《笑林广记·形体部》
近视眼生气地说： 不卖就算了，为何这样发脾气喷起人来！ 
近视怒曰： 不卖就罢，值得这等发急，就噀起人来！ 
The nearsighted man angrily said: “If you don’t want to sell it, that’s fine, why are you getting so angry like this and scolding people!”