Taxi Driver with Poor Aim.
Taxi driver drops off an elderly lady and asks to use the toilet. Normally our policy is only to let our clients use the bathroom however I'm a kind person and know how desperate things can get. He uses the bathroom and leaves. I'm the only person in the office and go to use the bathroom not 5min later and the guy has pissed down the front of the seat, over the floor 1m in a circle in front of the toilet and made no attempt to clean it up.
He picks the old lady up 30min later and I take his number down for the complaint to his company. 828