Long ago, there was a goat named oscar who was very greedy. One day oscar went for a walk in the fields to find another farm. When he found one, he went into their barn and stole all of the hay, apples, corn, and alfalfa in stock. After that, he was full and tired, so he hobbled home. The next day he decided what he stole was not enough, so he went the completely opposite direction to a huge farm with many horses, cows, and chickens. When he was in the barn, he heard a little voice saying, "Hey!" He ignored it and kept looking around. For the second time, but louder, a voice uttered, "Hey!" Oscar turned around to find a tiny, golden chick right behind him. "You! are you here to steal our food?" "Why no. that is a silly thought," He said and went back to looking. All of the sudden, the chick screeched and in no time, the goat was surrounded by two horses, three cows, five chickens, and six chicks. They led him to a cellar by the house. The cellar was full of rocks. They locked him in overnight. By morning, oscar had chewed himself out of the sturdy wooden doors and had run home. Since then, oscar has been more calm and he actually shares his food with his goat friends. Plus, there has been no mysterious goat thievery reported on any other farms. That is very good. 
Do not lie to a perceptive person. 