conversations.from: system
conversations.value: *Screeeeeeeeeeeeee.........*
  
  The room was eerily silent as a very short man dragged a folding chair up to a podium.
  
  "Ehem..."
  
  He climbed up on it and resurfaced just below the microphone. He looked *incredibly* tired, disheveled and dirty. Sporting two black eyes, a split lip, with half of his hair shaven completely off to make room for a tattoo of the symbol of the artist formerly known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince. 
  
  "Hello. My name is Terry Lancaster. And I'm an alcoholic."
  
  ---
  
  The gang have been friends for years. Three of them have known each other since high school, the other two have been picked up along the way while at college. 
  
  There is nothing that these five friends haven't done together. First, they tried to run a bar in a small corner of Philly. But when another bar showed up right next door to theirs called *Paddy's Pub*, the gang had to call it quits and moved down to Miami, Florida. After that they experimented with various other scammy business ideas, ranging from dog-kidnapping, to old people day care centers, to BABER -the Uber Bed and Breakfast service.
  
  However every single year the gang has upheld an annual tradition; The Ten Day Titan Marathon. For 10 straight days, the gang did nothing but hop from bar to bar, living off of peanuts and beer, trying to get as drunk as humanly possible. And after the 10 days were over, the one who was fucked up the least won the Golden Dildo trophy (which one the gang had previously drunkenly purchased off of craigslist).
  
  This year however...something went terribly, horribly wrong. And somehow, only after 5 days of straight drinking, the gang was nowhere to be found. 
  
  Nowhere in Miami at least.
  
  All five of them had ended up in India. They have absolutely no idea what happened or how they have gotten there. Or why there is a goat in the room sporting a bride's veil, or why one of them has ten missed calls from Hugh Jackman. All they know is that they have a *massive* hangover and *absolutely* no money to get back home to Florida...
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Okay, so not everyone may agree that you're the looks of the group. Aaaand some people might say you have big crocodilish man hands, but those people can go suck it. You know you've got it. And you're gonna flaunt it.
conversations.prefix: The looks:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You tend to think of yourself as the only sane member of the gang. And  half of the time that does turn out to the true. However, just like the rest of the gang, you do come with your own special brand of crazy.
conversations.prefix: The Brains:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're the gang's first and foremost line of defense. First you do an ocular assessment of the situation, garner that nothing is a security risk and only THEN do you clear them for safe passage.
conversations.prefix: The Muscle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are exactly that. Wildly unpredictable. No one knows what crazy thing you might say or do next. Or how you're even still alive yet.
conversations.prefix: The Wildcard:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's not that you're useless per SAY....its just that you can't really be bothered to DO anything. Your entire contribution to the gang can be summed up in a big fat zero.
conversations.prefix: The Useless Chick:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've always got it all figured out! You stay three steps ahead of everyone else and never run short of schemey little ideas.
conversations.prefix: Scheming Planner:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You can survive literally anything. A rat-filled basement, drinking paint, Charlie-work...you're unbreakable and unstoppable.
conversations.prefix: Strong Willed:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You yourself would attribute your immense luck to your good looks, or your smarts. But in reality, you just don't stop, quite literally, until you get exactly what you want.
conversations.prefix: Persistent:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Let's just admit it, the only person funnier than you in this world, is probably Jerry Seinfeld. And even THAT'S debatable. Really, you just make people laugh -mostly AT you rather than WITH you though.
conversations.prefix: Comedic Genius:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is a very rare trait for someone in the gang, but you're the only one who's actually fair and maybe even kind-hearted. You'd jump at any chance to play the hero.
conversations.prefix: Justice Warrior:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ditzy and clutzy, trouble just seems to follow you around no matter where you go. But honestly, you just tend to trip over your own feet and refuse to see a foot  past your own nose.
conversations.prefix: Frazzled:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Maybe it's the gallons of green paint you've been chugging, but something has never been quite right with you...
conversations.prefix: Loose Screw:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You think you've always been destined for greatness. That the Gods have blessed thee with the perfect complexion and an endless supply of intense sexual attraction to others.
conversations.prefix: Delusional:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's either RIGHT or it is WRONG. You can only be Team Tony or Team Cap. There is no gray area, there is no maybes. Maybes get you killed, decisions save people. And whatever you decide, you never un-decide again.
conversations.prefix: Set In Stone:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're just a grade-a scumbag. You're a gaping dickhole on the ass pimple of society. And you don't care HOW many people you screw over, as long as it somehow benefits you in the end.
conversations.prefix: Aweful Human Being:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You left the stove on, they're gonna foreclose your apartment, you gotta feed your cat! No matter what, you gotta get back NOW!!!
conversations.prefix: Get Back to Florida:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There is a full five day period mission from your brain. You need to know what happened during it and what the hell you did. 
conversations.prefix: Find out what happened:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Woot, you're outta Miami for once! You're gonna enjoy the scenery and hang around some more! Hell maybe you'll even move here, who knows. Anything is possible and adventure is out there!
conversations.prefix: Explore the wildreness:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Okay, so you're god-knows-where right now. But no matter how bleak things may look, you'll find something to make this entire trip worth it. For you and you only.
conversations.prefix: Make this worth your time:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've been brought here for a reason -mostly likely because of some very bad decisions. And you need to reevaluate your life and do some inner soul searching.
conversations.prefix: Deep Inner Thinking:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This may be the wealthiest and most developed city in India, a popular tourist attraction, but it still has its severe variations in culture and lots and lots and LOTS of people. 
conversations.prefix: Mumbai, India:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A lot has happened in your five-day drunken rampage.  How do you wake up? What have you managed to do to yourself or the room around you? Something pretty crazy I bet...
conversations.prefix: How fucked up are you?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You got a ring on you. No one else seems to have a ring on them. Anything could've happened while you were busy drunkenly rampaging around. So who is it? You better find out who your lucky soulmate is before you gotta start paying alimony!
conversations.prefix: Who ya married to?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: So you're in India, halfway across the globe, with only a couple of rupees between you. You gotta figure out what your next step is. Rob a bank? Sell your body on street corners? A million-dollar uber ride?
conversations.prefix: What do?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The goat has the clutch!! The goat got out the door! The goat's halfway down the stairway by now! What are you waiting for?!! AFTER IT!!!
conversations.prefix: Goat!!! [Geneva]:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Stella is love. Stella is life. Your most precious prized camera has gone missing. And you are willing to do ANYTHING to bring her back. Literally. Anything. At. All.
conversations.prefix: STELLLAAA!!!!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You got a letter of some major importance on you! And you can't read Indian! But you bet your ass that any one of these other people can!
conversations.prefix: Ask a bro:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Scour the streets, dive into alleyways, do anything you can to find some foreign alcohol to smuggle back with you and keep this Marathon going!
conversations.prefix: Find booze:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Very much akin to the 'more expensive' American suburbs. The only things being different are the considerable lack of Jersey Shore guidos and a much much greater population of goats.
conversations.prefix: Mumbai Suburbia:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Save your beloved camera from a Sacrificial burning to the Gods. Fuck those Gods, they don't need a camera. They got those fancy iPhones nowadays anyway. 
conversations.prefix: Save Stella:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cody's in there with the cultists. Probably being tortured and forced to drink blood. So, not too far from a normal Friday night. But still, your friend's in trouble and he needs YOU!
conversations.prefix: Save Cody:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hugh Jackman's private jet is just as luxurious on the inside as it is on the outside. Equipped with everything needed for 14-plus hour flights, it has a tv, game console, food, and even a restroom WITH a shower and even a hot tub!
conversations.prefix: Huge Jetman:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The capital of Japan and *the* most populous, metropolitan, consumerist, touristy, giant cat-bedazzled shopping mall of the world. 
conversations.prefix: Tokyo, Japan:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: In your trek through the nightclub you bump into someone in a duck costume. 
conversations.prefix: The Ahiru:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Girl in a cat costume (and her slightly less attractive friend) have challenged the two of you to a battle! She places several bottles of sake and a never-ending stack of cups on the table. You're on!
conversations.prefix: Nekos:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You manage to sneak through to the back of the club. Noise can be heard coming from a locked room. 
conversations.prefix: Scope out the crib:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're smart, you decide to stick with Sid during the whole ordeal.
conversations.prefix: Sid:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: So there are now about 3(or more) certified ninjas desecrating the night club, looking for the goat. DO SOMETHING!
conversations.prefix: Escape or Fight! :
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Come up with a plan. Will you go looking for Ellis? Will you abandon him? And how on earth will you get to Australia now??
conversations.prefix: What do?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: So you need to get to Australia and fast. Your one and only red-plated 'jetman' jetted away with Ellis inside, so you're gonna have to procure yourself a new plane.
conversations.prefix: Get a plane:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This jungle, located in the Philippines, has it all. Rainforests, volcanoes, birds, big cats, and monkeys! Oh my!
conversations.prefix: Somewhere in the Philippines:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There are lots of cameras here. Photo and video alike. Maybe one of them is Cody's? Ask around, see what (or who) you find.
conversations.prefix: Stella?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This guy may look like a lovable American icon, however he's anything but!    Don't get him angry...and whatever you do **don't** interrupt his creative process.
conversations.prefix: Director Koze Fox:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: While everyone seems preoccupied, you decide to snoop around and see what or who you can find on your own!
conversations.prefix: Scope out the shoot:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Yes, that is really Russell Crowe. And your plan is to get him drunk enough so that he'll help you save your wayward friend from Hugh Jackman's adamantium-clawed clutches.
conversations.prefix: Russel Crowe:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sunny Australia! The place where far away dreams come true...and where something crawls along and eats those dreams alive. Writhing, squirming..still very much alive.
conversations.prefix: The Land of Oz:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Beautiful, majestic, Australian wonder of the world. Also the location of the final showdown of The Gang vs. Hugh Jackman: The Ultimate Battle for Ellis and Mrs. Holbrook.
conversations.prefix: The Sydney Opera House (roof):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hugh and Russel are prepping for a knockout round with fists flying at the other's nose! Everything happens in an instant, but to  you it seems like its all going super slow! How are you gonna help?
conversations.prefix: SLO MO!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's booze, food, balloons, deadly utensils *and* normal people to mentally scar! How do YOU plan on winning the Marathon??
conversations.prefix: How drunk do you get!?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's booze, food, balloons, deadly utensils *and* normal people to mentally scar! How do YOU plan on winning the Marathon??
conversations.prefix: How drunk do you get!?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's booze, food, balloons, deadly utensils *and* normal people to mentally scar! How do YOU plan on winning the Marathon??
conversations.prefix: How drunk do you get!?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: If something doesn't go your way, you explode. If it's your fault, you blame someone else, and then you explode. Hell if someone looks at you wrong, you explode.
conversations.prefix: Angry-Type Person:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: If something doesn’t go your way, you explode. If it’s your fault, you blame someone else, and then you explode. Hell if someone looks at you wrong, you explode.    
conversations.prefix: Angry-type person:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: "Being Embarrassed" is something that is just not in your vocabulary. You'll do it, no matter how weird or embarrassing.
conversations.prefix: Shameless:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your grasp on grammar, and the human language in general is minimal. 
conversations.prefix: I No Reed Gud.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You left the stove on, they’re gonna foreclose your apartment, you gotta feed your cat! No matter what, you gotta get back NOW!!!    
conversations.prefix: Get Back To Florida:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: While some in the group are willing to cross certain lines, you yourself have never seen these lines, and while you aren't going to do something 'evil' per se there's always the *implication* that you might.
conversations.prefix: Twisted:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Okay, so you’re god-knows-where right now. But no matter how bleak things may look, you’ll find something to make this entire trip worth it. For you and you only.    
  
conversations.prefix: Make this worth your time:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've never been as worried about consequences as you should be. Most of your life you believed everything could be fixed with enough money.
conversations.prefix: Born Privileged:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are easily distracted and often get so caught up in whatever you're doing that it end up utterly consuming you until its resolution. Consequences, schmonsequences .
conversations.prefix: Easily Distracted :
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Why remain as yourself until death when mentally transforming into someone else is so bloody fun? You live to 'act' and you're damn good at it. 
conversations.prefix: Method Actor/Actress :
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You plan on having fun and capitalizing upon each and every experience available. 
conversations.prefix: Go With the Flow:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You never exactly learned how to do your taxes as you've never really been employed. You suck at anything that requires any sort of adult-like responsibility on your part.  
conversations.prefix: Irresponsible:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're not bothered by much, but sometimes you should be.
conversations.prefix: No Dignity:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Sometimes relying on others to help you is just the key you need to solving a variety of problems.
conversations.prefix: Teamwork:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Oh you're smart alright and you can sure put two and two together to make a working plan. But...you're intelligent for all the wrong reasons. And almost all of the time the ends totally justify the means.
conversations.prefix: Wrongly Intelligent:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: What can you say, you're pretty and you know it. Sometimes your face is the only thing that gets you places.
conversations.prefix: Pretty Face:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: *"Is this what Racism feels like?"*
conversations.prefix: Alien:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There is just something about you. Be it your small size, your grumpy attitude, or just the entire package. But women just find you just positively adorable!
conversations.prefix: Adorable:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No matter how much you may have trained your liver, you can't go against anatomy. You're pretty damn tiny, you can only handle so much.
conversations.prefix: Low Tolerance:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Everyone has a limit, you might have a higher tolerance, but you still have a limit.
conversations.prefix: Limits....We all have them.:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This poor goat never asked for this fate! Nobody seems interested in the well-being of Mrs. Holbrook!
  
  *"Oh my god, am I turning into a **vegan**?"*
conversations.prefix: A soft spot for Mrs. Holbrook:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You always have your friends backs, you may joke about them, even fight with them, but if someone else does, then the shit is gonna hit the fan.
conversations.prefix: True Brother:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You may be a total weirdo, but you are likely the most loyal of the group. No man left behind. 
conversations.prefix: Loyal:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't even make sense..yet you do. People just sort of believe you sometimes.
conversations.prefix: Weirdly Convincing:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: We all have our tipping points, before "Hulking Out" as the nerds say.
conversations.prefix: Anger Managment:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: All paths lead home, and home is with the gang.
  
  You won't let anything come between you and your friends, the realest family you have.
conversations.prefix: Ellis!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hey, being short can be a perk too!
conversations.prefix: Teeny:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You saw an opportunity and you took it. 
  
  You're definitely due some payback later, but for now, it's all for the lulz.
conversations.prefix: For the Lulz:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: For all the times you say you're gonna stop drinking, all it seems to take is a slightly strong breeze to knock you back into the bottle.
conversations.prefix: Excuses excuses: