Throwin' You A Party
GAY, TESTICLES, old joke
I modified an old farm joke for the EA.&nbsp; I hope the open ended&nbsp;humor is acceptable and enjoyable.&nbsp; Again, this is not to be shared with minors.
A farmer hires Little Johnny one summer to help around the farm. They bale the
hay, culivate the corn and 'nut' the bull calves.  
  
At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Little Johnny,since you have done
such a fine job here this summer,I am going to throw a party for you."  
  
Little Johnny says, "Right on, thanks a lot man!"  
  
So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because
there will be lotsa drinkin'going on."  
  
Little Johnny says, "Hey,I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should
do just fine."  
  
And the farmer adds, "There is also going to be a lot of fightin' so I hope
you are ready."  
  
Little Johnny responds, "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am
in pretty good shape."  
  
"One more thing," says the farmer. "Did I mention that there will be lotsa
sex?"  
  
"Far out!" says Little Johnny. "I have been out here all summer and I have
been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?"  
  
The farmer says, "I don't care...it's just going to be the two of us and the
burdizzo!"  
  
  

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