human
Felt:  “Not that I know if palace chefs actually make daisukiyaki…”
gpt
Emilia:  “Well, you have a point, but sometimes, you just wanna eat something different, right? Even though he’s cooking on an iron plate like this, everything that bastard makes comes out elegant…”
human
Felt:  “Then, Felt, why don’t you try the daisukiyaki I ma…?”
gpt
Emilia:  “I’m talking about eating food here. Why don’t you go and play with the little shrimp over there, charcoal-burner?”
human
Emilia:  Emilia, finally getting the charcoal-maker treatment, slinked over to Beatrice so she could commiserate with the glum spirit.
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru wore a concerned smile when he saw how dejected they were. “Hey now, don’t tease my Emilia-tan and my Beako like that.”
human
Felt:  “So not just the Miss but the little shrimp, too… Oh right, that’s right!” Quickly sidestepping Subaru’s reply, Felt proceeded to lean toward him. “Hey, I thought I’d come out and ask. I heard some amazin’ rumors about you, Mister. So be real with me: How many of those things are lies?”
gpt
Subaru:  “Come on—don’t assume most of it is lies from the very start. It almost sounds like that’s what you’re hoping for.”
human
Felt:  “But there’s no way I can believe all that stuff. I mean, I heard Mister sliced the White Whale in two all on his own, smashed the Witch Cult with his bare fists, turned the Great Rabbit into fried rabbit…and ate it!”
gpt
Subaru:  “The info sorta, kinda matches, but there’s a lot of chaff mixed in, damn! !” If Subaru could manage that all by himself, he’d have been made a national hero or even become king by now. He would have just taken the throne by force and made Emilia his queen so they could flirt forever.
human
Julius and Wilhelm:  “—Hmph.” But Subaru’s strong wisecrack was greeted by a slight chuckle from off to the side—from a pair of voices at that. The voices belonged to none other than Julius and Wilhelm.
gpt
Subaru:  “—? Why are Mr. Finest and Grandpa laughing? Did I say something funny?”
human
Julius:  “It’s not just that you said something funny; it’s that the whole situation’s hilarious. Everything you mentioned rates my contributions way too high. Like, at that point just gimme a Nobel Peace Prize.” He didn’t actually know what winning a Nobel Peace Prize entailed, but at any rate, it was what came to mind when he thought of respectable commendations.
gpt
Wilhelm:  “Not at all. Where the hunt of the White Whale was concerned, Sir Subaru’s contributions were incalculable. Without Sir Subaru, my long-cherished desire would never have been fulfilled. I swear this to be true upon my very sword.”
human
Julius:  “It is the same with the Witch Cult incident. That victory was over and done and thanks to none other than his leadership."