text: Another uneventful day at work. After getting home and eating dinner and watching TV, you get ready for bed. You fall asleep and are a ....
  > You ... Heavy sleeper
  As you snooze, you're awaken by a girl-like shriek:
  
  Eeeaaaahhh!
  
  It was Alex, and he's fallen down on the floor. You jump up and ask what is wrong. He says that he swear he saw someone standing in the office, by your new artifact.
  
  He gets back up and takes another look -- nothing. "Heh," he says nervously, "amazing what you see when you're half asleep."