The Redneck
TESTICLES, Joke
redneck goes to a clinic for an operation. Things do not go quite as he expected..
` One day, a burly redneck went into the clinic run by the woman doctor who
served his backwoods village. `

"Doctor," he boomed in a loud, deep voice. "I'm tired of women harrassing me
and making my life a misery....I want you to castrate me!!"

"A-a-are you sure??" stuttered the doctor.

"Of course I'm sure!!" said the redneck. "Stop messing about, hurry up and
castrate me!!"

Sure this was what he wanted, she put the redneck under the anaesthetic. She
cut out his two male jewels, and put them into the incinerator, where she put
all discarded organs.

As the redneck came round from the anaesthetic, the doctor said, "I notice you
were never circumcised. Do you want me to do that while you're still here?"

"Th-th-that's what I meant!!" screeched the redneck in a strange, high-pitched
voice. "'Circumcise'....that's what I meant!!D-d-doctor...w-w-what have you
done??"  

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