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conversations.value: ROLEPLAY_MODE: Develop the plot slowly, always stay in character. Describe all actions in full, elaborate, explicit, graphic, and vivid detail. Mention all relevant sensory perceptions. Keep the story immersive and engaging.
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conversations.value: Crow: GITP Fantasy Blood Bowl Cup - Season III    
   This thread is where you will see results, leaders, upcoming matches, and highlights.  Think of it as our own little Spike! Magazine.  When highlights get posted, you will recieve a PM directing you here.  Feel free to add trash-talk, boasting, and all manner of Blood Bowl talk here. 
    If you're looking to manage players or make changes to your team, you want the  Team Management Thread .  
   
  Blood Bowl Rulebook can be found  Here . 
      The Cup Final Is Over!    
    Fantasy Blood Bowl Season 3 Final!  Hellbug's Heroes vs. Fancy Lads Play-By-Play  
   
   Spoiler 
  
     Fantasy Blood Bowl Season 3 Final!  Hellbug's Heroes vs. Fancy Lads Play-By-Play   
   
     
  
  Welcome Bloodbowl fans, to this third Gitp Fantasy Blood Bowl Cup Final!  Today we have two bash-tastic teams facing off against eachother, but don't expect a lot of injuries out there today.  In addition to being physical, both teams are known for carrying some of the most well-armored players on the pitch this season.  As the ref flips the coin, the Heroes call it...and they're wrong.  The Lads get the call, and elect to receive.
  
     
  
  W. Tell moves over to provide some cover.  Danforth is coming over to make the pickup...it's secure.  The Heroes are light on their left flank, Lads moving in to support, Danforth is cutting towards their left.
  
     
  
  But it's a trap!  The Heroes collapse towards the left flank, MVP candidate Mcgillis comes in hard, lands a block on Lemonsey, he's down, HE'S DEAD!
  
     
  
  Danforth in trouble.  Heroes moving in for the block.  Danforth is looking around for support, but there's none there.  Dryhauser charges, Danforth is down, the ball is loose!  Flush comes in for the pickup...
  
     
  
  Flush misses the pickup.  Bouncing ball...it's out of bounds.  Here comes the throw-in...right at the feet of Andecembogius and Brunbob.  Mrs. Scaggs is moving in to cover the ball...and she picks it up!  What do the Lads have planned here?
  
     
  
  Scaggs scrambles, but there aren't any lanes open.  She has nowhere to go, but what is this?  Cornelius is upfield and calling for the ball.  He wants her to clear it out of the backfield.  Scaggs rears and throws, and...AMAZING!  The throw is on target!  Cornelius hauls it in and high-steps into the endzone!  The Lads are up 1-0.
  
     
  
  The Heroes get the ball, but have little time to make anything happen as the half winds down.  Let's all sit back and enjoy today's Cup Final Half-Time Show.  Everybody give it up for the musical stylings of STINGER AND KOWEN.
  
     
  
  And we're back!  Heroes set up to receive the ball, and Brunbob moves over to receive.  He misses the catch, and it bounces right to Flush.  Flush is moving towards the middle...what is he thinking, it's clogged.  But the Heroes chaos warriors are making a hole!  The Lads are caught completely off-guard, and Flush has daylight up the center!
  
     
  
  But the veteran blitzers of the Lads recover quickly.  They close the short distance from the flanks, and Danforth puts Flush down!  The ball's loose!
  
     
  
  Frederick is there to grab it, and being in center pitch, picks up some black orc support.  The Lads bash their way into Heroes territory, but Brunbob is there to make the stop...or not!  Mrs. Scaggs comes in out of nowhere to swat the beastman away!  Frederick has open field ahead of him!
  
     
  
  Frederick takes it in!  The Lads go up 2 to 0!  The Heroes get one more possession, but there just isn't enough time!  The Fancy Lads are your Season III GitP Fantasy Bloodbowl Cup Champions!  After three seasons, they finally take home the cup, matching their rivals, the Red Sabres!  Despite coming up just short once again, the Heroes come together with the Lads to exchange congratulations and overly-aggressive handshakes.  On the Lads' sideline, the champagne is already flowing.  Congratulations to The Fancy Lads!
  
   
   
  
    Hail To The Champions of Season 3!  
   
   Spoiler 
  
       
   The victorious champs!  In their Season 3 Pre-Cup Photoshoot.  
     Hail To The Champions of Season 3!   
       
   Drive Chart 
     
   The Fancy Lads Match Statistics 
       
    Hellbug's Heroes Match Statistics       
    The Fancy Lads SPP/Injury Report  
  {table=head] No. | Name | SPP | Injury 
  
  3|Frederick|3|n/a|
  
  4|Cornelius|3| n/a |
  
  6|Lucille|2|n/a|
  
  9|Lord Louis Lemonsey|0|   DEAD   |
  
  11|Mrs. Scaggs|6| n/a |
  
  [/table]
  
  
    Hellbug's Heroes SPP/Injury Report  
  {table=head] No. | Name | SPP | Injury 
  
  8|Trush|0|  Broken Ribs (Miss Next Game)  |
  
  9|Flush|5| n/a |
  
  10|Adam Mcgillis|2| n/a |
  
  [/table]
  
   The Fancy Lads Winnings:   $150,000, +1 Factor 
   Hellbug's Heroes Winnings:   $70,000,  +0 Factor  
   The  Fancy   Lads  take home the GitP Fantasy BloodBowl Cup, granting +1 Team Rerolls (added to team value as normal) for as long as they defend their championship. 
     
   
   
  
       Season Awards Announced!       
     Most Valuable Player  - Derk Von Duneheim,  The Bloodknights 
   Offensive Player of the Year  - Kowen,  Selene's Seductive Strut 
   Defensive Player of the Year  - Fredo D. Stefani,  Red Sabres 
   Offensive Rookie of the Year  - Amateratsu,  The Mistakes of Life 
   Defensive Rookie of the Year  - Bloomberg,  The   Johnnys'   Quest   
   *See  Wiki  for award details* 
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conversations.value: Crow: Division A Standings  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Team | Team Value | Wins | Losses | Draws | Div. Record | Streak | Points 
  
  1| Die Valkyrie |1640|9|2|2|1-1-1|L1|30
  
  2| Selene's Seductive Strut |1580|7|4|2|2-1-0|W3|25
  
  3|  Outrageous Cretaceous  |1640|6|3|4|1-1-1|W2|23
  
  4|  The   Invisible   Assassin  |610 (1030)|3|7|3|0-1-2|W1|12
  
  [/table]
  
    Division B Standings  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Team | Team Value | Wins | Losses | Draws | Div. Record | Streak | Points 
  
  1| The  Johnnys'   Quest  |1880|10|3|0|4-0-0|L1|34
  
  2|  Hellbug's   Heroes  |1760|6|4|3|2-1-1|D1|23
  
  3| The  Fancy   Lads  |1730|6|4|3|1-2-1|D1|22
  
  4|  Red   Sabres  |1780|6|5|2|0-2-1|W2|20
  
  5|  Rampage!  |1390 (1490)|5|6|2|1-2-1|L2|18
  
  [/table]
  
    Division C Standings  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Team | Team Value | Wins | Losses | Draws | Div. Record | Streak | Points 
  
  
  1|  The Bloodknights  |1520|6|6|1|2-2-0|W1|21
  
  2|  The Mistakes   of Life  |1030 (1110)|5|7|1|3-1-0|L7|19
  
  3| The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists  |1020|5|7|1|3-1-0|W1|19
  
  4| The  Reptile   Alliance  |730 (970)|3|7|3|1-2-1|L2|13
  
  5|  The Shire Patch  |490 (580)|0|12|1|0-3-1|L5|1
  
  [/table]
  
    Upcoming Week's Inducements  
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conversations.value: Crow: Regular Season Schedule and Results  
   
   Spoiler 
    Week 1: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Selene's Seductive Strut  |1-2|   Rampage!  
    The Bloodknights   |0-2|  The  Johnnys'   Quest  
    Outrageous Cretaceous   |2-2|   The   Invisible   Assassin  
    The Mistakes   of Life   |3-0|   The Shire Patch  
   The  Reptile   Alliance   |1-1|  Die Valkyrie 
   The  Fancy   Lads   |2-1|   Red   Sabres  
    Hellbug's   Heroes   |0-0|  The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists  
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 2: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Selene's Seductive Strut  |0-2|   The Bloodknights  
    Outrageous Cretaceous   |1-1|   Rampage!  
    The Mistakes   of Life   |3-1|  The  Johnnys'   Quest  
   The  Reptile   Alliance   |2-0|   The   Invisible   Assassin  
   The  Fancy   Lads   |1-0|   The Shire Patch  
    Hellbug's   Heroes   |0-2|  Die Valkyrie 
   The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists   |0-3|   Red   Sabres  
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 3: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Selene's Seductive Strut  |1-0|   Outrageous Cretaceous  
    The Mistakes   of Life   |2-1|   The Bloodknights  
   The  Reptile   Alliance   |1-0|   Rampage!  
   The  Fancy   Lads   |1-2|  The  Johnnys'   Quest  
    Hellbug's   Heroes   |1-0|   The   Invisible   Assassin  
   The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists   |1-0|   The Shire Patch  
    Red   Sabres   |1-2|  Die Valkyrie 
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 4: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Selene's Seductive Strut  |1-1|   The Mistakes   of Life  
   The  Reptile   Alliance   |1-1|   Outrageous Cretaceous  
   The  Fancy   Lads   |1-1|   The Bloodknights  
    Hellbug's   Heroes   |1-0|   Rampage!  
   The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists   |2-1|  The  Johnnys'   Quest  
    Red   Sabres   |3-0|   The   Invisible   Assassin  
   Die Valkyrie  |1-0|   The Shire Patch  
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 5: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Selene's Seductive Strut  |3-0|  The  Reptile   Alliance  
   The  Fancy   Lads   |0-1|   The Mistakes   of Life  
    Hellbug's   Heroes   |0-1|   Outrageous Cretaceous  
   The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists   |3-0|   The Bloodknights  
    Red   Sabres   |1-1|   Rampage!  
   Die Valkyrie  |1-3|  The  Johnnys'   Quest  
    The Shire Patch   |0-1|   The   Invisible   Assassin  
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 6: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Selene's Seductive Strut  |1-2|  The  Fancy   Lads  
    Hellbug's   Heroes   |1-0|  The  Reptile   Alliance  
   The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists   |0-2|   The Mistakes   of Life  
    Red   Sabres   |1-1|   Outrageous Cretaceous  
   Die Valkyrie  |2-1|   The Bloodknights  
    The Shire Patch   |0-3|   Rampage!  
    The   Invisible   Assassin   |0-3|  The  Johnnys'   Quest  
  
  [/table]
  
   All-Star Week: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    Division A All-Stars   |2-3|   Division C All-Stars  
    Division A All-Stars   |3-2|   Division B All-Stars  
    Division C All-Stars   |0-3|   Division B All-Stars  
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 8: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Selene's Seductive Strut  |2-2|   Hellbug's   Heroes  
   The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists   |0-1|  The  Fancy   Lads  
    Red   Sabres   |4-0|  The  Reptile   Alliance  
   Die Valkyrie  |2-1|   The Mistakes   of Life  
    The Shire Patch   |0-3|   Outrageous Cretaceous  
    The   Invisible   Assassin   |0-2|   The Bloodknights  
   The  Johnnys'   Quest   |2-1|   Rampage!  
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 9: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Selene's Seductive Strut  |3-0|  The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists  
    Red   Sabres   |1-2|   Hellbug's   Heroes  
   Die Valkyrie  |2-0|  The  Fancy   Lads  
    The Shire Patch   |1-1|  The  Reptile   Alliance  
    The   Invisible   Assassin   |2-0|   The Mistakes   of Life  
   The  Johnnys'   Quest   |2-0|   Outrageous Cretaceous  
    Rampage!   |0-1|   The Bloodknights  
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 10: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Selene's Seductive Strut  |3-1|   Red   Sabres  
   Die Valkyrie  |2-0|  The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists  
    The Shire Patch   |0-4|   Hellbug's   Heroes  
    The   Invisible   Assassin   |1-1|  The  Fancy   Lads  
   The  Johnnys'   Quest   |2-0|  The  Reptile   Alliance  
    Rampage!   |2-1|   The Mistakes   of Life  
    The Bloodknights   |1-2|   Outrageous Cretaceous  
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 11: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Selene's Seductive Strut  |2-3|  Die Valkyrie 
    The Shire Patch   |0-4|   Red   Sabres  
    The   Invisible   Assassin   |0-1|  The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists  
   The  Johnnys'   Quest   |2-1|   Hellbug's   Heroes  
    Rampage!   |2-1|  The  Fancy   Lads  
    The Bloodknights   |3-1|  The  Reptile   Alliance  
    Outrageous Cretaceous   |3-0|   The Mistakes   of Life  
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 12: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Selene's Seductive Strut  |5-0|   The Shire Patch  
    The   Invisible   Assassin   |0-0|  Die Valkyrie 
   The  Johnnys'   Quest   |4-0|   Red   Sabres  
    Rampage!   |2-0|  The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists  
    The Bloodknights   |2-1|   Hellbug's   Heroes  
    Outrageous Cretaceous   |0-1|  The  Fancy   Lads  
    The Mistakes   of Life   |1-2|  The  Reptile   Alliance  
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 13: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Selene's Seductive Strut  |2-1|   The   Invisible   Assassin  
   The  Johnnys'   Quest   |3-0|   The Shire Patch  
    Rampage!   |1-2|  Die Valkyrie 
    The Bloodknights   |0-2|   Red   Sabres  
    Outrageous Cretaceous   |2-0|  The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists  
    The Mistakes   of Life   |0-2|   Hellbug's   Heroes  
   The  Reptile   Alliance   |0-2|  The  Fancy   Lads  
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 14: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Selene's Seductive Strut  |3-2|  The  Johnnys'   Quest  
    Rampage!   |0-2|   The   Invisible   Assassin  
    The Bloodknights   |3-0|   The Shire Patch  
    Outrageous Cretaceous   |2-1|  Die Valkyrie 
    The Mistakes   of Life   |0-3|   Red   Sabres  
   The  Reptile   Alliance   |0-1|  The  Nox'tlan   Narcissists  
   The  Fancy   Lads   |2-2|   Hellbug's   Heroes  
  
  [/table]
   
  
    Playoff Schedule and Results  
   
   Spoiler 
   Playoff Quarter-Finals: 
  
  {table=head] Match | - | - | - 
  
  1|   The Johnnys' Quest   | 1-2 |   The Fancy Lads  
  
  2|  Die Valkyrie  | 2-1 |   Outrageous Cretaceous  
  
  3|   The Bloodknights   | 2-0 |   The Mistakes of Life  
  
  4|   Selene's Seductive Strut   | 1-2 |   Hellbug's Heroes  
  
  [/table]
  
   Playoff Semi-Finals: 
  
  {table=head] Match | - | - | - 
  
  1|  Die Valkyrie  | 1-2 |   The Fancy Lads  
  
  2|   Hellbug's Heroes   | 2-0 |   The Bloodknights  
  
  [/table]
  
    GITP Fantasy Blood Bowl Final:  
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
     Hellbug's Heroes    |   -   |    The Fancy Lads   
  
  [/table]
   
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Aedilred: Leaders – Playoffs Week 2  
   SPPs: 
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | SPPs 
   1 |Amateratsu*|The Mistakes of Life|55
   3 |Kowen*|Selene's Seductive Strut |49
   2 | “Itchy” Feet|The Johnnys' Quest|43
  =5|T.P. XAN|Selene's Seductive Strut|9
  [/table]
  
   Passes: 
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | Passes 
   1 |Göndul*|Die Valkyrie|12
   2 |Fernand O.E. Arrow|Red Sabres|9
   3 |Dijon “Crazy” Bone|The Johnnys' Quest|8
   =4 |T.P. XAN|Selene's Seductive Strut|3
  =4|Valerie von Streissenhower|Bloodknights|3
  [/table]
  
   Casualties: 
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | Cas 
   =1 |Doc Nutsmasher|	Selene's Seductive Strut|10
   =2 |Bloomberg*|The Johnnys' Quest|8
  =2| “Fat” Ronald|Red Sabres|8
   =4 |Ajax*|Hellbug's Heroes|7
  =4|Fredo D. Stefani*|Red Sabres|7
  =4|Sigrún|Die Valkyrie|7
  =4|Kowen*|Selene's Seductive Strut|7
  [/table]
  
   Kills :
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | Kills 
   1 |Bloomberg*|The Johnnys' Quest|4
   2 | “Fat” Ronald|Red Sabres|2
   =3 |Quetankha of the Jungles of Despair*|Outrageous Cretaceous|1
  =3|Jean Lebaptiste|The Johnnys' Quest|1
  =3|Nolud|Selene's Seductive Strut|1
  =3|Fredo D. Stefani*|Red Sabres|1
  =3|Rick S.T. Lee|Red Sabres|1
  =3|Frodo Baggins|The Shire Patch|1
  =3|Keri Rosewater|The Shire Patch|1
  =3|Manny|Hellbug's Heroes|1
  =3|Lyngvi*|Rampage!|1
  =3|Admiral Ackbar*|The Reptile Alliance|1
  =3|Balmung|Rampage!|1
  =3|Vercingetorix|Hellbug's Heroes|1
  =3|Quetankha of the Jungles of Despair|Outrageous Cretaceous|1
  =3|Artemis|The Fancy Lads|1
  =3|Tenquax of Dawn|The Reptile Alliance (JNY)|1
  =3|Konrad ze Krazy|Bloodknights|1
  =3|Sam Vinchester|Bloodknights|1
  =3|Louise Moldovia|Bloodknights|1
  =3|Trush|Hellbug's Heroes|1
  =3|L.N. Rickman|Red Sabres|1
  =3|Ajax|Hellbug's Heroes|1
  =3|Bodyguard 2|The Invisible Assassin|1
  [/table]
  
   KOs: 
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | KOs 
   1 |Green Nail|Selene's Seductive Strut|10
   =2 |Seb Sha Bal*|Red Sabres|9
  =2|Konrad ze Krazy|Bloodknights|9
   4 |Fredo D. Stefani*|Red Sabres|8
  =4|Trush|Hellbug's Heroes|8
  =4|Orgeterix|Hellbug's Heroes|8
  [/table]
  
   Interceptions: 
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | IT 
   1 |Adam McGillis|Hellbug's Heroes|1
  [/table]
  
   Rushing Yards: 
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | YR 
   1 |Amateratsu*|The Mistakes of Life|742
   2 |Sessrumnir*|Rampage!|632
   3 |T.P. XAN|Selene's Seductive Strut|540
   4 |W. Tell*|The Fancy Lads|440
   5 |Tlaxankha of the Forests of the Viper|Outrageous Cretaceous|434
   6 |Derk von Duneheim*|Bloodknights|432
   7 |Danforth*|The Fancy Lads|398
   8 |Distraction*|The Invisible Assassin|368
   9 |Edrad “The Stepdad” Oril|The Invisible Assassin|362
   =10 |Fernand O.E. Arrow|Red Sabres|334
  =10|Göndul|Die Valkyrie|334
  
  [/table]
  
    League Leaders - Playoffs  
   SPPs: 
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | SPPs 
   1 |Mist|Die Valkyrie|13
   2 |Konrad ze Krazy|Bloodknights|10
   3 |Orgeterix|Hellbug's Heroes|8
   =4 |Kowen|Selene's Seductive Strut |7
  =4|Max Dryhauser|Hellbug's Heroes|7
  [/table]
  
   Touchdowns: 
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | TDs 
   1 |Danforth|The Fancy Lads|2
   =2 |(15 players)|Various|1
  [/table]
  
   Passes: 
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | Passes 
   1 |Göndul|Die Valkyrie|3
   2 |Valerie von Streissenhower|1
  [/table]
  
   Casualties: 
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | Cas 
   1 |Orgeterix|Hellbug's Heroes|4
   =2 |Doc Nutsmasher|Selene's Seductive Strut|2
  =2|Kowen|Selene's Seductive Strut|2
  =3|(13 players)|Various|2
  [/table]
  
  
   KOs: 
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | KOs 
   =1 |Trush|Hellbug's Heroes|2
  =1|Diggles Bouldercot|Selene's Seductive Strut|2
  =1|Henri|The Fancy Lads|2
  =1|Brunbob|Hellbug's Heroes|2
  =1|Sam Vinchester|Bloodknights|2
  [/table]
  
  
   Rushing Yards: 
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | YR 
   1 |Danforth|The Fancy Lads|72
   =2 |Xi-li of Huatl|Rampage!|50
  =2|W. Tell|The Fancy Lads|50
   4 |Konrad ze Krazy|Bloodknights|46
   5 |Flush|Hellbug's Heroes|42
  [/table] 4 |Derk von Duneheim*|Bloodknights|41
   5 |T.P. XAN|Selene's Seductive Strut|40
  [/table]