you're a mean one, mr. grinch, you really are a heel, you're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, mr. grinch, you're a bad banana with a greasy black peel! you're a monster, mr. grinch, your heart's an empty hole, your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, mr. grinch, i wouldn't touch you with a thirty