human
Subaru:  “Rem and Rozchi I can understand—they’re busy with work—but it wouldn’t hurt Beako to be more social.” Subaru frowned, particularly salty about the girl who had no work yet didn’t make an appearance.
gpt
Emilia:  Seeing the sour look on Subaru’s face, Emilia clapped a hand to her mouth and giggled. “Subaru, you really do like Beatrice, don’t you? You’re always so mindful of her.”
human
Subaru:  “Like is a strong word… I won’t deny that she is on my mind a lot, but there’s gotta be a better way of describing my feelings for her…It’s like when you get a piece of squid jerky stuck between your back molars?”
gpt
Emilia:  If Beatrice heard Subaru’s assessment of her, that would have brought about another quarrel, but Emilia was even more amused, smirking over Subaru’s lackluster demeanor. So the two were enjoying a lovely little teatime like this. Until—
human
Ram:  A voice suddenly barged into the dining hall—a stiff, icy voice. It came from a girl standing at the entrance of the dining hall between the double doors. Her emotionless eyes glanced at the prune-faced Subaru, and she said, “I was gracious enough to make tea, yet you cast it aside in favor of debauchery… You’ve gotten too big for your britches, Barusu.”
gpt
Subaru:  “Hey, Emilia and I were just talking—you call that debauchery?! Besides, nobody asked you to get tea. I did nothing wrong, okay?”
human
Ram:  “I don’t like that you were having the time of your life while I had to work.”
gpt
Subaru:  “Dude, don’t be a tyrant…!”
human
Ram:  As Subaru rolled his eyes at the injustice, Ram, without a hint of charm in her eyes, snorted and said, “I was merely adding bias to impartiality and assessing your work ethic.”
gpt
Subaru:  “Keep your pesky bias out of your impartiality and assess me properly, dammit.”
human
Ram:  “But if I removed bias from my assessment, your teacakes would be served off the floor, Barusu.”
gpt
Subaru:  “Why does your assessment get worse when you remove your bias? !” Since the look in Ram’s eyes suggested she might fight him any second, he could not hide the hair-raising resentment in his voice.
human
Ram:  While Subaru fumed, Ram set the plate of cakes she had brought onto the table. Meanwhile, Subaru filled his empty cup with tea and poured another cup at the empty spot across from him for Ram. And as the pair finished setting the table for tea, Emilia giggled quietly.
gpt
Emilia:  “What’s up, Emilia-tan? Why the cute face?”
human
Emilia:  “Well, you’re both in perfect sync when you squabble with each other. It’s funny to watch.”
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Ram:  With a revolted look on her face, Ram muttered, “Disgusting.”
human
Subaru:  “Not so blunt—that hurt!” Subaru cried, clutching a hand to his chest. “But Emilia-tan does have a point. After all, I work with you more than anyone else in this mansion, Ram. We’re in the trenches together day in and day out—it’s only natural that we wind up working in sync. Right?”
gpt
Ram:  “Revolting.”
human
Subaru:  “Could we try to have an actual conversation?