human
Roswaal:  "You seem to harbor a misunderstanding, buuut the specialist in Dark spells is nooot Emilia, you know?"
gpt
Subaru:  "The heck?! Are you enjoying playing with someone’s heart like this?! So who’s the specialist, you, the elite magic user with all elemental affinities?! This sucks!"
human
Roswaal:  "It is Beatrice."
gpt
Subaru:  "That’s worse!" With a great kerplunk, water spray leapt everywhere as he let loose his loudest shout of the evening.
human
Subaru:  "Damn, that was all over the map. Damn that Roswaal, working me up and down like that like I’m on Buddha’s palm!" In the washroom, Subaru’s face was red as he put his hands through the sleeves of his change of clothes. With the affinity scan in the bathtub ending in dejection, Subaru got out of the bath first. He’d been worked up during the conversation with Roswaal, but his face felt heavy from the effects of the long bath. After all, it hadn’t been a full day yet since being healed from his wound; he had to expect some anemia. "Plus I’m gonna have serious aches and pains tomorrow. Ugh, damn you, Ram; you remember this, just because I’m better than last time doesn’t mean you have to work me like a dog…"
gpt
Ram:  "I will remember that as you wish."
human
Subaru:  "Fwaaaah?!" The timely reply, coming just as Subaru was leaving the washroom with his laundry in a basket, surprised him enough to make him jump. As Ram stood in the corridor before the washroom, his underwear, scattering out from the bouncing basket, fell to her feet.
gpt
Ram:  "My goodness." Ram crouched, plucked Subaru’s underwear off the floor, and stuffed them into a garbage bin right beside her.
human
Subaru:  "There’s a guy carrying a basket heading to the laundry right in front of you, y’know?!"
gpt
Ram:  "I’m sorry, I was gripped by psychological distaste the instant I picked them up. I had to get rid of them without a single moment to spare."
human
Subaru:  "Considering all that, your form was very relaxed, huh?!" Subaru tearfully recovered his underwear from the garbage bin and turned to face Ram. Seeing Ram serenely standing in the hallway, he tilted his head and wondered what she was up to.
gpt
Ram:  "Unfortunately, I have already bathed, so my clothes will stay on no matter how long you wait." Ram seemed to reply to his unasked question.
human
Subaru:  "I didn’t say anything!! And ain’t that backward for a maid?!"
gpt
Ram:  "I jest. I am simply waiting for Master Roswaal to finish before helping him dress."
human
Subaru:  "That’s pampering him a little too much. I’m sure he can dress himself." Apparently, in this world, there existed people who’d never in their lives worn a single shoe without a servant slipping it on their foot. Roswaal surely fit the bill. "Don’t tell me you both help him put on that weird makeup. My low trust’s falling even further."
gpt
Ram:  "There shall be no rudeness toward Master Roswaal in my presence."