conversations.from: system
conversations.value: *"We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs." --Publilius Syrus*
  
  *"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." --Mae West*
  
  
  
  Frog was never interested in leaving his well.  So he had some great-great grandfather who'd been a prince-- so what?  He had everything he needed within reach of his cozy little home in the muck: good clean water, tasty dragonfly nymphs to snack on, and a bevy of lovely spotted ladies within croaking distance.
  
  Then that horrid princess had to come spoil it all.  
  
  Now he was stuck in this stupid, gangly body with terrible night vision, puny leg muscles and a ridiculously tiny mouth equipped with, of all things, *teeth.* He kept forgetting and biting his tongue.  On top of that, he'd been forced to wear itchy, uncomfortable clothes and eat unidentifiable things that were disgustingly *already dead*.  Ugh.  
  
  He was running out of time to return to his amphibious form before his overbearing, herpetophilic bride-to-be could force him into holy matrimony and trap him as a human forever.  
  
  Frog was too closely guarded to leave the palace himself, so he slipped a message out of the tower window via a sympathetic rat.  He had a treasure trove of rewards for those who could help retrieve a potion or spell to change him back-- it's amazing what people throw down a well over the centuries.  But the band of unlikely fairy tale creatures who took up his cause all had agendas of their own. . .
  
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  **Please note: the game has already started and we're currently full right now.  However, feel free to submit anyway; if the character is dynamic, fits the story and we have room later, I'll write you in.**
  
  **Welcome!** Croaked: A Fractured Fairy Tale is a humorous adventure story for 3-5 characters set in a classic fairy tale kingdom turned on its head.   Expect weird and wacky encounters, oddly familiar characters and a whole lot of bad puns.
  
  ~Characters should come from the pages of myth,  legend, and tall tales.  They are not limited to classic Anglo-Saxon literature in terms of origin.  They should, however, have a humorous twist that motivates them to join the quest. 
  
  ~For the sake of congruity, please write from the third-person, past-tense perspective.  Creativity encouraged in cards.  
  
  Newbie friendly, as I'm one myself.  Please be patient with me as I work out the kinks!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re small but earnest, brave in a pinch, cunning and sly.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Witty
  
  Suggested Weakness: Naïve
conversations.prefix: Halfling:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your ancient people are few, these days, but by your will and grace the world shall be bettered.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Wise
  
  Suggested Weakness: Proud
conversations.prefix: Elf:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your folk are fortifying themselves beneath the ground, yet you seek adventure on the surface.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Resilient
  
  Suggested Weakness: Obsessed
conversations.prefix: Dwarf:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Long have you trained for, and dreamt of, battle and adventure. No longer shall you wait for it.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Strong
  
  Suggested Weakness: Dull-witted
conversations.prefix: Warrior:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re a rare sort: a genuine wizard. The fate of the land falls to folk as versed and wise as you.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Wizardly
  
  Suggested Weakness: Frail
conversations.prefix: Wizard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: That you’re a thief is not in dispute but your motives may be good and true.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Stealthy
  
  Suggested Weakness: Conniving
conversations.prefix: Thief:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have dedicated yourself to the ways of faith so as to help and heal.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Wise
  
  Suggested Weakness: Contemplative
conversations.prefix: Cleric:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: As the landed lords and ladies have their knights of the realm, so does the temple have you.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Strong
  
  Suggested Weakness: Proud
conversations.prefix: Paladin:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You practice and protect the old ways, minding the beasts and the land with wisdom and care.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Cunning
  
  Suggested Weakness: Oafish
conversations.prefix: Druid:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No shining knight are you. You protect the common folk from the evils treading in from the wild.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Dextrous
  
  Suggested Weakness: Brutish
conversations.prefix: Ranger:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Strong of body.
conversations.prefix: Strong:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Quick and precise of hand and eye.
conversations.prefix: Dextrous:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Intelligent, even ingenious.
conversations.prefix: Cunning:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Able to withstand or recover from difficulty and pain.
conversations.prefix: Resilient:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Experienced and informed about the ways of the world.
conversations.prefix: Wise:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Attractive, persuasive, and likable.
conversations.prefix: Charming:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Quick on your feet, funny, and likable.
conversations.prefix: Witty:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Well schooled and informed about the facts of the land.
conversations.prefix: Educated:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: In command of some measure of magical power.
conversations.prefix: Wizardly:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Quiet and surreptitious in nature or demeanor.
conversations.prefix: Stealthy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your fear holds you back sometimes.
conversations.prefix: Cowardly:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Uncultured and indelicate, perhaps even clumsy.
conversations.prefix: Oafish:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You tend toward thought over action to the point that is can cause you trouble.
conversations.prefix: Contemplative:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Physically weak, perhaps due to age or injury.
conversations.prefix: Frail:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Inexperienced and perhaps too trusting.
conversations.prefix: Naïve:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Insensitive, unsubtle, and forceful.
conversations.prefix: Brutish:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your mind is like a blunted blade: effective but imprecise.
conversations.prefix: Dull-witted:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sometimes your confidence sours into arrogance.
conversations.prefix: Proud:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re preoccupied with your interests to the point of causing you trouble.
conversations.prefix: Obsessed:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You scheme, you conspire, and you are sometimes careless about lawbreaking.
conversations.prefix: Conniving:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Go where you’ve never been before and share your experiences through song and story.
conversations.prefix: Explore!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Avoid the draw and distraction of the mundane in favor of headier, more spiritual affairs.
conversations.prefix: Resist Mundanity:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re building something greater than yourself, something that will better this land.
conversations.prefix: Through Right Crafting:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It’s not enough to withstand the darkness or to survive. You must push it back.
conversations.prefix: Defeat Evil:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Protect your secrets and maintain the façade that makes you seem wiser and more capable than maybe you are.
conversations.prefix: Keep Your Secrets:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not everything is where it belongs in this world. You take things ... and put them where you say they belong.
conversations.prefix: Retrieve What’s Lost:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: People are suffering and it is your duty to heal them, bodily and spiritually.
conversations.prefix: Heal the Sick:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The unsettled dead are a danger and an affront. They cannot be allowed to persist. Slay them.
conversations.prefix: Put the Dead to Rest:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heal the wounds caused by wicked monsters and human machinations even if you cannot prevent them.
conversations.prefix: Heal the Land:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Take it upon yourself to defend the innocent people of the land from the perils within and without.
conversations.prefix: Protect the Meek:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Poor Wat Greenfoot’s mission has turned to misadventure. Rescue him from the Mad Caves before it’s too late!
conversations.prefix: Rescue the Lost Adventurer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Unless the monstrous creature lairing in the Mad Caves is dealt with for good, it shall linger and hurt more folk.
conversations.prefix: Slay the Monster of the Mad Caves:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Mad Caves were once carved like a rune into the mountain. Explore them fully to decipher that rune.
conversations.prefix: Chart the Mad Caves:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The old catacombs are full of precious grave goods and treasures going to waste down there.
conversations.prefix: Plunder the Catacombs:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Mad Caves once teemed with Dwarf miners. Bring back some token of their handiwork.
conversations.prefix: Recover A Dwarf-made Treasure:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Those buried in the ancient catacombs deserve peace. Give those graves some semblance of honorable rest.
conversations.prefix: Restore Peace in the Catacombs:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The king’s daughter, a knight called Sir Gwyndolyn, may task you with grand quests if you prove your mettle to her.
conversations.prefix: Impress Sir Gwyndolyn:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Brother Conway knows the land and its people and can teach you much if he finds you worthy of the lore.
conversations.prefix: Impress Brother Conway:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The fabled Gilded Skull has been lost for a generation — and coveted by the royal family. Riches if you find it.
conversations.prefix: Find the Gilded Skull:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wild boars roam the countryside in alarming numbers these days. Cull their ranks for the good of all.
conversations.prefix: Slay One Dozen Boars:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This sketchy, paper map of the Mad Caves was started by an adventurer hoping for riches, but it’s incomplete.
conversations.prefix: Map of the Mad Caves:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fine swords such as these were once common across the land, combining Dwarf steel with Elf magic.
conversations.prefix: Enchanted Sword:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It’s no great treasure, but perhaps it’s a start.
conversations.prefix: A Few Loose Coins:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A sturdy iron key with a metal skull for a grip, this supposedly unlocks the ancient catacombs.
conversations.prefix: Skull Key:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A human skull, dipped in gold, with three gems for each eye. A ghastly gift buried by the ancients.
conversations.prefix: Gilded Skull:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A simple-looking torch that burns bright until commanded, in Elvish, to stop.
conversations.prefix: Ever-bright Torch:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This shiny black garment makes on hard to see and slows a fall — at least for a few feet.
conversations.prefix: Cloak of the Raven:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ancient rings mades by the Elves like this once held great power, but most have lost their might.
conversations.prefix: Elven-make Ring:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cruel-looking, heavy, and chipped... but sharp!
conversations.prefix: A Bloody Big Axe:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A simple glass vial, corked. Runes meaning “vital” are etched into the glass.
conversations.prefix: Potion of Hope:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This cozy place’s sign depicts a heraldic dragon with three paws raised to strike. The folk here couldn’t be nicer.
conversations.prefix: Dragon Rampant Inn:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This half-crumbling old tower by the lake is where wizards meet, when wizards meet, which is rare these days.
conversations.prefix: Old Wizard’s Tower:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The only proper temple for miles, this modest building is mostly a nave and an altar for common worship.
conversations.prefix: Temple of the Wise:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Built in a grander time, this walled-in keep stands on a rock in the lake, reachable by a bridge of old stones.
conversations.prefix: Castle in the Lake:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Little more than a deep, dry well now, the so-called Bonepit leads to the ancient catacombs beneath the village.
conversations.prefix: The Bonepit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Supposedly an ancient Dwarf-mine, the Mad Caves are a maze of rumored treasures and certain danger.
conversations.prefix: Tunnels of the Mad Caves:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The heart of the Mad Caves is Küzarn Curune, “Cavern of Anguish,” where many Dwarven miners perished in accidents.
conversations.prefix: Cavern of Anguish:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dank and rank, this bone-strewn cave is surely the lair of something large, ravenous, and smelly.
conversations.prefix: The Lair:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The ancients buried their dead in catacombs at the lake’s edge, but the place half-flooded and was forgotten.
conversations.prefix: Ancient Catacombs:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A long-forgotten cavern that once glittered with silver and diamonds ... and might not be exhausted yet.
conversations.prefix: Treasure Vault:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The bridge across the Old River has washed out and the fjord here has always been dangerous.
conversations.prefix: Ruined Bridge:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The priests who sealed these doors etched a riddle into them, warning visitors and rebuking grave-robbers.
conversations.prefix: Riddle at the Gate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This long passage of checkered slate is lined with little holes and recesses—perfect for hiding lethal traps.
conversations.prefix: Checkerboard Corridor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A pressure plate on the floor triggers a trap meant to squash grave-robbers!
conversations.prefix: Crushing Walls Chamber:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The walls of this passage are lined with ancient bones. Even now they gather and form reaching, clawing hands!
conversations.prefix: Clawing Hands:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A crack in the wall betrays the existence of a secret door still held secure by an ingenious, complex locking mechanism.
conversations.prefix: Dwarf-make Door:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The crystals in this chamber sing and thrum out notes that threaten to enchant any who listen to them.
conversations.prefix: Crystal Song:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A narrow bridge of finely cut stones leads ahead ... if it holds.
conversations.prefix: Dwarf-make Bridge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Is this swirling mass of molten fire some kind of trap? Or some kind of spirit?
conversations.prefix: Orb of Fire:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A dreadful squall pours down rain, making every movement into an ordeal.
conversations.prefix: The Storm:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The quiet, rotund keeper of the local inn hears all the tales and knows how to ply a patron to get a story told.
conversations.prefix: Burrick the Innkeeper:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Born in the capital but raised in the Castle in the Lake, this knightly princess sees the local people as hers to protect.
conversations.prefix: Sir Gwyndolyn of the Lake:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Raving and wild-eyed, this poor panicked soul claims to be the only escapee of a misadventure in the Mad Caves.
conversations.prefix: Mad Adventurer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hungry, nasty, pointy-toothed goblins dwell in the wilderness and the caves, striking out to steal sheep and pies.
conversations.prefix: Pointy-toothed Goblins:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A brutish hulk, shaped roughly like a man but thrice as tall, with a tree limb for a club. It reeks something fierce.
conversations.prefix: Hulking Ogre:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What might at first seem to be a slick of mold can turn out to be a vile, dissolving patch of malicious ooze.
conversations.prefix: Creeping Ooze:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wild boar roam the countryside, eating pets and crops and scaring the common folk.
conversations.prefix: Razor-tusked Boar:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Yellowed bones striding and striking on their own, driven by will or ire or anguish alone.
conversations.prefix: Stalking Skeletons:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Poor Wat Greenfoot was part of a misadventure in the Mad Caves and soon he’ll be made into porridge for an ogre.
conversations.prefix: Wat Greenfoot:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wise and kind, this monkish fellow travels about the land, healing and teaching. They say he has elf blood in him.
conversations.prefix: Brother Conway:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Sea King has some sort of nifty protection against the Flesh Melting Swamp, and you want it, one way or another.
conversations.prefix: Get The Goods:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's an old bottle of Bluebeard's Best Aftershave emptied out and filled with some of the Frog Prince's hair, nail clippings, spit... actually you'd rather not open it.
  Transmogrification Magic is tricky, and it's best to have something to add in that's direct from the source.  
conversations.prefix: Frog Bits:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: These might have been licorice gumdrops at one point in their youth, but they now resemble small bits of coal, as they have petrified and are covered in a generous layer of soot.  Tasty.
conversations.prefix: Gretel's Garboiled Gumdrops:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've got to pick a pocket or two, right?
  
  Ash-on-puzzle didn't have much, but she has a lot less now.
  
  
conversations.prefix: Ill-Gotten Gains:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A pair of sturdy iron handcuffs, snuggly lined with the fur of one of Br'er rabbit's unlucky cousins.  
  
  Kinky.
conversations.prefix: Rose Red's Handcuffs:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're a small, tasty morsel in a big, nasty world and half-drowned to boot.  You'll need to be light on your feet to weasel out of this one (pun fully intended).
conversations.prefix: Escape:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's a sea witch.  There's always a witch.  Witches are the root of all evil.  Something Must Be Done!
conversations.prefix: It's A Witch!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: How are six Fairy Tale Creatures supposed to survive on *this*?  Looks like you'll be supplementing your funds on the way.
conversations.prefix: Pocket Change:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nobody needs to know about your secret soft spot for romance.  Just get the two love birds together one way or another.
conversations.prefix: True Love:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's nothing personal.  But in your line of business, you do what you gotta do, and the dame has got to go.
conversations.prefix: Knock Off The Broad:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're all alone somewhere in the middle of nowhere, with no food, supplies or worst of all, booze, and the woods are beginning to look awfully dark and threatening. . . it would sure be nice to see a familiar face.
conversations.prefix: Is There Anybody Out There?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's not your fault that your unconventional diet puts others on edge; you can't help what you eat.  And you've been under a lot of stress lately.  You eat when you're stressed.  
conversations.prefix: Insatiable Appetite:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You just can't help yourself-- it's all you really care about.
conversations.prefix: Strange Obsession:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You don't know why, but around you the most amazing coincidences seem to happen that turn things in your favor. . .
conversations.prefix: Lucky:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: He's got a carving knife, terrible housekeeping skills  and a hankering for Lapin a La Cocotte.
conversations.prefix: The Weasel:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've carefully cultivated a reputation just on this side of shady.  
conversations.prefix: Unapologetic Rogue:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: She's obsessed with shoes and brushes her hair once a year.  She's responsible for the fine gray powder scattered over most of the meat and drink served in here.  
conversations.prefix: Ash-in-Whatever:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The tavern owner.  He prefers to be referred to as Mr. Fluffikins.  For a sheep, he has remarkably sharp, pointy teeth.
conversations.prefix: Walter The Bar'Sheep:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Who would be the best person to see about a potion or spell?  
conversations.prefix: What Now?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Heno is a laid back sort of tollkeeper.  He's got a few great passions like fish, cucumbers, wrestling, drowning people. . . but otherwise he's pretty easygoing.  Just remember to pay the toll and you'll be fine.  Though really, he'd rather you choose the drowning.  It's a specialty of his.
conversations.prefix: Heno Kappa:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Despite his last name of Tortoise, Alderman is in fact an extremely old and venerable terrapin.  It's a family name.
conversations.prefix: Alderman Ptolemy Tortoise:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: That stupid princess should have known better than to mess with you.  Now you're out to ruin her wedding and make sure she gets exactly what's coming to her.
conversations.prefix: Revenge!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're on a quest?  *What* quest?  Look, a shiny object!
conversations.prefix: Huh?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're a helpful woodland creature with sharp, pointy teeth.
conversations.prefix: Cute Fuzzy Animal:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If the frog doesn't want the job of running this kingdom, fine.  You're the better person for it anyway.    Once he's out of the way the princess will no doubt need consoling, and that will be a job position you're more than willing to fill.
conversations.prefix: Social Climber:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bipedal stance. . . check.
  
  Opposable thumbs. . . check.
  
  Terrible body odor. . . check.
  
  Seriously, you should consider washing that tunic.  It smells terrible.
conversations.prefix: Unwashed Peasant:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You spend a lot of time convincing people that you actually exist.
conversations.prefix: Creature of Myth And Legend:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're the type of hero that likes to roam around.
conversations.prefix: Wanderer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Their wish is your command.
conversations.prefix: Magical Helper:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You hardly ever get the chance to explain yourself before people start running away.
conversations.prefix: Moderately Terrifying:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can't help it if you were born better than everyone else.
conversations.prefix: Hoity-Toity Type:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: People used to speak of your name in whispers and sacrifice to you in the dead of night.  Now times are rough.  Your last worshiper died a few days ago and your powers have dwindled to a mere shadow of their former glory.  You're beginning to think you need a new line of work. 
conversations.prefix: Formerly Godlike Being:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You pick things up and put them down.  Generally on other people's heads.  Hard.
conversations.prefix: Hulking Brute:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're just misunderstood, that's all.  
conversations.prefix: Reluctant Villain:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You think everyone should skip rational conversation or planning and go straight to the smiting. 
conversations.prefix: Headlong Dasher:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've been under just a *bit* of stress lately, and it's showing.  
conversations.prefix: Nervous Tic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: People constantly think they're hallucinating you.  Also they keep trying to harvest your organs for magic spells.  It's seriously annoying.
conversations.prefix: Practically Extinct:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know what's best for people, whether or not they like the idea.
conversations.prefix: Overly Helpful:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're constantly afraid one of the other members of your party will sit on you accidentally and crush your fragile little bones.
conversations.prefix: Squishable:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sometimes it's hard to pick up on the nuances of social graces.  Or basic manners.  Either way, your strange habits can be a bit off-putting to those you meet.
conversations.prefix: Socially Awkward:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's not that you *need* to steal, exactly.  It's just that you can't quite seem to manage to stop.
conversations.prefix: Compulsive Thief:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: All the other characters are stupid and so is this quest. For you, the glass is not only half-empty, but you've heard there's a nasty sprite infestation in the area and so you'll probably be dead soon anyway and there's no point in drinking it.
conversations.prefix: Gloomy Gus:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've got a few tricks up your sleeve.
conversations.prefix: Spellcaster:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Awww. . . whoozum the cutest widdle character?  You, that's who(zum)!
  
  You can easily lure people in with your innocent face.
conversations.prefix: Adorable:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Some characters *do* magic.  You *are* magic.
conversations.prefix: Inherently Magical:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've been around for a while, and it's probably going to take more than a few pitchforks to bring you down.
conversations.prefix: Semi-Immortal:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're light on your mental feet.
conversations.prefix: Clever Wit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Look, some things just need stealing, okay?  And you're the person to do it.
conversations.prefix: Lightfingered:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've got a weapon proficiency that goes to eleven.
conversations.prefix: Weaponsmaster:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're so sickeningly optimistic that you can't help but inspire those around you.
conversations.prefix: Plucky Young Thing:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't want to go on this stupid quest.  Your dad's *making* you do it.  You'd rather be at home playing in Holgroth's poker tournament.  The sooner you get this out of the way, the better.  You've got things to do.
conversations.prefix: No, No, No!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're changing the frog back-- that's absolutely happening.  Now you just have to figure out how to do it.  There's only so much time before wedding bells will be ringing and it'll be too late.
conversations.prefix: Get This Show On The Road:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This run-down dump is the last you'd like to spend significant amounts of time in; it's dark, dingy and smells just like its namesake.  The local color is bad and the drinks are worse.  
conversations.prefix: The Farting Gnome:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Look, it's not your fault you and your siblings were born in the wrong order.  Obviously *you* were the one destined for adventures-- not your brother!  You'll save the day and show them all you were meant for greater things. . .
conversations.prefix: Not Quite Seventh Son:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've got an embarrassing personal problem of a sensitive nature you need to see someone for.  This quest gives you the perfect excuse to have it taken care of on the sly.
conversations.prefix: Off To See The Wizard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: That oh-so-important item slipped right through your fingers and straight into the darn well.  Who doesn't cover their well anyway?  You've tried improvising a sieve, appealing to the local bunyip and even a spelunking expedition-- all to no avail.  You have no choice but to get it back at all costs, and if you have to go on some idiotic quest to do it, fine.
conversations.prefix: There's A Hole In The Bucket:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Godmothers have to start somewhere, right?  I mean, sure, technically those in your profession normally work with royalty of the female variety, but hey, jobs are scarce these days and you'll have to take what you can get. This is your chance to prove yourself and gain back your good standing.  
  
  Too bad your wand's been revoked after that last fiasco and you've got to do this the hard way, but hey, at least the girl's appendages mostly grew back, right?  Mostly.  . .
conversations.prefix: Godmother In Training:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Look, you know dang near everything there is to know about this kingdom.  That's why people seek you out for advice so often.
conversations.prefix: Fount of Knowledge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Look, *another* pretty flower!
  
  What were we doing again?
conversations.prefix: Easily Distracted:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Somebody's got to be in charge of the funds.  
conversations.prefix: In The Money:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value:  Rattus has no idea how he got talked into this.  The sooner he gets back to his cozy dungeon home, the better.
conversations.prefix: Rattus N. Rat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The only place shallow enough to ford the creek for miles, Kappa's Crossing is a pleasant enough spot.  Previously Fenrir's Ford, but Fenrir mysteriously disappeared from his tollbooth last fall.  
conversations.prefix: Kappa's Crossing:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've got to figure out a way across this dang river to get where you're going.  
conversations.prefix: The Water Is Wide:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are an animal far away from home, trying to deal with an environment you are not suited for.
conversations.prefix: Transplanted animal:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're light on your mental feet.
conversations.prefix: Clever Wit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No one likes you just because of what you are.
conversations.prefix: Disliked:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You just want to go home.
conversations.prefix: Go home:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You never work harder when you can work smarter. And, generally speaking, you leave that to the guy you fooled into doing it for you.
conversations.prefix: Trickster First Class:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: While your tricks and gags are handy in a pinch, you have a tendency to employ them even when it's not appropriate.
conversations.prefix: Too Clever By Half:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nothing like a grand adventure to get you out of sight when the heat is on. It's like finding a nice hiding spot with a potential reward.
conversations.prefix: Laying Low:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: She doesn't belong anywhere, so she thinks, yet she can't stop looking. 
conversations.prefix: Outcast:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A few years fending for herself has taught Helga how to make do with what she has and find creative so,unions to her problems.
conversations.prefix: Resourceful:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: After being unceremoniously cast out of her homeland based on the lies of some jealous brats, Helga does not expect fair treatment or good intentions from anyone. It makes her a bit.. Surly.
conversations.prefix: Untrusting:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: After being kicked out of the only home she'd ever known because of the jealousy and lies of her adopted sisters, Helga longs for a place to belong. And if she could stick to those brats at the same time, so much the better.
conversations.prefix: Find My Place:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Stories have power. Stories are your power.
conversations.prefix: Skald:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You don’t wait around well. You want to act first and think about it later.  Maybe. 
conversations.prefix: Impatient:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Everyone has Enemies.
conversations.prefix: Enemies: