《笑林广记·殊禀部》
餐后，呆子拿出头发交给酒馆儿，肆佣们大笑起来，呆子恼怒道： 别人的头发都可当钱用，轮到我为何偏不能用！ 
餐毕，以发与之，肆佣皆笑。其人怒曰： 他人俱当钱用，到我偏用不得耶！ 
After the meal, the fool took out his hair and handed it to the tavern. The waiters laughed. The fool was angry and said: Everyone else's hair can be used as money, why can't mine!