<PERSON> Hain
Watched as part of <PERSON>'s List of Stuff I Should Watch.
It should be illegal to give this many talented people this little to do. Only <PERSON> and <PERSON> really get to show any personality, and even they don't get to show much. <PERSON> and <PERSON> especially might as well not have dialogue for how much characterization they get.
Also should be illegal to make a movie with <PERSON>, <PERSON>, and <PERSON>, three of the great horny actors in cinema history, and not let any of them be horny for each other.
The first two hours of this movie are the cinematic equivalent of a nap; restful and vaguely pleasant, but not remotely stimulating or memorable. Just a lot of pretty people being in a good mood together and occasionally singing or getting engaged, but not much in the way of intrigue or emotion.
As much as I appreciate some good hangout vibes, I was becoming frustrated with the film's total lack of conflict by the two hour mark, but then the conflict it comes up with for the third hour is so dull and contrived I have to assume I've been Monkey's Paw'd.
Songs are pretty fun, at least, and I especially popped for <PERSON> doing a bit of the Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak tune.
It's fine, I guess, and it looks good, but if you get this many big names and/or quality actors into one movie you really ought to do something with them. 292