tertiary amine salts of long chain acids may be used dimethyl lauramine isostearate is produced by reacting dimethyl lauramine x with isostearic acid xi under high temperature and vacuum to produce a tertiary amine salt str17 viii and xii are physically blended by mixing together and stirring in warm environment to give various weight to weight ratios of viii xii 60 40 to 90 10 the preferred embodiment being 60 40 of viii xii this blending gives formulations using these compositions their unique properties including self emulsification emollient properties surfactant properties anti tangle properties anti static properties film forming properties and lubricating properties these unique properties make these compositions in this invention applicable to hair and skin conditioner formulations the following formulations are intended to be merely illustrative of the invention and its versatility and not in limitation thereof parapel hc is the trade name used for the preferred embodiment of the instant invention 60 40 ratio of viii xii ______________________________________creme rinse formulation percentage by weight______________________________________phase a heat to 85 u00b0 c cetyl alcohol 1 5stearyl alcohol 1 5parapel hc bernel chemical 2 5arosurf ta 100 1 0phase b heat to 85 u00b0 c and disperse well water deionized 92 9cellosize qp30 000hi 0 5phase ckathon cg rohm amp haas 0 1 100 0______________________________________ procedure add phase a to phase b mix well at 85 u00b0 c then begin cooling continue mixing avoid aeration and at 50 u00b0 c add phase c mix until.