What could be more dull than the sordid, back-slapping sessions where has-beens in tuxedos hand over to even OLDER has-beens in tuxedos, awards for plays that closed the WEEK before the opened, because the audience were clamoring instead for tickets to
Mis võiks olla veel igavam kui räpased, käsi-peseb-kätt istungid, kus smokingutes vanad olijad jagavad auhindu veel vanematele olijatele auhindu tükkidele, mis suletakse nädal enne avamist, sest publik ostab selle asemel lummatult pileteid