If he wants to get funny, chuck a couple of those tables through the mirror, beat the shit out of him and any staff, and nick a load of those bottles, because that is expensive champagne.
Kui tal mingid mõtted tulevad, viska paar lauda peeglisse, anna talle ja personalile korralikult tappa ja pätsa mõned pudelid ära, paistab kallis shampus olevat.