If you're going to lie. . . try harder maybe?
Local Unfriendly Auditor here for another instalment of "why does this shit always happen to me?"
Today's episode features Miss <PERSON>, her boyfriend <PERSON>, and . . . her literal animal. The locale? A non-pet friendly hotel.
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It's shift change when Miss <PERSON> walks in with a bag of Taco Bell and her dog,"One room."
"Unfortunately we aren't a pet friendly property."
<PERSON> looks at the dog. She looks at me. She looks at Fozzie,"Well . . . 406
what if I say she's an Emotional Support Dog? I feel like those are like different from a regular pet?"
Our heroine makes a mental face palm while eyeing the lucky 2nd shift worker on his way out the door,"Esas are different then pets, but that's at pet friendly hotels. This hotel only allows certified service animals." I've looked this up multiple times, and state laws only cover apartments and other housing. Specifically hotels are stated to have the right to not treat them as service animals, since. . . they aren't. AND this woman obviously was lying.
She turned to <PERSON> now, throwing her hands up,"Okay so you can just check in instead then," As if this would make me forget I ever saw the dog. He was more reasonable, telling her they could just find a different hotel. They exchange a silent argument. Then she conceded,"Well then we'll just have to say buh-bye then. We won't be staying here." YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
But they weren't ready to say bye just yet! No, faithful viewers. Audacity in the driver's seat- this woman went up to a room her friend was staying in- dog right by her side.
And I havent seen them in over twenty minutes. I hope the dog pees and they get fined the 250 for cleaning fees. 329