《笑林广记·世讳部》
有个人寻找做仆人的差事，自称一生不会横撑船，不肯缩退后，见饭就住的。
有投靠做仆者。自言： 一生不会横撑船，不肯缩退走。见饭就住的。 
One day, a man looked for a servant job, claiming that he'd never learned how to row a boat or walk backwards, but that he would eat all his meals without leaving any.