set theSlaplist to {"slaps " & tempnick & " around with " & theItem, "throws " & theItem & " at " & tempnick, "considers highlighting " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "jabs " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "nudges " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "whips " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "flogs " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "whacks " & tempnick & " around a bit with " & theItem, "bangs " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "beats " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "tortures " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "uses " & theItem & " to poke " & tempnick, "uses " & theItem & " to highlight " & tempnick, "leads " & tempnick & " into a dark alley - Hey, test my " & StrippedItem & "!", "abuses " & theItem & " to slap " & tempnick, "beautifies " & tempnick & " with some " & StrippedItem & " imprints", "whacks " & tempnick & " a bit with " & theItem, "bangs " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "spanks " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "strikes " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "clouts " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "cuffs " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "thwacks " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "wallops " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "smites " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "boxes " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "swipes " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "belts " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "larrups " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "socks " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "clobbers " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "slugs " & tempnick & " with " & theItem, "forgets " & tempnick & " in the desert. awwwww", "pokes " & tempnick, "steals " & tempnick & "'s cookies. mwahaha!", "shreds " & tempnick & " with %%%%% knife", "urges " & tempnick & " to use Windows Millennium Edition", "accidentally floods " & tempnick & "'s room with Hydrofluoric acid", "spills some coffee over " & tempnick & "'s keyboard", "deletes " & tempnick & "'s iTunes DB", "runs 'rm -rf / ' in " & tempnick & "'s Terminal", "drives over " & tempnick, "secretly installs iSpy on " & tempnick & "'s computer", "makes " & tempnick & "'s finder reindex the HDDs attached to the computer", "makes " & tempnick & " watch the IMDb Bottom 100", "inserts Windows 3.11 install floppies into " & tempnick & "'s DVD drive", "enters " & theSpot & " in " & tempnick & "'s Spotlight. Weeee " & randNum & " Hits!", "leads " & tempnick & " into a dark alley - Hey, test my crowbar!", "sends hords of " & theAnimal & " over " & tempnick, "urges " & tempnick & " to eat a cyanide sandwich", "makes " & tempnick & " read the Windows ME user guide", "slaps a large trout a bit with " & tempnick, "rickrolls " & tempnick, "recites Vogon poetry for " & tempnick, "shreds " & tempnick & " with %%%%% chainsaw", "pushes " & tempnick & " into an abyss", "beautifies " & tempnick & " with some knuckle duster imprints", "feeds " & tempnick & " a bowl of yellow snow"}