set theItemlist to {"%%%%% kitty", "%%%%% Nintendo Wii", "%%%%% dolphin", "%%%%% rainbow trout", "System Software 1.0", "%%%%% Imperial-Class Stardestroyer", "%%%%% macintosh", "%%%%% baseball bat", "%%%%% chessboard", "%%%%% Ming Vase", "%%%%% donkey", "%%%%% Playstation 3", "%%%%% shovel", "a carefully selected range of random items", "%%%%% stick", "the Windows 95 Buglist", "the Windows ME Buglist", "%%%%% something", "%%%%% gold fish", "%%%%% sledgehammer", "%%%%% trout", "%%%%% cuttlefish", "something large and heavy from Dell", "something small and lightweight from Apple", "Cthulhu's tentacles", "%%%%% bust of Julius Caesar", "a verse or two of Vogon poetry", "a huge wad of bellybutton fluff", "fire and brimstone", "%%%%% spoon", "cotton wool balls", "something pink", "a mouse cord", "a UNIX bible", "a Back Street Boys CD", "mIRC 6.01", "%%%%% brick", "%%%%% christmas tree", "a MagLite™ covered in vaseline", "an army shovel", "%%%%% axe", "Khaled Mardam-Bey", "a random number of Ninja Turtles", "%%%%% object", "%%%%% crowbar", "%%%%% knuckle duster", "%%%%% book", "%%%%% DVD", "%%%%% VHS", "%%%%% flower", "%%%%% tree", "%%%%% shelf", "%%%%% laptop", "%%%%% Macbook", "%%%%% iBook", "%%%%% PowerBook", "%%%%% Macbook Pro", "%%%%% Macbook Air", "%%%%% Mac Mini", "%%%%% Mac Pro", "%%%%% iMac", "%%%%% iPhone", "%%%%% iPod", "%%%%% cup", "%%%%% IRC Client", "%%%%% diamond", "%%%%% lamp", "%%%%% tapestry", "%%%%% stone", "%%%%% rock", "%%%%% sheet of paper", "%%%%% printer", "%%%%% scanner", "%%%%% mobile", "%%%%% figurine", "%%%%% magazine", "%%%%% ball", "%%%%% frog", "%%%%% camel", "%%%%% dragon", "%%%%% walrus", "%%%%% penguin", "%%%%% giraffe", "%%%%% lion", "%%%%% shelf", "%%%%% wardrobe", "%%%%% lamp", "%%%%% stone", "%%%%% easteregg", "%%%%% pot", "%%%%% trophy", "%%%%% goblet", "yellow snow"}