Replacement penis
PENECTOMY
Fantasy letter from a Urologic Nurse about how a eunuchpenis is removed and replaced with a silicone penis.
Dear Jamie,

Thank you for your inquiry. The surgery you are interested in is called
“Penile Replantation Surgery (PRS).” Few urologists perform this surgery; Dr.
Hamstadd is the lone certified urologist in Pennsylvania, Delaware, New
Jersey, and Virginia. This surgery is offered to eunuchs but is especially
needful for those who become impotent or who suffer from severe penis
retraction. Severe retraction is determined when the eunuch penis fails to
hang outside of the body on its own or if weights must be continually used to
prevent retraction. Retraction can be aggravated by insufficient sexual
activity, though not always. In your case James, it sounds as though your
penis retracts even with the use of daily weights. I believe that you are a
good candidate for PRS. However, Dr. Hamstadd will need to examine you first
to ensure that no other medical problem is present.

This surgery will provide you with new sensations to the glans or tip of your
penis. You will experience sexual feeling, though you will not climax or
achieve a penile orgasm because you are castrated. Most eunuchs who have PRS
look forward to sexual relations again because they believe they can better
satisfy their spouse or girlfriend. Our statistics confirm that sexual
satisfaction for women is higher if the eunuch has had PRS. Dr. Hamstadd has
successfully performed over 500 of these surgeries to date and though two men
have asked to have the surgery reversed, all the other eunuchs are well
pleased with the results and so are there wives or girlfriends. Now for the
surgical facts:

Your penis will be measured prior to surgery and you or your wife can choose
the dimensions of the silicone replacement penis. Typically, the silicone
replacement penis can exceed the original penis dimensions by two inches in
length and 1 inch in girth. If your original penis measured 6 inches with a
girth of 4, you will most likely be fitted with a penis that measures 8 inches
in length and 5 inches in girth. That’s because the skin of the penis is
pliable and stretchable. The skin is all that is used because PRS will involve
the removal of your penis. As with most eunuchs, this probably will not bother
you, since you have already become detached from your penis. You are more
interested in pleasing your wife, which is typical of a true eunuch. However,
you need to understand the extent of the surgery and what it entails. Once you
are sedated, Dr. Hamstadd will make a two inch incision in just the skin of
your penis, at the base of protrusion from your body. The skin of your penis
is left intact along with the nerve endings. Dr. Hamstadd will carefully
preserve the nerve endings, which will be bundled and pushed into the glans or
tip of your penis near the end of the surgery. She will then clamp, dissect,
and excise your penis,cutting it free from your body. Your dissected penis is
pulled away from the skin, so that the skin of your penis is inside out. Dr.
Hamstadd will then remove your dissected/excised penis. Since it is a body
part, it must be placed in the medical waste. (New laws forbid the
transportation of human body parts. Do not ask to take it home with you). The
nerves are then stretched up to your denuded penis tip or glans and sewn fast.
A silicone replacement penis is then moved into place; the skin of your penis
is slowly pulled over the silicone penis. Once satisfied, Dr. Hamstadd will
close the incision and you will be on your way. The operation takes
approximately 1 hour. Your new penis will hang downward making it largely
unnoticeable. It will feel large and heavy at first. It will take awhile to
get accustomed to it. You should experience sensation in the tip soon after
the anesthesia wears off. Complete healing takes approximately three to four
weeks. Then your new penis can be used for intercourse, but it should be used
gently with care.

In answer to your question, I can send you a typical silicone replacement
penis for you to examine. The cost is $10.00, plus shipping. You will be able
to get a sense of what it will feel like to own one of these penises. These
silicone replacement penises come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.
Since the skin can conform to the shape, you can choose from a large
selection. The one I send you may not be the size that best fits you.

Jallen Paltow, Urologic Nurse

  

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