human
Subaru:  “…A little.” Replying with a sober look, Subaru sank his weight into the bench upon which his butt rested.
gpt
Kenichi:  As his son proceeded to heave a deep sigh, Kenichi, standing right in front of him, opened his can of cola and brought it to his own lips.
human
Subaru:  “…Incidentally, it took you a bit of time just to go to the vending machine and back. Did something happen?” He wanted to change the subject, and soon.
gpt
Kenichi:  “Mm? Ah, nothing big. I just met a high school girl skipping class on my way to the machine. I lectured her about going to school, treated her to juice, traded e-mail addresses, and sent her on her way.”
human
Subaru:  “There’s no way I’m believing you got to trading e-mail addresses in that short a time!”
gpt
Kenichi:  “Is that so?” Kenichi asked Subaru, and he inclined his head as he said, “It doesn’t take that much for a girl to give out her e-mail at least. My cell phone’s address book has almost three whole pages full of high school girls’ addresses I’ve picked up on the way.”
human
Subaru:  “Even if I went to a government office or something I’d probably only get two. Daddy, you’re not gonna get caught for some weird offense, are you?”
gpt
Kenichi:  “Moron. I’m not interested in doing anything indecent with high school girls. They’re children. The destination for my love was set long ago. My passions are for my family alone.”
human
Subaru:  “Categorizing it like that makes it sound like I’m included, you know? !”
gpt
Kenichi:  “…Well, I do love you. Like a puppy!”
human
Subaru:  “Like hell you do! Which one’s the moron here? !”
gpt
Kenichi:  Kenichi responded to Subaru’s angry voice with a vulgar, cackling laugh.
human
Kenichi:  “—!”
gpt
Kenichi:  “Looks like you’re in pretty bad shape across the board.