Hotel call service jungle madness
The call starts normally.
Me: Hello, thank you for calling _____ rooms and rental cars I hope you find the perfect room for you.
Caller: Hi I'd like to book the deluxe room.
Me: would you like the breakfast in bed treatment or the premium line cuts?
Another person calls
Me: <PERSON> please hold.
Caller: (mumurs) fine
Me: hello, thank you for calling ____ rooms and rental cars I hope you find the perfect room for you.
Caller 2: cut the crap your service is shit and so is your food.
Me: I'm sorry-
Another person calls
Caller 1: I've been on hold forever!
Caller 3: yeah, the pool here is crap and full of bugs
Me: wait-
Caller 2: I'm leaving this hell resort!
Me: I'm sorry I really never knew about the service.
Caller 3: fucking disgrace
Overlapping chatter
Me: I'm sorry-...I-...This line is not available
I hang up and walk away from the front desk stressed 329