human
Emilia:  “You’re scared of hollows, so you want to drag us all into the terror with you—!”
gpt
Emilia:  “Dang, Emilia-tan, that’s some paranoia you’ve got there!” Her emotions were getting the better of her, and Emilia rambled deliriously fast and violently shook Subaru’s shoulders.
human
Subaru:  And amidst his surprise, Subaru managed to gently smile at her. "Don’t worry, you’ll be safe! And if the worst happened and I got caught up in some supernatural shenanigans, you’d be the last person to fall victim. Emilia-tan—Beako would be my first sacrifice.”
gpt
Beatrice:  “And why are you dropping Betty’s name there, I wonder!”
human
Emilia:  “Are you sure? Are you sure you’re sure? Would Beatrice really be your first sacrifice?”
gpt
Beatrice:  “How dare you try to sneak that in while everything is happening! Do you both want to be blasted out the window, I wonder? !”
human
Rem:  “Yes, I cannot accept that. No matter what you face, Subaru, your first sacrifice should always be me. Not Lady Beatrice!”
gpt
Beatrice:  “Why must I suffer such humiliation?! Graaah, I suppose!” Between Emilia’s uncharacteristically cruel choice, Rem’s self-sacrificing offer, and Beatrice’s screeching, the conversation had fallen completely off the rails.
human
Emilia:  Emilia stared at Subaru with teary eyes as the chaos relentlessly ensued and said, “Could it be…that you know a lot about hollows? That you…you know…know lots of scary stories about them? Like you do with stars?”
gpt
Subaru:  “Oh, not even slightly. All I know about is Manor of the Dishes, the story about regrets from a broken plate; or Ghost Story of Yotsuya, the story of betrayal, resentment, and insanity; or Hoichi the Earless, the story about the musician who forgot to write on his ears and got his ears ripped off…”
human
Emilia:  “Oh dear…ohdearohdearohdear…”
gpt
Roswaal:  “Subaruuu? As Lady Emilia is about to faint, can we leave it at that?”
human
Subaru:  At Roswaal’s rebuke, Subaru smiled sheepishly and gently patted Emilia on the shoulder. “Just kidding, just kidding. I’ve never seen a hollow at this mansion, and I’ve only had a mysterious encounter just that once…Well, that’s a lie, but it has nothing to do with hollows.”
gpt
Emilia:  “B-but Subaru…didn’t you just mention cuppers and megafiscal a minute ago?”
human
Subaru:  “The kappa in question was an old man with an unhealthy complexion living by the river, and metaphysical is just another word for supernatural.” Subaru gave a silent apology to his proud boyhood memory. Emilia was much more precious to him than that now. His efforts to calm her down paid off. The turmoil gradually left Emilia’s heart.
gpt
Emilia:  Now calm, Emilia’s face turned red as she said, “Listen, Subaru? I think you’re misunderstanding something. I’m not at all scared of hollows. I’m just…a tad bothered by them.”
human
Subaru:  “A large-sized tad?”
gpt
Emilia:  “No, a tad-sized tad! Ugh, I hate you, Subaru! You’re so mean!” Emilia fumed with anger, but naturally, her words were not at all convincing.