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Subaru:  “Kokkuri…Kokkuri…sorry to bother you again, but if you’re listening, please send us over to YES—whoa, that was quick.”
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P E S K Y:  "I know, I don’t blame you for getting angry—we summoned you right after we sent you home. Sorry about that."
human
Subaru:  The grumpiness somehow communicated from the letters on the page made Subaru bow his head to the table in shame. But the two Kokkuri newcomers widened their eyes in shock.
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Puck:  “At the very least, I didn’t move it.”
human
Puck:  “What about you, Betty?”
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Beatrice:  “No…I wouldn’t do something so shameful. Fine. I’ll pretend you really are there and tear your reputation to shreds, I suppose.”
human
Narrator:  F O R S H A M E:
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Subaru:  “Kokkuri sassed you, Beako.”
human
Beatrice:  “Grraaa, indeed!”
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Subaru:  Anyway, for now, Team Kokkuri got one point. No longer angry over being summoned again so quickly, Kokkuri moved to the letters F I R E A W A Y to indicate it was awaiting their questions. The coin swirled atop the paper, showing that Kokkuri was losing patience.
human
Subaru:  “Come on, Beako, ask a question. Go kick its ass.”
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Beatrice:  “Kokkuri, how do we get rid of you?”
human
Subaru:  “Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on everything?! The only person you’re allowed to ask that question to: Clippy! Stupid virtual assistant—nobody asked you for help!”
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Narrator:  H O W D O I G E T R I D O F Y O U ?:
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Subaru:  “And dang, Kokkuri is a sadist for Beako!” Just when Beatrice thought she had the upper hand, Kokkuri issued a dramatic clapback. Even Kokkuri saw through Beatrice for the punching bag character she was.
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Puck:  “Okay, how does Lia feel about me?”
human
Narrator:  H A N D F U L O F A D A D O R M O M:
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Puck:  “Hee-hee, this’s fun,” Puck giggled. “Okay, how do I feel about Lia?”
human
Narrator:  H A N D F U L O F A D A U G H T E R O R M O M:
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Subaru:  “Wait, you’re both mother figures to each other sometimes?” Subaru snorted. Puck smiled vaguely while Emilia vehemently shook her head in denial. It was an unconventional parent-child relationship, but Kokkuri’s perception was astute.
human
Beatrice:  “H-hmph! Well, how does my brother feel about Betty, I wonder?”
gpt
Narrator:  P O L I T E:
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Beatrice:  “Huh? What’s polite supposed to mean? He thinks of me as polite?”
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Narrator:  A S K P O L I T E L Y:
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Beatrice:  “Why has this pesky hollow been uniquely rotten to me, I wonder? !” Either out of utter exasperation (or amusement), Kokkuri was quite hard on Beatrice. After a barrage of evaded questions, the formerly furious little girl was thoroughly disheartened. Regardless, Beatrice could no longer deny Kokkuri’s existence with their feud having progressed this far. So, in a way, it was mission accomplished. This meant it was time to send Kokkuri home—
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Emilia:  “Oh, Subaru, might I ask one final question?”
human
Subaru:  “Hm?