His therapist tells him that he has intimacy issues, and he’s not going to argue with that. Veteran of several divorces, he has come to the conclusion that he simply prefers men to women. Not that it matters, anyway, since he hasn’t seen action of any kind lately. It’s downright depressing. When Jesse’s assistant rescues an adorable puppy from the dumpster and brings it to the office for safe-keeping, Jesse insists that an ad be placed in the paper to find the pup a home before it can totally destroy the carpet in his office. Unfortunately, the ad is botched somewhere along the line, and instead of an ad for a puppy, a personal is placed in the paper with Jesse’s telephone number as the contact. But how unfortunate is that, really? The voice on the other end of the phone call that Jesse answers is warm and friendly, and Jesse’s intimacy issues seem to dissolve into nothing but a memory.