《笑林广记·贪吝部》
划船的老婆婆说： 客人您说错了，在家千日好，出外一时难，为什么说反了呢？ 
梢婆曰： 客人说错了，在家千日好，出外一时难，因何反说呢？ 
The old boatwoman said: Guest, you are wrong. It is good to be home for a thousand days and difficult to go out for a while. Why did you say the opposite?