conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Whether you’re an intern, a wage slave or middle management; life at NecronimiCOM is a soul grind.  Just the other day, Doug in R&D went missing after failing to run the spell check on an important document.  People are still uncertain whether it was his boss or the result of the poorly executed incantation that got him.  Do you have what it takes to be promoted… or even just survive the workday?
  
  **Narrator Notes**
  This is intended to be a darkly comedic blend of Office Space, Dilbert and the Cthulhu Mythos.  Bring your work angst and vent it all here in this dark and exaggerated look at corporate life.
  
  *DISCLAIMER:*  This game will assuredly contain mature themes, violence and more than a few good laughs.  Join at your own risk.
  
  I plan to allow a few days for character submissions before we get started (probably 6 characters max, possibly more depending on how good the concepts are).  The more unique the better.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Socialize, offer assistance or just plain shmooze.  The way to get things done is to spread your influence.
conversations.prefix: Network like a Pro:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You don't need to be micromanaged or integrated.  You just want everyone to understand that you could get much more done if they just left you to it.
conversations.prefix: Left to your own devices:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Socialize, offer assistance or just plain shmooze.  The way to get things done is to spread your influence.
conversations.prefix: Network like a Pro (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Keziah's personal assistant and pet.  He's handy for interoffice mail, running errands and general eavesdropping.
conversations.prefix: Brown Jenkin:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Whether you're looking for coffee, soda, snacks or gossip; they can all be found here.
conversations.prefix: Break Room (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A particularly useful tool, especially when dealing with accursed tech.
conversations.prefix: Hex Wrench Ring:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: …but it can be manipulated to tell the story you want to portray.
conversations.prefix: Data Doesn't Lie:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Turn this debacle around to your advantage.
conversations.prefix: To your advantage:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Take a step toward achieving your happiness, even if it is a fumbling step.
conversations.prefix: Happily ever after (for now):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Amongst all of the weirdness hides the information you need to crack the Fliss enigma.
conversations.prefix: Decode the situation:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: **[Danni]**  She appeared as a result of the spell of what Lavinia Whateley most fears.  Now, she claims that she is Danni's assistant.
conversations.prefix: Shona MacGurath:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's amazing what you can find when a person doesn't know how to clear their cache.
conversations.prefix: Blackmail Files:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Even if only spoken mentally, the buzzing connection was still open, and the pact was formed.  Feel free to call on Fliss to assist you when you need it.
conversations.prefix: Fliss owes you one:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: MacGyver will wish he was as resourceful as you.
conversations.prefix: Be Resourceful:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A particularly handy tool, especially when dealing with accursed tech.
conversations.prefix: Hex Wrench Ring:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A gift from a very gifted musician.  Playing it has very interesting effects, but it also has a tendency to leave the player's fingertips bleeding.
conversations.prefix: Viol from Erich Zann:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know the kind that comes from beans collected from monkey feces?  Well, this is similar but there may have been a coffee monster involved.
conversations.prefix: Especially Gourmet Coffee:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Are they really brown?  Or are they redeemable for brownies?  No one knows for certain, but they are legal tender with management.
conversations.prefix: Brownie Points:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If something is needed or would be helpful, you have access to it, even if it is just a helpful bit of advice.
conversations.prefix: Keys to the  Office:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Status symbols, important people you know, expensive fashion, it's all meant to be shared.
conversations.prefix: Flaunt It:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don’t need to be micromanaged or integrated. You just want everyone to understand that you could get much more done if they just left you to it.
conversations.prefix: Left to your own devices:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Constructed from lines of code and other worldly energies.
conversations.prefix: Imp Office Assistant:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oh what a tangled web we weave… tangled or not, as long as it's your web that people get caught in is all that matters.
conversations.prefix: Weave your web:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's something fishy about Dee, and Meg is all abuzz about it.
conversations.prefix: Dirt on Dee:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There is so much information available.  You just need the time and resources to sift through it.  Whether you use it for the betterment of the company or your own personal gain, you'll know soon enough.
conversations.prefix: Slice and Dice:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Everyone likes free food because… donuts.
conversations.prefix: Donuts!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The twisted paths that the corporate ladder takes in a place founded on non-Euclidian geometry is enough to melt anyone's brain.  But you're going to do it.
conversations.prefix: Claw your way up the ranks:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Formulas and calculations that take you to such heights that your nose will bleed.
conversations.prefix: Mind Bending Math:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Events have been set in motion, but you are at a slight advantage given that you have information that your opponent lacks.  Use it to your advantage.
conversations.prefix: Cat and Hound:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's something different about this All Hands meeting.  For those who have attended them in the past, there's an odd current in the air that promises big changes.
conversations.prefix: How will it end?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Math is not hard.  Math is logical. Numbers correspond very easily with each other.  Do the math and you'll know whether you're profitable or not. What's so hard about that?
conversations.prefix: Accountant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are the backbone of the company. Everything would come to a screeching halt without your organizational skills.  People above your pay grade do not understand that true power comes from influence, and you hold all of the influence.
conversations.prefix: Administrative Assistant:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are the center of the company's universe.  Sales and marketing may think they are important, but they would be nothing without the product you create.  And you are NOT interchangeable with the IT person.
conversations.prefix: SW Engineer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Arrogance can make you reckless or callous or cause you other troubles.
conversations.prefix: Arrogant:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I's must be dotted and T's must be crossed.  One misstep and you're in for a lawsuit.  Why can't everyone else understand this and give you the time needed to review and reread everything in detail?
conversations.prefix: Paralegal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your physical attractiveness helps you bond with people, and get ahead without working too hard.
conversations.prefix: Attractive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Blame doesn't stick to you.  Problems have a way of just sliding off your back.
conversations.prefix: Teflon Coated:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You make up for your shortcomings with drive and ambition.
conversations.prefix: Driven:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your perception helps you identify opportunities, notice issues, and spot lies.
conversations.prefix: Observant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The job may not come easy to you but you’ve studied hard and paid tuition to get good.
conversations.prefix: Well Educated:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Intelligent, even ingenious, and possibly a little devious.
conversations.prefix: Cunning:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know the ways of folklore and magic, some of it so much hogwash... some of it not.
conversations.prefix: Mysticism:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You’re slow to anger and not easily insulted, and that helps you navigate the rough terrain of the office.
conversations.prefix: Thick Skinned:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You just can’t seem to do everything right, day by day, no matter how hard you try.
conversations.prefix: Inept:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You just don’t have your act together, always coming off harried and messy.
conversations.prefix: Frazzled:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You’re still vulnerable to the hurt that all everyone must learn to endure.
conversations.prefix: Naive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Too much is going on all the time between work and life. Your distractions cause problems.
conversations.prefix: Overwhelmed:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Double dealing is the best way to deal because it's a win-win situation for you.
conversations.prefix: Two-Faced:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Maybe you wanted to be a manager or even an executive once but now you’re lazy, maybe even careless.
conversations.prefix: Lazy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You'll do whatever it takes to get ahead.  The end justifies the means, as long as it is someone else's end.
conversations.prefix: Ruthless:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: People don't have to be psychic to read your mind, you project your thoughts and motivations at them.
conversations.prefix: Transparent:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're a natural born leader, and you're going to prove it to everyone.
conversations.prefix: Management Material:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Maybe this work isn’t worth your life? Just get home alive.
conversations.prefix: Get Home Alive:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Regardless of your intentions, you jump in headfirst before thinking.
conversations.prefix: Overeager:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When blame comes through, the buck tends to stop with you.
conversations.prefix: Easy Target:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're indispensable to the company, and everyone must realize it.
conversations.prefix: You're The Best At What You Do:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It’s not enough anymore to believe you’re right. Show them you’re right.
conversations.prefix: Show Them Your Work Is Sound:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your boss is what’s wrong with this place. Reveal that so you can replace him/her.
conversations.prefix: Reveal How Your Boss Is An Idiot:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Like they say, "It's best to dip your pen in company ink."
conversations.prefix: Office Romance:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: College costs a fortune and you don’t have a fortune with which to pay it back.
conversations.prefix: Deep Debts:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Obnoxious but well connected, Wilbur is the nephew of the COO, Bob Sothoth.  Nepotism at its worst, no one is sure what position Wilbur holds at the company.  Wilbur never misses an opportunity brag about his possessions and exploits.
conversations.prefix: Wilbur Whateley:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Whether you're looking for coffee, soda, snacks or gossip; they can all be found here.
conversations.prefix: Break Room:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Everyone enjoys a good team building activity.  Like the one where you fall backward and no one is there to catch you.
conversations.prefix: Team Building:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Full of souls being prepared for the harvest.
conversations.prefix: The Cube Farm:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: **[Toby]**
  
  This situation between Danni, Shona and Lavinia is pervading the office to the point that it somehow landed on your desk.  What to do about it?
conversations.prefix: Spy vs Spy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Free gourmet coffee is provided by the company, if you can get past the Thing in the Pot.
conversations.prefix: The Coffee Monster:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The new HR Specialist at Necronomicon, Dee is the person to go to for issues, questions, etc.  She loves team building events.
conversations.prefix: Dee Pwon:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Plush leather chairs, a polished wood table, and a nice big digital screen.  This is where clients, vendors and anyone else the company wants to impress is brought for meetings.
conversations.prefix: Nice Conference Room:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: As the saying goes, "you only have one chance to make a first impression… and many more chances to make it worse."
conversations.prefix: First Impressions:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Every company needs someone to keep all the laptops, phones, printers, servers and network running.  One person can handle all of it, right?
conversations.prefix: IT Specialist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fresh out of college and ready to conquer the world.  You'll just need a job that offers education assistance, so you can start on that MBA that everyone wants you to have before you get the job.
conversations.prefix: Marketing Assistant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not everyone arrives at the office by 9am.  Mostly execs roll in on their own clock, and a few agile types who are able to slip in unnoticed.
conversations.prefix: Late Arrivals:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Danni's boss, Randy Carter, needs to get to Kadath quickly and on short notice.
conversations.prefix: Last Minute Trip to Kadath:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Are they really brown?  Or are they redeemable for brownies?  No one knows for certain, but they are legal tender with management.
conversations.prefix: Brownie Points (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What do you do when you're not a team player?  Fake it.
conversations.prefix: There is no team in "I":
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Oh what a tangled web we weave… tangled or not, as long as it's your web that people get caught in is all that matters.
conversations.prefix: Weave your web (copy):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: No one likes to speak the name of the company's COO aloud.  It seems to summon his presence, and havoc ensues.  The Eurotrash transplant seems to delight in ruining people's weekends.
conversations.prefix: Hans Tur:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's "Go Time" as they say, and the call is in full swing.  The CEO is rattling off numbers, buzz words and a few incantations.
conversations.prefix: Earnings Call and Product Demo:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The task is tedious, and Hans has strangely figured out a way to require everyone's input to complete it.  How does he do that?
conversations.prefix: Due By Monday:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The old hag has some sort of rivalry going with Wilbur, and sees this weekend project as an opportunity to show him up.
conversations.prefix: Keziah Mason:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's small, but the food is good and subsidized.
conversations.prefix: The Cafeteria:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The lecherous Hound is on the prowl, and you might be his next target.
conversations.prefix: Tim Dalos:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Fliss stumbles on a big issue.  What is the nature of it?  And...
conversations.prefix: What in the Seven Hells?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Buzzing around the office, Meg is looking to share some juicy gossip.
conversations.prefix: Meg Oh:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: **[Toby]**   You are at a crossroads.  Will you join with the enemy of your enemy, or become the lone gunman?
conversations.prefix: How best to serve revenge:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: **[Danni]**
  
  Lavinia's trap has been sprung.  What is the impact?
conversations.prefix: Heady Elixir:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: [Eileen] The CEO needs it asap and it must be 100% accurate.
conversations.prefix: Earnings Report:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Azzie] Ensuring the conference phone is setup correctly, the vidcon is ready to go, and the laptop to be used for the demo is easy enough for the CEO to use.  All doable on short notice, right?
conversations.prefix: Reliable Tech:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: [Toby] The CEO is doing a press release right after the earnings call to help boost the company equity. And every public demo gets executed flawlessly, right?
conversations.prefix: New Product Demo:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Dana] The bugs were logged in a reasonable timeframe to ensure that the new product demo would go off seamlessly, right?
conversations.prefix: Bug Hunt:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: [Danni] During every major event, all of the admins regardless of whom they support are expected to pitch in ensure a flawless call.  The conference number, vidcon login and powerpoint presentations are all good to go, right?
conversations.prefix: All Admins on Deck:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Felicity] Everything moves at internet speed, which means the earnings call and demo must be streamed and blogged, right?
conversations.prefix: Live Stream and Blogs:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: [Wednesday] The VP of marketing is unexpectedly unavailable.  That means you've been drafted to perform his part of the demo along with the CEO.  No problem, right?
conversations.prefix: Last Minute Substitution:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: [Miles] They need the specs for the new product being demo'ed today.  You did write them up and have them approved, right?
conversations.prefix: New Product Presentation:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Any great party planning starts with a committee.  And everyone wants to be part of the holiday party planning committee, right?
conversations.prefix: The Party Planning Committee:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Azzie's reputation is on the rise around the office, and everyone is being nice to her.  Along with this comes a lot of attention, people inviting her to lunch and after work gatherings.
conversations.prefix: The Rise or Fall of Azzie Waite:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: **[Eileen]**  (A well invested fund) - (the stolen portion) = conscience  free profit?
conversations.prefix: Embezzle from the embezzler:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: **[Azzie]**  Ok, so it wasn't quite the promotion you were expecting, but it's still a big step up.  The big question, what do to next?
conversations.prefix: Ch-ch-ch-changes?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: **[Danni]**  While being reassigned to Kadath might be fitting, but supporting your old boss?  Maybe, it's time to exert some executive influence.
conversations.prefix: Lavinia's Fate:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: **[Fliss]**  How can this be happening just when you found your true happiness?
conversations.prefix: What the heart wants:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Someone needs to take the lead and keep things organized.
conversations.prefix: Electing the Party Chairperson:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: After a drunken night of revelry, and a weekend in which to either enjoy or lament it, chatter is already making it's way around the office.  What is it?  And whom is it about?
conversations.prefix: Grist for the rumor mill:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What's the best way to throw people off the trail of your recent - and likely illegal - shenanigans?  By spreading holiday cheer, of course.
conversations.prefix: Spread Holiday Cheer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: In an effort to keep down costs, the party is being held at the office.  It is decorated for the celebration, and the availability of office equipment doesn't go unnoticed for entertainment purposes.  Photocopies of pseudopods are already showing up.
conversations.prefix: Holiday Party:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Whether you're playing Nancy Drew or giving in to an office liaison, when the drink flows, it's time to prepare your excuses and lower your inhibitions.
conversations.prefix: Let Hijinks Ensue:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: **[Fliss]** A mysterious email containing an incriminating video of Fliss dropping off a glittery present at Toby's desk.
conversations.prefix: Whodunnit?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's time for one of the dreaded All Hands Meetings, which means you have from now until then to secure your position at the company.
conversations.prefix: Prove your value:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: **[Danni]**  She appeared as a result of the spell of what Lavinia Whateley most fears.  Now, she claims that she is Danni's assistant.
conversations.prefix: Shona MacGurath:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: **[Eileen]** The CEO and CFO want an analysis of the value of every employee in the company.
conversations.prefix: ROI Analysis:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: **[Toby]**  Shona introduces herself to Toby, and implores his help for an important task.
conversations.prefix: Help Shona:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: **[Azzie]**  Can it be true?  The execs want to make Azzie VP of IT?  Is this a good thing?  Does she even want all of the added responsibilities and visibility?
conversations.prefix: High Profile Promotion?!?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Things are spinning out of control rapidly.  Now's your chance to control or increase the spin.
conversations.prefix: Twists of Fate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: **[Azzie]**  Fliss owes you a favor, and it's time to cash it in.
  
  (Play the Fliss Owes You One card here.  Either outcome is equal in result)
conversations.prefix: Calling in a Debt:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Meg has some potentially helpful info about Tim Dalos, but she's the quid pro quo type.
conversations.prefix: Loose Lips:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Danni has a brief moment to stop Shona and convince her to leave Toby out of her plans, or just leave things as they are and focus on her own future.
conversations.prefix: Decisions:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: **[Eileen and Fliss]**
  
  The final threatening message has been sent with a time and location.  Will the intended victims show up?
conversations.prefix: The Dalos Situation:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: **[Azzie]**
  
  The ingredients of your plot are volatile.  Be careful that it doesn't backfire and blow up in your face.
conversations.prefix: Brewing Trouble:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Danni's and her boss's futures may be in the hands of this entity that she has summoned.  Who is really in control here?
conversations.prefix: Who (or what) is Shona?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're used to spinning a few white lies on the company website to make the PR look good, it's just never been quite *that* varied a job until now...
conversations.prefix: Web Editor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Double dealing is the best way to deal because it's a win-win situation for you. Sometimes the managers just need to be told what they want to hear...
conversations.prefix: Two-Faced:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You just don’t have your act together, always coming off harried and messy. Even supernatural powers don't make unrealistic deadlines actually possible...
conversations.prefix: Frazzled:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It’s not enough anymore to believe you’re right. Show them you’re right. After all, if the company tanks, you might not just be out of a job...
conversations.prefix: Show Them Your Work Is Sound:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Something is going on here that you don't quite know or understand yet.  Figuring it out will help you feel more at home.
conversations.prefix: Find the Truth:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Building relationships with customers and fighting the war against the competition. You are the one out there on your hands and knees in the trenches, so to speak.
conversations.prefix: Marketing Manager:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sure, you have a great product, the next big thing, but who's going to make sure it works the way it's supposed to? QA, that's who. At this company, QA techs get hazard pay.
conversations.prefix: Quality Assurance Specialist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have been here almost as long as anyone. You have an authority and a rapport with your co-workers that comes from having seen it all—having lived through it all.
conversations.prefix: Experienced:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A sudden burst of insight helps not only resolve a problem, but puts it into a usable perspective.
conversations.prefix: Inspired:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When the idea is to get through the day without getting noticed, having too many people looking at you can make you very flustered.
conversations.prefix: Uncomfortable with Attention:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sometimes, things go wrong, and when they do, you always seem to come up with a way to fix them, even if that means using anything - or anyone - to get the job done.
conversations.prefix: Resourceful:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sometimes - usually - important tasks are left until the very last minute.  Fortunately that's when you thrive, and the work always gets done on time and better than expected.
conversations.prefix: Last Minute Sprint:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's all about pressure. Whether from a deadline, a tough boss, or a misbehaving product, you perform best in those high-stress situations. Bring it on!
conversations.prefix: Diamonds From Coal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You much prefer to manage your relationships like you manage the brand - through tech and social media: anything that doesn't involve actual human contact...
conversations.prefix: #Awkward:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: While you're far from stupid, it can occasionally take time to process completely the potential effects of all the causes lying around underfoot, and get to what needs to be done.
conversations.prefix: Terminally Confused:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Something is going on here that you don't quite know or understand yet.  Figuring it out will help you feel more at home.
conversations.prefix: Find the Truth:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's always a risky proposition trusting a newcomer at NecronomiCOM.  Sometimes it pays to be a known quantity.
conversations.prefix: The Devil They Know:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You may be shy and awkward IRL but behind the glow of a screen you feel more confident, in control and can unleash your inner social butterfly.
conversations.prefix: Internet Extrovert:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Intent to incite panic on one's part does not necessarily constitute an emergency on the other's part. 
conversations.prefix: Crisitunity!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've made a powerful enemy.  Do what's necessary to keep going.
conversations.prefix: Get Home Alive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Given enough time and willing minions, you can accomplish anything.
conversations.prefix: Organizational Wizard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When you set your mind to something, you see it through no matter how costly.
conversations.prefix: Bullheaded:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't mind sharing most things in the proper situation. But there is NEVER a good situation to share your back-end work with anyone that hasn't earned your trust..
conversations.prefix: Protective of the Programming:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You like to know everybody's business. It's 'good for PR' and 'helps inform social media strategy' and 'maintaining accuracy and engagement of the corp website', honest ;)
conversations.prefix: Secret Gossip Fiend:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It takes a lot for Danni to ally herself with another employee; but when she does she is a powerful friend to have.
conversations.prefix: Strong Ally:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Calculations of all kinds can lead to sudden revelations and insight into certain circumstances.  Not all math requires numbers.
conversations.prefix: Add It Up:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You bumble your way around the world, doing your own thing, having *no* idea of the chaos you inadvertently cause in everyone else's daily life.
conversations.prefix: Oblivious:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Like they say, "It's best to dip your pen in company ink."
conversations.prefix: Office Romance:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Scoring a big win sure makes you feel like you can take on the world, doesn't it? What's one little job compared to that?
conversations.prefix: Huuubriiiiiis:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've done good work and impressed people. You can call in favors when necessary and some of those connections may be willing to buy the software you've created.
  
conversations.prefix: Connections:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: ...like a woman interrupted in the middle of a **very important** conversation with her new boyfriend about their exciting new relationship which is on the verge of being **ruined** by **stupid** office apocalyptics.
conversations.prefix: Hel hath no fury...: