human
Kenichi:  Eyes closed, Kenichi stood before Subaru and addressed him by name.
gpt
Subaru:  "Subaru." When those words brought him back to reality, Subaru looked up at his father. To Subaru, ready to accept whatever Kenichi might say, whatever Kenichi might think, in its full, unvarnished form, he—
human
Subaru:  "Father head! !"
gpt
Kenichi:  "Gahhh? !" Taking an unexpected blow to his cranium, Subaru reeled as fireworks scattered in his eyes. Toward his son, eyes tearful from the sharp pain, Kenichi powerfully thrust a finger. "You see that, Subaru? That’s my angry blow, the father head move I’ve filled with love."
human
Subaru:  "Wasn’t that a heel drop?! What ‘head’?! Was that just to throw me off? !"
gpt
Kenichi:  "That’s what stretching after a bath does for you. Got my leg pretty high up there, didn’t I?" Kenichi began stretching his supple hip joints on the spot. His father’s demeanor defied his expectations, leaving Subaru half in tears, unsure what he should say. Subaru had been expecting something else—
human
Kenichi:  "Gotta say, though, Subaru. You’re, well…a pretty big moron."
gpt
Subaru:  "Uhh…?" Insulted by the rather disconnected words, Subaru couldn’t get a single word out.
human
Kenichi:  "In the first place, there’s a lot that rubs me the wrong way, but there’s one thing that’s the biggest. You’re the one who thought you’d get me to hate you. The way you did it was by rejecting school. And you thought, somewhere along the line, your dad would blow a fuse and yell at you… That’s stupid on a fundamental level, you know?"
gpt
Subaru:  "I can’t really say I disagree, but…"
human
Kenichi:  "I mean, if you want me to abandon you, you’ve gotta be more proactive about it. Who abandons his own kid just because he crawls into his own shell? If you want me to hate you, you should commit genocide on half of humanity for no particular reason. Then I’ll hate you."
gpt
Subaru:  "That’s a crazy thing to ask for!! You don’t see many villains like that even in shonen manga! !"
human
Kenichi:  "To me, what you wanted me to do is just as crazy." The blunt retort silenced Subaru. "Got it?