text: Unfortunately you can't outrun bullets but fortunately the human is a terrible shot for an assassin and you easily run away. You hide in a nearby crypt and spy on the assassin. You see that it is a man of about thirty and he is on a cell phone. You listen in on the conversation from afar.
  
  "Sir? I lost the target."
  
  "YOU IDIOT! I DON'T PAY YOU TO FUCK UP! I WANT THE FLEDGLING DEAD OR ELSE! YOU FUCKING GOT THAT!?!?!"
  
  "Sir, I'm only a human, how the hell can i keep up with a vampire?"
  
  "...Figure it out."
  
  Obviously whoever wants you to die doesn't want to spare the manpower to make you dead. What are you doing to do about the grunt?
  
  You start to feel your stomach growl and your throat goes oddly dry...
  > You flee
  You try and run from him but seeing that he does have a full clip and his boss just yelled at him his accuracy miraculously improves. He manages to hit you in your legs and before you can get up he runs up to you and shoots you in the head... oddly enough it doesn't kill you but it paralyzes you. Unable to move he then says something and he goes back to his car. He then begins to pour what you think is gasoline on you... Your killer then lights a match and says one last thing to you.
  
  "Nothing personal, but you are a terrible vampire."
  
  He throws the match on you and you light up like a Christmas tree light.