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僧念道： 出在山门路，撞着一瓶醋，诗又不成诗，只当放个破。 
僧念曰： 出在山门路，撞着一瓶醋。诗又不成诗，只当放个破。 
The monk chanted, "On the path outside the mountain gate, I stumbled on a jug of vinegar; the poem is no good, just call me a loser." 
<s>[INST] I need this in both modern chinese phrasing and English - could you help? 僧念曰： 出在山门路，撞着一瓶醋。诗又不成诗，只当放个破。  [/INST] Contemporary: 僧念道： 出在山门路，撞着一瓶醋，诗又不成诗，只当放个破。  English version: The monk chanted, "On the path outside the mountain gate, I stumbled on a jug of vinegar; the poem is no good, just call me a loser." </s>
I need this in both modern chinese phrasing and English - could you help? 僧念曰： 出在山门路，撞着一瓶醋。诗又不成诗，只当放个破。
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Contemporary: 僧念道： 出在山门路，撞着一瓶醋，诗又不成诗，只当放个破。  English version: The monk chanted, "On the path outside the mountain gate, I stumbled on a jug of vinegar; the poem is no good, just call me a loser."
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