Which Santorini NY Building Best Goes up your Butt?
It’s a quiet Saturday night. You’re 3 craft beers and two glasses of Franzia deep. You and your three friends are battling it out in a game of Santorini: New York, the latest Santorini expansion. The game features exquisitely intricate replicas of New York’s famous buildings, and as your anal friend approaches his sixth minute of thinking, your mind starts to wander (and your butt starts to tingle).

Which Santorini building would you most want to stick up your butt?

Chrysler Building

Smooth, ribbed, comfortably sized. You might ditch your favorite toys in favor of this one. One day, your friends might even find the Chrysler building on your nightstand.

2. MetLife Building

The building you bring home to your mom. Ordinary and timeless, if a bit boring.

3. Thirty Rock building

This one is for the modern art lovers. There’s nothing about this building to suggest it belongs up a butt, but there isn’t anything to suggest otherwise either.

4. Empire State Building

Once you get past the initial spike, you won’t be able to help yourself from singing “In New Yorkkkkkkkk.”

5. Flat Iron building

Tough entry but a smooth ride. Flared base for your protection.

6. Woolworth building

Those four corner spikes were built for a reason. To annihilate buttholes.
['David Papp']
['Santorini', 'Butts', 'Board Games', 'Romance', 'Gay']