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Subaru:  "But when I kick myself in the ass and leave the house, I always manage to enjoy myself—that’s the truth. Your ass just needs that first kick, and I’m here to give it to you."
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Beatrice:  Beatrice scowled in silence. But her defeated sigh and slumped posture was her answer.
human
Subaru:  With a little chuckle, Subaru clapped her on the shoulder and took her out of the Archive of Forbidden Books. Then they slipped through the halls of the mansion until they arrived—
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Subaru:  "All right, come on in! You and I are the final guests to arrive.”
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Beatrice:  “For crying out loud, what hare-brained scheme is this? I wonder…”
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Subaru:  Giving the apathetic Beatrice a push, Subaru opened the door. Then, as he watched the suspicious girl’s eyes fill with surprise out of the corner of his eye, a satisfied smile spread on his face. “And so we have gathered here today for a party to deepen our friendship under the stars… Welcome to the first annual Roswaal Manor Stargazing Party!” Subaru danced in front of the stunned Beatrice, spread his arms wide, and bombastically announced the party’s commencement.