《笑林广记·世讳部》
儿子喜欢逛妓院，父亲责骂道： 不成器的畜生，我到妓院十次，倒有九次见到你！ 
子好游妓馆，父责之曰： 不成器的畜生，我到娼家十次，倒有九次见你。 
The son liked to frequent brothels. The father scolded him, "You useless animal. I have been to brothels ten times, and nine times I saw you!"