Pa Loses His Nuts
STRAIGHT, TESTICLES, MINOR
Ma nuts Pa.
"C'mon Pa, says Ma. Let's go out to the barn. I'm gonna take them nuts off
ya."

"Aw c'mon, Ma, says Pa, "You can't be serious."

"Now you know what I told you, Pa, if I caught you exposin' yerself to Little
Sis again."

"I'm sorry, Ma, you know me, I couldn't help myself, it just felt so darn
good."

"This is the last time, Pa. Now let's go."

Out in the barn Ma tells Pa to strip naked and then tells him to sit in a
wooden chair and spread his legs. She puts a rubber band tight and high up
around Pa's nut sack to help control the bleeding. Then she fits a wooden box
with a spring-loaded slicing blade inside around his nut sack. It pinches a
little going on and Pa says, "Ouch!"

Ma tells Pa he might as well have one last cum before she cuts his nuts off
and tells him to jerk off.

Ma watches Pa jerk off and then shoot a thick, gooey load. Then she bends down
and pushes a button on the box. Pa hollers in pain as his whole nut sack is
sliced neatly off. She wraps the stub of his nut sack with a bandage.

Ma says, "I'm sorry I had to do that to ya, Pa, but I had no choice."

"I understand," says Pa, as he gingerly pulls on his pants.

Ma pulls Pa's severed nut sack out of the slicing box and says "I'm gonna tan
this. Your nut sack will make a great change purse."

"Whatcha gonna do with my nuts, Ma?" says Pa.

"Oh, feed 'em to the hogs, I guess."

"How many men have you de-balled with that contraption?" says Pa.

"Fifteen, countin' you, Pa," says Ma.

"Who's next?" asks Pa.

"Little Johnny, probably," says Ma. "Little Sis told me the other day she
caught him playin' with himself out behind the barn."

"Do you remember buildin’ this nut-slicing box for me five years ago?" says
Ma.

"Yep," says Pa, "I do."

  

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