《智囊(选录)·杂智部·窃磬》
原文乡下有个老婆婆，一向念经，她家有个古铜磬。有个小偷儿包了一包石块，背着来到老婆婆家门外。外面的人问他： 你在卖什么东西？ 偷儿答： 铜磬，我卖铜磬。 
乡一老妪，向诵经，有古铜磬，一贼以石块作包，负之至媪门外。人问何物，曰： 铜磬，将鬻耳。 
Original text: There was an old woman in the countryside who always recited sutras. Her family had an ancient copper chime. A thief wrapped a bag of stones and carried it to the old woman's house. The person outside asked him: What are you selling? The thief replied: Copper chime, I sell copper chimes.