text: You decide to buy more useless shit. You can never have enough, you fuckin’ obsessed pack rat.
  
  Okay well some of this shit isn’t useless, and might even do you some good. Certain items catch your eye.
  
  You see a car that’s made completely out of asbestos! How cool would that be? You could drive through fire and be none the worse for wear! True you rarely go out anymore, but maybe this would be the thing that could do it!
  
  You see a bomb shelter for sale made of xentronium armor. Could be useful in these dangerous times we live in and it’ll definitely provide you more protection than the basement.
  
  There’s a small island made of Styrofoam in the middle of the ocean. It says it’s held together by hemp. While you’ve never been one for the beaches and sun, you wonder if you could rent it out some how. Maybe movie producers would pay you to use it or something.
  
  Actually perhaps something more practical might be good, there’s some toilet paper for sale. You know you always need that!
  
  Finally, you see a building for sale; it doesn’t really give a description. It just says “Generic Gray Building” It might be a good thing to invest in since you’re getting tired of hearing your Mom’s moans of ecstasy at night when she’s masturbating with her 400 horse powered vibrator. A place of your own might be in order.
  > You buy the building. It's um... Gray
  Face it; you don’t really have that much of a personality, so instead of buying any one of the more “interesting” items, you decide to get the dull gray building to match your life. Its only $2000 and nobody else wants it, so you get it with relative ease.
  
  Alright! A place of your own, no more having to quickly erase the porn on the computer or explaining to Mom why your pants are off anymore!
  
  After you receive the location, you quickly start packing up your shit. Until you realize you’ve got a lot of it. Hmmm, you don’t really feel like moving it all and you briefly think about selling some of your shit on Ebay, but as usual you can’t bear to part with anything. Where else are you gonna get a genuine Hitler Pez dispenser? Or the rare gay version of Star Wars? Or even that picture of you with Boudicca’s ghost?
  
  Besides you don’t want to waste anymore time on Ebay today. You’re in a rare adventurous spirit and really wanna find out what this building’s all about. You load up your Mom’s car with as much shit as you can and drive to the building’s location. It takes you a day to get there, but you finally do it.
  
  You’re here at the Gray Building. You’re also in the middle of nowhere! You can hear a pack of ravenous wolves in the distance. There’s only one door and no windows. Looks pretty ominous actually. Like a place where they’d do a snuff film, or perform secret government experiments.
  
  Well in any case you DO own it, so maybe you should find out!
  > You go in the Gray Building
  You cautiously enter the building, but not before you take your Limited Edition Red Rider BB Gun with you.
  
  Nothing!
  
  There's absolutely nothing in here! No illegal underground sex club, no "Area 51" like facility. Nothing.
  
  You can't help being slightly disappointed; well at least you don't have to worry though, its big enough to hold all your shit.
  
  You go back to your car and proceed to gather your belongings. You kick the door open and are surprised by what you see!
  
  You see a jungle like area, with a primitive village inside! There ARE some natives roaming around, but they haven't noticed you yet. They may or may not be friendly.
  
  This is fuckin' bizarre to say the least!
  > You close the door!
  You quickly close the door and try to piece together what the fuck just happened!
  
  You don't have as much time as you like though. Those wolves you heard earlier, must've caught your scent, because there's a pack of them on a nearby hill. The leader is jet black, has red eyes and has gotta be a mutant of some sort because he's got six legs and is fuckin' HUGE!
  He sees you and howls an unearthly howl calling his fellows after you.
  
  They'll be upon you soon and you're not gonna make it to your car in time.
  > You run into the building
  You'd rather take your chances with some natives than these things! At least the primitives were human! (Well you assume they were)
  
  You rush inside and slam the door shut, locking it. The jungle and village are gone, whatever you saw before will remain a mystery because there's no trace of it now.
  You wonder if it was some acid flashback you had.
  
  It’s possible; you have done the stuff in the past. Maybe this is all just the flashback of a bad trip.
  
  Of course the scratching at the door and inhuman noises outside sound pretty real...
  
  Bad trip or no, there's no point in taking fuckin' chances! You stand in the center of the room and watch the door, as the banging gets more intense.
  You prepare yourself, holding your BB Gun at the door and taking out your limited edition Charles Manson butcher Knife.
  
  You stand ready, as the door looks like its going to come off its hinges, but then the noise stops and you hear the wolves padding off.
  
  You breathe a little easier, but only for a moment. You look in utter horror as you see the alpha wolf (That would be the mutant, in case you weren't paying attention earlier) materialize out of one of the corners of the building.
  
  It looks at you with absolute hatred and hunger.
  
  If this IS an acid flashback, it’s a REALLY bad one!
  > You kill the beast!
  You begin to fire, but you BB Gun has absolutely no effect on the thing. It reaches you in no time, but not before you smash it in the face with the gun, breaking it into pieces. This temporarily stuns the beast, which allows you to take your knife and start stabbing the shit out of it. It howls and knocks you to the ground with one paw, reeling back from its bloody wound. It sprints to the other side of the building but looks to be preparing for another assault.
  
  You actually hope it does. You've never felt so alive...
  > You get ready for the next assault
  Your determination and bravery are admirable. Your intelligence though is questionable!
  
  The beast charges at you and smashes into your body as you attempt to stab it in the eye. You feel your ribs break as this blow knocks you to the ground. You feel completely out of breath. As you gasp for air, the Beast sinks its razor teeth into one of your legs and rips it off, swallowing the limb in one gulp.
  
  You go into shock as you watch blood spraying from your stump. It’s just as well because the Beast's next move is biting your head off.