Brief
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES
Short story.
` A very well dressed matron walked into the farm supply store, purse and
manila envelop in her hands. `

The storeowner walked over to her and asked: “Can I help you madam?”

“Why yes, you can, what kind of tools do you have for castrating.”

“What kind of an animal are you going to geld?"

“My husband.”

“Madam, you can’t do that it’s against the law and inhumane to boot.”

Without a word the woman opened the manila envelope and displayed a series of
pictures showing her husband and the storeowners young wife in various
compromising positions sans clothes.

“Ah yes I see the need now to have this violent stud altered, right over on
this counter. In this instance I would recommend a banding tool and a very
sharp gelding knife.

  

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