human
Subaru:  Laughing by himself as he interrupted the surprised trio, Subaru put his hands together in supplication. "It seems that she’s caused you a little trouble, but could you do me favor and let it slide? I’m sure you can tell just by looking at her, but the girl is a little…y’know…in the head. You get me?"
gpt
Subaru:  Her celebrity-like style practically screamed “Rob me, please!” and she was hanging around the alleyways in a city with questionable levels of law enforcement. What sane person would be so reckless? Subaru asserted to the stunned men, “So that’s how it is!” and grasped the girl’s hand.
human
Subaru:  "Mm…!"
gpt
Subaru:  “Hey, let’s move on before you cause the good boys here any more trouble. Let’s do like we promised today and feed each other sweets, just the two of…” Subaru quickly laid things out, casting her in the role he’d assigned Emilia in his fantasies, aiming to get her out of there as fast as possible. However…
human
Subaru:  “Uhh?”
gpt
Girl:  “Do not…touch me so freely!” She put her other hand on top of Subaru’s, twisting her body to yank the boy forward.
human
Subaru:  A moment after he realized he’d lost his hold on her wrist, his face slammed right into the wall. “Wht th hll? !”
gpt
Girl:  “Goodness, I take a step outside and this happens? Commoners drooling all over me…”
human
Subaru:  As he stood back up, Subaru glowered at her, as if finding her words beyond comprehension. “Play along, damn it! That’s the time-honored method of saving a girl from street punks! You’re supposed to catch on to these things!”
gpt
Girl:  “I do not know what you mean. I simply do as I please.”
human
Subaru:  “A woman who slams your face into the wall is the worst kind of first meeting, you know? !” Not only had she not picked up on his attempt to extricate her, but she treated him as a pervert. The pain and humiliation made him regret exercising his limited courage. Thinking that the men must find it hilarious, Subaru turned toward their pitying gazes again. “Hey, wait a minute, I remember you guys.” Subaru tilted his head with the bad feeling that he was reliving a prior crisis.
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru compared the faces of the men before him against the ones in his memory, clapping his hands together when a light suddenly came on. “Ah, Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest. Eh, wait, no way. Does this city have any other punks besides the three of you? !"
human
Subaru:  Of course he remembered them. These were the Three Stooges he’d encountered on the first day of his summoning. Having experienced death at their hands once already, Subaru regarded them with caution. But… “I’m more depressed than anything else. Don’t you guys have any other way to make a living?” The three men looked at one another and began to talk, oddly relaxed about Subaru’s presence.
gpt
Subaru:  “First he sticks his nose in, gets his face smashed on a wall, and now he says he remembers.