human
Rem:  “For the love of all that’s holy, please stick with tea leaves and hot water!” Rem pouted slightly and muttered, “If you insist.”
gpt
Subaru:  Ever since the trouble with the demon beasts had ended, Rem’s attitude toward Subaru had improved dramatically. He appreciated her newfound affection, but it also deeply confused his fragile boyish heart. Neither he nor anyone around him realized this was the typical reaction of a boy who had never been popular with the ladies. "Well, we supposedly invited her for some tasty snacks and tea. Technically, we made good on that promise.”
human
Rem:  “Oh please, Subaru… If you tell me my tea and sweets are tasty and what a pretty maid I am—I’m blushing.” Rem protested, pressing her hands to rosy cheeks.
gpt
Subaru:  “Everything you said is true, but did you just sneak in an extra compliment there?” Subaru couldn’t resist pointing that out.
human
Rem:  With a shy giggle, Rem quietly said, “Also…I heard she was an ordinary bard. Why did you bring her here?”
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru whispered back, “Ohhh, right. Emilia-tan took a liking to her, and— Well, actually, it’s a bit complicated. I dunno how she did it, but she saw through Emilia-tan’s Block Identification.”
human
Rem:  Rem’s eyes narrowed slightly when she heard this. Block Identification was a spell woven into the robe Emilia wore in public to hide her half-elf features. Without Emilia’s express permission or the ability to overcome the magic cast on the robe, nobody should have been able to tell who Emilia was. “You say she saw through it, but…Master Roswaal wove that spell in himself. It’s hard to believe anybody could do such a thing.”
gpt
Subaru:  “Right? That’s why we had her come here with us. We couldn’t just leave her there.” They had used Ram’s tea and Rem’s sweets as a pretense for taking her to the manor. Liliana had been reluctant, but she’d obediently taken the bait when it was offered. On a certain level, Subaru was terribly concerned for the girl’s future if she was always this gullible. In any case, this wasn’t a matter they could ignore, so Subaru and the others brought the bard back to the manor.
human
Rem:  “I understand.” Rem said. "In other words, we should silence her before she has the chance to say anything, yes?”
gpt
Subaru:  “You don’t understand crap. Look, phrases like ‘we should silence her’ sound way too real coming from you!”
human
Rem:  “Oh please, Subaru, your Rem would never stoop so low.” Rem jokingly stuck out her tongue…but prior circumstances meant this wasn’t at all convincing. (To be fair, those prior circumstances only existed in a fragment of Subaru’s memory.)
gpt
Subaru:  “Man, your sweets are like a miracle drug, Rem.” No matter how stiff and nervous she’d been initially, the moment Liliana helped herself to one of the fragrant baked treats, there was no room in her mind for anything else. Rem was undeniably skilled at housework, but her true gift was baking. "Lemme have a taste… Oh yeah.