human
Subaru:  "I’m going to help you find your badge so I can do my good deed for the day and go to heaven."
gpt
Satella:  "But since you helped the girl, doesn’t that count for your good deed for the day already?"
human
Subaru:  "That’s a very good argument! But I mean, it’s not like I’m limited to one a day or anything. I can do more. So anyway, I’m going to do enough for tomorrow today! I’m actually planning to get this whole week out of the way!" Subaru had the feeling that he was getting away from the true meaning of this whole “do one good deed a day” concept, but he still tried to make an argument. Satella stood by, shocked.
gpt
Satella:  "Subaru…with a personality like that, you’re going to end up losing everything one day."
human
Subaru:  "You’re the last person I want to hear that from!" Subaru shouted, flipping her words back toward her, but Satella just tilted her head in confusion. Apparently she really just didn’t get it.
gpt
Satella:  "You really are a nice boy, aren’t you?"
human
Subaru:  "You know, it kind of bothers me that you’re treating me like I’m younger than you. I know that a lot of people think East Asians are younger than they are, but we really can’t be that different in age, can we?" Subaru thought that by a rough estimate Satella looked to be about seventeen or eighteen years old. Given that Subaru had a rather early birthday compared to others in his age group, he was seventeen and thought that it was possible she could even be younger than him.
gpt
Satella:  "However old you think I am, I don’t think that you’re very close… After all, I’m a half-elf." Satella narrowed her violet eyes slightly.
human
Subaru:  "…" Subaru was at a loss for words. Seeing his response, a number of complicated emotions flashed across Satella’s eyes. Finally, the emotion that settled was an ineffable mixture of resignation and hopelessness.
gpt
Satella:  "I see. No wonder you’re so cute. After all, it’s like a given in fantasy worlds that elves are always beautiful."
human
Subaru:  “…Huh?” Subaru finally nodded, having come to his own conclusions about Satella being a half-elf. Satella blinked her eyes several times. Her expectations had completely missed their mark.
gpt
Satella:  "Hmm? What’s wrong?"
human
Subaru:  "It’s not that anything is wrong, it’s just…I mean…I’m a half-elf, and…"
gpt
Subaru:  "Yeah…I heard you the first time." Unsure of what Satella had a problem with, that’s the only way Subaru could think to answer
human
Satella:  "….ah." Satella made a strange sound in her throat, before suddenly turning away from Subaru, finding the nearest wall, kneeling beside it, and holding her silver-haired head in her hands. In the face of such an inexplicable reaction, Subaru just didn’t know what to say.
gpt
Subaru:  "Take that!"
human
Satella:  "Ow! What the hell was that for?"