The Plan
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES
A boy with a plan
The Plan

	"We have decided to go out tonight and you are to stay here 
alone!" mother said.His parents left. he was alone. He went and took 
a hot bath. all of the sudden he got an idea! The first thing he did 
was shave his scrotum clean .then He got out of the tub dried off and 
went down to the the office.he grabbed a rubber band, 
novocaine,syringe,a pair of surgical scissors and a cauterizing iron. 
He also got a bowl from the kitchen. Then he went upstairs back to 
the bathroom. Locked the door.



	He was ready. He plugged in the cauterizing iron giving it 
plenty of time to heat up. He then took the syringe and filled it up 
with novocaine.first he injected his scrotum.Then he did each of the 
vas deverens, and finally each testicle. He waited about ten minutes 
for his sac to become numb. He took the rubber band and wrapped it 
tightly around the base of his scrotum.Then he twisted the rubber 
band and wrapped tight twice.and a third time.



	He took the scissors and placed them right above the rubber 
band on the top of his scrotum. He placed the bowl directly under 
himself.He  was facing the mirror. His scrotum was now all tight with 
the rubber band placed where it was. The scissors were still open but 
had all part of the scrotum within it boundries. It was time.



	" They are gonna be sorry for not letting me go out!" he 
said. He then quicky closed the scissors. He was looking at himself 
in the mirror and was watching as his scrotum in an instant fell from 
his body into the bowl. It was done. He took the cauterizing iron and 
placed it on the wound  for a good minute.  There was no blood loss. 
He couldn't feel a thing where is balls once hung between his legs. 
His scrotum was now sitting in the bowl waiting for him to do 
something with it. The rubber band was still holding his nut sac 
tight. He took a jar and filled it with formedehyde. He then 
unwrapped the rubber band three times opening up his scrotum. He then 
for the first time got a good look at his testicles. he picked up his 
right testicle by the severed vas deverens to study it more 
closely."so thats what a testicle looks like! I am so glad I cut  
them off ". He then put the testicle in the jar along with the left 
testicle and the now emptied scrotum. he closed the jar.

	He stayed that way all his life after that night. Nobody ever 
found out about it. He kept the jar in his safe where only he knew 
the combination. That way he knew where they would be safe.