《笑林广记·世讳部》
如果论穿着，完全不行，剥去一层遮羞皮，浑身就都是篾片了。 
若论穿着，全然不济，剥去一层遮羞皮，浑身都是篾片了。 
As for clothing, I am completely lacking. If you strip away my loincloth, my entire body would be covered in wicker.
<s>[INST] Transpose the following Modern Chinese text into Classical Chinese: 如果论穿着，完全不行，剥去一层遮羞皮，浑身就都是篾片了。  [/INST] 若论穿着，全然不济，剥去一层遮羞皮，浑身都是篾片了。 </s>
Transpose the following Modern Chinese text into Classical Chinese: 如果论穿着，完全不行，剥去一层遮羞皮，浑身就都是篾片了。
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若论穿着，全然不济，剥去一层遮羞皮，浑身都是篾片了。
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