VISIT TO THE DOCTOR (A JOKE)
Other:    JOKE
A man visits his doctor and gets GOOD NEWS/BAD NEWS
THE ANNUAL CHECKUP

A guy goes for his annual checkup, and about a week later
his doctor calls him in to give him the results.  "Well,"
says the doc, "You're in pretty good health, however I do
have some good news and bad news for you."

"Give me the GOOD news first." Requests the guy.

"Your penis is three inches longer than it was on your
last physical."

"That's GREAT!" exclaims the guy, "but what's the BAD news?"

The doctor replies, "It's malignant!"