《笑林广记·谬误部》
妇女说： 并无此事，要是养了儿子便是你鸟出来的。 
妇曰： 并无此事，要便是你鸟出来的。 
The lady says: There is no such thing, if I did give birth to a son, it would be like the bird that you tricked out. 
<s>[INST] 对于下列每组文言文和现代汉语句子, 请提供一个能够准确表达两者本质的英语翻译: 文言文: 妇曰： 并无此事，要便是你鸟出来的。  现代汉语: 妇女说： 并无此事，要是养了儿子便是你鸟出来的。  [/INST] The lady says: There is no such thing, if I did give birth to a son, it would be like the bird that you tricked out. </s>
对于下列每组文言文和现代汉语句子, 请提供一个能够准确表达两者本质的英语翻译: 文言文: 妇曰： 并无此事，要便是你鸟出来的。  现代汉语: 妇女说： 并无此事，要是养了儿子便是你鸟出来的。
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The lady says: There is no such thing, if I did give birth to a son, it would be like the bird that you tricked out.
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