text: You are sure you've seen that car before so you approach it to see if anyone is inside of it. While approaching it you see that a window rolls down and someone points a gun at you. You barely have time to dodge the hail of bullets that come at you, even with your vampiric reflexes. You run and hide behind a nearby tombstone and the bullets stop. You hear someone get out of the car and reload the weapon. They begin to walk towards the tombstone where you are hiding, completely unafraid.
  > You take Cover
  Unfortunately you can't outrun bullets but fortunately the human is a terrible shot for an assassin and you easily run away. You hide in a nearby crypt and spy on the assassin. You see that it is a man of about thirty and he is on a cell phone. You listen in on the conversation from afar.
  
  "Sir? I lost the target."
  
  "YOU IDIOT! I DON'T PAY YOU TO FUCK UP! I WANT THE FLEDGLING DEAD OR ELSE! YOU FUCKING GOT THAT!?!?!"
  
  "Sir, I'm only a human, how the hell can i keep up with a vampire?"
  
  "...Figure it out."
  
  Obviously whoever wants you to die doesn't want to spare the manpower to make you dead. What are you doing to do about the grunt?
  
  You start to feel your stomach growl and your throat goes oddly dry...
  > You mealtime
  You sneak around some more tombstones making sure that the human doesn't see you... you chuckle on the inside at how ignorant the human is. When you are behind him and within three feet of his neck you pounce on him like the predator you are and drain him of his blood.
  > You pick up his phone
  Picking up you assailant's phone you hit redail and call up his boss. You are greeted with this.
  
  "IS THAT MUTHAFUCKA DEAD OR ARE YOU JUST PLAIN DUMB YOU INSOLENT LITTLE..."
  
  "I wouldn't use that tone with me sir.
  
  "Who the hell are you?"
  
  "You should have brought more guys. I might've been nicked by a stray bullet."
  
  "Oh just you wait muthafucka, just you wait."
  
  He then hangs up on you and you hear a beeping nearby that is faster and faster until finally you realize quite late that the car has a bomb in it. From the link below it doesn't look like you survived all that well either. turns out he didn't need more guys.