《世说新语·言语》
有一次孔文举午睡，小儿子就到床头来偷酒喝，大儿子对他说： 喝酒为什么不先行礼呢？ 小的回答说： 偷酒喝，哪里还要行礼呢！ 
昼日父眠，小者床头盗酒饮之。大儿谓曰： 何以不拜？ 答曰： 偷，那得行礼！ 
One day, Kong Wenju took a nap, and the younger son came to the head of the bed to steal some wine. The elder son said to him: why don’t you salute before drinking? The younger one replied: To steal wine, why do we need to salute?