Definition: In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.
Input: Fact1: Collins College 's administrators are expecting new professor Dr. Mathilda, Fact2: public relations director George Barton is boyfriend to football star Woo Woo Grabowski, Fact3: football star Woo Woo Grabowski gets nervous around beautiful women including Jody, Fact4: campus computer affectionately known as Thinko has knack for knowing future including winning lottery numbers and race horses, Fact5: Woo Woo wins enough money on Thinko 's gambling advice to marry Jody and buy car

Collins Colleges administrators are expecting new professor Dr. Mathilda West, who holds 13 degrees and speaks 18 languages. What they arent expecting is the buxom blonde beauty who gets off the train. Dr. West has an effect on everybody, from public relations director George Barton, who is the boyfriend of jealous dean Myrtle Carter, to football star Woo Woo Grabowski, who gets very nervous around beautiful women, including student Jody, who loves him. A campus computer, affectionately known as Thinko, has a knack for knowing the future, including winning lottery numbers and race horses. A hoodlum, Legs Rafertino, comes looking for Thinko, thinking hes a bookie, while foreign exchange student Suzanne tries to interview Legs for her thesis. Barton exposes the fact that Dr. West was once the Tallahassee Tassle Tosser, a stripper. The schools primary benefactor, Admiral Wildcat MacPherson, is concerned. Dr. West defends her former occupation and even gives a tassle demonstration that hypnotizes several of the men. Woo Woo wins enough money on Thinkos gambling advice to marry Jody and buy a car. Myrtle dyes her hair blonde and woos Wildcat MacPherson. And not wanting to stay where shes not wanted, Dr. West prepares to leave town, only to have Barton steal a fire engine and race to catch up with her.