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田蚜说： 天下幸而安乐无事，蛉能够做朝廷的重臣，爱好音乐、狗、马和田宅。我所喜欢的不过是倡优、巧匠这一类的人，不像魏其侯和灌夫他们，招呼天下的豪杰壮士，日夜不停地同他们商量讨论，满怀对朝廷的不满之意，不是抬头用眼看天，就是低头用手画地，斜眼看着两宫，希望天下有一些意外的变故，好让他们成大事，立大功，我却不知道魏其侯他们要做些什么呢！ 
蚡曰： 天下幸而安乐无事，蚡得为肺附，所好音乐、狗马、田宅，所爱倡优、巧匠之属，不如魏其、灌夫日夜招聚天下豪杰壮士与论议，腹诽而心谤，卬视天，俯画地，辟睨两官间，幸天下有变，而欲有大功。臣乃不如魏其等所为。 
Tian Wei said: The world is fortunate and happy with nothing to do, and Ling is able to be a minister of the court, loving music, dogs, horses and houses. What I like most are singers, craftsmen and the like, unlike Wei Qihou and Guan Fu, who call on the world's heroes and strong men, day and night to discuss with them, and are full of dissatisfaction with the court. He either looked up at the sky with his eyes or drew the ground with his hands, squinting at the two palaces, hoping for some unexpected changes in the world, so that they could do great things and make great achievements, but I don't know what Wei Qihou and others want to do!
<s>[INST] I need this in both modern chinese phrasing and English - could you help? 蚡曰： 天下幸而安乐无事，蚡得为肺附，所好音乐、狗马、田宅，所爱倡优、巧匠之属，不如魏其、灌夫日夜招聚天下豪杰壮士与论议，腹诽而心谤，卬视天，俯画地，辟睨两官间，幸天下有变，而欲有大功。臣乃不如魏其等所为。  [/INST] Contemporary: 田蚜说： 天下幸而安乐无事，蛉能够做朝廷的重臣，爱好音乐、狗、马和田宅。我所喜欢的不过是倡优、巧匠这一类的人，不像魏其侯和灌夫他们，招呼天下的豪杰壮士，日夜不停地同他们商量讨论，满怀对朝廷的不满之意，不是抬头用眼看天，就是低头用手画地，斜眼看着两宫，希望天下有一些意外的变故，好让他们成大事，立大功，我却不知道魏其侯他们要做些什么呢！  English version: Tian Wei said: The world is fortunate and happy with nothing to do, and Ling is able to be a minister of the court, loving music, dogs, horses and houses. What I like most are singers, craftsmen and the like, unlike Wei Qihou and Guan Fu, who call on the world's heroes and strong men, day and night to discuss with them, and are full of dissatisfaction with the court. He either looked up at the sky with his eyes or drew the ground with his hands, squinting at the two palaces, hoping for some unexpected changes in the world, so that they could do great things and make great achievements, but I don't know what Wei Qihou and others want to do!</s>
I need this in both modern chinese phrasing and English - could you help? 蚡曰： 天下幸而安乐无事，蚡得为肺附，所好音乐、狗马、田宅，所爱倡优、巧匠之属，不如魏其、灌夫日夜招聚天下豪杰壮士与论议，腹诽而心谤，卬视天，俯画地，辟睨两官间，幸天下有变，而欲有大功。臣乃不如魏其等所为。
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Contemporary: 田蚜说： 天下幸而安乐无事，蛉能够做朝廷的重臣，爱好音乐、狗、马和田宅。我所喜欢的不过是倡优、巧匠这一类的人，不像魏其侯和灌夫他们，招呼天下的豪杰壮士，日夜不停地同他们商量讨论，满怀对朝廷的不满之意，不是抬头用眼看天，就是低头用手画地，斜眼看着两宫，希望天下有一些意外的变故，好让他们成大事，立大功，我却不知道魏其侯他们要做些什么呢！  English version: Tian Wei said: The world is fortunate and happy with nothing to do, and Ling is able to be a minister of the court, loving music, dogs, horses and houses. What I like most are singers, craftsmen and the like, unlike Wei Qihou and Guan Fu, who call on the world's heroes and strong men, day and night to discuss with them, and are full of dissatisfaction with the court. He either looked up at the sky with his eyes or drew the ground with his hands, squinting at the two palaces, hoping for some unexpected changes in the world, so that they could do great things and make great achievements, but I don't know what Wei Qihou and others want to do!
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