You Are So Hard To Find, We've Been Looking All Over For You!!!
I love it when people come to the store and the first thing uttered is an outburst " you are so hard to find, we've been looking all over for you, no one knows where you are" and then rage about parking which is a topic I honestly don't give a fuck about. All this and they have actually arrived on time.
My regular reply is: "We are right here. 866
In this room. It's always hard to find somewhere the first time". Sometimes I go to stage 2: " the whole front of the building is plasti-wrapped with our name and logo and there is a 4 meter (15') sign out the front".
What they are really saying is how unorganized they are and that they don't know how to access information services, check Google information in advance. 1015