human
Subaru:  "And I don’t even wanna picture the poor little girl, secretly developing a taste for alcohol and day-drinking by herself in the Archive of Forbidden Books.”
gpt
Subaru:  The objective of this party was to have a good time. Turning a little girl delinquent would run very counter to that. For that matter, this seemed like one of those instances where Puck really should step up to stop her. “And yet that damn cat is soaking in a sumptuous alcohol bath—make it make sense.”
human
Beatrice:  “Don’t badmouth my brother. Besides, his behavior only proves how much he trusts his Betty, I suppose. So I am most certainly not lonely—”
gpt
Subaru:  “Whoa, Emilia and Rem are cuddling more fiercely than ever!”
human
Beatrice:  “Did you come all the way over here just to ignore me? Beyond insulting, I suppose!”
gpt
Subaru:  “Ahhh—no, no, it’s not what you think! It’s just, Emilia and Rem are being, like, every man’s fantasy right now and it’s not like they’ve stolen my heart or anything but dammit I wish I had a camera…!”
human
Beatrice:  “That wasn’t even slightly convincing!” On the opposite balcony, Emilia was cuddling and caressing Rem, while Rem purred and nuzzled against Emilia in turn. It was beyond wholesome—it was downright yuri-licious.
gpt
Subaru:  “I’m so mad I can’t be there right now…!”
human
Beatrice:  “Oh, enough already. With my brother in Roswaal’s clutches, it’s best that I sit alone in the night breeze. It suits me, I suppose.”
gpt
Subaru:  “Hey, I said I’m sorry, okay? It hurts a party host when his sulking guest snipes at him. Oh, fine, if I must, I must." With a smirk at the pouting Beatrice, Subaru took a leaf from her book and jumped off the railing.
human
Subaru:  But the moment his feet hit the floor, the alcohol in his system made him almost fall to the ground below. “Waaah?! Oh—oh crap! I almost became a squashed tomato there!”
gpt
Beatrice:  “Not even your cheap attempt at physical comedy will get me to smile, I suppose. Even if you were smooshed to death like an insect, I doubt it would be all that entertaining.”
human
Subaru:  “I’m not risking my life for your amusement—I don’t feel that guilty! Shit…I totally almost died there.” Wiping the cold sweat off his brow, Subaru plopped himself down beside the exasperated Beatrice. She didn’t welcome his presence, but she showed no inclination of leaving, either. So Subaru assumed that meant his presence wasn’t minded. “Okay, since you’re bored, let me tell you a wonderful story. Truth be told, I was hoping to use the starry sky as a pretense to share a romantic moment with Emilia-tan, but the unparalleled power of alcohol thwarted that plan.”
gpt
Beatrice:  “All I’m hearing is a schemer drowning in his own scheme, I suppose.”
human
Subaru:  “And you’re not wrong—you’re not wrong, but still! ……Let’s put a pin in that for later. Anyway, I’m gonna tell you a story about the stars from my hometown.