O' Canada, the Cocks Stand
TG, TESTICLES
en garde for thee
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The X chromosome puts the classy twinklein her eye and special sense in her
sensuality. The Y chromosome gives her a cute cock. The Why chromosome asks no
questions.

You reach her by starting at the Russian flag under the North Pole, then
picking up her long young trail southerly downYonge Street, race a few
thousand kilometers past thousands of beavers and past thousands of genitalia
of all ten genders, and you’re there. There in TO,where she is handy good at
Goodhandy’s.

The tranny chasers sneak a peek. The enlightened can tell her ancestors were
Greek. Unable to speak, He 1 kissed herfeet. He 2 kissed her lips and her
cock.

She describes herself as pansexual, which means she has been known to do
erotic prospecting and probing with kitchenutensils. It means other things as
well.

She wears a loadstone pendant on a silver necklace. She’s seen all the movies
by Linda Lovelace.

The mystical magnetic properties of loadstone (AKA leadstone and lodestone)
are well known. Most everything else iswell unknown.

The pink pail is loaded with loads. He 2 kicks a broken condom off the chair,
as upon his lap she soon is to dance, thevirile vision in his two-Labatts
trance.

“What’s the kinkiest sex you’ve had,” asks He 2. “The list is shorter for the
kinkiest things yet to bedone,” she answers.

“What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done lately,” He 2 counter-probes. And, this
is the story she told:

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He 1’s balls were on fire. Figuratively in some ways, and in most ways
literally.

She was brunette that day, that day of daze and blaze. And, her lovely white
skin was draped in ebony silk lingerie. He1 just had to stay.

His heart had melted for her. His balls might as well follow. In the distance,
the not-too-distant future, was heard the lovely sound of a swallow.

Her movement was deft. Without disturbing her exquisite French manicure, she
pulled with her left and snipped with herright. From the ass popped the dildo
opus, from the flames came the testes flambé, to the owner’s mouth they
returned.

Followed by the dildo he yearned.

With a smile of delight, he kissed her perfect feet. His smile widened further
beyond belief when his happy glazed eyessaw that the exquisite French had been
there first.

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Forlovely NS – North _and_ South

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...to be continued ...

  

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