An unlikely tale
TESTICLES, MINOR
A man strips off on a beach, and is approached by a little girl. He suffers a horrible fate..........
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Jim was lying on the beach. He stripped naked, using a newspaper to cover his
genitals.

A seven-year-old girl came up to him and asked, "What's under the paper?"

"A bird," Jim replied. He then fell asleep.

He woke up an hour later, in hospital. He was in agony as he had suffered
terrible injuries to his genitals. He was visited by police officers who
interviewed him, and then went to the beach to see if they could find any
witnesses.

They found the girl and asked her what had happened.

"When he fell asleep I picked up the paper and played with the bird," she
said. "Then it started spitting at me. So I broke its neck, set fire to its
nest, and smashed both its eggs!!"  

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