human
Rem:  "These are awesome, Rem.”
gpt
Subaru:  “Thank you so much, Subaru! I poured my heart and soul into these snacks… I gave it my all…so that I would be at peace if I could never bake ever again.”
human
Rem:  “It’s just baking. Do you treat it like a fight to the death every time? !”
gpt
Subaru:  As Subaru savored Rem’s magnum opus, he shuddered a little when she practically declared it a matter of life and death.
human
Liliana:  Liliana leaned back into the sofa’s soft embrace, settling into a comfortable position and rubbing her belly. “Mmm… Zzzzz…”
gpt
Subaru:  “Okay, I like to think of myself as a hospitable guy, but not enough to let you go to sleep on me!”
human
Liliana:  “Ah! I’m not asleep! Not asleep, I swear! I was only pretending to sleep, to lure the assassins targeting me to come out of hiding so I can take them out in one fell swoop!”
gpt
Subaru:  “…What?! Oh no! Is somebody trying to kill you…?”
human
Liliana:  “Now look at what you’ve done! You’ve tricked our sheltered angel!” A jumble of excuses fell out of Liliana’s mouth, and Emilia, trusting as she was, took them at face value. As Liliana wiped a string of drool from the corner of her mouth, Subaru mused that perhaps she was a girl of extremes, someone who could only respond with zero or a hundred. A sigh escaped him as he realized she wasn’t going to be an easy person to watch over.
gpt
Rem:  “I hear you are a bard.” As Rem looked at Liliana’s instrument leaning against the sofa—her lyulyre—
human
Liliana:  the performer grabbed her instrument, hugged it close, and stammered nervously, “Y-yes! Apologies, I’m but a reckless dream-chaser who seeks to challenge the world with a single string of my lyulyre!”
gpt
Subaru:  “You really will grovel for anyone who seems like they’re in charge, won’t you? !”
human
Rem:  Liliana’s submissive attitude was almost refreshing, but Rem ignored this and clapped her hands. The sparkle in her light-blue eyes was much like Emilia’s the first time she heard Liliana sing. “Then I suppose you know several famous stories, yes?”
gpt
Liliana:  “! Yes…yes! I most certainly do!” Liliana’s eyes blazed as she strummed her lyulyre. “I set out on my own over a decade ago, and this lyulyre is how I make my living. With it, I drive people mad with passion, drag them into vortexes of chaos, and bring them to tears in the streets—that’s my specialty!”
human
Subaru:  “Whoa, hold up! You’ve been at this on your own for over a decade? How old are you? !”
gpt
Liliana:  “I’m twenty-one this year. Why?”
human
Subaru:  “Twenty-one? With those looks and that brain of yours? !” She had a baby face and was rather lacking in the chest, butt, and hips department. Subaru thought it was rather embarrassing to wear such revealing clothes when there wasn’t much to show off, but now that he knew her age, he felt even worse for her. Subaru sighed.