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conversations.value: Crow: GITP Blood Bowl Manager Cup - Season VI   
      
   This thread is where you will see results, leaders, upcoming matches, and highlights.  When highlights get posted, you will recieve a PM directing you here.  Feel free to add trash-talk, boasting, and all manner of Blood Bowl talk here. 
    If you're looking to manage players or make changes to your team, you want the  Team Management Thread .  
   
  Blood Bowl Rulebook can be found   Here   
   Another Link 
    GitP BBMC Final VI:  Brillanté vs. Derk's Seductive Strut Play-By-Play  
   
   Spoiler 
  
      
  
  Good day there sports fans!  We're here at the sixth GitP Blood Bowl Final where we have two great teams lined up for the coin flip.  On one side are the wood elves of Brillanté, and on the other the underworld side of Derk's Seductive Strut.  Brillanté has won the toss and elected to receive.  Thrower John Louis War picks up the ball and is looking unusually formidable today. Could it be that Brillanté has Waity Darkbeard on the training staff today?  No time to answer, War is breaking left and already the ball is in the air!  It's going to Salvat, and Salvat hauls it in.  Quick dodge and he's free, TOUCHDOWN!  Brillanté is first on the board!
  
     
  
  DSS' only consolation after that is that they'll have plenty of time to fight back.  The kick is up, and DSS thrower Pazz Thubbock has the ball.  He brings the ball up the left wing but the elves are moving to interdict.  DSS counterattack is falling flat, more elves moving in but Pazz is still up.  Nuffle must have it out for the skaven because the elves are winning this blocking battle on luck alone!  Pazz is in trouble, and he's taken down.  Brillanté catcher Betty grabs the ball- A block by Kowen lays him out!  Mist charging on the ball, she scoops it up, quick dodge- another dodge, and she's away!  Mist crosses the goal line, TOUCHDOWN BRILLANTÉ!  The elves jump out to a commanding lead.
  
     
  
  And now we step into the second half.  The Strut are receiving the ball, and all is not lost- but what's this?  The kick is shallow and the bouncing ball falls right into the hands of stormvermin Stinger.  He looks as shocked as anyone as the elves begin to close in.  They're swarming him and he's calling for help- the job he usually is the one to perform!  Kowen's too far away but here comes Pazz Thubbock.  There's the block- and a casualty!  There's another-  Pazz soars through the air with a flying kick to deliver a second!
  
     
  
  Stinger trying to make room, but too many teammates are tied down elsewhere, here comes the blitz- and Mist lays down Stinger!  Salvat rushes over for the recovery and dodges away.  Fends off a blitz and he's loose, Salvat rushes in for the third Brillanté touchdown!
  
     
  
  Derk's Seductive Strut are looking quite dejected by now.  What happened to Crow and Selene?  The Strut have to be feeling somewhat betrayed right now, having to adjust to new management at the most critical point of the season.  Here comes the kickoff, and Pazz Thubbock fields the ball again.  He breaks right, and the rats on the wings and the line are blocking up a storm!  Nuffle has taken mercy on DSS and Pazz is advancing upfield with impunity.  So this is what it looks like when skaven block!  Pazz is loose and there's nobody around to stop him but for Mist!  He beats back Mist, and he's in!  Touchdown Strut!  At least it isn't a shutout now!
  
     
  
  The Brillanté sideline is buzzing and the elves look upset.  John Louis War appears to be in a steroid-fueled rage as the wood elves take the field for the kickoff.  Ball is up, and Louis has it deep in his own territory.  Salvat is going deep and War is charging ahead.  Milkteeth and Mist comes to break Salvat free, he's open, the pass is up-  He's got it!  He sprints away, the only thing between him and the endzone being the clock.  He makes it!  Salvat scores!
  
     
  
  A new final team and individual scoring record to boot!  The wood elves of Brillanté are your sixth GitP Blood Bowl Manager Cup Champions!  The elves are ecstatic as the underworld side heads for the locker rooms.  We have players all in one place, some at their pinnacle, and others whose future has never been so uncertain.  A DEVASTATING victory for Brillanté, who just earlier in the season were decimated by this underworld team- Well now they have their revenge, and on the league's biggest stage!  Congratulations, you damned dirty elves!  Congratulations! 
   
  
    GitP BBMC Final VI:  Brillanté vs. Derk's Seductive Strut  
   
   Spoiler 
      
   The victorious champs, in a pre-game team photo (Sageclot was too tall).  
     GitP BBMC Final VI:  Brillanté vs. Derk's Seductive Strut    
     
   Drive Chart 
     
   Brillanté Match Statistics 
       
    Derk's Seductive Strut Match Statistics   
       
     Brillanté SPP/Injury Report   
       Number  
    Name  
    SPP  
    Injury  
   
     1 
    Mist 
    3 
    - 
   
     5 
    Don Fernando 
    2 
     Groin Strain (Miss Next Game)  
   
     6 
    Gut 
    5 
    - 
   
     8 
    John Louis War 
    2 
    - 
   
     11 
    Salvat 
    9 
    - 
   
    
     Derk's Seductive Strut SPP/Injury Report   
       Number  
    Name  
    SPP  
    Injury  
   
     3 
    Kowen 
    2 
    - 
   
     4 
    Pazz Thubbock 
    12 
    - 
   
     9 
    Seven Toes 
    - 
     Broken Ribs (Miss Next Game)  
   
    
    Brillanté Winnings:   $150,000,  +1 Factor  
   Derk's Seductive Strut Winnings:   $70,000,  -1 Factor   
     In addition,  Brillanté  takes home the GitP BBMC Cup; granting them +1 Reroll (added to team value as normal) for as long as they hold the title!    
      
   
  
       Season Awards Announced!       
     Most Valuable Player  - Mistress Lilith De Clar,  Old Backstabonians 
   Offensive Player of the Year  - Kinematics 'Keplerian' Kane,  Sweet Feet 
   Defensive Player of the Year  - 'Icebox' Grot,  Da Monsters  of  Da Midden 
   Offensive Rookie of the Year  - Salvat,  Brillanté 
   Defensive Rookie of the Year  - Azgalor,  D.I.R.E.  
  *See  Wiki  for award details* 
     League Wiki   
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conversations.value: Crow: Division A Standings  
       Rank  
    Team  
    Team Value  
    Wins  
    Losses  
    Draws  
    Div. Record  
    Streak  
    Points  
   
    1 
       Selene's Seductive Strut    
   1840 
   7 
   2 
   4 
   3-0-3 
   L1 
   28 
   
    2 
       Sweet Feet    
    1920 
   6 
   3 
   4 
   2-1-3 
   W5 
   24 
   
    3 
       Da Monsters  of  Da Midden    
    1770 
   6 
   3 
   4 
   2-1-3 
   W2 
   24 
   
    4 
       The Shadow    
   1570 
   5 
   4 
   4 
   2-1-3 
   L1 
   21 
   
    5 
       Old Backstabonians    
   1280 (1350) 
   5 
   6 
   2 
   3-2-1 
   W1 
   20 
   
    6 
       Talabheim   Eagles    
   1700 
   5 
   5 
   3 
   1-3-2 
   L1 
   19 
   
    7 
       D.I.R.E.    
   1380 
   1 
   11 
   1 
   0-5-1 
   L2 
   4 
   
    
    Division B Standings  
       Rank  
    Team  
    Team Value  
    Wins  
    Losses  
    Draws  
    Div. Record  
    Streak  
    Points  
   
    1 
       Brillanté    
   1610 
   8 
   4 
   1 
   5-1-0 
   W1 
   30 
   
    2 
       Anlec   Razors    
   1970 
   7 
   2 
   4 
   2-1-3 
   W3 
   27 
   
    3 
       Low-Down   Dirty Rats    
   1620 
   7 
   5 
   1 
   3-2-1 
   W1 
   25 
   
     4 
      The  Sultans  of  Slaughter    
   1520 
   6 
   4 
   3 
   2-3-1 
   W1 
   23 
   
    5 
       Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking    
   1680 
   4 
   7 
   2 
   1-4-1 
   L1 
   15 
   
    6 
       Treeman's   Triumph    
    1240 
   3 
   8 
   2 
   3-2-1 
   L1 
   14 
   
    7 
       Scum  burger    
   1180 (1220) 
   2 
   8 
   3 
   0-3-3 
   L4 
   9 
   
    
    Upcoming Week's Inducements  
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conversations.value: Crow: Regular Season Schedule and Results  
   
   Spoiler 
   Week 1:  Community Service Week 
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
         Talabheim   Eagles      
   0 - 2 
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   
         Anlec   Razors      
   2 - 2 
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   0 - 1 
         The Shadow      
   
         Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking      
   1 - 3 
         Brillanté      
   
         Old Backstabonians      
   0 - 1 
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   
         D.I.R.E.      
   0 - 3 
        Scumburger     
   
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   1 - 1 
         Sweet Feet      
   
    
   Week 2:  Rookies' Week 
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   0 - 3 
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   
         Talabheim   Eagles      
   1 - 2 
         Anlec   Razors      
   
         The Shadow      
   2 - 0 
         Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking      
   
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   2 - 1 
         Old Backstabonians      
   
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   2 - 0 
         D.I.R.E.      
   
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   1 - 0 
        Scumburger     
   
         Brillanté      
   3 - 1 
         Sweet Feet      
   
    
   Week 3: 
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   4 - 0 
         D.I.R.E.      
   
         Anlec   Razors      
   1 - 1 
         Old Backstabonians      
   
         Talabheim   Eagles      
   5 - 0 
         Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking      
   
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   1 - 3 
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   
        Scumburger     
   0 - 2 
         The Shadow      
   
         Sweet Feet      
   4 - 1 
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   1 - 2 
         Brillanté      
   
    
   Week 4: 
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   1 - 1 
         Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking      
   
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   1 - 1 
         Anlec   Razors      
   
         Old Backstabonians      
   2 - 0 
         Talabheim   Eagles      
   
         D.I.R.E.      
   0 - 2 
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   
        Scumburger     
   1 - 1 
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   
         Sweet Feet      
   1 - 2 
         The Shadow      
   
         Brillanté      
   1 - 1 
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   
    
   Week 5:  Star Player Action Week 
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
        Scumburger     
   1 - 3 
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   
         Anlec   Razors      
   2 - 0 
         D.I.R.E.      
   
         Talabheim   Eagles      
   3 - 3 
         Sweet Feet      
   
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   2 - 1 
         Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking      
   
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   1 - 1 
         The Shadow      
   
         Old Backstabonians      
   0 - 0 
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   2 - 3 
         Brillanté      
   
    
   Week 6: 
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   2 - 1 
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   
        Scumburger     
   1 - 1 
         Anlec   Razors      
   
         Brillanté      
   1 - 2 
         Talabheim   Eagles      
   
         Sweet Feet      
   1 - 1 
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   1 - 0 
         Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking      
   
         D.I.R.E.      
   0 - 2 
         Old Backstabonians      
   
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   3 - 1 
         The Shadow      
   
    
   Week 7: 
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   2 - 1 
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   
         Anlec   Razors      
   2 - 1 
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   
         Talabheim   Eagles      
   1 - 1 
         The Shadow      
   
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   0 - 2 
         Brillanté      
   
         Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking      
   4 - 0 
         Sweet Feet      
   
         Old Backstabonians      
   1 - 3 
        Scumburger     
   
         D.I.R.E.      
   0 - 2 
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   
    
   All-Star Week:  Snotling Derby and Mid-Season Reports 
       Neutral  
    -  
    Field  
   
       Division A    
   3 - 2 
       Division B    
   
    
   Week 9: 
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   1 - 1 
         Sweet Feet      
   
         Anlec   Razors      
   1 - 2 
         Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking      
   
         Talabheim   Eagles      
   3 - 0 
         D.I.R.E.      
   
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   0 - 2 
         Old Backstabonians      
   
        Scumburger     
   1 - 3 
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   
         Brillanté      
   1 - 0 
         The Shadow      
   
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   1 - 0 
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   
    
   Week 10: 
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   1 - 1 
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   
         Anlec   Razors      
   2 - 1 
         The Shadow      
   
         Talabheim   Eagles      
   0 - 3 
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   2 - 0 
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   
         Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking      
   1 - 1 
        Scumburger     
   
         Old Backstabonians      
   2 - 1 
         Brillanté      
   
         D.I.R.E.      
   1 - 3 
         Sweet Feet      
   
    
   Week 11:  Player Swap Week 
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
         Brillanté      
   1 - 3 
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   
         Sweet Feet      
   3 - 0 
         Anlec   Razors      
   
        Scumburger     
   0 - 2 
         Talabheim   Eagles      
   
         D.I.R.E.      
   2 - 1 
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   
         Old Backstabonians      
   0 - 2 
         Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking      
   
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   0 - 2 
         The Shadow      
   
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   0 - 1 
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   
    
   Week 12: 
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   2 - 1 
         Old Backstabonians      
   
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   0 - 1 
         Anlec   Razors      
   
         Talabheim   Eagles      
   3 - 0 
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   2 - 1 
         Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking      
   
         The Shadow      
   1 - 1 
         D.I.R.E.      
   
         Brillanté      
   4 - 2 
        Scumburger     
   
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   0 - 2 
         Sweet Feet      
   
    
   Week 13: 
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   1 - 1 
         The Shadow      
   
         Brillanté      
   1 - 3 
         Anlec   Razors      
   
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   1 - 1 
         Talabheim   Eagles      
   
        Scumburger     
   0 - 1 
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   
         D.I.R.E.      
   0 - 1 
         Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking      
   
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   2 - 1 
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   
         Sweet Feet      
   4 - 1 
         Old Backstabonians      
   
    
   Week 14: 
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
         Anlec   Razors      
   4 - 0 
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   1 - 0 
         Talabheim   Eagles      
   
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   3 - 1 
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   2 - 0 
         Murder ,  Arson ,  Jaywalking      
   
         The Shadow      
   0 - 2 
         Old Backstabonians      
   
         Brillanté      
   2 - 0 
         D.I.R.E.      
   
         Sweet Feet      
   2 - 1 
        Scumburger     
   
    
   
  
    Playoff Schedule and Results  
   
   Spoiler 
    The Crud! Cup:  
       NEUTRAL  
    -  
    FIELD  
   
         Treeman's   Triumph      
   0 - 1 
         D.I.R.E.      
   
    
    Quarterfinals:  
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
         Brillanté      
   2 - 1 
        The  Sultans  of  Slaughter      
   
         Selene's Seductive Strut      
   2 - 1 
         The Shadow      
   
         Anlec   Razors      
   4 - 1 
         Low-Down   Dirty Rats      
   
         Sweet Feet      
   1 - 2 
         Da Monsters  of  Da Midden      
   
    
    Semifinals:  
       HOME  
    -  
    AWAY  
   
       Derk's Seductive Strut   
   2 - 0 
       Da Monsters  of  Da Midden    
   
        Brillanté    
   3 - 2 
       Anlec   Razors    
   
    
    GitP Bloodbowl Manager Cup:  
       NEUTRAL  
    -  
    FIELD  
   
        Brillanté    
   4 - 1 
       Derk's Seductive Strut    
   
    
   