text: Another example of this is if your cat got stuck in a tree and you don't know how to get him down. Then you can get such amazing advice as "Call the Fire Department" and "Climb up after it... and probably get stuck yourself." My favorite personal example is when I had a moose laying in front of my house in Alaska, and my Dad called one of his buddies who was good with animals. He said " You have two options, either sit in the house and wait for it to leave or slap the moose's behind and hope it leaves and doesn't come after you." We chose option number one.