human
Subaru:  "Damn, why didn’t I learn anything peppy or cool…” As Subaru cursed his past self,
gpt
Rem:  "Having trouble deciding, Subaru? Then why not select a tune from Lady Liliana’s repertoire?” Rem raised a hand and offered a suggestion.
human
Subaru:  "Sorry, but I’m not talented enough to learn music by ear, nor am I anywhere near as talented as Liliana. Aside from folk songs, I can only play easy stuff… The Flea Waltz is about as far as I go.”
gpt
Subaru:  "Subaru, you shouldn’t let fleas waltz into the house…”
human
Subaru:  "Please don’t look so upset—I’m gonna feel bad! And I didn’t bring any fleas in here. It’s the name of a song! But if anybody does bring fleas in here, I’ll give them an earful later!” As Subaru apologized, Emilia replaced her accusing stare with a disappointed sigh. Then she clapped her hands and smiled, a mischievous gleam in her eyes.
gpt
Emilia:  “All right, Subaru, if you play me one of Liliana’s songs, I’ll forgive you. And I promise I won’t laugh at you if you do a bad job, so no pressure. Okay?”
human
Rem:  “Lady Emilia is quite right, Subaru. I don’t care how hard it is, I don’t care how horrible you are, I don’t care how badly you fail—I promise I will not laugh at you, Subaru. So please, relax and fail. Don’t worry. Your Rem will dry all your tears.”
gpt
Subaru:  “I’m not gonna cry! Maybe don’t worry over me if it’s gonna be that excessive? !” With the apparent fear of his imminent crying hanging over his head, a deflated Subaru realized there was no turning back now.
human
Subaru:  “Seriously, promise you won’t laugh if I suck. And I promise I won’t cry.” Leaving those words as a shield, Subaru held the lyulyre in playing position again. Then, with a light tilt of his head, he shot Emilia a pretentious wink and said,
gpt
Subaru:  “By the way, my lady…any requests?”
human
Emilia:  “Oh, I know the perfect song! You know, the one that goes—” Elated that Subaru had agreed to play again, Emilia happily clapped her hands together.