"Hello, lion," Said cat. "How are you this morning?" "What's it to you!" Lion growled. Lion was in a very bad mood because he woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Cat said, "Well you don't have to be snotty about it! just because I'm better than you does not mean you have to be a brat about it!" "Well, I could best you at anything! and that's a fact jack!" Said lion. "Ya, right corny de' lion! give me any request you want and I shall fulfill it!" "Well, I do have this bone in my throat that has been bugging me for ages! will you get it out for me?" Lion spoke with a mysterious glint in his eyes. "Sure!" Cat said without thinking even once. Cat then climbed into lion's throat and looked and looked but couldn't find the bone. Then, with one silent bite, lion swallowed jack the cat whole! 
Don't let your cats play with lions. 