the meal
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a strange evening with my prospectives
The Meal.
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Donna and I had been dating for a month and now I had been invited to
 her home to meet her daughter and have some home cooked food.

We met at the office and travelled home together.

I offered to make some tea. "That'll be great". Donna went to the sitting
room and waited. I rumaged around the cupbaords.

I was looking for tea bags when I discovered a cupboard full of male
genitalia in various states of preserve. What should I do. I made the tea
and took it to them. Playing it cool. Make my excuses and go.

Donna drank some tea and left to make dinner. Sharlene was at the table
doing homework. What are you studying. Biology. Male reproductive organs.
She opened up her bag and brought out a massive penis - it's a horse's 
penis. Big isnt it. And then took out some bull's Testes. These belonged
to a bull. If you had things this big, you couldn't walk could you.

I laughed politely. Donna returned and shut the door. On Sharlene's plate
was two men's penis, 4 testes and mash potato. My mouth dropped open. I got
up and headed for the door. It was locked. "Where are YOU going?" demanded
Donna. Sharlene bit the head of one of the penises. I felt weak. Donna slipped
out of her dress. She was naked. Her beautiful curvey womanly form walked towards me. My
legs were like jelly. She dropped to my knees and undid my trousers. I 
couldn't resist her advances. She slipped down my pants and my erect cock
sprung up. "Dont worry, I've never done anything to hurt anyone". She slipped
my cock into her mouth.