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旁边又一个人说： 我们那有一头牛，头在江南，尾在江北，脚重一万多斤，难道不是稀奇之事？ 
傍又一人曰： 敝地有一牛，头在江南，尾在江北，足重有万余斤。岂不是奇事？ 
Another person nearby said: We have a cow, with its head in the south of the Yangtze River and its tail in the north, weight over ten thousand pounds, isn't it curious? 
<s>[INST] Take each pair of old and new sentences and unite them into a single translation that captures the core meaning: Archaic: 傍又一人曰： 敝地有一牛，头在江南，尾在江北，足重有万余斤。岂不是奇事？  Updated: 旁边又一个人说： 我们那有一头牛，头在江南，尾在江北，脚重一万多斤，难道不是稀奇之事？  [/INST] Another person nearby said: We have a cow, with its head in the south of the Yangtze River and its tail in the north, weight over ten thousand pounds, isn't it curious? </s>
Take each pair of old and new sentences and unite them into a single translation that captures the core meaning: Archaic: 傍又一人曰： 敝地有一牛，头在江南，尾在江北，足重有万余斤。岂不是奇事？  Updated: 旁边又一个人说： 我们那有一头牛，头在江南，尾在江北，脚重一万多斤，难道不是稀奇之事？
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Another person nearby said: We have a cow, with its head in the south of the Yangtze River and its tail in the north, weight over ten thousand pounds, isn't it curious?
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