human
Subaru:  As Subaru gazed at her with worry.
gpt
Emilia:  "Grrr—you don’t believe me. Hmph! Fine. If you really doubt me, then I’ll cook something for you. Get ready. You’re going to be really surprised!" Emilia puffed her cheeks indignantly and said.
human
Subaru:  "What’s this? I triggered a home-cooking flag without even meaning to? Am I gonna die?"
gpt
Subaru:  It’s tragic that the backlash after good news always made Subaru suspicious. Ever since Subaru arrived in this world, he couldn’t deny the imbalance of good and evil events. And since all the bad events preceded the good, whenever a good event came up first, it only made him all the more anxious. And if this good event was to be canceled, what by? If Subaru’s intuition was correct, Emilia would be a terrible cook, and Subaru would die the instant he took a bite.
human
Emilia:  "Subaru, are you okay?" Emilia asked. "Your eyes are wandering. Got a stomachache?"
gpt
Subaru:  "I-I’m fine. Even if I got the worst heartburn ever, I would eat every last drop of the food you made, Emilia-tan. Please believe in me."
human
Emilia:  "Fine, but could you please believe in me first?!" Subaru’s nonsensical fantasy had plunged Emilia into a full pout. Ordinarily, this was where Ram would deliver another brutal zinger—but the zinger never came.
gpt
Subaru:  "Uh—Ram? Something wrong?" Subaru cautiously looked over his shoulder to find Ram staring intently at her tea in silence. Then she took a careful sip to wet her lips and looked in Subaru’s direction. Her gaze turned Subaru’s spine to ice. Her already chilly glare had leveled up.
human
Subaru:  "Um—Ram—is something the matter…?"
gpt
Ram:  "Barusu…this tea…where from the tea shelf did you get it?"
human
Subaru:  "The tea? Oh, so it’s about the tea! Well, you know, it’s the stuff hidden in the back of the tea shelf. I assumed it was expensive, so I sneaked it out and—owowowowow?!"
gpt
Emilia:  "Eep! Subaru?!"
human
Subaru:  No sooner had Subaru confessed to his treasure hunt than his treasure was poured over him. His head dripped with scalding hot tea, and Subaru fell to the floor. A flustered Emilia tried to help by tossing the contents of the water pitcher on him. As Subaru lay drenched in hot tea and cold water.
gpt
Emilia:  "Why did you do that, Ram?! You’ve made Subaru’s clothes and the floor all dirty!" Emilia stared harshly at the suddenly violent Ram and yelled.
human
Subaru:  "I also got burned, you know!" The air filled with Emilia’s misplaced scolding and Subaru’s screaming. But Ram reacted to neither. Emilia and Subaru exchanged concerned glances.
gpt
Subaru:  "Er, Psycho-Ram? What’s—"
human
Ram:  "How dare you…"
gpt
Subaru:  "Ram?"
human
Ram:  "Now you’ve really messed up, Barusu." Ram’s choked voice trembled with anger and uncontainable emotion. That’s why, instead of retorting, “No, you’ve really messed up!" all Subaru could do was exchange another concerned glance with the equally baffled Emilia.