Definition: In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.
Input: Fact1: Lois Thornedyke writes scandal column for New York city tabloid, Fact2: Perils of Pauline were set in campy New York City, Fact3: Lois is determined to turn back to first incarnation as New York Enforcer, Fact4: Franklyn adopts Lois as personal assistant, Fact5: trois arises quirky menage

Lois Thornedyke, the daughter of a Pulitzer prizewinning journalist, writes a scandal column for a New York city tabloid. She gets a chance to upgrade her career when she uncovers a conspiracy reaching into city government at the same time she is being romanced by the citys Mayor. Lois and her quirky sidekicks pit naivete against evil and go undercover. Unfortunately, what they discover is not for publication... If the Perils of Pauline were set in a campy New York City with a dash of trash added in, Not for Publication would result, though the awful jokes and kinky characters are not going to be entertaining to everyone. Lois is a reporter at a sleazoid newspaper, a paragon of yellow journalism that she is determined to turn back to its first incarnation as The New York Enforcer, a better paper. The notsogood Mayor Franklyn adopts Lois as his personal assistant when she bursts into his office one day and strongly advises him to cut the pressure to shut down porn shops or he will lose the vote of New Yorks youth. She hires photographer Barry Denver to work in the mayors office, planning to use his skills for her tabloid paper  but then a quirky menage a trois arises between the mayor, the photographer, and Lois. After some undercover sleuthing in Long Island  and help from a host of unsavory characters like Senor Wopperico and Troppogrosso  Lois connects the mayor to various robberies that have occurred in the city and thinks of a way to return the New York Enforcer to its heyday and handle the mayor at the same time.