human
Emilia:  Emilia’s eyes swam in confusion,
gpt
Cheshire Subaru:  Cheshire Subaru slinked into a seat and shrugged at the two blank-eyed Subarus beside him. "C’mon, guys, don’t be so bummed. You invited a bunch of people, and nobody showed—that’s totally normal.”
human
Hatter Subaru:  “Yeah, but isn’t it also normal to hope that this time will be different? Maybe they couldn’t call because the connection was bad, and that’s why they’re late to RSVP.”
gpt
March Subaru:  “Well, we did make it an overnighter that started yesterday. But if somebody did show up, I’d say, It’s okay, you didn’t make us wait—nice guy that I am, March Subaru.”
human
Cheshire Subaru:  “Whoa, shut up, sexy.”
gpt
Hatter Subaru:  “Ooh, I’m totally crushing on me.”
human
March Subaru:  “Is it finally my time? Will I finally get to taste what it’s like to be popular?”
gpt
The three Subarus:  The three Subarus looked up and jabbered nonsense at one another. The funeral-like atmosphere of the party vanished at once, replaced with a lively mood—it was surreal, really. The lively, loud, and mad-headed tea party had objectively earned its title with flying colors.
human
Cheshire Subaru:  “Ooh, that’s right! For you poor, sad, pitiful souls, I’ve actually brought you a guest today! It’s okay, clap for my epic play.”
gpt
Hatter Subaru:  “Who’s the guest? Lemme guess, you got our hopes up only to reveal you brought a bored Beako with you? You can’t fool us. We know you’re useless.”
human
March Subaru:  “Well, Beako’s better than nobody. Okay! Let’s put a buttload of sugar in Beako’s tea and bet on how long she lasts before she blows her top! I bet five minutes!”
gpt
Cheshire Subaru:  “As appealing as that sounds, you’re wrong, my dude. I brought a different, non-Beako girl today. And she’s crazy cute. She’s a walking oasis in the middle of the forest that will soothe our parched hearts—and her name is Emilia-tan!” Bringing his spiel up to a crescendo, Cheshire Subaru pointed toward the forest. Hatter Subaru and March Subaru, their eyes glittering with anticipation, looked in that direction. However—
human
Hatter Subaru:  “Nobody’s there, dumbass! !”
gpt
Emilia:  Afraid of getting wrapped up in their madness, Emilia had run away long ago.