human
Subaru:  She was the spitting image of a small child throwing a tantrum, denying reality with every fiber of her being. Subaru lowered himself to her eye level and spoke carefully and sincerely. "I get it. You don’t want to believe it. You want to question it. But you’re wrong, Emilia, because I have never once lied to…Well, to be honest, I’ve lied to you a lot, and I also teased you mercilessly because I love making you blush, but–"
gpt
Emilia:  "Really?! That’s news to me! How long have you been teasing me, Subaru? Tell me!"
human
Subaru:  "Now’s no time to discuss that! Don’t try to change the subject!"
gpt
Emilia:  "Fine…but I still feel like I’m in the dark about something…"
human
Subaru:  When Subaru let it slip that he wasn’t always perfectly honest with Emilia, she looked upset about never noticing. But Subaru spread his arms wide in earnest, eager to get back in her good graces. "This time, I’m telling the truth—not even a hint of a lie. I swear it."
gpt
Emilia:  "Subaru…"
human
Subaru:  With a sincere voice, a solemn gaze, and heartfelt words, Subaru told her what he thought she needed to hear most. "You…are a victim of God’s mischief."
gpt
Emilia:  "Is it really that bad? !"
human
Subaru:  "Well, the truth is so shitty, even I can’t believe it! Why does my Emilia-tan have to be tone-deaf?! She has such a sweet and beautiful voice—but the way she sings, there’s no way in hell anybody can ever be happy! If anybody’s to blame, it’s God! Either that or her parents should’ve stepped in before it was too late!"
gpt
Emilia:  "Aggggh…" While Subaru clenched his fists and made his emphatic proclamations, Emilia uttered a tired groan. Despite Subaru’s impassioned speech about her, Emilia still didn’t seem fully present for the conversation they were having. This was probably because she still didn’t believe she was tone-deaf. She was completely oblivious to the truth because of a condition that was particularly difficult to correct: sensory tone-deafness. Unlike a simple lack of coordination with her vocal cords, Emilia’s problem would be nearly impossible to correct because she could not perceive what was wrong. In other words, if she had any hope of defeating this formidable foe, Emilia would need the help of her family.
human
Subaru:  "Puck! Ándele, ándele!" With a snap of his fingers, Subaru summoned Emilia’s family and the one responsible for this fiasco. Subaru had no authority to summon Puck, but Emilia did, and she went along with Subaru’s momentum and called into the sparkling green crystal hanging on her neck.
gpt
Puck:  "You cry out, I fly out! With a meow-meow-meow-meowwww!" Faint particles of light spilled out of the crystal, converging into the shape of a small cat spirit. Singing a nonsensical line as he popped into the air, Puck landed on Emilia’s left shoulder, grabbed his long tail, and began to groom it. "What’s up? What’cha want? It’s my day off, y’know."