human
Subaru:  The annoying cackling, laughing voice made Subaru appreciate that yet another normal morning had arrived. He was in his own, very familiar room. There was a bookshelf stuffed with manga and light novels on the wall, and the student desk he’d been using since a young age held a variety of small tools and the fruits of various hobbies scattered over it. In the back of the room was an old television used exclusively for gaming, and before that was the very familiar sight of his half-naked father. Such was the morning scenery surrounding Subaru Natsuki atop the now-unmade bed.
gpt
Subaru:  "…" But amid that very familiar scenery, he felt an odd stirring in his chest—
human
Kenichi:  "Heyyy, are you ignoring me?! If you ignore me I’m gonna cry! I’m your real daddy related to you by blood and no spring chicken. Do you really think I can take that? There’s no way. I’ll die from embarrassment!"
gpt
Subaru:  "Same goes for me, then! Or rather, the press just now killed me. Now I will sleep forever." Subaru responded appropriately to his half-naked father’s statement and ducked under the futon.
human
Kenichi:  Faced with his son’s cold demeanor, his father—Kenichi—groaned out in dissatisfaction. "Well, whaaaat is this?! Is this your rebellious phase?! Shit, I thought it’d come someday, but I never expected it’d be this morning. I should’ve spent less time preparing breakfast and more time preparing to speak with my own son…! !"
gpt
Subaru:  "You say that, but what are you tryin’ to do with a guy’s legs… Hey, wait a— Ow! Owwww!"
human
Kenichi:  "Okaaay, I’ve decided that today, I’ll have a heart-to-heart talk with you! First, let’s talk with our muscles! You just try breaking out of my figure-four leg lock infused with looove! Oh yeaaah—!" With Subaru’s legs bound in a lock atop the bed, Kenichi lay down facing the opposite direction as he applied pressure to the joints.
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Subaru:  Unable to resist, Subaru let out a painful cry.
human
Kenichi:  "Gwahahah! What’s wrong, what’s wrong? You work out every day so you can grow big and strong, so aren’t you ashamed of having such a hard time against one middle-aged ma— Ah, wait a second! Ow! Owwww!" Kenichi greeted Subaru's cry with a laugh as he mocked his son.
gpt
Subaru:  "You’re a fool to pick a figure-four leg lock, it’s weak against reversals. You’re getting old, Dad! All I have to do is reverse my body and the damage flies the other way! Here’s my revenge for you putting a figure-four leg lock on… Ah, wait! You can’t reverse my reversal… Owow! Owowowow!" As the victim shifted that morning, painful cries arose.