human
Subaru:  Between Roswaal Manor and the Nobles’ District in the capital, Subaru had seen extravagant structures, but one of this size felt much closer to home. But ignoring Subaru’s impressions—
gpt
Roswaal:  "Myyy, Lady Emilia and our good Subaru. It feeeels like it has been quite a loooong time since I have seen you.” Roswaal waved to the pair with a fishy smile, something that felt out of place to the extreme. His eccentric clown makeup, his exaggerated words and gestures, and the very aura of his presence were so unbefitting an ordinary person, it simply felt wrong for him to be inside an ordinary house such as that. However, now that they were before him, feelings of things being wrong or out of place were trifling affairs.
human
Roswaal:  “First, it is good that you are saaaafe and sound, Lady Emilia. I heard the circumstances from Ram, but it would be difficult to liiiive with myself if anything should have happened to you.”
gpt
Emilia:  “If you really think so, you could cough up a more proper reaction to… No, more importantly, what the heck happened to you?”
human
Roswaal:  Roswaal expressed relief at Emilia’s safety, but Subaru and Emilia were left as perplexed as before. As for why, Roswaal was a painful sight while greeting the pair, lying in bed and wrapped in bandages stained with blood coming from his own body. His unclothed upper body lacked a single space unwrapped by bandages; he had multiple deep wounds and was in a grave condition. That the makeup on his face was unmarred felt like a sign less of robustness than of a bizarre level of obsession. But he did not give off the slightest hint of being injured, acting completely normal.
gpt
Roswaal:  “My myyyy, you ask me that? I, too, am but a man. It truly pains me to be seen in such a shameful state. I suppose you are not so geeentle as to refrain from asking why?”
human
Emilia:  “As if I could! Truly, Roswaal, what happened? To get hurt this badly… And on top of that, you’re…” His flippant tone about something impossible to gloss over put the genuinely angry Emilia in a bind. Indeed, the wounds were so grave she hesitated to press the point. She wanted to ask, but she didn’t want to force the issue.
gpt
Roswaal:  Roswaal responded to the discord with Emilia by closing one of his differently colored eyes, specifically the blue one.
human
Roswaal:  “I wonder where I should begin the taaale? In regards to my wounds…perhaps I should call them a baaadge of honor, or the unavoidable consequences of my actions.”
gpt
Emilia:  “Please do not paper over things like that. I am asking a serious question. I want a serious answer from you.”
human
Roswaal:  “Hmmm… It would seem Lady Emilia is not in good humor, either. Considering the place, I do not believe that can be…helped.” It felt wrong to Subaru that Emilia was taking an interrogatory tone.