title: JOKE OF THE WEEK: Dear Clueless…
text: Boom!Dear Abby,My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago, he hasn t even looked for a new one.  All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.  Since our daughter went away to college he doesn t even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?Signed: Clueless Dear Clueless:Grow up and dump him. You don t need him anymore! Good grief woman, you re running for President of the United States!  AbbyNailed it!