conversations.from: system
conversations.value: ##*Welcome to the Third Annual Waste Management Convention!*##
  
  The sign was fairly unassuming, propped as it was next to the check-in desk. Past the desk, out the window, blue water met sky at some indefinable point off in the distance. Palm trees swayed in the breeze; even inside, the guests could hear the soft sounds of waves lapping against the shore.
  
  It was bucolic, peaceful. The perfect place for a convention of assassins.
  
  
  ---
  
  This comedy game started as a story seed on the Storium Slack channel. It is meant to be over the top, ridiculous, and goofy as hell. 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A very fancy suite overlooking the beach, if you've been upgraded to it, you are a *very* lucky person.
conversations.prefix: The Big Kahuna Suite:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A perfectly adequate room - or it would be, if it wasn't on the ground floor. 
conversations.prefix: Room 114:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Wait...two twin beds? No window? What _is_ this?
  
  Aside from the most secure hotel room you've ever seen, of course. 
conversations.prefix: Room 345:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A very scenic place to take a well-earned dip. 
conversations.prefix: Pool and Hot Tub Area:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Well, this is..._nice._ You guess.
conversations.prefix: Resort Lobby:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: She has a fake smile and clearly thinks she's better than you. 
  
  Resist the urge to end her.
  
  **Outcome is per pip**
conversations.prefix: Myrna:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Friendlier than his counterpart, but ever so slightly dim. 
  
  **Outcome is per pip**
conversations.prefix: Dmitri:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wait…two twin beds? No window? What is this?
  
  Aside from the most secure hotel room you’ve ever seen, of course.
  
conversations.prefix: Room 345 (Emil):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A very fancy suite overlooking the beach, if you’ve been upgraded to it, you are a very lucky person.
conversations.prefix: Big Kahuna Suite:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A perfectly adequate room - or it would be, if it wasn’t on the top floor, in a weird corner and far from the elevator.
conversations.prefix: Room 4377:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A perfectly adequate room on the top floor, far from the elevators - and, mercifully - the ice machine.
conversations.prefix: Room 4377 (GG):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This room is serviceable enough with a nice welcome packet waiting on the bed closest to the door.
conversations.prefix: Room #1022 (Elmer):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This room has an ocean view, which is a lovely surprise. 
conversations.prefix: Room #717 (Laura):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A place to meet and greet the other "Waste Management" professionals. 
  **Outcome is per player**
conversations.prefix: Opening Reception (Everyone Else):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Not as nice as the view outside.
  
conversations.prefix: Resort Meeting Room:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Well, at least you won't be hungry.
conversations.prefix: Plate of Canapes:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Just make sure you don't drop the soap, or everything might go **BOOM.**
conversations.prefix: "Shampoo" Bottles:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know what's going on at all times.
conversations.prefix: Event Schedule:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Look the part.
conversations.prefix: Hotel Waitress Uniform:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Just jab and go.
conversations.prefix: Push Knife:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Now with silencer!
conversations.prefix: Pistol:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: In the right hands, this would be a weapon.
  
  In *your* hands, might be more of a friend.
conversations.prefix: Potted (and overwatered) Plumeria:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: To most people, a signal that you may need extra assistance and care. To others, a sign that you are helpless and weak.
  
  In both cases? A lie.
conversations.prefix: White Cane:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Cheesy, overpriced, but exactly right when you're looking to get turnt.
conversations.prefix: Luna Blue Bar:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: How cheery and bright! And the food is delicious.
conversations.prefix: Resort Restaurant:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: She's smart, dangerous, well-known in your field, and just over-the-top amazing. Impressing her could do wonders for your reputation. 
conversations.prefix: Ivana Killhundreds:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: He's none too bright, but that won't matter if he decides to go after you with his fists.
conversations.prefix: Sergei Dumbkoff (Val):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A poisoner by trade, Lars is not the kind of person you want to piss off.
conversations.prefix: Lars Zennic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: She has a fake smile and clearly thinks she's better than you. 
  
  Resist the urge to end her.
conversations.prefix: Myrna (Solana):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Val looks awfully suspect, even for a hotel employee. You’re going to get to the bottom of this.
conversations.prefix: That's Suspicious (Optional):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The drinks are flowing, the company is chatty, this is the place to be and you can sleep later. 
conversations.prefix: Stay Out Too Late (Optional):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Solana looks awfully suspect, even for an assassin. You're going to get to the bottom of this. 
conversations.prefix: That's Suspicious (Optional):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Val looks awfully suspect, even for a hotel employee. You're going to get to the bottom of this. 
conversations.prefix: That's Suspicious (Optional):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's time to hit the hay, go to dreamland, catch some Z's. Whatever you call it, you're going to your room.
  
  **Outcome is per player**
conversations.prefix: Call It a Night:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The whole _island_ is dark, not just the resort.
  
  Nope, that's not suspicious. Not at _all._
conversations.prefix: Resort :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You went to bed at a reasonable hour, which means your reflexes are sharp and you're very aware of your surroundings. 
conversations.prefix: Something's Up (Emil, Elmer, Toby):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You may not have stayed out too late, but you're in an unfamiliar place with a bunch of trained killers. What you do next will matter.
conversations.prefix: Something's Up (Val & Bruno):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hungover and with a stranger in your bed is not _exactly_ the best way to deal with a power outage.
conversations.prefix: Something's Up (GG):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The Big Kahuna Suite is a security failure. Do you try to find somewhere more secure until you know what's going on?
  
conversations.prefix: Something's Up (Solana & Laura):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're slow and stupid and feel like dog crap. Yay?
  
  **(As long as you hold this card in your hand, you cannot play a strength.)**
conversations.prefix: Hungover:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hey! This is fun!
  
  **(You may play a Strength or Weakness while holding this stack, but may not determine how your actions work out. Ping the narrator to discover what happens.)**
conversations.prefix: Still Drunk:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: If getting off this island means killing everyone in your way, you will find a way to do it. 
conversations.prefix: Battle Royale:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: He's none too bright, but that won't matter if he decides to go after you with his fists.
conversations.prefix: Sergei Dumbkoff (Val & Bruno):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This person could be your undoing - but if you trust them, maybe you could work together?
conversations.prefix: Team Up? (Laura & Emil):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All the boats are on fire - over here, anyway. You can surely find *another* way off this island of death. 
conversations.prefix: Let Me Light Your Fire (GG):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: She's smart, dangerous, well-known in your field, and just over-the-top amazing. Impressing her could do wonders for your reputation. 
conversations.prefix: Ivana Killhundreds (Laura & Emil):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cell phones are down, and power is out, but there's got to be _some_ way to get word out that this island is falling apart.
conversations.prefix: Emergency Radio:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Greg said there are two on the island - so do you go _Fly By Night_ or _Dial-a-Rotor?_
conversations.prefix: Find a Helipad:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The key to survival is understanding your enemy - and that means knowing who they are. You and your teammate decide to go seek out the security office.
conversations.prefix: Security Footage:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ingested, contact, wound... you know all sorts of poisons. 
conversations.prefix: Poisoner:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are someone who can inhabit many faces and personas. A method actor who takes their art form (often) to the extreme in order to get a job done.
conversations.prefix: Master of Disguise:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When you do something, you do it right. It takes a lot of work to get things done the proper way, but better to get them done than not at all.
conversations.prefix: All in the Details:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: All your exposure to poison has weakened various parts of your body over the years. You mostly don't see very well, but sometimes other problems surface.
conversations.prefix: Nerve Damage:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hiding in plain sight is one of the most subtle disguises to pull off. 
  
  Years of doing so have given you insights on social cues and (typical) human behaviour.
conversations.prefix: Visibly Invisible:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Though you do take your craft quite seriously, your favourite disguises bring out your more ridiculous goofball tendencies.
conversations.prefix: Why So Serious?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: So many disguises.
  
  So much time undercover.
  
  Who's the real me?
conversations.prefix: Who Am I...?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're not as young as you used to be. Talking shop is good, especially when you get to tell younger folk about the good ol' days. Retirement is looking good, but you need a legacy...
conversations.prefix: Too Old For This:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Whether it's a shaped charge or a big boom or a charge shaped to spell out the word "BOOM," you've got it covered.
  
  Duck and covered, that is.
conversations.prefix: Demolitionist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When you have a thing, and you want it to become a lot of little things, just add BOOM!
conversations.prefix: Make It Go Boom!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are not crazy like a fox. Foxes have ten times the sense you do. It's a miracle you still have all nine fingers. It *is* nine fingers, right?
conversations.prefix: Mad as a Hatter:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Of course it was you. Who else could think it was a good idea to fill that salt shaker with white phosphorous instead?
  
  You just don't want the hassle of taking the blame. Or talking to an ATF agent.
conversations.prefix: Deny Everything:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One shot, one kill. Never miss. That's the game.
conversations.prefix: Sniper:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't miss. Whether it's bullets or a quick insult, you don't miss.
conversations.prefix: Deadeye:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You frequently forget to engage in basic civilized practices, such as bathing, or not screaming at people while brandishing a gun. You know, the simple things.
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bessy is your gun. A beautiful, magnificent killing machine. Some bastard has taken her, and you intend to find them and make them *pay.*
conversations.prefix: Find Bessy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You get close to your targers... Closer than some may think. 
conversations.prefix: Honeytrap:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Nice to look at, nice to talk to... No wonder you are so good at your job! 
conversations.prefix: Attractive:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The world's out to get you! That lady, who just sold you a coffee? Government-trained assasin. You just know it!
conversations.prefix: Paranoid:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You just want to relax and anyone trying to bother you risks a very unfortunate and "accidental" death. 
conversations.prefix: Have a nice holiday:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When jobs go bad, they call you.  Life is full of idiots and someone has to save them from themselves. You can make a murder look like an accident or just straight  up make bodies disappear. 
conversations.prefix: The Cleaner:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The quintessential assassin. Contracts are carried out up close with knife, pistol, garrotte or syringe. Hits are obvious and intentional.
conversations.prefix: Hitman:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No matter the circumstances or variable in the situation, he can overcome and complete the operation. 
conversations.prefix: Adaptable:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's not a problem...really. He just likes flames, fire and burning. Sometimes used to cover hits, he has to admit he just likes it. A lot.
conversations.prefix: Firebug:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Not just retire...he wants to arrange his own "hit" and fake his death so he can get out of this life completely. He's just not sure how to make it happen. 
conversations.prefix: Leave the business :
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix:  :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix:  :
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix:  :
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix:  :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Things tend to happen around you, not to you. You are mostly unaware of this and the only reason you are still alive is your incredible serendipitous luck combined with a large dose of naivety.  
conversations.prefix: The Cataclyst:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are so lucky, you make Gladstone Gander look like a schlimazel. Fate must look kindly upon you.
conversations.prefix: Ridiculous serendipitous luck:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are a bit dull and very naive. You believe almost anything anyone tells you, perceive very little of what happens around you, and always think the very best of anyone or anything. 
conversations.prefix: Blissfully unaware:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Wow, your employer offered you an all expenses paid holiday. You have decided to enjoy it to the max.
conversations.prefix: Enjoy the holiday:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sometimes the only way to ensure a kill is overkill.
conversations.prefix: Instrument of Destruction:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You'd be surprised how many places you can put a gun when you really need a gun.
conversations.prefix: Always Armed:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You'll never not see him coming.
conversations.prefix: Unsubtle:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: All work and no play is bad for your mental health. Especially when your job is, you know, killing people.
conversations.prefix: Workaholic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Plants are amazing. Most people don't know how many parts of the plants in the Datura family can kill someone, and the exact amount to use for causing delirium instead of death. You do. 
conversations.prefix: Poisoner:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Are those heirloom tomatoes or climbing nightshade? You notice every detail of the things you're interested in.
conversations.prefix: Attention to Detail :
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Plants are better than people. Plants are better than most things. That's why you have your home garden, and your work garden, and your travel garden. 
conversations.prefix: Obsessed:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've been sent here for "vacation", to "relax" -- the only reason you were willing to come is that you know somewhere in this tropical paradise there's plants you need to add to your collection.
conversations.prefix: Collect Cuttings:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Things go terribly, awfully, horribly wrong around you all the time. So far no one’s been able to prove any link between you and these freakish, fatal accidents.
conversations.prefix: Accident Prone:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Well, who would know? There is an app for killing people and it happened to be quite profitable. 
conversations.prefix: Millionaire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Knew five different programming languages by 8 and left Berkley out of boredom by 14.
conversations.prefix: Tech Genius:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You lose a bit of perspective when you see the world through your flying company headquarters.
conversations.prefix: Out of touch:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A cheaper way to recover from the bad press Vicent's been having is to spend some time with the employees, rather than actually giving them benefits. As it happens, life insurance for assassins is quite expensive.
conversations.prefix: Image problem:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Within striking distance" is a relative term.
conversations.prefix: Death From Above:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Situational awareness was always necessary in your line of work.   With your vision compromised, you had to get even better at taking inventory of your surroundings.
conversations.prefix: Look Both Ways:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: An injury left you blind in one eye.  You've found ways to compensate in your *professional* life, but a lack of depth perception makes some mundane tasks more troublesome than usual.
conversations.prefix: An Eye Out:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're mainly here to see if the nerds are circling any tech that could be useful to you.
conversations.prefix: Toys for Shots:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You live life to the fullest.  You’ve always done exactly what you wanted and said what you wanted whenever it suited you. 
conversations.prefix: Spit and Vinegar:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Three kids, five grandkids, two great grandkids, and a job that has you regularly disposing of dead bodies has completely skewed your boundaries.  You explain personal details to strangers or interrupt other’s conversations. 
conversations.prefix: Inappropriate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Life should be good. You have a good job helping people (assassins are people, too!), a loving husband (God rest his soul), and children (Hell, you even have great grandkids). So, why do you feel so empty?
conversations.prefix: Fill the Void:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Murder? What murder? 
  It was an accident!
conversations.prefix: Accidentalist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A noose from dental floss? Suuuure! A knife cut from uncooked lasagna sheets? And why the heck not!
conversations.prefix: MacGyvering:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ewwwwww, blood!!
conversations.prefix: Hemophobia:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: I'm just a...err, 'facilitator', these are the real deal! 
  Omg, why did my mom make me go! 
conversations.prefix: Making - terrifying!- Friends:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Items were designed with specific purposes. You just happen to always have twenty alternative and better uses in mind. And that's just items. Imagine what you're thinking about people and processes...
conversations.prefix: Creative:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: If you had a signed contract and fat paycheck for every boring run-of-the-mill accident you've created, you'd — well, you'd have your current portfolio. You just want to push the boundaries of your creativity and the human body's ability to cope with unusual physical trauma. Is that too much to ask?
conversations.prefix: Bored:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The agency wants you to network, learn a few things — sure. But they did also say, "Have fun."
conversations.prefix: Have Fun:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You look like you're a teenager, and it is both an advantage and a disadvantage in your line of work... 
conversations.prefix: Baby-faced killer :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have the quickest feet, the nimblest fingers in the business. Whether it's stripping a gun or driving a car, it's served you well. 
conversations.prefix: Speed. :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have a *rotten* temper. You have started fights over the slightest thing, and you will flip out at a moment's notice. 
conversations.prefix: Short Fuse:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's been a couple of rough, rough weeks. You've lost at least one friend, and a couple of hundred thousand dollars. Time to chill the hell out.... even if that's not exactly you're strong point. 
conversations.prefix: Just relaaaaaax... :
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You look like you're a teenager out on their own for the first time. It is... an issue. 
conversations.prefix: Unaccompanied minor:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Hi! 
  
  LOOK AT US, INTERACTING LIKE TWO PERFECTLY ORDINARY PEOPLE! WHAT FUN! 
  
  WELL, GOT TO GO! 
  
  BYE BYE!
conversations.prefix: ACT NATURAL!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sometimes people have trouble with confusing you for the help. Maybe if you wore something more feminine, people would take you seriously.
conversations.prefix: Not the Help:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You say like that's a _bad_ thing... I'm sure you're just a _blast_ at parties!
conversations.prefix: Dramatic:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your favorite flowers disguise their danger behind their beauty. Why would you do anything less?
conversations.prefix: Pretty:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Disguise isn't your specialty, but some roles you can put on like a second skin, and it's hard to tell anything is amiss.
conversations.prefix: Second Skin:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stranded at an island resort with his own name on a hit list. He'd rather be anywhere else. Literally.
conversations.prefix: Out of his Depth:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Some pretty princesses that exude grace despite being mummified in tulle and nylon, and then thrown on a slick surface with a pair of sharp blades. You’re not one of them.
conversations.prefix: Not Disney on Ice:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It’d be impossible to carry everything you ever needed. You’re good at making do with what’s on hand.
conversations.prefix: Resourceful :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know the etiquette of interacting with another hired killer. How to put them at ease. How to compliment their use of Semtex without sounding like you might be wearing a wire. It's only polite.
conversations.prefix: Professional Courtesy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have a history. People who know about it may have reason to come after you. Even when you try to avoid it, you still invite repercussions.
conversations.prefix: History of Violence:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're used to thinking on your feet. Everything from lying your background details to making a hit with nothing but a cocktail napkin and ballpoint pen.
  
  Funny story about that...
conversations.prefix: Improviser:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your love for certain things is so intense the people around you can't help but care about them too. 
conversations.prefix: Infectious Enthusiasm:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Emil can be very charming when he wishes. It's just that he rarely wishes. Just watch out when he gets close...
conversations.prefix: Charm. Deadly Charm:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Even grandmas have needs. Get used to it. 
conversations.prefix: Lewd:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're in a serious business, but that doesn't mean you don't know how to let your hair down every now and again.
  
  I mean, after you disarm your hair, of course. Safety first, and all.
conversations.prefix: Party Animal:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You could exercise caution and restraint, and not get drunk and hook up with a plant-crazed assassin. But a little indulgence never hurt anyone, right? 
conversations.prefix: Not Stopping at One:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's nothing too important to keep you from taking some time to stop and smell the flowers. 
conversations.prefix: Easily Distracted by Pretty Things:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The key to survival is to be clear about ones environment; how to get in and how to get out safely.
conversations.prefix: Situational Awareness:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're sluggish and stupid from getting woken up. This may be really bad for you.
conversations.prefix: Sleepy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Feelings? What the hell are those? You tell it like it is regardless of the situation.  Sometimes just need to hear the truth. 
conversations.prefix: Blunt:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Even in the most tumultuous waters, you are a rock. No matter the chaos (or, stupidity) around you, you keep it together and drive things forward. 
conversations.prefix: Unflappable:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: In the world of fixing other people’s problems, all angles must be covered. You always consider all the options because a quick job is a sloppy job. And a sloppy job is bad for you and everyone else. 
conversations.prefix: Haste Makes Waste:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can be the most sensible person that you know in a world of nonsense... doesn't mean you have to _like_ it.
conversations.prefix: Reasonable: