human
Subaru:  “Hey, you all froze, too—could it be that you…?”
gpt
Ram:  “Could it be that I—what? I don’t understand unless your sentence has a proper subject. Your foolish ineptitude for question-asking has lost you your chance at getting an answer. The matter is closed.”
human
Ram:  Ram cursed Subaru’s quip with a barb that was three times thornier than usual.
gpt
Rem:  Rem softly stepped protectively before her sister and shook her head at Subaru. “It’s not what you think, Subaru. My sister is not scared of hollows. It’s just, fighting enemies that don’t have a physical form is confusing… I feel the same way.”
human
Subaru:  “Wait, so they bother you because you can’t beat them up? !”
gpt
Rem:  “Fighting to protect others is also a part of my and my sister’s jobs,” Rem explained. “Don’t worry, Subaru. If a hollow did come to the mansion, I would put my life on the line to protect you.”
human
Subaru:  “Wow, that escalated quickly…” What had started out as an innocent question quickly evolved into a solemn discussion of life-and-death situations.
gpt
Subaru:  “Okay, Beako, so I bet that frozen frown on your face is from fear. Having trouble going to the bathroom in the middle of the night?”
human
Beatrice:  “Would you please stop treating me like a little child? I mean, there’s no way that I, Betty, could possibly be scared of something silly like hollows.”
gpt
Subaru:  “Then why are you acting so snippy about it? Something stuck in your teeth?”
human
Beatrice:  “Don’t get me riled up for some nonsensical reason! If you must know…I don’t like hollows because they dim the light of the truly precious life forms, I suppose.”
gpt
Subaru:  “What is truly precious… Ohh, now I get it.” Subaru nodded. “It’s because spirits and ghosts have a similar vibe. Now I can see why you’re pissed.”
human
Beatrice:  “How dare hollows—beings that don’t exist—degrade the light of all spirits? It’s infuriating.” Beatrice grumpily crossed her arms, her ego thoroughly wounded.
gpt
Emilia:  Emilia’s eyes shot open. “Then…was Puck a hollow all along?! And I trusted you!”
human
Puck:  “You cry out, I fly out, with a meow-meow-meowww! Wait, Lia, what’s wrong? Why are you crying? Who did this to you?! I’ll give them a piece of my mind!”
gpt
Emilia:  “You did this to me, Puck!”
human
Puck:  “Damn me, stupid, stupid, stupid Puck! —There, that good?”