text:  
  
  In thick black Sharpie, it says
  
  
  “Dear Clara,
  
  
  If you leave, I’ll go too. So I can kill you.”
  
  
  No exclamation point. Like it’s a fact. 
  
  
  So, um...that happened. You aren't real big on taking risks...but then again, is this a risk or a weird joke? 
  > You go anyway. It's obviously a joke.
   
  
  Um, this is clearly a joke--and since you don’t get it, it’s probably for your roommate. Obviously you aren’t going to screw up your holiday plans and waste the $900 ticket Keith generously got for you.
  
  
  You finish packing. As you roll your suitcase down the deserted hallway, you see something disappearing around a corner: a figure about three feet tall, with green skin.
  
  
  Should you follow it, or ignore your obviously delusional and sleep-deprived mind?