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conversations.value: Crow: GITP Fantasy Blood Bowl Cup - Season IV   
      
   This thread is where you will see results, leaders, upcoming matches, and highlights.  Think of it as our own little Spike! Magazine.  When highlights get posted, you will recieve a PM directing you here.  Feel free to add trash-talk, boasting, and all manner of Blood Bowl talk here. 
    If you're looking to manage players or make changes to your team, you want the  Team Management Thread .  
   
  Blood Bowl Rulebook can be found  Here . 
      The Cup Final Is Over!    
    Fantasy Blood Bowl Season 4 Final!  Feets Reloaded vs. Hellbug's Heroes Play-By-Play  
   
   Spoiler 
  
     Fantasy Blood Bowl Season 4 Final!  Feets Reloaded vs. Hellbug's Heroes Play-By-Play   
   
     
  
  Welcome everybody to the match you have all been waiting for.  This season's cup finals features The rebooted Stinky Feets team under new management against repeat Finals offenders Hellbug's Heroes, hoping to finally shake the monkey off their back and score a Cup victory.  The Feets' run thus far has been absolutely amazing, considering the state of their roster, but they have been bolstered by the play of the league's best player, and two excellent gutter runners.  The Heroes meanwhile continue to set the gold standard for playoff play, and their consistent playoff success marks Hellbug as one of the premier coaches in this league.
  
  Looks like the Heroes have won the toss, and they are electing to receive.  An unremarkable kick by Kowen, and the ball settles near the center of the Heroes backfield, Trush moves to recover, and he's got the ball.
  
     
  
  The Heroes line gets to work, and are making good progress against one of the more exceptional lines in the league.  But look at this!  Orgetorix has lain out Green Nail and Trush is moving through the gap!  Orgetorix has had one of th best seasons of any Heroes player, and I'm not surprised in the least to see him making an impact early on by knocking out a key Feets player.
  
     
  
  Trush is moving upfield, angling towards the leftside sideline, but a pair of Feets linerats are moving to interdict.  Trush blocks the tackle and stays on his feet!  A Heroes beastman is moving to assist, Trush says "No thank you, I'm good to go.", and bounces away with a leaping dodge!  He's in the clear, and he's in the endzone, Touchdown!  The Heroes take the lead, 1-0.
  
     
  
  The Heroes line up for the next kickoff, and it's away.  Deep, deep kick, and gutter runner Cautious Charlie moves back to field the ball.  He's got it, and his teammates are moving to support, but the Heroes are giving chase.  What is this?  The beastman Jemal Jenson comes down off the wing with a lightning blitz, smashing the veteran stormvermin Stinger, and knocking him clear out of the match!
  
     
  
  The Heroes continue to collapse on the Feets formation, and Cautious Charlie goes down.  The ball is loose, but gutter runner Krusty Kallypso is able to get to it first, Kallypso dodges away and cuts loose with a pass upfield!  It's a fantastic pass to journeyrat Lhier of Itchy, but Lhier is covered and fails to escape his cover man.  He's lost the ball, and that's going to be all for the half.
  
     
  
  So here we are in the second half!  This time, the Feets are set to receive, and the Heroes let it fly.  A down-the-center kick, and it settles center pitch in Feets territory.  Cautious Charlie fields the ball, and the blockers go to work.  Meanwhile, Cautious Charlie stays focused, and weak play in the Heroes backfield has left Krusty Kallypso up but covered.  Charlie is going for it anyways, and beautiful pass!  Right into Krusty's hands.  Krusty high-steps around his opponent, scoring, and tying the match!
  
     
  
  The Heroes have plenty of time, and as they line up to receive once more, the kick is away.  Kowen's kick drifts to the Heroes' right, and as it settle on the ground, their blockers spring into motion.  POW!  Look at that, Orgetorix picks up his second casualty of the match with a vicious block on the linerat Shades!  Just like that, the Heroes are systematically dismantling every piece of the Feets roster that would allow them to block on even ground with the Heroes.  Reloaded have now lost three of their most important defensive players.
  
     
  
  Beastman Flush takes the ball, and his blockers have opened up a massive hole in the Feets line.  Flush is bolting for the hole!
  
     
  
  The Heroes are pressing their advantage.  Spread out, and without most of their best defensive players, they are keeping the remaining feets players flat on the pitch.  This has been a major problem for Kowen all day.  There is only so much that one player can do without any support.  The Heroes have been double and triple-teaming him all day, and-  Look at this!  Flush shoots down the line!  There's not a single Feets player close enough to stop him, and Flush scores!  He gives the Heroes the lead, with just moments remaining in the match, he has completely redeemed himself of his costly fumble in last season's final.
  
     
  
  As the celebration dies down, the Heroes let loose with what will likely be the final kickoff of the match.  Krusty Kallypso fields the ball, and it looks like the Feets are well aware that this match is in the bag.  Krusty falls back deep in his backfield and takes a knee.  But Flush isn't having that!  He lays one into linerat Lashee Creep!  He dead!  He's Dead!  Flush picks up a kill as the final seconds tick off the clock.  He has now redeemed himself with that touchdown, and paid back the death of his late friend Brunbob with this kill!  Lashee Creep was a journeyman who actually made it onto a roster, but soon discovered the price of success in this league, suffering several injuries this season, and now finally death at the hands of this glorious sport.
  
     
  
  The final whistle blows, and we have a winner!  Hellbug's Heroes put their detractors to shame, and finally get over the hump to become the Season IV GitP Fantasy Blood Bowl Cup Champions!  The beastmen have just doused coach Hellbug with a cooler full of elf blood, and the crowd is going wild!  The remaining Feets players take their teammates back to the locker-rooms on stetchers, surrendering the field to the jubilant Heroes.  What a fantastic match, and masterful performance.  The Heroes dismantled the Feets machine piece-by-piece, and the strategy paid off.  They are the new Cup Champions!
  
   
   
  
    Hail To The Champions of Season 4!  
   
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   The victorious champs!  In their Season 4 Pre-Cup Photoshoot.  Not pictured: Krikzer Flannel  
     Hail To The Champions of Season 4!   
       
   Drive Chart 
     
   Hellbug's Heroes Match Statistics 
       
    Feets Reloaded Match Statistics       
    Hellbug's Heroes SPP/Injury Report  
  {table=head] No. | Name | SPP | Injury 
  
  1|Ajax|5|n/a|
  
  3|Orgetorix|4| n/a |
  
  5|Jemal Jensen|2|n/a|
  
  8|Trush|3| n/a |
  
  9|Flush|5| n/a |
  
  10|Adam Mcgillis|2| n/a |
  
  [/table]
  
  
    Feets Reloaded SPP/Injury Report  
  {table=head] No. | Name | SPP | Injury 
  
  2|Stinger|0|  Broken Jaw (Miss Next Game)  |
  
  4|Krusty Kallypso|9| n/a |
  
  6|Green Nail|0|  Broken Jaw (Miss Next Game)  |
  
  8|Shades|0|  Smashed Knee (Niggling Injury)  |
  
  11|Lashee Creep|0|   DEAD   |
  
  12|Cautious Charlie|1| n/a |
  
  [/table]
  
   Hellbug's Heroes Winnings:   $150,000, +1 Factor 
   Feets Reloaded Winnings:   $70,000,  -1 Factor  
    Hellbug's   Heroes  take home the GitP Fantasy BloodBowl Cup, granting +1 Team Rerolls (added to team value as normal) for as long as they defend their championship. 
     
   
   
  
       Season Awards Announced!       
     Most Valuable Player  - Kowen,  Feets   Reloaded 
   Offensive Player of the Year  - Xi-Li of Huatl,  Outrageous   Cretaceous 
   Defensive Player of the Year  - Doc Nutsmasher,  Beyond Entropy 
   Offensive Rookie of the Year  - Waity Darkbeard,  Crooked   Peak 
   Defensive Rookie of the Year  - Blind Io,  Blind  Faith  
   *See  Wiki  for award details* 
     League Wiki   
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conversations.value: Crow: Division A Standings  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Team | Team Value | Wins | Losses | Draws | Div. Record | Streak | Points 
  
  1|   Outrageous Cretaceous   |1890|7|1|4|4-0-2|W1|29
  
  2|   Feets   Reloaded   |1410 (1510)|5|5|2|4-1-1|W1|21
  
  3|   The Shadow   |1350|6|5|1|2-3-1|W1|21
  
  4|   The Bloodknights   |1790|4|5|3|2-3-1|W1|17
  
  5|  Blind  Faith   |1260|3|8|1|2-3-1|L6|12
  
  6|   Nature's   Guardians   |800 (850)|3|8|1|2-3-1|L5|12
  
  7|   Beyond Entropy   |1340 (1390) |1|8|3|1-3-1|L1|7
  
  [/table]
  
  
  
    Division B Standings  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Team | Team Value | Wins | Losses | Draws | Div. Record | Streak | Points 
  
  1|  The Drakenhof Returned  |1630|8|3|1|3-1-1|L1|28
  
  2|   The Johnnys' Quest   |1860 (1930)|7|4|1|3-2-0|W2|25
  
  3|   Crooked   Peak   |1450|6|4|2|2-3-0|L1|22
  
  4|   Hellbug's Heroes   |1840|4|4|4|3-0-2|W1|19
  
  5|   Red Sabres   |1920 |5|4|3|0-3-2|W3|18
  
  6|   Rampant  Professionalism  |1350|5|5|2|1-3-1|L3|18
  
  [/table]
  
  
    Upcoming Week's Inducements  
    League Leaders  
    (Big thanks to Aedilred for compiling this!)  
  
   
   Originally Posted by Aedilred 
     League Leaders - Post-Season Only
    
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | SPPs 
   1 |Krusty Kallypso|Feets Reloaded|18
   2 |Orgeterix|Hellbug's Heroes|13
   3 |Flush|Hellbug's Heroes|34
   4 |Ferr N.S. "Pudge" Kash|Red Sabres|11
   5 |Krikzer Flannel|Hellbug's Heroes|10
  [/table]
  
    Touchdowns  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | TDs 
   1 |Krusty Kallypso|Feets Reloaded|4
   =2 |Ferr N.S. "Pudge" Kash|Red Sabres|2
  =2|Waity Darkbeard|Crooked Peak|2
  =2|Krikzer Flannel|Hellbug's Heroes|2
   =5 |Xi-li of Huatl|	Outrageous Cretaceous	|1
  =5|Cautious Charlie|Feets Reloaded|1
  =5|Mattheus Lichtenstein|The Drakenhof Returned|1
  =5|Biter|The Shadow|1
  =5|Fedecks|Blind Faith|1
  =5|Slammy CTCT|Crooked Peak|1
  =5|Dr. Bonecrusher|Hellbug's Heroes|1
  =5|Andecembogius|Hellbug's Heroes|1
  =5|Sauvignon "The Conduit" Blanc|The Johnnys' Quest|1
  =5|Bry N.O. Dryskull|Red Sabres|1
  =5|Adam McGillis|Hellbug's Heroes|1
  =5|Flush|Hellbug's Heroes|1
  =5|Trush|Hellbug's Heroes|1
  [/table]
  
    Passes  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | Pass 
   =1 |Jon T. Partí |The Johnnys' Quest|1
  =1|Adam McGillis|Hellbug's Heroes|1
  =1|Kowen|Feets Reloaded|1
  =1|Krusty Kallypso|Feets Reloaded|1
  =1|Cautious Charlie|Feets Reloaded|1
  [/table]
  
    Casualties  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | Cas 
   1 |Orgeterix|Hellbug's Heroes|4
   1 |Jokey CTCT|Crooked Peak|3
   =2 |Doc Nutsmasher|Beyond Entropy|2
  =2|"Bluebeater" Rudy|Beyond Entropy|2
  =2|Bro Science|Feets Reloaded|2
  =2|Apollo Helios|Blind Faith|2
  =2|Fredo D. Stefani|Red Sabres|2
  =2|Rusty Alehammer|Crooked Peak|2
  =2|Krikzer Flannel|Hellbug's Heroes|2
  =2|Slammy CTCT|Crooked Peak|2
  =2|Flush|Hellbug's Heroes|2
  [/table]
  
    Knockouts  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | KOs 
   1 |"Fat" Ronald|Red Sabres|3
   =2 |Krikzer Flannel|Hellbug's Heroes|2
  =2|Ghra|The Drakenhof Returned|2
  =2|Thelonius Magnum|Hellbug's Heroes|2
  =2|Raf Ali Ban Ezz|Red Sabres|2
  =2|Fredo D. Stefani|Red Sabres|2
  [/table]
  
    Kills  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | Kills 
   1 |Flush|Hellbug's Heroes|2
   2 |Sköll|The Shadow|1
  [/table]
  
    Interceptions  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | IT 
   1 |Slammy CTCT|Crooked Peak|1
  [/table]
  
    Rushing Yards  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | SPPs 
   1 |Krusty Kallypso|Feets Reloaded	|192
   2 |Waity Darkbeard|Crooked Peak|148
   3 |Fernand O.E. Arrow|Red Sabres|84
   4 |Krikzer Flannel|Hellbug's Heroes|72
   5 |Flush|Hellbug's Heroes|60
  [/table]
  
  
  
    League Leaders - Season Total (including Post-Season)  
  
  Players marked with an asterisk in the tables below took part in the All-Division Match.
  
    Star Player Points  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | SPPs 
   1 |Kowen*|Feets Reloaded|69
   2 |Waity Darkbeard|Crooked Peak|63
   3 |Orgeterix*|Hellbug's Heroes|57
   4 |Lady "Cookie" Fingers|The Johnnys' Quest|50
   5 |Doc Nutsmasher*|Beyond Entropy|49
   6 |Ferr N.S. "Pudge" Kash*|Red Sabres|48
   7 |Xl-li of Huatl|Outrageous Cretaceous|46
   8 |Cole "Black" Stacks|Rampant Professionalism|44
   9 |Derk von Duneheim*|The Bloodknights|39
   10 |Flush|Hellbug's Heroes|34
  [/table]
  
    Touchdowns  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | TDs 
   1 |Xi-li of Huatl|	Outrageous Cretaceous	|15
   2 |Waity Darkbeard|Crooked Peak|14
   3 |Lady "Cookie" Fingers*|The Johnnys' Quest|13
   =4 |Kowen "the Natural"*|Feets Reloaded|8
  =4|Ferr N.S. "Pudge" Kash*|Red Sabres|8
   =6 |Cautious Charlie|Feets Reloaded|7
  =6|Bry N.O. Dryskull|Red Sabres|7
  =6|Lucius von Duneheim*|The Bloodknights|7
  =6|Sessrumnir|Nature's Guardians|7
   =10 |Krusty Kallypso|Feets Reloaded|6
  =10|Cole "Black" Stacks|Rampant Professionalism|6
  [/table]
  
    Passes  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | Pass 
   1 |Jon T. Partí |The Johnnys' Quest|14
   2 |Sloan “Sunglasses” Knight*|Rampant Professionalism|10
   3 |Fernand O.E. Arrow|Red Sabres|9
   =4 |Kowen "The Natural"*|Feets Reloaded|3
  =4|Krusty Kallypso|Feets Reloaded|3
   =6 |Adhil|Beyond Entropy|2
  =6|Derk von Duneheim*|The Bloodknights|2
  =6|Cautious Charlie|Feets Reloaded|2
  [/table]
  
    Casualties  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | Cas 
   1 |Doc Nutsmasher*|Beyond Entropy|15
   2 |Orgeterix*|Hellbug's Heroes|14
   3 |Blind Io*|Blind Faith|	11
   4 |Kowen*|Feets Reloaded|10
   =5 |Bro Science*|Feets Reloaded|	8
  =5|Markus the Unhallowed*|The Drakenhof Returned|8
   =7 |Fredo D. Stefani*|Red Sabres|7
  =7|Möbius*|Beyond Entropy|7
   =9 |Ajax*|Hellbug's Heroes|6
  =9|The Great God Om|Blind Faith|6
  =9|Twichy Alehammer|Crooked Peak|6
  =9|Bloomberg*|The Johnnys' Quest|6
  =9|Flush|Hellbug's Heroes|6
  [/table]
  
    Knockouts  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | KOs 
   1 |Kowen*|Feets Reloaded|14
   2 |Quetankha of the Jungles of Despair*|Outrageous Cretaceous|12
   =3 |The Great God Om|	Blind Faith|	10
  =3|Doc Nutsmasher*|Beyond Entropy|10
   5 |Fredo D. Stefani*|Red Sabres|9
   6 |Blind Io*|Blind Faith|8
   =7 |Varrick the Thrice-Cursed|The Drakenhof Returned|7
  =7|Baldr Dash|Nature's Guardians|7
  =7|Sköll*|The Shadow|7
  [/table]
  
    Kills  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | Kills 
   =1 |Kowen*|Feets Reloaded|2
  =1|Flush|Hellbug's Heroes|2
   =3 |Dr. Bonecrusher|	Hellbug's Heroes|	1
  =3|Max Dryhauser|	Hellbug's Heroes|	1
  =3|Sam Vinchester|Bloodknights|1
  =3|Andecembogius|Hellbug's Heroes|1
  =3|Fate*|Blind Faith|1
  =3|Happy CTCT|Crooked Peak|1
  =3|Jumpy "The Fast" Longears|The Johnnys' Quest|1
  =3|Vladimir Gorb|Bloodknights|1
  =3|Eazy M.|Feets Reloaded|1
  =3|Trey C. Dikk|Red Sabres|1
  
  =2|Sköll|The Shadow|1
  [/table]
  
    Interceptions  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | IT 
   =1 |Waity Darkbeard|Crooked Peak|2
  =1|Kowen*|Feets Reloaded|2
   =3 |Karol P. Borsci|Red Sabres|1
  =3|Baldr Dash|Nature's Guardians|1
  =3|Slammy CTCT|Crooked Peak|1
  [/table]
  
    Rushing Yards  
  
  {table=head] Rank | Name | Team | SPPs 
   1 |Waity Darkbeard|Crooked Peak|806
   2 |Xl-li of Huatl|	Outrageous Cretaceous	|542
   3 |Sessrumnir|	Nature's Guardians|500
   4 |Krusty Kallypso|Feets Reloaded|346
   5 |Kowen*|Feets Reloaded|344
   6 |Cautious Charlie|Feets Reloaded|292
   7 |Fernand O.E. Arrow|Red Sabres|278
   8 |Jon T. Parti|The Johnnys' Quest|270
   9 |Jan Henryk Dabrowski|The Shadow|258
   10 |Flush|Hellbug's Heroes|248
  [/table] 
   
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conversations.value: Crow: Regular Season Schedule and Results  
   
   Spoiler 
  
   Week 1: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    The Johnnys' Quest   | 0-2 |   Rampant  Professionalism 
    Outrageous Cretaceous   | 2-1 |   The Bloodknights  
    Red Sabres   | 2-1 |   Beyond Entropy  
    Hellbug's Heroes   | 1-1 |  The Drakenhof Returned 
   Blind  Faith   | 1-2 |   Nature's   Guardians  
    The Shadow   | 2-0 |   Crooked   Peak  
    Feets   Reloaded   | - | -BYE WEEK-
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 2:  Rookie Teams Week 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    Outrageous Cretaceous   | 3-0 |   The Johnnys' Quest  
    Red Sabres   | 2-2 |   Rampant  Professionalism 
    Hellbug's Heroes   | 1-1 |   The Bloodknights  
   Blind  Faith   | 2-1 |   Beyond Entropy  
    The Shadow   | 2-1 |  The Drakenhof Returned 
    Feets   Reloaded   | 2-1 |   Nature's   Guardians  
    Crooked   Peak   | - | -BYE WEEK-
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 3: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    Red Sabres   | 3-1 |   Outrageous Cretaceous  
    Hellbug's Heroes   | 2-0 |   The Johnnys' Quest  
   Blind  Faith   | 0-2 |   Rampant  Professionalism 
    The Shadow   | 3-0 |   The Bloodknights  
    Feets   Reloaded   | 1-3 |   Beyond Entropy  
    Crooked   Peak   | 0-1 |  The Drakenhof Returned 
    Nature's   Guardians   | - | -BYE WEEK-
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 4: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    Hellbug's Heroes   | 1-1 |   Red Sabres  
   Blind  Faith   | 1-1 |   Outrageous Cretaceous  
    The Shadow   | 0-3 |   The Johnnys' Quest  
    Feets   Reloaded   | 2-1 |    Rampant  Professionalism 
    Crooked   Peak   | 2-1 |   The Bloodknights  
    Nature's   Guardians   | 1-0 |   Beyond Entropy  
   The Drakenhof Returned  | - | -BYE WEEK-
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 5:  Star Player Action Week 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   Blind  Faith   | 1-0 |   Hellbug's Heroes  
    The Shadow   | 2-1 |   Red Sabres  
    Feets   Reloaded   | 1-1 |   Outrageous Cretaceous  
    Crooked   Peak   | 1-2 |  The Johnnys' Quest  
    Nature's   Guardians   | 0-1 |    Rampant  Professionalism 
   The Drakenhof Returned  | 2-1 |   The Bloodknights  
    Beyond Entropy   | - | -BYE WEEK-
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 6: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    The Shadow   | 0-1 |  Blind  Faith  
    Feets   Reloaded   | 1-2 |   Hellbug's Heroes  
    Crooked   Peak   | 2-1 |   Red Sabres  
    Nature's   Guardians   | 1-2 |   Outrageous Cretaceous  
   The Drakenhof Returned  | 1-3 |   The Johnnys' Quest  
    Beyond Entropy   | 1-2 |    Rampant  Professionalism 
    The Bloodknights  | - | -BYE WEEK-
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 7: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    Feets   Reloaded   | 2-0 |   The Shadow  
    Crooked   Peak   | 2-0 |  Blind  Faith  
    Nature's   Guardians   | 2-0 |   Hellbug's Heroes  
   The Drakenhof Returned  | 2-1 |   Red Sabres  
    Beyond Entropy   | 0-3 |   Outrageous Cretaceous  
    The Bloodknights   | 2-1 |   The Johnnys' Quest  
    Rampant  Professionalism  | - | -BYE WEEK-
  
  [/table]
  
   All-Star Week:  All-Division Match and Snotling Derby, Mid-Season Reports 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    Division A All-Stars   | 4-3 (OT) |   Division B All-Stars  
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 9: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    Crooked   Peak   | 1-0 |   Feets   Reloaded  
    Nature's   Guardians   | 1-1 |   The Shadow  
   The Drakenhof Returned  | 2-0 |  Blind  Faith  
    Beyond Entropy   | 1-1 |   Hellbug's Heroes  
    The Bloodknights   | 0-0 |   Red Sabres  
    Rampant  Professionalism  | 2-2 |   Outrageous Cretaceous  
    The Johnnys' Quest   | - | -BYE WEEK-
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 10: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    Nature's   Guardians   | 1-2 |   Crooked   Peak  
   The Drakenhof Returned  | 2-1 |   Feets   Reloaded  
    Beyond Entropy   | 0-3 |   The Shadow  
    The Bloodknights   | 2-0 |  Blind  Faith  
    Rampant  Professionalism  | 0-2 |   Hellbug's Heroes  
    The Johnnys' Quest   | 3-2 |   Red Sabres  
    Outrageous Cretaceous   | - | -BYE WEEK-
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 11:  Player Swap Week 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
   The Drakenhof Returned  | 2-0 |   Nature's   Guardians  
    Beyond Entropy   | 2-2 |   Crooked   Peak  
    The Bloodknights   | 0-2 |   Feets   Reloaded  
    Rampant  Professionalism  | 2-0 |   The Shadow  
    The Johnnys' Quest   | 4-0 |  Blind  Faith  
    Outrageous Cretaceous   | 2-0 |   Hellbug's Heroes  
    Red Sabres   | - | -BYE WEEK-
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 12:  
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    Beyond Entropy   | 0-1 |  The Drakenhof Returned 
    The Bloodknights   | 2-0 |   Nature's   Guardians  
    Rampant  Professionalism  | 1-3 |   Crooked   Peak  
    The Johnnys' Quest   | 3-3 |   Feets   Reloaded  
    Outrageous Cretaceous   | 2-1 |   The Shadow  
    Red Sabres   | 3-1 |  Blind  Faith  
    Hellbug's Heroes   | - | -BYE WEEK-
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 13: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    The Bloodknights   | 1-1 |   Beyond Entropy  
    Rampant  Professionalism  | 1-2 |  The Drakenhof Returned 
    The Johnnys' Quest   | 4-0 |   Nature's   Guardians  
    Outrageous Cretaceous   | 1-1 |   Crooked   Peak  
    Red Sabres   | 3-2 |   Feets   Reloaded  
    Hellbug's Heroes   | 0-2 |   The Shadow  
   Blind  Faith   | - | -BYE WEEK-
  
  [/table]
  
   Week 14: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    Rampant  Professionalism  | 1-2 |   The Bloodknights  
    The Johnnys' Quest   | 4-0 |   Beyond Entropy  
    Outrageous Cretaceous   | 1-0 |  The Drakenhof Returned 
    Red Sabres   | 2-1 |   Nature's   Guardians  
    Hellbug's Heroes   | 2-0 |   Crooked   Peak  
   Blind  Faith   | 0-2 |   Feets   Reloaded  
    The Shadow   | - | -BYE WEEK-
  
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    Playoff Schedule and Results  
   
   Spoiler 
   The Crud! Cup: 
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
    Blind Faith   | 1-0 |   Beyond Entropy  
  
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   Playoff Quarter-Finals: 
  
  {table=head] Match | - | - | - 
  
  1|   Outrageous Cretaceous   | 1-2 |   Red Sabres  
  
  2|  The Drakenhof Returned  | 1-2 (OT)|   Hellbug's Heroes  
  
  3|   Feets Reloaded   | 2-1 (OT) |   The Shadow  
  
  4|   The Johnnys' Quest   | 1-2 (OT) |   Crooked Peak  
  
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   Playoff Semi-Finals: 
  
  {table=head] Match | - | - | - 
  
  1|   Feets Reloaded   | 2-1 |   Red Sabres  
  
  2|   Crooked Peak   | 1-3 |   Hellbug's Heroes  
  
  [/table]
  
    GITP Fantasy Blood Bowl Final:  
  
  {table=head] - | - | - 
     Feets Reloaded   |   1-2   |   Hellbug's Heroes   
  
  [/table]
   
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    Cutting Edge Research Into Enantiomorphic Oversouls  
  Theors at the Bes Pelorgic Institute of Gnosticism have announced startling advances in the study of the notional entities referred to as 'gods' by most layfolk.  In particular, the make-up of the 'soul' of a creature that is by many accounts composed of nothing but spiritual essence or energy has posed quite a problem.  As a soul is often defined as merely a component of a larger entity, a being which is entirely soul-stuff violates its own basal definition of existence.
  
  Current research seems to suggest that though they lack a distinct, discreet soul of their own, Gods partake in an 'oversoul', a resonant field which informs and is informed by the God in equal measures.  As the 'oversoul' is theorized to be in some senses 'larger' than the Gods themselves, it is possible for more than one supposed deity to partake of the same 'oversoul'.  This explains the overlap between different pantheons, and the similarities found therein.  Blind Io, Zeus, and Wodin all partake of what has recently been classified as 'Oversoul Number #244', more commonly known as 'Sky Father Mad'.
  
  These discoveries support recent developments on the scientific experiment slash Blood Bowl team Blind Faith.  According to insider sources, a number of the players on the squad are displaying traits which are associated with their mythic namesakes.    Apollo Helios has begun wearing togas, Aniger has been looking very nervous around carts and in the words of one fellow player," Its like Io's got eyes in the back orf his head, even."  It seems that the players on the team are undergoing a limited form of apotheosis, communing in the 'oversouls' of their eponymous gods.
  
    Things That Are More Likely Than the Blind Faith making the Playoffs  
  
  A dwarf offering you half of his mug of beer (1:257,205,244 against)
  A dozen randomly selected men agreeing on the best route from Basingstoke to Birmingham (1:568,292,244 against)
  A dozen men actually wanting to go to Birmingham in the first place (1:2,591,866,211,923,244 against)
  Water spontanously transmuting into Wine from Quantum Tunneling (1:45,266,111,219,352,244 against)
  A snowball persisting in Hell (1:751,899,110,344,576,998,942,244 against)