human
Subaru:  "But I moved closer because I wanted to eat with Emilia-tan. Roswaal didn’t say he minded, so what’s the big deal? I mean, you can give me any veggies you don’t like."
gpt
Emilia:  "All right, you can have my green bepper— Wait, that’s not the point. I’m being an idiot."
human
Subaru:  Subaru laughed, finding it cute how Emilia tapered her lips in a pout at being outdone in their verbal jousting. "Incidentally, Rozchi, I thought I heard Emilia-tan say this household has only two maids working here?"
gpt
Roswaal:  "Ahh, yeees, such is currently the caaase. Ram and Rem are the only ones left."
human
Subaru:  "Two people handling a place this huge? You’d think people would die from overwork no matter how good they are. That said…it doesn’t feel like you’re going to be hiring any new maids here?"
gpt
Roswaal:  Roswaal was silent to Subaru’s question, crossing his arms at the table. Roswaal’s face displayed a smile, but the eyes with which he regarded Subaru had subtly changed. "You truly are a mystery, having come to the house of Mathers at the far reaches of the Kingdom of Lugunica, yet you do not know the circumstances? Amazing that you made it past royal customs."
human
Subaru:  "Well, I am kind of an undocumented immigrant in a sense…"
gpt
Emilia:  Subaru’s casual reply startled Emilia; she gave him a glare like she was scolding a young child. "I can’t believe it. If you say things like that so easily, bad people will make mincemeat out of you."
human
Subaru:  "Nobody uses mincemeat anymore."
gpt
Emilia:  "Don’t joke about this. Hey, Subaru, is that really true? Is everyone where you come from like this, or is it really just you who doesn’t know?"
human
Subaru:  Subaru, feeling bad at how Emilia was genuinely worried, reflected upon his own behavior. "Err, more like my education’s especially lacking. So if it’s no bother, I really would be grateful if you filled me in."
gpt
Emilia:  "You seem an educated enough child to me from the big words you’re using, but…"
human
Subaru:  "I mean, this here’s my debut with high society. I mean, there’re things you don’t know either, Emilia-tan? Honorifics like that and extra-polite words seem to throw you off?"
gpt
Emilia:  "Err…you do have a point." Emilia seemed to shrink at Subaru’s observation.
human
Roswaal:  Seeing Emilia like that surprised him, but it was not the wilting Emilia who followed up but Roswaal, previously silent in the seat of honor. "I do understand what you are saying, but Lady Emilia is cuuurrently studying such things, you seeee."
gpt
Subaru:  "Studying, huh. Wait, you mean we lost her when we were talking earlier?"
human
Roswaal:  "You truly do have an active mind. It is because you think so much that you can make such thoughtless-sounding statements."
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru slouched from Roswaal’s apparent praise before giving his own chest a thump. "Thinking while you live is just common sense. It’s the duty of every man to think on his feet for when the chips are down.