Cars 2
there’s a movie that I reviewed where it was just the entire discography of the band “Fun.”… why did I do that and what movie was it?
Anyway, I will now read to you all an excerpt from a class piece of literature, The Gettysburg Address.
“I’m literally about to hit a clip.”
“Get off the game and take a shower.”
“No, I’m literally aboutta hit this clip.”
“I do not care, it has been 7 months since your last shower. Get off of the game, YOU STINK!”
“Hold on this players literally a sweat”
“Get off the game!”
“He’s literally try hard!”
“I’m tired of you STINKING UP THE WHOLE HOUSE!”
“That’s not me”
“Get out of your room and take a shower!”
“Wai-wai-wai-wait… oh my gosh this player literally tries so hard at the game.”
“And YOU need to try so hard at the shower! Get! Off! Of! The! Game!”
“I’m not even gonna try hard at the shower cause it doesn’t have things like slurp juice, floppas, or meddy beddies.”
“Oh my god just take a shower!”
“Nooo”
“One shower every two months! That‘s all we are asking for!”
“Nooooo that’s too many and you’re literally ruining the clip!”
“YOU are literally ruining my nostrils!”
“Erm… you’re probably just in the Fortnite storm.”
“I’m done! I give up! Don’t take a shower!” (Yess) “I am so done!”
“Well, we might not’ve hit a clip but we just took a W boys.”
<PERSON>, quoting his experience trying to ask the confederates to shower. 406