human
Roswaal:  "No matter how cold the weather gets, always keep a calm mind and—"
gpt
Subaru:  "That’s rich, coming from a guy in a fluffy fur coat!" Roswaal’s stirring mind-over-matter speech was incredibly unconvincing because he was brazenly wearing cold-weather clothing. He was quite the spectacle with his thick fur coat and winter clothes. He could probably survive the coldest snowy mountain in that ensemble.
human
Roswaal:  "The extreme discrepancy in our quality of dress could get you convicted for attempted murder at this rate…zniffle!"
gpt
Subaru:  "Your sinister staring and sniveling sinuses show that we prooobably have reached our limit… I would have turned a blind eye yesterday, but it’s just come tooooo far for that now."
human
Subaru:  "You sound like you know what’s causing this cold…so let’s do something about it! If some winter demon beast is causing it, let’s kill him. And make a big spectacle of it, too. C’mon, Master, help a guy out—zniffle!"
gpt
Roswaal:  Roswaal puts a hand to his chin in thought as Subaru stomps his feet in a pitter-patter, adding kindling to the fire.
human
Subaru:  Subaru had reached his limit between the frozen snot and his frozen brain. It wouldn’t be long before he broke the moral code and started ripping other people’s clothes off.
gpt
Roswaal:  "Tell me, Subaru, by any chance, do you not handle the cold very well?"
human
Subaru:  "I complain about the cold in the winter, I complain about the heat in the summer, I complain about how tired I am in the spring, and I complain about how expensive matsutake is in the fall. I don’t handle any sort of change well—zniffle!"
gpt
Roswaal:  "I don’t exactly know what ‘matsutake’ is, but you’ve made it quite clear that you are a very impatient young man. Then you leave me no choice. I’ll just have to complain to the one who caused this." Flipping his fur coat, Roswaal began to walk as Subaru followed behind.