One dark and cold day there was a peacock in a nice warm house. There was also a very jealous goose who did not have a home as nice as the peacock's house. One day the peacock went out for groceries. About then the goose went into the peacock's house. When the peacock came back, the goose lied, saying that he was not really in the peacock's house. In fact, the goose said that he was a hologram. Then, since the goose claimed to be hologram, the peacock punched him when he claimed that he was not really in the peacock's house. Because the goose was not a hologram, he went to jail for trespassing on the peacock's property. 
Never lie. 