conversations.from: system
conversations.value: [La, la la la, la la la la la.....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlY90lG_Fuw)
  
  
  ##Prologue: Nothing's Changed
  *Monday morning, 
  ass end of winter, 
  2016*
  *New York City*
  
  
  Nothing's changed, the city is still busy as ever. People rushing to work,  kids rushing to school, girls in tight jogging bras pretending they're totally not freezing, dogs tripping over their owners scraping the poop off the sidewalks. Seriously, I don't know what you're expecting, but this starts out like a normal fucking work day. 
  
  Except that someone, somewhere, decided to 
  
  make
  
  
   your 
  
  fucking
  
  day. 
  
  Freedom.
  
  Free coffee day.
  
  *Coffee Nutz*, a tiny local cafe you've always passed by but never really paid much attention to, has a special promotion going on today. Any cup, any drink, any way you like it, as many times as you need it. 
  *Free coffee today only.*
  
  This tiny little cafe that is usually filled with Macbooks and hipsters has a line of people going from the counter almost to the door. You're in it, you want your free goddamn  coffee. But when you get it, you're just gonna go on your way, aren't you? Back to work, to school, to walk that dog you tied up outside...Back to living your life.
  
  ##OH HELL NO, SON! 
  
  You're in the story now! Your life's changing whether you have a goddamn report due at two pm, whether you're meeting your goddamn mom at the airport later, or whether or not you have plans to rob a fucking bank and kill at least one hostage today! Your day is about to be fucked and about to get absurd! Strap in, ladies and gentlemen, take your free damn coffee along for the ride, because I literally have no idea where this story will end up.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: College student or school age, out of work or not...You have a dog, you like walking it, and that is very important to the story!
conversations.prefix: That girl with the dog :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Literally a day ago, no one knew about Coffee Nutz. And now look at it, more popular than fucking Dunkin Donuts. This place's coffee is probably shit now...poisoned by conformist society.
conversations.prefix: The Token  hipster/nerd:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've been a permanent decoration of this coffee shop ever since it opened. And yet you still haven't written a single word for your latest book. Maybe some unlimited caffeine shots into your system will help...
conversations.prefix: Some depressed writer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No one knows what country you're from nor what accent you speak. One thing's certain, you look like you just stepped off the boat. Knowing you though, you probably just did.
conversations.prefix: One of those damn foreigners:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Listen, you're too good for teeny fucking coffee shops. You can probably *buy* this teeny fucking coffee shop. But free coffee is free goddamn coffee. You'd be an idiot to pass that up. And you ain't an idiot, are ya now??
conversations.prefix: Some fucking big shot:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Yeah yeah yeah...Bobby has to be picked up from day care, Liz has her band practice...but your day isn't even starting without your coffee.  And you weren't couponing like crazy yesterday just to miss out on free coffee!
conversations.prefix: Another Cringy Soccer Mom:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You may be just a secretary, but you're part of the biggest company in the city! And the big shots upstairs need their coffees. And hey, maybe this time you won't have to pay for twenty Starbucks venti lattes out of pocket!
conversations.prefix: (Totally not an) Uptight Bitch:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're *so* high right now, dude! Like...like on *all* the shit there is! And and now there's all these people at a coffee shop. And you gotta know what they're up to. Better bring your loaded gun too, just in case.
conversations.prefix: Some crazy tweaker:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: So they made you come in to work on a school day because of free fucking coffee day. But those assholes can wait for their damn coffee until you pick a good Instagram filter. There are more important things in life than serving people coffee. 
conversations.prefix: The lazy teen barista who's supposed to be helping:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Its all about who you know, not how much you have or how well you throw your fists. Just let you give a call and it'll all be over in a jiffy..
conversations.prefix: Ya know people:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're pretty damn smart for being, well, you. It tends to surprise people for some reason...
conversations.prefix: Smarts, duh!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fuck knowing the right people! A good punch will end things in a second! No need to dial, no need to think. The rest of ya'll are dumbassses...
conversations.prefix: You can throw fists around:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No idea how this will help in a coffee shop unless their wi-fi is down or something. But if their wi-fi really is down, you can bring it back up in a jiff! Oh yeah...so good.
conversations.prefix: Tech Saviness:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You got words. You know how to use 'em, throw 'em around, and slap 'em on the ass! You can talk your way into or out of a three way any day, man!
conversations.prefix: Smoof' Talker:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: EEeyyyy! You got that comedy genius to make 'em laugh and throw them off the trail! Keep it coming, keep 'em smiling!
conversations.prefix: Fonny...Fonny guy yous. :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What makes you special, really is the fact that you don't stand out in any way at all. Comes in handy when needing to blend into the wall and let people keep on pretending like you were never there. Wheee....
conversations.prefix: Very...bland ..individual:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You will march straight into the fire and *yank* that baby from the burning building! High-ho and away, he-man! You mighty sonuvabitch!
conversations.prefix: Barf-worthy bravery:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Like really, you need to quit already, seriously. But you won't, will ya? You will never ever quit. Why? Who the hell knows why you're so annoying. But even that has never stopped ya.
conversations.prefix: Annoyingly Persistent:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Forget being persistent about it. You just annoy the crap outta people. No wonder this coffee shop went down in flames. All because of you, that's right.
conversations.prefix: Just plain annoying:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: STOP YELLING AT US!!!! We get it! You're angry that I took the last little coffee hole plugger thingy...I'm sorry!!!
conversations.prefix: Anger Management Sandler:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Grow some balls and *then* come back to finish this card, ya coward.
conversations.prefix: Pussy, 'nuff said:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Even if you are or aren't a teen, no one seems to understand you! They just don't get ya, man. They can all go *die* because you just never want to see them again!
conversations.prefix: Teen-like angst:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You fucking curse like a cock-sucking bitch of a sailor. What a piss-hole, am I right? What fucking cunt would ever want their shitty little kids around your goddamn ass, right?
conversations.prefix: Sailor Boy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can't help it, you just can't! You've been this way forever, you swear! My god, you've *tried* changing your ways, but it's futile. Ugh, you can barely deal with it anymore!
conversations.prefix: Anal Freudian:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: [description of lazy]
conversations.prefix: Lazy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Those aliens you met last night where right! The Earth is totally heading into the sun! And once it does, there's no stopping the bunnies. Oh no..the bunnies are gonna come...they're gonna come in **hoards**.
conversations.prefix: Loony Pants:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fuck it...just fuck it all. Fuck this coffee, it tastes like crap. Fuck this cafe, it's too crowded. It's just not worth it. Nothing's worth it anymore...
conversations.prefix: (Clinically) Depressing:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The one and only reason you're in this line right now is for your free dark caffeinated beverage mixed with sugar and milk of your choosing.
conversations.prefix: Get some free fucking coffee:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oh my god! There's a gun! Get it, get it, get it quick!
conversations.prefix: GUN!!!!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: They're kinda useless unless you take them through a a coffee bean grinder. But hey, maybe you'll find a use for them.
conversations.prefix: Bags of Coffee beans (un-grinded):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cut cut!
conversations.prefix: Switch blade!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The dog tied up outside lost its toy. It's a very sad dog now.
conversations.prefix: Sqeaky dog toy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Just the way you like it! Maybe you can leave now?
conversations.prefix: Get your coffee:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Seriously this woman needs to either step off to the side and have a nice long think about her order or just fucking order already!!
conversations.prefix: Bitch taking too long:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bro! Quick shoving me, I'm trying to order my coffee! That isn't very PC of you, you know that? You need to stop right there and check your privilege.
conversations.prefix: The bro you shoved:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your typical, run of the mill, hipster coffee shop. The cup sizes are in Swahili, there's jazz/dubstep playing from the speakers, and pictures of famous internet cats all over the walls.
conversations.prefix: Coffee Nutz:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Charlie. Again. Third time's the charm, right? DEAL with this guy. Deal with him so hard that they won't even THINK about turning this into a seven part series with a spin off!
conversations.prefix: Your Last Chance to Die Hard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This guy takes his Halibut pretty  seriously. 
conversations.prefix: World's Greatest Chef:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The cafe line's getting long and you need a fix to improve productivity. Good thing ya got all these people around! One of them's bound to be a badass coke dealer, right?
conversations.prefix: Searching for Mr. Right:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's a pretty dead body that's missing half its head in the coffee shop now. And the walls are covered with brains. I think it all needs to go before the cops show up. Yeah?
conversations.prefix: Clean up time:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This case is a very special case. It contains what you've always wanted, what you've always *dreamed* of. What you would do anything to protect.
conversations.prefix: The briefcase:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A second body has appeared on your floor which you have to once again dismember and throw away.  It's clear that the two skinheads' idea of help means sitting and waving their guns around.
  
conversations.prefix: Cleanup Duty:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Whether it's caffeine junkies or plain old actual junkies these are now your customers.  You are expected to keep serving coffee and drugs.  Problem is, the two baristas are high on the product so they're going to need some help.
conversations.prefix: Junkies:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's gotta be a way to get out of these things, right?
conversations.prefix: Zip Ties:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's been eating sugary pastries and coffee beans. This rat is buzzed and not afraid of anything!
conversations.prefix: Rat!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You knocked a box off one of the shelves and it split open when it hit the floor. You get to decide what you find inside.
conversations.prefix: Mysterious Box:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Madison's Maltipoo. It's a cross between a Maltese and a Miniature Poodle. 
conversations.prefix: Fifi:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The proud owner of Coffee Nutz. Currently stewing in his own two week old filth, hog tied, bound and gagged on the floor, serving as Charlie's huntin' trophy.
conversations.prefix: Uphold the LAWrence:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rename this card to turn it into something you found in the storage room. It could be a tool, food, money, a weapon, paperwork... use your imagination.
conversations.prefix: One man's junk...:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're locked in a storage room with ammonia fumes. You probably don't want to stay here.
conversations.prefix: Storage Room Door:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There are too many to count and they are running all over the storage room!
conversations.prefix: Rats! Plural!!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Seriously? This asshole again? Fuckin' Charlie is quite the fucking cockroach.
conversations.prefix: Fuckin' Charlie's back.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This whole kidnapping thing, really isn't most of this groups businesses. Most of them just wanted their free coffee.
conversations.prefix: So we're done here?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: These guys are a little late, but they're looking for Montoya and his friends. Now they want you to help them find him, for whatever business they may have. Somesort of reward is promised.
conversations.prefix: Rival Mexicans:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: An apparent rival of Rodolfo Montoya, and has some sort of business.
conversations.prefix: Julio Guerrero:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: He's making noise in the storage room, Julio thought he heard something. Should you let Charlie out, or leave the cockroach there?
conversations.prefix: Fucking Charlie Again...:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hey, working for the government on this project is way better than getting chained up and being a rat right?
conversations.prefix: The Deal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hey, I've had enough of this bullcrap.  Who do you want intel on?  I'll tell you everything I know about everyone.  Fuck...This...Day!
conversations.prefix: The Squeal:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oh, you done fucked up sunshine!  Get ready for your worst nightmare?  Gitmo?  Waterboarding?  Eight days in the hole?  Picnics to what's going to happen to you.
conversations.prefix: The Banana Peel:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Joey, Chester and Blare:
  Truck full of guns, a bunch of people to shoot that the feds won't prosecute for?  What could go wrong?
conversations.prefix: That's how we roll!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Madison, Carol & Emily:
  Well, it's time to work for that money!  How's your singing voice?  Dance moves?  We're about to find out.
conversations.prefix: Rico's Angels:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Janet and Willow:
  Well, if this wasn't the third time your life was endangered today, you might be scared.  Instead it's all you can do not to laugh.
conversations.prefix: Bluffing the Mob:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cash can solve a lot of problems...
conversations.prefix: Stack of Cash:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Well, those hurt!
conversations.prefix: Gun Shot Wound:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Well, at least a trip to the Italian Mob had some profit...
conversations.prefix: Duffle bag of Heroin:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: These two of Heinzsens body guards pack sizeable automatics. They need to be de-lived.
conversations.prefix: 2 German Oompa Loompas:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: These guards don't need to be killed exactly, just... "occupied". 
conversations.prefix: 3 more guys with bad accents:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: German millionaire investor and black market dealer. He wants the Coffee Nutz chain for himself. Why? Who knows, maybe he likes their mochas.
conversations.prefix: Heinzsen:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've never wanted any part of this. And you're not about to waste any effort now. Fuck it, you're staying in the damn van.
conversations.prefix: Much Ado about Nothing:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The police definitely heard SOMETHING going on in and or around the coffee shop! And unless you LIKE hanging around crazy people behind bars, I suggest you book it and don't get caught by them!
conversations.prefix: SCATTER!!!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Chester's devastated, he just lost two people he mildly cared about. And he's off on a rampage to find and splatter that "Other Heinszen". What do YOU do? 
conversations.prefix: RAMPAGE!!!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Chester’s devastated, he just lost two people he mildly cared about. And he’s off on a rampage to find and splatter that “Other Heinszen”. What do YOU do?   
conversations.prefix: RAMPAGE!!!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: [CAROL]
  Alexander Heinzsen has a proposal for you.
conversations.prefix: The Proposal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [SUKI & JOEY]
  Time to figure things out.
conversations.prefix: Regrouping:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: [MADISON/CHESTER/BLARE]
  If you want to go all Reservoir Dogs you need to look the part.
conversations.prefix: Stylin':
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [EMILY]
  As soon as you think you're out they pull you back in.
conversations.prefix: Saving Willow['s Sister]:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're the guy! You're the man with the pot dealing out the liquid drugs! Right now on free coffee day, you're the *king* of coffee!
conversations.prefix: Coffee Nutz Barista Numbah Uno!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Free coffee day means everyone who so  much as *looks* into Coffee Nutz gets a free cup of anything they like! You have *one* day to caffeinate the world! 
conversations.prefix: Make 'em happy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [description of lazy]    
conversations.prefix: Lazy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You got words. You know how to use ‘em, throw ‘em around, and slap ‘em on the ass! You can talk your way into or out of a three way any day, man!    
conversations.prefix: Smoof' Talker:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Why else would you be doing this?  
conversations.prefix: Mo' Money:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: So they made you come in to work on a school day because of free fucking coffee day. But those assholes can wait for their damn coffee until you pick a good Instagram filter. There are more important things in life than serving people coffee.
conversations.prefix: The lazy teen barista who's supposed to be helping:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're so much of a regular that the staff knows you by name... in act you're a bit surprised that it's so busy today.
conversations.prefix: Carl:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You like everybody, and as a result everybody likes you... or at least puts up with you a little more than usual.
conversations.prefix: Friendly:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're retarded... no, not like that show that so-and-so doesn't like, actually clinicly retarded.
conversations.prefix: Slow:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's so many new people here! You bet some of them want to be your friends.
conversations.prefix: Make Friends:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: College student or school age, out of work or not…You have a dog, you like walking it, and that is very important to the story
conversations.prefix: That Girl With The Dog:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: TBD
conversations.prefix: TBD:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Its all about who you know, not how much you have or how well you throw your fists. Just let you make a call and it’ll all be over in a jiffy...
conversations.prefix: Ya Know People:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're blonde. 'Nuff said.
conversations.prefix: Scatterbrained :
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's all about Fifi! Your world revolves around your little puppy.
conversations.prefix: The Dog With That Girl:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: With your training, you can obviously kick anyone's ass. Who would even try you?
conversations.prefix: Some Rough Tough Athletic Fighter person.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You will march straight into the fire and yank that baby from the burning building! High-ho and away, he-man! You mighty sonuvabitch!    
conversations.prefix: Barf-Worthy Bravery:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Look at me! Look at what I did! Doesn't anyone know who I am?!
conversations.prefix: Attention Seeker:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You deserve to be a fucking legend, people should fucking notice you, so go out there and become that legend, you fucker.
conversations.prefix: Become a Fucking Legend:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're one of the premier food critic bloggers in the city.  You have 10,000 followers and have shut down restaurants that you despised and made ones that you liked.  You're powerful as hell!  Double Espresso please!
conversations.prefix: Another Blogging Tool:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Physical requirements?  God damn it, what is this the 1800s?  Run?  I can amble a bit.  Oh god, can we slow down...
conversations.prefix: Piss Poor Shape:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: So, being a big fish in a smaller pond is nice, but it sure would be better to be a big fish in a big pond.  Being flown all around the world to try out foods from all over. Hell yeah.
conversations.prefix: World Wide Blogger!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’re pretty damn smart for being, well, you. It tends to surprise people for some reason…    
conversations.prefix: Smarts, Duh:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You just want to get to bed for some much needed and deserved shut eye.
conversations.prefix: Get Home:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: None of this crap was going on ten years ago, but you think you can just make up new words and pronouns and discard traditional roles and shit?
conversations.prefix: Mouth-Piece for Weird New Shit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You just want to get your freakin' money.
conversations.prefix: Get Paid:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can only put up with this bullshit for so long. And by so long, you mean about two seconds.
conversations.prefix: Little Ball of Rage:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are trained in fighting, and know how to take even larger men down.
conversations.prefix: Trained Fighter:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
conversations.prefix: Crass:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You don't know if it's you being a lightweight or if it's something wrong with the drugs, but you're feeling it.
conversations.prefix: Bad Trip:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No, you never said you had a strong stomach, just one that was put to good use on more than one occasion.  
conversations.prefix: Not exactly a Brave one...:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know exactly who you gotta look out for. 
conversations.prefix: # 1:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have medical smarts and you know how to use them.
conversations.prefix: I'm A Doctor!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've got a certain knack for...stuff. A know how about how to do things. And stuff. Things get done a lot quicker with you around. That's for sure!
conversations.prefix: Resourcefull:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When you've put your foot down, you've put your foot down. Even if it's not the best place to be asserting yourself. 
conversations.prefix: "Don't Make Me Say It Again." :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your an MMA fighter, but if anyone looked at your win/loss record, well......yeah.
conversations.prefix: Not really that good.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: So you sold drugs in the past and now you can wield a knife too?? Aren't you glad that Lawrence never did any background checks when he hired ya?
conversations.prefix: It comes with the crazy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You want to be known as a good fighter, but now one of your work peers proved you wrong, and everyone saw.
conversations.prefix: Embarassed:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: In desperate times, you are willing to resort to desperate measures.
conversations.prefix: Desperate Times:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your actions, though they seem like a good idea at the time, tend to lead to awkwardness more often than not.
conversations.prefix: Awkward:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It’s one of those yellow cleaning gloves, you’ve seen them. This one seems used. You hope not.   
conversations.prefix: Plastic Glove:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The knife from Chester's pocket
conversations.prefix: Pocket Knife:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're not a people person. You barely know *people* and you're almost a *person*. You've got all the charisma and friendliness of the world's worst cannibal. 
conversations.prefix: Hannibal's Charisma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Just the right combination of weirdly hot face configuration stuffs to confuse the fuck out of people's trousers. Our confuse them the fuck out of their trousers. Either way. 
conversations.prefix: Trouser Confuser:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's not hard to make you cry.  The wrong look, a remark in anger and the waterworks, they start to come out.
conversations.prefix: Crybaby:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You like to get your way, even if at times it's at the expense of others.  It's not that you're a bad person, it's just...
conversations.prefix: Con Artist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There are a lot of benefits to being a soccer mom. A few tips during practice, multi-tasking (it tasks effort to keep up with that many breaks), and an armada of after-school healthy (but delicious!) recipes. Some of this might even come in handy!
conversations.prefix: The Perks of Being a Soccer Mom:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have medical smarts and you know how to use them.    
conversations.prefix: I'm A Doctor!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Literally and figuratively. You don't get far with kids or other soccer parents without knowing your way around an argument or deal. 
conversations.prefix: Crafty:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: People either hate you or love you, there is no in between. 
conversations.prefix: Strange Charm:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Although you rarely come up with things yourself you like to think that you inspire the best and worst in people.
  
conversations.prefix: Muse:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Okay...*really* checkered past. What the fuck, now you've *shot* people in the crotch before!? Who the hell are you, dude!!
conversations.prefix: Pretty Checkered Past:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A winning smile and the right clothes will get you noticed. It can also get you out of a ticket, into the best parties, or into a wary person’s good graces. 
conversations.prefix: Attractive:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When you find something you want, you grab it with both hands.
conversations.prefix: Determined:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sometimes, you just don't know when to keep your mouth shut.
conversations.prefix: Talk Too Much:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One of your very few redeeming qualities happens to be your die-hard loyalty to your friends.
  
  …And to your black-market weapons dealers.   
conversations.prefix: Puppy-Dog Loyal:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One of your very few redeeming qualities happens to be your die-hard loyalty to your friends.
  
  …And to your black-market weapons dealers.   
conversations.prefix: Puppy-Dog Loyal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: As things escalate from bad, to worse, to terrible--as they are prone to do--you never think twice about sticking with your friends.  Even if that's not always a wise choice.
conversations.prefix: In it Together...:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Don't these people know who you are?? You're not one of the little people! 
conversations.prefix: Spoiled Little Rich Girl:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Mommy hasn't had her Valium-and-wine cocktail(s) today, and frankly, this is just getting to be too much. 
conversations.prefix: On Edge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What you lack in actual planning in any given moment, you make up for with enthusiasm in the task and optimistic views of what you did gain. 
conversations.prefix: Let's Do This! LEEEEROOOOY JEEEENKIIINS!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You haven't sleep in a very large amount of hours and it is starting to catch up to you.
conversations.prefix: Sleep Deprived:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Madison has partied with the rich and famous. She knows how to have a good time. 
conversations.prefix: Party Girl!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's not a skill you've used since back in the day, but you were in choir and drama classes and have some chops at both as it turns out.
conversations.prefix: Pitch perfect:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You became one, if only in your own mind. Now you need to stay a fucking legend.
conversations.prefix: Stay A Fucking Legend.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hail to the king baby, you and you're little friends are fucking the legends.
conversations.prefix: King of the Rats:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are king of the rats, their kingdom serves you loyally. 
conversations.prefix: King of the Rats. :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wait? You've been having fun? You love the fucking thrill, and you want more...more...MORE!!!!! 
conversations.prefix: The Thrill:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sure, some might call you *too* normal, but that doesn't stop you from enjoying your incredibly average lifestyle. 
conversations.prefix: Normal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: While in your possession, you may **NOT** play *Strength+* cards.  You **MUST** play this card first, and until you do, you may only play *Neutral~* or *Weakness-* cards.  You can however pair it up with a *Strength+* card in a move.
conversations.prefix: [IN]Sanity:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: *Four* heavily armed masked men emerge from the van.  These guys seem like they actually know what they're doing, possibly military, definitely bad news.
conversations.prefix: Ambush:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: While in your possession, you may NOT play Strength+ cards. You MUST play this card first, and until you do, you may only play Neutral~ or Weakness- cards. You can however pair it up with a Strength+ card in a move.    
conversations.prefix: Injured:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pretended to be a cop to get to Carol.  In spite of her appearance, she is an expert with firearms as well as an infiltrator.
conversations.prefix: Agent Carla:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: [Emily & Carol] 
  
  Emily is trapped in a sinking car. The life she saves, may be her own...
conversations.prefix: Save A Life:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pretended to be a cop to get to Carol.  In spite of her appearance, she is an expert with firearms as well as an infiltrator.
conversations.prefix: Agent Carla (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You run into Willow’s Neo-Nazi ex-boyfriend, Rob. He’s trying to create a distraction to give the rest of you an advantage.
conversations.prefix: The Distraction:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: An exclusive club in New York City. The black and gold brick symbolize coal and fire. The entry is decorated with marble and black mirrors. 
conversations.prefix: The Goldwater Club:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Goldwater Club
conversations.prefix: Members Only:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Chester, Blare & Madison]
  
  Maddy's hacker contact.
conversations.prefix: Trolljack:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Use this card to represent any weapon in your possession.
  
conversations.prefix: Weapon of Choice:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A broken beer bottle, a chair leg, a frying pan... whatever you can get your hands on.
conversations.prefix: Improvised Weapon:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Big Apple! If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.
conversations.prefix: New York City:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Emily gave Rosa a few bags of various spices. Maybe you can find a use for them. Or maybe they're just aromatic. 
conversations.prefix: Spice Bags:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Suki's female assassin friend.
conversations.prefix: Fae:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Joey's furry friends. All hail the Rat King!
conversations.prefix: Rat Army:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: So what if they got a little wet. They still have that *special* ingredient.
conversations.prefix: Soggy Brownies:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: He may currently work at a clothing store but, he's acquired some special skills over the years. He hates Heinzsen almost as much as you do. He'll help you take the bastard down.
conversations.prefix: Oscar:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Madison's little Maltipoo.
conversations.prefix: Fifi:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Who knows what Carol keeps in her bag of tricks. A mom is prepared for *anything*. 
conversations.prefix: Soccer Mom Tote Bag:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sacrifices must be made. This challenge requires Chester and one other player. One of you may not make it out of this alive. 
conversations.prefix: The Sacrifice [Chester + one other player]:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: “It’s a Trap!”
conversations.prefix: The Trap:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heinzsen takes somebody hostage and he’s using them as a human shield. Who is the hostage?
conversations.prefix: The Hostage:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Heinzsen makes you an offer you can’t refuse.
conversations.prefix: The Turncoat:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Willow’s Neo-Nazi ex-boyfriend.
conversations.prefix: Rob:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Presumed dead Mexican Fed.
conversations.prefix: Rico:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pot full of scorching hot liquid.
conversations.prefix: Pot of Coffee:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Steamy cup of java.
conversations.prefix: Cup of Coffee:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The dog tied up outside lost its toy. It's a very sad dog now.
conversations.prefix: Sqeaky dog toy (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It slices and dices!
conversations.prefix: Kitchen Knife:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Heinzsen's pet Pied Crow.
conversations.prefix: Binky:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: An old church stairs is the last hurdle to catching Heinzsen.  Time not nut up, or shut up!
conversations.prefix: Stairway to Heaven:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Germans, what can you say?  This one has finally had it with your crap and is ready to end you.
conversations.prefix: Heinzen - Final form!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! 
conversations.prefix: We Gonna Go Shoot People:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: After years of dealing with teachers, coaches, and all the others that have fallen under your ire, you care less and less about the few bonds you *do* make.
conversations.prefix: Apathetic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You sister's dead, now someone needs to pay.  Possibly everyone.
conversations.prefix: For Willow:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: That girl who shows up at the right time in the story.
conversations.prefix: Deus Ex Girl:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No idea how this will help in a coffee shop unless their wi-fi is down or something. But if their wi-fi really is down, you can bring it back up in a jiff! Oh yeah…so good.    
conversations.prefix: Tech Saviness:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fuck it…just fuck it all. Fuck this coffee, it tastes like crap. Fuck this cafe, it’s too crowded. It’s just not worth it. Nothing’s worth it anymore…    
conversations.prefix: (Clinically) Depressing:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Use what you've got!
conversations.prefix: Improvise:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The last thing anyone needs is an assassin that is blind crazy with rage. 
conversations.prefix: Pissed Off Assassin :
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Willow was your friend. She was almost like your sister --no, like a daughter, maybe? Or maybe like an underage girlfriend you had to wait a few years to date. --Anyway, whatever she was to you, she was special. And her death will not go unavenged.
conversations.prefix: Revenge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are far away from the tech world as one can possibly get in NYC. You got no idea what all these new-fangled gadgets and iMacs and iWatches are or what they hell they even do! Hell, you yourself don't even own a flip-phone, let alone a smartphone!
conversations.prefix: Technoob:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can be just as much of a bad-ass as the rest of them!
conversations.prefix: Not Just A Pretty Face:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Small but powerful pistol.  Formerly Rob's.  The skinhead and former boyfriend of Willow.
conversations.prefix: Rob's Revolver:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Black Market Dealer and Suki's only real friend in America.
  
  Fae was responsible for helping Suki escape the assassin ring she was apart of and moving her to America. 
conversations.prefix: Fae:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Geisha weapon of choice in a lot of her assassination.  
  
  Life Drainer was given to her by her trainer as a graduation present.
conversations.prefix: Suki's Katana (Life Drainer):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Willow was cool, she had a nice ass and always got your coffee right. You must honor her memory.
  
  and the memory of *dat ass.*
conversations.prefix: Remembering Willow (with the nice ass).:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It would make sense in this totally messed up day that you would find someone you actually gave a damn for.  More than that, someone you'd willing go back into this hell for.  Surprise, surprise birdy...
conversations.prefix: Love:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Its all about who you know, not how much you have or how well you throw your fists. Just let you make a call and it’ll all be over in a jiffy… 
conversations.prefix: Ya Know People:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One of Joey's rats that have taken a strong liking to the assassin and had decided to stay with her as a companion.
conversations.prefix: Ritoru shi:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You won the genetic lottery and you know how to work your *ass*ets. Just bat your eyes and twirl your hair to get what you want. 
conversations.prefix: Flirty:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You kill people for a living and you're damn good at it.
conversations.prefix: I'm an Assassin:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Because no adventure ever started with a glass of milk.  
conversations.prefix: Poor Discussion Making Skills: