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Subaru:  "The most basic way is to have her listen to a properly performed song hundreds of times or have her hum along until she can match the pitch… It’s surprisingly easy to become self-aware if you try. Which brings us to step one…" Subaru was ready to plunge into Emilia’s treatment plan. But right before he could pull out his secret weapon—
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Beatrice:  "Just when I thought things were getting quiet, why did you all have to start carrying on with selfish abandon, I wonder?" A terribly grouchy voice cut in, and Subaru wearily shook his head.
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Subaru:  Then he turned to face the shameless wet blanket and let out a sigh in her smug little face. "Dammit…we’re trying to stay positive here; don’t be a downer. You should read fewer books and read more rooms. Like this one—read the room."
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Beatrice:  "For some reason, that line is uniquely vexing coming from you. I don’t even suppose I understand the meaning of this. Why are you doing whatever it is you’re doing in my Archive of Forbidden Books?" Closing a book with a loud crack, the girl sitting on a stepladder far back in the room stuck out her tongue. With a frilly dress and her hair in sausage curls, the immaculately dressed girl resembled a porcelain doll. She was the librarian and resident of the mansion—Beatrice. And she and Subaru were like cats and dogs—Subaru wanted to be friends, but since she was such an easy target, he usually ended up antagonizing her. He just couldn’t help himself.
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Subaru:  "Well, what’re we supposed to do? This mansion doesn’t have any soundproof rooms. If we did this in some other spot in the mansion, Emilia’s voice would leak through the door or windows. And then what? If word gets out that Emilia’s tone-deaf, she can kiss the royal selection good-bye."
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Emilia:  "Is my singing really that bad?" The threat of losing the royal selection was too much for her, and Emilia could no longer stay unresponsive.
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Beatrice:  Beatrice turned an icy gaze on Emilia and said, "I couldn’t care less about what becomes of this girl’s future. Besides, I don’t suppose that serves as an explanation for why you all are making such a racket in my library."
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Subaru:  "Beako, surely you understand? Normal rooms aren’t soundproof. But we don’t have to worry about that in the Archive of Forbidden Books. This room is on a different plane of existence. So no matter how loud the singing lessons get, nobody’s inconvenienced!"
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Beatrice:  "And I’m telling you, I have never been more inconvenienced in my life!" Beatrice yelled, grabbing the hem of her skirt and jumping off the stepladder. Her anger was justified, and her argument was sound. But it was an undeniable fact that Emilia needed the Archive of Forbidden Books for her singing lessons.
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Subaru:  So it was then that Subaru pulled out his anti-Beatrice trump card. "Betty…are we really bothering you that badly?"