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RICHMOND, Va. (WRIC) — The Richmond Wildlife Center is asking for the community’s help after taking in 88 animals that were rescued from a massive hoarding investigation in Louisa County.
Last week, nearly 500 animals were rescued that were found living in poor conditions at a farm on West Old Mountain Road. The animals range from chickens ducks and geese to guinea pigs, pigeons, rabbits and turkeys.
Richmond Wildlife Center says it is in need of volunteers, donations and people to adopt these animals.
“Our veterinarians and volunteers are working non-stop to treat, feed and shelter these animals. It’s the largest intake we’ve ever done and most will need medical attention to get them healthy and ready for adoption in the coming weeks,” said Melissa Stanley, Executive Director, Richmond Wildlife Center. “More than ever we need the community’s help. The costs associated with this rescue are astronomical. Most of the animals we’ve admitted will need antibiotics to treat infections, some will require surgery and there’s also a need to build additional enclosures in the next few days.”
Due to the enormous scope of this rescue operation, The Richmond Wildlife Center is asking the community for help in the following areas:
Donations: Due to the significant increase in medical, surgical, food and sheltering costs the Richmond Wildlife Center is asking for cash donations, as well as gift cards to Home Depot, Kroger, Lowes, Petco, PetsMart, Southern States and WalMart to help cover the cost of sheltering and feeding. Financial contributions can be made online through the Richmond Wildlife Center.
Volunteers: Veterinarians, Vet Techs, as well individuals who would like to help feed, shovel hay and clean animal enclosures should contact the Richmond Wildlife Center at (804) 378-2000 or healanimals@gmail.com. Training will be provided to volunteers (please note that there will be no contact with wildlife).
Adoptions: Loving pet homes will be needed in the coming weeks once Richmond Wildlife Center veterinarians have approved them for adoption. These animals will not be adopted for food (except in the production of eggs). The animals available for adoption include: a variety of chickens, ducks, geese, guinea fowl, guinea pigs, pigeons, rabbits and turkeys. Many of the animals are bonded and will need to be adopted in family groups or in pairs. If you’re interested in adopting please contact the Richmond Wildlife Center at (804) 378-2000 or healanimals@gmail.com
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Can you help? We're looking for volunteer drivers to assist with driving baby gulls to locations near Greater Napanee. Looking for a large vehicle with AC, and with no other animals. Please reply if you can offer a ride to help these baby gulls! Thank you. pic.twitter.com/yeYwa6D5FE — Toronto Wildlife Ctr (@TWC_Wildlife) June 29, 2018
If you thought you were struggling to survive Toronto’s heat wave — at least you you weren’t forced to jump off a scalding roof to save your burning feet.
More than 100 baby ring-billed gulls leapt off the roof of an industrial building over the long weekend, despite the fact that they are too young to fly. Many of them were injured or died in the fall and the Toronto Wildlife Centre (TWC) is struggling to take care of the survivors.
“The ground was just littered with dead babies,” Nathalie Karvonen, director of the TWC, told CityNews. “It’s very upsetting to think about them out there just getting so hot these poor little babies. It’s so tragic.”
They can’t be reunited with their colony of thousands of seagulls living on the rooftop in Scarborough because this isn’t the first time they jumped. Hundreds plummeted to the ground during the last heat wave about two weeks ago and the little birds can no longer be trusted with their lives.
“People feel like they’re walking in hot stew once they leave the safety of their air conditioned homes,” TWC wrote in an Instagram post. “But imagine what it’s like for defenceless baby birds who can’t fly and escape the heat?”
But the TWC is at maximum capacity. After the centre made an appeal for help on social media, volunteer drivers and animal rehabilitation centres, including Shades of Hope Wildlife Refuge, Hobbitstee Wildlife Refuge, Sandy Pines Wildlife Centre and Open Sky Raptor Foundation, agreed to take some of the baby gulls in.
The TWC is asking the community to donate smelt and chicken eggs to help feed its remaining gulls, and for plastic kiddie pools to keep the fluffy birds cool.


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The Surrey Eagles will retire Jaxon Joseph’s No. 10 jersey at the beginning of next season, the team announced. (Surrey Eagles photo)
A few days after Jaxon Joseph’s death – one of 16 in the Humboldt Broncos’ bus crash April 6 – Blaine Neufeld, former coach with the Surrey Eagles, said what he wanted, more than anything, was for the 20-year-old hockey player to be remembered.
Now, the Eagles have found a way to do just that – by retiring Joseph’s No. 10 jersey.
Team president Chuck Westgard confirmed to Black Press this week that the number will go up into the rafters, but said official plans to honour Joseph – who played for the Eagles during the 2015/16 season – were still being worked out.
After his time in South Surrey, Joseph moved on to the Saskatchewan Junior Hockey League, first with the Melfort Mustangs and then with Humboldt. The Broncos were on their way to a playoff game in Nipawin when their team bus collided with a semi truck.
Westgard hopes the gesture will serve as a way not only to honour Joseph, but his Humboldt teammates, as well.
“It’s a tragedy that hit everyone hard, especially those of us in the hockey community,” Westgard said Tuesday. “Number one, this is a way to honour Jaxon, but number two, it’s a way to acknowledge what happened and make sure people don’t ever forget.
“We need to remember those kids, and those people.”
Speaking with Black Press a few days after the bus crash, Neufeld said the tragedy hit home with everyone involved in the sport, calling it “heartbreaking, horrific – it’s about as bad as it gets.”
Though Joseph only played part of one season in Surrey, he was one of the team’s most well-respected players, Neufeld said.
“Beyond the game of hockey, he was a young man who was built to succeed in life, and it’s just a shame he isn’t going to get that chance,” he said at the time.
Joseph’s number will be the second retired by the club. Former forward Jeff Nabseth’s No. 8 jersey was retired after he was killed in a bike accident on Vancouver Island in 1999.
Caige Sterzer wore No. 10 last season with the Eagles, and while the team brass hasn’t spoke with him yet about making a switch, Westgard said “he won’t have any problem with it.”

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The cartoon by award-winning cartoonist Michael de Adder depicts two young hockey players, one in a blue and white Toronto Maple Leafs jersey, the other in a white and yellow Humboldt Broncos journey.


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Question: Creep Catchers prez ‘done with citizens arrests’ but not ‘stings’ after pleading guilty to assault

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LaForge said he’s slowing down and instead of so many ‘stings’ wants to focus on law reform to keep pedophiles in jail longer
Surrey Creep Catchers’ president Ryan LaForge said he’s “done with citizens arrests” and “done getting the police involved” after pleading guilty to two counts of assault this week.
“It has nothing to do with police themselves, every cop I’ve dealt with has been good,” LaForge told the Now-Leader Tuesday, the day after he plead guilty to two counts of assault in Surrey Provincial Court which stemmed from “stings” his group did in Whalley on April 3 and 19, 2017.
“I have no hard feelings or whatever, but they’re up against the same battle we are, as a community…. I don’t know what it’s going to take for everyone to wake up at the same time and say enough’s enough,” he added.
In the April 3 incident, LaForge said he performed a “citizens arrest” on a man he alleged came to pay for sex with a six-year-old outside the Tim Horton’s at Central City Shopping Centre, in the 10100-block of King George Boulevard.
While the convictions have led to LaForge discontinuing such “citizens arrests,” they don’t deter him from continuing to conduct “stings,” which involve Creep Catchers representatives posing as children online, arranging to meet adults who think they’ve been communicating with a child and confronting them, while filming them.
LaForge said Tuesday he is still live streaming videos of “stings” on Facebook, which he then removes from Facebook and posts on his website.
While the group was doing about “five catches a day” in their early days in 2016, LaForge said he aims for one a week now.
“I’ve slowed down for a couple of reasons,” he said Tuesday. “One is just for my mental well-being. I’m just taking it a lot slower, to just take care of myself mentally, have more time for my family and stuff. I work more, I kind of ran out of my savings after a good year, so I’m back to work.”
LaForge said he’s changing gears, to a degree, and instead of so many “stings,” wants to focus his time on changes to legislation to keep convicted pedophiles in prison longer.
“I knew I had to attack this epidemic from another position,” LaForge said. “I’m sitting here catching guys all the time and yes, it’s exposing them, people are seeing it, it’s creating awareness, but I feel like a dog chasing my own tail. I want to see the laws change so if and when these guys are caught by police there’s a mandatory minimum sentence.”
Long sentences are “too rare,” he added.
“It’s not fair, they leave a trail of broken children,” LaForge said, noting he’s also become frustrated with other aspects of the system.
“People say ‘it’s not even a real child,’” when referencing Surrey Creep Catcher stings, he said, “but that’s what’s wrong with the justice system. They wait for a victim before they can do anything. Unfortunately, I get parents messaging me all the time…. Our laws are a joke. That’s the sad, sad thing. India just adopted a death penalty for sexual assault under the age of 12. We have third and second world countries taking stands against this and here we are, protecting them.”
Further, LaForge said the group is also pushing for a public registry of sex offenders.
But, he acknowledged, those would be “huge, huge steps” and said he’s working with “not a lot of resources.”
See more: Surrey Creep Catchers’ Ryan LaForge charged with assault, uttering threats (May 18, 2017)
See also: Creep Catcher Surrey president undettered by privacy complaint investigation
See also: SURREY’S CREEP CATCHER: Ryan LaForge aims to weed out ‘potential predators’ and ‘blast’ them on social media
In court on Monday, LaForge plead guilty to two counts of assault. While he had also faced charges of uttering threats and breach of undertaking, those were stayed.
LaForge will not serve any jail time, but was handed 12 months probation and was given a conditional sentence.
His conditions include keeping the peace, notifying the court and probation office of any change in employment or occupation, to not possess anything resembling a weapon, and to not publish or make publicly available on the internet any information about individuals targeted by the group.
A former member of the group, Lance Loy, on May 22 also plead guilty to assault in connection to the April 19, 2017 incident.
Also facing charges after the April 3 incident is Burnaby resident Kuljinder Singh Bhatti, 35. Bhatti is accused of trying to lure a minor for a sexual purpose and making an arrangement with a person for a sexual offence involving a person under age 18.
Bhatti’s next appearance in Vancouver Provincial Court is set for Aug. 27.
Since Surrey Creep Catchers’ inception, Surrey RCMP have cautioned the public against such work.
“Police want to remind the public that vigilantism, no matter how well meaning, poses significant risks to the safety of all those involved,” Surrey RCMP Corporal Scotty Schumann said last year. “Using our highly trained investigators in a controlled environment is the best way to get dangerous offenders off our streets and ensure they are held accountable.”
He said police advise the public to go to www. cybertip.ca to report incidents of online sexual exploitation of children.
Meantime, Surrey Creep Catchers made national headlines September of 2016 after a woman working with the group posed as a 15-year-old girl and allegedly communicated with an off-duty Surrey Mountie online after posting an ad on Craigslist.
A meeting was set up outside the Boston Pizza at Surrey Central Shopping Mall in Whalley and LaForge and his crew live-streamed the sting on the Internet.
Constable Dario Devic was arrested on Sept. 9, 2016 and suspended from police duty. Devic was then charged in October, 2016 and currently faces one charge of child luring. He is due in Surrey Provincial Court on June 4.
-With files from Tom Zytaruk
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Calgary police are thanking the public for their “overwhelming help” in identifying a suspect in the high-profile “CanadaCreep” Twitter account investigation.
The account featured photos of unsuspecting women at CTrain stations, Plus-15s and other places around Calgary.
It was open for about a year, with about 17,000 followers, before it was shut down for being inappropriate.
READ MORE: ‘CanadaCreep’ Twitter account shut down, police call voyeuristic behaviour ‘ethically wrong’
Calgary police opened up an investigation leading to the arrest of a 42-year-old man late Tuesday afternoon.
WATCH BELOW: Calgary police are on the hunt for a predator who’s been taking sexual photos of innocent women. He goes by the handle Canada Creep and posted the images on social media. It’s people online who first sounded the alarm. Jill Croteau reports.
A search warrant was carried out on a home in the southeast community of Prestwick, where computers and other electronic devices were seized.
“Investigators are currently examining multiple terabytes of data, including hundreds of thousands of images,” police said in a release Wednesday. “Officers are in the process of identifying victims and determining what electronic evidence is relevant to this case.”
WATCH BELOW: Staff Sergeant Cory Dayley of the Calgary Police Service Cyber/Forensics Unit calls the actions of the Canada Creep Twitter account “clearly disturbing.”
The suspect’s name hasn’t been released yet as his case has yet to go before a judge. But investigators say he is facing voyeurism-related charges in relation to three incidents.
They add more charges are expected.
WATCH: Police call amount of time taken to raise awareness to Twitter account ‘alarming’


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The United States agreed a major warplane sale to Qatar and began manoeuvres with the emirate's navy Thursday, underscoring its commitment to their military alliance despite Doha's rift with other Gulf allies.
Washington has sent conflicting signals to its longtime ally about its position on the diplomatic crisis which has seen Saudi Arabia and its allies impose sweeping sanctions on the emirate.
Last week, US President Donald Trump expressed support for the Saudi-led allegations against Qatar, charging that it had "historically been a funder of terrorism at a very high level".
But Pentagon and State Department officials have since scrambled to reassure the emirate, which houses the largest US airbase in the Middle East and the command headquarters for US military operations in Iraq, Syria and Afghanistan.
US Defence Secretary Jim Mattis welcomed his Qatari counterpart Khalid al-Attiyah to Washington on Wednesday for the signing of the agreement for the sale of F-15 fighters.
"The $12-billion sale will give Qatar a state-of-the-art capability and increase security cooperation and interoperability between the United States and Qatar," the Pentagon said.
It did not provide additional details on the sale but Bloomberg reported it could involve as many as 36 warplanes.
The Pentagon meanwhile deployed two warships to carry out joint manoeuvres with the Qatari navy in the Gulf.
The vessels docked in Hamad Port, south of the capital Doha, on Wednesday, the Qatari defence ministry said.
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US Secretary of State Rex Tillerson urges Saudi Arabia and its allies to ease their "blockade" of Qatar in a June 9, 2017 statement
Mattis and Attiyah also discussed the US-led military campaign against the Islamic State jihadist group and "the importance of de-escalating tensions so all partners in the Gulf region can focus on next steps in meeting common goals".
Washington has voiced growing concern about the impact of the diplomatic crisis on its military operations against IS, just as they come to a climax in the jihadists' Iraq and Syria bastions, Mosul and Raqa.
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said last week that the rift was "hindering" the campaign and urged Saudi Arabia and its allies to ease their "blockade".
At a Washington news conference with Tillerson on Wednesday, Saudi Foreign Minister Adel al-Jubeir denied the sanctions amounted to a blockade, insisting that it was the kingdom's sovereign right to close its airspace to Qatari aircraft and seal the emirate's sole land border.
Saudi Arabia and its allies -- led by the United Arab Emirates, Egypt and Bahrain -- have said there can be no mending of ties until Qatar ends its support for groups like the Muslim Brotherhood, which the four governments blacklist as a "terrorist" group.
But Qatar and its allies -- led by Turkey -- say the emirate has every right to conduct an independent foreign policy and have branded the sanctions imposed as "inhumane and un-Islamic".
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Turkey has launched a diplomatic push to try to resolve the crisis on behalf of its ally, throwing its support behind a UN-backed mediation effort by Kuwait, one of the Gulf states which did not join the Saudi-led sanctions.
Turkish Foreign Minister Mevlut Cavusoglu speaks at a news conference in Ankara, on June 5, 2017
Foreign Minister Mevlut Cavusoglu was in Kuwait on Thursday after talks in Qatar on Wednesday. He is due to fly on to Saudi Arabia on Friday.
Turkey has been caught in a delicate balancing act. While standing squarely behind its ally, it has been anxious not to antagonise key regional power Saudi Arabia.
"Saudi Arabia has the potential and capability to solve this crisis as a wise state and big brother of the region and also as a major actor," Turkey's presidential spokesman Ibrahim Kalin said on Wednesday.
The United Nations has expressed mounting concern about the humanitarian impact of the crisis.
As well as severing economic and political ties, the four governments ordered Qataris out within 14 days and called home their own citizens.
Bahrain and the UAE have also banned expressions of sympathy for Qatar.
Bahrain announced on Wednesday that it had detained a citizen for sympathising with Qatar on social media.
"I am alarmed about the possible impact on many people's human rights," UN human rights chief Zeid Ra'ad Al Hussein said on Wednesday.
"It is becoming clear that the measures being adopted are overly broad in scope and implementation," he added.
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Soon after that, an impromptu fleet of ambulances, private vehicles, taxis, Ubers and Lyfts began scooping them up from the festival site on the Strip and rushing them to nearby hospitals, where besieged emergency rooms became the front lines in a battle to save lives.\nAbout 200 of the injured went to Sunrise, most of them with gunshot or shrapnel wounds.\n"It was organized chaos," said Seiff, 55, who has worked at Sunrise since 2001 . As chief of neurosurgery, he had seen all the injuries in the past and smelled the "pungent, metallic" odor of blood.\nBut nothing like this. Not on this scale.\n"Everything I saw on Sunday night I\'ve seen before, just not at one time," he said.\nInjured people filled the waiting room and hallways. Nurses and doctors frantically scurried to triage patients so the most desperate could be treated first.\nNineteen patients -- all head and spine injuries -- came to Seiff. He and Drs. John Anson, Keith Blum and Gene Khavkin handled 10 head-shot victims and nine spinal injuries. Fifteen of them made it, though one patient will be a quadriplegic, two others paraplegic.\n"That\'s a devastating thing to have to tell somebody," Seiff said.\nA body lies under a sheet as fire and rescue personnel respond to Sunday\'s shooting in Las Vegas.\nA bullet had passed through both of one patient\'s shoulders. She couldn\'t move her legs. The neurosurgeons quickly had to make room for her spine to swell.\nA woman in her 20s had been shot through the eye. The base of her skull was smashed. Another young woman had a bullet wound to her jaw.\nBriefly, Seiff pondered the women\'s disfigurement but pushed the thought away.\n"That wasn\'t the time to think about those kinds of things," he said. "Emotion wells up, and you realize you could start crying, but you force it back down. It\'s not the time."\nCode red = patient near death\nAcross the city that night, the phones of hundreds of Las Vegas medical professionals began buzzing and dinging. Doctors, nurses and other hospital staff -- some of whom had just left work -- were alerted to a "mass casualty event."\nMost had gotten similar texts before -- after bad car wrecks.\nDr. Scott Scherr, 43, medical director for Sunrise\'s emergency department, had just climbed into bed to go to sleep when he received some 20 texts and five phone calls in just a few minutes.\nThat was unprecedented, much like what he was about to see.\nHe returned to the hospital to find patients pouring out of ambulances, taxis and private vehicles. Friends dragged listless bodies into the emergency room. Hospital personnel waved badges from their car windows as security guards tried to direct them through the mayhem.\nJUST WATCHED Trauma surgeon: Victims \'kept coming in\' Replay More Videos ... MUST WATCH Trauma surgeon: Victims \'kept coming in\' 02:59\nWithin about 90 minutes, the 45-bed emergency department was at more than quadruple its capacity. The chaos overflowed into the pediatric and post-anesthesia units, as doctors and nurses color-coded patients in the hallways and waiting room.\nRed meant dying. Those patients were sent to trauma bays or operating rooms. Yellow meant life-threatening injuries but the patient had an hour or so to live. They could wait. Green was for walking wounded.\nOne Sunrise doctor who served in Iraq and Afghanistan told Scherr it was like "something you would see in a war zone."\nNurse practitioners and physician assistants kept reevaluating the patients constantly to make sure yellows didn\'t become reds. Meanwhile orthopedic doctors were treating gunshot wounds and pediatric doctors were operating on adults.\nOn a normal evening at Sunrise, there are eight people staffing the emergency room. On Sunday night, Scherr said, that swelled to 200.\n"We deal with blood a lot, but we don\'t deal with this magnitude of blood loss all at once," said Scherr. In a busy week, he said, his emergency room might typically see 6-7 shooting victims.\nWhen he left the hospital after 20 hours treating people, Sunrise had administered 300 units of blood, he said -- almost 20 gallons.\n\'There\'s not a time for me to feel\'\nA few miles away, the University Medical Center of Southern Nevada\'s Level 1 trauma center -- the only one in the state -- had surged from a norm of 12 to 20 staffers to about 200, spokeswoman Danita Cohen said.\nThese hospitals received the most patients after nearly 500 people were wounded in Sunday\'s mass shooting.\nMore than 100 patients came through its doors. Dr. John Fildes, the hospital\'s medical director, told CNN it was the largest wave of mass casualties they had ever seen.\n"The alarming thing was watching the front door open, and it never stopped. And gurneys just kept coming in," he said. "Trucks would pull up, people would be brought in by friends."\nLike so many doctors, Dr. Paul Chestovich, 39, a trauma surgeon whose specialty is major bleeding, was at home when he got the alert.\nHis anxiety soared as he raced to the hospital, and his adrenaline spiked when he saw the bodies and blood.\n"You take that nervousness and you translate it into energy of action," he said.\nDr. Paul Chestovich: "I had to decide what\'s going to kill people first and fix that."\nComplicating matters was that the trauma resuscitation unit already had nine patients, including a burn victim and a pedestrian who\'d been hit by a car, said clinical nurse supervisor Brad Skilling.\nThe unit was two-thirds full, and yet 39 critically injured patients were about to be wheeled in.\nBecause the shooter had used high-velocity rounds, Chestovich\'s skill set was in demand. These types of bullets, he said, carry an enormous amount of energy, which is "transmitted to whatever stops the projectile," he said.\nChestovich focused on stopping bleeding, along with the "ABCDE" of trauma care: airway, breathing, circulation, disability and exposure.\n"I had to decide what\'s going to kill people first and fix that," the surgeon said.\nSkilling and his counterpart, Toni Mullan, were also called in to help with the response. Mullan had just finished a 12-hour shift and was in the bath when she got the call.\nShe had to stave off her emotions upon seeing the carnage.\n"To say \'chaos\' isn\'t telling you how the scene was," she said. "There\'s not a time for me to feel. ... You need to figure out what was going to work."\nNurse supervisors Toni Mullan & Brad Skilling were air traffic controllers after #LasVegasShooting. Chaos is an understatement, Mullan says. pic.twitter.com/qN2tdWL8fy — Eliott C. McLaughlin (@EliottCNN) October 6, 2017\nTriage began outside, between the police barricades and the ER\'s front door, as a nurse and a doctor directed patients -- limping, in wheelchairs, on gurneys -- to treatment. Skilling and Mullan orchestrated blood, blankets, medicine, CT scans, nurses, lab techs, respiratory therapists -- you name it -- to make sure patients received what they needed.\n"My job is to figure out how to calm the storm and how to direct it," said Skilling, who has worked in trauma since 1993.\n"I did look around. I took a deep breath. I guess I\'ve been doing it so long I don\'t get real fazed by it. Back in the day, I did."\nFive victims in one pickup truck\nIf a dozen Las Vegas area hospitals -- Sunrise and UMC chief among them -- hadn\'t been ready to treat the hundreds of injured, it\'s possible that far more than 58 people could have died.\nBut those doctors and physicians aren\'t the only heroes. Civilians played a crucial role in ferrying the injured to help.\nAccording to witnesses, while some frightened concertgoers refused to stop as they escaped the scene in vehicles, others lined up along the shoulder to take victims to hospitals.\nLindsay Padgett, 29, and fiancée Mark Jay, 37, were among the lucky people to make it out unharmed.\nThey were exiting a parking lot, gaping as shell-shocked pedestrians meandered through the crowd and people ran by with bodies in wheelbarrows and on police barricades repurposed as gurneys.\nA man ran up to their passenger-side window and said, "Right now, we need your truck. We just need to get people over to the hospital, OK?"\nLindsay Padgett and fiancée Mark Jay drove five victims to the hospital.\nThey piled five victims -- one of them a young man with a faint heartbeat, his limp body slumped over another man\'s shoulder -- into Padgett\'s white pickup, along with seven of their friends.\n"That is just something that you do," Padgett said. "You take people to the hospital. You put them in the car."\nThey were able to get three of the victims to paramedics. They took a fourth, a Canadian woman who had been shot in the leg, to Valley Hospital Medical Center. The young man with the faint heartbeat didn\'t make it.\nIn a Facebook Live video she shot outside the hospital, Padgett said, "We\'ve got to go back and get more people. Some guy just died in the back of my truck." She exhaled and wiped tears from her eyes.\n\'There was a lot of selflessness that night\'\nAlso in the crowd that night were Las Vegas paramedic and firefighter Ben Kole, Clark County fireman Jesse Gomez and Henderson fireman Anthony Robone.\nThey\'re among the many first responders who spent their days off at the music festival. Twelve firefighters were shot at the concert, two while performing CPR, said Las Vegas Firefighters Local 1285 President Eric Littmann.\nWhen the bullets began coming down, Robone, 25, covered his girlfriend and told her everything was fine, even though he was not sure that was true. Then he heard his brother, Nick, say, "I got hit," and saw him spit up blood.\nFireman Anthony Robone\'s brother was shot in chest in #LasVegasShooting. He sent him to hospital with friend while he helped triage victims. pic.twitter.com/pq9qQsYWSC — Eliott C. McLaughlin (@EliottCNN) October 3, 2017\nRobone and a friend got his brother into a Sunrise-bound ambulance and then "started trying to treat patients as best we could in the street."\nRobone saw people taking off belts to make tourniquets, strangers applying pressure to victims\' wounds and a person who was shot in the arm get out of an ambulance to make room for someone more critically injured.\n"There was a lot of selflessness that night," he said.\nGomez, 45, got his family to safety, then told his wife, Debbie, to go home without him.\n"She begged me not to go. It was probably one of the hardest decisions I\'ve ever made, but she knew I had to go," he said, adding that his wife ended up taking one of the victims to Spring Valley Hospital.\nGomez also struggled with telling people staying behind with deceased friends and kin that they had to evacuate and leave their loved ones behind.\nJUST WATCHED Man stole truck to drive victims to hospital Replay More Videos ... MUST WATCH Man stole truck to drive victims to hospital 02:25\nFor Kole, 50, it was especially agonizing to have to tell those near death that he couldn\'t do anything for them.\n"You have to tell them, \'I\'m sorry. I have to help somebody else,\'" he said. "You don\'t want to give them false hope, and you want to give those that are serviceable a chance."\nHe and his daughter, Rachel, an EMT who had been assigned to the concert, worked in tandem, triaging the injured. Kole estimates that between them they had to deliver that devastating news to a half dozen victims.\nBut they also were able to treat about 50 people, he said.\nRachel Kole is 20 and has been an EMT only since May. Amid all the agony, she also saw plenty of altruism.\nOne victim who\'d been shot in the arm told her, "You can move on. There are other people who need you more."\nBen Kole and his daughter Rachel, both EMTs, were at Sunday\'s concert.\n\'I\'m emotionally blunted\'\nNow, the healers must heal. If their long stares, clasped fingers, quavering voices and exhausted sighs are indications, it could be a long process.\nScherr, the emergency room director, said he broke down after leaving the hospital. He watched news footage of concertgoers fleeing the gunshots and "I could just imagine the fear of those people," he said.\nHe wept again later, but for a different reason: He realized, "Our team did a fantastic job and we saved a lot of lives."\nSeiff, the neurosurgeon, hadn\'t cried as of Thursday. But he came close when, at his 17-year-old daughter\'s behest, he wrote his first Facebook post in more than a year to let everyone know he was all right.\n"Friends\'ll say I\'m emotionally blunted," he told CNN. "I don\'t know. It could be something innate that allows me to do what I do."\nJUST WATCHED New video shows concertgoers fleeing scene Replay More Videos ... MUST WATCH New video shows concertgoers fleeing scene 02:57\nIn the last few days, Seiff has gotten some welcome news. He visited at least six of his patients Wednesday and they were stable. The woman who couldn\'t move her legs Sunday night moved them Tuesday. The woman shot through the eye may go home this weekend.\nA brief smile illuminated his weary face as he walked to his car following an interview at a local bagel shop.\nPadgett and Jay, who evacuated five victims, are still trying to process what they witnessed. Each day, it seems, they remember something new about the attack.\n"It\'s like a nightmare, like it\'s not real," Padgett said as Jay drove her truck, still streaked with blood, to a local car wash that was offering free detailing to people who had helped victims.\nThere, the sound of water from the power washers hitting the hood of the truck made Padgett visibly shudder.\nPadgett and Jay went to a car wash to scrub blood from her pickup truck.\n"It just triggers something and makes you think about it," she said. "I can\'t explain it."\nBen Kole and his daughter, meanwhile, have already been to a therapy session together. Kole wasn\'t sure counseling was for him, but he wanted to make sure Rachel healed, he said.\nAt their first session, a counselor told him something that resonated: If he and his daughter chose to live in fear, then the shooter had claimed two more victims.\nBefore they began treating victims on Sunday, the pair frantically searched for each other amid the bedlam of the festival grounds. After it was all over, they came together and wept.\nAnd like many people who pitched in that night, they are still grappling with the horrors they witnessed.\n"You wake up the next morning and go, \'Wow, I\'m still here," said Rachel Kole, a pre-med student at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas. "And you sit on the couch, and you almost don\'t know what to do -- how to continue."\nBut Rachel told CNN her dad\'s courage in the face of danger is inspiring her. 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DUBAI, Aug 13 (Reuters) - Here are some factors that may affect Middle East stock markets on Sunday. Reuters has not verified the press reports and does not vouch for their accuracy.
International/Regional
* GLOBAL MARKETS-Global stocks selloff stops at Wall Street; gold, yen tick up
* MIDEAST STOCKS-Kuwait's Zain surges on Omantel move, Egypt falls on high inflation
* Oil prices up amidst higher global demand, Nigeria instability
* PRECIOUS-Gold buoyed by global tensions, U.S. inflation data
* Trump will send envoys to Middle East to discuss peace -official
* Trump administration defends travel ban in U.S. Supreme Court brief
* Iraq's Kurds stick to independence vote despite U.S. request to postpone it
* Islamic State still a threat as Mosul residents return to city in ruins
* Iraq issues tender to buy 50,000 tonnes of wheat
* Iran in talks to buy 48 Airbus helicopters - report
* Russia says "a pity" U.S. casts doubt on Iran nuclear deal
* Iran dismisses Tajik civil war claims as attempt to damage ties
* Soccer-Iran asked to explain dropping players who faced Israeli team
* More Syrians returning home, still outnumbered by fresh displacements - U.N.
* Seven Syrian rescue volunteers killed in shooting
* "Logistics" hold up Lebanese deal for rebels, refugees to return to Syria
* Syrian army secures Islamic State-held town in Homs province-state media
* Syrian army gains ground on Jordan border in southwest
* ANALYSIS-Hezbollah steers Lebanon closer to Syria, straining efforts to stay neutral
* Libyan military commander Haftar visiting Russia - RIA
* More than half a million children in Libya need help -UNICEF
* MSF suspends Mediterranean rescues as migrant dispute mounts
* Yemen's Houthis target coalition warship, agency reports
* U.N. signals not responsible for controlling Yemen's main airport
* Nineteen migrants feared drowned after being forced from boat off Yemen - U.N. agency
* Israel warns Hamas not to try to foil its anti-tunnel Gaza wall
* U.N. urges end to Gaza crisis in punishing summer heat
* Sudan invited to U.S.-Egyptian military exercises - ministry
Egypt
* Egypt inflation surges to 35 pct in July after subsidy cuts
* Average yields drop on Egypt's six-month, one-year T-bills
* Italian tourist held over killing of hotel supervisor at Egyptian resort
* Egypt train crash kills dozens, injures more than 100 people
* Islamic state claimes responsibility for attack on Egyptian police car -AMAQ
Saudi Arabia
* EXCLUSIVE-Saudi Arabia favours New York for Aramco listing despite risks -sources
* Saudi's Falih doesn't rule out more oil cuts but kingdom won't take unilateral action - Al Sharq
* Saudi Falih says talks with Iraq focused on oil pact, investment discussed
* Saudi Arabia tenders to purchase 660,000 T feed barley
United Arab Emirates
* Malaysia's 1MDB says $350 mln paid to Abu Dhabi for debt deal
* Four UAE soldiers die after helicopter crash in Yemen - agency
* UAE jails man for spying for Iran, nuclear work - Gulf press
* UAE's TAQA to refinance $500 mln bond due in October - official
* Abu Dhabi’s Union National Bank updating bond programme - sources
* JBF promoters pledge more equity with lenders as shares slump
* UAE's JBF RAK PET output stalls amid debt restructuring - COO
Kuwait
* Kuwait says responding to oil spill in Ras al-Zour area
* Kuwait says taking measures against North Korea - KUNA
* Kuwait says arrests 12 convicted in 2015 Iran spy case
* Omantel to buy nearly 10 pct of Kuwait's Zain Group for $846.1 mln (Compiled by Dubai Newsroom)


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BRISBANE (AFP) - Australia will play Germany in the opening round of the Davis Cup World Group on hard court in Brisbane in February, organisers said Monday (Dec 11).
The tie is expected to pit two of the world's leading young players against each other - Australia's Nick Kyrgios and German Alexander Zverev, the current world No. 4.
Kyrgios led Australia to the Davis Cup semi-finals this year, while Zverev had his best year on Tour, winning 55 matches and five titles, including two ATP Masters 1000 trophies.
"Our tie against Germany will be no mean feat and the boys will need to be in their very best form," Australia captain Lleyton Hewitt said.
The clash will take place from Feb 2 to 4 at the Pat Rafter Arena.


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Question: Exclusive Group 'Goes it alone' to Build Global $10 billion Cyber-Sec & Cloud Specialist

PARIS — Exclusive Group, the value-added services and technologies (VAST) group, today renewed its declaration of independence by completing a major investment transaction with funds advised by private investment firm, Permira. Rather than dilute its distinctive, value-oriented approach by consolidating with other major VAD players, this catalyst will enable Exclusive Group to extend its vision and create the world’s largest global specialist VAD in cyber and cloud transformation, with a target to reach $10bn annual revenue in the years ahead.
Olivier Breittmayer, CEO at Exclusive Group, said: “Cybersecurity and cloud are the leading business priorities in this age of digital transformation, both as separate disciplines but – even more so – joined together as a co-dependent whole. Both sectors are becoming increasingly complex, and both suffer from a huge lack of skills & knowledge. The Industry needs a VAD that can fill this gap and we aim to do that. We believe we have the right and relevant focus; vendors, services and skill sets to build a compelling offer for channel partners and vendors to realise significant profitable growth.”
By pursuing a specialist focus in cyber and cloud, Exclusive Group is addressing the widening global shortage in skills and knowledge among channel partners and end-user organisations to enable the desired pace and success of digital transformation. “We have some of the best people in the world and by far the highest ratio of engineers of any distributor in our class,” added Breittmayer. “We also have the greatest track record of ensuring local, regional and global market success for disruptive technologies. Our strategy will see us continue to build out the strongest possible vendor portfolio in our ‘cyber super centres’ and ‘cloud competency centres’ – across all relevant segments – and expand our service offerings and global footprint to meet the demands of any project.”
Michail Zekkos, Partner in the technology team at Permira commented; “Exclusive Group’s unrivalled focus and commitment to cyber and cloud is very exciting and we are delighted to partner with the company. We believe that enterprise cloud and cybersecurity will continue to rapidly converge, creating a tremendous market opportunity for the company to enable that transition while positioning its channel partners at its forefront. Preserving the entrepreneurial spirit and independence of the business while continuing to innovate with speed and at scale will be key to executing on its next phase of growth.”
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Feb 2 (Reuters) - Quanta Services Inc:
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* QUANTA SERVICES SAYS EXECUTED CONTRACTS FOR TWO DIAMETER MAINLINE PIPELINE PROJECTS WITH ESTIMATED REVENUE IN EXCESS OF $550 MILLION
* QUANTA SERVICES INC - CONTRACTS FOR OTHER PROJECT WERE EXECUTED IN JANUARY 2018 AND WILL BE REFLECTED IN BACKLOG AS OF MARCH 31, 2018.
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Republicans have released a declassified memo which they say shows surveillance abuses in the early stages of the FBI’s investigation into Russian interference in US president Donald Trump’s election campaign.
The memo, prepared by Republicans on the US House intelligence committee, said there was “a troubling breakdown of legal processes” in the investigation.
Mr Trump, who advocated for the memo’s release over the fierce objections of the US justice department and the FBI, told reporters the document shows “a lot of people should be ashamed of themselves”.
“I think it’s terrible,” the US president said. “You want to know the truth. I think it’s a disgrace. What’s going on in this country, I think it’s a disgrace.”
The memo, which the FBI has said is inaccurate and missing critical context, asserts that current and former FBI and justice department leaders signed off on a surveillance warrant to monitor communications of a former Trump campaign associate.
The document also asserts that opposition research, conducted by a British spy and funded in part by the Democratic National Committee and Hillary Clinton’s campaign, formed a critical basis for the allegations contained in the warrant application.
They said that research should not have been a basis for the warrant because it contains unproven allegations.
The release of the memo is likely to further divide Mr Trump and his FBI and justice department leaders.
The president lashed out anew on Friday morning on Twitter. He has supported the memo’s release in the apparent hopes that it could help undermine the probe being led by special counsel Robert Mueller, which he has called a “witch hunt”.
The president tweeted: “The top Leadership and Investigators of the FBI and the Justice Department have politicized the sacred investigative process in favor of Democrats and against Republicans – something which would have been unthinkable just a short time ago. Rank & File are great people!”
The FBI and the justice department had objected strenuously to the document’s release. Earlier this week, the FBI declared it had “grave concerns” about its accuracy.
Trump’s tweet and his approval of the memo release set up a clash with the man he picked to lead the FBI, Christopher Wray, after firing James Comey as agency director. It also seemed at odds with House Speaker Paul Ryan who said a day earlier “this memo is not an indictment of the FBI or the Department of Justice”.
Democrats said the memo cherry-picks intelligence in an effort to smear a probe into whether Trump associates collaborated with Russia to sway the 2016 presidential election.
The document was written by Republican representatives as part of an effort to reveal what the party said are surveillance abuses by the FBI and the Justice Department early in Russia investigation, before special counsel Robert Mueller was appointed to take over.

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The political row over the memo Donald Trump ordered be released has renewed calls for him to publish his tax returns, in light of the apparent new-found desire for a culture of transparency at the White House. The President’s decision on Friday to approve the declassification of a Republican-authored memo that alleges the Justice Department and FBI inappropriately spied on a member of the Trump campaign, is in stark contrast to his stance on potentially damaging documents on himself.
John Kelly: Trump wants "everything out"
EXCEPT:
Trump's tax returns
Trump interview with Mueller
Democrats' rebuttal memo
The other FISA warrants
White House visitor logs
Bannon's House testimony
Stormy Daniels' story
The list of foreign customers at Trump properties — Ari Melber (@AriMelber) February 1, 2018
Defending the decision to release the memo, House Speaker Paul Ryan said on Tuesday: “Transparency can reign supreme.”
Do reporters ever ask Paul Ryan why he's blocking the bill to disclose Trump's tax returns? https://t.co/aJfbWS0oUU — Jonathan Chait (@jonathanchait) December 20, 2017
Trump is the first President in four decades to refuse to publish his tax returns. They are currently under heavy guard by the Inland Revenue Service (IRS). Outgoing IRS Commissioner, John Koskinen, told Politico last year: “It’s in a locked cabinet in a locked room that nobody’s in. You’ll need a key to the room and the cabinet to get it. “We’re in the process of turning that cabinet into a safe. We keep all the returns from every President in there.” During the 2016 presidential campaign, Trump claimed he would release his tax returns when they had been “audited”.
In interview I told @AP that my taxes are under routine audit and I would release my tax returns when audit is complete, not after election! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 11, 2016
He has still refused to do so and has not mentioned them since April of last year.
I did what was an almost an impossible thing to do for a Republican-easily won the Electoral College! Now Tax Returns are brought up again? — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 16, 2017
In addition the White House has: Hidden previously public visitor logs since last year
Not given the names of foreign governments and officials who have stayed at Trump’s private properties - at US taxpayer expense
Refused to disclose relationships between the Trump Organisation and foreign businesses But the President has had no such qualms about releasing the GOP memo. Speaking shortly after it was made public, he said:
I think it's a disgrace what's happening in our country... A lot of people should be ashamed of themselves and much worse than that.
Odd that Republicans’ newfound interest in transparency does not yet extend to Trump’s tax returns or the White House visitor logs. — Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) February 1, 2018
Your daily reminder that Trump is the first president elected since Nixon to refuse to release his tax returns, and any payments from Russia remain secret. — Citizens for Ethics (@CREWcrew) February 3, 2018
The memo has been hyped by Republicans for weeks as “worse than Watergate,” but is largely a damp squib and Trump observers see it as an attempt to undermine special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into Trump’s presidential campaign at a time when his investigation zeroes in on key figures in his inner circle. HuffPost’s Jessica Schulberg and Ryan J. Reilly wrote: “The resulting document is boring and tendentious, and it’s hard to understand why Republicans were so excited to get it out and why the FBI and Democrats were so determined to keep it secret. It’s such a dud that it was probably more valuable to Republicans when it was still a secret document.” Despited ‘UNCLASSIFIED’ being dramatically stamped across the bottom of the memo, it actually contains virtually nothing that was not already known. It contains inaccurate statements full of mischaracterisations and key omissions and its central premise, that there was an anti-Republican conspiracy within the FBI, is at odds with the fact that the most of the main players it seeks to discredit are themselves Republicans, many of them appointed by Trump himself. White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders said on Friday: “The memorandum raises serious concerns about the integrity of decisions made at the highest levels of the Department of Justice and the FBI to use the Government’s most intrusive surveillance tools against American citizens.” But a tweet from Sanders in 2016 hints at how the sentiments of those surrounding the President can drastically change.
The problem with being a nasty paid liar for a careless con man is that your own tweets come back to haunt you. pic.twitter.com/Gl6qq66grP — Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) February 3, 2018
FBI Director Christopher Wray sent a message to bureau employees apparently aimed at boosting morale after the memo’s release. “I stand by our shared determination to do our work independently and by the book,” Wray said in the message, excerpts of which were seen by Reuters. MORE ON THE MEMO: The memo focused on court-approved surveillance of Carter Page, the former campaign advisor, and said the FBI used a source who was strongly biased against Trump, former British spy Christopher Steele, to justify the action. It alleged that a dossier of alleged Trump-Russia contacts compiled by Steele, and funded in part by US Democrats, formed an “essential part” of requests to a special court to be allowed to conduct electronic surveillance on Page that began in October 2016. It said the initial application and subsequent renewal applications, signed off on by various senior Justice Department officials, did not mention the link between Steele and the Democrats. It also portrayed Steele as “passionate” about Trump not becoming President. Despite the memo’s charges, neither the focus on Page nor the FBI’s investigation of Trump-Russia ties began with the Steele dossier. Page came to the FBI’s attention as early as 2013, when he met in New York with Russians who were officers of the Kremlin’s foreign intelligence service, sources have said. Despite this, Trump supporters gleefully declared it a victory with some even claiming it was “bigger that Watergate”.
Memo proves everything we've been saying. The Obama administration conspired with the Clinton campaign to abuse the power of government in an effort to to sabotage Trump's campaign.
The entire "Russian collusion" narrative is a hoax based on this hyper-partisan scheme. #MemoDay — Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) February 2, 2018
Damn, you’re terrible at reading comprehension — Leo (@leomontano21) February 2, 2018
The memo acknowledges that the FBI counterintelligence investigation began in July 2016, three months before the request for electronic surveillance on Page, as a result of the activities of another Trump campaign aide, George Papadopoulos. Papadopoulos told an Australian diplomat in May 2016 that Russia had political dirt on Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, information Australian officials passed to the US government, the New York Times reported in December. “The selective release and politicisation of classified information sets a terrible precedent and will do long-term damage to the Intelligence Community and our law enforcement agencies,” House intelligence committee Democrats said in a statement. House intelligence committee Democrats said they hoped the panel would vote on Monday to release their own memo responding to the allegations. Shah, the White House spokesman, told CNN Trump “would be inclined” to let that memo be released if it clears a security and legal review. Meanwhile, on by Saturday, the whole saga had spawned the entertaining #YoMemoJokes.
Yo memo bombed so hard, Hawaii put out another distress alert#YoMemoJokes — Ero Heart (@Eromization) February 3, 2018
Nunes’ hyped up memo was so lame, #YoMemoJokes is now a thing that’s happening. Hannity’s head must be an entire fireworks display at this point. — Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) February 3, 2018


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'['', 'One-fifth of Americans find workplace hostile or threatening']' == '['This news article should be represented to find a fitting news title', 'You must enter the characters with black color that stand out from the other characters\nMessage: * A friend wanted you to see this item from WRAL.com: http://wr.al/18ory\n— The American workplace is grueling, stressful and surprisingly hostile.\nSo concludes an in-depth study of 3,066 U.S. workers by the Rand Corp., Harvard Medical School and the University of California, Los Angeles. Among the findings:\n— Nearly one in five workers — a share the study calls "disturbingly high" — say they face a hostile or threatening environment at work, which can include sexual harassment and bullying. Workers who have to face customers endure a disproportionate share of abuse.\n— Nearly 55 percent say they face "unpleasant and potentially hazardous" conditions.\n—Nearly three quarters say they spend at least a fourth of their time on the job in "intense or repetitive physical" labor. "I was surprised at how physically demanding jobs were," says lead author Nicole Maestas, a Harvard Medical School economist.\n—Telecommuting is rare: 78 percent say they are required to be present in their workplace during working hours.\n—Only 38 percent say their jobs offer good prospects for advancement. And the older they get, the less optimistic they become.\n—About half say they work on their own time to meet the demands of their job.\n"Wow — (work) is pretty taxing place for many people," Maestas says. "I was surprised by how pressured and hectic the workplace is."\nIn many cases, less-educated workers endure tougher working conditions. For example, fewer than half of men without college degrees can take a break whenever they want to, compared to more than 76 percent of men with college degrees. Likewise, nearly 68 percent of men without degrees spend at least a fourth of their time moving heavy loads.\nMaestas wonders whether toxic working conditions are keeping Americans out of the labor force. The percentage of Americans who are working or looking for work — 62.9 percent in July — has not returned to pre-recession levels and is well below its 2000 peak of 67.3 percent.\nThe unemployment rate is at a 16-year low, and many employers complain they can\'t fill jobs.\n"There\'s a message for employers here," Maestas says. "Working conditions really do matter."\nNot everything about American workplaces is grim. Workers enjoy considerable autonomy: more than 80 percent say they get to solve problems and try out their own ideas. Moreover, 58 percent say their bosses are supportive, and 56 percent say they have good friends at work.\nThe first-time survey of Americans ages 25-71 was carried out in 2015. It is similar to a long-running European survey, and researchers plan to conduct another survey next year and eventually to draw comparisons between U.S. and European working conditions.']' != '['Represent this', 'Get KGB Report via email every day! Click here to subscribe.\nAnd spread the news... forward us to a friend.\n-----\nToday is Wednesday, June 14, the 165th day of 2017 in the Gregorian calendar, with 200 days remaining. This is the 146th day of Donald Trump\'s presidency. There are 1,316 days remaining in his term, assuming he doesn\'t resign or is otherwise removed from office.\nToday is Trump\'s 71st birthday. He was born on June 14, 1946.\n-----\nThe New York Times\' On This Day for today.\n-----\nOn this day in 1777, The Stars and Stripes was adopted by Congress as the Flag of the United States. Today is Flag Day in the United States.\n-----\nAmong other things, today is also National Strawberry Shortcake Day.\n-----\nFlorida man avoids more prison time for Clinton Foundation hack attempt.\n-----\nQuote of the day:\n"The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone."\n-Harriet Beecher Stowe (June 14, 1811-July 1, 1896)\n-----\nWhy it was easier to be skinny in the 1980s. To be honest, they don\'t know. But a person with the same food intake and exercise level today weighs over two pounds more. I blame cable news.\n-----\nThe aftermath of a deadly mushroom bloom in California. A surge of death-cap poisonings might provide the data to save future victims.\n-----\nLee Camp: How to Write Propaganda for the NY Times. The Times pisses off left-wingers as well.\n-----\nAfter a relentless three-year ascent, large bellwether companies like Apple, Facebook, Google and Amazon led a two-day sell-off, prompting fears of a wider stock market retreat.\n-----\nYahoo, one of the founding companies of the Internet era, is no more.\n-----\nWhy are dogs scared of fireworks? 11 things you should know.\n-----\nAre cats smarter than dogs? Experts waffle. There\'s evidence they may be tastier.\n-----\nLetter shows Jeff Sessions\' plan to prosecute medical marijuana providers. In a letter he wrote to Congress back in May, which was obtained by the news site MassRoots.com and published on Monday, Sessions requested that congressional leaders help him in his battle with legal cannabis by letting him essentially override state marijuana laws. Congressional leaders would do this by agreeing not to renew a current federal law, the Rohrabacher-Farr amendment, which prevents the Justice Department from interfering with medical-marijuana decisions made at the state level.\n-----\nFinally, some good news. Urban legends to the contrary, the chances of you swallowing a spider while sleeping are slim to none. But we\'re not completely out of the woods. According to the FDA, there is an average of 60 or more bug fragments per quarter pound of chocolate. Peanut butter has 30 or more insect fragments per quarter pound. Everything you eat likely has critter parts in it.\n-----\nJPMorgan Chase pulls Megyn Kelly ads over interview with Alex Jones. Kristin Lemkau, chief marketing officer, tweeted earlier on Monday that "as an advertiser, I\'m repulsed that @megynkelly would give a second of airtime to someone who says Sandy Hook and Aurora are hoaxes." Indeed, it seems nobody wants NBC to air Megyn Kelly\'s Alex Jones interview, not even Alex Jones.\n-----\nReligious liberals sat out of politics for 40 years. Now they want in the game. Faith leaders whose politics fall to the left of center are getting more involved in politics to fight against President Trump\'s policies.\n-----\nRussian cyber hacks on U.S. electoral system far wider than previously known. Pre-election hacking was far more widespread than has been publicly revealed, including incursions into voter databases and software systems in almost twice as many states as previously reported.\n-----\nHearing aids at the mall? Congress could make it happen. Bipartisan support for a bill that would remove the audiologist middle-man and permit over-the-counter hearing aid sales at a fraction of the cost.\n-----\nThe liver: a \'blob\' that runs the body. The underrated, unloved liver performs more than 300 vital functions. No wonder the ancients believed it to be the home of the human soul.\n-----\nWell, there\'s your problem... your kitty has "whisker fatigue."\n-----\nSenate Republicans back off proposed restrictions on media. Senate Republicans on Tuesday quickly backed away from a proposal to restrict media access in the Capitol after an angry backlash from reporters and an emergency meeting between the Senate Rules Committee and the media gallery directors.\n-----\nReza Aslan, Kathy Griffin and Bill Maher: TV takes offense- selectively. Aslan and Griffin lost their jobs. Not so Bill Maher.\n-----\nEpiPen maker faces revolt over exec\'s $98 million pay package.\n-----\nA new study of wireless carriers has bad news for Verizon.\n-----\nDrug that creates a \'real sun-tan\' could eliminate need for cancer-causing sun exposure.\n-----\nSwell. E-cigarettes potentially as harmful as tobacco cigarettes, study says. UConn researchers found that e-cigarettes loaded with a nicotine-based liquid are potentially as harmful as unfiltered cigarettes when it comes to causing DNA damage.\nEven sweller: Eight-year study finds heavy French fry eaters have \'double\' the chance of death. But the researchers warn the cause of increased mortality may be the result of a whole lifestyle of choices surrounding heavy fries consumption.\n-----\nTrump Dump:\n(As of midnight...)\nHere\'s a handy tool with an easy-to-remember URL: www.trumptwitterarchive.com. Conveniently broken down by categories like latest tweets, fake news, losers, etc.\nJeff Sessions testifies; GOP writes secret health care bill- A Closer Look:\nOther acerbic takes on Sessions\' testimony:\nKindly Senators try to help confused elderly gentleman who wandered into Capitol building; Man ravaged by amnesia somehow able to hold down demanding legal job; Jeff Sessions tries to distract Senate intelligence committee by reminding them he\'s a racist.\nThe questions Sessions left unanswered. He defended himself against what he called "scurrilous and false allegations" related to Russia. But he repeatedly refused to answer senators\' queries.\nIf you\'re in New York, The Daily Show\'s Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library opens Friday. Located at 3 West 57th Street near Fifth Avenue, a convenient stone\'s throw from Trump Tower, admission is free and open to the public between 11 AM-7 PM ET.\nWhat stops Republicans from behaving rationally? Unlike Senate and House Republicans during Watergate, there are few genuine leaders of principle whose sense of propriety is offended by Trump. The moral and intellectual quality of the current crew of Republicans pales in comparison to the type of Republicans who finally told Richard Nixon the jig was up.\nTrump administration grants work permits to thousands of illegal immigrants. Tens of thousands of undocumented immigrants have been granted work permits by the Trump administration under an Obama-era deferred-action program that President Trump had promised to end on his first day in office, according to federal data. Trump had called the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program an "unconstitutional executive amnesty" during his campaign. But statistics from U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services released last week showed that more than 17,000 new DACA applicants were approved for the program in the first three months of 2017.\nDennis Rodman is back in North Korea. 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Question: What’s A FISA Warrant, And What Does It Take For One To Be Issued?

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All of Washington has been consumed by Devin Nunes’ ever-changing memo alleging “bias” at the FBI and information it gathered that later may have become part of the probe into possible Russian interference with American elections. The memo claims that information in the Steele dossier was the tipping point, so to speak, in FISA warrants being issued and renewed for shifty Trump saga bit player Carter Page. Nunes’ argument is that because some of the data Steele gathered was paid for by the Democratic Party, and due to Steele’s alleged bias against Trump, that means Steele is not credible and the process was unduly influenced.
But the “proper justification” for a FISA warrant doesn’t have to be nearly as dramatic, and Nunes stops short of accusing any government agency of violating the law. That’s because even if Nunes’ memo is completely accurate, and that’s already highly disputed, it’s unlikely any of it would be illegal. FISA has been controversial for years because, thanks in part to laws passed by Republicans, nearly anybody can be the subject of a FISA warrant, for almost any reason:
As the name implies, FISA is about monitoring foreign citizens and agents of foreign powers: Passed in 1978 in response to the abuses of power by Richard Nixon, FISA was designed to clearly separate surveillance of American citizens for surveillance of foreign nationals. It created the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, or FISC, and that court was tasked with the job of approving surveillance warrants. This is to prevent Nixonian tactics like ordering FBI agents to monitor political opponents. For security reasons, FISA warrants and the cases around them are highly classified and not available to the public.
Passed in 1978 in response to the abuses of power by Richard Nixon, FISA was designed to clearly separate surveillance of American citizens for surveillance of foreign nationals. It created the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, or FISC, and that court was tasked with the job of approving surveillance warrants. This is to prevent Nixonian tactics like ordering FBI agents to monitor political opponents. For security reasons, FISA warrants and the cases around them are highly classified and not available to the public. FISA was obscure outside the intelligence community until 2006: Starting in the Bush administration, Republicans in particular have greatly expanded the powers under FISA. In 2007, George W. Bush signed the Protect America Act into law, which allowed the U.S. to monitor foreign citizens without a warrant. In other words, if you sent an email to your buddy in Japan, and the government thought your buddy might be a terrorist, they could read that email. The law was made so broad that in 2013, Edward Snowden revealed that a FISA warrant had allowed the NSA to collect call data on Americans for years.
Starting in the Bush administration, Republicans in particular have greatly expanded the powers under FISA. In 2007, George W. Bush signed the Protect America Act into law, which allowed the U.S. to monitor foreign citizens without a warrant. In other words, if you sent an email to your buddy in Japan, and the government thought your buddy might be a terrorist, they could read that email. The law was made so broad that in 2013, Edward Snowden revealed that a FISA warrant had allowed the NSA to collect call data on Americans for years. FISA warrants operate on reasonable suspicion, not concrete proof: The FBI doesn’t have to prove somebody is a spy or a criminal to get a FISA warrant. Instead, they have to prove they have a reasonable suspicion somebody is an agent of a foreign power, which is not just spies and terrorists, but also anybody who aids and abets them, even unknowingly.
The FBI doesn’t have to prove somebody is a spy or a criminal to get a FISA warrant. Instead, they have to prove they have a reasonable suspicion somebody is an agent of a foreign power, which is not just spies and terrorists, but also anybody who aids and abets them, even unknowingly. Furthermore, personal motivation on anybody’s part doesn’t matter much in these scenarios: Unsurprisingly, people report criminals to the police for all sorts of reasons, from the noble to the petty, but the courts have ruled repeatedly that omissions only matter if they would have materially affected the judge’s decision. Personal motivation rarely rises to that level, even in some of the most extreme cases exploring this territory. Not helping matters is that it’s easy to confirm details of the dossier independently. In fact, Carter Page himself did so under oath, to the House Intelligence Committee, which is chaired by Devin Nunes.
Is it possible that Page is just in the wrong place at the wrong time? It’s certainly within the realm of possibility. Whether U.S. interests are best served by erring on the side of surveilling everyone is certainly a discussion Americans should be having. But the argument of the memo itself seems to misunderstand how these cases are handled. Like or dislike of Trump is irrelevant to the courts. What matters are the facts.

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NEW YORK — Police are investigating a video that surfaced Tuesday showing officers shocking a pregnant 17-year-old girl as she screams in agony inside a New York City apartment building.
"Get off of me, get off of me!" the girl yelled as officers attempted to hold her down before using a stun gun — clearly visible in the cellphone video, according to WPIX.
According to the criminal complaint, the girl, Dailene Rosario, who is reportedly 14 weeks pregnant, interfered with the police, screaming at them before finally pushing past one officer. Rosario allegedly shoved the officer into the doorframe of an apartment as she went by.
The incident, which happened around 10 p.m. last Friday, began when officers, responding to an unrelated call at the Bronx building, happened upon a fight involving Rosario's ex-boyfriend and another man, according to the New York Daily News. The scuffle reportedly started over a video game.
When officers tried to handcuff her, Rosario threw herself down and sat on her hands.
"Yo, why are you cuffing me?" Rosario shouted, according to the complaint. "I didn't do anything."
In the cellphone video, Rosario is seen struggling with officers until they shock her with the stun gun. A group of onlookers gathered around the girl repeatedly shout at the officers, "She's pregnant. She's pregnant!"
Rosario is charged with resisting arrest, second degree harassment and disorderly conduct.
“We are aware of the incident,” the NYPD said in a written statement. “It is under internal review.”

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Question: Show me a black couch and I’ll show you the door

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Opinion: I am compelled to address a subject of critical importance that sits close to my heart. In these uncertain times where we are inundated with inflammatory nuclear rhetoric between America’s Ginger-Chimp-in-Chief and North Korea’s leader, the man whose Dad never defecated, I feel that we need to take a closer look at the issues that really matter. Who knows whether we will still be here to speak out tomorrow?
It is time to stand up for what we believe in and stay silent no longer. I know that by shining a spotlight on this particular travesty I will upset many, including the husband of my best friend (apologies Mr Harris, this has to be done), but as a designer and style commentator I owe it to humanity to speak out and take the harsh words that will inevitably follow. I have my best pair of big girl knickers on, so if you don’t like what I have to say, I invite you to say so. My therapist says letting it out is often the first step to healing.
I am talking about black leather sofas. I don’t discriminate, my dislike is not targeted to a specific design. Show me a low slung modular, a button backed retro inspired unit or a big pouffy catastrophe and I will show you the door. To put it bluntly, if you are after an interior that has been decorated to resemble the hidden basement of an Austrian electrical engineer, I suggest you run off to your nearest furniture store and purchase that sinister bovine clad monstrosity with alacrity, otherwise consider a brighter future without one.
Uncool and uncomfortable: black leather couches are just not nice, writes Daniella Norling. Photo: Getty/Stuff.co.nz
One of the worst features of the current crop of black leather sofas is the poor quality of the leather that is used to upholster them. Thin and lacklustre, they scream of a defeated moo who literally gave the hide off his back without so much as a whimper. A budget peeling leather sofa is a sorry sight indeed. In my opinion, such furniture is best left for seedy sex clubs and has no place in a wholesome family environment.
For those of you who have been seduced by an unscrupulous salesman and made the unwise decision to invest, I am sure you will agree that your black leather sofa has proven notoriously difficult to accessorise with any modicum of taste. All too often I see one buried under a cheap faux fur throw and a pile of nasty animal print cushions. This is not a nice thing to do to a home. The result is a grotesque pastiche of dead animal and polyester that is a thing of nightmares.
In the interests of public service, and to prove that I am not only one who feels this way, I conducted a completely unscientific focus group and was presented with some interesting information that supports my own personal views.
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Brad from Onehunga complained that leather is cold in the winter and sticky in the summer. He ditched his leather suite when he realised it was not a nice place to relax in his Stubbies after he had mown the lawn. The combination of hide, human flesh and back sweat is not one he favours and the process of peeling these components apart to get to the fridge for another cold one forced him to refurbish his lounge entirely. He says it is the best money he ever spent.
Mark from St Albans has a strong streak of thrifty Scottish blood running through his veins and could not give up his black leather corner suite. He had chosen to relegate his to the man cave where it languishes in all its uncomfortable hideousness. The sad thing is, it stops him from using his boys-only-sanctuary as the room now holds little joy for him. He deeply regrets that he held on to it for so long but is ready to move on. I know that I speak for all of us here at Homed when I say that we congratulate him on this momentous step and wish him well for the future.
Olivia from Glendowie is currently deciding whether or not she wants to stay in her marriage. Her husband refuses to give up his enormous black leather modular unit, purchased before they met. Theirs was a Tinder romance and in the beginning she felt a little shy making demands but thought once they wed he might be a touch more flexible. Sadly it was not to be. That ugly piece of furniture is symbolic of the gulf dividing them and breaks her heart every time she walks into her lounge. She feels as though it makes her living room look like a set of a bad porn movie and never entertains guests because she is too ashamed to invite anyone to her home. Her resultant loneliness has left her feeling bitter and anxious. It is a truly tragic tale.
On a final note, might I take you back to the two men I mentioned at the beginning of my piece. Individuals who are known as widely for their clownish appearances and dubious taste as they are for their mutually megalomaniac tendencies. There is photographic evidence freely available in the public domain that both have indulged in the dubious pleasures of black leather furniture. I hope this might act as a stimulus if you are struggling to put your sofa in the NOT COOL pile.
I can promise you, from my lips to God’s ear, you don’t want to go down in history as sharing a style profile similar to those two.
This story was first published at Stuff.co.nz

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HOW do you stop sleeping with you ex? Are you loose morals and even looser underwear getting you in trouble? This week Woody gives advice to stop you treating your ex like a human version of an 1980’s rennoed hotel room — ie, you know you could do better but they’re cheap, available, never booked out and comfortable enough.
Advice from DAVID WOOD to help you muddle your way through the confusing territory that comes with the Territory.
THE PROBLEM
Dear Woody,
I don’t know why but I keep sleeping with my ex. I say I don’t know why because not only is he far from a tiger in the bedroom but I feel physically ill when I have to talk to him.
I don’t know what to do but I am quite prepared to get the female version of chemical castration so I do not even think about sexual congress with him again.
How can I stop doing this? I feel so guilty that I keep doing this and what I am doing to me and my family’s reputation.
Camera Icon We all have the problem of going back to Bali even though there’s better places. Except Kuta nightclubs are the best places in the world. Picture: News Corp Australia, Nathan Edwards
THE SOLUTION
Dear Bonker,
You’re doing the sexual version of going back to Bali. No matter how many times you say you won’t again, the cheap flights — and probably in your case — the cheap drinks, and let’s not ignore the elephant in you undies, loose morals, mean you keep Cold Chiseling it, and “hitting that Hong Kong mattress one last time”.
Camera Icon Jimmy Barnes would be ashamed of you too. Picture: News Corp Australia
If you know what I mean.
But you’ve misinterpreted the emotion; it’s shame not guilt you’re wolf whistling to every time with your coitus Bali returnus.
Guilt says, ‘I’ve done something wrong’, shame says, ‘I am wrong’.
Clearly, you are wrong, and you’ll keep bringing shame on yourself and family because you’re a shameful human.
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ASK WOODY: IS IT COLD ON YOUR MORAL HIGH GROUND?
Simply existing is enough to bring shame; it’s underpinned by worthlessness.
Nothing I can tell you, nor medical science can do, is going to change that.
You’re treating your ex like a human version of a hotel room that hasn’t been renovated since the 80s.
You know you could do better but they’re cheap, available, never booked out and comfortable enough.
Camera Icon Worst pick-up lines. #9: I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this really dodgy cheap motel room. #10: Have you ever tripped over a branch? No, comes the reply. How about a root then? #11 Ahhrrr, I must be a pirate because I’m diggin’ ya chest. Picture: Supplied
Even if the mission brown laminate bedhead with gold clock radio not only makes your vag dry up but a little part of you die.
You yourself are the sexual equivalent of a chenille bedspread with tassels — not what you’d choose yourself but sometimes your just grateful for something to cover your naked body..
But I understand, fancy hotels rooms make me remember how worthless I am.
Give me sheets with semen stains any day. And not necessarily my own.
Camera Icon There is no place for chenille in this world — no matter how cool this chick named Chenille thinks she is wearing it. Picture: News Limited
One of life’s most important rules is: you can keep on having sex with people long after I stop talking to them.
And sometimes you have to bonk your human addiction; mine is partners with low self esteem.
What’s your number?
Does Territory etiquette have you scratching your sweaty noggin? Woody is here to help.
Email your questions to frontier@news.com.au Follow Woody on Twitter @djwoodeye


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Question: Manchester United player Herrera proved why Hazard is NOT Ronaldo, says Neville

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Ander Herrera single-handedly proved why Eden Hazard cannot be considered among the very best players in the world - Gary Neville has claimed.
Herrera nullified the Chelsea playmaker during Manchester United's 2-0 win on Sunday.
The Spaniard’s outstanding performance was key to Jose Mourinho's game-plan on the day - leaving Hazard a frustrated figure at Old Trafford.
Former United captain Neville named Herrera man of the match - but also believes Hazard made it ‘easy’ for the midfielder.
The Sky Sports pundit claims that is why the Belgian international is still short of the game’s greats like Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi.
“I’ve got loads of time for him - great player,” Neville told Monday Night Football. “I always think that maybe he needs to go that step further.
Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is considering Zlatan Ibrahimovic alternatives
“Is he a bit timid to be what would be a really selfish, horrible best player in the world - Cristiano, Messi type that really has that drive and determination?
“I thought he accepted things too easily. He made it easy for Herrera far too often.
“He made it as comfortable as can be.
“In and out of possession, I thought he made it simple.”
Hazard is among the favourites to be named PFA Player of the Year after taking Chelsea to the brink of he Premier League title.
But Neville believes his display at Old Trafford is a reminder that the 26-year-old is still some way short of the very best.
He claimed Hazard should have been intelligent enough to drag Herrera out of position.
“Man marking is okay in central areas,” he added. “You cannot man mark a winger who plays wide.
“It is impossible because you can’t stand right next to him - you’ve got to give yourself a five yard gap.
“That’s the position he should have held and been patient. He showed a lack of maturity and a bit of naivety.
“He should have stayed in that position all game. He’d have got in.
“He almost thought: ‘This is really difficult, he’s man-marking me,’ and accepted it.
“Didn’t really go and do something different.
“If you think of Hazard there (wide), he can get into positions, he can wriggle, manipulate the ball, win free kicks and Herrera would’ve had a lot more difficult day.
“He lost his patience.
“Hazard fell short of his understanding of playing against a man-marker.
“You need to play high and wide or high and through the middle. Next time he might.”
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