So you had a troubled youth?Twins
TESTICLES
This one is for Zoroaster.
` The Dodge brothers home from college started a landscape service. They are
twins, but not identical. Great Builds, Not too muscular, but no fat. I
drooled as they worked around the yard bare chested in shorts. `

Cory is drop dead cute in the face. Dan has the more masculine lantern jaw.
They are the oldest of ten children, clean cut, good family.

I offered them some lemonade on the patio. I mentioned to Dan that he had a
bit of a limp. What happend?

He blushed. "Nothing, you don't want to know."

Cory was the one to let the cat out of the bag, as I kept pressing Dan for an
answer.

As you know we both just turned 21. I congratulated them on that.

Legal to drink but you guys don't drink do you?

We come from a large family.

I know your parents should be very proud. Wasn't Allen the valadictorian at
his high school graduation?

Allen our little brother, He's the first one.

Well, you guys are twins you couldn't both be valadictorian of your graduating
class.

Cory blurted, "No, first eunuch."

Come on you guys are just making this up.

Dan the quiet one just pulled his shorts down. There were his strangled balls
in an elastic all dry and shrivelled.

Hey we're outside, lets go in the house. In the kitchen I pulled the drapes.
Do you mind showing me again? I explained that I've had castration fantasies
longer than their father has been alive. Ever since I was 8 on the farm
watching animals done.

What a surprise, they both shucked thier shorts. Here I was in front of two
gorgeous stud eunuchs wearing only sneakers. corys balls had come off but Dans
were still hanging on.

Do you mind if I feel? Their erctions were growning.

Dan said, "You'r the first one to say anything about my walk. Is it that
noticable?

No.

Lets go to the bedroom. Do you mind giving an old man a fantasy? I see that
you still get erections, can you cum?

Want us to hsow you?

Yeah. I shucked my clothes and got into bed between two eunuchs.

I've always dreamed of being castrated between two eunuchs.

What a sight we must have made, No balls, hard balls and floppy old balls, all
jacking off together.

Cory asked for a kleenex as hewas ready to shoot his load.

I told him to just let it go.

Cory came first and Dan and I came together.

I pulled up the blanket and snuggled between two warm gentle youth.

I was in HEAVEN. Gently stroking each others chests and hugging for maybe 20
minutes.

Can you guys do that again?

Yes, we're eunuchs not dead.

I got out of bed and brought my toybox grom the dresser. I have a four and a
six prong elastrator and a bloodless emasculatome (Nut nipper)

Who wants to band me?

Cory was out of bed in a flash.

Do you want the four prong or the sis prong?

He'd never seen a six prong set before so he picked it.

I loaded it cocked it and showed him the trigger.

He knealed in front of me. Pulled my balls through the ring, and pushed the
release lever. The band snapped off the prongs and around my nuts.

Hey that's pretty neat we just usd a four prong.

Back in bed I came first in spite of my retirement age.

After we came Dan wanted to inspect my balls.

Sure go ahead.

Cory said. So you're going to be a eunuch too!

No it's just a fantasy I have. I reached for the wire cutters, slid one side
under the band and snap!! Boy that sting when you cut them off like that.

Dan asked how long I'd been doing this sort of thing? Let's see 68 minus 18.
About 50 years.

What I want to know is why you two healthy young guys went through with it.

Allen was first.

What does that have to do with you?

Well, his good grades, his calm personality, all that stuff we wanted.

How did he loose his nuts?

This guy on his wrestling team lost his first. That's kind of hard to hide.

After a shile they noticed other changes, more concentration, better grades.

Finally some of the other guys decided that's what they wanted.

Allen always the studious one found the elastrator on the internet.

Two guys from the team and Allen got together and elastrated themselves. His
grades improved to 4.0 his full senior year, That's how he claimed to get
valadictorian.

Dan and I have been struggling with grades in college. Good enough grades to
keep our scholarships. But, man it's been afight to keep grades.

We got out of college in time to watch Allen whisz through finals and
graduate. We asked him how? He made us promise not to tell mom and dad. He
regretted not being able to have children.

Allen told us that he'd elastrate us but we had to get sperm frozen first. We
did and on our Birthday he elastrated us.

The Dodge brothers still do my lawns bare chested with hairy legs below thier
shorts. I still watch and so does every girl that goes by. They're so polite,
so handsome.

They tell me that nobody else know their secret.

They are all business when they do my lawn. They'll drink the lemonade but
politely decline when I offer a circle jerk.

Maybee I can find something to put in the lemonade.  

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