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Roswaal:  "I, too, am mooost pleased that Subaru is quick to catch on. You beauuuutifully described my policy on the matter. To elaborate ever so slightly, I do want to make sure everyone’s pros and cons are taken into consideration.”
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Subaru:  “Pros and cons, eh…” Roswaal wore a thin smile in satisfaction, which Subaru found just a little bit fishy.
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Rem:  "This is difficult to say…but Lady Emilia is a half-elf. Most bards would reject our proposal on that basis alone, so we cannot rule out the possibility. However, as Liliana seems to have taken to Lady Emilia, we believe she will likely agree, with some provisions.” Rem's eyes cast downward.
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Subaru:  “In other words…if we offer to deal with that insane problem she can’t solve on her own, she won’t be able to say no… Wow, do I look evil right now?”
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Ram:  "You always look evil.”
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Rem:  "You always look lovely.”
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Subaru:  Subaru grimaced at Roswaal and his rotten personality, receiving deeply conflicting answers from the twins. Shot the marquis a hard stare and scooted away, only for the man to beam radiantly and wave at him.
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Subaru:  "Anyway, I guess the plan is to keep an eye on Liliana and try to resolve her problem. It really was a shame that we let her assailants get away. If only we’d captured just one of them…” Subaru sighed.
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Ram:  “Yes, if we’d broken fifty to sixty bones, he might have spilled everything.”
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Subaru:  “If you tortured him that badly, the only thing he’d spill is blood, you psycho.”
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Subaru:  “I’ll keep my guard up, too, but if I happen to be attacked, all I can do is squeak for help in falsetto. Then again, I doubt these guys have the balls to break into the heavily guarded manor of a marquis.”
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Rem:  “If I hear your voice, Subaru, I will come flying to your aid. Whether I’m cleaning or cooking or even bathing, please do not hesitate to call your Rem for help.”
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Ram:  "You filthy cad.”
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Subaru:  “Could you please not condemn a guy before he even says anything? !” Subaru could practically see the puppy-maid Rem wagging her invisible tail even as the kitty-maid Ram skewered him with a deeply judgmental glare.
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Roswaal:  “Anyway, I would liiiike to wait and see.” Roswaal said, cutting in.