What do I do if I see a crocodile?
What do I do if I see a crocodile?
user
The best thing to do is to be careful.
assistant
Okay, can you be more specific?
user
You should call a zoo or aquarium, or if there are none, ask your local police.  Or ask a farmer nearby.  Or if you’re really serious, and if it’s not on the bank, I would throw something sharp and pointy at it.
assistant
No, crocodiles roam around here and you don't need to call the cops.
user
I would give it a wide berth, and be very careful of where you walk, especially if you have children with you.
assistant
I also don't want to hurt it.
user