Fresh Roast of an Old Chestnut
TESTICLES
Abnormal lyrics by a mellow tormentor. You know the tune. How’s your little prune?
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Your nuts roasting on an open fire

Jack-knife clipping at your hose

Eunuch scrotums being hung on a wire

Dicks dressed down by Eskimos

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Everybody knows a cock head and some

Blow torches help to make the season bright

Tiny tits with their nips all aglow

Will find be a good hard fuck tonight

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They know that Theica’s on her way

She's added lots of glans and gonads

To her prey

And ev'ry motherfucker has

Gone wild, to spy and see if

Testes really know how to fly

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And so, we’re offering this

Friendly phrase to eunuchs from

None to ninety-two

Although this is said in the merriest way

"Have some good fucks for you"

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_(Fuck CB too)_

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