text: You wake up dazed but alive and in a very comfortable four poster bed too. You sit up and look around and see that you are in a room of someone very rich because just about everything is either intricate, golden, or without a doubt priceless. It'd be best to not break anything.
  > You dESTRUCTION RAMPAGE
  You decide to screw whoever decided to tase you and you immediately begin to smash everything in sight. You turn an antique oak tea table and matching chairs into toothpicks, you turn the priceless looking one-of-a-kind paintings into tissues and toilet paper. I think that it's needless to say that when Marcus enters the room and sees your destructive violence and the state that the bedroom is in he tears you limb from limb literally.