Giving Their Left Nuts
TESTICLES, CANADIAN BAKIN’
<b>Toronto urologist satiates her fetish — a taste for good gonads.</b>
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Dr. Zelda Dundas did her undergraduate work under the skirts of most of her
sexy classmates at Scarborough University for Ontario Women.

She did her post-graduate work in post-op, peering under the hospital gowns of
men coming out of urological surgery. The doctor herself has never
_officially_ come out of the closet.

Dr. Dundas is a urologist who knows how to operate cock-and-ball equipment.
She knows how to operate _on_ cock-and-ball equipment. She knows how to
dismantle cock-and-ball equipment.

But her deft, skilled hands do not really like _touching_ cock-and-ball
equipment. What her delicately-tactile digits love to caress, and love to
love, are cunts.

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Men with dick problems come _to_ her all the time — because she doesn't dick
around, and because a conclusive diagnosis always requires that they cum _for_
her all the time.

If the men needing cock check-ups pay by check, they get a hand-job from one
of the doctor's lovely, cuntly, great-assed assistants. If they have great
health insurance, they get blow jobs from the Blue Cross beauties — so both
the cocks-in-question and the bills-for- _service_ get inflated.

Mesmerized by the masterbation examination, the cock-troubled men never ask
for a second opinion when Dr. Z. D., M.D., makes her routine determination:
“Necratic Testicle, Left Side, Excision Indicated.”

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The doctor's unilateral orchidectomies are shown bi-weekly on ORTV. You have a
ring-side seat, and the cock-ringed cocks make especially erotic viewing —
they always stay rock hard as the left scrotal sac has its testicular tenant
evicted.

She does a dozen per week. Sometimes thirteen — if her baker will be at her
traditional Sunday brunch-of-balls.

No beeper for the urologist on Sundays. No emergency time off during the
taste-of-testes tęte-á-tęte.

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_Classy Bitch always has two invitations.  
Care to join her sometime?_

The good doctor would like to  
meet and eat you too.

Cunt _or_ cock will do.

We like sweets _and_ meats.

  

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