human
Subaru:  "Maybe I’m being paranoid, but are you…?”
gpt
Subaru:  Are you in league with those white-robed dudes and your real goal is to stop Emilia’s bid for the crown? Subaru had suspected that might be why she had approached them. But before he could voice his question, Liliana fell to her knees on the spot.
human
Liliana:  “I’m sho shorry! Butbutbut I didn’t do nothin’ wrong! Those guys have just been chasing me forever…so I thought, Gee, it’d be nice to put a stop to that…then I started to think, Gee, maybe I could ask the people at that marquis’s manor for help, then one thing led to another and—!”
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru’s eyes went blank as he watched Liliana prostrate herself and beg for forgiveness. Based on her sheer desperation, he decided it was safe to assume she wasn’t their enemy. “So that excuse you gave about being targeted by assassins during that nap—that wasn’t a lie? !” A much more substantial problem had just surfaced. All Subaru could do was clutch his head and groan.
human
Subaru:  “The gist of it is, Liliana is being chased by some mysterious gang.” Subaru flipped through the report as he sank into the sofa. They were back in the study at Roswaal Manor. In the room were four people total, including Subaru. He gestured toward Rem, who was sitting beside him.
gpt
Subaru:  “To be honest, having Rem there saved us. I hate saying this, but if it was just me and Liliana, we’d be dead.”
human
Rem:  “And I am glad I was with you, too.”
gpt
Rem:  “Though, I could have been more helpful if I’d had my morning star with me.”
human
Subaru:  “If you did, those guys would be forest fertilizer right now… But yeah, I think the way you handled them was very pretty and graceful.” Subaru sighed in relief when he thought of the bloodbath they had narrowly avoided. The man who had been beaten senseless by Rem probably hadn’t even considered the possibility of getting massacred by a cute maid. Subaru knew that feeling better than anyone.
gpt
Ram:  “So where is our bard right now? The guest room?”
human
Subaru:  “She’s with Emilia-tan. Officially, it’s for her safety. We don’t want to spook her and have her run on us. We figured Emilia-tan was ideal for the task since she’s blissfully ignorant.”
gpt
Ram:  “I see. Yes, I can understand why Master Roswaal would want to keep that poet here.” Ram tucked her chin and shot an icy glare at Subaru.
human
Subaru:  He shrugged. "We want to make Liliana Emilia-tan’s PR manager or something like that, right? Liliana wants to write a new hero’s epic all by herself. The biography of a kingdom’s new monarch seems like the perfect subject to me.”
gpt
Ram:  “Surprisingly quick on the uptake, Barusu. That’s cleared up any doubts I had that I was talking to someone with a hollowed-out pumpkin for a head.”
human
Subaru:  “Dude, are you calling me a jack-o’-lantern?” Ram’s criticisms were sharp as ever.