Kum Melar
STRAIGHT
Indian Festival
Kum mehla
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    We marched and chanted to the water's edge, the Mother Ganges. 1000 
    of us new followers. We were to be the next generation of holy men. 
    To be naked from this day on. We de-robbed for the last time at the 
    waters edge and took a step into the water. The holy leaders 
    arrived and blessed us with the holy water.
    
    Our future followers we're here en-mass, 1000s. We erected 
    ourselves by whatever means needed. I  just played sensitively with 
    my penis.
    
    Female followers, now naked entered the water. A beautiful young 
    woman, maybe 25 stood in front of me. She held my penis with both 
    hands, one near the head, the other near the shaft. If felt great. 
    She smiled sweetly. And then... She moved her hands rapidly and 
    violently in opposite directions, obviously well practised on 
    various crops.
    She broke my penis so easily. Unlike the crops she was used to 
    breaking , my penis stayed in one piece however it would never be 
    erect again.
    
    She lead from Mother Ganges by my penis. On the side of the river, 
    she released her grip. I fell to feet and kissed them in gratitude. 
    She smiled down at me. When I stood up, she and 1000 or so 
    followers knelt down. They stayed knelt as I walked past them to 
    start my life as  a holy man.