conversations.from: system
conversations.value: Starting in the early 1950s, there were stories of toasters. Not your every day toasters, all tiny and demure and sitting on the kitchen counter. No, these were huge, the size of a city street, and they appeared from outer space. They boasted wings, and the toast that came out of them was the size of an 18-wheeler.
  
  No one believed the original stories. Maybe you heard it from your nutty old Aunt Ida, or the weird guy down the block with the shotgun and the collection of plaster garden gnomes, or that news anchor with the devil may care grin who hung himself years later when no one would believe him. 
  
  It doesn't matter though, whether you believe or not, because it's here.
  
  **The Toastpocalypse.**
  
  
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: As a short-order cook, it's your job to make sure the toast gets made. You think fast and can divide your attention between multiple tasks at once.
conversations.prefix: Toast Technician:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: The toast has to get from Point A to Point B somehow, and that's where you come in. You're cool under pressure and can handle a lot of demands on your time at once. 
conversations.prefix: Toast Delivery Associate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: After the toast comes the mess. Crumbs, dirty dishes, butter and jam-encrusted toast-delivery instruments...you can handle them all.
conversations.prefix: Post-Toast Administrator:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It's your task to make sure the toast stays buttered so that the populace can help defeat the toast menace. Everyone knows butter is the superior toast-facilitating additive. Those jam-freaks are wrong.
conversations.prefix: Butter Facility Manager:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It is your sworn duty to create that most perfect of foods: sweet, sweet jam, the perfect spread for dry, crusty toast. Those butter fanatics don't know what they're missing.
conversations.prefix: Jam Production Engineer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nothing gets under your skin. You are cool and confident under pressure.
conversations.prefix: Straight Chillin':
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're always ready to take off and tackle your next challenge. Your enthusiasm is infectious.
conversations.prefix: Ready, Steady, Go!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You care, perhaps a bit too much. Your self-sacrificing nature is incredibly noble.
conversations.prefix: Big Heart:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You got hurt once, long ago, and since then you've decided not to trust anyone. When the toasters come, you'll take care of yourself first, second, and only.
conversations.prefix: Burnt:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: There's nothing you can't think up given enough time and resources. Your ingenuity is boundless.
conversations.prefix: Idea (Wo)Man:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's not your fault that you're better than everyone else. If they'd just let you be in charge, things could be resolved in *no* time.
conversations.prefix: Snob:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Jam is disgusting and anyone who disagrees with you is *wrong.*
conversations.prefix: Jam-Hater:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Really, that's all they're putting on that delicious toast...butter? 
  
  People who do this are monsters and you're not shy about telling them so.
conversations.prefix: Butter is Boring:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're a simple person with simple tastes, and you're ready to work hard to save the planet from the Toastpocalypse.
conversations.prefix: Salt of the Earth:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: There's a lot of things you don't get, like the fact that this picture isn't even of toast.
conversations.prefix: Not the Warmest Toast:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You can carry a lot of toast, more than the average person. It's very impressive.
conversations.prefix: Heavy Duty Plate:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When you can't make a decision, you take forever and often give up. You are just about the *worst* person to go out to eat with. 
conversations.prefix: Waiter, Can I Have Five More Minutes?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You will win, because failure is not an option.
conversations.prefix: Defeat the Toaster Menace!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Saving the world is great and all, but the real menace is Big Butter. 
  
  You aim to fix that.
conversations.prefix: Bring Down Big Butter!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You will bring an end to the jam-purists or let the world burn.
  
  Or whatever the toastpocalypse version of that would be.
conversations.prefix: End the Jam Conspiracy!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: With her eerie, overbright smile, this is someone who doesn't seem quite like everyone else.
conversations.prefix: President of Bread Operations:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Every good quest starts in an eating establishment. This one starts at Al's.
conversations.prefix: Al's Diner:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Anyone could have put the wrong plate in front of someone, honest!
  
  **For Bianca, Lali, and Claudia**
conversations.prefix: An Honest Mistake:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Noah doesn't want help from a *dishwasher.* Rye thinks he's more than that.
  
  **For Noah and Ryen**
conversations.prefix: Mind Your Own Business:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The stories appear to be true.
  
  How can this *be?*
conversations.prefix: Panic!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This kitchen is surprisingly clean. Weird.
conversations.prefix: Al's Diner Kitchen:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You just DGAF about anything right now.
  
  **You cannot play a Strength card while you hold this in your hand. Play it with another card to discard.**
conversations.prefix: Spiritual Xanax:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Boy, this sucker is *big.*
  
  Use to apply butter to the toast before there's so much of it it begins to smother the people of Earth.
conversations.prefix: Extraterrestrial Butter Knife:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A book about toast, by Toast. 
  
  **Play this card with a Strength or Weakness card to communicate with the toasters.**
conversations.prefix: Toast on Toast:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fatima tells you this number will connect you with a reporter who may or may not believe the story you're telling them.
conversations.prefix: WHSV Phone Number:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have been given something that may - or may not - help you save the planet from the giant, flying toasters. Time to use it.
conversations.prefix: Warn Planet Earth!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Is there something to this book? You're about to find out.
conversations.prefix: Contact the Toasters!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Put it on your head and think really hard.  
conversations.prefix: Colander:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Put it on your head and think really hard.
conversations.prefix: Colander:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Put it on your head and think really hard.
conversations.prefix: Colander:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Put it on your head and think really hard.
conversations.prefix: Colander:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This is the big kahuna. Time to see if you can convince it of the truth and get it to leave Planet Earth alone.
conversations.prefix: Head Toaster:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: What do you need to make French toast?
  
  Butter...eggs...and what was the third one?
conversations.prefix: Teach Them a New Way:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: After the toaster war, how do you survive?
conversations.prefix: Life Finds a Way:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're tired of being the soggy bottom slice. You want to get up there and make something of yourself.
conversations.prefix: Tip-Top Toast:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You come off as callous, short tempered, and rude. You go for the simplest option even if it may hurt people's feelings. But feelings are a waste of time anyways.
conversations.prefix: Tough Crust:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: As hard as she tries to control it, when they're stressed, they tend to explode. The result isn't pretty.
conversations.prefix: Short Temper:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You need to know ALL the ingredients and directions before putting something together. How else are you supposed to take someone else's flawed creation and turn it into perfection?
conversations.prefix: Perfectionist:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Fear is not their forte. At all.
conversations.prefix: Fainthearted:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're *a lot* to take in. Most of the time you have too much going on in too many directions for others to follow what you're doing.
conversations.prefix: Fruitcake:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: They care about their loved ones deeply. Some would call this a weakness, but it certainly seems to drive them.
conversations.prefix: Caring:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: They're easily believable.
conversations.prefix: Convincing:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You only remember important stuff like the melting point of iron and the ratio of gasoline to motor oil in napalm. Really obscure toaster folklore ... not so much.
conversations.prefix: Crumby Memory:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You do what it takes to survive and help others. Times may be tough, but you're tougher. Nothing can stop you from going all in and coming out on top.
conversations.prefix: Hardy Bread:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You've been through a lot of both good and bad. Now you're older and wiser.
conversations.prefix: Stale Toast: