THE WIFE's CHOICE -- A JOKE
PENECTOMY
AFTER AN ACCIDENT THE WIFE MAKES A CHOICE FOR HER AND HER HUSBAND.
<< A man was in an accident and his penis was chopped off. 

He was rushed to the hospital where the doctor examined him, and 
after careful examination said, "We can replace it with a small 
size for $2,000, a medium size for $5,000, or an extra-large size 
for $10,000. I realize it's a lot of money, so take your time and 
talk it over with your wife." 

When the doctor came back into the room he found the man staring 
sadly at the floor. 

"We've decided," the man told him as he choked back tears. "My wife 
says she'd rather have a new kitchen."