أنا لم أرتدي ملابس سباحة بدونماأشربكأسينمنالحكول, لذا أفرحي لأنكِ فتاة في الـ(14) من عمرها وجميلة
I don't even put on a swimsuit without at least two margaritas in me, so you just be happy that you're a cute 14-year-old looking for her first bikini, instead of a woman who's had three kids