Cyber-Bitch Technologies: The Constrictor
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES, SCI-FI
A faux advertisement for a product that does not exist, but should.
` Cyber-Bitch Technologies brings you the latest advancements in ball-busting.
We have made the fantasy of automatic and wireless ball-busting a reality!
Women, now you can punish your man’s plums without even touching him!!! `

Introducing—The Constrictor! This coiled cuff fits snugly around a man’s
ballsack. With muscles modeled after the Boa Constrictor snake, The
Constrictor’s dual coil chambers (one for each ball) can constrict to the
maximum degree short of rupturing the testicles. Imagine—squeezing a man’s
balls within inches of their lives!!!

The Constrictor can be set to bust automatically. Perhaps you wish to bust
your man’s nuts for two minutes every hour or for thirty seconds once every 5
minutes—just set the timer and the strength and duration of each squeeze and
you can remind your man who’s boss of his balls as often as you want, even
when you’re not around!

The Constrictor can also be controlled by our Cyber Fingers analog glove.
Cyber Fingers responds to your hand movements. Squeeze an imaginary testicle
in the air and the The Constrictor’s coils will constrict. The tighter you
squeeze, the tighter the coils compress his kiwis!

Best of all, The Constrictor is Guaranteed Not To Damage the Testicles.*

Here are testimonies from satisfied customers:

“I bought The Constrictor on a whim. Now I never let my husband go anywhere
without it. He used to have straying eyes. Now every time he looks at another
woman I just remind him who's the boss of his balls!" (Rhode Island, US)

"I and my boyfriend love The Constrictor! I put it on him in the morning and
then I give him squeezes throughout the day whenever I feel like it. He says
it's like my hands never leave his scrotum." (Cambridge, UK)

For a premium fee, The Constrictor can be configured with a cellular
controller. Just dial up the number as though you were calling a friend's cell
phone, enter the settings you want, and The Constrictor will bust him as hard
and as long as you want! Pain to your man's testicles is as close as the
nearest phone!

*If The Constrictor's safety release is damaged or disabled, do not use it. Cyber-Bitch technologies assumes no responsibility for damage or destruction of the testicles if The Constrictor is misused. 

Other stories by this author (ghost-writing for Ball Eater):

Two Guys Really Get Fucked

Coeds Discover Penectomy Porn

Castration Quickie One, Two, and Three

Memoir of a Student Teacher

  

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