Heard on the CB radio
TESTICLES
` Trucker A: I'm so horny, when I get home tonight, the wife will probably
have another kid. `

Trucker E: Ever thought about sterilization?

A: Yeah, I've thought about it but it cost so much, Why? are you sterile?

E: Hell, my nuts have shrunk to almost nothing.

A: Where did you get it done?

E: You know that Cantina where you turn by Donna's Ranch?

A: Yeah

E; Ask in the back, she's got a pair of nut nippers. She'll have you in and
out in 10 to 15 minutes.

A: Does it Hurt?

E: Only for a minute or so, then they're numb.

A: Know anybody else she's done?

E: The whole family has been, My Dad, my uncle, my brother in law, cousins. If
she's still around she might even do my son when it's time.

A: She's really good, huh.

E: Oh, yea!!

A: Maybe I'll have to try it. Think she's still open tonight?

  

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