conversations.from: system
conversations.value: ROLEPLAY_MODE: Develop the plot slowly, always stay in character. Describe all actions in full, elaborate, explicit, graphic, and vivid detail. Mention all relevant sensory perceptions. Keep the story immersive and engaging.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rumel: Here we go!!!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rumel: Initiative:
  
   (1d20+11)[ 23 ] 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cogidubnus: (1d20+13)[ 23 ] 
  
  I vote for a 200 yard starting distance.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cogidubnus: ooh, I win on dexterity modifier. Alright, I use Storm of Arrows. Ii'm already in the Full Quiver and fell the Ettin stances. If we're more than 120 feet away, I move 80ft as a move action before I use the maneuver. This then happens.
  
  
  
  (1d20+34)[50] for (2d6+34)[42] + (2d6)[2] acid
  (1d20+34)[38] for (2d6+34)[41] + (2d6)[7] acid
  (1d20+34)[45] for (2d6+34)[43] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[41] for (2d6+34)[38] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[36] for (2d6+34)[45] + (2d6)[2] acid
  (1d20+34)[35] for (2d6+34)[44] + (2d6)[5] acid
  (1d20+34)[47] for (2d6+34)[39] + (2d6)[7] acid
  (1d20+34)[42] for (2d6+34)[38] + (2d6)[5] acid
  (1d20+34)[45] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[7] acid
  (1d20+34)[41] for (2d6+34)[43] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[51] for (2d6+34)[44] + (2d6)[7] acid
  (1d20+34)[46] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[4] acid
  (1d20+34)[41] for (2d6+34)[43] + (2d6)[2] acid
  (1d20+34)[38] for (2d6+34)[41] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[43] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[6] acid
  (1d20+34)[45] for (2d6+34)[44] + (2d6)[9] acid
  (1d20+34)[40] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[11] acid
  (1d20+34)[36] for (2d6+34)[43] + (2d6)[2] acid
  (1d20+34)[49] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[11] acid
  (1d20+34)[53] for (2d6+34)[44] + (2d6)[4] acid
  (1d20+34)[41] for (2d6+34)[41] + (2d6)[9] acid
  (1d20+34)[54] for (2d6+34)[44] + (2d6)[11] acid
  (1d20+34)[38] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[41] for (2d6+34)[43] + (2d6)[5] acid
  (1d20+34)[42] for (2d6+34)[37] + (2d6)[5] acid
  (1d20+34)[49] for (2d6+34)[39] + (2d6)[5] acid
  (1d20+34)[46] for (2d6+34)[37] + (2d6)[3] acid
  (1d20+34)[49] for (2d6+34)[44] + (2d6)[5] acid
  (1d20+34)[39] for (2d6+34)[43] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[53] for (2d6+34)[39] + (2d6)[5] acid
  (1d20+34)[37] for (2d6+34)[39] + (2d6)[7] acid
  (1d20+34)[35] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[6] acid
  (1d20+34)[39] for (2d6+34)[42] + (2d6)[7] acid
  (1d20+34)[49] for (2d6+34)[42] + (2d6)[6] acid
  (1d20+34)[52] for (2d6+34)[41] + (2d6)[6] acid
  (1d20+34)[36] for (2d6+34)[42] + (2d6)[9] acid
  (1d20+34)[35] for (2d6+34)[41] + (2d6)[7] acid
  (1d20+34)[53] for (2d6+34)[41] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[49] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[5] acid
  (1d20+34)[44] for (2d6+34)[38] + (2d6)[4] acid
  (1d20+34)[53] for (2d6+34)[37] + (2d6)[9] acid
  (1d20+34)[45] for (2d6+34)[37] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[46] for (2d6+34)[38] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[49] for (2d6+34)[38] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[41] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[6] acid
  (1d20+34)[36] for (2d6+34)[38] + (2d6)[3] acid
  (1d20+34)[37] for (2d6+34)[38] + (2d6)[10] acid
  (1d20+34)[42] for (2d6+34)[46] + (2d6)[5] acid
  (1d20+34)[41] for (2d6+34)[42] + (2d6)[3] acid
  (1d20+34)[40] for (2d6+34)[41] + (2d6)[7] acid
  (1d20+34)[50] for (2d6+34)[38] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[47] for (2d6+34)[44] + (2d6)[7] acid
  (1d20+34)[43] for (2d6+34)[42] + (2d6)[9] acid
  (1d20+34)[38] for (2d6+34)[39] + (2d6)[4] acid
  (1d20+34)[53] for (2d6+34)[41] + (2d6)[11] acid
  (1d20+34)[47] for (2d6+34)[43] + (2d6)[4] acid
  (1d20+34)[35] for (2d6+34)[42] + (2d6)[9] acid
  (1d20+34)[36] for (2d6+34)[39] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[47] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[7] acid
  (1d20+34)[37] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[6] acid
  There are another 42 rolls, but each miss adds +4 to all the following attacks, I crit on a 16 and each crit gives a negative level. You see why I will never use this in the campaign.
  
  Ed: That didn't work at all. It re-rolled them 🫤
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cogidubnus: Having paused to think for a moment, I would like to ask that I haven't offended you by the above combo. As I said, I won't use it in a campaign. I feel bad about using it here. Am I forgiven?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rumel: Roll to confirm crits and you didn't even hit me. 😁
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cogidubnus: Originally Posted by Rumel 
   Roll to confirm crits and you didn't even hit me. 😁 
   
  
  What's your AC? After the 1st 10 misses I have +74 to hit.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rumel: Originally Posted by Cogidubnus 
   What's your AC? After the 1st 10 misses I have +74 to hit. 
   
  
  67 is my AC
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cogidubnus: Right, I hit you first after 6 misses, so +24 to hit to all other attacks that round.  Will go through and delete all the rolls that missed (under 43), then we can see damage, and if needs be I'll roll the other half of my attacks. 
  
  See edits and underneath post for what results. When I tried to edit the dice rolls it re-rolled them, but I'd kept the old page open so managed to recover them.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cogidubnus: (1d20+34)[50] for (2d6+34)[42] + (2d6)[2] acid
  
  (1d20+34)[45] for (2d6+34)[43] + (2d6)[8] acid
  
  
  
  (1d20+34)[47] for (2d6+34)[39] + (2d6)[7] acid
  
  (1d20+34)[45] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[7] acid
  
  (1d20+34)[51] for (2d6+34)[44] + (2d6)[7] acid
  (1d20+34)[46] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[4] acid
  
  
  (1d20+34)[43] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[6] acid
  (1d20+34)[45] for (2d6+34)[44] + (2d6)[9] acid
  
  
  (1d20+34)[49] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[11] acid
  (1d20+34)[53] for (2d6+34)[44] + (2d6)[4] acid
  
  (1d20+34)[54] for (2d6+34)[44] + (2d6)[11] acid
  
  
  
  (1d20+34)[49] for (2d6+34)[39] + (2d6)[5] acid
  (1d20+34)[46] for (2d6+34)[37] + (2d6)[3] acid
  (1d20+34)[49] for (2d6+34)[44] + (2d6)[5] acid
  (1d20+34)[53] for (2d6+34)[39] + (2d6)[5] acid
  (1d20+34)[49] for (2d6+34)[42] + (2d6)[6] acid
  (1d20+34)[52] for (2d6+34)[41] + (2d6)[6] acid
  (1d20+34)[53] for (2d6+34)[41] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[49] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[5] acid
  (1d20+34)[44] for (2d6+34)[38] + (2d6)[4] acid
  (1d20+34)[53] for (2d6+34)[37] + (2d6)[9] acid
  (1d20+34)[45] for (2d6+34)[37] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[46] for (2d6+34)[38] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[49] for (2d6+34)[38] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[50] for (2d6+34)[38] + (2d6)[8] acid
  (1d20+34)[47] for (2d6+34)[44] + (2d6)[7] acid
  (1d20+34)[53] for (2d6+34)[41] + (2d6)[11] acid
  (1d20+34)[47] for (2d6+34)[43] + (2d6)[4] acid
  (1d20+34)[47] for (2d6+34)[40] + (2d6)[7] acid
  
  Here are the hits. good thing I saved the old rolls before editing xD
  
  Ed: total is 1269 damage, ignoring DR due to force arrows. If I need to roll the other half of the volley I will.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Rumel: ☹️ I DIED!!!
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Cogidubnus: Originally Posted by Rumel 
    ☹️ I DIED!!! 
   
  
  Never going to do this in a campaign. Ever. I discovered it by accident once I've built my character. Apologies. You'd have smushed me if you'd had initiative.