conversations.from: system
conversations.value: YOU ARE GOAT. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE GIFT OF LIFE.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: One of these things is not like the others...
conversations.prefix: Dawning Awareness:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: So many.
conversations.prefix: Army of 1000 Goats:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You once suggested to kill an innocent civilian with mechanized farming equipment.
  
  Let's get creative!
conversations.prefix: Creative Thinker:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Indistinguishable from the normal Putin, even to Putin himself.
conversations.prefix: Robotic Putin:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It might have been good to put this on *before* stepping into the herd of overly hostile goats.
conversations.prefix: Cunning Disguise:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You pursue your goals at any cost, regardless or perhaps because of the cost to your fellows.
conversations.prefix: Obscene Malevolence:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: That's not quite what I meant.
conversations.prefix: Bass:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: All those who would fight against goat parliament must be destroyed.
conversations.prefix: Crush Insurgents:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Whatever Nic Cage took to make him think it was a goat.
conversations.prefix: Stash:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pretty impressive for someone with no thumbs.
conversations.prefix: Technical Scribbles:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've come to control it as much as it controls you.
conversations.prefix: Frank Oz's Hand:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: But if I have no thumbs, and you have no thumbs, then who's driving the tractor?
  
  Apparently Michgoat Cera.
conversations.prefix: Tractor:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: So many.
conversations.prefix: Army of 1000 Goats:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've seen something truly beautiful today.
conversations.prefix: Divine Inspiration:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This madness has gone on for too long.
conversations.prefix: Vigilante Justice:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: They call you manumancer.
conversations.prefix: Hand:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Technically, even your jaw has developed for lazy vegetarianism. Or so scientists would say.
  
  Don't believe their lies. Listen to the bloodlust boiling deep inside.
conversations.prefix: Hunger for Flesh:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: How the fuck did you get here?
conversations.prefix: The Goat Throne:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are vengence, you are the night - YOU. ARE. BATGOAT.
conversations.prefix: Batgoat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Who will attain control of the goat throne.
conversations.prefix: BECOME KING OF ALL GOAT:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are kindred spirit to goat.
conversations.prefix: One True God:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fuck. How are you even typing this man.
conversations.prefix: No Thumbs:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pygmy goat syndrome.
conversations.prefix: Goatpoleon:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You will live your happy goat life.
conversations.prefix: Revel Joyously:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: ASCEND, BECOME GREATER THAN YOURSELF.
conversations.prefix: ABSORB LIFE BLOOD INTO YOURSELF:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is where you were raised. This is where it all begins.
conversations.prefix: Farm:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Remember the words of Goat Stalin: "Even if it gets nothing done, and even if it takes five years, you must always have a plan."
conversations.prefix: A PLAN:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You prefer to eat rude goats.
conversations.prefix: Dr. Goattibal Lecter:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you. And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloak forbid not to take thy coat also.
conversations.prefix: Become More Accepting of Your Enemies:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Who is this mysterious stranger?
conversations.prefix: ????:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Loud fabric and an even louder face.
conversations.prefix: Tourist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gotta find the keys and get this baby purrin'.
conversations.prefix: Tractor:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Also easily breakable.
conversations.prefix: Human Tourists:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Easily breakable.
conversations.prefix: Fence:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Humans are pretty trash.
conversations.prefix: DESTROY THE HUMAN MENACE:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are making your way downtown. Walking fast.
conversations.prefix: First Street:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This is the one human in your life that doesn't deserve your unending rage. That doesn't mean he can't receive it.
conversations.prefix: Farmer Steve:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You crossed the Delaware. The British were disarmed by your adorable goat eyes.
conversations.prefix: Goat Washington:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You consume the souls of the innocent but there's nothing wrong with that.
conversations.prefix: Goat Satan:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're go-ating places, kid.
conversations.prefix: Goat:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are goat. Pure 100% goat. More goat than any goat that has ever come before you.
conversations.prefix: Goat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your works are known throughout all the farms.
conversations.prefix: Goatardo da Vinci:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: YOU SPEAK IN A VERY LOUD ACCENT
conversations.prefix: Arnold Goats-enegger:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The messenger of the Elder Gods and also a goat.
conversations.prefix: Nyarla-goat-hep:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Now strewn with tourists of varying degrees of aliveness.
conversations.prefix: The Road:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Consume the weak plants beneath your feet and gain their pitiful strength.
conversations.prefix: Grass:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: They hunger for freedom. Will you be the hand that feeds them?
conversations.prefix: Other Goats:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're not sure whether the crusaders would be more upset about finding out you're a girl or finding out you're a goat.
conversations.prefix: Goat of Arc:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: They tried to make you go to rehab but you said nyeeeh-nyeeh-nyeeh.
conversations.prefix: Amy Winegoat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: First and only goat empress of China
conversations.prefix: Wu Shānyáng:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: "Let them eat grass!" - a quote commonly misattributed to you
conversations.prefix: Marie Goatoinette:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Sir, step out of the tractor. Sir? Sir!"
  
  One police officer wouldn't be too bad, but he called all his friends.
conversations.prefix: Police Officers:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: How does one get to the reactor core?
conversations.prefix: Directions:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have a liscense to kill and you know how to use it.
conversations.prefix: 00Goat:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Uncle Sam needs you.
conversations.prefix: White House:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Куда вы идете, президент Путин?
conversations.prefix: 103073, Russia, Moscow, Kremlin:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I don't know when I'll actually use this one. I just saw the Bosch painting and was like 'why not'
conversations.prefix: GNAW:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: On that dreadful lost weekend, humanity received a grim reminder - or, did it not?
conversations.prefix: Reign of Goat Terror:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: *shrug* 
  
  Whichever is convenient - I might have to iron things out if the three plot threads get too tangled.
conversations.prefix: Either Russia or Downtown (or the Road to the White House):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: что вы делаете, президент Путин?
conversations.prefix: Phase Two:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: что вы делаете, президент Путин?
conversations.prefix: Phase Two:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Uncle Sam has requested your presence. Will you deny him?
conversations.prefix: White House:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Radical, dudes.
conversations.prefix: Impromptu Rock Concert:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: More along the lines of a DC universe, superpower-inducing meltdown, but concerning nonetheless.
conversations.prefix: Nuclear Meltdown:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: People would be amazed at the stuff going on in your head.
  
  You are - and it's your head, man.
conversations.prefix: Spaced Out Goat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The stuff going on in your head has to mean something. Like, what is it with the hoofs and the beard and the munching?
conversations.prefix: Ascend into a higher dimension:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Peace is a lie, there is only Grass.
  Through Grass, I gain Horns.
  Through Horns, I gain power.
  Through power, I gain victory.
  Through victory, you all lose your Freedom.
  Cause the Goat's in charge now.
conversations.prefix: Goat Lord of the Sith:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're go-ating places, kid.  Not to mention you got them powers, yo.
conversations.prefix: Goat with Benefits:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: With an Iron Hoof.
conversations.prefix: Rule the Galaxy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You don't know man, you're just just trying to get along ya know? *weak laughter*
conversations.prefix: Michgoat Cera:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're just a friendly goat, ya know? *weak laughter*
conversations.prefix: Friendly:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I don't know  what the fuck is going on. *weak laughter*
conversations.prefix: What's Even Happening?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Never grow old. Never stop being an awkward goat teenager. Never. *No matter the cost*. **weak laughter**
conversations.prefix: Eternal Youth:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This goat's face is slack, often with a dazed, 'out-of-it' expression. This goat isn't brave as such, but what he doesn't know can't kill him. Right?
conversations.prefix: Unaware:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: After consuming it's body weight in bacon for breakfast for the past 5 years, Small chairs and tight-waist-ed suits are this goats Achilles heel. Luckily, it's a goat.
conversations.prefix: Obese:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Goats like grass. Don't do drugs kids.
conversations.prefix: Grass:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Likes to tell stories about all the grass he has eaten so far. Ponders existential goat-questions like "Where does the grass come from?"
conversations.prefix: Philosophogoat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You think a lot about important goat-stuff. Like grass, grass and grass.
conversations.prefix: Thoughtful:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are not a very active goat, you prefer to lie down and ponder about important questions. For example what bushel of gras to eat next.
conversations.prefix: Slow:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your goal is to create a goat portrait that will go down in history as the greatest goat portrait ever made.
conversations.prefix: Paint a masterpiece:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A true American with good, decent, un-goat-like values that make this country great. Plus, he's got a hand up his ass, so there's that.
conversations.prefix: Sam the Eagle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've got it. No one else does. Because they're goats.
conversations.prefix: Moral Fiber:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Yeah, that could be a problem. Plus, you can't blink.
conversations.prefix: Not technically alive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Can you do it? Well, no, probably not.
conversations.prefix: Restore decency:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You feel compelled to eat anything around you, including your fellow herd!
conversations.prefix: A Tendency to Knaw:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Reared on a commune of hippies as a kid, you grew a deep desire to eat the flesh of those are you.
conversations.prefix: Raised by Hippies on a Commune:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: To baa, or not to baa. That is the question.
conversations.prefix: William Shakesgoat:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Or the baa, if you will. This is one clever goat.
conversations.prefix: Gift of the Gab:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Even goats dream big.
conversations.prefix: Become the greatest playwright goatkind has ever seen.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A creative soul given to lengthy solos
conversations.prefix: Artistic Exploration:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your a talking goat. You can talk.
conversations.prefix: Talking:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The old man tied you to a truck with a three foot rope.
conversations.prefix: Tied Down:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bert just can't get enough of the wood varnish, and if he sees any freshly painted posts he needs to lick them right away!
conversations.prefix: Addiction (Wood Varnish):
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Bert desires to become the most talked about goat in the field!
conversations.prefix: Fame!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I am Nepoleon.
conversations.prefix: Brilliant Commander of Goats:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have bat brains... you are smart.
conversations.prefix: Bat Brains!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Goats may not have opposable thumbs, or even fingers at all, but what they don't have in the hands department is made up for in the horn department. This particular set of horns is fairly straight, perfect for stabbing opponents.
conversations.prefix: Horns of Doom:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have a disconcertingly intense stare. Overly-attached doesn't even begin to cover it. You have a stare that blocks out the rest of reality.
conversations.prefix: Hard Stare:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: For a goat he knows a pretty lot of complicated words, for example "Baah" and "Bah" and "Baaaah".
conversations.prefix: Eloquent:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are possessed of something... not of this world. It lends you strange and terrible gifts, but demands sacrifices that would make mortal man tremble.
  
  I guess it's a good thing you're a goat, rather than a mortal man.
conversations.prefix: Eldritch Power:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The continuing screams and blood are not the kind of evironment a goat needs to keep mentally stable.
conversations.prefix: Mad as a hatter:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've got a hand. With _fingers_!
conversations.prefix: Mad With New-Found Power: