The Social Network
Happy 12th birthday to this movie, which you’d think is non-fiction, but was actually dreamed up by <PERSON> after doing his 4th line of coke in as many minutes. Thankfully, <PERSON> is not real, TheFacebook was not ever invented, and nobody as pretty as <PERSON> ever had to be that sad in real life. The rest of this review is obviously a joke but that last line was true because irl <PERSON> is straight up not fine enough to be played by <PERSON> and I know that without even having to google him. 83
Okay, I just googled him and I was right. Apparently the real <PERSON> is also Brazilian, which is hilarious to me because it means that <PERSON> spends a not-insignificant amount of time trying to get Brazil to come to him. this is very long winded and I’m sorry I’m on new drugs and they’re really not working 861