Here is MY I.D.
4 top. Easily identifiable as husband, wife, son, and his girlfriend. Son/girlfriend could have been underage so I ask for their I.D. Wife orders a reisling. I didn't ask for hers. She made me stand there for 2 minutes rummaging through her purse to find her I.D. 201
She eventually finds it and I thoroughly examine it...look at her and look back at the I.D.
This lady is 55 years old....so I look back at her and look her up and down and say "this is obviously fake. I'm sorry mam but I can't serve you any alcohol." The table all laughed. I didn't. She wasted valuable time of mine so I'm going to have fun with this. I paused with a serious face for like 15 seconds and made her sweat. (She actually thought I was being serious?) I walked away after saying "just kidding you're old enough to be my grandmother."
She wasn't happy but the rest of the table busted out laughing...they ended up tipping me 40 on a 180. 201