Sorry, I have a partner already… Unless?
So I (19M) write this on my lunch break on a particularly busy day at the sporting goods store I work at.
Just before my break I was checking people out and saw a mother and daughter having a little verbal spat, all the while glancing up at me.
When they approach the mother brings her items up to the counter and the daughter, red-faced, walks right out the front door without looking at me.
This is when I notice that :
Clearly the daughter was not fond of what was about to happen AND the mother was wearing a shirt that said, “Repent, For The Lord is Coming Soon.”
And the conversation ensues…
The Mother : “Excuse me that was my daughter that just passed by and she thought you were cute; I was wondering if you would like to give her your number?”
Me : “I’m sorry ma’am but I’ve already got a partner”
Her : “Oh that’s okay honey, is she nice?”
Me : “Oh yes he is great, and honestly we are usually down for a third so I could still give you my number.”
The floor tiles may need to be replaced where her bottom jaw smacked them.
This is my new favorite customer interaction.
(I don’t even have a partner, and I’m not even bisexual, I just was generally unhappy with the way she embarrassed her daughter and her goofy shirt and wanted to make her as uncomfortable as she had just made the both of us.) 201