human
Subaru:  As he lay dying, he was able to pick up some of the sounds of what was happening. Subaru tried to remember the final conversation that Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest were having. What were they afraid of? There was a word that they said. Subaru thought he should be able to remember it…and it was…
gpt
Subaru:  "Guards! !"
human
Subaru:  Hearing Subaru’s sudden and unexpected SOS, Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest jumped. The silence of the alley was broken and the volume of Subaru’s yell was sure to have reached the main street. With all of Subaru’s training in kendo, his sense of shame about suddenly yelling out was long gone. Additionally, Subaru, who realized at this point in his life what a loser he was, wasn’t one to let his pride be hurt by suddenly calling for help.
gpt
Subaru:  "Someone! Someone please call some men over here!"
human
Dumb:  "Wha… What, are you kidding me?! You’re really going to start calling for help?! Who does that? !"
gpt
Dumber:  "In this sort of situation you’re supposed to listen to us if you want to avoid getting hurt! You’re just going to ignore us and call for help?! That’s not normal!"
human
Subaru:  "What?! Don’t give me ‘That’s not normal’! In what world is this not normal?! Oh! It can’t be! You’re not saying that you’re trying to do something where it’d be trouble if I called out, are you? Oh my God!"
gpt
Dumbest:  "Shut up! You know what we mean!"
human
Subaru:  "I’m not listening! I can’t hear you through that thick wall of insincerity! Police! !" Subaru continued to yell and keep the thugs on their toes, but on the inside he was breaking out into a cold sweat. As Subaru had been breathing his last during his third time around, just as his consciousness was leaving him, Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest had said the words “guards” and “run.” In other words, in this world, there was an organization that functioned like a police force. That information led Subaru to the new option, “Call for Help.” Even he thought it was a pretty lame tactic. But unfortunately, Subaru didn’t seem to get a very encouraging reaction from the crowd out on the main street.
gpt
Subaru:  "Well, looks like that didn’t work…"
human
Dumb:  "Threatening us like that…I almost got a little bit scared there, man."
gpt
Dumber:  "Just a little bit!"
human
Dumbest:  "Not even a little bit! Only a tiny bit!" In unison, Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest proceeded to deny how pathetic they were, in about the most pathetic way possible. As the men tried to regain control of the situation, after looking at each other and nodding, each of them took out their weapons. One took out a knife, one took out a rusty hand ax, and finally the last one…
gpt
Subaru:  "Why are you the only one without a weapon? What? Didn’t you have the money to buy something?" Subaru taunted.
human
Dumbest:  "Shut up! I’m stronger without a weapon!"