its own facial features by drawing or painting on blank panels with eyeholes and then place these panels over the existing panel with the affixed floating eyeballs see fig1 7 the panels can be painted or drawn to represent various facial expressions such as happy or sad faces 8 a single floating eyeball can be affixed to the panel in order to create a profile facial image as opposed to the frontal facial image created by the affixation of two floating eyeballs to the panel see fig1 9 the panels may be marked with written instructions to show the user how to direct the floating eyeballs to look in various directions referring next to fig1 14 15 and 16 a calendar 130 as a backplate 131 and a stand 132 the calendar pages 133 are upported by ledges 134 135 the floating eyeballs 136 137 protrude through holes 138 139 in the pages 133 each page 133 has alpha numeric characters 140 to indicate the date each day a page 133 is removed as indicated by arrows 34 a 34 to provide the proper date to the user during use the distance d 1 will decrease in order to maintain the entertaining sight of eyeballs protruding through the uppermost page the eyeballs 136 137 must periodically be adjusted to move back towards the backplate 131 an embodiment not shown would size the eyeballs to protrude all the way through the pad without adjustment to accomplish this task a tab 145 having holes 146 147 is provided which removably engages the fasteners 142 144 of the floating eyeballs 136 137.