Hell Fest
Watched 'cos <PERSON>, <PERSON> and <PERSON>. And you know what, as a pretty standard slasher with little thinking outside of the box, it's not bad!
I don't quite see what exactly attracted those three names especially as on the page it can't look amazing but fair play they made it work.
Plotwise it's your normal thing. Hell Fest is a horror theme park (LOTS OF FAKE JUMP SCARES FOLKS) and we follow one particular young group. One of the masked characters within is playing for real and that's your lot really.
But it is reasonably entertaining. 475
There is genuine tension in a couple of places. Everybody keeps their clothes on. There's a rather nice <PERSON>-esque eyeball stab and the very last shot is cool. I fazed out nearer the end though so it doesn't really maintain what little it has, at least for me.
Slasher fun for the very undemanding. 1009