Definition: In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.
Input: Fact1: Ford Fairlane is seen sitting on beach smoking, Fact2: flashback initiates showing roaring crowd at concert given by fictional popular heavy metal band, Fact3: Lead singer Bobby Black makes eccentric entrance down zip-line onto stage, Fact4: lead singer of Black Plague is murdered onstage, Fact5: old friend came west with Fairlane

Ford Fairlane Andrew Dice Clay is seen sitting on a beach smoking as the film opens. A flashback initiates, showing a roaring crowd at a concert given by fictional popular heavy metal band The Black Plague. Lead singer Bobby Black Vince Neil makes an eccentric entrance down a zipline onto the stage and begins performing. Shortly into one of the bands songs, Bobby Black collapses on stage and dies. After the lead singer of The Black Plague is murdered onstage, shockjock Johnny Crunch Gilbert Gottfried, an old friend who came west with Fairlane, hires Ford to track down a mysterious teenage groupie named Zuzu Petals, who may have a connection to Blacks death. Soon after hiring Fairlane, Crunch is electrocuted on the air. The worlds hippest detective soon finds himself trading insults with ruthless record executive Julian Grendel Wayne Newton, a clueless cop and former disco star, Lt. Amos Ed ONeill, a merciless hit man named Smiley Robert Englund and countless exgirlfriends out for his blood. Aiding and abetting Fairlane is loyal assistant Jazz Lauren Holly and a hip record producer Morris Day at the head of a bizarre lineup of suspects, victims, beautiful women and a koala as he finds himself hipdeep in the case of his life. The Macguffin of the film is three data CDs which, when read simultaneously, detail the illegal dealings of Julian Grendel, who was getting rich bootlegging his record companys music and murdered Bobby Black when he found out Black had acquired the CDs with the incriminating evidence. Both of Fairlanes beloved possessions, his house and car, are both blown to bits, courtesy of Grendel. The first disc was with Colleen Sutton, the second with Zuzu Petals, and the third disc was hidden under the star for Art Mooney on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It is later revealed that Grendel killed Bobby Black and Johnny Crunch, as he considers them both greedy and stupid because they wanted more money for their involvement in pirating CDs to sell to the highest bidder, making the music industry corrupt. However, Fairlane kills Grendel by setting him on fire with a flammable milk shake. Jazz leaves Fairlane, knowing how ungrateful he is for everything that has happened. Smiley shows up and plans to kill Ford, but not before revealing that he killed his young neighborsthe Kids father. Ford distracts him and kills Smiley with a sleeve pistol. Jazz and Ford decide to reconcile, while the Kid decides to join their detective agency. Ford wins a million dollar lottery, and buys a yacht, ending the film.