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Action:  After that, the Three Stooges encountered a barrage of problems on their adventure. Subaru carelessly touched the plant that makes your skin swell, tripped on mossy rocks and fell, cut his hand with his Shooting Stars while trying to harvest the mushrooms, and slipped while climbing the bolk tree. He fell straight to the ground and, after giving a stellar performance in an action-packed drama, our protagonist was nearly sobbing. Without Rem’s little magic trick, he probably would have been painfully wallowing in a puddle of his own tears by then.
human
Subaru:  “Rem is the absolute best. How could she know all this was gonna happen to me and give me some helping words…”
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Ram:  “If you ask me, I can’t help but feel sorry for Rem for the fact that you made all her worst worries come true. How can you so precisely ignore every single warning she gave you?”
human
Subaru:  “Hold up, don’t be so quick to judge! For starters, I didn’t ignore her warnings. I tried really hard but fell short! Don’t obsess over the results—gimme some credit for trying!”
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Ram:  “But results are everything.”
human
Subaru:  “Fine, fine, I’m so very sorry.” His whole body was covered in a thin layer of dirt, and Subaru sat as Puck administered first aid to his scrapes. It was a surprising turn of events—he didn’t know Puck could use healing magic.
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Puck:  “I was the one who gave Lia her first lessons in spirit magic, you know?”
human
Puck:  “Then again, I don’t have much aptitude for healing magic, so I can’t cure wounds as well as Betty. But a scrape like this? Ten minutes’ rest will be plenty.”
gpt
Subaru:  “Thanks, man. Sorry I made you use up your MP when you’ve got a time limit.”
human
Puck:  “Don’t worry, if I suddenly disappear, you’ll be in more trouble than me—and it’ll serve you right.”
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Subaru:  “So you won’t bother to stay longer than necessary—thanks, message received.” His knee and elbow scrapes were now healed.