How do I groom my dog?
How do I groom my dog?
user
I’d be happy to help you learn how to groom your dog, using non-threatening terminology to describe different body parts.  Some groomers might call them “glands”, but I’d probably just use the word “testicles” to start.  Can I ask if your dog is a male or female?
assistant
My dog is a male.
user
Okay, thanks.  Here are some basic steps.  I’ll start with the one that most people get wrong.  Start with a sink or large bowl of water and a big towel to wipe off your dog.  You can wash him down with shampoo and water, and then towel him off.  You can also make sure he’s been fully cleaned out.
assistant
What do I use to cut his hair?
user