Definition: In this task, five ordered key facts are given. All the given facts are expressed in natural language. Your job is to generate a story 100 to 1000 words long, that includes all the facts given as input in their order of appearance while expanding upon them to produce a broader, yet coherent, narrative.
Input: Fact1: girls have promised them special treat, Fact2: Jesse and Chester them special treat take to mean sex, Fact3: boys accidentally picked up last night, Fact4: Tommy Christie and jocks arrive along with Nelson and dog, Fact5: Chester At remembers nature show last second

Jesse and Chester awaken with hangovers and no memory of the previous night. The television is on, showing an Animal Planet program about how animals use twigs and rocks as tools to get food. Their refrigerator is filled with containers of chocolate pudding, and the answering machine contains an angry message from their twin girlfriends Wilma and Wanda as to their whereabouts. They emerge from their home to find Jesses car missing, and with it their girlfriends firstanniversary presents. This prompts Jesse to ask the films titular question: Dude, wheres my car? Because the girls have promised them a special treat, which Jesse and Chester take to mean sex, the men are desperate to retrieve their car. The duo begins retracing their steps in an attempt to discover where they left the car. Along the way, they encounter a transgender stripper, a belligerent speaker box operator at a Chinese restaurants drivethrough, two appropriatelyworded tattoos they discover on each others backs, UFO cultists led by Zoltan who later hold the twins hostage, a Cantonesespeaking Chinese tailor, the Zenminded Nelson and his cannabisloving dog, the attractive Christie Boner, the aggressive jock Tommy who is the boyfriend of Christie and his friends, a couple of hardnosed police detectives, and a reclusive French ostrich farmer named Pierre. They also meet two groups of aliens, one group being five gorgeous women, the other being two Norwegian men, searching for the Continuum Transfunctioner; a mysterious and powerful device, capable of destroying the universe, that the boys accidentally picked up last night. After Pierre releases the duo after they answered a question about ostriches correctly, Jesse and Chester head over to a local arcade named Captain Stus SpaceORama. Once inside, they encounter Zoltan and his cultists who give them Wilma and Wanda in exchange for the Continuum Transfunctioner which is a toy that Jesse and Chester tried to pass off as the Transfunctioner; Tommy, Christie, and the jocks arrive along with Nelson and his dog whom they release after Tommy snatches the fake Transfunctioner from Zoltan. The two sets of aliens arrive and notify of the real Continuum Transfunctioner: a Rubiks Cube that Chester has been working hard to solve, and eventually does thus activating it. They are warned that once the five lights stop flashing, the universe will be destroyed. Jesse and Chester must determine which of two sets of aliens is entitled to the device. One of the groups is there to protect the universe, the other is there to destroy it. Both claim to be the protectors of the universe, stating that they were with Jesse and Chester the previous night which Jesse and Chester still cannot remember and ask for the Transfunctioner. The two correctly choose the men, because when the men were asked what they did the night before, they correctly respond that they got a hole in one at the 18th hole at the arcades miniature golf park, and won a lifetime supply of pudding. At the last second, they deactivate the Transfunctioner, saving the universe. Thwarted, the five alien women merge to become a giantess who swallows Tommy alive. The giantess then crawls out of the amusement center and chases Jesse and Chester. The cultists tell them to activate the Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam on the Transfunctioner. However, the button that activates it is too far in to reach. At the last second, Chester remembers the nature show with the toolusing chimps and uses a straw to push the recessed button, thus destroying the alien Tommy survives, but Christie breaks up with him in favor of Nelson. The protectors thank Jesse, Chester and the twins for saving the world, and erase their minds concerning the events. The protectors park the duos car, a Renault Le Car, behind a mail truck for them to find the following morning. Jesse and Chester salvage their relationships with the twins and discover the special treat from the girls turns out to be matching knitted caps and scarves. The protectors leave a gift for their girlfriends and, for the two men: Breast Enhancement Necklaces. The film ends with Jesse, Chester, and the twins going in Jesses car out for Chinese food while arguing what the tattoo said on each others back.