human
Emilia:  "Never thought I’d see the day!"
gpt
Rem:  "It really is surprising. But that’s just proof of Rem’s hard work. I’m not sure I would have noticed this if I hadn’t gone around and looked at everything in detail."
human
Emilia:  Emilia giggled a little as she watched Subaru clutch his head in surrender. She glanced down the hallway and heaved a small sigh. "We really shouldn’t make light of all this. Here I was, trying to help Rem, and I wound up learning a valuable lesson. Thanks, Subaru."
gpt
Subaru:  "Huh? Oh, um, yeah, that’s kind of exactly what I was going for. I wanted you to understand how hard Rem works and give Rem the day off. Two birds, one stone, y’know?"
human
Emilia:  "Sorry, I don’t think I understood that."
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru’s shoulders slumped in dejection. "But cleaning the house like this… It brings back some memories."
human
Emilia:  "When do you mean, exactly?"
gpt
Subaru:  "There was a time when I worked like Ram and Rem. Just for a little while, mind you. A string of misunderstandings brought me there… But now it’s a fun memory, hee-hee."
human
Emilia:  "Huh, I didn’t know that. Wait, don’t tell me you wore a maid’s uniform? Ha-ha, yeah, right."
gpt
Subaru:  "I did wear one. It wasn’t short like Rem’s, though."
human
Emilia:  "Wait, really?! Why wasn’t I there to see that?!"
gpt
Subaru:  "Huh? Maybe because I hadn’t met you yet?"
human
Emilia:  Emilia gave him a quizzical look as Subaru bit his lip in absolute despair.
gpt
Rem:  A part of Rem felt sorry for Subaru, but another part of her was relieved that the two were making little progress.
human
Rem:  "Huh? Wait a minute, isn’t today…? One, two, three…"
gpt
Subaru:  Once he reached a certain number, he quietly muttered, "Oh crap," as he looked out the window.
human
Emilia:  "Subaru? Is something wrong?"
gpt
Subaru:  "I forgot a really important job we have to do. If we ditch that job, there’ll be a big problem."
human
Emilia:  "A really important job… Is it a job that has to be done at a certain time or needs a certain number of people?"
gpt
Subaru:  "No, one person can do it just fine. Thing is…it’s the type of job you absolutely can’t forget to do." Subaru scratched his cheek as he rued his carelessness.
human
Emilia:  Emilia put a finger to her lips in thought…then once she figured out what Subaru meant, she nodded. "Okay. In that case, you should go do that job, Subaru. I’m sure I can handle cleaning this wing by myself. It’s mostly done already."
gpt
Subaru:  "Emilia-tan…are you sure you’ll be okay without me? Won’t you get lonely?"
human
Emilia:  "Not even a little bit. Don’t worry."
gpt
Subaru:  "Why do you have to sound so sure of that?" After a round of the usual banter, Subaru reluctantly left Emilia’s side.