human
Subaru:  "I feel a little better about it now… It’s not like it didn’t bother me at all."
gpt
Wilhelm:  "At least you seem more at ease. After all, if all it took to solve misunderstandings between men and women were one piece of advice from an old man, far fewer human beings would need worry about such things."
human
Subaru:  "Wilhelm, you felt bad when you argued with your wife, too, huh?" Subaru inquires with renewed interest.
gpt
Wilhelm:  Wilhelm closed his eyes, seemingly reminiscing about days long past. "Of course. In my case, my wife was physically invincible when brought to anger. She pounded me into the floor quite a few times."
human
Subaru:  "Sword Saints don’t do half measures, geez! !"
gpt
Wilhelm:  "Afterward, I forced my arms around her, holding her close until her anger abated."
human
Subaru:  "That’s like an Easter egg for married life? !"
gpt
Wilhelm:  Wilhelm’s face looked brighter as he related the tale from life with his beloved.
human
Subaru:  Subaru, seized by envy, slapped his own cheeks. "I think this is still you thinking too much, Subawu."
gpt
Subaru:  "Errr, it’s not like I made him just spill stuff out about his wife like that…right?"
human
Wilhelm:  "—Now then, it would seem we are prepared to depart." Wilhelm pretended not to hear as he looked at the people standing by.
gpt
Subaru:  "Man, I sure come off as young and foolish, don’t I…?"
human
Subaru:  "Well, anyway, that’s how it is, so…everyone, please and thank you for your cooperation so I can reunite with Emilia-tan on good terms."
gpt
Julius:  "It is mildly deflating to think of that as our objective." Julius responded in kind.