He has been performing for 6 years. He is currently working on a couple of novels that no one else knows about. He is also more or less unemployed. There are exactly thirty teeth in his head. He has a BA in psychology, which he received at the University of Wisconsin at Milwaukee in July of 2000, shortly after identifying a few structures in the dissected brain of a sheep. He has been engaged to be married twice. In neither circumstance was he the one who popped the question.