conversations.from: system
conversations.value: It’s 10pm. The 9-5'rs, the daywalkers, the bastards with the three-bedroom in suburbia all rush home as fast as they can. Third shift is about to begin and the last thing they want is to be caught in the middle of that freak show.
  
  When the sun goes down, the lunatics come out to play. On Third Shift… things get weird.
  
  Need to remove a prosthetic limb from a prostitute’s er.. moneymaker? They’ve done it.
  
  Reconstructive surgery after a tragic futon accident? Yep they’ve seen that before.
  
  Need certain items removed from your boyfriend’s boothole? Please… it’s almost an hourly occurrence and they’ve seen things that make the pens and Coke bottles from the day shift seem positively vanilla.
  
  And tonight is a full moon.
  
  Even the lunatics make way for the full fledged wack-a-loons on a night like this. The people who work Third Shift are unstable at best. Tonight… tonight might be the night that finally breaks them.
  
  Put on some Coldplay, grab the paddles and brace yourself. Third Shift is about to start.
  
  Game Notes: *We’ve all seen ER, Greys Anatomy, House and what-have-you. Now it’s time to spoof the living hell out of them.*
  
  *Medical knowledge is not needed for this game. In fact, medical knowledge isn’t even **recommended** for this game. I’m going to come up with the most ludicrous medical ailments my diseased brain can cook up and it’s your character’s job to come up with an even more ludicrous cure. Reality is not the goal. Busting a gut laughing is.*
  
  *I’m starting with the standard ‘medical drama’ deck, but feel free to customize as you see fit.*
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This is a teaching hospital and you’re here to learn.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Driven
  
  Suggested Weakness: Naive
conversations.prefix: Med Student:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’re in your residency at the hospital, facing your dreams and fears daily.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Brilliant
  
  Suggested Weakness: Deep Debts
conversations.prefix: Resident ER Physician:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re in your surgical residency and confronting new challenges each day.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Connected
  
  Suggested Weakness: Lazy
conversations.prefix: Surgical Resident:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’ve graduated to your ER fellowship after a lot of work and study.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Well Educated
  
  Suggested Weakness: On Notice
conversations.prefix: ER Fellow:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’ve begun your surgical fellowship at last.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Well Educated
  
  Suggested Weakness: Clumsy
conversations.prefix: Surgical Fellow:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’re new to the profession and the department.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Supported
  
  Suggested Weakness: Naive
conversations.prefix: Novice Nurse:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’ve seen a lot of young doctors come through this place.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Experienced
  
  Suggested Weakness: Frazzled
conversations.prefix: Nurse:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’re an attending physician in the ER with a lot of responsibility.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Experienced
  
  Suggested Weakness: Overwhelmed
conversations.prefix: ER Physician:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re a full-time surgeon in the hospital with all the responsibility that entails.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Precise Hands
  
  Suggested Weakness: Arrogant
conversations.prefix: Surgeon:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’re the head of your department (ER, surgical, ICU), overseeing other doctors.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Authority
  
  Suggested Weakness: Overwhelmed
conversations.prefix: Department Head:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have a head for medicine’s facts and procedures that makes you a natural doctor.
conversations.prefix: Brilliant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your physical attractiveness helps you bond with patients and other doctors.
conversations.prefix: Attractive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The job may not come easy to you but you’ve studied hard and paid tuition to get good.
conversations.prefix: Well Educated:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’ve got friends, allies, and patrons in the medical field that smooth things out for you.
conversations.prefix: Connected:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You make up for your shortcomings with drive and ambition.
conversations.prefix: Driven:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have a wonderful support network from your family, fellow doctors, or elsewhere.
conversations.prefix: Supported:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your years of experience have honed your skills and your will.
conversations.prefix: Experienced:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You draw power from your authority in the hospital.
conversations.prefix: Authority:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your hands are precision instruments, helping you conduct procedures with confidence.
conversations.prefix: Precise Hands:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your perception helps you identify symptoms, notice dangers, and spot lies.
conversations.prefix: Observant:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Arrogance can make you reckless or callous or cause you other troubles.
conversations.prefix: Arrogant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You just don’t have your act together, always coming off harried and messy.
conversations.prefix: Frazzled:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Medicine is no easy gig and you find all the details a chore to learn.
conversations.prefix: Slow Learner:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Med school costs a fortune and you don’t have a fortune with which to pay it back.
conversations.prefix: Deep Debts:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Maybe you wanted to be a great doctor once but now you’re lazy, maybe even careless.
conversations.prefix: Lazy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Too much is going on all the time between work and life. Your distractions cause problems.
conversations.prefix: Overwhelmed:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re still vulnerable to the hurt that all young doctors must learn to endure.
conversations.prefix: Naive:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your past actions have limited your authority in the hospital. Your status is in peril.
conversations.prefix: On Notice:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You just can’t seem to do everything right, day by day, no matter how hard you try.
conversations.prefix: Clumsy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No matter how hard you try, you just aren’t as perceptive as you feel a doctor should be.
conversations.prefix: Obtuse:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If you can just get through your residency and make it to your fellowship, that’s a win.
conversations.prefix: Finish Your Residency:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Don’t just do it, do it so well that they recognize your hard work.
conversations.prefix: Get A Letter of Recommendation:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your parents don’t think you can cut it as a doctor. Prove them wrong. Make them say it.
conversations.prefix: Prove Yourself to Your Parents:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You haven’t had a proper vacation in five years. This place falls apart without you.
conversations.prefix: Earn A Vacation:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If anyone finds out, your career could be ruined. You just need a little time to get clean.
conversations.prefix: Get Clean Before Anyone Finds Out You’re Not:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your boss is what’s wrong with this place. Reveal that so people know what you go through.
conversations.prefix: Reveal How Your Boss is a Jerk:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You had a plan and you’re falling behind. Get married in the next 24 months to salvage it.
conversations.prefix: Get Married Before You’re Thirty:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Maybe money will do it? Maybe adventure? Maybe sex? Maybe the right stranger?
conversations.prefix: Fill The Hole in Your Heart:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: See your name in the journals to prove that your theory is right.
conversations.prefix: Get Published:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can’t shake that one bad beat, the one lost patient. Why? How do you get over it?
conversations.prefix: Get Over It:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Diagnose this one patient so that they get better and everyone knows you can do it.
conversations.prefix: Mystery Diagnosis:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’re sure that this time is different. This is a rare, special case. Prove it.
conversations.prefix: I Hear Zebras:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can’t heal everyone but maybe you can improve someone’s life somehow still?
conversations.prefix: Bring Some Peace:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You owe debts. Consolidate, pay them off, or secure funding for more schooling.
conversations.prefix: Secure A Loan:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Is that so hard? Is that so damned hard?
conversations.prefix: Get A Patient to Say “Thank You”:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Can you really feel like a doctor if you haven’t brought someone back to life yet?
conversations.prefix: Resuscitate Someone:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Some of the top docs play a weekly poker game. Get in there and help your career if you can.
conversations.prefix: Get Invited to the Hospital Poker Game:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: That rep from the pharmaceutical company needs to be put in their place.
conversations.prefix: Humiliate That Rep:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: That rep from the pharmaceutical company sure is hot. Maybe a fling?
conversations.prefix: Romance That Rep:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Save this patient. Do what it takes. Get it right.
conversations.prefix: Save This Patient:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A shiny, sharp precision utensil.
conversations.prefix: Scalpel:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not quite the newest model of defibrillation technology but these have saved a lot of lives.
conversations.prefix: The Paddles:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A bag of blood, ready to use.
conversations.prefix: Blood Bag:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One dose of morphine in a single-serving container.
conversations.prefix: Ampule of Morphine:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It’s just a simple metal key labelled “Pharm.”
conversations.prefix: Key to the Pharmacy Cabinet:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Name, photo, position, and ID number on a simple alligator-clipped badge.
conversations.prefix: One Hospital ID Badge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A sugar pill with no medicinal effect.
conversations.prefix: A Placebo:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A new drug offered on trial by the manufacturer.
conversations.prefix: Pharmaceutical Sample:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A single, clean, sharp hypodermic syringe.
conversations.prefix: Hypodermic Needle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One dose of a strong sedative, regulated by the state.
conversations.prefix: Strong Sedative:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A shining example of 1980s design, usually brimming with sick and injured people.
conversations.prefix: ER Waiting Room:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Double doors lead out to the twin delivery spots where wagons can back up to the building.
conversations.prefix: ER Ambulance Bay:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Overflowing with documents and charts at all hours of the day. The phone’s usually ringing.
conversations.prefix: ER Reception Desk:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A tiled, yellow room loaded with life-saving equipment. Smells like antiseptic soap.
conversations.prefix: ER Trauma Room One:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A blue, linoleum-floored room with four beds separated by cheap curtains.
conversations.prefix: ER Curtain Room Two:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cramped and dark. This place smells like shampoo and sweat.
conversations.prefix: ER Locker Room:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Clean and bare and cold and quiet. Hear the lamps buzz.
conversations.prefix: Surgery Waiting Room:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This bright and shiny room is known for its slimy rubber floor mats.
conversations.prefix: Surgery Locker Room:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: State-of-the-art surgical suite with top-shelf equipment and a stereo system.
conversations.prefix: Surgical Suite One:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The food is, you know, but at least the decor is atrocious and the vibe is usually sad in here.
conversations.prefix: Hospital Cafeteria:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This patient, James, has been in a coma for 18 months. Maybe he’ll never come out of it.
conversations.prefix: The Long Sleep:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: An ampule of morphine is missing. If it’s not found, it’ll mean trouble.
conversations.prefix: The Lost Drug:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The ER suite is closed down until detectives can do their thing. Maybe you’ll notice something?
conversations.prefix: “This is now a crime scene.”:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’ve got to do your best — without sleep, without caffeine, without your drug of choice.
conversations.prefix: Go Without:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A fire’s broken out in the ER! Put it out before something volatile or precious is lost.
conversations.prefix: Fire in the ER:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: We have procedures, but one nick with a dirty needle and things go bad fast.
conversations.prefix: Biohazard:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Motor Vehicle Accident. Patient’s badly broken, non-responsive. Can you save them?
conversations.prefix: MVA:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gun-Shot Victim. Patient’s bleeding out, non-responsive. Can you save them?
conversations.prefix: GSV:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It’s ugly. This one’s probably not going to make it.
conversations.prefix: Person Vs Bus:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Patient’s non-responsive and fading fast. Stick to procedure or try something else?
conversations.prefix: Overdosed:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Head of the hospital’s board and former head of the ER. An impatient, old-fashioned man.
conversations.prefix: Dr. Jeffrey Cartwright:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The hospital’s favorite surgeon, subject of a magazine article earlier this year.
conversations.prefix: Dr. Elise DuPont:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Head of the hospital’s teaching program. Overworked but still eager. Fan of raunchy comedies.
conversations.prefix: Dr. Wu Jing:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ER doc beloved by patients and students as a teacher. Has a twin sister. Recently divorced.
conversations.prefix: Dr. Beatrice “BeeBee” Bell:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A fine paramedic smitten with one of the ER docs, though he won’t admit it.
conversations.prefix: Mike Martinez, EMT:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A risk-taking paramedic with almost ten years of experience. Usually the driver.
conversations.prefix: Caroline Goldsmith, EMT:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Construction worker brought into the ER after an accident with a power saw.
conversations.prefix: Luke MacCray:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Brought into the ER after a motor-vehicle accident (MVA) that killed her husband.
conversations.prefix: Delia Chambers:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A young boy brought into the ER when his parents found him huffing chemicals.
conversations.prefix: Walter Brown:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A local homeless man and hypochondriac who’s in the ER every couple of days.
conversations.prefix: Jerry Grimble:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: 11-year-old male admitted to E.R. one hour ago with a head injury and drastic personality change.
  
  Waiting in room: 3
conversations.prefix: Chart: Head injury:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: 42-year-old female admitted acute stomach pains and.... well... you'll find out when you get there.
  
  Waiting in room 9
conversations.prefix: Chart: Poisoning:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Male admitted to the ER three hours ago with severe stomach pains. Awaiting treatment in the trauma unit room 5
conversations.prefix: Chart: Stomach pains:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A simple metal key.  In the right hands, however, it could prove significant.
conversations.prefix: Key to Chief's office:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: 33-year-old male admitted to E.R. one hour ago.  You get like... ten of these a night.
  
  Waiting in room 30
conversations.prefix: Chart: Foreign Object in Rectum:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Patient was admitted into the ER one hour ago with four deep puncture wounds.  He's stable and waiting in the trauma unit room 13
conversations.prefix: Chart: 4 Punture wounds:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Mulla, dough, greenbacks ... Filthy lucre.  Especially filthy given its source.
conversations.prefix: Money:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The chart is shockingly devoid of information.  Patient is 34 years old and four months pregnant.  This should be pretty much routine but you can't help but get a really bad feeling about this.
conversations.prefix: Chart: Pregnancy Exam:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Yep, you figured out the tree...er...lovers affliction.  Use it right and big things could be in store for you.
conversations.prefix: Medical First!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Work can wait.  What you really need to start the day is to have someone's legs wrapped around your head in a supply closet.
conversations.prefix: Gonna Get some Booty:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Woman admitted thirty minutes ago complaining of insomnia, nervousness and insatiable sexual drive.  Started one week after she opened her new dance studio.
conversations.prefix: Hypersexual :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Okay, this is officially bullshit.  The 9-5er's always dump their leavings on third shift.  Screw work.  Time to make them pay!
conversations.prefix: Revenge of the Nightwalkers!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Male admitted three hours ago complaining of rash, nausea and constant itching.  Awaiting treatment in the trauma unit room 22
conversations.prefix: Chart: Severe allergic reaction:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This will keep you awake, jittery and a danger to you and everyone else for several hours.  Do not consume if your pregnant, may become pregnant, know anyone who's pregnant or was born from somebody who was, at one time, pregnant.
conversations.prefix: Energy Drink:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Somebody died on your watch.  It's bound to affect you for a few hours... you know... provided you still have a soul.
conversations.prefix: Death:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Male.  56.  Needs a routine physical before unspecified activity.  It's the unspecified part that makes one nervous.
conversations.prefix: Chart: Routine Physical:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Yep, you got it now.  It will probably go away on it's own, but it's going to affect you for a time.  Try not to pass it on to anyone else.
conversations.prefix: Butts!!!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Friends call her 'Sunset'.
  Okay last encounter didn't go well, but now you've got sympathy on your side.
conversations.prefix: Alex Davis:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nurse.  Attractive.  Likes to play elaborate pranks on doctors that hit on her.
  
  Currently eying Dr. Hart as a means to advance her own career.
conversations.prefix: Sadie:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Where old cases are dropped off and new ones are picked up.
conversations.prefix: Nurses Station:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Play any chart assets you are finished with here.
conversations.prefix: File the charts:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Room is a generous term.  This larger-then-average closet is one of the few places people can grab a few minutes of peace and quiet.
conversations.prefix: Employee Break Room:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You get the feeling that it's going to be like talking to a door, but you need to figure out what the hell happened.
conversations.prefix: Room 13: Goth Kids:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Actually... what would a perfectly well don crucifiction look like?  
conversations.prefix: Room 13: Botched Crucifiction:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: She wants you to help her punish her slave boy.  She promises to pay you well if you do.
conversations.prefix: Room 5: Medical Bondage:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's going to be complicated getting this kid off the cross and stitched up.  Also probably very messy.
conversations.prefix: OR 6: 2 Round Maneuver :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This was not what Dr. Hart was expecting.  
conversations.prefix: Nurses Station: Tiny Dancer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A man who has taken tree hugging to its logical conclusion.
conversations.prefix: Room 22: The Tree... Lover:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This shit is bad news.  You need to find a cure before things get... well more out of control.
conversations.prefix: OR 6: Beezulbub Elixir Chanel No 5.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The man's got wood.  Literally.  And it's spreading north from the tropics.
conversations.prefix: Room 22: Logjammer!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If you can figure out exactly what caused this man's root to suddenly sprout it could be huge for your career.  
conversations.prefix: Room 22: A medical first!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Step 1: Figure out what she licked that causes projectile vomiting.
  
  Step 2: Find a way to stop the obsession.
  
  Step 3: Profit!
conversations.prefix: Room 9: The licker:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Welp... that's a new one.  Great, now you have to disarm a missile before it launches into the Great Black hole.
conversations.prefix: Where no man has gone before:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The mouth on this kid!  You need to figure out what is wrong before you inflict another head injury.
conversations.prefix: Room 3: Yelling Kid:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A good place to duck into for the clandestine practice of medicine.  Might even find something interesting as well.
conversations.prefix: Chief of Medicine's office:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The patient is crashing and there's only one doctor around to save the patient.   Sort of doctor anyway.... 
conversations.prefix: Thrilling Heroics (Barry Wayne):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know it, you hate it.  You work it.
conversations.prefix: The Hosptial:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This chart is strangely revealing.  Male. 48 years old.  Dressed in full bondage gear.  Adult toy lodged in rectum.  These things aren't usually this revealing.  So what's the catch?
conversations.prefix: Chart: S&M accident:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: These might actually help Dr. Caine function.  On the other hand they did come from Dr. Hart so they could as easily turn him into a half-crazed frat-boy reject.
conversations.prefix: The Secret Stash:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: LETS DO ALL THE STUFF NOW AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER! SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
conversations.prefix: Brash:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Head of the Emergency Room and the Acute Trauma Unit, your job is too assist and observe doctors treating the very worst injuries you can imagine.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Authority
  
  Suggested Weakness: Overwhelmed
conversations.prefix: Head of Trauma:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You draw power from your authority in the hospital.
conversations.prefix: Authority:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Maybe you wanted to be a great doctor once but now you’re lazy, maybe even careless.
conversations.prefix: Lazy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your boss is what’s wrong with this place. Reveal that so people know what you go through.
conversations.prefix: Reveal How Your Boss is a Jerk:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re in your surgical residency and confronting new challenges each day.
  
conversations.prefix: Surgical Resident:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Daddy's money opens a lot of doors. It also makes a lot of bad situations go away. Lucky you.
conversations.prefix: Monied:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're basically just lucky nobody's taken the scalpel away yet.
conversations.prefix: Borderline Incompetent:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: If you can just get through your residency and make it to your fellowship, that’s a win.
conversations.prefix: Finish Your Residency:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're not sure if your ER fellowship was granted to you because you nailed your residency or because the Chief wants to see if you will break.
  
  ...
  
  Suggested Strength: Well Educated
  
  Suggested Weakness: On Notice
conversations.prefix: ER Fellow:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One of the few in your Ivy League medical school class that didn't need Daddy's money to pay your way. You know pretty much every disease and diagnosis there is, no matter how obscure. 
conversations.prefix: Really smart:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your inability to sleep, really, at all, makes you a walking time bomb. It's only a matter of time before your tenuous grip with sanity snaps.
conversations.prefix: Insomniac:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You should have known the college girl had Autophagia. Instead she stole your scissors, cut and ate pieces of herself, and bled to death while you were napping. Now she appears every time you close your eyes, mocking you with your failure.
conversations.prefix: Get Over It:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your psychiatrist says you have PTSD. Your dad says you need to get over yourself. You should probably trust the psychiatrist. He wasn't drinking his third beer, when he made *his* assessment.
conversations.prefix: Damaged:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Yes, you are a male nurse...No, there is nothing funny about being a male nurse. And no...you are not gay or a trannie. You're JUST a male nurse.
conversations.prefix: Murse:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've been here a long time. And it has honed your skills and your will. Even Third Shift only makes you throw up once per night instead of five times.
conversations.prefix: Experienced:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're the class clown, the goof. You have a slight problem with authority, but will always find something fun to poke at even in the grimmest of times.
conversations.prefix: Trouble Maker:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your parents don’t think you can cut it as a doctor, let alone a nurse, hell the only reason you were paid through medical school was because they lost a bet. Prove them wrong. Make them say it.
conversations.prefix: Prove Yourself to Your Parents:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have a witty comeback for everything, don't you? Must be a doctor thing.
conversations.prefix: Whip smart:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Most of the time, you act without thinking. But sometimes, you do things so stupid that they somehow actually end up helping than hindering. Go figure.
conversations.prefix: Stupidity As An Asset:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When the chips are down...make something up.
conversations.prefix: Improvisation:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You may know what you're talking about, but nobody else does. Either through Jargain or by simply being flustered or mumbling, nobody quite knows what you're saying.
conversations.prefix: Indecipherable:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: With an ability to adapt to your circumstances and roll with events, your quick thinking may just slay the Anal Demon, if you can  do something with those damned Oompa Loompas! 
conversations.prefix: Quick Thinking:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cutting people open is all well and good, but you best not be getting your blood on my Burberry check sport shirt!
conversations.prefix: Diva:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: you know a lot of obscure, usually useless trivia about a lot of subjects. This time though, it's actually useful. 
conversations.prefix: nerdy knowledge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're like a 16 year old girl on Facebook; must tell everyone everything and add #yolo at the end. God forbid you're ever captured by terrorists.
conversations.prefix: Worst Secret Keeper Ever:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: If you hadn't become a doctor, you could have made a shit ton more money as a computer programmer. Instead, you're overworked, underpaid, and your nerdiness knows no bounds. 
conversations.prefix: Coulda Been a Hacker:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sometimes a rare event will get you waxing nostalgic and you could go on all day about what you remember, instead of focusing on the job. 
conversations.prefix: fanboy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The lack of concern and competence is troubling in this hospital. Time to get revenge on those who aren't holding up the hipocratic oath as they should.
conversations.prefix: revenge on the incompetent:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your insomniac, desperate mind has you searching high and low for a fix to end the sleeplessness. You are quite willing to try ANYTHING to help you stay awake. 
conversations.prefix: Needs A Fix: