human
Subaru:  “It’s a long road, but if I start at twenty percent, I can raise that little by little from here!”
gpt
Emilia:  "Don’t be conceited. Reflect on it properly.”
human
Subaru:  “If you’re going to start sweet, why can’t you end sweet?! Ah, no, it’s nothing, very sorry.” Subaru, cowed by the pressure of Emilia’s glare, shrank and nodded meekly. In any case…
gpt
Subaru:  “I do feel like I’m eating Ram’s and Rem’s dust somehow. Getting twenty percent right while trying my best means that’s just where I’m at, so no helping it. I’ll just expect better from myself going forward.”
human
Emilia:  “If you’re going to be that optimistic about it, there’s nothing more I can say, but…” Upon hearing Subaru’s positive declaration, Emilia tapered her lips into something that resembled a pout. The cute childlike behavior she indulged in from time to time never failed to light a fiery yearning in Subaru. But he restrained himself, smothering the embers.
gpt
Subaru:  “So, so, you see, I’m spending every day with maid sisters tutoring me while I devote myself to life as a servant. If I get tired of that life I’ll just come running to Emilia-tan’s lap, so leave it open, okay?” Subaru pointed at Emilia with a finger from each hand in a comical gesture.
human
Emilia:  “…I was only half listening to that, but it sounded kind of all right.”
gpt
Subaru:  “Harsh assessment with a cute face! Well, if that half was the lap part, that’s A-OK! Like I said, leave that lap open for me for tonight, Emilia-tan… Don’t steal my spot, Puck!” Subaru thrust a finger at Puck, calling out his name.
human
Puck:  “It doesn’t matter what you say, Lia’s pact with me means her heart and body are already mine. There’s no changing our relationship meow, meow!” Puck reacted to the declaration of war with a casual flick of his own whiskers.
gpt
Emilia:  “Goodness, don’t change the terms of our pact behind my back.” Emilia grabbed Puck’s ears for his incorrigible behavior and tossed him into the air to make him ponder the error of his ways. Maybe Puck was just used to it, for despite that, he simply landed in Emilia’s hands and happily wriggled in them with a look of complete calm. Subaru couldn’t help but feel envious of their relationship.
human
Subaru:  “Well, now that I’ve energized myself I’d better start the morning work.”
gpt
Emilia:  “What do you mean, ‘energized yourself’?”
human
Subaru:  “By teasing Emilia-tan.”
gpt
Emilia:  “There you go again. If all you do is tease people, they won’t trust anything you say when you’re actually telling the truth, you know?”
human
Subaru:  “That sounds like something out of a fairy tale. If that happens, guess I’ll be reaping what I sowed…”
gpt
Emilia:  “Wait, you’re telling me that…?” With Emilia giving him an exasperated look, Subaru sent a bright smile back her way as he rose, brushing off his backside.
human
Subaru:  “They’ll be seriously ticked if I don’t get going, though. I’m supposed to help them with this morning’s breakfast. Emilia-tan, you don’t like eating green beppers, do you?