human
Subaru:  "Still, I don’t know anything about these things… That’s why I have to discuss it with the child’s father…”
gpt
Emilia:  "Emilia-tan, wait, hold on, like, seriously, please wait a second…” Emilia’s face was red and teary.
human
Subaru:  Calm. He needed to be calm. A baby in Emilia’s belly? Emilia was the mother? Subaru was the father? He didn’t know what any of that meant. Subaru was positive that he had not climbed the final stairs of adulthood yet.
gpt
Subaru:  “Emilia-tan, by baby, you mean a little kid, right?”
human
Emilia:  “Th-that’s right. It’s a really big deal in the middle of the royal selection…but it isn’t the baby’s fault it’s going to be born, so I want to give the child all the love I can. I just wanted to tell you that.”
gpt
Subaru:  He admired the nobility of Emilia’s resolute heart. He could even appreciate the beauty in her kind words. But they were talking past each other. It was almost as if people had children differently in this world.
human
Subaru:  “Emilia-tan, you know babies aren’t delivered by birds or harvested from cabbage patches, right?”
gpt
Emilia:  “But babies are made when a man and a woman kiss, aren’t they?”
human
Subaru:  He was in shock. Emilia’s lack of knowledge was a part of it, but he was mainly astounded by how adorable her misunderstanding was.
gpt
Emilia:  “Subaru? Um, Subaru? What’s wrong?” As Subaru fell silent, Emilia seemed worried as she peered into his face with the look of someone who had accepted her impending motherhood. That was commendable. However, her misunderstanding inflicted a grievous wound upon a pure heart. He couldn’t help but wonder if it was better to simply declare himself the father of the nonexistent child.
human
Emilia:  “Subaru, could it be that you regret kissing me…?”
gpt
Subaru:  “Absolutely not. In fact, I’d love to do it again and again! !”
human
Emilia:  “Oh…okay…” The misunderstanding deepened further still. Her blushing face made Subaru regret how he had replied reflexively. Given Emilia’s mindset at the moment, Subaru’s words were tantamount to saying he wanted to have lots and lots of children with her. Certainly, there was a part of him that did wish for that, but his top priority was setting Emilia straight.
gpt
Subaru:  “C-curse you, Puck…! !” Subaru directed an angry murmur toward the absent kitty spirit, who continued to sleep deep inside the magic crystal. —In the back of his mind, he felt like he could see the kitty spirit putting a paw on his head and sticking his tongue out with a thbpttt.