Cash, Credit, or Cock?
TG, PENECTOMY, TESTICLES, NULLIFICATION, TRAVELERS' CHECKOUT
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“American Sexpress” is a hard-to-find hardon store in Bangkok.

It’s in the attic of a strip club where the strippers are mostly petite asian-
oriental shemales, mostly still with cute cocks of all shape and size, but
with some eager to display a dreamy crotch of silky smooth nothingness.

You might hear it from the studly bottomless bartender. You might hear it from
the bare-breasted waitresses. Or, you might even hear it from one of the
“girls” during a private lap dance.

“Will that be cash, credit, or cock?” they will ask as you order Sake on the
rocks, or when you order something devilishly delicious off the menu, or when
the devil in you has been groping a sexy shemale bodylicious babe for a
20-song all-nude touch-anywhere lap dance set.

With Sake on the rocks ordered cum-covered at $500 a shot, four meaty-balls
spaghetti at $8,000 a plate, and the 20-song fantasy at $100 each, you might
find your wallet too empty and your credit cards too near their limits.

If you ask for the nearest ATM, you’ll be directed to American Sexpress, shown
the secret doorway and given the password of the day. Even when you get there,
you might decide that you’ll be spending with neither cash nor credit today.

When you eye the merchandise for sale at American Sexpress, the hardon store
gets you raging right away. Again, you might hear, “Will that be cash, credit,
or cock?”

“Here, you can barter with your balls,” offers the saleswoman (or sales
shemale-woman). $1,000 per gonad is the going rate. Your whole cock-ball combo
will get you $15 to $30 grand, depending on just how grand it really is.

If you are in the neighborhood and in the market for some kinky packages – and
willing to consider losing _your_ package -- stop in and see and feel some
shemale sexiness.

You’ve got nothing to lose to at least think about losing it. It is usually a
good happy deal all the way around.

  

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