gpt
Subaru:  When Subaru awoke, the first thing his eyes took in was an unfamiliar, ornate ceiling. Unlike his bedroom, the chamber he awoke in was ornamented more than most parlors; even the ceiling was decked out to excess. Perhaps it was mandatory in an aristocrat’s mansion, the better to show off the master’s authority to other parties. At any rate, to a boy like Subaru, born and raised in a small city, it was distinctly uncomfortable. Subaru blinked several times in the moments it took him to arrive at that thought after waking.
human
Rem:  "—It seems…you are awake?" The voice came from the edge of the bed, and at point-blank range.
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru turned his head, which rested on an exceptionally soft pillow, and narrowed his eyes upon the girl sitting right beside him. "I suppose in one sense, having a maid by your side when you wake up is a man’s cherished desire."
human
Rem:  “…Considering my degree of carelessness, this is the least I can do to atone.”
gpt
Subaru:  "Man, that’s such a negative thing to say, Rem."