conversations.from: system
conversations.value: ROLEPLAY_MODE: Develop the plot slowly, always stay in character. Describe all actions in full, elaborate, explicit, graphic, and vivid detail. Mention all relevant sensory perceptions. Keep the story immersive and engaging.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The-Mage-King: Decklist:
   
   Spoiler 
  1) Wall of Vines
  2) Wall of Vines
  3) Wall of Vines
  4) Wall of Vines
  5) Overgrown Battlements
  6) Overgrown Battlements
  7) Overgrown Battlements
  8) Overgrown Battlements
  9) Omnath, Locus of Mana
  10) Genesis Wave
  11) Genesis Wave
  12) Genesis Wave
  13) Genesis Wave
  14) Naturalize
  15) Naturalize
  16) Reinforced Bulwark
  17) Reinforced Bulwark
  18) Reinforced Bulwark
  19) Reinforced Bulwark
  20) Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
  21) Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
  22) Wall of Tanglecord
  23) Wall of Tanglecord
  24) Wall of Tanglecord
  25) Wall of Tanglecord
  26) Primordial Hydra
  27) Perimeter Captain
  28) Perimeter Captain
  29) Perimeter Captain
  30) Perimeter Captain
  31) Stalwart Shield-Bearers
  32) Stalwart Shield-Bearers
  33) Stalwart Shield-Bearers
  34) Stalwart Shield-Bearers
  35) Gelatinous Genesis
  36) Avenger of Zendikar
  37) Avenger of Zendikar
  38) Spellskite
  39) Chancellor of the Tangle
  40) Chancellor of the Tangle
  41) Tajuru Preserver
  42) Rampaging Baloths
  43) Forest
  44) Forest
  45) Forest
  46) Forest
  47) Forest
  48) Forest
  49) Forest
  50) Forest
  51) Oran-Reif, the Vastwood
  52) Razorverge Thicket
  53) Razorverge Thicket
  54) Sunpetal Grove
  55) Sunpetal Grove
  56) Plains
  57) Plains
  58) Plains
  59) Plains
  60) Plains
  61) Plains
  62) Plains
  63) Plains
   
  
  
  
  Remaining deck:
   
   Spoiler 
  1) Wall of Vines
  2) Wall of Vines
  3) Wall of Vines
  4)  Wall of Vines 
  5) Overgrown Battlements
  6) Overgrown Battlements
  7) Overgrown Battlements
  8) Overgrown Battlements
  9) Omnath, Locus of Mana
  10) Genesis Wave
  11) Genesis Wave
  12) Genesis Wave
  13) Genesis Wave
  14) Naturalize
  15) Naturalize
  16) Reinforced Bulwark
  17) Reinforced Bulwark
  18) Reinforced Bulwark
  19) Reinforced Bulwark
  20) Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
  21) Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
  22) Wall of Tanglecord
  23) Wall of Tanglecord
  24)  Wall of Tanglecord 
  25) Wall of Tanglecord
  26) Primordial Hydra
  27) Perimeter Captain
  28)  Perimeter Captain 
  29) Perimeter Captain
  30) Perimeter Captain
  31) Stalwart Shield-Bearers
  32) Stalwart Shield-Bearers
  33) Stalwart Shield-Bearers
  34)  Stalwart Shield-Bearers 
  35) Gelatinous Genesis
  36) Avenger of Zendikar
  37) Avenger of Zendikar
  38)  Spellskite 
  39)  Chancellor of the Tangle 
  40) Chancellor of the Tangle
  41) Tajuru Preserver
  42) Rampaging Baloths
  43) Forest
  44) Forest
  45) Forest
  46)  Forest 
  47) Forest
  48) Forest
  49) Forest
  50)  Forest 
  51) Oran-Reif, the Vastwood
  52) Razorverge Thicket
  53) Razorverge Thicket
  54)  Sunpetal Grove 
  55)  Sunpetal Grove 
  56) Plains
  57) Plains
  58) Plains
  59) Plains
  60)  Plains 
  61) Plains
  62) Plains
  63) Plains
   
  
  
  Hand
   
   Spoiler 
   Wall of Tanglecord 
   Perimeter Captain 
   Stalwart Shield-bearers 
   Plains 
   Sunpetal Grove 
   Sunpetal Grove 
   Forest
  Spellskite Forest
   Wall of Vines 
  Chancellor of the Tangle
   
  
  
  
  Normal game? Or descriptive?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgondantess: Eh, whichever works. Descriptive can be fun. Or awkward.
  
  Golems:
   
   Spoiler 
  1.	Island
  2.	Island
  3.	Island
  4.	Forest
  5.	Forest
  6.	Forest
  7.	Forest
  8.	Forest
  9.	Forest
  10.	Plains
  11.	Plains
  12.	Plains
  13.	Plains
  14.	Plains
  15.	Plains
  16.	Plains
  17.	Sunpetal Grove
  18.	Sunpetal Grove
  19.	Glacial Fortress
  20.	Terramorphic Expanse
  21.	Terramorphic Expanse
  22.	Misty Rainforest
  23.	Misty Rainforest
  24.	Birds of Paradise
  25.	Birds of Paradise
  26.	Birds of Paradise
  27.	Birds of Paradise
  28.	Solemn Simulacrum
  29.	Solemn Simulacrum
  30.	Solemn Simulacrum
  31.	Precursor Golem
  32.	Precursor Golem
  33.	Precursor Golem
  34.	Blade Splicer
  35.	Blade Splicer
  36.	Blade Splicer
  37.	Master Splicer
  38.	Master Splicer
  39.	Master Splicer
  40.	Master Splicer
  41.	Sensor Splicer
  42.	Vital Splicer
  43.	Vital Splicer
  44.	Vital Splicer
  45.	Wing Splicer
  46.	Wing Splicer
  47.	Wing Splicer
  48.	Mirran Mettle
  49.	Mirran Mettle
  50.	Giant Growth
  51.	Mutagenic Growth
  52.	Tempered Steel
  53.	Tempered Steel
  54.	Phyrexian Metamorph
  55.	Shape Anew
  56.	Shape Anew
  57.	Venser
  58.	Venser
  59.	Venser
  60.	Venser
   
  
  
  I will, naturally, be going first.
   (7d60)[ 51 ][ 17 ][ 16 ][ 46 ][ 40 ][ 11 ][ 46 ](227) 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgondantess: I play a Sunpetal Grove.
  
  Field:
   
   Spoiler 
  Sunpetal Grove (T)
   
  
  
  Hand:
   
   Spoiler 
  Plains, Glacial Fortress, Vital Splicer, Giant Growth, Mutagenic Growth, Venser
   
  
  
  Deck:
   
   Spoiler 
  1.	Island
  2.	Island
  3.	Island
  4.	Forest
  5.	Forest
  6.	Forest
  7.	Forest
  8.	Forest
  9.	Forest
  10.	Plains
  11.	Plains
  12.	Plains
  13.	Plains
  14.	Plains
  15.	Plains
  16.	Sunpetal Grove
  17.	Terramorphic Expanse
  18.	Terramorphic Expanse
  19.	Misty Rainforest
  20.	Misty Rainforest
  21.	Birds of Paradise
  22.	Birds of Paradise
  23.	Birds of Paradise
  24.	Birds of Paradise
  25.	Solemn Simulacrum
  26.	Solemn Simulacrum
  27.	Solemn Simulacrum
  28.	Precursor Golem
  29.	Precursor Golem
  30.	Precursor Golem
  31.	Blade Splicer
  32.	Blade Splicer
  33.	Blade Splicer
  34.	Master Splicer
  35.	Master Splicer
  36.	Master Splicer
  37.	Master Splicer
  38.	Sensor Splicer
  39.	Vital Splicer
  40.	Vital Splicer
  41.	Wing Splicer
  42.	Wing Splicer
  43.	Wing Splicer
  44.	Mirran Mettle
  45.	Mirran Mettle
  46.	Tempered Steel
  47.	Tempered Steel
  48.	Phyrexian Metamorph
  49.	Shape Anew
  50.	Shape Anew
  51.	Venser
  52.	Venser
  53.	Venser
   
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The-Mage-King: Hand rolls, right now. I'll double post with my draw and my play in a minute or two.
  
   
   Spoiler 
   (1d63)[ 60 ] 
   (1d62)[ 28 ] 
   (1d61)[ 53 ] 
   (1d60)[ 45 ] 
   (1d59)[ 52 ] 
   (1d58)[ 33 ] 
   (1d57)[ 24 ] 
   
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The-Mage-King: Draw: (1d56)[ 4 ] 
  
  _________________________
  
  His cloak fluttering around him, a strange elf steps onto the battlefield, a smirk upon his mostly hidden face.
  
   "Greetings, o' walker of the planes. Let us begin the scheduled duel."  He says, guestering as a patch of grasslands appears behind him. A sphere of white mana flies from it to his hand, being shaped into a lone guardian standing in front of him.
  __________________________
  
  Play Plains, summon Perimeter Captain
  
    Field  
   
   Spoiler 
    Lands  
  Plains
  
    Creatures  
  Perimeter Captain
   
  
  
  Pass turn.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgondantess: Draw:  (1d53)[ 44 ] 
  The Squamous, androgynous rival sorcerer simply smiles and nods its head, summoning another leyline.
  (Glacial Fortress).
  Field:
   
   Spoiler 
  Sunpetal Grove, Glacial Fortress (T)
   
  
  Hand:
   
   Spoiler 
  Plains, Vital Splicer, Giant Growth, Mirran Mettle, Mutagenic Growth, Venser
   
  
  Golems:
   
   Spoiler 
  1.	Island
  2.	Island
  3.	Island
  4.	Forest
  5.	Forest
  6.	Forest
  7.	Forest
  8.	Forest
  9.	Forest
  10.	Plains
  11.	Plains
  12.	Plains
  13.	Plains
  14.	Plains
  15.	Plains
  16.	Sunpetal Grove
  17.	Terramorphic Expanse
  18.	Terramorphic Expanse
  19.	Misty Rainforest
  20.	Misty Rainforest
  21.	Birds of Paradise
  22.	Birds of Paradise
  23.	Birds of Paradise
  24.	Birds of Paradise
  25.	Solemn Simulacrum
  26.	Solemn Simulacrum
  27.	Solemn Simulacrum
  28.	Precursor Golem
  29.	Precursor Golem
  30.	Precursor Golem
  31.	Blade Splicer
  32.	Blade Splicer
  33.	Blade Splicer
  34.	Master Splicer
  35.	Master Splicer
  36.	Master Splicer
  37.	Master Splicer
  38.	Sensor Splicer
  39.	Vital Splicer
  40.	Vital Splicer
  41.	Wing Splicer
  42.	Wing Splicer
  43.	Mirran Mettle
  44.	Mirran Mettle
  45.	Tempered Steel
  46.	Tempered Steel
  47.	Phyrexian Metamorph
  48.	Shape Anew
  49.	Shape Anew
  50.	Venser
  51.	Venser
  52.	Venser
   
  
  
  End.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The-Mage-King: Draw:  (1d55)[ 34 ] 
  _______________________
  
  The Smirk still on his face, the mage waves his hand again, a large flower blooming behind him.
  
  Drawing a pair of the orbs of white mana from the lands behind him, he pulls forth a group of heavily shielded warriors, who's stance boosts the defenses of his other creature.
  
  
  _______________________
  Play Sunpetal grove, tap out, play Stalwart Shield-Bearers
  
    Field  
   
   Spoiler 
    Lands  
  Plains (T)
  Sunpetal Grove (T)
  
    Creatures  
  Perimeter Captain (+0/+2)
  Stalwart Shield-Bearers
   
  
  
  Pass turn.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgondantess: Draw:  (1d52)[ 46 ] 
  
  The sorcerer shrugs at the summoning of yet more defenders. He doesn't seem to particularly care.
  Meanwhile, he taps into the power of an old, old plain, and weaves together an enchantment that would empower any mechanical constructs he owned... that is, if he had any.
  
  Play Plains, tap out to play Tempered Steel.
  
  Hand:
   
   Spoiler 
  Vital Splicer, Giant Growth, Mirran Mettle, Mutagenic Growth, Venser
   
  
  
  Field:
   
   Spoiler 
  Sunpetal Grove (T), Glacial Fortress (T), Plains (T), Tempered Steel
   
  
  
  Golems:
   
   Spoiler 
  1.	Island
  2.	Island
  3.	Island
  4.	Forest
  5.	Forest
  6.	Forest
  7.	Forest
  8.	Forest
  9.	Forest
  10.	Plains
  11.	Plains
  12.	Plains
  13.	Plains
  14.	Plains
  15.	Plains
  16.	Sunpetal Grove
  17.	Terramorphic Expanse
  18.	Terramorphic Expanse
  19.	Misty Rainforest
  20.	Misty Rainforest
  21.	Birds of Paradise
  22.	Birds of Paradise
  23.	Birds of Paradise
  24.	Birds of Paradise
  25.	Solemn Simulacrum
  26.	Solemn Simulacrum
  27.	Solemn Simulacrum
  28.	Precursor Golem
  29.	Precursor Golem
  30.	Precursor Golem
  31.	Blade Splicer
  32.	Blade Splicer
  33.	Blade Splicer
  34.	Master Splicer
  35.	Master Splicer
  36.	Master Splicer
  37.	Master Splicer
  38.	Sensor Splicer
  39.	Vital Splicer
  40.	Vital Splicer
  41.	Wing Splicer
  42.	Wing Splicer
  43.	Mirran Mettle
  44.	Mirran Mettle
  45.	Tempered Steel
  46.	Phyrexian Metamorph
  47.	Shape Anew
  48.	Shape Anew
  49.	Venser
  50.	Venser
  51.	Venser
   
  
  
  End.
  Yeah, I would've already lost against something like Red Deck Wins.😛
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgondantess: 2x roll fail combo.😏
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The-Mage-King: Draw:  (1d54)[ 43 ] 
  
  ____________________________
  
  A second flower opening behind the elf, the mana is drawn, two white, one green, and a pair of walls spring into being.
  
  ____________________________
  
  Yeah. This is a "Slow and steady" deck.
  
  Hate this system. SO MUCH.
  
  
  Anyway, play another Sunpetal Grove, tap out for two white and a green, and play Wall of Tanglecord and Wall of Vines.
  
    Field  
   
   Spoiler 
    Lands  
  Plains (T)
  Sunpetal Grove (T)
  Sunpetal Grove (T)
  
    Creatures  
  Perimeter Captain (+0/+2)
  Stalwart Shield-Bearers
  Wall of Tanglecord (+0/+2)
  Wall of Vines (+0/+2)
   
  
  
  Pass turn.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgondantess: Hey, I'm being shafted by the dice roller too. Note the number of rolls I got in the 40-50 range... and also note that I've organized the numbers by what effect they give. Thus, I have 4 spells of the same kind that I really only need one of.🫤
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgondantess: Heart of the cards.... &gt;.&lt;
   (1d51)[ 46 ] 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The-Mage-King: Ouch. I have stuff, then lands. This is kinda hurting, getting so many lands right now. I want my Overgrown Battlements and G-waves, dammit.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgondantess: HOLY CRAP THAT IS THE 4th 46 I HAVE ROLLED.😡
  
  ...Can I have a reroll? I call evil RNG. -_-
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The-Mage-King: I second evil RNG. Take the reroll. Please.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgondantess: Thank you. Yeah, most RL decks are at least slightly mana-weaved... while this is truly, utterly random. Which means terrible rolls are actually rather common.
   (1d51)[ 38 ] 
  Roll fail.😩
  Ugh. Another in the high ranges. Well, I'm well and dearly mana-screwed right now. Pass turn.
  Field:
   
   Spoiler 
  Plains, Glacial Fortress, Sunpetal Grove, Tempered Steel
   
  
  
  Hand:
   
   Spoiler 
  Vital Splicer, Giant Growth, Mirran Mettle, Mutagenic Growth, Venser
   
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The-Mage-King: I feel for you. I mana seed all my decks after making them, and then shuffle a lot. These rolls have been giving me only land, and nothing to play with it.
  
  Or not.
  
  Draw:  (1d53)[ 35 ] 
  
  ______________________
  
  The mage chuckles as a forest appears behind him and he drains it and the grasslands of their power, forming a strange artifact before him.
  
   "It seems your luck isn't so good today."  He says, looking at the sorcerer.  "A pity. I was looking forwards to a fight." 
  
  ______________________
  Play Forest, tap it and the Plains to play Spellskite.
  
    Field  
   
   Spoiler 
    Lands  
  Plains (T)
  Sunpetal Grove
  Sunpetal Grove
  Forest (T)
  
    Creatures  
  Perimeter Captain (+0/+2)
  Stalwart Shield-Bearers
  Wall of Tanglecord (+0/+2)
  Wall of Vines (+0/+2)
  Spellskite
   
  
  
  Pass turn.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgondantess: The sorcerer smirks, speaking for the first time. "Oh, I think you'll find this is only a temporary setback. After all, you don't seem to be going anywhere fast..."
  
   (1d50)[ 46 ] 
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgondantess: I....
  I am truly, truly speechless.😦
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The-Mage-King: ...Ow. Want to just call it on account of evil AI?
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgondantess: I mean... it's just... damn...
  I'd like to play it out, but jegus, that's evil.
  How about this. I'll try one more reroll. If it's something ridiculous, we call it. If it's not, we keep going.
  ...And if we do, I'll let you reroll too, as apparently you're getting shafted almost as badly as me.
   (1d50)[ 34 ] 
  Yeah, that's not going to cut it. Game over.
  On that note, want to try again with the theoretical deck I don't actually have?😛
  Or... since we both apparently own our respective decks... want to just shuffle then pull them physically and go by honor system?😎
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: The-Mage-King: Originally Posted by Gorgondantess 
   I mean... it's just... damn...
  I'd like to play it out, but jegus, that's evil.
  How about this. I'll try one more reroll. If it's something ridiculous, we call it. If it's not, we keep going.
  ...And if we do, I'll let you reroll too, as apparently you're getting shafted almost as badly as me.
  [roll0] 
   
  
  Me getting lands with this is only making me move faster. If I draw a Gen wave, stuff will happen.
  
  This deck? It seems slow, but it isn't. Most of my cards cost 1 or 2 mana to cast. The rest are  bombs  and things to get them out. I won't take a reroll for this.
  
  
  
  EDIT: Eh. Later. It's 1 AM where I am, and I  really  should go to bed.
conversations.from: human
conversations.value: Gorgondantess: Edited above.
  Rightio, then. Some other time.😎