text: Face it; you don’t really have that much of a personality, so instead of buying any one of the more “interesting” items, you decide to get the dull gray building to match your life. Its only $2000 and nobody else wants it, so you get it with relative ease.
  
  Alright! A place of your own, no more having to quickly erase the porn on the computer or explaining to Mom why your pants are off anymore!
  
  After you receive the location, you quickly start packing up your shit. Until you realize you’ve got a lot of it. Hmmm, you don’t really feel like moving it all and you briefly think about selling some of your shit on Ebay, but as usual you can’t bear to part with anything. Where else are you gonna get a genuine Hitler Pez dispenser? Or the rare gay version of Star Wars? Or even that picture of you with Boudicca’s ghost?
  
  Besides you don’t want to waste anymore time on Ebay today. You’re in a rare adventurous spirit and really wanna find out what this building’s all about. You load up your Mom’s car with as much shit as you can and drive to the building’s location. It takes you a day to get there, but you finally do it.
  
  You’re here at the Gray Building. You’re also in the middle of nowhere! You can hear a pack of ravenous wolves in the distance. There’s only one door and no windows. Looks pretty ominous actually. Like a place where they’d do a snuff film, or perform secret government experiments.
  
  Well in any case you DO own it, so maybe you should find out!
  > You inspect the outside of the building
  You inspect the outside, but there's nothing unusual. It’s just concrete, no windows, or other doors at all.
  
  You make your way back to the front of the building and the door is gone! You could've sworn it was right there! You search and search, but to no avail. It’s just solid concrete now. You're search more, but you see some wolves up on a nearby hill that look very dangerous, so you decide to leave and come back tomorrow.
  
  When you come back, the entire building is gone! There's no trace of it. You can't figure it out! This WAS the right location. This is very strange. Maybe you made a mistake and need to travel further up the road.
  > You travel further up the road
  You drive a little further up the road, still nothing. You're about to give up when then you see it again. You see the Grey Building. You guess you just didn't realize it was further than you thought.
  
  The Grey Building stands before you and there's the door, so you can go in if you want.
  > You go in the Grey Building
  You enter the Grey building and suddenly feel a strike to the back of the head.
  
  "THIS IS MY GREY BUILDING! DIE INTERLOPER!" a voice shouts as you try to get back up. A heavy boot kicks you in the face and everything goes black.
  
  The last thing you hear is a rusty chainsaw.
  The last thing you feel is that chainsaw entering your back.
  The last thing you think is that this is the GREY Building not the GRAY Building.