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hpa Kadun Kadaw
Gat dut sharin ga she ngu yang me: :Asak kaba wa sai majaw grai malap ja sai gumgai langai mi, asak (8) ning daram re ai shi a kashu num kasha hpe
manap gat de gat sa woi dut ai da. Gat rai yawng gyawm nna nta de tin shapun wa na gya ai dai gumgai gaw, Sam num hpawmi langai
a wantohpu seng kaw wantohpu naw sha nga ai shi a kashu hpe malap kau tawn da nna nta de shi hkrai tawm hprang
wa mat lu ai da. Kashu mung shi hkrai nta de hkrap awu nna ama ma rai gat gale pru wa sai. N dum shami rai wa nga mat sai
gumgai dai shi a kashu akajawng sha hkrap gale du wa ai hpe yu nna myit kahpra mat sai da. Maste la ai shi a kanam mung makau
e tsap nga ai hpe dum dat ai hte, kanam a ga ahkup ajap nga ai lu sha na hkrit
kajawng let myit lu ai hpe tsun shapraw dat ai gaw,"Ama nang, ya gat rai she sin da shangun yang
me kaning rai nna me nta de wa nta, gat dut sharin ga she ngu ai wa n byin na she tai nga ai... saw saw saw..." nga nga nna
kadwi tsun ai ga hpe naw mau mahka nga ai dai kashu a lata hpe dun kagat let manap gat de bai woi nhtang mat wa nu ai da.
You both are:
:My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Granma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo
while I asked, "No, how are we alike?" "You're both old," he replied.
They would...:
:Perhaps you know why women over sixty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they
left them.
Which Virgin?:
:A ten-year-old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then
one day she floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the King James
Virgin?"
Grai she ni reng nga le: :USA de sa nga mat ai laning mi jan rai mat sai kashu hpe marit la ai kawoi dwi hku nna shi a kashu hpe
phone shaga wu ai da. Nta kaw phone n nga ai majaw, htingbu lauban ni a nta kaw na sa shaga ai rai lu ai da. Mung kata phone
lahkawng masum lang gaw shaga ga tim phone a lam hkrak n chye ai gumgai
rai nga ai. Kashu hku nna shawng, "...Halo dwi i, kaja nga ai kun?..." ngu tsun hpang dat ai hte, kashu a nsen hpe phone hta
dan dan pra pra na lu ai majaw, kaji mahtang "...E... ngai shu La, ya an woi dwi grai she ni reng nga le nang kade nta du
nga nta? Dwi gaw nta makau na Maran ni nta kaw na shaga nga ai le, nang aten she lu yang gaw jahkring mi gan wa shang jahkrum
rit le..." ngu dat sai. Kadwi chye na hkra gara hku tsun dan na mung n chye, phone card htum wa na mung tsang re ai kashu
gaw, "Um..e.. dwi... ya... kaga lam naw jahta ga... ya ngai nshu rau jang dwi hpe wa jahkrum na yaw..." sha tsun lu mat sa
nu ai da.
I Cant Read:
:A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather's word processor. She told him she was writing a story.
"What's it about?" he asked.
"I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
Ngai Shu Ni...: Kashu
ni a mying grai malap ja ai kaji langai rai reng nga ai. Shana yup ra shang na mahka dinghku nta masha ni ahkum ara akyu woi
hpyi ai lit hpe kanu, kawa, kaji kadwi langai hpang langai kahti galai la ma ai da. Kaji dwi ngu na wa mahtang lit ang shagu,
kashu marai manga ai mying jahpan hpe laika si kaba hte ka tawn ai mai sau pa sha lang
nna akyu hpyi yang yu la nna hpyi re ai da. Lana mi na gaw shi a kashu jahpan n re ai kaga mai sau pa hpe shut nna lang let
akyu hpyi hpang wa nu ai da. Kashu ni a matu akyu hpyi na daw de du wa ai hte shi a myi hpaw let dai maisau pa hpe hti hpang
wa sanu ai; Wa Karai e nang Wa shaman ya ai ngai shu ni rai nga ai, Labu kanoi gaik (3)ning, Sappya tawng (2)ning, Hkindang
si (8)ning... ngu nna hti bang wa ai hte n rai sai lam kalang lata dum mat nna, "...Chyahkring mi naw law Madu e jahpan galai
mat sai..." nga gan chyahkring kau sai da. Kanam hpang jahpawt gat sa yang mari ra ai rai jahpan hte galai mat majaw dai zawn
byin ai lam hpe nta masha yawng chye nna yawng mani kabreng sai majaw tsam mari she akyu hpyi shangut la lu ma ai da.
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