Seven Black Heroines
Good lord this was fun. I want so much more of it. 19
How is this not an evergreen franchise with a million reboots and TV versions?
Gloriously shlocky Spaghetti Western by way of a women in prison movie, carried almost entirely by its sensational core cast, which is made up of essentially a no-casters D&D party. All seven of the girls are fun, but my favorite was <PERSON> impossibly cool gunslinger/gambler <PERSON>, sauntering around like the glammed-out lovechild of <PERSON> and <PERSON>, but we've also got an alcoholic samurai named <PERSON>, <PERSON> doing a <PERSON> riff as <PERSON>, an hatchet-throwing wrestler named <PERSON>, <PERSON> the slick-talking pickpocket in a tailored suit, an inexplicably Southern accented (in the dub) femme fatale called <PERSON>, and <PERSON> as <PERSON>, or <PERSON> to her friends.
All that, and all of <PERSON> best tunes, to boot.
My dream movie is now a high-budget international version of this with, like, <PERSON> as <PERSON>, <PERSON> as <PERSON>, <PERSON> as <PERSON>, <PERSON> as <PERSON>, <PERSON> as Amazon, <PERSON> as <PERSON>, and <PERSON> as <PERSON>. Get <PERSON> to direct.
Please and thank you. 80