conversations.from: system
conversations.value: In a world where super heroes constantly fight the forces of evil, one sinister mega corporation stands to outfit evil doers everywhere with TOP QUALITY EVIL PRODUCTS. 
  
  Evil Inc is a company designed to distribute and invent products that the aspiring villain needs to be successful. Need a robotic minion? Evil Inc has that. Want your very own doomsday device? Evil Inc has you covered. Can't seem to find giant mutant lizards outside of Japan? No problem! Evil Inc is a fantastic place to work and well, you work there. So you have the best --er more interesting job ever! The biggest problem getting in Evil Inc's way is that pesky Hero Corp and of course all those annoying superheroes. Stupid do-gooders. You're better than that! That's why you're working for Evil Inc.
  
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  This world is somewhat loosely inspired by TV shows and movies like Office Space or The Office with a major splash of inspiration from "The Supervillain Field Manual" and "A Method to the Madness." None of these are required viewing or reading at all. But if you want to, by all means go ahead.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Ted is your basic family man trying to earn a living and to feed his family. Yeah, sure his organization is pure evil. But he doesn't care. He just works here. He also probably hates your guts.
conversations.prefix: Ted from Accounting:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is pretty much everywhere else outside Evil Inc. Evil Inc is located in lovely Tranceilia, Nevada.
conversations.prefix: Somewhere out in the city:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Somehow, you got a hold of this. You can freeze people with this. Only good for 3 uses until it needs to be recharged. Make sure you take the charge adapter along.
conversations.prefix: Freeze Ray MK I:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Ideal for probably giving you cancer and some lame super power like super strength or something. Or it might possibly kill you. Either way, you have no idea.
conversations.prefix: A vial of radioactive mutagen:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Guess what you found in the warehouse? Your very own android henchperson! You always wanted your own minion! Let's just hope it obeys the three laws of robotics and doesn't come with any glitches.
conversations.prefix: Ann Droyd:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: They warned you not to touch this. What comes out of this portal from points unknown is the stuff of nightmares.
conversations.prefix: That untested desktop mounted inter-dimensional portal:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: (BLANK)
conversations.prefix: Chekhov's Human:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is just one of many customers you deal with on a daily basis. This is the exact reason why Evil Inc exists! To help the aspiring modern supervillain.
conversations.prefix: Supervillain customer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Pretty much your typical angry customer making some absurd request. Maybe redirecting them to Sales might help.
conversations.prefix: Irate customer:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You don't even know why he keeps showing up. Especially without an appointment! All you know is that whenever he's around, he ALWAYS screws something up.
conversations.prefix: That pesky superhero who keeps dropping in uninvited:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: DON'T YOU DARE GO IN HERE. EVER. NO ONE EVER SEES DOCTOR MYST WITHOUT AN APPOINTMENT.
conversations.prefix: Doctor Myst's Office:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Elevator goes up. Elevator goes down. And sometimes, things happen inside of it.
conversations.prefix: The elevator at Evil Inc.:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: It's the first place you see when entering Evil Inc. Welcome!
conversations.prefix: Reception:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: A place where you hang out and eat when you aren't working during the day.
conversations.prefix: The Break Room:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This is where people make the big sales among other things. Very officy.
conversations.prefix: Offices:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: While Evil Inc is a distributor of handy products for the modern super villain, they also have an R&D department too where they create their own products and experiment on them.
conversations.prefix: Evil Inc Labs:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This is anywhere just outside of Evil Inc. From the massive sprawling garden to the parking lot. Don't forget your security pass.
conversations.prefix: Office Grounds:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is where Evil Inc keeps all its' products. It's filled with boxes and crates containing all kinds of evil and villainous things!
conversations.prefix: The Warehouse:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: A place in which your boss tells you all collectively how much you suck. Oh, and it's also a place for meetings.
conversations.prefix: Meeting Room:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No one's really been down here for years. So there's no telling exactly what's down here!
conversations.prefix: The Basement:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This is where all orders are shipped from and where new products are received.
conversations.prefix: Shipping and receiving:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: These guys actively WANT to ruin your day by stealing your tech, erasing your hard drives, and other assorted mayhem. In other words, watch out for them!
conversations.prefix: Hero Corp. saboteur:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Things look bad, don't they? Make it through this and maybe something good will happen to you!
conversations.prefix: Try to survive:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Oh shit son! They're all over the damned place! Someone should stop them. Maybe it's you?
conversations.prefix: Stop the Beetlemen!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: For some reason, you managed to get a vial of this. You have no idea what it will do if you let it loose on the world. Maybe something cool? Maybe a zombie virus?
conversations.prefix: Artificially created virus:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Generic and ubiquitous office equipment
conversations.prefix: Stapler:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Combustible lemons were so 2011. Why not try the latest in the incendiary fruit craze with Evil Inc's very own Combustible Grapefruit! It's the newest craze in unsuspecting and unassuming explosive items.
conversations.prefix: Combustible Grapefruit:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It has some important jib jab scrawled all over it. But you don't care do you?
conversations.prefix: Office memo:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You'll know it when you need it and most likely it's at your desk.
conversations.prefix: Random office supplies:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: These guys are the ultimate spy masters. They have been hired by Hero Corp to spy on Evil Inc. But they can easily be bribed.
conversations.prefix: Hero Corp. Spy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: She's the vice president of Evil Inc and perhaps the only one who has ever seen Doctor Myst's real face. She's only slightly less mysterious than the good Doctor.
conversations.prefix: Angelique Révolte:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: This is just one of many customers you deal with on a daily basis. This is the exact reason why Evil Inc exists! To help the aspiring modern supervillain.
conversations.prefix: Supervillain customer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You don't even know why he keeps showing up. Especially without an appointment! All you know is that whenever he's around, he ALWAYS screws something up.
conversations.prefix: That pesky superhero who keeps dropping in univited (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Great for hitting stuff! And also great for putting out fires.
conversations.prefix: Fire Extinguisher:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: AWESOME CIRCULAR PASTRIES!
conversations.prefix: Doughnuts:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Coffee keeps you sharp and active! Also, it tastes awesome. Did I mention it keeps you sharpandactive? I'msureIdid. Wow! Lookatme! I'mfasterthanabullet!
conversations.prefix: A mug of coffee:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You never know when you just might need an extra brain.
conversations.prefix: Brain in a jar:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Don't be stupid! You don't own a helicopter! Why are you even here?
conversations.prefix: CEO's Helipad:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Scandal! The thing you want to do most is hook up with one of your coworkers. IN SECRET! No body will ever know.... Or will they?
conversations.prefix: Secret office romance:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're out for getting that hot promotion. But you think the only way to do that is to suck up to anyone higher up than yourself. Good luck!
conversations.prefix: Professional suck up:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Someone's been stealing from you and you're out to find out who! Is it the janitor in the break room? Or is it that creepy guy from accounting? You wanna know!
conversations.prefix: You have my stapler!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're much happier getting someone to do something for you instead of doing it yourself. You only do the thing when someone nags you enough.
conversations.prefix: Lazy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Maybe you were hired for your looks? Obviously, you weren't hired for your intelligence! No one knows why you're still here.
conversations.prefix: Dumb as a rock:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You want to see how much office equipment you can steal without getting caught! Steal lunches is no longer enough for you. Go big or get caught trying!
conversations.prefix: Steal ALL the things!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your job is to sell as many products as you can to aspiring super villains.
conversations.prefix: Sales Clerk:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your job is to sell as many products as you can to aspiring super villains.
conversations.prefix: Sales Clerk:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're great with anything with a microchip. You're the ultimate tech whizz. This is your element!
conversations.prefix: Computer Geek:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You work in warehousing. Meaning you get to handle all the cool stuff Evil Inc sells first hand!
conversations.prefix: Warehousing:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're one of the higher ups. You get to look after everyone else under you. You also have the power to make everyone under you miserable whenever you feel like it. Ah! What power!
conversations.prefix: Manager:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You work in warehousing. Meaning you get to handle all the cool stuff Evil Inc sells first hand!
conversations.prefix: Warehousing:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You work in warehousing. Meaning you get to handle all the cool stuff Evil Inc sells first hand!
conversations.prefix: Warehousing:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're one of the higher ups. You get to look after everyone else under you. You also have the power to make everyone under you miserable whenever you feel like it. Ah! What power!
conversations.prefix: Manager:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're the first face everyone sees when someone enters Evil Inc's doors. Try to smile.
conversations.prefix: Reception:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your job is to sell as many products as you can to aspiring super villains.
conversations.prefix: Sales Clerk:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You clean up everyone's messes. But you're also the eyes and ears of this place. There are many things that don't escape you.
conversations.prefix: Janitor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Nobody knows how you even got hired in the first place. For starters, you're an ACTUAL zombie. But you seem to be decent at your job and you get along with everyone else despite the weird cravings for brains.
conversations.prefix: Office Zombie:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You know that thing you do that's really annoying to everyone else and you can't help it? This is that thing. It drives people crazy if you're hanging around them for too long
conversations.prefix: Odious Personal Habits:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're the first face everyone sees when someone enters Evil Inc's doors. Try to smile.
conversations.prefix: Reception:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You just don't want to get fired. But bad things just end up happening to you. You walk a very thin line.
conversations.prefix: Don't fire me!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're doing whatever you can to earn that coveted award and the huge free dinner that comes with it.
conversations.prefix: Employee of the year:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: This is your boss. They have worked hard to make Evil Inc what it is today. They had started off with a vision of creating an easy way to distribute affordable wares to aspiring super villains everywhere. No one really knows what Doctor Myst actually looks like. No one is really sure of the good Doctor's real gender! Many rumors surround the secretive CEO and it looks like there will be no end to them either any time soon.
conversations.prefix: Doctor Myst PhD:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Weird and strange things happen to you at random and they usually seem to impede you in some way. Occasionally this works out. But not really. You have a 60% chance of it being bad.
conversations.prefix: Weirdness Magnet:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're just as annoying as one of those superheros. RE: The very thing Evil Inc hates.  If you were a DnD player, you'd be lawful good hands down. But some of your coworkers might find it annoying.
conversations.prefix: You just wanna do the right thing:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your hygiene is terrible. So much so that you're pretty smelly. Maybe you're nice. But you stink!
conversations.prefix: Can you please stand down wind?:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You've been with this company long enough and you're sick of it. You want to quit. But everyone and everything keeps getting in your way! People just like having you around too much despite your best wishes.
conversations.prefix: I just wanna leave...:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You want to reach the top of this organization and you don't care who you step on to get there. And let's face it - you love power and you love using it. This might not get you any friends.
conversations.prefix: Power Hungry:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your ultimate goal is to prank everyone in your office for your own amusement. You love this. You get a huge kick out of this! Feel free to go nuts!
conversations.prefix: Original prankster!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Gizmo has a ton of stuff to scare people in her basement. Are you brave enough to handle them all? Or are you going to start screaming like a little girl?
conversations.prefix: Basement of Horrors!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: To your coworkers, you work here. Except that you don't. You were fired months ago. But for some reason, they forgot to take you off the payroll. You want to see how long you can last without getting caught and tossed off the premises.
conversations.prefix: Survival of the sneakiest:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Your rival has the better cubical. It has a nice window and a view. You want that. You are actively working against your rival to get rid of them and get that cubical all to yourself. May involve ray guns.
conversations.prefix: Hostile take over of your rival's cubical:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Your big thing is that you're just out to make money. Cash is awesome!
conversations.prefix: From pay cheque to pay cheque:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You just have that postive outlook on the world as though it could do no wrong. Damn. Aren't you working for the wrong company?
conversations.prefix: Naive:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're just not that great at seeing color. But somehow you found a way to get by. Well... most of the time.
conversations.prefix: Color Blind:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You know that strange thing you're allergic to? Yeah. You might want to avoid that.
conversations.prefix: Weird Allergy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have this crippling fear of something that most other people find as an odd thing to be afraid of. That really sucks to be you.
conversations.prefix: You're scared of THAT?:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're way too fond of the drink. And it's causing problems in your life. You need help.
conversations.prefix: Alcoholic:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You really can't get too far without that hit of coffee. Caffeine is just way too important to you. You crave it! And you get crabby without it.
conversations.prefix: Caffeine junkie:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Everyone calls greed a sin. But you sure as hell have no problems with it.
conversations.prefix: Greedy:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have no self control. Really! You just don't.
conversations.prefix: Impulsive:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Sure, you wanna get the job done. You just don't always care what gets destroyed in the process.
conversations.prefix: Reckless:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You're addicted to a particular vice and you can't get enough of it! You actively seek ways of getting at it.
conversations.prefix: [Vice] Addict:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're everyone's favorite lab lacky. If someone's too lazy to get something done, you are the one stuck doing it.
conversations.prefix: Lab Assistant (R&D):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: While he bats for superheroes with Hero Corp- the official equipment and outfitters for the modern superhero, his tactics are cunning and he can be quite ruthless when provoked. Evil Inc has always been a thorn in his side. The sooner he kills the competition, the better.
conversations.prefix: Eddie Kong CEO of Hero Corp:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Just in case you want to tie some one up... or practice your knot work. 
conversations.prefix: Rope:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: With the press of a remote detonator, your victim will get a huge blast of blue ink! Also, it comes with a GPS function allowing you to track your pen.
conversations.prefix: Exploding tracking pens:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: By some horrific (or genius depending upon how you look at it) act of science, humans have been successfully crossed with Volkswagon Beetles transforming them in to human-car hybrids. No one is really sure why this is done. Just know that it has been. You can keep the "hybrid" jokes to yourself. Beetlemen are easily annoyed, you know!
conversations.prefix: Beetleman:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Oh shit son! They're all over the damned place! Someone should stop them. Maybe it's you?
conversations.prefix: Stop the Beetlemen! (copy):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Oh my god! It looks like your coworker was murdered! Well... to be fair, you barely knew them. Maybe you saw them in the break room once or twice. But still.... WHO'S LUNCHES ARE YOU GOING TO STEAL NOW?!
conversations.prefix: Dead coworker in the parking lot!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You have your dead coworker's body and you have no idea what to do with it! Do you call the cops or dispose of it yourself. Either way, it's your problem now.
conversations.prefix: Dead body:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Hero Corp. has had enough of Evil Inc's shenanigans and wishes to put a stop to it... by any means necessary.
conversations.prefix: Hostile takeover!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Looks like the higher ups are out on vacation and left you all behind to deal with the mountain of paper work! And that just sucks. It's up to you and your friends to make the best of it.
conversations.prefix: Corporate vacation!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Good news - you get to do science in the name of evil. Bad news - things might explode, spontaneously combust or escape. We know who to blame for that.
conversations.prefix: Scientist (R&D):
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Good news - you get to do science in the name of evil. Bad news - things might explode, spontaneously combust or escape. We know who to blame for that.
conversations.prefix: Scientist (R&D):
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're deeply interested in how things work. You are constantly asking questions and openly wondering why.
conversations.prefix: Curiosity:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Tim from Accounting seems rather upset about something and he's looking for someone to yell at. I think someone had better calm him down..... or else!
conversations.prefix: It's all your fault!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Oh shit! Some sort of nasty biological something has escaped one of the labs and the whole building is on lock down. Looks like you're all working late tonight unless something is done about this!
conversations.prefix: Office quarentine:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Whatever you do, DON'T activate this! You have no idea the untold horrors it will do!
conversations.prefix: Doomsday device:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're all bloody bored. So in your boredom, you come up with the "Office Olympics." It's full of wacky events (Using corporate property) in which you compete to try to get first place.
conversations.prefix: Office Olympics:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: By some dastardly act of unspeakable science, Evil Inc labs has managed to successfully cross humans with a Volkswagon Beetle creating car-human hybrids. We don't know HOW they did it. We just know that the "Beetlemen" seem very pissed off about it and Turbo Teen reruns don't seem to be placating them either! Now they've escaped and they're all over the place. How are you going to survive?
conversations.prefix: Attack of the Evil Inc Beetlemen!:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Face it.... you're physically very strong. You have muscles on your muscles! That's why some people like to call you "The Brute."
conversations.prefix: You are a brute!:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: When you put your mind to it, you keep going until you get the job done. You tend to stick it out to the end and very little dissuades you.
conversations.prefix: Perseverance:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You're a people person. You're good at talking to people and you're highly charismatic. Lets face it - people just so happen to like you and you so happen to like people.
conversations.prefix: Social Engineer:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: These guys are the ultimate spy masters. They have been hired by Hero Corp to spy on Evil Inc. But they can easily be bribed.
conversations.prefix: Hero Corp. Spy:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: For some of you, you were recent hires and this is your first day on the job. For some of you, it's your first day back after vacation. Either way, it's your first day of something.
conversations.prefix: Your first day:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are in charge of keeping undesirables off of company property. Usually with brute force and ray guns.
conversations.prefix: Security guard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are in charge of keeping undesirables off of company property. Usually with brute force and ray guns.
conversations.prefix: Security guard:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You are in charge of keeping undesirables off of company property. Usually with brute force and ray guns.
conversations.prefix: Security guard:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You are in charge of keeping undesirables off of company property. Usually with brute force and ray guns.
conversations.prefix: Security guard:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Maybe this was written on your hand or on a piece of paper. Either way, you have a random phone number and you feel compelled to call it.
conversations.prefix: Someone's phone number:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: b
conversations.prefix: One smart cookie:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: b
conversations.prefix: Humor:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: b
conversations.prefix: Bravery:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: b
conversations.prefix: Honest:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: For the ladies and gents who plan to do some horizontal dancing!
conversations.prefix: Birth control:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Someone apparently thought this was a good idea for the office Christmas party gift exchange last year and the year before that... and the year before that....
conversations.prefix: Re-gifted novelty gift:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: To help keep an eye on your fellow friends and just about everyone else. Nosey!
conversations.prefix: Spy gear:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: He runs a Social Justice Warrior blog on Badlr. Half of his arguments don't even make sense after a point! And yet people still listen to this guy.
conversations.prefix: Beetleman and Minion's Rights Activist Barry:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: You want to create something so great that you become famous.  Your work is not complete until the world knows you as genius and visionary.
conversations.prefix: Next Great Scientist:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Zombies rarely are villains, though they understand the pleas of the disposable minions-life
conversations.prefix: Just a Minion too:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: It says it all: A zombie on fire. The polyester in his suit melts to his skin, his hair is gone, and he's really not all that happy about this.
conversations.prefix: Zombie on fire:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The chemicals Dr. Brubaker has access to in his lab have the potential to solve a wide variety of problems!
conversations.prefix: Chemical Supply Closet:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: Dodging cars is practically your second name (not to mention 40% of what you spend your day at your desk doing).
conversations.prefix: 2002 Frogger Championship Tournament Runner-Up:
conversations.from: human
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.prefix: Wild:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Bombs, darts, human arms... whatever it is, Tony can throw it!
conversations.prefix: Solid Throwin' Arm:
conversations.from: gpt
conversations.value: No, you're not the first zombie there was--but you're just as important today, because it's your birthday!
conversations.prefix: Patient Zero:
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: You say you hate Halloween but truth is it scares the bejeezus out of you. All those kids and people running around as Superheroes and 'Up-Up-And-Away'ing or 'Kulk-smoosh!'ing at you...who knows what heroes are real or just costume!
conversations.prefix: Halloweenophobic: