conversations.from: system
conversations.value: A Seasonal game of lighthearted Festive frenzy and comic familial disharmony. 
  
  Christmas is coming... and the Moran family aren't nearly ready for it. Can they get everything ready in time for the big day without everybody falling out? 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A family kitchen, the heart of the Moran household. Family meetings take place here...
conversations.prefix: The Kitchen:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is where Grandma likes to sit, knit and watch daytime soap operas.
conversations.prefix: Grandma's Sitting Room:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A bomb site of a bedroom. It smells like something might've died in here once. If only Joel could locate the corpse...
conversations.prefix: Joel's bedroom:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The room shared by Rosemarie & Kathleen. A vision in pink.
conversations.prefix: The Girls' bedroom:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: For intimate moments between the Morans.
conversations.prefix: Master Bedroom:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Where Mr Moran goes to work.
conversations.prefix: The Office:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Thanks!
conversations.prefix: Please use pre-created characters:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Thanks!
conversations.prefix: Please use Pre-Created Characters:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Thanks!
conversations.prefix: Please use pre-created characters:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Thanks!
conversations.prefix: Please use pre-created characters:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If all you want for Christmas is your two front teeth you may be in luck. Otherwise, you have to write a list to be in with a shot of a desirable gift.
conversations.prefix: Week 1: Write Christmas Lists:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: With or without Christmas Wish Lists, you need to make a start on your gift shopping. 
conversations.prefix: Week 1: Buying Gifts (Phase 1: Online):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: At least one of the children has a part in the School play. They don't have many lines... but they seem incapable of getting them right. They need practice, practice, practice! 
conversations.prefix: Week 1: Rehearse the Kids Christmas Play:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You need to get the family card sorted out. Whose image will grace the front? You decide!
conversations.prefix: Week 1: Family Christmas Card:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Are you dreaming of a White Christmas? If so, you better prepare yourselves...
conversations.prefix: Week 1: Prepare for snow:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: In a moment of weakness back in October, you agreed to take part in a Secret Santa. You know almost *nothing* about the gift recipient. Dilemma: what do you get them?
conversations.prefix: Week 1: Secret Santa:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Get there early to snag a good one. 
conversations.prefix: Week 2: Buy A Tree:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ...except the Internet is down. What *ever* will you do?
conversations.prefix: Week 2: Order Christmas Food:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Somewhere in the cold cobwebbed attic is a box of Christmas decorations. Can you find it?
conversations.prefix: Week 2: Locate the decorations:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You always join in the neighbourhood tradition of decorating the outside of your house with lights. 
conversations.prefix: Week 2: Outdoor Lights:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You really should start writing *all* those cards in late May. But here we are - just a week or so until the last posting date. Roll up that sleeve and fire up your signing hand! 
conversations.prefix: Week 2: Write Christmas Cards:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Once you *have* the tree, you can decorate it.
conversations.prefix: Week 2: Decorate the Tree:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Play rehearsals don't let up yet! 
conversations.prefix: Week 2: Continue rehearsing:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Christmas Shopping? Maybe... or perhaps you have some other agenda at the Mall?
conversations.prefix: Special Mission: Grandma:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Christmas Shopping? Maybe... or perhaps you have some other agenda at the Mall?
conversations.prefix: Special Mission: George:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Christmas Shopping? Maybe... or perhaps you have some other agenda at the Mall?
conversations.prefix: Special Mission: Jill:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Christmas Shopping? Maybe... or perhaps you have some other agenda at the Mall?
conversations.prefix: Special Mission: Joel:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Christmas Shopping? Maybe... or perhaps you have some other agenda at the Mall?
conversations.prefix: Special Mission: Rosemarie:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Christmas Shopping? Maybe... or perhaps you have some other agenda at the Mall?
conversations.prefix: Special Mission: Kathleen (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: All those gifts you bought won't wrap themselves. Describe your adventures in wrapping paper and sticky tape. Don't forget the bow! 
conversations.prefix: Week 3: Wrap Presents:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All your Christmas food is arriving soon. Time to create some room to store it. What are you going to do with all the frozen odds & ends in your freezer? Time for some creative meal combos perhaps?
conversations.prefix: Week 3: Make room in the Freezer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're not getting caught put again. Kids toys need batteries; you're going to have a plentiful supply
conversations.prefix: Week 3: Buy batteries:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: *"They are not daily beggers
  that beg from door to door,
  But they are neighbours' children, whom you have seen before..."*
  
  The Carol Singers are out on force and on your doorstep. How do you greet them?
conversations.prefix: Week 3: Carol Singers:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: See also "*Awkward Social Situations 101*". 
  Tell us how it goes. 
conversations.prefix: Week 3: The Office Party:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Tree still stands bare. Who will decorate it?  A colour themed tree, or tastelessly glitzy - you decide.
conversations.prefix: Week 3: Christmas Tree Decorating:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One for the Moran kids; your turn to shine in class. What do you show. And do you tell far more than you should?
conversations.prefix: Week 3:Christmas Show & Tell:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's the kid's Holiday Show! All those rehearsals come down to this moment. 
conversations.prefix: Week 4: Christmas Show!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's the School Dance; all hopes of consummating your teenaged lust rest on this one night. No pressure, then.
conversations.prefix: Week 4: Joel's School Christmas Dance:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's been quite the snow fall. Someone had better go & clear those drifts. 
conversations.prefix: Week 4: Clear Snow:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Valerie has descended, wreaking havoc in her path like a tornado.
conversations.prefix: Week 4: Valerie:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This Hugo chap seems to have quite the libido. 
conversations.prefix: Week 4: Hugo:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Time to make the dog seasonal. 
conversations.prefix: Week 4: Doggie Christmas Jumper:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A culinary triumph or seasonal disaster?
conversations.prefix: Christmas Eve - The Food:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Will Val enter into the Christmas Spirit and put her bitchiness aside for the sake of the family?
conversations.prefix: Christmas Eve - Val:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: "Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses"... except Hugo who will make passes at anything with glasses, false teeth or even a Y-chromosome. 
  Who is this mysterious (yet horny) stranger in your house and how does he influence the meal?
conversations.prefix: Christmas Eve - Hugo:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's somebody at the door. Who is it? Why are they there? What do they want? How is the meal affected?
conversations.prefix: Christmas Eve: An Unexpected Visitor:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What do you give? What do you receive?
conversations.prefix: Grandma: Present:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What do you give? What do you receive?
conversations.prefix: George: Present:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What do you give? What do you receive?
conversations.prefix: Jill: Present:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What do you give? What do you receive?
conversations.prefix: Joel: Present:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What do you give? What do you receive?
conversations.prefix: Rose Marie: Present:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What do you give? What do you receive?
conversations.prefix: Kathleen: Present:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A place to tie up any remaining loose plot threads. 
conversations.prefix: Christmas Eve: Loose Plot threads:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mr Moran: you can define what he does, his temperament & personality. And a picture!
conversations.prefix: Father & Husband:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mr Moran is a husband & father to 3 kids. Please use the biography to fill in his history, personality etc. 
  
conversations.prefix: Husband & Father:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "It's the most Wonderful time of the Year!" as the old song has it, and you wholeheartedly concur with that sentiment! You embrace the holiday spirit with gusto.
conversations.prefix: You LOVE Christmas!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: At this time of year when organisation is key, you fail spectacularly!
conversations.prefix: Chaos:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You want to recapture the mythical magical Christmases of your youth for your whole family. 
conversations.prefix: Best. Christmas. Ever!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Devoted wife & mother of 3 kids. Please use the biography to fill in more about her life & character. 
conversations.prefix: Wife & Mother:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're the rock of the family. Without your ability to multitask, the whole family would fall apart!
conversations.prefix: Organised:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're trying to be all things to all men. It's wearing you down and sometimes you can't hide it. 
conversations.prefix: Frazzled:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's tough being the Christmas organiser. All you want is to relax... perhaps with a glass of wine.
conversations.prefix: Survive the Festive Madness:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You love being a grandma to three grandkids. 
conversations.prefix: Grandma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Everyone comes to tell you their troubles & share their triumphs. 
conversations.prefix: Good Listener:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're a trifle eccentric. Perhaps it's the failing memory or the dodgy hearing. Or maybe you've just got a spark of geriatric mischief-making? 
conversations.prefix: Dotty.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: All you want is for your family to get together with no falling out. Good luck with that...
conversations.prefix: Family Harmony:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have the usual obsessions of a fifteen year old boy: social media, acne, girls, not looking a complete dork.
conversations.prefix: Teenage Boy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Beneath the teenaged bluster, you're really a goodnatured young man. 
conversations.prefix: Good natured:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're acutely embarrassed by almost anything your family do. It's a flaw they exploit mercilessly. 
conversations.prefix: Easily mortified:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What does (almost) every 15 year old boy want... GIRLS! A first kiss, a Holiday romance, even a girlfriend is what you desire. 
conversations.prefix: Get the Girl:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're a bright 9 year old. A bit of a live-wire. 
conversations.prefix: 9 year old girl:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're intelligent & very quick on the uptake. But you lack a filter, so can sometimes come across as a bit of a wiseass. 
conversations.prefix: Intelligent:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It'd take a Christmas Miracle for you to be blown away by the romance of the Holiday...
conversations.prefix: Christmas Cynic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have no truck with all the mythos around Christmas... all you want is some honesty & truth; no fairy stories - that's for kids.
conversations.prefix: Debunk Christmas. :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You see everything through the childlike wonder of a 5 year old!
conversations.prefix: 5 year old girl:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Everything is so exciting: you have an amazing curiosity!
conversations.prefix: Curious fascination:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your lack of experience makes you gullible, unsophisticated and occasionally reckless.  
conversations.prefix: Naïve:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're 5 years old - Christmas is about one thing, and one thing only: the best, the biggest, the most presents!
conversations.prefix: Presents, Presents, Presents!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're the family's mongrel dog. 
conversations.prefix: Scruffy Moran:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're fiercely loyal to the Moran family and will defend them against anything. Especially postal workers. 
conversations.prefix: Loyal:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ohhh... if you could only talk, what a story you'd tell! However, being a dog, you have to find innovative ways of making yourself understood.
conversations.prefix: Dumb. :
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach". And that goes double for canines. You'd do anything to stuff yourself with anything edible (and have a good go at some inedible stuff too.)
conversations.prefix: Eat Everything.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It is much too easy to lose things, and when they get lost, they tend to stay that way.
conversations.prefix: Losers Weepers:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know what you want, and you want things.
conversations.prefix: Materialistic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When life hands you lemons, you find a way to turn it into an alternate fuel destined to power the world's cars. Ok, not really, but you can make a mighty fine glass of lemonade.
conversations.prefix: Resourceful:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: As a canine, you know a good tree when you smell it. 
conversations.prefix: Tree Connoisseur:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All you want is for your family to get together with no falling out. And the internet to come back on.
conversations.prefix: Family Harmony and Internet:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are only as old as you feel.
conversations.prefix: You At Heart:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Yeah...that's what she is doing.
conversations.prefix: Take One For The Team:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sometimes anger can be very cleansing. Sometimes it can be focused in a well honed weapon. Beware the ire of a frazzled woman.
conversations.prefix: Brassed Off:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Why plan things in advance? 
conversations.prefix: Woefully Unprepared: