human
Subaru:  There was something rough rubbing his head. “Ugh…” Subaru groaned and opened his eyes.
gpt
Subaru:  Blinking his eyes until his blurry vision came a bit into focus, he saw the source of the roughness—Patrasche licking him with her red tongue. “Patrasche…”
human
Subaru:  "Sorry for worrying you… You really outdid yourself this time, didn’t you? Sorry for always asking so much.” Reaching out to his trusty steed, he smiled while patting her sharp face. This black ground dragon was always saving him from danger. Of course there was a debt he owed her for saving him after he lost his memories, but on this last go-round, too, Patrasche had been left with an important role, since…
gpt
Subaru:  “Without Patrasche, Rem would have been in danger. Bringing her back is the greatest achievement of your life, Barusu.”
human
Subaru:  “I can’t totally deny it, so let’s not dwell there. I pulled Beako out of the archive, and I recovered Emilia-tan’s handkerchief for her, too. Though Roswaal was pulling strings on both of those.” More accurately, Roswaal wasn’t actually involved with Beatrice’s issue, but putting it that way would stick it to Ram better, so he didn’t correct it.
gpt
Ram:  As usual, Ram scoffed in aggravation at that. Seeing Ram leaning against the wall and holding her arms, Subaru narrowed his eyes at just how painfully battered she looked.
human
Subaru:  “…Sorry, Ram. Because of me, you…mggggh!”
gpt
Ram:  “Don’t be stupid. It’s your fault that I was injured? You aren’t the primary cause of anything in my life. The mere thought is disgusting.”
human
Subaru:  “Disgusting is a bit much! And it’s totally scary when you stick clumps of plants in people’s mouths all of a sudden!” Subaru was teary as he complained about having a clump of vines stuffed in his mouth.
gpt
Ram:  “Ha,” Ram laughed, not feeling the least bit guilty.
human
Meili:  There was a giggle at that. “You two really do get along. You look like siblings.” Meili was sitting on the green mat of vegetation on the floor, her legs splayed out while the tiny red scorpion sat on her head.
gpt
Ram:  Ram scowled at that. "Barusu, a sibling…? Even if I accept for the sake of argument that he is a hapless, hopeless brother unrelated by blood, anyone as useless as him would have been kicked out, to have fewer mouths to feed.”
human
Subaru:  “Was it really that Spartan in the Oni village? I’m glad I’m not an Oni, I guess…”
gpt
Ram:  “I was lying. I would have kicked you out simply because of the revulsion.”
human
Subaru:  “Don’t layer hypotheticals! That makes things so complicated!” Subaru fired back with a spittle-flecked shout in response to Ram’s standard tune. But he also understood that in her own roundabout way, it was a show of concern for him on her part. She was telling him that his decision wasn’t why she had been injured. That curt attitude, like always, was just like Ram. He looked around the room at the people in the green room.