human
Subaru:  "My spree ended there."
gpt
Emilia:  "So…did you break a vase, sneak food between meals, or have an accident in bed?"
human
Liliana:  "H-how rude! I haven’t had an accident in five years, thank you very much!"
gpt
Subaru:  Five years ago… That would make her sixteen… Subaru stopped there and decided he didn’t want to go through the trouble of unpacking that. Ultimately, it seemed she really didn’t have any clue why she had been kicked out. Even now, Liliana looked utterly perplexed. the words rich old man sounded quite fishy on their own…but it was quite a reach to assume that was the root of the stalking. Unless the people stalking her were under some misunderstanding about what had transpired between Liliana and the old man. "Either way, our two clues are the town of Wawer and the old man who lives there. I’ll run this by Roswaal just in case… I wonder if he’ll look into it?"
human
Liliana:  "Oh, butbutbut! All the old man did was take care of me and teach me the song that must never be sung… I just can’t think of anything that might be important."
gpt
Emilia:  "Is that so…? Yes, I suppose none of that would serve as a clue. Oh bother…"
human
Subaru:  "Whoa, hold up." Subaru frantically butted into the conversation, hearing something he couldn’t ignore. Both ladies gave him quizzical looks, so it seemed neither of them was joking around. This is why ditziness scares me sometimes. Emilia-tan, you’re an angel. "Excuse me, um… What exactly is this song that must never be sung?"
gpt
Liliana:  "Huh…? Well, it’s a song the old man taught me. It contains the secret of how he amassed his fortune. Both compositionally and lyric-wise, it’s really not my thing, if I’m gonna be honest."
human
Emilia:  "Now, Liliana, you shouldn’t talk that way about a song that was gifted to you."
gpt
Subaru:  "Would you sing some of it for us?"
human
Liliana:  "Oooh yes, I’d love to! While I’m at it, I’d love to perform every song I know for you!" Liliana took her lyulyre back from Subaru and started strumming in high spirits.
gpt
Emilia:  Emilia’s eyes sparkled, her heart dancing from the bard’s offer.
human
Subaru:  And as Subaru watched the pair, he pinched the spot between his eyes. Then he took in a deep breath and yelled— "The song! It’s the song, you dumbass!! !" —and promptly crashed into the blissfully innocent pair’s happy moment.