Bubba-Gump Gonads
TESTICLES, fine dining
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Age-of-Innocence Cup of Balls, Allspice Balls, Almond Bavarian Cream Balls,
Ambrosia Cake Balls, American Brioche Balls, Anadama Breaded Balls, Anchovy
Buttered Balls, Angel Cake Balls, Anise Seed Balls, Apple Strudel Balls,
Apricot a la Cognac Balls, Armenian Cabbage-Leaf Stuffed Balls, Arroz con
Pollo Balls, Artichoke Hearts and Bottoms Balls, Asparagus Balls Polonaise,
Avocado Gonad Guacamole;

Bacon and Biscuit Balls, Bagna Cauda Balls, Baltimore Stuffed Balls, Banana
Bran Bread Balls, Barbecue Chinese Herbed Balls, Bay Leaf Balls, Bay Scallops
and Balls Quiche, Bean and Ball Flageolets Bretonne, Bechamel Balls, Beef
Budapest Goulash Balls, Beer-Battered Balls, Beets with Pickled Balls, Ball
Beignets, Berry Soup Balls, Billi Bi Balls, Black Velvet Balls, Blueberry
Sauced Balls, Burs sur Chocolat Balls, Bread and Butter Balls, Brine Bath
Balls, Brioche Balls Francais, Brown Sugar Balls, Brunswick Ball Stew,
Buckwheat Ball Blini, Buttermilk Ball Doughnuts, Butterscotch with Balls Pie;

Cabbage Balls a la Russe, Cacciucco Balls, Caesar Salad Balls, Cafe Brulot
Balls, Canapes Balls a la Simon, Candy Taffy Balls, Cantaloupe with Balls
Farmer's Style, Caper Sauce Balls, Caramel Frosted Balls, Caraway Breadstick
Balls, Carbonnades with Balls a la Flamande, Carrot and Cream of Ball Soup,
Cassata Balls Palermo, Caviar with Balls Madrilene, Celery with Tarragaon and
Balls, Champagne Bordelaise Ball Punch, Cherry Jubilee Balls, Cheese Fondue
Balls, Cheesecake with Rum-Marinade Balls, Chestnut Boiled Ball Torte, Chicken
Divan Balls, Chicken Florentine Balls, Chicory and Fenel Salad with Balls,
Chilean Manjar Blanco Balls, Chinese Sesame Seed and Ball Cookies, Chocolat
Balls Boules Sur, Chocolate Chiffon Ball Souffle, Cinnaomon Buns and Balls,
Clams and Balls on Toast, Clambake Washboiled Balls, Coconut-Pecan Frosted
Balls, Concord-Grape with Balls Jelly, Consomme Balls a la Madrilene, Corn and
Ball Relish, Cornmeal and Ball Crackers, Court Bouillon Balls, Crabs with Soft
Shell Ball Saute, Cranberried Ball Fruit Preserves, Creme Balls St. Jacques,
Crepe Gonad Suzette, Cuban Breaded Balls, Curried Balls, Custard and Ball
Pudding;

Daiquiri with Frozen and Glazed Balls, Dandelion Greens with Wilted Balls,
Danish Ball Pastries, Deep-Fat Fried Balls, Dilled Ball Sauce with Lemon,
Duchesse Potatoes au Balls, Duck and Ball in Wine with Green Grapes, Dutch Pea
Soup with Split Balls;

Eel with Balls Anguilles Quo Vadis, Eggs Scrambled with Balls, Eggnog with
Ball Essence Chiffon Pie, Eggplant and Ball Fritters, Egyptian Ball Kebabs,
Endive Salad with Braised Belgian Balls and Walnuts, Escalopes de Veau Balls a
la Holstein;

Fettucine with Alfredo's Balls, Fig and Spicy Testes Tortes, Fillet Plaza de
Ball Athenee, Finger Rolls of Balls, Finman's Ball's Haddie Delmonico,
Flageolets Bretonne-Style Balls, Flank Steak with London Broiled Balls,
Flemish Ball Sauce for Poacher's Salmon, Floating Island of Balls, Fondue of
Balls Bruxelloise, Frankfurter Goulash a la Walter Siezak's Balls, French
Bread Stuffed with Balls, Frenchman's Balls Brioche, Fricadeller Balls,
Frittata Balls Italiana, Fritto Misto Balls, Frogs Legs with Balls Provencale,
Frosted Icing of Confectioner's Balls, Frozen Tangerine en Ball Surprise,
Frozen Velvet Chocolate Ball Tortoni, Fruit with Brandied Balls, Fruitcake's
Balls Jamaica Light, Fudged WWF Balls in Minnesota Cake;

Galantine of Balls, Garlic Balls, Gazpacho Balls, Genoise Gonad Praline,
German Balls Lebkuchen, Gevulde Kool Rap Balls, Giblets and Gonads, Gingered
Balls with Fruit and Cheese, Glogg's Swedish Balls, Gnocchi Cream-Puff's
Balls, Goose Roasted with Wild Balls, Gorgonsola Ball Dip, Grand Central Pan
Roasted Balls, Grapefruit Juice with Sherried Balls, Gravy from Red-Eye's
Balls, Greek's Balls Mousaka, Green Balls a la Nicoise, Gulf Coast Stuffed
Balls from a Flounderer;

Halibut Baked in Ball Cream, Hallacas Balls, Hamburger au Poivre with Dill
Balls, Hard Ball Sauce, Hard-Shelled Testicles, Harvard Beets with Ivy Balls,
Hash from Red Flannel Guy's Balls, Hasty Ball Pudding, Head On Ball Cheese,
Henry Creel's Peppered Balls, Herbed Herb's Balls Biscuits, Hollandaise Quick
Ball Sauce, Homard's Balls a l'absinthe, Honey's Balls, Hong King Kong's Balls
Garden Salad, Hors de-Ball d'oeuvres, Horseradish Cold Ball a la Dresden,
Hungarian's Balls and Cream Cake;

Indian's Balls Rice Pudding, Indonesian's Balls with Vegetables and Shrimp,
Irish Ball Sweet Bread, Irma's Onion and Ball Sandwich, Islanders' Balls Luau,
Italian's Balls Mixed with Olives;

Jamaican Ball Pot Roast, Jambalaya Balls, Japanese Balls Tempura;

Kaiser Schmarren's Balls, Kebabs with Eqyptian Balls, Keftedes Testes, Key
Lime Ball Pie, Kidney Steak and Ball Stew, Knob Celery with Puree of Balls,
Knockwurst with Balls in Beer, Korean Balls Marinade, Kosher-Style Dill Balls,
Kumquat Ball Preserves;

Lady Fingering Balls, Lamb Arni Pissed on Balls, Lasagne Teste, Leeks in Balls
Vinaigrette, Lekach's Balls, Lemon Dressing North African's Balls, Lima Beans
with Balls for Rosemary, Long-Berry Long-Ball Sauce, Linzertorte Teste,
Lobster and Ball Moana, Long Islander's Balls in Port, Luchow
Schlemmerschmitte a la Balls;

Macaroons with Almond Nuts and Nut's Nuts, Madras Ball Curry, Malayan's
Chopped Balls, Mandeltorte Testicles, Manicotti Stuffed with Balls, Manjar of
Balls Blanco, Marzipan Rolled-Ball Cookies, Meat Ball Balls, Meringue Balls
Glacees, Mexican's Balls Carnitas, Milanaise Ball Sauce, Minced Balls, Mint
Testicle Parfait, Mocha Mucha Balls' Cream Frosting, Mona Lisa Dressing with
un-Dressed Balls, Mont Blanc Balls aux Marrons, Mornay Fillets of Soul-Brother
Balls, Mousseline Ball Sauce, Mushrooms and Balls a la Grecque, Mussels in
Bacon and Balls, Mustard Seed Buttered Balls;

Neapolitan Chopped Balls, New Englad Ball Chowder, Nut Brittle and Twisted
Nuts;

Oeufs Balls a la Neige, Ohio Cornball Relish, Omeltet with Spanish Balls,
Orange Ball Wedges Spiced and Chilled, Oriental Shrimpy Balls, Oyster a la
King's Balls;

Pain d'epice of Balls, Palermo Ball Cassata, Panettone Testasterone, Parker
House Ball Rolls, Parsnips with Candied Balls, Pasta Ball e Fagioli, Pastel de
Chocho Balls, Pate Truffle with Fluffed Balls, Paula's Cold-Ball Tomatoes,
Peanut Nut Ring Cake, Pea-Size Balls French Style, Periwinkles of Baked and
Winking Balls, Petits Fours with Four Petite Balls, Pickled Ball Peppers,
Pilaff Balls Greek Style, Pineapple Ball Crepes, Pizza Testa, Plum and Ball
Pudding, Polenta Variations of Balls, Polish Balls Chopped with Porkers,
Popped-Over Balls, Portugeuese are Chicken Balls, Potage Balls Cressoniere,
Poulet Balls Marengo, Pounded Ball Cake, Puffed Ball Pastry, Punched Ball
Punch;

Quiche with Balls for Lorraine, Quinces with Spiced Balls;

Radishes with Chinese Balls, Raisin and Dried-Ball Pie, Ravioli ala Bardelli's
Balls, Revanie Ball Revue, Rhubarb and Ball Pie, Rice and Molded Ball
Maltaise, Risotto Hall of Fame Balls, Rock Hard Balls, Roman's Balls Noodles,
Roquefort and Cognac Balls, Rumanian's Balls Ghivetch, Rye Ball Fritters;

Sacher Torte Teste, Sage's Balls and Leaves, Salade Russe Balls, Salsa Verde
Balls, Sambal Ball Goreng, Savarin with Savory Balls, Scallions with Mashed
Balls, Scallops en Ball Brochette, Scotchman's Balls Shortbread, Scrapple
Scraped Balls, Senegalese Ball Soup, Shad Baked in Cream of Balls, Sherried
Ball Custard, Short Deviled Balls, Shrimpy Balls from Pierre, Sicilian Ball-
Cream Cake, Snails and Balls Stuffed with Mushrooms, Soft-Shelled Balls
Armandine, Souffle au Grand Marnier's Balls, Spanish Ball Omelet, Spare Balls
with Beer and Honey, Specialty Balls Licked by Tongue, Spongey Ball Cake,
Springy Ball Cookies, Squashed Balls Baked with Acorns, Sweedish Ball Glogg,
Sweet and Pungent Ball Cubes, Swiss Balls Boiled by Rosemary;

Tamale Testicle Pie, Tarragon Balls in Aspic, Tart's Mocked and Puffed Balls,
Tempura Batterered Balls, Teriyaki of Yanked Balls, Tom's and Jerry's Balls,
Tomatoes Stuffed with Balls and Basil, Tongue Stuck On Balls, Tortoni
Testicles, Tropical Ball Tea Punch, Tufoli Stuffed Balls, Turkish Ball
Moussaka, Turnip Snipped-Ball Casserole, Tutti-Fruti Brandied Balls;

Ukranian Ball Borscht, Upside-Down-Ball Muffins;

Vanilla from Bavarian's Ball Cream, Veloute Ball Sauce, Venezuelan Balls from
Hot Tamales, Vichyssoise Balls a la Ritz, Viennese Ball Crescents, Vitello's
Balls Tonnato, Vol-au-Vented Balls;

Waffles of Whole Wheat and Nuts, Walnut and Nut Fudge, Watercres Testicles,
Welshman's Balls with Rabbit, Western Ball Casserole, White Sauce of Balls,
Wine Mulled with Balls;

X-Rated Ball-and-Cock Flamer's Flambe;

Yoghurt with Hurt Balls, Yorkshire Ball Pudding;

Zabaglione's Bag of Balls, Zarda Ball Grande, Zucchini with Balls of the
Courageous Florentines, Zuppa Ball Inglese.

... and that's about it.


(Other pieces by and from Classy Bitch are found by clicking index-by-author
on the eunuch.org homey page. CB is a M to E to W in Toronto. She likes to
think of herself as a ballsy ball-less babe with brains. Then again, she often
doesn't much like to think at all.)

  

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