human
Emilia:  "Good evening, Subaru. I see you managed to bring Beatrice along. Good boy.” Emilia smiled and patted Subaru’s head when he came out to join her on the dark, breezy balcony.
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru closed his eyes, smiling from the tingly sensation of her white fingers tickling his scalp. “Mmm, a part of me wants to let you baby me like this, but another part of me wants to assert my manliness and induce an awareness that we’re man and woman—it’s a tricky dilemma.”
human
Emilia:  “Huh? But I already know you’re a young man, and I’m a woman.”
gpt
Subaru:  “See, it’s that pesky ‘young’ part I’d like to get rid of…”
human
Ram:  “Barusu.” As Subaru surrendered to the control of his heart’s innermost desires, Ram glared sharply at him from her spot at the corner of the balcony beside Roswaal.
gpt
Subaru:  He smiled sheepishly as he clearly read the words in her gaze: Just get on with it.
human
Rem:  “Here you go, Subaru.” Rem, carrying a silver tray, swooped in to rescue him with impeccable timing.
gpt
Subaru:  “Ooh, thanks.” Atop the tray were glasses of liquor. He took a glass and looked around at the others. Emilia, Rem, Roswaal, and Ram each held a glass. And Beatrice, the scowl still plastered on her face, held a glass of juice beside Puck. "Okay, umm—thank you all for attending this party under the moon and stars at Roswaal Manor tonight. We’re holding this soiree in the interest of building solidarity and deepening friendships among the residents here. First, I would like to give you a speech that will serve as a vital accompaniment to this party. The three most important things you need to keep an eye on—”
human
Emilia:  “Um, Subaru, just a hunch, but is this speech really long?”
gpt
Subaru:  “Nah, nah, I was just gonna say always watch out for your stomach, your wallet, your mom, and your temper—wait a minute, that’s four things! It’s a bit. Get it?”
human
Ram:  “Barusu.” Under Ram’s even sharper glare, Subaru sheepishly surrendered the role of MC to the party’s host—in other words, Roswaal, the master of the house.