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Deus Ex Machina:  Eventually, though, they reached a clearing and stopped.
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Elisabeth:  “……………………………It’s a mushroom.”
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Kaito:  “It would appear to be a mushroom, yes.”
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Hina:  “Aye, and a toadstool, at that.”
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Vlad:  “Hmm? Why, where is the meat? I must say, abandoning the sense of cohesion strikes me as a crime against aesthetics.” Kaito was aghast, Hina merely nodded, Elisabeth was exasperated, and Vlad leveled a characteristically obtuse complaint. Erected before them was a completely round house. Its red roof was the very image of a mushroom’s cap, and it was even mottled white. It was abundantly clear that the building was modeled after a mushroom—more specifically, a toadstool. And at the bottom of the stalk was an adorable little round door.
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Kaito:  Kaito grabbed its handle and pulled. However, the door refused to budge. It must have been locked.
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Elisabeth:  Elisabeth prompted him to move aside, then raised one of her shapely legs into the air and let out a casual shout. “Hi-yah!”
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Kaito:  “Welp, there she goes!” Elisabeth had let loose a magnificently bold roundhouse kick. The door shattered. Inside, though, nothing seemed particularly amiss.