Mechanization (short, straight?, penectomy)
"Since your last visit, we've become completely mechanized," explained Sue, a
heavy-set woman in her forties. Her friend Patty, a pretty young woman, looked
at the contraption with amazement.

"How does it work?" she asked.

"Well, it allows us to take on about 50 men per hour. Thus the cost for each
is a lot lower. Of course, there will always be those who can afford personal
service from a dominant mistress or a gay man, but this offers relief for the
masses. Look at the line out there!"

Through the glass door, the women could see a long queue of men, huddled in
the cold. "They've been waiting out there for hours!"

Sue went to the door unlocked it, and opened it. "Twelve at a time, please!"
she cried, as the men jostled for entrance. With some difficulty, she kept out
everyone after the first dozen. "The rest of you will have to wait your turn.
It doesn't take long."

She handed each man who had entered a leaflet, but none of them read it--they
seemed to know its contents already. "All right, gentlemen, take your
positions!" Each stepped up to one of the available places at the machine.

"To begin, insert a credit card," explained Sue. "The charge is only one
hundred dollars." Most had already done so, and were waiting impatiently to
continue. "Notice the economy," explained Sue to Patty. ""Getting cropped by a
mistress or master costs at least a thousand. Some of our more talented
dominants charge many times that!"

Then, returning to the eager men, she went on. "When the green light goes on,
insert your penis in the opening in front of you. Be sure to put it all the
way in, including the balls." Most of the men had already done so. "Look at
them," murmurred Sue to Patty. "They've all got hard-ons. They love it!"

"Now, when you press the red button on the machine, you will feel a ring clamp
around your cock and balls. At this point, the process becomes irreversible,
so think carefully before taking this step! Once the ring is in place, you
will never be able to remove your penis from the machine." Patty gasped.
Despite Sue's warning, the rings could be heard clamping into place.

Shortly afterwards, the men began to wince.

"They've each just got a shot of anesthetic. It takes about five minutes to go
into effect."

The men, sweating, waited impatiently. "Can't you speed this up?" cried one of
the men. "Yes," cried another, "it's what we've been dreaming of for months."

"Just be patient--it's better this way," replied Sue. Slicing noises could be
heard, then a sizzling sound. "Cauterization," explained Sue to Patty. The
machine automatically cauterizes and sutures the wound."

The men began staggering away from the machine, in happy triumph, their
fondest dream come true. "Congratulations, girls!" cried Sue. Now just step
into the next room, where you can rest for a few minutes. Make room for the
next group."