Ontario woman tears off husband's testicles (News item)
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES, True story (News report)
` From the Globe and Mail: `

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Gentlemen -- get ready to squirm. It's a story few men can hear without
scrunching their faces, crossing their legs and gasping.

A man from Pickering, east of Toronto, returned home to meet his live-in
girlfriend early yesterday morning.

The man was fresh from his 46th birthday party with friends, but police say
his night was far from over.

Police say the two began to fight, and during the scrap, the woman got a hold
of her partner's testicles and yanked so hard she tore them from his scrotum.

The extent of the damage is unclear.

The man was sent to hospital but there's no word on whether surgery was
successful.

Urologist Philip Klotz says an injury such as this is very rare, especially at
the bare hands of another person.

Klotz says it ``must have been one hell of a pull.''

The woman was arrested and charged with aggravated assault.

Her bail hearing is scheduled for today.

No names have been released.

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From another paper:

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Love hurts and Barrington Wynn may know it better than anyone.

The 46-year-old Ontario man had his testicles torn off Monday morning, but he
says he deserved it and still loves his wife.

Wynn admitted he arrived home drunk early Monday morning and was slapping his
15-year-old son when his wife grabbed him below the belt, dug in with her
nails and tugged.

Donna Crichton was charged with aggravated assault.

Wynn was taken to hospital in Toronto where doctors froze his wound and
reassembled the family jewels.

But despite his pain, Wynn says he doesn't believe his wife should have been
charged.

Crichton was released on two-thousand dollars bail yesterday.

She's not allowed to have any contact with Wynn as a condition of her bail,
but will continue to live with her kids in Pickering, east of Toronto.

Crichton's lawyer says it's a ``puzzle'' that Wynn wasn't also charged.

Wynn says he isn't leaving his woman for ''nobody in the world.''

  

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