human
Subaru:  "Just little things, like my favorite quill disappearing, my clean clothes being gone when I get out of the bath, and my instrument vanishing from the lodge…"
gpt
Subaru:  "Um, that sounds like a classic stalker?!" Subaru cried out in realization.
human
Emilia:  Emilia gives Subaru a confused stare.
gpt
Liliana:  Liliana gives Subaru a confused stare.
human
Subaru:  Subaru shook his head vigorously as he remembered how the attackers looked. "Your things going missing probably had nothing to do with the gang that’s been hounding you. Probably just some die-hard fans. Has anybody ever chased after you with a sharp object before?"
gpt
Liliana:  "Mm-hmm! The way you worded that sounds vaguely wrong somehow…but no, sir, I’ll have you know that today was the first time I caught a glimpse of something sharp and shiny. Otherwise, I’d have a much more solemn look on my face right now."
human
Subaru:  "You don’t look all that solemn now… But anyway, what you’re saying is, their MO changed suddenly."
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru’s mind raced, trying to find a motive for the men in white after hearing Liliana’s testimony. But the only abnormality that happened directly to Liliana—the only lead he had—was one event. "You coming here…and meeting directly with the marquis… You think that made the men in white nervous?"
human
Subaru:  "Dude, don’t tell me you have no clue whatsoever. You reek of some seriously shady shit. If you know something, you’d better barf it up now. Otherwise, we can’t guarantee we can protect you."
gpt
Liliana:  "How dare you say a word like barf in front of a fair maiden! I swear on my ancestors and on my lyulyre, I’m not hiding anything! Actually, wait, let’s leave my lyulyre out of this!"
human
Subaru:  "Hey, don’t crap out on me when we’re running out of time!" Subaru yelled at the bard as she cradled her livelihood to her chest. But as far as he could tell, she was sincerely racking her brain for a clue. After muttering and nodding to herself a few times, she finally said
gpt
Liliana:  "I don’t have even the teensiest intention of keeping any secrets from you—my brain just isn’t working! Y’know what it feels like when you’ve got a fish bone lodged between every tooth? The wrongness of it is torture, I tell you!"
human
Subaru:  "Uh, you should probably debone your fish before you eat them, then."
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru turned to Emilia in hopes of steering the conversation back on course. "So fish-bone metaphors aside…did you figure anything out, Emilia-tan?