human
Subaru:  “Ugh, I’m gonna hurl. Could you at least let a guy sit up when you talk to him?” Subaru felt the man’s attempt at goodwill was just as clunky as the cart’s wheels on the ground beneath them.
gpt
Man:  “Nothing would please me more than that—but unfortunately, we tied you up so nice and tight that you’re stiff as a wooden board right now, and trying to sit you up would be quite a struggle. Sorry, but you’ll have to keep lying down.”
human
Subaru:  “Well, if I get carsick, I know where I’m aiming. Cower before my mighty mayo-vomit attack.” Due to their little ruse earlier that day, all Subaru had to eat was that world’s equivalent of mayonnaise, so that was the only thing that would come up, should the need arise.
gpt
Man:  The man raised his arms in a gesture of defeat.
human
Voice:  “Wait, is this cart being pulled by that ox thing instead of a land dragon? Man, you guys are using some old-school animals. We’re basically riding an artifact, y’know.”
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru turned his head and grabbed the bound foot just barely in his vision.
human
Man:  “I don’t know if you’re saying that out of shock, sarcasm, awe, or intimidation, but none of that’s helpful right now, so shut up for a minute.”
gpt
Liliana:  A set of toes wriggled back at him. “Guess this is a classic case of out of the frying pan into the fire. We didn’t see it coming.”
human
Man:  “Yes, looks like the success of our kidnapping strategy backfired epically! Now, chore boy, as the architect of this master plan, I’d love to know what you’re thinking right now!”
gpt
Subaru:  “I’m thinking, if I could just slap your flippant face right now, nothing else would matter.” Thanks to Liliana’s usual antics, Subaru was somehow able to retain his composure. Though in actual fact, the men in white had them in the palm of their hand. And Liliana was right; the White Dragon’s Scale’s ambush had only worked because Subaru’s guard had been down after the success of his ruse. Even though the men in white hadn’t planned on that, the circumstances had linked the two groups together and made the bard ripe for the taking.
human
Subaru:  “I’m pretty sure our buddies back at the manor have noticed we’re missing by now…” However, it was painfully clear that their lack of manpower would affect how quickly their friends could find them. Their list of allies was short enough as it was, but Ram was still away on an investigation. Neither Emilia nor Roswaal could take direct action, and Subaru was uncertain whether or not Beatrice would help. That meant the only one who could actively search for them was Rem.