human
Subaru:  “The wage thief named Barusu has appeared.”
gpt
Subaru:  “I’m very sorry about yesterday…! Please forgive me!” Subaru sought forgiveness, bowing his head low in an earnest apology. He felt like he’d done nothing but bow his head for half an entire day. He’d accounted for everyone at the mansion except Roswaal—meaning the entirety of the female population.
human
Subaru:  “I’m back to a route with all the girls looking down on me again… I’ve got some deep karma here.”
gpt
Ram:  “Sister, Sister. It seems Subaru is quite the pervert.”
human
Rem:  “Rem, Rem. Subaru is a masochist who likes being degraded.”
gpt
Ram:  “That’s going too far, especially for you, Big Sis!”
human
Subaru:  Shouting in response to the sisters’ sharp rebuke, Subaru used his arms as a fulcrum to go from his prostrate position into a handstand, twisting his body around and using the momentum to rise to his feet. "Anyway, I’m sorry about being pathetic yesterday and annoying the day before… Well, a lot happened, but I’ve had a complete change in attitude, so it’s a new me going forward.”
gpt
Ram:  “It was the lap pillow.”
human
Rem:  “The lap pillow, yes.”
gpt
Subaru:  “Don’t tell me everyone knows?! That’s so embarrassing!” Subaru hid his reddened face and crumbled as the twin maids met each other’s gaze.
human
Rem:  “It is time to begin the morning chores, Sister.”
gpt
Ram:  “It is time to begin our morning duties, Rem.”
human
Subaru:  “No comment?! That puts me down even more! !” With a wave, the two left behind Subaru and his pleas, heading off to work just as they had declared. As they did so, Subaru called for them to stop.
gpt
Subaru:  “Time-out, time-out. There’s a favor I want to ask about work this morning.” Subaru’s appeal made both twins stop, turn around, and tilt their heads in sync.
human
Rem:  “A favor?”
gpt
Ram:  “A hassle?”
human
Subaru:  “Weird, I haven’t heard Big Sis’s bluntness for a while and it’s getting me all fired up…” A pained smile came over him. Unlike the little sister, the older sister’s unpleasant attitude was a lot easier to deal with, but he was glad he could talk to them like this at all. He breathed out, trying to brush off the absurdity of it all. "Actually, I’d like to go see the village. It’s nearby, right? Isn’t there something you need to buy there?” Overnight, he’d formed a firm hypothesis in the archive of forbidden books, but he wanted to get to the village that day no matter what. That was what was on Subaru’s mind as Rem put a hand to her chest, sinking into thought.
gpt
Rem:  “Certainly, we are running a bit low on spices, so I was thinking of heading to the village tomorrow…”
human
Subaru:  “Let’s change the schedule and do it today, then. Might as well get more before you’re running out, and you can’t just borrow some from the neighbors out here, can you?” There were no other mansions in the first place, even if they had wanted to go see the neighbors.