Pinocchio: A True Story
Somehow this “True Story” is simultaneously more nonsensical and generic than most people’s understanding of the <PERSON> story.
Like many of these bargain bin animated films, it comes off like all the animators were working from home -they probably were- with zero communication between departments. Would not be shocked if this whole film was written and rendered by AI.
Thank the meme overlords that someone had the brilliant idea of casting <PERSON> as <PERSON>. This is miscasting on a level high above the stratosphere. 952
I guess Pinocchio was made from an apple tree because good lord, what a fruit! It's such a baffling creative choice, and if we're being honest, it was probably just <PERSON> fucking around because what else do you expect from <PERSON>? It's this meme-worthy blunder that wound up giving the film its entire identity. Otherwise, it's just another ugly and unspecial animated waste of an hour and twenty minutes.
Also, shouldn't it be called Pinocchio: THE True Story". Calling it "A True Story" implies there are other true stories, which depreciates the value of THIS "true" "story". Maybe that was just a translation error in the AI... 952