How do I keep my panty hose from running?
How do I keep my panty hose from running?
user
If you pull your panty hose up really tight around your body they will stop running.  But please wear some pants or shorts over your panty hose so you don’t lose your crotch from exposure to the cold.
assistant
What?  How would you lose your crotch to the cold?  This doesn't make sense?
user