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有个漂白眼与一个红鼻子相遇，漂白眼对红鼻子说： 老兄想开染坊，舍得本钱，连鼻头都染得通红。 
一漂白眼与赤鼻头相遇。谓赤鼻者曰： 足下想开染坊，大费本钱，鼻头都染得通红。 
A person with rolling eyes met a person with a red nose, and the person with rolling eyes said to the person with a red nose: Brother, if you want to open a dyeing workshop, you have to invest some money. Even your nose is dyed red.
<s>[INST] For each of the following sets of Classical Chinese and Modern Chinese sentences, provide an English translation that captures the essence of both: Classical: 一漂白眼与赤鼻头相遇。谓赤鼻者曰： 足下想开染坊，大费本钱，鼻头都染得通红。  Modern: 有个漂白眼与一个红鼻子相遇，漂白眼对红鼻子说： 老兄想开染坊，舍得本钱，连鼻头都染得通红。  [/INST] A person with rolling eyes met a person with a red nose, and the person with rolling eyes said to the person with a red nose: Brother, if you want to open a dyeing workshop, you have to invest some money. Even your nose is dyed red.</s>
For each of the following sets of Classical Chinese and Modern Chinese sentences, provide an English translation that captures the essence of both: Classical: 一漂白眼与赤鼻头相遇。谓赤鼻者曰： 足下想开染坊，大费本钱，鼻头都染得通红。  Modern: 有个漂白眼与一个红鼻子相遇，漂白眼对红鼻子说： 老兄想开染坊，舍得本钱，连鼻头都染得通红。
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A person with rolling eyes met a person with a red nose, and the person with rolling eyes said to the person with a red nose: Brother, if you want to open a dyeing workshop, you have to invest some money. Even your nose is dyed red.
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