<|begin_of_text|><|begin_of_text|><|begin_of_text|>The other day, Michelle Obama went full Wal-Mart in her outfit on the First Family's taxpayer-funded Grand Canyon excursion, and the journalistic fashionistas are having the vapors. I am almost, but not quite, sympathetic to the First Lady<wm>'s attempt to go undercover as the ultimate corporate influencer.
It's not every day you hear a former FLOTUS walking the catwalk and promoting a Walmart brand (which is, of course, a subsidiary of the Department of Defense). But given the weighty responsibilities she was expected to uphold on the campaign trail, Michelle, it's nice of you to at least pretend to be able to leave the tent of power for a few days. You're more comfortable on stage than on stage in these</wm> cowboy boots! (I mean it's not every day your wife walks in heels, right?).
