Definition: In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.
Input: Fact1: Sachiko Hanai works as call girl or soap girl specializing in sexual roleplay or cosplay, Fact2: Middle East turn out to be spies in middle of transaction, Fact3: Sachiko starts to take cell-phone picture of incident, Fact4: bullet including ability to understand languages Rather than advanced mathematical knowledge and ESP killing her, Fact5: North Korean While falls in love waiting in Sachiko 's house to reclaim finger

Sachiko Hanai Emi Kuroda works as a call girl or soap girl specializing in sexual roleplay, or cosplay. In her work, Sachiko portrays a hometutor, hence the films original title, Horny Home Tutor: Teachers Love Juice. While at a cafe after one job, she witnesses an altercation between two men, one a North Korean and the other from the Middle East, who turn out to be spies in the middle of a transaction. When the argument escalates to gunplay, Sachiko foolishly starts to take a cellphone picture of the incident and is shot in the forehead. Rather than killing her, the bullet lodges in her brain and gives her extraordinary mental powers, including the ability to understand languages of which she previously had no knowledge, arcane philosophical insight, advanced mathematical knowledge, and ESP. After fleeing from the scene, she finds a metal cylinder in her pocket which contains a cloned copy of the finger of United States President George W. Bush. While waiting in Sachikos house to reclaim the finger, the North Korean falls in love with her. Sachiko befriends and makes love to a philosophy professor and the professor hires her as his sons tutor. The professors wife becomes suspicious and goes to a detective, who happens to be the man who shot Sachiko. Because Bushs fingerprint is capable of unleashing a nuclear holocaust, the North Korean wants the cylinder back. In the end he takes Sachiko and she uses her powers to direct them to a cave where they find a machine that can decide the fate of the world. Palm Pictures has the American distribution rights and has promoted the film with their own trailers while Argo Pictures retains the original rights for Japan.