《笑林广记·殊禀部》
于是就装到自己口袋里一百，给两个愚蠢的人各分一百。
真神人也二呆子相遇于路，忽拾钱三百，二人分来分去，苦不能均，此二百，则彼一百，此一百，则彼二百，扰攘半晌，莫能决，各怒甚。一黠者过，询其故，曰： 此账本极难分派，无已，在下且作陈平，代输一筹可乎？ 
So he put one hundred in his own pocket and gave one hundred to each of the two fools.
<s>[INST] Give the modern Chinese and English translation for the following Classical Chinese passage: 真神人也二呆子相遇于路，忽拾钱三百，二人分来分去，苦不能均，此二百，则彼一百，此一百，则彼二百，扰攘半晌，莫能决，各怒甚。一黠者过，询其故，曰： 此账本极难分派，无已，在下且作陈平，代输一筹可乎？  [/INST] Modern Chinese: 于是就装到自己口袋里一百，给两个愚蠢的人各分一百。 English: So he put one hundred in his own pocket and gave one hundred to each of the two fools.</s>
Give the modern Chinese and English translation for the following Classical Chinese passage: 真神人也二呆子相遇于路，忽拾钱三百，二人分来分去，苦不能均，此二百，则彼一百，此一百，则彼二百，扰攘半晌，莫能决，各怒甚。一黠者过，询其故，曰： 此账本极难分派，无已，在下且作陈平，代输一筹可乎？
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Modern Chinese: 于是就装到自己口袋里一百，给两个愚蠢的人各分一百。 English: So he put one hundred in his own pocket and gave one hundred to each of the two fools.
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