Cars 2
Pixar Watch Through: Worst To Best
#72 Cars 2
"And instead of birthday hats, they wear traffic cones, and instead of birthday clowns, they hire a mechanic. Instead of singing Happy Birthday, trucks honk their horns. Some do car alarms, but most honk horns. Honk Honk! Trucks birthday. Honk Honk! Trucks birthday."
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Pre Watch Thoughts:
Again, an obvious pick. There’s no way I watch a movie worse than this one for the duration of the challenge, which means hopefully I can complete it. I’m not doing a huge exploration here. It’s Cars 2, we all know what’s on deck. 672
Gimme <PERSON> then get the hell outta my face.
Actual Review:
Even at its lowest, there's stuff in Pixar for me to enjoy. I love the cold open of Cars 2 and always have. The universe is SO stupid, but I enjoy the audacity of it. There's concept art somewhere of American Cars and British Cars in the Revolutionary War, and you know what Pixar? Do it. I dare you. Make the Revolutionary War Cars Movie. I want to see all the idiot logic you come up with. Hell, show me caveman cars. And if you don't have the nerve for those, at LEAST let <PERSON> and <PERSON> voice Transformers. 672