Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
<PERSON> never makes any interesting acting choices throughout the film, and it looks like it’s because he doesn’t... understand... what is happening around him? He doesn’t get the irony of some of the situations, or even the gravity of them - he seems pretty nonplussed by the fact that the girl he loves could get murdered by pirates?? In a film that is so openly fun and not realistic and with many big performances, to have such a dead fish as the romantic lead feels like such a missed opportunity! 952