《太平广记·卷二百五十四·嘲诮二》
选人应声道：刺激了鼻子不用张嘴打喷嚏，踩在脸上也不生怒，那都是因为你两颗很突出的牙齿，还自鸣得意说自己是得胜者。
应声云：刺鼻何曾嚏，踏面不知嗔，高生两个齿，自谓得胜人。
The candidate replied immediately: The nose is irritated but there is no need to sneeze with the mouth open, you step on the face but it does not cause anger, this is all because of your two protruding teeth and you still proudly say that you are the victor.