conversations.from: system
conversations.value: There was a sign in the café window, down near the bottom, as though whoever put it there didn't really want it to get much attention:
  
  *Help Wanted*
  
  *Looking for interested "persons" to*   
  *work at our busy downtown location.*   
  
  *No experience required, will train.*   
  
  *Accepting applications from all walks*  
  *of life (or unlife! We don't discriminate*  
  *at Café Pandemonia). Please apply in*   
  *person, ask for Bill.*
  
  The ghost behind the counter levelled a glare on you that was both bored and contemptuous when you brought your resume in before he drifted through a wall to see if Bill had time to see you.  
  
  You were not prepared to be greeted by the lumbering goat demon that emerged from around the corner. The human clientele doesn't seem to react to his appearance... the non-magical only ever see what they expect to see. As Bill smiled at you and reached for your application, you longed to be one of those unmagical sheeple. 
  
  But a job's a job, and beggars can't be choosers, right?  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have a better chance at getting a raise.
conversations.prefix: Get a Promotion:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Good luck with that, buddy. You may deserve it, but that usually means Jack and Squat around here.
conversations.prefix: Get a Raise:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This job is slightly more bearable when your coworkers know what they're doing.
conversations.prefix: Showing the Ropes:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You could help train the newb. 
  
  Or you could be an asshole.
conversations.prefix: Showing the Ropes. Literally.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tie a string to your finger for rememberance, crochet a fancy hat, create a tether to the mortal plane so you can find your way back. 
  
  Whichever.
conversations.prefix: Balls of Yarn:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tie a string to your finger for rememberance, crochet a fancy hat, create a tether to the mortal plane so you can find your way back. 
  
  Whichever.
conversations.prefix: Balls of Yarn:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All you need are a couple of sleeves each of cups and lids.
  
  Should be simple right?
conversations.prefix: AJ finds what Nikki asked for. (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Use this card to spin a neutral outcome in a direction I didn't account for. The character should be invested in the outcome. 
  
  Try not to be *too* crazy.
conversations.prefix: Fucks to Give :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Use this card to spin a neutral outcome in a direction I didn't account for. The character should only be looking out for themself.
  
  Try not to be *too* crazy.
conversations.prefix: No Fucks to Give:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Be careful what you wish for. 
  
  The only way to get it off you is to make your wishes. 
conversations.prefix: Monkey's Paw:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Prevent zombie bites from killing you and turning you into a zombie! 
  
  *Side effects may include headaches, nausea, sluggish thinking, and in extreme cases rampant hunger. 
  
  Patent Pending
conversations.prefix: Zombipen:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've got a job to learn so, you know. Learn it.
conversations.prefix: Learn the Ropes:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Not one, but *two* demon princes of hell have now expressed interest in the health of this stupid plant. 
  
  It's not dying on your watch.
  
conversations.prefix: Take good care of Brains:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Tie a string to your finger for rememberance, crochet a fancy hat, create a tether to the mortal plane so you can find your way back. 
  
  Whichever.
conversations.prefix: Balls of Yarn:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What it says on the tin. 
  Tools.
conversations.prefix: Tools:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What it says on the tin. 
  
  Also, the wrap is see through. No surprises here.
conversations.prefix: Sleeve of cups:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A handy, illustrated guide to Pandemonia's drink recipes and procedures.
conversations.prefix: Barista Guide:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: stupidgoddamnedmotherfuckinglidsandtheirgoddamnedstupidfuckingevasivemaneuvering. 
conversations.prefix: The Damned Lids:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It seems important to him, so it's important to you. You're gonna nurture this stupid thing like it's your first born.
conversations.prefix: Take Good Care of Bill's Plant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Just how did the window get broken? You tell me.
conversations.prefix: Describe "the incident":
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can't be sure of what they're ordering, because it's clear *they* aren't sure of what they're ordering.
conversations.prefix: The Yoga Ladies:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your ire doesn't need any raising, you already keep it on a pedestal.
conversations.prefix: Hair Trigger Temper:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're clear headed. And physically able to manipulate things that have mass.
conversations.prefix: Solid Thinking:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dude, you aren't even opaque. How do you expect to do *anything*?
conversations.prefix: Wispy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Corpses are bad for business, guy.
conversations.prefix: Hide the Bodies:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Karaoke is bad enough when everyone is drunk. Café Pandemonia does not have a liquor license, so.
conversations.prefix: Karaoke Night:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You plan on moving on up in the world. Good luck getting out of this hell hole.
conversations.prefix: Improve Your Lot:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is *not* code for "slam your fists into poets night", so hop right off that train of thought, mmmkay?
conversations.prefix: Slam Poetry Night:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Just like it sounds. If you're *really* lucky, maybe someone will help you hide the body, too.
conversations.prefix: Get Away With Murder:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cars are crazy, man. People could die out here.
conversations.prefix: The Parking Lot:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Probably wouldn't pass a Health and Safety audit, but then a Health and Safety auditor probably wouldn't get past the front door in one piece anyway.
conversations.prefix: The Kitchen:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Plural: Druden. A nightmare spirit. You might be one of the only people happy to be working here.
conversations.prefix: Drude:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Maybe you knew what this place was when you applied. Maybe you didn't. 
  
  Either way, it doesn't matter. You've got rent to pay. For better or (more likely) worse, you're here.
conversations.prefix: Human:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's never pretty, and you're never prepared.
conversations.prefix: The Restrooms:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This is where Bill makes the schedules, puts the orders in, counts the cash, and feasts on the lipid-rich souls of gluttons (but only on lunch breaks).
conversations.prefix: The Office:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The main area. If we need to explain this, you shouldn't be working here.
conversations.prefix: The Café:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's a nice outdoor patio for you to clean.
conversations.prefix: The Courtyard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Don't get lost. We won't come find you.
conversations.prefix: The Back Room:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What's up here is anybody's best guess. Even the ghosts can't be sure of what they've seen here.
conversations.prefix: The Second Storey:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: He goes by Bill. 
  He's running the joint. 
  He doesn't have a good side, so don't worry about getting on it.
conversations.prefix: The Demon Prince of Gluttony Beelzebub:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Keep your flaky flesh from falling in the foam, freak.
conversations.prefix: Ghoul:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Music to murder the customers to. Except try not to murder the customers.
conversations.prefix: Fedora & Feline:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's no power. People still want their coffee. Steam that milk with your breath, crush the ice with your bare hands.
conversations.prefix: Power Outage:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are responsible for covering your own shifts if you can't make it into work, regardless of the phase of the moon. Got it?
conversations.prefix: Lycanthrope:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Uh... guys? When did the plant start talking? And... it looks... hungry? Can a plant look hungry?
conversations.prefix: Braaains the Arabica:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can't make drinks. 
  
  You can't operate the register. 
  
  You can't hold a cloth. 
  
  We're not really sure why you're even here,  and we sure as hell aren't paying you, either.
conversations.prefix: Ghost:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are being punished.
  
  Literally.
  
  Sisyphus had rocks. You get customer service. 
  
  [narrator's note: Dead, Undead, and Immortals only for this nature, please; let me know in either your character bio or the comment to narrator ]
conversations.prefix: Lifer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No one knows how you came by it, but everyone is sure glad you have it.
conversations.prefix: Patience:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The trick is to be so good at your job that you don't actually have to talk to a customer.
conversations.prefix: Coffee Ninja:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's a lot of shit to know, and man, do you know it.
conversations.prefix: Product Knowledge:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You hate your job, your life, and especially the customer in front of you. But they'll never know it.
conversations.prefix: Convincing Fake Smile:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Haven't killed anyone yet!
conversations.prefix: Restraint:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're being paid to wait* but that doesn't mean you can stand having to wait. 
  
  *Unless you aren't being paid to wait. Still can't standing having to wait, though.
conversations.prefix: Impatient:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Try not to feast on the customers, and we'll try not to make fun of your lack of a tan.
conversations.prefix: Bloodsucker:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You might think it's the most normal thing in the world for a café to have a coffee plant in their window. 
  
  S'pose it depends on which world we're talking about, yeah?
conversations.prefix: Brains' Emotional Discovery:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bill's ever-present left-hand woman. She might be Café Pandemonia's supervisor. She's probably the supervisor. 
  Or something.
conversations.prefix: Cambi:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's more than one way to skin a cat, and you're going to figure out the pros and cons of each one before committing to a course of action.
conversations.prefix: Over-thinking:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You will manipulate, bend, and flat out break the rules (and people) to get your way.
conversations.prefix: Scheming:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's not your fault Bill didn't train you properly. He's probably still going to yell at you for it, though.
conversations.prefix: Poorly Trained:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Good luck with that, buddy. You may deserve it, but that usually means Jack and Squat around here.
conversations.prefix: Get a Raise:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can't afford to lose this job.
conversations.prefix: Don't Get Fired:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can't quit, but maybe you can get tossed. 
  
  [narrator's note: please edit this card to say why you can't quit]
conversations.prefix: Get Fired:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It doesn't hurt to have a dream.
conversations.prefix: Get a Promotion:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're looking for The One. Here? Your standards must be pretty low.
conversations.prefix: Twue Wuv:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's Christmas time bitches. Time to act like that means something.
conversations.prefix: Staff Party:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Café Pandemonia's top brass are stopping by. 
  
  Gulp.
conversations.prefix: Visit from Head Office:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Goes by Moe.
conversations.prefix: The Demon Prince of Lust Asmodeus:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: These two are seriously holding up this joint?
conversations.prefix: Hold Up!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: "Lou"
conversations.prefix: The Demon Prince of Pride Lucifer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dragon, head of accounting, part owner of Café Pandemonia.
  
  Goes by "Ava".
conversations.prefix: The Demon Prince of Greed Mammon:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Levi for short.
conversations.prefix: Demon Prince of Envy Leviathan:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Will answer to his full title, Aamon, or Ira. 
  
  Will visit unholy torment upon you if you refer to him as "Aaron".
conversations.prefix: Demon Prince of Wrath Aamon:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: She goes by Ace, like that Doctor Who companion.
conversations.prefix: Demon Prince of Sloth Belphegor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The back room is endless. Don't be the latest employee to go missing down here.
conversations.prefix: Don't Lose Your Way:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sampling that Cuban Santos, generously over-punching loyalty cards, all in order to lure people inside. 
conversations.prefix: Deacon's Sample Scheme:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nikki just designed a tea to soothe the inner beast. Drum up your target audience for this good stuff. And give it a name, while you're at it.
conversations.prefix: Nikki's Wolfy Tea:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Takes ten minutes to order. Every. Time. Despite never changing her order. And her hoarde of snot-nosed children seems to expand with every visit. She's either kidnapping or cloning those suckers.
conversations.prefix: Annalise:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Third new staff member in one day. Let's mingle (under the orders of the Demon Prince of Avarice)! 
conversations.prefix: Introductions! :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Not one, but *two* demon princes of hell have now expressed interest in the health of this stupid plant. 
  
  Seems like an easy way to ingratiate yourself with management.
  
conversations.prefix: Take good care of Brains:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not one, but *two* demon princes of hell have now expressed interest in the health of this stupid plant. 
  
  Which means *its* health has just become vital to *your* health.
  
conversations.prefix: Take good care of Brains:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You missed a lot while you were storing those monster children, it would seem. 
conversations.prefix: AJ: Catching Up on Current Events:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The remains of both Fiammetta and Lorelei's human form need tidying up. Noone's said anything yet, but surely someone eventually will. 
conversations.prefix: Cleaning! :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: She turned up for work, and well. She's working.
  
  Or being worked. 
  
  Whichever way you want to think of it.
conversations.prefix: Betspresso Machine:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What did Deacon and Deryn do all night, anyway? Discuss, speculate, recollect. Whatever. 
conversations.prefix: Solve the Mystery! :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The fact you don't want to do it does not negate the fact it needs to be done. 
conversations.prefix: Prepare for open:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stacks everything awkwardly, takes three times longer than necessary, thinks he's a world class comedian.                   
  (He's not).
conversations.prefix: The Delivery Guy You Hate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Difficult to tell if he'll still be any good at his job after today.
conversations.prefix: Fred, the nommable delivery guy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Temperamental.
  Vindictive.
  Cursed.
  
  It's no wonder Deacon loves her.
conversations.prefix: Fiammetta:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's about time the thing was fixed. 
  
  Guess bitching at Ava worked.
conversations.prefix: Window repair! :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The band may be Feline Minus Fedora, but the crowd expects a performance, so you'd better make sure they get one.
conversations.prefix: The Show Must Go On!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Café Pandemonia is teeming with the kind of people that actively seek out religious musical acts playing in coffee shops.
  
  Be polite! 
conversations.prefix: Religious Hipsters:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Still don't know if it's THE redhead. And she's still here. 
  
  Why?
conversations.prefix: The Redhead. :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Need a rock?
  
  We got some rocks, yo.
conversations.prefix: Box of Rocks:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: And not a single functional pair among them.
conversations.prefix: Old leather boots:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All you need are a couple of sleeves each of cups and lids.
  
  Should be simple right?
conversations.prefix: AJ finds what Nikki asked for.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Do you know how hard demon blood is to get out of these worksafe mats? 
conversations.prefix: Dude, You're Bleeding:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your prime resource for out-of-date dollmaking information! 
conversations.prefix: Dollmaking Book:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: How long does it take y'all to remember AJ is in the storage room?
conversations.prefix: Where is AJ anyway?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Once more, with drugged goblin spawn! 
  
  Get them stored, then get back to work.
conversations.prefix: AJ: Storage Room Adventures, Round 2:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Between you and the witchy espresso machine, surely you can produce something drinkable. 
  
  Right?
conversations.prefix: Self-Taught Barista:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: 3 of the larger goons were left behind. 
  
  They're still asleep thanks to Deacon's Special Hot Chocolates, but how long can that last? 
conversations.prefix: Annalise's Gut Goblins:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: AJ wants out. Lorelei wants to get AJ out. 
  
  Something *else* wants out, too.
conversations.prefix: Escaping the storage room:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Lorelei has been abandoned in the storage room when she was a newb at Pandemonia. What happened?
conversations.prefix: Lorelei: Tell us the tale! :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You caused a scene, Bill moved you to his office to deal with it. 
  
  He never said he'd *come back*. 
conversations.prefix: Chauncey: Waiting in the Office:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: How was your night after your dramatic exit? 
conversations.prefix: Lorelei: After the Wolf:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bill caught you not working multiple times yesterday, and had you stay late to close the café. 
conversations.prefix: Archie: Night Cleaning:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You managed to convince Bill to let you have a night off. 
  
  What did you get up to? 
conversations.prefix: Deacon: Night Off:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Do you try to leave again? Do you help AJ in the basement, or Archie with the cleaning? Do you stew in misery at the unfairness of it all?
conversations.prefix: Deryn: 2nd Night In:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You volunteered to watch Annalise's drugged goons overnight. How did that go?
conversations.prefix: AJ: Goblin Sitting in Storage:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Run of the mill reporting on local sports teams, city council politics, missing persons, murders in the night, and a cheesecake recipe.
conversations.prefix: Bring in the Weekend Edition:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: but remember: Archie doesn't feel he's in need of rescuing.
conversations.prefix: Save Nommable Archie from Komodo Greg:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: How did he get into the store room?
  How long was he down there?
  Was he always a Komodo Dragon? Or was he a person?
  Customer or employee?
conversations.prefix: Komodo Greg:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Any minute now, customers! 
  
  How fast can you make this place presentable? 
  
  (there's the mess the goblins made as well as the mess Komodo Greg and Archie made to consider)
conversations.prefix: A quick cleaning! (Gore):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ... or fall to pieces.  
  
  Either/or.
conversations.prefix: Archie: Keep it Together:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Any minute now, customers! 
  
  How fast can you make this place presentable? 
  
  (there's the mess the goblins made as well as the mess Komodo Greg and Archie made to consider)
conversations.prefix: A quick cleaning! (Fort):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What do you intend to do about it? 
conversations.prefix: Deacon: You Have a Dragon on a Leash:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The full moon is rising in about three hours, and you are just itching to get out of here. 
conversations.prefix: Nikki: Wolf Moon:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The full moon is rising in about five hours, and you can feel it. 
conversations.prefix: Lorelei: Wolf Moon:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've been cursed less than 24 hours, and it's already been too long. 
  
  You'll do anything to get out of doing anything. 
conversations.prefix: Deryn: Avoidance:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have a lot of problems, man. 
  
  You can't hug it out, so talking it out is the next best thing.
conversations.prefix: Chauncey: Talk About Your Feelings:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: She's on the schedule. 
  
  Does she show up? 
  
  
conversations.prefix: Betsy: Where Are You?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Desilva's people return to remove the "art". 
conversations.prefix: Expresso Exodus:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Right. 
  
  The real reason you're all here. 
conversations.prefix: Customers:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: If you're going to be dead, you might as well not be bored.
conversations.prefix: Have Fun:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: To hell with Tinkerbell - real fairy lore is a lot darker and more twisted than most people realize. Beautiful, monstrous, or somewhere in between, you're an otherworldly trickster.
conversations.prefix: Fae:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's something about you that makes people want to confide in you, to tell you all their troubles - and sometimes their secrets. What you do with those is up to you.
conversations.prefix: Bartender's gift:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You will manipulate, bend, and flat out break the rules (and people) to get your way.
conversations.prefix: Scheming:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're not really here for the job, or even the coffee. The customers are more your idea of a quick energy boost... or a nice light snack.
conversations.prefix: Find Prey:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Keep your flaky flesh from falling in the foam, freak.
conversations.prefix: Zombie:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ask a stupid question...get a really detailed explanation of why you are an idiot.
conversations.prefix: I Pity the Fool:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You see the weakness in everything and can point it out to devastating effect.
conversations.prefix: Cynical Eye:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Am I dead? Alive? Does it even matter? I feel like crap, you might as well too.
conversations.prefix: Misery Loves Company.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can't quit, but maybe you can get tossed. 
  
  Naturally, those who decided your punishment aren't going to make it *that* easy.
conversations.prefix: Get Fired:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can't quit, but maybe you can get tossed. 
  
  Deryn was cursed to create Latte art to the best of her ability until such time as her employer no longer had need of her services.
  
  Unfortunately for her, the best of her ability is very good indeed.
conversations.prefix: Get Fired:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Try not to curse EVERY customer that walks in the door. Just the ones that don't tip.
conversations.prefix: Witch:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Because the cops are going to investigate if too many heads explode, just sayin'.
conversations.prefix: Control, control! You must learn control!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Supernatural orphans have supernatural parents. And where better to find information about them than at a cafe frequented by the supernatural?
conversations.prefix: Are You My Mommy?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are responsible for covering your own shifts if you can't make it into work, regardless of the phase of the moon. Got it?
conversations.prefix: Lycanthrope:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No one knows how you came by it, but everyone is sure glad you have it.
conversations.prefix: Patience:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's more than one way to skin a cat, and you're going to figure out the pros and cons of each one before committing to a course of action.
conversations.prefix: Over-thinking:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have a vengeful streak.
  And don't even get started on that recipe for the extra hot soy DIE latte recipe you've been working on in case that special someone ever shows their face in here.
conversations.prefix: Sweet Revenge:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Protect the pack.
conversations.prefix: Loyalty:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're still new at this,  so you can't always control the Change.  Oops.
conversations.prefix: Unstable Powers:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clumsy is clumsy, but shambling takes your gracelessness to a whole other level.
conversations.prefix: Shambling:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your espresso skills are nothing short of legendary. Too bad you're also a demonic a**hole.    
conversations.prefix: One Hell of a Barista:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sometimes they need to learn to lighten up.  Sometimes you need a punch in the larynx.  
conversations.prefix: Dreadful Tease:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You'll do whatever it takes to succeed.  Nothing's going to stop you! 
conversations.prefix: Determination:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: They say curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back.
conversations.prefix: Curiosity:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You hate children and they hate you. Infants burst into tears at the sight of you, and every word out of your mouth only makes things worse. Which is fine by you.
conversations.prefix: World's Worst Babysitter:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's nothing that shuts up screaming kids better than magic tricks and giving them money.
  
  So, yeah, bribery.
conversations.prefix: My Powerful Magic Has Found a Coin in Your Ear:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Some doesn't want to be here today.
conversations.prefix: Grumpy Panda:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Desperate times call for desperate measures. Let's just hope you don't end up losing what's really important in the bargain.
conversations.prefix: Desperate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Observant? Or just spending too much time gazing out the window, dreaming of freedom?
conversations.prefix: Observant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Umm... I'm sorry about that.  I really, uh, umm... sorry?
conversations.prefix: Socially and Physically Awkward:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Unusual brute strength.
  
  You're a force to be reckoned with, especially on the full moon.
conversations.prefix: One Tough Bitch.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Which is currently greener? The grass on the other side of the fence...or the eye of the beholder?
conversations.prefix: Envy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've got about five minutes to get the place in order. 
  
  Six if you think you can get it past Bill. 
conversations.prefix: Mad dash to open:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Colloquially known as "unlocking the door"
  
  
  *Could be masses. Could just be a couple of dudes. Whichever. 
conversations.prefix: Let In The Masses*:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're observant, circumspect, shrewd. 
  
  Bare bones?  You might just dig those up. 
  
  
conversations.prefix: Discerning:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You take care of your own.  Whatever that takes. 
conversations.prefix: Protective:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's not exactly a 9-to-5 type of job, and there are no retirement benefits.  Some say there's no retirement....
conversations.prefix: Can you really quit monster-hunting?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I've scooped scarier shit than you out of my cat's litterbox, punk.
conversations.prefix: You Don't Know What I've Seen:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I will love him and pet him and squeeze him and call him George.
conversations.prefix: Philotherian:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's time to do some bad, bad things.
conversations.prefix: Feed the Demon:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Some people just have a way of getting under your skin. Deacon has twenty.
conversations.prefix: "Temptation Specialist":
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Uh oh. Is someone having a *wicked* good time?  
  
  NOPE.
conversations.prefix: Buzz Kill:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wow, for a second there it looked like you were really going to kill that guy. ...You weren't really going to kill that guy, were you? ...Deacon?
conversations.prefix: Intimidating:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Why solve a problem when you can bang your head against it until you can't feel feelings anymore?
conversations.prefix: Stubborn as Hell:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You don't come up with a lot of ideas on your own, so it's easier to just go along with what other people suggest. Really, you're just very easily influenced.
conversations.prefix: Follower:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your world view is vastly different from my own and for that you must pay.
conversations.prefix: Intolerant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Compassion, guilt, and all other human emotions wither and die in your wake. Your heart is probably a chunk of coal at this point... if it even still exists.
conversations.prefix: Cold-Blooded:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When it's time to knuckle down, you're all knuckles. 
  
conversations.prefix: Get Shit Done:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bill's eager to see his favorite “compulsory employee” brought low again. Don't give him the satisfaction. Or at the very least, see how long you can hold out.
  
conversations.prefix: Resist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Two panes of glass to replace means twice the fun, right?
conversations.prefix: Window repair, take 2! :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: So she got showered with glass shards first thing in the morning. 
  
  Is that a real reason to kick up such a fuss?
conversations.prefix: Tense Lady:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oh good. Police.
  
  Just what every demon owned and operated business with highly questionable policies and standards wants hanging around their establishment.
conversations.prefix: Anderson and Russell:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: These good detectives are just here to go over some files and drink some bean guts. 
  
  Or so it would seem.
conversations.prefix: Anderson and Russell (dropping eaves):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your inner-censor is not doing so great a job, so you've been provided one via latin-based magicks! So long as you have some of these babies in your hand, what you mean to say and what you actually say are likely to be at odds with one another. 
  
  
conversations.prefix: Vocem Defaecavii:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is several steps below rocket science. 
  
  Like. 
  
  At least two.
conversations.prefix: Napkin retrieval:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: She's polite, and sweet, and if you're particularly observant, you can make out the Parasol Technologies Logo on the ID badge poking out of her pocket.
conversations.prefix: Angelica Moss:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Some... compatriots saw Deacon's foray into Christian Folk Rock on social media. 
  
  They're drop in for a "friendly" hello.
conversations.prefix: "Friends":
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Like I can come up with something clever for all of these cards. They're fucking napkins.
conversations.prefix: napkins:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Creepy, covered in dust. 
  
  Just like everything else down here. 
conversations.prefix: Corn Husk Doll:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: An employee manual.
  
  Published 1836
  
  In Arabic.
conversations.prefix: Pandemonia Interdimensional :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There are several pieces missing from the set, but they're pretty. 
  
  And they glow. Which is awesome?
conversations.prefix: Old runes:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: or
  
  Keeper's Finders. 
conversations.prefix: Finders Keepers:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Or
  
  Keeper's Finders
conversations.prefix: Finders Keepers:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Have you been down here long enough yet?
conversations.prefix: Moving along:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Don't any of these people have better places to be?
conversations.prefix: Always with the Customers:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All you think you know for sure is that she's a vampire, and she must be very old, because she's walking about in daylight hours like it's no big.
conversations.prefix: Clementine:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A vampire. Clearly old. 
  
  You're pretty sure he threw someone through a window once, or something.
conversations.prefix: Lionel:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No really. 
  
  Like.
  
  What are you doing?
conversations.prefix: What do you think you're doing?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It never ends. There's all the glass. There's Lionel's wreckage. There's all the stealthily disposed of cups of "coffee". 
conversations.prefix: Cleaning is (un)life!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It never ends. There's all the glass. There's Lionel's wreckage. There's all the stealthily disposed of cups of "coffee". 
conversations.prefix: Cleaning is (un)life!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Do you know how hard demon blood is to get out of these worksafe mats? 
  
  
conversations.prefix: L&D: Dude, You're Bleeding (again):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Right. 
  
  The real reason you're all here. 
conversations.prefix: Raz: Deal with the customers:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There are many more discreet ways for you to get what you want. Sometimes you even use them.
conversations.prefix: Subtle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: We are a normal earth person. We had a mother and a water... weather... feather... father,  yes. Father, like every other normal human earth person. We are normal.
conversations.prefix: "Human":
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: We are the humaniest human to ever human the human world.
conversations.prefix: Human:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: We are the humaniest human to ever human the human plane. 
conversations.prefix: Human:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: om
  omnom
  omnomsniffnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomgrowlnomomnomnomhisssssssssnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomgulp
  burp
conversations.prefix: Humaaaanuuungry:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anythings.
conversations.prefix: Multitasking:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Whether or not it’s the truth (or wise), you’re pretty good at seeming sincere when you want to be, or have to be. Making people believe you mean what you say is a talent. Especially for you, you freaking liar.
conversations.prefix: Convincing:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're  (quite literally) falling apart. It's well past time for you to start picking up the pieces and start living your afterlife.
conversations.prefix: Pull Yourself Together, Man!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Perhaps the true secret to happiness is accepting your circumstances in *life* and learning to make the most of it
conversations.prefix: Happy?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Why all the doom and gloom types around here? Come, listen to the Music of the Spheres and reach out to touch the Animus of the Universe!
  
  She's totally chill, it's cool.
conversations.prefix: Celestial:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your divine charisma can inspire awe and even worship in others. So... customer service or marketing then? 
conversations.prefix: Radiant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ok, so those others who started existance with corporeal bodies must not find this novel, but Holy Cow are physical sensations amazing! And distracting! So very distracting...
conversations.prefix: Hedonist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's not that you are shirking your duty, so much as... just not getting around to it. It's on the list, really. Any decade now. 
  
  Promise. 
conversations.prefix: Avoid the Ineffable:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: 
  Outside of your pay grade
   
  Outside of your willingness to deal with
  
conversations.prefix: NOPE:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: In addition to being the IWIN button for Scrabble, this is the magic of giving life to that which has none. The Breath of the Divine Spark upon the Inanimate. 
conversations.prefix: Transubstantiation:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Shit can get pretty real around here. Good thing you’re getting better at snapping back.
  
conversations.prefix: Resilience:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's not that you aren't a do-er, it's just that sometimes you gotta talk things out before, right? Get the feelings sorted, have a real understanding of things.
conversations.prefix: Talker:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: They say irrational thoughts lead to new experiences...
conversations.prefix: Irrational: