human
Subaru:  His expression brightened at their reunion, unexpected but eagerly awaited. “Ah, Emili—” But as Emilia let out a soft sigh, he felt that something was wrong. He began to call her name but stopped when he saw someone beside her—a male someone with a burly chest. “Wait, wait, wait! Don’t go flirting with Emilia-tan when I’m not around!” Subaru dashed forward to put himself between the man and Emilia. But his glare at the silhouetted man froze in the face of a torrent of sharp words.
gpt
Man:  “Hey, hey, lil’ missy. I think your guy here has a screw loose. Is he all right?” The chummy voice addressing Emilia was a bit hard to make out. That was only natural, since the speaker’s head was covered in a full-face helmet. The jet-black helm, meant to conceal his entire face, looked highly refined, but the headpiece alone wasn’t what made him stand out—though that description is misleading. He stood out because the helmet actually was alone. “More worried about an interloper than excited for your reunion? What a fascinatingly complicated sense of masculinity.”
human
Subaru:  “Well, you’ve got pretty horrible fashion sense, don’t you? !”
gpt
Man:  “And you’ve got quite some lip toward your seniors. I’m an easy-going old man, so I’ll let it slide, but someone else might chop your head off.” Subaru gaped as the man tapped a finger against the nape of his neck in obvious amusement. Yes, the bare nape of his neck, for while the man wore a pitch-black helm over his head, beneath he wore only a shabby mantle and an open linen vest-and-shorts combo that made him look like some bandit. His “shoes” were sandals with split-toe socks. Behind his waist, he carried a handsome sword with a fat blade resembling a Chinese crescent sword. Everything clashed with everything else. Subaru’s tracksuit was no less out of place, but the man’s attire was surely the greater offense to common sense.
human
Subaru:  “Emilia-tan, don’t tell me this guy’s outfit passes for normal here in the capital?”
gpt
Emilia:  “Don’t worry, Subaru. I’m as shocked by what he’s wearing as you are.”
human
Man:  The man erupted into laugher and promptly divulged what he was doing with Emilia in the first place. “Oh yeah, she was really shocked. It was so cute. I said I was looking for someone, and I was pretty surprised when she said she’d come along, though.”
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru put a hand on Emilia’s shoulder and stared at where the man’s eyes probably were. “Emilia-tan’s kind-heartedness is a real virtue, but you still have to pick who you help. Why do you think a poisonous mushroom looks so bad? It’s saying, ‘I’m poisonous. Danger. Eat me and you’ll die.’ That’s to stop damage before it happens.”
human
Man:  “You’re making it sound like I’m a dangerous guy.