Definition: In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.
Input: Fact1: story is set in fictional Caribbean island and British colony of Cascara, Fact2: local Governor Baxter Thwaites ignored by is having easy life in his small and peaceful colony British Government and general public, Fact3: abandoned oil rig starts delivering water at standard of finest table water brands and laxative companies, Fact4: Different parties including Downing Street Cascara Liberation Front White House French bottled water producers and Cubans threaten to destroy cosy way of life enjoyed by island 's inhabitants, Fact5: Governor has to role in Honorary Consul and Billy Connolly supported by last performance of Leonard Rossiter as Sir Malcolm Leveridge

The story is set in the fictional Caribbean island and British colony of Cascara. Widely ignored by the British Government, media, and general public, local Governor Baxter Thwaites is having an easy life in his small and peaceful colony. That peace is disturbed when an abandoned oil rig starts delivering water  at the standard of the finest table water brands and laxative companies, as it contains a substance that makes you shit like clockwork. Different parties, including Downing Street, the Cascara Liberation Front, the White House, French bottled water producers, and the Cubans take interest in the future of the island and threaten to destroy the cosy way of life enjoyed by the islands inhabitants. The plot spoofs some elements of the comedies CarltonBrowne of the F.O. 1958 and Passport to Pimlico 1948 and the thenrecent invasions of the Falkland Islands and Grenada. The film stars Caine as Baxter Thwaites, a Governor who has gone native similarly to his role in The Honorary Consul, and Billy Connolly as local biracial activist Delgado, supported by the last performance of Leonard Rossiter, as Sir Malcolm Leveridge, and one of the last performances of Fulton Mackay.