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有一天，他挑了一担粪从一座摇摇晃晃的小桥走过，忽然连打了几个喷嚏，差点掉进河里，就骂道： 这个骚婆娘，就是想我，也得看看是在什么地方呀！ 
他日挑粪过危桥，复连打数嚏几乎失足，乃骂曰： 骚花娘，就是思量我，也须看什么所在！ 
One day, he was carrying a load of manure across a rickety bridge, when he suddenly sneezed several times and nearly fell into the river, so he cursed: This slut, even if she misses me, she should see where she is!
<s>[INST] First, translate the Classical Chinese text into modern Chinese and then into English. Classical Chinese: 他日挑粪过危桥，复连打数嚏几乎失足，乃骂曰： 骚花娘，就是思量我，也须看什么所在！  [/INST] 有一天，他挑了一担粪从一座摇摇晃晃的小桥走过，忽然连打了几个喷嚏，差点掉进河里，就骂道： 这个骚婆娘，就是想我，也得看看是在什么地方呀！  Then, One day, he was carrying a load of manure across a rickety bridge, when he suddenly sneezed several times and nearly fell into the river, so he cursed: This slut, even if she misses me, she should see where she is!</s>
First, translate the Classical Chinese text into modern Chinese and then into English. Classical Chinese: 他日挑粪过危桥，复连打数嚏几乎失足，乃骂曰： 骚花娘，就是思量我，也须看什么所在！
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有一天，他挑了一担粪从一座摇摇晃晃的小桥走过，忽然连打了几个喷嚏，差点掉进河里，就骂道： 这个骚婆娘，就是想我，也得看看是在什么地方呀！  Then, One day, he was carrying a load of manure across a rickety bridge, when he suddenly sneezed several times and nearly fell into the river, so he cursed: This slut, even if she misses me, she should see where she is!
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