text: You beg Mom for money, but she’s in no mood to listen to you. In fact she’s pretty pissed off at you even thinking that she’d go for this idea.
  
  You REALLY want that bomb shelter though. You NEED it. You know the END is coming soon, so you decide to do something desperate.
  > You offer your mom sex in exchange for money
  Uh…no. That doesn’t happen! (Sicko!)
  
  Instead of THAT, you just beg you Mom harder for the money. Out of pity and to stop your whining, she gives you the money from her Swiss bank account and you buy the bomb shelter. You receive the location and keys soon afterwards
  
  Soon just before the nuclear bombs start dropping, you and your Mom head to the shelter where you remain safe and live for years. Over the years naturally you and Mom become very close and begin to look at each other with greater intimacy and fall in love until one day…
  
  (Okay, so it DID happen, but it was for love, not money!)
  
  Eventually you and your Mom emerge from the bomb shelter and repopulate the Earth with your mutant children and found an empire that brings order to this hostile wasteland.