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Question: Global Offshore Patrol Vessel Market 2018-2022

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LONDON--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Jul 4, 2018--The global offshore patrol vessel market is expected to post a CAGR of close to 4% during the period 2018-2022, according to the latest market research report by .
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Technavio has published a new market research report on the global offshore patrol vessel market from 2018-2022. (Photo: Business Wire)
A key factor driving the growth of the global offshore patrol vessel market is China’s aggressive expansion into the South China Sea and the Indian Ocean. China has built more than 3,200 acres of land on islands in the South China Sea. The country is also strategizing to expand naval operations into the Indian Ocean. Therefore, many nations, including Japan, Taiwan, Vietnam, the Philippines, Malaysia, and India are taking measures in terms of increasing their naval strength in both the South China Sea and the Indian Ocean.
This market research report on the provides an analysis of the most important trends expected to impact the market outlook during the forecast period. Technavio classifies an emerging trend as a major factor that has the potential to significantly impact the market and contribute to its growth or decline.
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In this report, Technavio highlights active procurement programs across the world as one of the key emerging trends in the global offshore patrol vessel (OPV) market:
Global offshore patrol vessel market: Active procurement programs across the world
OPVs are versatile and can be used for a range of purposes. They cost less than frigates and corvettes but can be deployed. Therefore, various nations across the world are expanding their fleet of OPVs. A few of them that did not own an OPV before are also ordering OPVs. For instance, countries such as Poland and Qatar are introducing OPVs into their fleets.
“Besides procuring new vessels, a few nations are also upgrading their existing fleet of OPVs as well as other sea vessels to be a patrol vessel. For instance, the Royal Australian Navy has planned for upgrading its survey vessels to patrol vessels, retrofitting them with the necessary equipment. These factors are expected to drive the growth of the global OPV market during the forecast period,” says a senior market research analyst at Technavio for transportation and distribution.
Global offshore patrol vessel market: Segmentation analysis
This market research report segments the global offshore patrol vessel market by product (high-end OPVs and basic OPVs) and geographical regions (APAC, EMEA, and the Americas).
The high-end OPVs segment held a smaller share of the market in 2017, owing to the higher cost of procurement as compared to the basic OPVs, which are more affordable. The market share of the basic OPVs is expected to increase further over the forecast period.
APAC led the market in 2017 with over 45% of the market share, followed by EMEA and the Americas respectively. The market share of APAC is expected to witness a further increase of more than 2% over the forecast period, while EMEA and the Americas will see a decline in their market shares.
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PUNE, INDIA, August 14, 2017 /EINPresswire.com/ -- Umbilical Market:
Executive Summary
Increasing concern towards declining crude oil prices coupled with the restoration of mature fields and exploring deep sea oil and gas reservoirs drive the growth of Umbilical Market.
The Global Umbilical Market in Oil and Gas Industry has been growing at a positive rate, on account of the rising demand for oil and gas globally. The decline in the exploration and production, due to surplus oil in market across the globe has delayed the projects for the time being. However, increasing deep sea developments for hydrocarbons have been triggering the offshore market further driving the market for Umbilical.
During 2016-21, Global Umbilical market in oilfield is anticipated to grow at a CAGR of 3.66%. Moreover, a decrease in crude oil prices will induce more pressure on the economies to exercise cost effective well practises and will result in rise in umbilicals in the coming years.
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According to Analytics research report, “Global Umbilical Market (By Type, By Region, By Country): Opportunities and Forecasts (2016-2021) – (By Type- Hydraulic, Electro Hydraulic, Electro-Fiber Optical Hydraulic, Electro Hydraulic & Electro-Fiber Optical with Medium Voltage Cores; By Region- N. America, S. America, Africa, Europe, Middle-East and APAC)”, global Umbilical market is projected to exhibit a positive growth during 2016 – 2021 at a CAGR of 3.66 % wherein market in South America, West Africa and Asia Pacific is anticipated to rise at higher rates. On the basis of type of Umbilical, market is segmented By Type (Hydraulic Umbilical; Electro Hydraulic Umbilical; Electro- Fiber Optical Hydraulic Umbilical and Electro Hydraulic and Electro- Fiber Optical Hydraulic Umbilical with medium voltage cores) and By Geography (North America, South America, Africa, Europe, Middle East and APAC).
Few of the leading companies operating in the umbilical market include Oceaneering International, Technip, Nexans, Aker Solutions, Prysmian Group, Subsea 7 and many more.
Research Methodology
The objective of the research is to present the historical growth (2010-2015) and the future projections (2016-2021) of the umbilical market (global, regional, country) by various types (Hydraulic Umbilical; Electro Hydraulic Umbilical; Electro Hydraulic & Electro- Fiber Optical Umbilical with Medium Voltage Cores). Historical market trend of umbilical has been figured out through secondary research (associations, annual reports, magazines, journals) and by various paid databases. For presenting the dynamics of the industry and future projections, primary research was conducted and experts from the industry were interviewed.
Scope of the Report
The report provides Segmentation of Umbilical by Types
- Hydraulic Umbilical
- Electro Hydraulic Umbilical
- Electro- Fiber Optical Hydraulic Umbilical
- Electro Hydraulic & Electro- Fiber Optical Umbilical with Medium Voltage Cores
The report provides coverage by Region
- North America
- South America
- Africa
- Europe
- Asia Pacific
- Middle East
The report provides coverage by Country
- United States
- Mexico
- Brazil
- Argentina
- China
- Australia
- Saudi Arabia
- Nigeria
- Angola
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The report could be customized according to the client’s specific research requirements. No additional cost will be required to pay for limited additional research.
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Table of Content:-
Research Methodology
Executive Summary
Product Overview
Global Oil and Gas Industry Overview
4.1. Global Crude Oil Production Market, By Volume, (Historic 2010-14)
4.2. Global Natural Gas Production Market, By Volume, (Historic 2010-2014)
Global Umbilical Market Overview
5.1. Global Umbilical Market: Total Market Size, Growth & Forecast
5.1.1. By Value (Historic 2011-15)
5.1.2. By Value (Forecast 2016E-21F)
5.2. Global Umbilical Market, By Component: Size, Growth & Forecast
5.2.1. Global Umbilical Component Market Share (%), 2015
5.3. Global Umbilical Market, By Type: Size, Growth & Forecast
5.3.1. Market Share, By Type, By Value (Historic 2011-15)
5.3.2. Market Share, By Type, By Value (Forecast 2016E-21F)
Global Umbilical Market Overview, By Regional Break-Up
6.1. Market Share, By Regions - 2015
6.2. Market Share, By Regions - 2021F
Americas Umbilical Market: An Analysis
Europe Umbilical Market: An Analysis
Africa Umbilical Market: An Analysis
Middle East Umbilical Market: An Analysis
APAC Umbilical Market: An Analysis
Market Dynamics
12.1. Market Drivers
12.2. Challenges
Market Trends and Developments
Porter Five Forces Analysis
14.1. Global Umbilical Market Porter Five Force Model
SWOT Analysis
15.1. Global Umbilical Market SWOT Analysis
Policy and Regulatory Landscape
Competitive Landscape
17.1. Competitive Benchmarking
17.1.1. Sales Comparatives, Top 5 Companies
17.1.2. EBITDA Comparatives, Top 5 Companies
17.1.3. EBIT Comparatives, Top 5 Companies
17.1.4. PBT Comparatives, Top 5 Companies
17.1.5. PAT Comparatives, Top 5 Companies
17.1.6. Current Ratio Comparatives, Top 5 Companies
17.1.7. Profit Margin Ratio, Top 5 Companies
17.1.8. Debt-Equity Ratio, Top 5 Companies
17.2. Company Profiling
17.2.1. Oceaneering International Inc.
17.2.2. Technip
17.2.3. Nexans
17.2.4. Aker Solutions
17.2.5. Prysmian Group
17.2.6. JDR Cable Systems Ltd
17.2.7. Subsea 7
17.2.8. Sandvik
17.2.9. Parker Hannifin Corp
17.2.10. Actuant
Strategic RecommendationsList of Figures
…CONTINUED
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Question: Mkhuseli Jack: Discipline drives cadre’s life

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After serving six years of his nine-year sentence on Robben Island for belonging to a banned organisation, Douglas Tyutyu and eight of his co-accused were released from prison on November 9 1970.
They were taken on a long journey by train, to be dumped in pre-selected places in the Eastern Cape, a practice common at the time.
This distribution of political activists and/or released prisoners paid no regard to whether a person had relatives, a place to stay or work opportunities in the chosen area.
Luckily for Tyutyu, the magistrate for Ilinge was a junior official and flatly refused to carry out this instruction on the grounds that he did not have administrative powers to do so.
He wanted the police to produce proof of the banishment order. When they could not do so, he instructed the police to take the prisoners back to Port Elizabeth.
The letters from their relatives showing that they would be welcomed back home was sufficient. This legal administrative bungle victory for the prisoners was short-lived.
Four weeks later, the other three men were rounded up by the police and sent back to Ilinge. Tyutyu escaped because he was attending a family gathering in his rural home.
However, even that respite did not last long, and he was picked up and locked up in police cells to be transferred to Ilinge. He found himself a lawyer who contested his removal.
Fortunately for him, even the Port Elizabeth magistrate decided in his favour.
He was free to stay in the city.
As Tyutyu was crossing one hurdle, new ones were cropping up.
He could not be considered for work as his work permit had expired in the first six months of his incarceration.
He had to battle to obtain a work seeker’s permit, something that was as scarce as gold.
Finding this permit was the most frustrating thing for any black person in those days.
It took him more than six months of being sent from pillar to post before he was granted a temporary permit. On top of all this, he had to report once a week at the Kwazakhele Police Station.
His first job was at Pyott’s biscuit factory in North End. Tyutyu still has a vivid memory of the low salary he was given, and the appalling working conditions he and other workers were subjected to. It was as if his life was starting all over again. The police started gradually to lose interest in him, as he was by now reporting once a month, until the reporting process was totally relaxed.
The relaxation of the restrictions allowed him to look for better paying jobs and his life was fast returning to normality.
Tyutyu’s best break was being employed at Ford in 1980, starting at the engine plant’s paint shop.
Although Tyutyu was pleased with his slow life transformation, his mind was always thinking about his comrades he had left behind.
He was particularly aggrieved by the burial of his friends on Robben Island and at other prisons, far from their ancestral homes.

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The candidate who wants to pursue Jacob Zuma, ex-wife, Nkosazana-Dlamini Zuma, started the demagoguery again, when at an ANC meeting when she demanded that radical economic transformation must take place to control “white capitalists” in the country.
Observers point out that she mostly uses the same terms as her former husband, and therefore hopes to get support for her campaign to become the ANC leader.
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Question: ‘Destiny 2’ Players Can Discover The Fate Of Saint-14 In ‘Curse Of Osiris’

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Destiny 2 players have lamented the lack of discoverable items in the PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and PC shooter. However, a recent discovery in one of the Curse of Osiris Adventures has led to much discussion about the fate of the legendary Titan, Saint-14. It also provides a clue to a future quest that may lead to players earning a new Exotic Shotgun.
This article may contain spoilers for Destiny 2. It is strongly suggested you do not read any further if you are concerned about anything that may spoil story content in the game.
How to See Saint-14
There is only one way to find Saint-14 and that is through the “Up and Up” Adventure. If you’ve already completed this Adventure, you can pick up the standard or Heroic version from Brother Vance in the Lighthouse to play again.
Once you’ve started the “Up and Up” Adventure, fight your way through the Infinite Forest’s land bridge until you reach the area for the Dark Future. Continue to battle your way through the Fallen until you reach the large platform where the Vex platforms begin to materialize on your way to the up and up.
You’ll notice a large Vex door at the back of the platform. A peephole rests in the middle of this door for you to peer inside and see Saint-14 floating above a dais and bathed in Light while the bodies of Vex are literally piled around him.
This is confirmed to be Saint-14 as YouTube creator JB3 managed to find a way to glitch into the room. Once inside, he was able to zoom in on the body and spot the Roman numeral XIV on the chest armor.
The door from which to view Saint-14 in the “Up and Up” Adventure. Bungie/Activision
What Does It Mean
First, kudos to Bungie for putting such an important easter egg in Destiny 2 for players to discover. The game has felt bereft of hidden objects to hunt down, and this is a big one.
It is it important to remember that this is a Vex simulation of the Dark Future and not the actual future. So, this may or may not be where and how Saint-14 rests. However, it does appear he did make the ultimate sacrifice defending humanity based on the lore items that were added to Destiny 2 in the Curse of Osiris expansion.
The first clue of Saint-14 and Curse of Osiris came from the Legend of Saint-14Grimoire card from Destiny 1: The Taken King. It describes how Saint-14 killed a Fallen Kell to end the battle of Six Fronts and finishes with the following line referring to Osiris being spotted on Mercury.
“Ghost, prepare my Vex arsenal and plot a course for Mercury. That old man is about to wake up hell.”
As you can tell by the Curse of Osiris expansion, Saint-14’s quest to find the enigmatic Warlock never bore fruit. In fact, it cost him his as the following lore lines for the Perfect Paradox Exotic Shotgun describes.
“I never found Osiris, but I’ve killed enough Vex to end a war. And they, in turn, struck a fatal blow: they completed a Mind with the sole function to drain the Light from me. It worked very well. Don’t worry (not that you worry much). It took them centuries to build, keyed to the unique frequency of my Light. And I sit atop its shattered husk.”
Meanwhile, the legendary Titan’s final log can be found in the Saint-14’s Gray Pigeon Exotic Ship. Here he writes to both Osiris and the Speaker, whom he calls his father, along with the promise to leave a gift to his “inspiration.”
“I hope whatever you find in this place is worth it. My recommendation to install you as Vanguard Commander was not a gesture to stroke your ego. It was an order to stay and help the City achieve all that it could. An order you refused to follow. News of my demise will no doubt reach you late. I can already see your response—the guilt that will follow, however fleeting. I thought you had changed after Six Fronts; that seeing your people on the brink of destruction and spared from death would be reward enough to stay. To fight. I’ll fight in your stead one last time. Father. My duty is at its end. I’ve seen what the City can become. I know you can lead its people to it. To my inspiration. Your final gift to me I now send back to you. It will be good to see you again. —Saint-14”
That final gift appears to the Perfect Paradox. The Exotic Shotgun was discovered in the game’s files but has yet to make an appearance. Additionally, Saint-14’s inspiration appears to be us, the player, based on the Helm of Saint-14 lore added in Curse of Osiris. It transcribes a conversation between Lord Shaxx and Cayde-6 where they discuss how Saint-14 claims he has seen the future and the one Guardian who is going to fix everything.
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This time-traveling oddity encapsulates the final lines in the Perfect Paradox’s lore as he appears to address his inspiration.
“I mourn that I will never reach the heights you have. To me, you represent everything a Guardian can become. Yours is a thriving City. So different from mine. My whole fourteenth life I fought to make my City yours. I never finished. All I have left is this weapon. The Cryptarchs say you crafted it yourself, built it out of scraps and Light and sheer will, inside the Infinite Forge. I’ll make sure it finds its way back to you. When you gave it to me, I swore I would make it my duty to follow your example. I’m still trying. —Saint-14”
How players can receive an Exotic weapon from Saint-14 they have not yet crafted themselves is definitely a paradox. How it can be earned will presumably come soon with the “Legends Lost” world quest. This will send players to the Infinite Forest in pursuit of Saint-14. The final objective will be to return the Titans personal effects to Brother Vance, which will presumably award the Perfect Paradox.
For all the problems Destiny 2 has had since launch, this is one of the nicer surprises. Bungie will hopefully continue to put more of these hidden lore-based quests in the game that reward players.
[H/T: The Destiny Reddit community, My Name is Byf, Myelin Games]

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Question: ‘Come on down, Governor Brown’

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Oregon’s Democratic Socialists of America and the Oregon Poor People’s Campaign held a rally on the front steps of the state capitol building in Salem on May 21 to protest a special session by Oregon Governor Kate Brown, in which lawmakers voted to amend a 2013 tax law to extend its benefits to sole proprietorships.
Rally organizers claimed the law benefits Oregon’s wealthiest residents over working-class people by funneling funds away from social services such as schools and public housing in favor of tax breaks for business owners.
“We are here to let our legislature know that we will no longer stand for subsidizing the wealthy while our communities continue to be disinvested from and outright ignored,” said Portland DSA Co-chair Olivia Katbi-Smith.
“The main focus of our campaign so far has been around city budget, [but] we are now taking it to the capitol because the governor is trying to give tax breaks to wealthy business owners,” Portland DSA co-chair Emily Golden-Fields said. “Divestment from public institutions, education, vital services [and] good-paying union jobs from our state to give tax breaks to the wealthy is unacceptable…We need actual bold leadership; we need a governor and legislature fighting for working people, not business interests.”
On the steps of the capitol building, ralliers formed a crowd of over 120 people chanting, “Fight poverty, not the poor,” and “Everybody has a right to live.” A series of speeches were followed by a satirical skit starring Sheena Sisk of Portland Tenants United as Governor Brown.
“We are trying to change the conversation around wealth and end the decade of austerity and neo-liberal policy that our state has brought us,” said Portland DSA Co-chair Olivia Katbi-Smith in a speech. “[The state has] continued to disinvest for decades from our communities, jobs, housing, from immigrant and refugee services [and] from necessary services that communities rely on, so we’re here to push back on that and say enough is enough.”
On April 6, Brown announced she would sign Senate Bill 1528, which would disqualify certain Oregon businesses from a 20 percent deduction included in the federal tax code. On the same day, she announced she would convene Monday’s special session with the goal of passing a proposal to expand lower tax rates to sole proprietorships—businesses run by a sole owner—which were excluded from the original law.
According to Brown, this proposal aims to help level the playing field for sole proprietorships—which she referred to in an official proclamation as “Oregon’s smallest businesses”—by allowing them to take advantage of the same tax breaks that many other businesses already do. Rally organizers disagree, referring to Brown’s proposal in a press release as “Nothing short of class warfare against the working people of Oregon.”
Portland DSA has developed its own tax proposal—known as the Tax the Rich plan—which includes a two percent tax on annual income over $250,000 and up to eight percent on individuals making more than $1 million per year. According to the proposal, total revenue from this plan could add up to $114 million in the City of Portland alone and up to $225 million in the greater metropolitan area.
Addressing the crowd, Policy Analyst for the Oregon Center for Public Policy Daniel Hauser focused on income inequality. “The typical Oregonian would have to work for over 120 years to equal [what] many Oregonians earn in a single year,” he said. “Seventy percent of the benefits from our existing tax policy benefits folks making over half a million dollars a year.”
Following the speeches, the ralliers filed into the capitol building, forming a circle in the lobby and chanting “Come on down, Governor Brown.” Despite the protest, however, Brown’s proposal passed 51-8 in the House of Representatives and 18-12 in the Senate.
“The working class and the poor in Oregon are being crushed under the austerity from years of disastrous neoliberal economic policy,” Golden-Fields said. Katbi-Smith added, “It’s time to tax the rich and fully fund our state.”

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Question: Fish and chips and flu pills: Sick customer’s delivery order goes viral

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LONDON – Plenty of us turn to takeout when we’re feeling too sick to cook. But a Belfast woman’s order has gone viral after she asked for a side order of medicine with her food.
Feeley’s Fish & Chip Shop received the unusual request from Fiona Cuffe on December 30. In the “‘additional comments” section, she’d written, “Will you please stop in Spar on the way and get me Benylin cold & flu tablets and I’ll give you the money, only ordering food so I can get the tablets I’m dying sick xx.”
Feeley’s shared a photo of the receipt on Facebook with the caption “Words absolutely fail me.”
Despite being taken aback, the restaurant fulfilled the order — and posted a picture of the much-needed flu pills before delivering them.
The original photo has been shared nearly 3,000 times on Facebook, with many commenters from around the world praising Feeley’s customer service. Even Fiona’s father John posted his thanks.
The restaurant’s social media manager, Daniel Casey, told CNN they were “shocked to see such a strange request — but I admired her skill to get what she needed!”
“And she stated she was dying, so of course we were happy to help.
“We operate in a small community and the customer in question has used us several times before,” he said. “She was delighted at receiving the medicine and we wish her a speedy recovery — our customers are the lifeblood of our business, and we will always do what we can for them.”
And just in case Fiona’s medicine didn’t perk her up, Feeley’s even offered to send her a free meal when she’s feeling better.

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Question: Theresa May to make a statement in Downing Street at 11.15

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Theresa May will make a rare speech from the steps of No 10 after meeting her Cabinet this morning.
Downing Street confirmed the speech would take place but refused to say what it would be about.
The Prime Minister's podium was set up in Downing Street ahead of her speech without a Government crest - suggesting a party political announcement.
The announcement sent into overdrive speculation Mrs May would call an early general election - potentially as soon as early June - after two polls showed her more than 20 points ahead of Labour.
The Prime Minister has only spoken from Downing Street on two occasions - on arriving for the first time at No 10 and in the aftermath of the Westminster terror attack.
Theresa May, pictured in the aftermath of the Westminster terror attack, will make a rare speech from the steps of No 10 after meeting her Cabinet this morning
Mrs May's podium was prepared in a sunny Downing Street this morning ahead of her surprise speech to the nation at 11.15am
As recently as last month, Mrs May ruled out holding an early election despite record breaking polling leads over Labour and Jeremy Corbyn.
It is widely believed the Prime Minister would be able to secure the two-thirds majority among MPs needed to overturn the provisions of the Fixed-Term Parliaments Act which require a five-year period between elections.
There is a narrow window of opportunity in which Mrs May could call an election for early June before the main Brexit talks are expected to begin.
The other EU leaders meet on April 29 to agree their own position. Little can then happen before French presidential election ends on May 7.
But Mrs May's official spokesman told a Westminster media briefing on March 20: 'There is no change in our position on an early general election, that there isn't going to be one... It is not going to happen.
'There is a Fixed-Term Parliaments Act.
'We have been clear that there isn't going to be an early general election and the Prime Minister is getting on with delivering the will of the British people.'
Mr Corbyn had repeatedly confirmed in public he would be prepared to vote for an early general election, despite his grim and deteriorating position in the polls.
As recently as March 26 he insisted Labour was ready for a poll.
As recently as last month, Mrs May ruled out holding an early election despite record breaking polling leads over Labour and Jeremy Corbyn - most recently at 21 points in a YouGov survey
With polls regularly giving Conservatives a double-digit lead over Labour, some Tory MPs have argued an early election would give Mrs May an opportunity to secure a comfortable majority in the House of Commons.
They warn that her precarious 17-seat working majority will leave her vulnerable to rebellions during the protracted process of negotiating withdrawal from the EU.

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Mr Starmer, the Labour MP for Holborn and St Pancras, reportedly complained about how long Brexit Secretary David Davis took to agree with his European counterpart on the terms for a transition deal. He said “this agreement could have been signed months ago” but “ministers wasted time fighting among themselves”, according to BBC political editor Laura Kuenssberg. Twitter users were quick to react to Mr Starmer’s comments. Shane Morgan said: “Kier Starmer and Labour could have come up with policies months ago. Fence sitting must be catching.”
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Another user branded Mr Starmer’s comment “rubbish” and added: “It was the remain MPs on all parties holding it back." Mr Starmer’s criticism comes as Brexit negotiators Michel Barnier and David Davis announced they'd made a “decisive step” towards agreeing a joint legal text which will set out the rules for a “orderly withdrawal” of the UK from the bloc. Before being signed off, the agreement will be taken to the next European Council of EU leaders summit taking place on Thursday for approval. Speaking alongside Mr Davis at a Brussels press conference, Mr Barnier said that there were still issues the two parties have to discuss including those related to the Irish borders, adding: “We are not at the end of the road and there is a lot of work still to be done.
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — The Charlotte 49ers have hired Virginia associate head coach Ron Sanchez as their new coach.
Sanchez will be introduced at a news conference next week, the school announced Monday.
Sanchez has been an integral part of two-time national coach of the year Tony Bennett's staff for the last 12 years, helping build Washington State and Virginia into national powers.
Virginia lost Friday night to UMBC, becoming the first No. 1 seed to get upset by a 16 seed in the NCAA Tournament.
Sanchez has spent the last nine seasons with Virginia, including the past three seasons as associate head coach.
Charlotte fired coach Mark Price in the middle of last season. Houston Fancher served as interim coach, but he was not retained.
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Nigeria’s foreign currency reserves is expected to hit $57 billion by year-end, several analysts and a senior official at the central bank told BusinessDay over the weekend. That works out to a 29.5 percent surge from current levels of $44 billion- which compares to South Africa’s $50.5 billion reserve and Egypt’s $38 billion as of…
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The naira beat analysts’ expectation and closed the year 2016 at 490 against the United States dollar at the parallel foreign exchange market.
Due to the intense pressure on the naira, currency and financial analysts had predicted that the local currency would hit 500/dollar on or before the New Year.
However, the naira was sold on the streets of Lagos and Abuja at 490/dollar on Saturday, the same rate it closed on Friday.
The local currency was expected to witness another round of decline against the dollar in the days preceding the New Year as an increase in dollar flows from Nigerians living abroad coming home for holidays fell short of expectations.
A Director at Union Capital Markets, Mr. Egie Akpata, said it was really difficult to predict the direction of the naira shortly before the New Year because part of the currency market had shut down for the year.
“You can’t really predict the market because part of the market had shut down for the New Year. Things will really take shape this week,” he said
On Thursday, the naira closed at 490 to the dollar, the same level it closed on Wednesday.
The naira had fallen against the greenback from 485 to 490 on Wednesday, reversing part of the gain it recorded the previous week.
The local currency fell to 495/dollar the previous week.
The naira has been under severe and continuous pressure as the scarcity of the US currency continues to create ripples in the financial markets and economy.
The CBN had about two weeks ago sold about $1bn on the forward market to clear a backlog of dollar obligations in selected sectors, Reuters reported on Thursday.
The traders said that the dollar sale, the largest special auction by the CBN since the naira peg was removed in June, was made two weeks ago, Reuters reported.
Outstanding dollar demand was about $4bn before June, when the 16-month-old peg was removed. Efforts to cut dollar demand have been largely unsuccessful due to low oil prices.
Crude sales account for about 90 per cent of Nigeria’s foreign exchange earnings.
Traders said the CBN told banks to prioritise airlines, manufacturing firms, petroleum products importers and agriculture sectors, the sectors worst hit by the dollar shortage, in the auction.
Some weeks ago, the naira plunged to 470/dollar, down from 455/dollar on the back of dollar shortage at the official and parallel forex markets.
The naira has, however, consistently closed around 305.5 a dollar level since August via the official window.
The CBN had on June 20 lifted its 16-month-old naira peg, following overwhelming dollar demand from companies and calls for a free floating of the naira by industry experts.
Experts, however, argued that the central bank had yet to fully allow the naira to float freely.
The Chief Executive Officer, Financial Derivatives Limited, Mr. Bismarck Rewane, said there was a need to overhaul the foreign exchange market and policies, in order to stabilise the forex market.
“The current state of the forex market in Nigeria must be reformed and completely overhauled. If you don’t do that, no matter what happens you are not going to get the results you want,” he said.
The CBN has struggled to support the naira as the country’s external reserves continue to fall.
Dollar shortages have caused many companies to halt operations and lay off workers, compounding an economic crisis exacerbated by the fall in global prices of oil, which accounts for over 70 per cent of Nigeria’s budget revenue.
Economic and financial experts said unless the lingering dollar supply problem was abated, the volatility in the exchange rate and the consequent economic challenges might continue.
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BOSTON (AP) — A purported psychic who charged an elderly Massachusetts woman more than $3.5 million for exorcisms and "spiritual cleansing" has pleaded guilty to evading taxes.
Federal prosecutors say 41-year-old Sally Ann Johnson of south Florida ran businesses that claimed to offer "psychic readings" and "spiritual cleansing and strengthening."
Between 2007 and 2014, prosecutors say a Martha's Vineyard woman paid Johnson more than $3.5 million for services that claimed to rid the woman of demons.
Prosecutors say Johnson didn't report the income and tried to hide the money so she wouldn't have to pay taxes on it.
Johnson pleaded guilty in the federal court in Boston Thursday and has agreed to repay the woman. She's expected to be sentenced in January.
Johnson's attorney declined to comment.

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“It’s easy, at a time of rolling scandals and hourly push alerts, to lose sight of how extraordinary this moment is,” CJR Editor and Publisher Kyle Pope writes in the opening pages of our new print issue. The past year has been unlike any the US political world has ever seen. Donald Trump’s rise from reality-TV celebrity to reality-TV president challenged and changed journalism in myriad ways. CJR’s fall magazine looks at the people, moments, and news organizations Trump’s presidency has affected.
From Ivanka to “the dossier” to a moment of reckoning for the political press, the issue tackles some of the biggest personalities and existential questions that have become part of the daily conversation in Washington.
In the days to come, we’ll be posting great pieces, including CJR’s Pope on his time as editor of The New York Observer under Jared Kushner (which publishes on cjr.org at noon today), McKay Coppins on the threat posed by right-wing media, Collier Meyerson on covering a country where race is everywhere, and many more. So keep checking in as we roll out the new issue, and if you’re not already a member, we’d be grateful for your support—$50 gets you a year of access to exclusive content, four issues of the print magazine, and invitations to CJR events.
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Decisions by most of the world’s elite golfers to skip the PGA Tour’s stop in West Virginia have been a boost for younger players like Xander Schauffele.
Schauffele had a one-stroke victory over Robert Streb at The Greenbrier resort last season, which ended with the 24-year-old from San Diego winning the Tour Championship and earning Rookie of the Year honors.
This year, nearly all of the two dozen rookies on the tour are in the field at A Military Tribute at The Greenbrier, which starts Thursday on the Old White TPC in White Sulphur Springs, West Virginia.
Chances are good that one or more of them could be near the top of the leaderboard. Four of the tournament’s seven champions have been first-time winners, including three rookies.
Schauffele likes his chances, too.
He is part of the successful high school class of 2011 that includes Jordan Spieth, Justin Thomas and Daniel Berger. Schauffele pointed out that Spieth won the John Deere Classic in 2013 and 2015, Thomas won in Malaysia in 2015 and 2016, and Berger at the St. Jude Classic in 2016 and 2017.
“I feel like I want to join that group,” Schauffele said Wednesday.
But Schauffele has missed the cut in three of his last four tournaments after finishing tied for second at The Players Championship.
At No. 24 in the world, he’s among five players ranked in the top 30 at The Greenbrier. The others are Bubba Watson (No. 13), Phil Mickelson (No. 20), Webb Simpson (No. 21) and Brian Harman (No. 26). Five from the top 15 in the FedEx Cup are competing.
Watson, a three-time winner this season, and Mickelson own vacation homes at The Greenbrier Sporting Club. The Greenbrier Classic, typically held around Independence Day, was renamed last month in honor of the nation’s active and past members of the military, who are being given free admission.
“It would be a huge accomplishment to win here in front of my home crowd,” Watson said. “What a dream that would be, my dad was in the military so now we’ve got the name of the tournament. It just would mean a lot for my family to honor my late dad.”
It’s the first tournament for Mickelson since the U.S. Open, when he intentionally violated golf rules by hitting a moving ball on the 13th green in the third round. He later apologized, saying his anger and frustration got the best of him.
The West Virginia stop could see a change when the PGA Tour reveals its full schedule this month for the next FedEx Cup season. The tournament at Sam Snead’s former playground in White Sulphur Springs is under contract through 2021.
Watson, for one, wouldn’t mind seeing a schedule change. From a business standpoint, he said the Fourth of July holiday always is a hectic time at The Greenbrier, so moving the tournament to later in the year, especially with the area’s spectacular fall foliage on display, would give the resort yet another busy week.
“I’ve always thought that the fall would be great,” he said.
Up for grabs this week are four spots in the British Open at Carnoustie starting July 19. Those will go to players not already exempt among the top 12 finishers in West Virginia.
All past winners are in the field. So is Abraham Ancer, who was tied for the lead entering the final round of last week’s Quicken Loans National. He finished tied for fourth.
Nineteen-year-old Norman Xiong is playing in his first tournament as a professional. He won the Haskins Award as the nation’s top college golfer during his sophomore year at Oregon, earning him an exemption at The Greenbrier.
“It’s pretty low-key here, so my mind’s pretty settled and I’m just trying to prepare the best I can for the upcoming week,” Xiong said. “It’s a different stage. It’s kind of a new beginning. I don’t know too many guys out here. Hopefully soon I can make some friends.”

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A woman tried to protest whilst Ms Le Pen was speaking on stage to the party faithful during a rally by the far-right party ahead of Sunday’s first round of presidential voting. However, the woman was dragged off the stage by bodyguards. According to the organisation’s website: “Our Mission is Protest! Our Weapon are bare breasts! And so FEMEN is born and sextremism is set off.
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“FEMEN is an international women’s movement of brave topless female activists painted with the slogans and crowned with flowers. “FEMEN female activists are the women with special training, physically and psychologically ready to implement the humanitarian tasks of any degree of complexity and level of provocation. FEMEN activists are ready to withstand repressions against them and are propelled by the ideological cause alone. "FEMEN is the special force of feminism, its spearhead militant unit, modern incarnation of fearless and free Amazons.”
Things you didn't know about Marine Le Pen Wed, April 5, 2017 Marine Le Pen is a French politician who is the president of the National Front, a national-conservative political party in France and one of its main political forces. Play slideshow AFP/Getty Images 1 of 10 Described as more democratic and republican than her nationalist father, she has led a movement of "de-demonization of the Front National" to detoxify it and soften its image
It is not the first time the feminist group has tried to disrupt an event organised by Marine Le Pen. A topless protestor was carried out by three security guards at a press conference by the right-wing leader in February this year. She had writing on her torso and repeatedly yelled: “Marine, fake feminist.”
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Following the incident, Femen took to its Facebook page to criticise the politician. The organisation said: “Nothing in the programme of Marine Le pen promotes the empowerment of women, no proposal was raised to further equality between the sexes. “Le Pen is a fictitious Republican, she's neither feminist, nor secular, nor for the defence of human rights... yet she is a candidate for the presidential election!”
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LONDON — A London museum has revealed that the remains of five archbishops of Canterbury were discovered inside a secret tomb beneath its building.
The Garden Museum posted a statement and video Sunday revealing the find, which was made more than a year ago.
The museum sits on a site that used to house the former St. Mary-at-Lambeth Church and is located next to Lambeth Palace, the archbishop of Canterbury’s London residence.
The remains were found while builders were renovating the building. They lifted some slabs to reveal a hidden crypt.
Garden Museum director Christopher Woodward says five archbishops were buried in the tomb, including Richard Bancroft.
Bancroft became archbishop in 1604 and played a major role in production of the King James Bible.
The remains of the others have not been identified.

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The legs of a skeleton emerge from the ground beneath a large rock believed to have crushed the victim's bust during the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius in A.D. 79, which destroyed the ancient town of Pompeii, at Pompeii's archeological site, near Naples, on May 29. The skeleton was found during recent excavations and is believed to be of a 35-year-old man with a limp who was hit by a pyroclastic cloud during the eruption.
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A man who fled the first eruption of Mount Vesuvius in the ancient Roman city of Pompeii, Italy, was crushed by a large block of stone nearly 2,000 years ago. Archaeologists just discovered his headless remains.
The skeleton is believed to belong to a man over 30-years-old with a bone infection who had trouble walking. He managed to escape the first volcanic eruption in in 79 AD, but was then struck by the stone block — likely a door jamb — hurling his body into a building.
Photographs of the discovery show the man's lower skeletal structure pinned under the block. His head has yet to be found, but could be buried under the block.
This is an "exceptional" find, Pompeii Archaeological Park director general Massimo Osanna said in a statement. It will "contribute toward an increasingly accurate picture of the history."
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Roxana Moise
Governor Simcoe Secondary School
Dramatic police chases, a friendly priest-turned-magician and botched international spy exchanges — these may not seem like part of your average family vacation, but for the Hollanders, they’re just another day in the life.
Comedy, emotion and unpredictability all came together to provide an uproarious night of entertainment at Eden High School’s performance of Don’t Drink the Water.
Woody Allen’s first published play, Don’t Drink the Water features a farcical cast of characters against the politically charged backdrop of the Cold War. In the American embassy of an unnamed country behind the Iron Curtain, the incompetent Axel Magee is given one last chance to handle business in the place of his father; however, his good intentions quickly go awry when a family of tourists on the run from the secret police burst in looking for asylum. Accused of being spies after cluelessly wandering into a top security area to snap some photos, the Hollander family causes chaos with their knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Eden’s cast skilfully handled the play, showcasing their acting ability with a series of scenes that left the audience in stitches. The well-chosen comedic talent kept the characters relatable throughout the progressively more unrealistic situations they were thrown into. This allowed an arrestingly real picture of the rest of the world to be painted by the actors, expanding the story far beyond the walls of the room. Through Walter and Marion’s squabbling about their lives and Father Drobney’s narration, people and events that were never shown seemed as substantial as the physical scene before the audience’s eyes.
Standout performances included Bailly Grigg and Jesse Klassen as Marion and Walter Hollander, an American couple with a penchant for arguing. The pair’s natural comedic timing, supplemented with thick New Jersey accents, brought their characters to life through both their bickering and their more tender moments, however rare. Axel Magee’s self-deprecating sense of humour, along with the well-meaning intents behind his sometimes disastrous actions, were also captured excellently by Carson Suggett’s use of expression.
The scene was set entirely in the main room of the embassy, with details like the green- striped walls and the classic rotary phone on the desk transporting the drama back to the ’60s. The passage of time was portrayed through subtle prop and costume changes, something that added an extra layer of realism to the lives of those stuck in the embassy. The timing of the lighting and sound effects were also commendable, from the well-executed flashing of a bomb to Axel’s not-so-subtle attempts to spark a romance by lowering the lights in his office. The technical aspects as a whole were well-chosen and added polish to the piece.
The comedic prowess and chemistry of the cast, paired with the thoughtful directorial choices, had the audience laughing, cringing and gasping along with the characters.
At the end of the night, Eden’s performance of Don’t Drink the Water was an abundance of fun and ultimately a show to remember.
Don’t Drink the Water a comedic whirlwind
Sam Langdon
Greater Fort Erie Secondary School
It’s the 1960s in Europe. The Cold War rages. A family of American tourists are hiding out in an American embassy on the other side of the Iron Curtain, attempting to escape capture at the hands of the secret police.
While it may sound like the premise for a drama, or a thriller, or perhaps even a prequel to The Americans, Eden High School’s production of Don’t Drink the Water is anything but traditional.
The comedic play was penned by Woody Allen in 1966, and is brought to life on stage in a cosy theatre at Eden High School.
The small space was outfitted with a lovely set that perfectly captured the time period of the piece and was used well within the play to facilitate smooth character entrances and exits, and accommodate a number of chase sequences and other comedic bits of staging. As the play was written more than 50 years ago, some of the humour can feel a little bit dated, but much of it still rings true, and all is well presented in this production.
The energetic cast, under the direction of fellow student, Jenny Wubs, brings to life the play’s quirky and vibrant characters. They carry the audience along through a series of increasingly more bizarre, hilarious and high-stakes situations. Standout performances were given by Jesse Klassen and Bailly Grigg for their roles as Walter and Marion Hollander, respectively. The duo were a comedic tour de force, their fantastic chemistry and back-and-forth banter put the audience in stitches whenever they took the stage.
Physical comedy was also used wonderfully throughout the production, particularly by Carson Suggett, as Axel Magee, the bumbling son of the ambassador and de facto leader of the embassy in his father’s absence.
Both the cast and the crew alike are to be commended for their seamless execution of the play’s numerous quick costume changes, and the immaculate co-ordination of the lighting and sound cues with the action taking place on stage. On the odd occasion something did go awry, the cast was always ready to step in, quickly and smoothly correcting any issues. Though the blackouts between scenes could feel a bit long at times, the cast’s high energy and wild antics brought the audience quickly back into the story, the pause being relatively quickly forgotten.
Eden’s Don’t Drink the Water is a comedic whirlwind sure to keep audiences laughing from the moment of the Hollander’s capture to right up to their escape.
Eden takes a hilarious trip with the Hollanders
Carolyn Holmes
Sir Winston Churchill Secondary School
We’ve all had our share of disastrous vacations, but if you think that yours were bad, meet the Hollanders.
They’re your average American family with really bad luck and a lot of curiosity. The most important thing they learn: “Don’t drink the water.”
Eden High School put on a hilarious performance of Don’t Drink the Water, a political comedy and Woody Allen’s first published play.
It takes place during the 1960s, in an American embassy behind the Iron Curtain, where trouble strikes after Ambassador Magee leaves his disaster-prone son Axel in charge of the embassy. Within minutes three American tourists, the Hollanders, come running in seeking refuge from the police for taking photos in a restricted zone. The story takes off from here, chock full of comedy, disaster and a bit of romance. In Don’t Drink the Water, you never know what’s going to come next.
This student-directed play (Jenny Wubs) was well-executed, and the cast was well-versed in its choreography and lines. The actors were in time with their cues, and well prepared to smooth over any mishaps. The dynamic duo of Marion Hollander (Bailly Grigg) and Walter Hollander (Jesse Klassen) amused the audience with their comical lines and facial expressions, while the dramatic actions of Axel Magee (Carson Suggett) and Susan Hollander (Diana Karapetyan) were pulled off without a hitch. Notable performances were put on by the chef (Rowan Hegi), as she was chased around the room carrying a hare, and Krojack (Braeden Miller), the agent charged with capturing the Hollanders.
The original music by Ethan Hanlin added another dimension to the play, and entertained viewers during costume changes. An especially memorable James Bond-esque composition fit nicely into the play.
Although all scenes took place in a single room, the set was well done and very detailed. It used all the space on the small stage well, and effectively utilized props. Additionally, the stage was well lit. The costumes were appropriate for the time period, and the hair of the actresses was suited to the personality of each character. The costume changes, while occasionally lengthy, were frequent and helped to move the story along. The lighting and sound was prompt, with no time lapses.
This hilarious play, that had viewers in stitches, is well worth taking the time to see, so pack your bags, and take a trip with the Hollanders.

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This Canada goose was found with a blow dart hanging in its neck at Kissing Camels Golf Course in Colorado Springs. It is one of many wildlife animals that have been targeted and harassed with darts. Colorado Parks and Wildlife Courtesy photo

A peacock was shot out of tree and plunged to its death on a quiet lane in South Coconut Grove. Peacockicide: It has come to this in Miami, ground zero for the battle between residents who love the bejeweled birds and treat them as exotic pets and those who loathe the invasive species and shun them as a squawking, defecating nuisance.
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Question: Eric Decker Posts Sweet Message About Being Most Thankful for Jessie James Decker After Losing Football This Year

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Despite a bit of a rough year in his football career, Eric Decker is feeling exceptionally grateful to ring in 2017 thanks to his wife, Jessie James Decker and their two kids, Vivianne and Eric II.
The New York Jets player—who suffered a season-ending injury in October—took to Instagram on New Year's Day to share a photo of his babies with a sweet message for Jessie and their family.
"#2016 has brought me so many joys, laughter, challenges and appreciation to my life!" he began, adding, "Having football taken from me and going thru 2 surgeries has made me step back and be thankful for everything I have in my life! To live in the moment and take nothing for granted!"

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Question: Critiques fly as Tillerson struggles to define his mission

MANILA, Philippines (AP) — In a wood-paneled stateroom in the Philippine presidential palace, Rex Tillerson sat across from a leader who boasts of hunting down drug dealers to personally kill. Whether he'd confront his host for letting police kill thousands — and how forcefully — was being closely scrutinized for proof the Trump administration has any commitment to human rights.
When the secretary of state ultimately broached it last week with President Rodrigo Duterte, he backed into it, rattling off U.S. death tolls and addiction rates that tell the story of America's opioid crisis. Then he noted matter-of-factly that Americans have voiced concern about Duterte's approach to his country's drug war. He offered U.S. help, two of the meeting's participants said.
To Tillerson's critics, it was the latest underperformance by a secretary of state they see as abdicating traditional roles and aspirations of American diplomacy. To Tillerson, aides said, it was a concrete solution to a problem, rather than grandstanding for grandstanding's sake.
Since taking office in February, Tillerson has earned praise from President Donald Trump despite policy differences, top Cabinet members and even some Democrats, including those who take solace in the tempering role he plays in an otherwise frenetic and unpredictable administration.
Yet he's also stoked deep doubts about his leadership among many U.S. diplomats and the traditional foreign policy establishment, with a daily drumbeat of editorials like "Why Has Rex Tillerson Belly-Flopped as Secretary of State?" and "How Rex Tillerson is Wrecking the State Department."
And so difficult has Trump made Tillerson's job at times that it's sparked talk of a "Rexit," a potential early departure from the job. As with the histrionic headlines, Tillerson has brushed it all off, calmly telling reporters last month, "I'm not going anywhere."
This account of Tillerson's first six months draws on interviews with roughly two dozen State Department officials, foreign diplomats and other Tillerson associates. Some weren't authorized to comment publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity.
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In private conversations, Tillerson has taken issue with the approach of his predecessors, and especially John Kerry, whose high public profile, constant travel and impulse to plunge himself into every crisis became a running State Department joke.
Tillerson has told those in his orbit he can get more done if countries know they can negotiate in confidence without their positions being dissected in the press.
That argument hasn't caught on among the chorus of diplomats and foreign policy scholars who have piled on, claiming he's squandering the only real tool in his arsenal. After all, diplomats don't have weapons at their disposal, only words.
There are questions about why he took the job if he doesn't have a particular mark he hopes to leave on the world. In a Washington Post column entitled "Rex Tillerson is a Huge Disappointment," former Bush administration official Michael Gerson asked, "Who would want to be known as the secretary of state who retreated from the promotion of justice and democracy?"
Many past secretaries reached eagerly and early for Nobel Peace Prize-worthy achievements. Tillerson's most enthusiastic focus has been streamlining the State Department's inner workings, a project expected to extend the rest of the year or longer.
"I think he came to the job with a feeling that America was approaching foreign policy with too much of a missionary zeal. We were telling the world what they ought to do," said John Hamre, president of the Center for Strategic and International Studies, where Tillerson served 11 years on the board. "He's not a missionary for grand causes. He's a pragmatist."
Two decades ago, as Tillerson was rising through Exxon's management, the oil company merged with Mobil to become the world's biggest, with revenues exceeding many countries' economies. Tillerson has told aides the State Department redesign is tougher than the merger ever was.
"This takes time," said R.C. Hammond, a senior Tillerson adviser. "We're not changing one light switch. We're rewiring an entire house."
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On his first day as America's top diplomat, Tillerson spoke in the marbled lobby of the State Department's Harry S. Truman Building headquarters. He told assembled employees that he knew the election was "hotly contested" and that while all were entitled to their beliefs, it mustn't overwhelm "our ability to work as one team."
Much of the diplomatic corps was deeply suspicious of the new administration's worldview. An astonishing 900 signed a rare "dissent memo" — before Tillerson even arrived — objecting to Trump's initial travel ban on people from seven mainly Muslim countries.
Tillerson, the Exxon Mobil CEO until just weeks earlier, represented to some the prospect of a sober, levelheaded "adult in the room" for Trump's national security decisions. As Sen. Ben Cardin of Maryland, the Foreign Relations Committee's top Democrat, put it in Tillerson's confirmation hearing, "You don't strike me as someone likely to be naive."
Addressing State Department workers, Tillerson emphasized honesty, respect and accountability for all — themes borrowed from the Boy Scouts of America that he once led.
Then he started talking about efficiency. He predicted "changes to how things are traditionally done." The mood in the room changed.
"Change for the sake of change can be counterproductive, and that will never be my approach," Tillerson said. "But we cannot sustain ineffective traditions over optimal outcomes."
When, two months later, Tillerson embraced a 37-percent cut to foreign aid and diplomatic spending, lawmakers of both parties balked, accusing him of weakening diplomacy and U.S. influence. Trump's final proposed budget softened the cuts somewhat, but still calls for roughly one-third less money, fewer workers and consolidation of many offices.
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Tillerson locked in his reputation as an under-the-radar secretary on his first trip abroad, when he told the one reporter allowed to travel with him he was "not a big media press access person" and said, "I personally don't need it."
In Texas, that approach paid off for Tillerson, and Exxon flourished. Corporations are rarely harmed by their CEOs avoiding the limelight.
But in Washington, the same approach has denied Tillerson the chance to define his own narrative — or to effectively calm the inevitable concerns when a workforce of 75,000 is told big cuts are coming.
"I will say this: It's very Rex," said Paul Tetreault, director of Washington's Ford's Theatre, where Tillerson was involved for a decade. "He is disciplined, he is methodical, he has a plan. You, me, we may not know what that plan is, but I think he does."
Still, the vacuum has been filled by a steady stream of rumors, leaks and reports about impending changes that, left largely unchallenged by Tillerson, have reached sky-is-falling proportions. Among them:
— That promotion of a just and democratic world may be removed from the State Department's mission statement. An early draft that relied on employee feedback didn't include it, but officials say the final version likely will.
— That Tillerson wants to move passports and visas to the Homeland Security Department. Outside consultants recommended it, but Tillerson and Deputy Secretary John Sullivan oppose the move.
— That a micromanaging Tillerson has taken back all authorities previously delegated to subordinates. In fact, Tillerson rescinded a few, left most in place and issued a dozen-plus other new ones.
"There are elements of truth in some of these stories," Sullivan, Tillerson's deputy, said. "But then they're twisted in a way that makes it sound as though the secretary is out of touch, mismanaging, whatever. I see him, when he's in town, three or four times a day. The guy is committed to the mission."
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On one critique, even Tillerson agrees.
So slow has Trump's administration been to staff the State Department that nearly the entire upper echelon of assistant secretaries who oversee specific regions and functions is vacant. Foreign embassies, reluctant to publicly criticize Tillerson, privately complain they have no point person— or only an "acting" official with limited authority.
"No," Tillerson said last month when asked if he's satisfied with the pace of hiring. "I'd like it to go faster."
The empty offices are due in part to Trump, in part Tillerson. While political spats with the White House have stalled some of Tillerson's preferred picks, in some cases he's leaving positions vacant because they might be eliminated or combined with other posts in the overhaul.
Many "special envoys" and issue-specific offices are expected to be merged into related State Department bureaus. That's sparked concern among some lawmakers and special interest groups but also enjoys support from some diplomats who have long complained about a notoriously unwieldy bureaucracy.
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No secretary before Tillerson has faced the unique challenge of working for a president like Trump. So often does Trump contradict or undermine him that foreign diplomats have struggled to determine when Tillerson truly speaks for his boss.
No sooner had Tillerson tried to calm the nation by downplaying prospects for a North Korea military conflict than Trump reaffirmed his "fire and fury" threat and boasted about U.S. nuclear weapons.
But Trump also defends Tillerson, saying Friday they were "totally on the same page." Tillerson often downplays signs of incongruity between their messages, and on North Korea, Tillerson says boss was merely "trying to support our efforts by ensuring that North Korea understands what the stakes are."
There have been similar divisions over Qatar, Iran and the Paris climate accord.
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In the Cabinet, it's Tillerson who's made the most concerted effort to translate Trump's "America First" mantra into cohesive policy. In a May speech, Trump said alliances remain critical but that as the world changed economically and militarily over the last two decades, things grew "out of balance" and no longer serve U.S. interests as well.
What Tillerson said next fueled growing concerns that traditional values of human rights, democracy and global well-being were falling away under Tillerson and Trump. The secretary said America's values are not its policies, and that forcing values on others too heavily "really creates obstacles" for U.S. interests.
Tillerson's aides argue he's actually promoting those values more effectively than his predecessors, by using a "light touch" and offering specific solutions or help rather than issuing demands or self-righteous lectures. In each case, aides said, Tillerson emphasizes why doing the right thing advances another country's self-interests.
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Six months in, Tillerson presides over a State Department deeply uneasy about its future, but still hopeful he'll lead American diplomacy more successfully than the panicked editorials predict.
Insigniam, a consulting firm Tillerson hired for the department's redesign, warned in a 110-page report that prolonged uncertainty would have negative repercussions. Tillerson says he's mindful of that but hopes the uncertainty will ebb as the redesign takes shape.
"It's to be expected that we will go through some morale issues early on," Tillerson said this month. But, he added, "I cannot change what we're doing from a policy standpoint, if that's what's behind people's unhappiness."
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Lee reported from Washington.

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Defense Secretary Jim Mattis is looking to the Middle East and North Africa for broader contributions and new ideas to fight Islamic extremism as the Trump administration fleshes out its counterterrorism strategy.


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The Leadership Greater Rochester Program will host a networking event for Oakland County professionals.
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• The event will take place from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. on June 21 at Revel Bros. Ice Cream and Wafels in Rochester Hills, 260 Adams Road.
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" Brazil's army will deploy soldiers in Rio de Janeiro's metropolitan area until Feb. 22, one week before Carnaval ends. Temer only partly agreed with Rio de Janeiro Gov. Luiz Fernando Pezao's request to have troops police the entire state until March 5. The soldiers will help amid police officers' strike threats and riots led by anarchists during state legislature votes on austerity measures.
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Brazil's President Michel Temer adjusts his microphones during a press conference at the Planalto Presidential Palace, in Brasilia, Brazil, Monday, Feb. 13, 2017, where he spoke on the security vacuum created by a "police halt" in the Brazilian state Espirito Santo. Temer called the police halt "an insurgency against the Constitution."
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Question: WI man arrested in serial toilet clogging, Sheboygan cops say

The toilets of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, are finally safe.
Sheboygan police arrested a 33-year-old man Monday on suspicion that he’s the vandal who spent the past two years clogging a public toilet more than two dozen times. Repairing clog after clog has drained thousands in taxpayer funds from the city, which is perched on Lake Michigan north of Milwaukee. Police have not named the suspect.
The Memorial Day arrest came following a tip from a citizen, police said.
The villain’s clogging tool was an unconventional one, according to police. He would take a 20-ounce soda bottle and jam it into a women’s toilet at the Deland Community Center in the city. Once he’d lodged a bottle deep in the pipes, the vandal would run-off — leaving behind a messy surprise for the city to clean up.
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In March, the city got desperate enough that police issued a plea for help on Facebook.
“This is very strange … and gross, but that is the reality of life,” the city’s police department wrote at the time, begging for leads or tips.
Police said in March that surveillance cameras suggested a man was to blame. Commenters on Facebook said the city should have installed cameras years ago to catch the culprit and avoid paying to clean up after him.
As of March, the serial clogger had struck three times just this year, according to Joe Kerlin, the city’s parks and forestry superintendent. But the clogger had been even busier in past years, Kerlin told the Sheboygan Press — blocking the same public women’s toilet 14 times in 2017, and 12 the year before.
That substantial tally (29 cloggings — but who’s counting?) only includes incidents since the city began keeping track, Kerlin told the newspaper. And it wasn’t until halfway into 2016 it dawned on authorities that a serial clogger was on the loose. Kerlin estimated that the city has spent between $2,000 and $3,000 dealing with the clogger’s reign of terror.
“A lot of times we can just fish ’em out,” Kerlin told the newspaper, describing the best case scenario. Especially obstinate bottles mean plumbers have to remove the entire toilet.
The case has been passed off to the Sheboygan County District Attorney's Office for charges to be filed, WBAY reports.

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