an array of four remotely programmable electronic lawn sprinklers with dog bark activation 100 disposed around a central location which location could be but need not be a location where high concentrations of dog urine would not pose a problem to a lawn or nearby plants each remotely programmable electronic lawn sprinkler with dog bark activation 100 could be placed in a pan to catch dog urine if it is desired that urine concentrated on the remotely programmable electronic lawn sprinklers with dog bark activation 100 is not acceptable in this embodiment the housing sound transmission zone 126 for each of the remotely programmable electronic lawn sprinklers with dog bark activation 100 is directed radially outward from the central location and each of the garden hose female couplers 110 is directed radially inward a water distribution system 402 provides water to each of the remotely programmable electronic lawn sprinklers with dog bark activation 100 the water distribution system 402 could be as simple as a series of garden hoses and hose splitters which are well known in operation the directionally responsive bark activated lawn sprinkler system 400 could function as follows if a dog enters the area and approaches one of the remotely programmable electronic lawn sprinklers with dog bark activation 100 and urinates on one of them.