the ancient catacombs beneath the village.
conversations.prefix: The Bonepit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Supposedly an ancient Dwarf-mine, the Mad Caves are a maze of rumored treasures and certain danger.
conversations.prefix: Tunnels of the Mad Caves:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The heart of the Mad Caves is Küzarn Curune, “Cavern of Anguish,” where many Dwarven miners perished in accidents.
conversations.prefix: Cavern of Anguish:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dank and rank, this bone-strewn cave is surely the lair of something large, ravenous, and smelly.
conversations.prefix: The Lair:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The ancients buried their dead in catacombs at the lake’s edge, but the place half-flooded and was forgotten.
conversations.prefix: Ancient Catacombs:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A long-forgotten cavern that once glittered with silver and diamonds ... and might not be exhausted yet.
conversations.prefix: Treasure Vault:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The bridge across the Old River has washed out and the fjord here has always been dangerous.
conversations.prefix: Ruined Bridge:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The priests who sealed these doors etched a riddle into them, warning visitors and rebuking grave-robbers.
conversations.prefix: Riddle at the Gate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This long passage of checkered slate is lined with little holes and recesses—perfect for hiding lethal traps.
conversations.prefix: Checkerboard Corridor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A pressure plate on the floor triggers a trap meant to squash grave-robbers!
conversations.prefix: Crushing Walls Chamber:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The walls of this passage are lined with ancient bones. Even now they gather and form reaching, clawing hands!
conversations.prefix: Clawing Hands:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A crack in the wall betrays the existence of a secret door still held secure by an ingenious, complex locking mechanism.
conversations.prefix: Dwarf-make Door:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The crystals in this chamber sing and thrum out notes that threaten to enchant any who listen to them.
conversations.prefix: Crystal Song:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A narrow bridge of finely cut stones leads ahead ... if it holds.
conversations.prefix: Dwarf-make Bridge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Is this swirling mass of molten fire some kind of trap? Or some kind of spirit?
conversations.prefix: Orb of Fire:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A dreadful squall pours down rain, making every movement into an ordeal.
conversations.prefix: The Storm:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The quiet, rotund keeper of the local inn hears all the tales and knows how to ply a patron to get a story told.
conversations.prefix: Burrick the Innkeeper:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Born in the capital but raised in the Castle in the Lake, this knightly princess sees the local people as hers to protect.
conversations.prefix: Sir Gwyndolyn of the Lake:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Raving and wild-eyed, this poor panicked soul claims to be the only escapee of a misadventure in the Mad Caves.
conversations.prefix: Mad Adventurer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hungry, nasty, pointy-toothed goblins dwell in the wilderness and the caves, striking out to steal sheep and pies.
conversations.prefix: Pointy-toothed Goblins:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A brutish hulk, shaped roughly like a man but thrice as tall, with a tree limb for a club. It reeks something fierce.
conversations.prefix: Hulking Ogre:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What might at first seem to be a slick of mold can turn out to be a vile, dissolving patch of malicious ooze.
conversations.prefix: Creeping Ooze:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wild boar roam the countryside, eating pets and crops and scaring the common folk.
conversations.prefix: Razor-tusked Boar:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Yellowed bones striding and striking on their own, driven by will or ire or anguish alone.
conversations.prefix: Stalking Skeletons:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Poor Wat Greenfoot was part of a misadventure in the Mad Caves and soon he’ll be made into porridge for an ogre.
conversations.prefix: Wat Greenfoot:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wise and kind, this monkish fellow travels about the land, healing and teaching. They say he has elf blood in him.
conversations.prefix: Brother Conway:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This wretched place’s sign depicts a dragon, laying on it's back, spilling ale on the ground.
conversations.prefix: Drunken Dragon Inn:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It ain't pretty but it's sure got some heft to it.
conversations.prefix: Empty Ol' Mug:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Technically contains alcohol. It's at least half full still, too.
conversations.prefix: Mug of the ol' brown and silty.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A fine vintage
conversations.prefix: Wine Bottle:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heavy cast-iron pot. The last of the schlop from dinner still inside. It is warm to touch.
conversations.prefix: Cooking Pot:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dog. Dog dog. Dog dog dog. 
conversations.prefix: Dog.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A cobblestone. Watch your step.
conversations.prefix: Loose Paving stones:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Well... not REALLY silver. What do you think this is, the QUEEN'S house? Hmm? 
conversations.prefix: Silverware:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Adventurers need theme songs.
conversations.prefix: Make up a song:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Geez, this is a long walk.
  Keep yourselves and your companions entertained, or it's not going to be very pleasant. 
conversations.prefix: Tiresome road:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Quick and precise of hand and eye. At least, for a drunk.
conversations.prefix: Dextrous:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Able to withstand or recover from difficulty and pain. The booze helps.
conversations.prefix: Resilient:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Quick on your feet, funny, and likable. For a drunk.
conversations.prefix: Witty:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Experienced and informed about the ways of the world, when you're sober.
conversations.prefix: Wise:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are a wretch, but at least you have a job. Cooper, cobbler, miller, weaver, or something equally boring.
conversations.prefix: Wretched Craftsperson:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A wretch among wretches, you live off the generosity of those only very slightly better off than yourself.
conversations.prefix: Wretched Beggar:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You travel from place to place getting by how you can, doing wretched jobs and sleeping in dirty holes.
conversations.prefix: Wretched Wanderer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You lift things, push things, haul things, carry things, and stack things on top of other things until your wretched body can take no more. Then you do it again the next day.
conversations.prefix: Wretched Laborer :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The life of a wretched peasant has worn on you for too long, and by the gods you are just about drunk enough to do something about it. 
conversations.prefix: Escape your wretched life:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Quiet and surreptitious in nature or demeanor. At least, you think you're pretty stealthy.
conversations.prefix: Stealthy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Strong of body, compared to these other wretches.
conversations.prefix: Strong:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are getting sober! Quick, save yourself!
conversations.prefix: Sobering up:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are accosted by a rather vocal mutt, barking loudly and following your group.
conversations.prefix: Dog!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Blast it! Everyone's boots are all mixed up together. You probably shouldn't have taken them off. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
conversations.prefix: Hold on, I can't find my boots.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Opps, looks like something has caught fire. Something needs to be done.
conversations.prefix: Fire!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Who do they think they are, hmm? Always watching us, like they're better than us...
conversations.prefix: Nosey Watchmen:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A wretched place, but welcoming enough. Here you can get yourself a warm bowl of brown, a tall mug of brown, and a chunk of brown on the side for a reasonable price.
conversations.prefix: The Drunken Dragon Inn:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The night is dark, and full of loose paving stones. 
conversations.prefix: Moonlit Road:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've heard of dungeon crawls. You know whats up. This is the real deal. See if you can grab more wine while your at it.
conversations.prefix: The Cellar:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Adventure awaits! But first there is the little matter of the tab.. You lot have drunk a fair bit more than you can afford!
conversations.prefix: Pay the man:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The loud, vile smelling man who runs the inn. He likes to grimace, polish mugs, and say "Oy!"
  He expects you lot to settle your bill before you go anywhere. You seem to have drunk a fair bit more that you can afford...
conversations.prefix: Lommox the Innkeeper:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A jovial, tottering old man sitting alone in the woods. He is drunk, and is surrounded by wine bottles, some full; some empty.
  He has asked you to make bold claims to him of the deeds you will do in his name, and in return he will give you his blessing.
conversations.prefix: Mumbles, god of wine:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No one actually loves you.  No one even likes you.  Only two people ever knew your name, and your mom died of some plague or another.  But it's ok.  You hated her anyways.  Now you have only your stepfather to hate, but it's lot of work. It's your only occupation.
conversations.prefix: Wretched Stepchild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You hate your wretched life and everyone in it so much, you are capable of acting insanely reckless, with complete disregard for the safety of all others.  
conversations.prefix: Burning Hatred:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You live on meager gruel and beer.  You often pass out drunk in the gutters.  You're in terrible shape and poor health, often falling ill, and wracked by terrible episodes of coughing and worse.
conversations.prefix: Wretched Health:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You would do anything to spite the bastard.  You spend what little money you beg and steal on beer before he can take it from you.  If you're blind drunk, you will stumble an hour to his wretched porch to vomit on his door step.  But you know the one thing that would really kill him is if you made something of yourself someday.
conversations.prefix: Hate My Wretched Stepfather:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A fellow of great fortune!
  And... grater misfortune. Friend to fools, and feeble alcoholics. 
conversations.prefix: Wretched Gambler :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I'll be rolling them high stakes bones so they don't break mine!
conversations.prefix: Escape my wretched debt...:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have traveled the world, yet for all your wanderings you know surprisingly little about other cultures, languages, and items.
conversations.prefix: Wretched Scholar:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are so incredible average that most foes seem to take no notice of you. In fact most inanimate objects seem to do the same.
conversations.prefix: Hide in Plain Sight:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Education and life experience cause you to think you are always right, regardless of actual evidence.
conversations.prefix: Stubborn:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Impossible," they said. "Prove it," they shouted. "Ok," you squeaked.
conversations.prefix: Prove Them All Wrong:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Not a full Rat Catcher, but a Rat Catcher Assistant.
conversations.prefix: Wretched Rat Catcher (assistant):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Able to withstand or recover from difficulty and pain. The booze helps.
conversations.prefix: Resilient:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nobody likes this guy. Seriously, NOBODY. His low status tempered with his poor hygiene and substandard intelligence makes him the most loathed individual in the village.
conversations.prefix: Village Asshole:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The life of a wretched peasant has worn on you for too long, and by the gods you are just about drunk enough to do something about it. 
conversations.prefix: Escape your wretched life:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You cook up the meals for these Wretched folk.
conversations.prefix: Wretched Cook:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: For such a wretched guy, your not so bad.
conversations.prefix: Friendly:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are the original inspiration for the phrase 'Idiot Savant'.  No one knows where your skill comes from, but you have an uncanny knack for creating the likeness of others in any medium.  Your skill seems to increase with drunkenness. 
conversations.prefix: Surprising Artistic Talent:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You enjoy your animal bretheren. 
conversations.prefix: Animal Lover:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When you absolutely need to, you can issue forth a commanding voice. Best used to get many people's attention, or when ordering food at a restaurant.
conversations.prefix: Rallying Call: