human
Subaru:  "I mean, gods don’t give you anything, but a demon will have a good laugh with you over a chat about the future.”
gpt
Subaru:  Talking about the last year seemed especially popular with them. Subaru remembered the image of the Red Demon and the Blue Demon hugging each other as they laughed themselves silly, when he suddenly realized there was a definite smile carved upon Rem’s face.
human
Subaru:  “Whoa…” He’d seen her faintly smiling several times over, but this was the first time he’d seen a real smile on her face. Subaru didn’t know what had tickled Rem’s thoughts, but he snapped his fingers.
gpt
Subaru:  “That smiling face is worth a million-volt skyline.”
human
Rem:  “I will tell on you to Lady Emilia.”
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru straightened himself and meekly pleaded for forgiveness. “I wasn’t trying to hit on you!”
human
Rem:  Rem lightly raised her eyebrows toward Subaru. “What happened to your hand?”
gpt
Subaru:  “Mm? Oh, that mangy mutt with the kids went all chomp-chomp on me.” His left hand, covered in bite marks, had already stopped bleeding, but it still looked somewhat pathetic. Incidentally, it was only after he returned to the mansion that he realized that the middle of the back of his servant outfit was stained with snot.
human
Rem:  “May I heal that wound?”
gpt
Subaru:  “Eh? What, you can use healing magic, too, Rem?”
human
Rem:  “Only simple magic up to first-aid level. Perhaps you prefer Lady Emilia?”