At the Y 2
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES
Inside info on the Roulette games at the Y
Hi my names Mary, and I just thought I give you the inside scoop
about the Roulette game we have at the Y every saterday night.

The truth is we run the game. Us women you know. Not many of you
guys seem to suspect it but we do. Wives, girl friends, sisters, 
mothers, all off us. The whole idea was ours.

The whole thing is really just a way of getting even, you see.
You fellows aren't quiet a smart as you'd like to believe. We talk.
We know a lot more about your doings then you'd think. We know who
is cheating on his woman, who beats their wife, who the rapists are
and a lot more. 

Well, anyway we came up with this game to punish those men who
missed behaved. You'd think it was random luck wouldn't you? but it's 
not. We know who is sitting where, and do are best to ensure
that the "loser" gets his!!!

The Other night when you say that father and son get it? Well you
wouldn't know this, but they were takeing turns with daughter of that 
family. So I guess we put and end to their fun now didn't we?

Any way here is what we normally do with the gonads once they
are cut off.  The wife/girl friend is usually allowed to take them
and do with them as she sees fit. Some just throw them away, others
keep them. I know one lady who had them made into a necklace, and 
another who keeps them in a jar. Every once in a while the brings
them and taunts her husband with it.

If the woman doesn't want them, we store them away in a freezer,
and when there are enough, we usually call for a "girls night". Then
we have a nice little party, where they make some pretty tasty 
snacks. You'd be surprised at the number of delightful dishes they
can be used in!!.

Oh, and of course there are on occassion a night where we have
no specific victim in mind, and then we just do it randomly, but it's 
not nearly as rewarding...

The otherday one of the girls suggested a special night, where
we nut 49 of the players, and leave only one guy whole. Now just 
think how lucky he would feel.

But the most amazing thing of it is this, the men play the game
all on their own. Who would have thought tht they'd be lineing up
50 at a time, just to risk their balls. Men are so silly!