conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Spring is rife in the air of the English countryside. Blooming flowers, larks on the wing, snails on the thorn, all of that lovely rubbish. The social scene of the English gentry shifts from the city of London out to country manors, such as Blandings Castle in Shropshire.
  
  Lord Emsworth, twelfth in his line, would love nothing more than to ignore it altogether, focusing his attentions on pottering in the garden and raising his prize-winning pigs. Sadly, his sister Constance has other ideas, so this weekend is a grand party at Blandings.
  
  Soon a horde of friends, cousins, nieces, nephews, and assorted hangers-on will descend on the grand old pile, eating his food, trampling across his grounds, and generally making a nuisance of themselves.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It takes a house the size of Blanding to house both Clarence (Fifth Earl of Emsworth) and his sister Lady Constance Keeble under one roof with any measure of civility. Emsworth is a somewhat-potty country peer, while Connie is a disciplined society lady. 
conversations.prefix: Earl of Emsworth and Lady Constance Keeble:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your friends and relations always seem to come to you for advice. Even more remarkably, they often follow it.
conversations.prefix: Counselor:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are a young unattached woman who loves nothing more than good company. When not at home at your parents' London townhouse or manor, you visit others to meet the best men and women of England.
conversations.prefix: Society Girl:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: An older relative is angry with you, or has a Plan for your future different than you would choose. You need to mollify them, or at least get them distracted by someone else's troubles.
conversations.prefix: Placate Relative:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Someone at the manor has a secret... And you know what it is! You've promised to keep it quiet, and you would never spill the beans. No, never! Well... Hardly ever.
conversations.prefix: Secret Keeper:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: As far as you are concerned, your family has always had money and will always have money. You have a healthy stipend of your own, allowing you to laze about town and do as you please.
conversations.prefix: Wastrel Heir:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are the valet to a rich young gentleman. You keep his flat in order and assist in proper etiquette. Your close association with him and his friends give you unique insight to advise on personal affairs.
conversations.prefix: Gentleman's Personal Gentleman:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are a curate assisting the vicar of Market Blandings. You have a respectable, if modest, position in the local community, and are a regular guest at the castle for social events 
conversations.prefix: Village Curate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You live for hunting, tennis, golf, or any other physical activity best done in the countryside. Most of the year, you leverage family connections to visit all the best houses in the country to enjoy the great outdoors.
conversations.prefix: Sporting Athlete:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are a modestly-famous singer, writer, or composer who has caught the fancy of a resident of Blandings Castle. A quiet weekend away from the crowds to work on your craft seemed just the ticket.
conversations.prefix: Artiste:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are the scourge of the English countryside, a con artist and thief who poses as a friend of the family to infiltrate wealthy manor houses. and make off with the silver or family jewels.
conversations.prefix: Rural Burglar:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your family remains in funds, and your income is either in your own name, or distributed by a relative sufficiently disinterested that you don't need to worry about it drying up. Many of your friends are not so lucky.
conversations.prefix: Rich:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are a fine physical specimen, and think nothing of riding a horse all afternoon, playing two sets of tennis, and then dashing across the field to get first pick of the tea biscuits.
conversations.prefix: Sporting:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: When an irate aunt searches for a niece to vent upon, you are overlooked. Whenever an inconvenient responsibility comes up that you choose to skin out of, nobody seems to notice.
conversations.prefix: Unobtrusive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Unusual among your social set, you possess a modicum of willpower and the mental reserves to stand up to social pressure.
conversations.prefix: Determined:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You keep an ear out upstairs, downstairs, and in the village. If there is interesting gossip or news making the rounds, you're among the first to hear about it.
conversations.prefix: Informed:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A stock market crash, a gambling father, or just a miserly uncle. You barely have the funds to keep up appearances, let alone buy your way out of trouble.
conversations.prefix: Broke:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You think you are god's gift to English verse; the next Shakespeare. Unfortunately, nobody else agrees with you, and they find your nattering about angels' wings and fairy tears in the dew to be a trifle bizarre.
conversations.prefix: Poet:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are straight up not very intelligent. Implication lies beyond your cogitation. Entendres of rank two and higher sail right on by. Math is limited to basic arithmetic, and that's if you're lucky.
conversations.prefix: Dim:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are a social jellyfish. You hate to make waves in the family. As a result, you tend to automatically accept any task given to you and agree cheerfully to any position put out for discussion.
conversations.prefix: Spineless:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You fall quickly in love with whatever member of the opposite sex comes to your attention, and will do anything  to win their favor. Until the next one comes along, anyway.
conversations.prefix: Constantly Lovestruck:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are a creature of the Metropolis. Not for you the wild stillness of a country night, the regimented social schedule of the manor, the mud, the horse dung, the isolated social scene...
conversations.prefix: Urbanite:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have an esoteric hobby that consumes your attention and informs your perspective on all matters. Nobody else has a clue what you're on about.
conversations.prefix: Newt-fancier:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've read books. Books of philosophy. Books of morals and ethics and grand history. Maybe you even understood some of it, but your sense of superior knowledge grates on the phillistines around you.
conversations.prefix: Intellectual:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your object of desire is in residence or visiting Blandings, and you will do whatever necessary to win her over with your charms.
conversations.prefix: Romance - Entangle:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your allowance or inheritance is too small, and someone at Blandings is in a position to increase it. You just have to get good enough in their books to deserve it.
conversations.prefix: Acquire Funds:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Life is too hot for you in the city right now. Maybe an aunt is constantly after you to get married, or you can't live with the shame of the events of last Friday night at the club. Better to hide away in the country for a bit.
conversations.prefix: Rural Escape:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You have been tasked (or have taken on your initiative) to acquire an object from Blandings. Maybe you're after the silver, or Aunt Agatha just doesn't want Uncle Galahad's racy memoirs to make it to publication.
conversations.prefix: Purloin Object:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are not who you say you are. Maybe you're standing in for a friend who couldn't bear the thought of all that fresh air. Or perhaps you have more nefarious plans in mind...
conversations.prefix: Impersonator:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are mistakenly engaged, and your fiancee either lives or is visiting at Blandings. You need to break this engagement, but how to do it tactfully...?
conversations.prefix: Romance - Disentangle:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The small train station just outside the village of Market Blandings. Little more than a platform in a farmer's field across from the Emsworth Arms Pub.
conversations.prefix: Market Blandings Train Platform:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The taxi driver for the town of Market Blandings, today hired to ferry guests to the castle. Despite his public role, he is often sensitive towards outsiders, and reacts unpredictably if he feels he is looked down upon.
conversations.prefix: Jno (Jonathan) Robinson:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A handsome young man of means, Percival is a third nephew once removed of Lord Emsworth. Lady Constance Keeble invited him to Blandings for the weekend with a cryptic message.
conversations.prefix: Percy, Lord Stockheath:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A flock of sheep have decided that the best place to have their early afternoon graze is right across the main road out of the village.
conversations.prefix: Sheep in the road:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This local farmer really likes his sheep. His prized flock of Faroe Mouflon sheep buts up against Lord Emsworth's Empress of Blandings every year at the Shropshire Fair for Best In Show.
conversations.prefix: Nelson James Smoot:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The land around Market Blandings and Blandings castle is perfect picturesqe countryside. Bucolic, lovely, and (usually) quiet.
conversations.prefix: Vale of Blandings:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's the countryside, and that means there's plenty of mud. Passing herds of livestock have churned the road around here into a mire.
conversations.prefix: Shropshire mud:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: One of the grand old piles of the English Countryside, Blanding Castle has gobs of history, sprawling gardens, and the finest pig in a three-county radius.
conversations.prefix: Blandings Castle:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It takes a manor the size of Blandings to house both Clarence (the fifth Earl of Emsworth) and Lady Constance Keeble. Clarence is a potty, absent-minded country peer, while Lady Constance is a disciplined society lady.
conversations.prefix: Earl of Emsworth and Constance Keeble:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Beach is one of the preeminent butlers of the English Countryside, with unbreakable loyalty to his house and master. His gruff exterior conceals a long dampened sense of mischief.
conversations.prefix: Beach, the butler:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are the only daughter of the vicar of Market Blandings. You have a respectable, if modest, position in the local community, and are a regular guest at the castle for social events 
conversations.prefix: Vicar's Daughter:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your mind contains a vast collection of picturesque details carefully harvested from past experiences.  Some of them might even be useful, someday.
conversations.prefix: Excellent Memory:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When Clarence gets involved in something, he usually throws himself into it with such cheerful energy that others get caught up in the rusb.
conversations.prefix: Infectious Enthusiasm:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are gifted at music, took lessons as a child, and have kept in practice since.  You can play a variety of instruments and/or sing.
conversations.prefix: Musical: