human
Subaru:  Subaru and Emilia helped get the venue ready, but to preserve their reputations, they would not discuss the efficacy of their efforts. In any case, the party was now close at hand. Subaru let Rem and Emilia handle the rest of the venue decorating while he went where he would carry out a task only he could. And as for that place in question—
gpt
Subaru:  “Anyway, everything’s ready. You just need to join us, and everyone will be there.”
human
Beatrice:  “I ask myself this every time…but why do you come in here, I wonder.” With his explosive intuition, Subaru could take himself to the Archive of Forbidden Books at will. While a part of him was pompously proud about it, he felt his power was a little lacking at times—but he set those feelings aside for the day. Beatrice sat atop her stepladder as usual.
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru gives an unrestrained slap on her shoulder. “C’mon, get with the program. Today’s the day we’re all having a flower-viewing party. If I told you about it in advance, I know you’d just grumble at me, so I made the party a surprise just for you!”
human
Beatrice:  “The second half of that statement is a refutation of the first! I don’t know what this flower-viewing business is, but why must I attend such a frivolous—”
gpt
Subaru:  “See, I knew you’d say that, so I put two arguments into one. Besides, we both know that for all your moaning, you’ll come to the party anyway—so just embrace the inevitable.”
human
Beatrice:  “Could you please get that you-annoy-me-but-I-understand-you look off your face?! You infuriate me! Infuriate me! How could you possibly understand how I feel, I wonder?! For a start, you…” Swatting away Subaru as he tried to drag her off, Beatrice jumped down from her stepladder. Then she glared up at Subaru with light blue eyes.
gpt
Beatrice:  "Flower-viewing or no flower-viewing, I cannot leave this mansion. You all just go have fun on your own, I suppose. I’m not going any—”
human
Subaru:  “I can’t let that happen. Have a party and leave you behind to sulk? I’d feel so bad about it that I wouldn’t be able to enjoy myself. So become a party victim for our sake. I won’t take no for an answer.”
gpt
Beatrice:  “Wh-who gave you the authority to say that, I wonder? !”
human
Subaru:  “Lalalala—I caaaaan’t heeear you.” As Beatrice screeched in his face, Subaru covered his ears and ignored her. This only made Beatrice’s face grow redder, but Subaru held his ground with the hotheaded girl.
gpt
Subaru:  “I know some complicated circumstances prevent you from leaving the mansion—Puck told me. That’s why I planned this party with those circumstances in mind. And everything is already ready. All you need to do now is let me kidnap you.”
human
Beatrice:  “”
gpt
Subaru:  “Real talk? I do understand how you feel. I know what it’s like to look forward to some event, then turn into a whiny little flake just before it’s time to go.