conversations.from: system
conversations.value: You're a proud employee of the Hosker Supplies Company - or, more likely, you're a slightly fed-up employee who's only working there until something better comes along. The office Christmas party approaches, and you know that just like last year and the year before it's going to be an excruciating ordeal full of sour eggnog, off-tune Christmas carols and way too much employee drama. 
  
  You'd just skip it, but the big boss likes to hand out bonuses in person. No party, no bonus.
  
  So put on your glad rags and paste on a smile - it's time to party!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Secretary, line manager, IT guy? The possibilities are endless.
conversations.prefix: Create your own:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wait, it has a *window*?
conversations.prefix: The Boss's Office:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Shhh...
conversations.prefix: Secret Santa:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Pens, staplers, hidden stashes...
conversations.prefix: Supply Closet:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: He's not a bad guy, really...
conversations.prefix: The Boss:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The walls have ears...
conversations.prefix: Office Gossip:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: She *seems* nice enough, but one wrong word could mean the end of your job...
conversations.prefix: The Boss's Wife:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ugh, who invited him?
conversations.prefix: That Weird Guy from Insurance:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Maybe you're patient. Or smart. Or maybe you're the only person who can fix the copier...
conversations.prefix: Create your own:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Please note not EVERYBODY can have 'a deep simmering resentment' as their weakness.
conversations.prefix: Create your own:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Confess your unrequited crush? Suck up to the boss? Or just make it out in one piece.
conversations.prefix: Create your own:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The ol' cubicle farm.
conversations.prefix: Office:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER PLEASE CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF STOP STEALING MY YOGURT FROM THE COMMUNAL FRIDGE
conversations.prefix: Kitchen:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Julie from Accounting actually *likes* Christmas parties. What's your excuse?
conversations.prefix: Explain your motives:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: He *really* wants to tell you about this great book he's just finished...
conversations.prefix: Annoying Intern:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Just a few more hours to go...
conversations.prefix: Last Out the Party:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Woopsie... 
conversations.prefix: Have an Embarrassing Moment:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Clear out your desk by Monday!
conversations.prefix: Get Fired:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Now everybody knows.
conversations.prefix: Your Secret is Discovered:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've dreamed of this too long - now go for it!
conversations.prefix: Follow Your Heart:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're too good for this place anyway.
conversations.prefix: Quit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're on the fast track to success.
conversations.prefix: Get a Promotion:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: By telephone and in person, you're one of the 'superstars' who brings in the clients.
conversations.prefix: Sales:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're easy on the eyes, your smile melts the iciest of hearts, and you know what to say to make people happy - sometimes in spite of themselves.
conversations.prefix: Charming:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Beneath all that self-assurance and ambition lies deep-seated self-doubt, obviously, and when that mask threatens to slip, you can get pretty defensive.
conversations.prefix: Insecure:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You really want to drop the 'junior' from 'sales executive', and you know there's an opening coming up. You just have to convince the management that you're ready to play with the big kids.
conversations.prefix: Climb the ladder:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: "Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?  No?  Well, try it now.  Okay, did that fix it?  Cool.  Bye."  *click*  "Idiot."
conversations.prefix: I.T. Girl:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Every day at work it's the same old problem - coworkers be stupid - but that doesn't mean that's the *only* problem I know how to solve...
conversations.prefix: Problem Solving:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fools can suffer, though.  Just ask me to fix your computer because "Internet Explorer is too slow".  I dare you.
conversations.prefix: Doesn't Suffer Fools:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Get the bonus.  Get out.  Don't get fired.
conversations.prefix: Survive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've been through all the training, you've given much of it. You're there to make sure everyone can get along, follows all the rules, and try to keep people from suing each other.
conversations.prefix: HR:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've been around for a long time. You know the company and its employees more than most others.
conversations.prefix: Experienced:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Age doesn't just bring wisdom. For you, you're still stuck in the past, where women were treated differently, and they didn't seem to complain.
conversations.prefix: From a Different Time:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You will have all the free food you can manage. All the free booze you can drink. Everything the company offers, you will take.
conversations.prefix: Squeeze the company for everything you can:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your official job title might put you in marketing, but to just about everyone here you're just the "new gal in marketing."
conversations.prefix: Noob:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This isn't you're first rodeo; you're pretty used to dealing with an office's oddballs.
conversations.prefix: Unflappable:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: So your default expression makes you look like you're either bored to hell or about to punch someone. If people would just *talk* to you...
conversations.prefix: Resting &!$%#face:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Get SLOSHED:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your job is to build the Hosker brand and broker larger deals between the company and other companies. 
conversations.prefix: Brand Manager:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're super friendly and just thrilled to pieces to see everyone. You get along easily with pretty much everyone and certainly no one can say you're not really nice.
conversations.prefix: Very Friendly:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sometimes people misinterpret your friendliness. Sometimes you just get on people's nerves. Sometimes you genuinely can't tell when someone doesn't you around. Being friendly isn't always a good thing.
conversations.prefix: Very Friendly:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sure everyone has secrets, but you're a little worried yours might get out. Better make sure no one finds out.
conversations.prefix: Keep Your Secrets:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're the creative one so any time someone wants a pretty flyer in a hurry, you're the go-to girl. This isn't quite what you had in mind when you did that fine art photography degree though.
conversations.prefix: Admin assistant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Attention to detail is your thing, you don't miss much.
conversations.prefix: Life thro a lens:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're a wallflower by nature, an observer rather than a participant.
conversations.prefix: Life thro a lens:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Show your face but don't attract any attention. If people only remember you were there, everything will be fine.
conversations.prefix: Under the radar:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're pretty deep in the closet and you plan on keeping that life a secret. There are plenty of problems that come along with that secrecy and how you deal with it though. 
conversations.prefix: Trapped in the Closet :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Shut up, Wesley.
conversations.prefix: Inappropriate Crusher: