An Interesting Story
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES, implied humil
A husband and wife have a conversation about castration as a possible solution.
` "Castration is perfectly natural," she said. `

"I don't think so," he replied. "Mother nature gives boys balls for a reason."

"Yes, but you're a man now."

"What is that supposed to mean?"

"Your balls have already served their purpose. You don't need them anymore."

"What about having kids?"

"We can freeze samples of your sperm for that. Face it, you don't need them."

"What if I want them?"

"What about what I want?"

"You want me to lose my balls?"

"Frankly, yes."

"But why?"

"Because I think our relationship would be better without them. You would
focus on my needs instead of getting your rocks off."

"But my thing would shrink."

"Your thing can afford some shrinkage. It's really not that important. It's
not much more than a tool for delivering sperm and piss, and you don't need to
deliver sperm, and you can piss just fine with a small dick."

"I still don't think it's natural."

"Honey, ask yourself: if Nature had intended men to keep their balls why did
she make them so easy to remove. I mean, they look like they were meant to be
taken off. Just look at the way yours dangle!"

"Well . . ."

"Just think about it, okay? I know you want our relationship to be the best it
can be and I want you to consider that your testes might be getting in the way
of that goal."

"Well, I guess it doesn't hurt to think about it."

"No, it doesn't. Goodnight, Honey."

"Goodnight, Dear."

  

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