human
Subaru:  “Meaning, it’s pathetic, but the best thing I can do is rely on Emilia-tan and Puck, so…!”
gpt
Puck:  Puck telepathically praised Subaru’s quick turn to the aid of others. "It really is pathetic, but I think it’s commendable you accept your helplessness so quickly.”
human
Subaru:  Subaru felt sorry for Dumb and company, but Puck the Great Spirit could take on street thugs regardless of their numbers. It’d be WinterFest in Lugunica’s summer.
gpt
Puck:  Puck sends a telepathic thought rich in meaning. “You have quite a disturbing image in your mind there… But apparently I’m not needed.”
human
Rem:  "—I came here tracking Subaru’s scent. What kind of disturbance is this?” Tumbling end over end as she descended, Rem held down the hem of her skirt and landed with a boom. She brushed the dust from her sleeves as everyone gawked at her.
gpt
Rem:  Rem made an adorable little tilt of her head. “So, Subaru. Do you have something you wish to say to me?”
human
Subaru:  Subaru pointed at her feet. “Let me start with, err… He’s ah, not dead, is he?”
gpt
Rem:  Rem lowered her gaze.
human
Dumb:  Head buried in the city street, the hoodlum said one last thing before he ceased to move altogether. “Not another…maid…”
gpt
Rem:  Rem slowly nodded. “He is breathing.”
human
Subaru:  “It’s all good, then!! That’s Rem for you, the all-purpose maid everyone wants in their time of need!”
gpt
Rem:  “Oh no… Saying how you can do nothing without me, you are making me blush.” Subaru and Rem engaged in their daily routine, even as Rem’s violence had the thugs reeling.
human
Subaru:  Subaru’s praised made Rem’s cheeks go red as she demurred.
gpt
Thug:  “D-don’t toy with us here! You really think you’re gettin’ out of this alive…?” In the meantime, the men gradually regained their bearings.
human
Rem:  Rem’s voice lowered as she switched to her emotionless Work Mode. “I judge that these men are threatening Subaru and Lady Emilia’s safety.” The hooligans faltered at the change.
gpt
Subaru:  Subaru felt a pang of pity for them while raising a finger to Rem. “Rem.”
human
Rem:  “Yes?”
gpt
Subaru:  “Don’t kill them, okay?”
human
Rem:  “You are as kind as ever, Subaru—I shall half-kill them, then.” In a miraculous combination of equal parts violence and loveliness, Rem leaped into the mob. Some lunged at her only to be thrashed. Others turned tail and ran. Others still squatted down and cowered, unable to grasp what was going on—Rem heaped punishment upon them all impartially. Subaru gawked at the sight of people flying through the air like they weighed nothing.