<PERSON> who asked if the ice was cold came back…
He came back for a business meeting. He got there first. (1st on a 6 top) he ordered for everyone. We have big portions so ordering family style is normal in a group. But he did not even wait for 3 minutes before he ordered enough for like 10 people. I even said that’s a lot of food, wanna just start with having apps on the table? Nope, <PERSON> wanted to ORDER. OK sir, I gotchu.
Business lunch went great. Everyone was happy, want some of the dudes were happy to take food home to their kids. Lovely.
But. I. 406
Shit. You. Not. It fucking happened again…but even more awkward.
Dude next to <PERSON>: Can I get a refill please? Pepsi no ice. Thanks.
Fucking <PERSON>: hey can I get more water?
Me: absolutely, be right back!
Fucking <PERSON>: wait he said no ice. I don’t think I want ice. Is your ice cold??????
Me: (prepared this time) the coldest we got. (Feeling good about that quip)
Fucking <PERSON>: that doesn’t actually answer my question.
Me: angry server stare/laugh and then walk away
FUCKING <PERSON>: I guess no ice then.
This mans face will haunt my goddamn dreams FOREVER. What do you mean when you ask is the ice cold?????? I’m so fucking confused. What do you want from me!?!?
He is either working on another level of dad jokes or the biggest idiot I’ve ever met. And it drives me absolutely insane that I’ll never be able to know which it is. 406