"Continue watching this video at your own risk!
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ER. Interior. Night.

A man is being rushed through double doors on a gurney, and the attending physician intercepts to get the story from the paramedics and nurses. 

Doctor: My god I've seen some horrors in my day, but... What the hell happened here?

Paramedic: He didn't start with the beginner course of binaural beats. 

The doctor steps in front of the gurney and stops it. 

Doctor: What.

Nurse: Doctor! We gotta keep going he's unstable!


Doctor: Repeat what you just said.

Paramedic: H-he didn't start with the beginner course, he went straight to the advanced... When they found him he was... Well, like this...


The doctor looks down not so much at the patient as through him with a ten thousand yard stare. 

Nurse: Doctor? Doctor!

He finally snaps out of it and looks at the nurse.

Nurse: We need to go! Now!

Doctor: No we don't, nurse... He's not unstable.

Nurse: What do you mean? We just took his vitals on the way up here a--

Doctor: Nurse! He's not unstable... He's dead.

*Intro music*
Clearly someone has too much time. Very entertaining! :D
Treska