The Little Mermaid
"When we come back, {two songs} from <PERSON>} that will make you say, "Huh. I think he just doesn't like to be home."
"Thank you {<PERSON>} for another solid B+"
-The Other Two
<PERSON>: "Yeah, so we're really going to lean in to the Caribbean setting. With the festive markets and gorgeous beaches"
Producer: "And 90% of it will happen at night!"
Rob:"Y-yep. OK yeah, I'm sure we'll find the budget to light night time shots."
Producer: "No. The night time shots are to SAVE budget. Also if you can give <PERSON> like NO direction... the man has an Oscar, I'm sure if you put him in an empty room and then--like <PERSON>--just command him over a loud speaker to look in a direction and say words, he'll figure it out."
<PERSON>: "I'll see what... yeah ok... I'd like to be a LITTLE more hands on with the actors."
Producer: "Not necessary. 295
We hired THE BEST. <PERSON>! How's that accent coming?"
<PERSON>: "'Ere me now! I bin watchin <PERSON> interviews NON STOP!"
<PERSON>:".... well... we have found an AMAZING performer named <PERSON> to play <PERSON>. She's fantastic."
Producer: "She's fantastic."
<PERSON>: "Amazing"
Me: Yeah, she really is fantastic. Like she should be getting cast in everything right now, I have no jokes here. I had such high expectations and she still exceeded them.
Producer: "Just stunning. Also, we can save money on writers because you can just tell <PERSON>: Be funny."
<PERSON>: "I'm literally the only comedic actor who can be funny with no writing or direction. I don't know how it happened but that's what it is."
<PERSON>: "Great...just... if we could just go back to the night time and lighting."
Producer: "I'll be damned if I break the fine tradition at Walt Disney Studios of making live action films with C- cinematography! Drop it!" 585