human
Subaru:  "—Ah." The edge of Shooting Star shifted from a potato to Subaru’s thumb. Subaru yelled out as he shallowly peeled the wrong kind of skin. "Whoaa! Oh man! It took off a little—!"
gpt
Ram:  "It seems it is displeased to be called your ‘beloved knife.’ Since your love is so one-sided, perhaps you should try calling it your favorite knife instead?"
human
Ram:  "Sister, the water is boiling, so let’s put in the vegetables you cut—"
gpt
Subaru:  "You two love hazing the new guy, don’t you?!" Their prioritizing of the work was admirable, but Subaru lacked the mental strength to praise it.