human
Subaru:  He murmured, “That’s gotta hurt…”
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Men:  “Huh—?” The white-robed men had just broken their silence with a grunt of disbelief. The way they recoiled after seeing what happened to their battered ally suddenly made them seem very human. Not that it would change what was about to unfold.
human
Rem:  “I lost my weapon in the forest the other day, so I’m afraid I shall have to fight barehanded until I find a replacement. Is that all right?” Rem had put it rather adorably, but her misplaced weapon of choice was a demonically gargantuan spiked morning star, and her pale, thin arms belied how lethally she wielded it. There was a beauty in her martial prowess, as she had demonstrated earlier with the devastating punch. As Rem raised her fists menacingly at the men in white, they immediately set into motion.
gpt
Men:  “Retreat!” The men slinked away with slippery movements just like when they attacked, carrying their unconscious ally on their backs as they beat a hasty retreat.
human
Rem:  Rem’s eyes followed them as they disappeared into the trees. She didn’t relax until she could no longer sense their presence. "I was a little nervous. Whenever I meet ruffians like that unarmed, I always fear I will be unable to protect you, Subaru.”
gpt
Subaru:  “For someone who was nervous, that was a pretty sick straight right.”
human
Rem:  “Oh, Subaru, you’re making me blush.” After nodding at Rem, whose hands were pressed to her pink cheeks, Subaru looked at the trees where the white-robed men had run off to. They didn’t look like typical bandits to him. "What’s your theory? Were they here to hinder Emilia’s claim to the throne?”
gpt
Rem:  “That is one possibility. Master Roswaal is also a man who has many enemies. While this sort of incident isn’t exactly frequent, it does happen.”
human
Subaru:  “Are you shitting me? Way to make a guy question the safety of his workplace. Also, one more thing…” Rem had casually said something quite concerning, but Subaru’s focus was somewhere else. He glared over at the girl who had remained silent this whole time and was already in the process of sneaking off. Grabbing her shoulders from behind, Subaru forced the kindest smile he could muster onto his face and said, "And where do you think you’re running off to, Liliana?”
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Liliana:  “Eep! I’m sorry please forgive me I’ll apologize just please stop sneering at me like that you’re scaring me!”
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Subaru:  “I’m not sneering! I’m smiling to relieve tension. See?”
gpt
Liliana:  “Eep!” Liliana only cowered more at the sight of Subaru’s giant smile.
human
Rem:  Subaru was shocked by her reaction, but Rem pulled Liliana away from him and patted her back as if she were soothing a whimpering puppy. “There, there, Subaru is nothing to fear. His eyes are just lovelier than the average person’s.”
gpt
Liliana:  “Th-that’s a rather subjective opinion…but I’m okay now. I’ve calmed down. Yes.”
human
Subaru:  “Okay, I feel weird for a buttload of reasons…but whatever. Anyway, why’d you try to bail on us?