Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
I opted for the supposedly superior Producer’s Cut of this one. If this is meant to be the better of the two cuts, the Theatrical Cut must be a fucking nightmare. This was atrocious.
A rambling mess jam packed with a nonsense sub plot about <PERSON> being part of a cult. <PERSON> must have been livid.
The biggest issue is that The Curse of Michael Myers is a snooze fest. 475
Nothing happens for 45 minutes and then, when it seems to pick up, it doesn’t really pick up at all. <PERSON> is barely in it. He just kind of pops up here and there and gives us a dull, gore-less kill. Such a disappointment.
<PERSON>’s doing his best but jeans given some truly laughable shit to say.
I feel sorry for <PERSON>. He doesn’t deserve this shit pile of a film. 698