What Valerie did
STRAIGHT, PENECTOMY
Valerie fixes her boyfriend, (a poem)
` Valerie decided to give up  
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Sucking and fucking dick.  

She'd much rather have her pussy  

Fingered and sucked and licked.  

A vibrator or a dildo  

Could easily blow her mind  

So why should she have to worry  

about birth control each time?  

So Valerie told her boyfriend  

What she'd decided to do  

Mike would get no more blowjobs  

and never again would they screw.  

She really didnt want to lose him  

She loved him with all her heart  

But he had to choose between her  

and his insignificant part.  

Cause Valerie had decided that penis  

Had no place in her life  

If Mike wanted to stay with her  

He'd have to go under her knife.  

Mike got a month to decide,  

It only took him 3 days.  

He could live without a penis  

But without his woman, no way.  

So Valerie got what she wanted  

and Mike lost what he had...  

His girlfriend cut off his penis  

But it really wasn't so bad.  

Their sex is now more intimate,  

There's no chance of him cheating.  

No more birth control worries,  

and no worry that he'll be leaving.  

So ladies take my advice  

if you don't need dick or more kids,  

(and if he gives you permission)  

Chop off what Valerie did.  

  

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