the art within the scope of the claims to give but a few examples embodiments may differ from the prototype in dimensions colors materials used attachment points and or means the presence absence of additional components such as the section of nylon strap about nine inches long which is not shown in fig1 but is indicated at 410 in fig4 and the indicia if any used this detailed description of the prototype is provided as one example and is given in satisfaction of the legal requirements to be met by patents it is not the only possible embodiment of the invention fig2 shows a perspective view of one embodiment of the invention in a possible use a user 200 is inside a loop formed by strap 110 which is wrapped around the user and a suitably strong and convenient structure such as a tree 212 the strap is connected back to itself with the fastening mechanism 102 112 the user leans back slightly against the padded back band 108 for partial support this also holds the strap and hence the toilet paper and a waste collection bag 210 off the ground the double ended bag and toilet tissue paper 104 are within easy reached of the user one embodiment of the invention includes a means for waste collection in the form of a bag attachment 208 and a bag 210 bag attachment 208 may.