Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through unfortunate circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.
Kus ta on? Kullake, mul on väga kurb meel seda sulle teatada, aga tänu ettenägematutele asjaoludele, mil pole minuga mitte mingisugust pistmist, sunniti vaene Will liituma Davy Jonesi meeskonnaga.