title: the ugly truth of six more leftist heroes
text: hillary at the laugh factory part  loser users browsing this forum majestic bot  msnbot media and  guests display posts from previous powered by phpbb      phpbb group the uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow they come to be accepted by degrees by precedent by implication by erosion by default by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other  until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the countrys official ideology  ayn rand 
  rubiks  rubiks cube  used by special individual permission of seven town ltd write down this number and report to your kommissar at the nearest railroad station dont forget warm clothes and a shovel 
  in hillarys america email server scrubs you 
  obama transfers his nobel peace prize to antitrump rioters 
  democrats blame hillarys criminal email server for her loss demand it face prison 
  afraid of dangerous trump presidency protesters preemptively burn america down to the ground 
  clinton foundation in foreclosure as foreign donors demand refunds 
  hillary clinton blames youtube video for unexpected and spontaneous voter uprising that prevented her inevitable move into the white house 
  sudden rise in sea levels explained by disproportionately large tears shed by climate scientists in the aftermath of trumps electoral victory 
  fbi director comey delighted after receiving nobel prize for speed reading  emails in one week 
  un deploys troops to american college campuses in order to combat staggeringly low rape rates 
  responding to trumps surging poll numbers obama preemptively pardons himself for treason 
  following hurricane matthews failure to devastate florida activists flock to the sunshine state and destroy trump signs manually 
  tim kaine takes credit for interrupting hurricane matthew while debating weather in florida 
  study many nonvoters still undecided on how theyre not going to vote 
  the evolution of dissent on november th the nation is to decide whether dissent will stop being racist and become sexist  or it will once again be patriotic as it was for  years under george w bush 
  venezuela solves starvation problem by making it mandatory to buy food 
  breaking the clinton foundation set to investigate the fbi 
  obama captures rare pokémon while visiting hiroshima 
  movie news the big friendly giant government flops at box office audiences say its creepy 
  barack obama if i had a son hed look like micah johnson 
  white house edits orlando  transcript to say shooter pledged allegiance to nra and republican party 
  president george washington redcoats do not represent british empire king george promotes a distorted version of british colonialism 
  following obamas okiedoke speech  stock of okiedoke soars nasdaq obama best okiedoke salesman 
  weaponized baby formula threatens planned parenthood office aclu demands federal investigation of gerber 
  experts melting antarctic glacier could cause sale levels to rise up to  off select items by this weekend 
  travel advisory airlines now offering flights to front of tsa line 
  as obama instructs his administration to get ready for presidential transition trump preemptively purchases t keys for white house keyboards 
  john kasich selfidentifies as gop primary winner demands access to white house bathroom 
  upcoming trumpkelly interview on foxnews sponsored by lets make a deal and the price is right 
  news from  once the evacuation of lena dunham and  of other hollywood celebrities to canada is confirmed trump resigns from presidency my work here is done 
  nonpresidential candidate paul ryan pledges not to run for president in new nonpresidential nonad campaign 
  trump suggests creating muslim database obama symbolically protests by shredding white house guest logs beginning  
  national enquirer john kasichs real dad was the milkman not mailman 
  national enquirer bound delegates from colorado wyoming found in ted cruzs basement 
  iran breaks its pinkyswear promise not to support terrorism us state department vows rockpaperscissors strategic response 
  women across the country cheer as racist democrat president on  bill is replaced by black progun republican 
  federal reserve solves budget crisis by writing itself a trilliondollar check 
  widows orphans claim responsibility for brussels airport bombing 
  che guevaras son hopes cubas communism will rub off on us proposes a long list of people the government should execute first 
  susan sarandon i dont vote with my vagina voters in line behind her still suspicious use hand sanitizer 
  campaign memo typo causes hillary to court new black panties vote 
  new hampshire votes for socialist sanders changes state motto to live for free or die 
  martin omalley drops out of race after iowa caucus nation shocked with revelation he has been running for president 
  statisticians one out of three bernie sanders supporters is just as dumb as the other two 
  hillary campaign denies accusations of smokinggun evidence in her emails claims they contain only smokingcircumstantialgun evidence 
  obama stops short of firing us congress upon realizing the difficulty of assembling another group of such tractable yesmen 
  in effort to contol wild passions for violent jihad white house urges gun owners to keep their firearms covered in gun burkas 
  tv horror live a charlie brown christmas gets shot up on air by mohammed cartoons 
  democrats vow to burn the country down over ted cruz statement the overwhelming majority of violent criminals are democrats 
  russias trend to sign bombs dropped on isis with this is for paris found response in obama administrations trend to sign american bombs with return to sender 
  university researchers of cultural appropriation quit upon discovery that their research is appropriation from a culture that created universities 
  archeologists discover remains of what barack obama has described as unprecedented unamerican and notwhoweare immigration screening process in ellis island 
  mizzou protests lead to declaring entire state a safe space changing missouri motto to the dont show me state 
  green energy fact if we put all green energy subsidies together in onedollar bills and burn them we could generate more electricity than has been produced by subsidized green energy 
  state officials improve chances of healthcare payouts by replacing obamacare with state lottery 
  nasas new mission to search for racism sexism and economic inequality in deep space suffers from race gender and class power struggles over multibilliondollar budget 
  college progress enforcement squads issue schematic humor charts so students know if a joke may be spontaneously laughed at or if regulations require other action 
  isis opens suicide hotline for us teens depressed by climate change and other progressive doomsday scenarios 
  virginia county to close schools after teacher asks students to write death to america in arabic 
  wear hijab to school day ends with spontaneous female circumcision and stoning of a classmate during lunch break 
  isis releases new even more barbaric video in an effort to regain mantle from planned parenthood 
  impressed by fox news stellar rating during gop debates cnn to use same formula on democrat candidates asking tough pointed questions about republicans 
  shocking new book explores pros and cons of socialism discovers they are same people 
  pope outraged by planned parenthoods unfettered capitalism demands equal redistribution of baby parts to each according to his need 
  john kerry accepts irans golden taquiyya award requests jalapenos on the side 
  citizens of pluto protest us governments surveillance of their planetoid and its moons with new horizons space drone 
  john kerry proposes day waiting period for all terrorist nations trying to acquire nuclear weapons 
  chicago police trying to identify flag that caused nine murders and  injuries in the city this past weekend 
  cuba opens to affordable medical tourism for americans who cant afford obamacare deductibles 
  statefunded research proves existence of quantum aggression particles heterons in large hadron collider 
  student job opportunities make big bucks this summer as hillarys ordinaryamerican all expenses paid travel free acting lessons 
  experts debate whether iranian negotiators broke john kerrys leg or he did it himself to get out of negotiations 
  junior varsity takes ramadi advances to quarterfinals 
  us media to gop pool of candidates knowing what we know now would you have had anything to do with the founding of the united states 
  ny mayor to hold peace talks with rats apologize for previous mayors cowboy diplomacy 
  china launches cubeshaped space object with a message to aliens the inhabitants of earth will steal your intellectual property copy it manufacture it in sweatshops with slave labor and sell it back to you at ridiculously low prices 
  progressive scientists truth is a variable deduced by subtracting what is from what ought to be 
  experts agree hillary clinton best candidate to lessen percentage of americans in top  
  americas attempts at peace talks with the white house continue to be met with lies stalling tactics and bad faith 
  starbucks new policy to talk race with customers prompts new hashtag dontholduptheline 
  hillary delete is the new reset 
  charlie hebdo receives islamophobe  award  the cartoonists could not be reached for comment due to their inexplicable illogical deaths 
  russia sends reset button back to hillary you need it now more than we do 
  barack obama finds out from cnn that hillary clinton spent four years being his secretary of state 
  president obama honors leonard nimoy by taking selfie in front of starship enterprise 
  police if obama had a convenience store it would look like obama express food market 
  study finds stunning lack of racial gender and economic diversity among middleclass white males 
  nasa were  sure about being  sure about being  sure about being  sure about  being the hottest year on record 
  people holding  an hour now posters sue democratic party demanding raise to  an hour for rendered professional protesting services 
  cubaus normalization us tourists flock to see cuba before it looks like the us and cubans flock to see the us before it looks like cuba 
  white house describes attacks on sony pictures as spontaneous hacking in response to offensive video mocking juche and its prophet 
  cia responds to democrat calls for transparency by releasing the directors cut of the making of obamas birth certificate 
  obama if i had a city it would look like ferguson 
  biden if i had a ferguson hic it would look like a city 
  obama signs executive order renaming looters to undocumented shoppers 
  ethicists agree two wrongs do make a right so long as bush did it first 
  the aftermath of the war on women  finds a new lost generation of disillusioned democrat politicians unable to cope with life out of office 
  white house republican takeover of the senate is a clear mandate from the american people for president obama to rule by executive orders 
  nurse kaci hickox angrily tells reporters that she wont change her clocks for daylight savings time 
  democratic party leaders in panic after recent poll shows most democratic voters think midterm is when to end pregnancy 
  desperate democratic candidates plead with obama to stop backing them and instead support their gop opponents 
  ebola czar issues fiveyear plan with mandatory quotas of ebola infections per each state based on voting preferences 
  study crony capitalism is to the free market what the westboro baptist church is to christianity 
  fun facts about world languages the left has more words for statism than the eskimos have for snow 
  african countries to ban all flights from the united states because obama is incompetent it scares us 
  nobel peace prize controversy hillary not nominated despite having done even less than obama to deserve it 
  obama ebola is the jv of viruses 
  breaking secret service foils secret service plot to protect obama 
  revised st amendment buy one speech get the second free 
  sharpton calls on white nfl players to beat their women in the interests of racial fairness 
  president obama appoints his weekly approval poll as new national security adviser 
  obama wags pen and phone at putin europe offers support with powerful pens and phones from nato members 
  white house pledges to embarrass isis back to the stone age with a barrage of fearsome twitter messages and fatally ironic instagram photos 
  obama to fight isis with new federal terrorist regulatory agency 
  obama vows isis will never raise their flag over the eighteenth hole 
  harry reid sometimes i say the wong thing 
  elian gonzalez wishes he had come to the us on a bus from central america like all the other kids 
  obama visits usmexican border calls for a twostate solution 
  obama draws blue line in iraq after putin took away his red crayon 
  hard choices a porno flick loosely based on hillary clintons memoir and starring hillary hellfire as a drinking whoring secretary of state wildly outsells the flabby sagging original 
  accusations of siding with the enemy leave sgt bergdahl with only two options pursue a doctorate at berkley or become a senator from massachusetts 
  jay carney stuck in line behind eric shinseki to leave the white house estimated wait time from  min to  weeks 
   of scientists agree that if manmade global warming were real the last people wed want to help us is the obama administration 
  jay carney says he found out that obama found out that he found out that obama found out that he found out about the latest obama administration scandal on the news 
  anarchy now meeting turns into riot over points of order bylaws and whether or not kicking the  ass of the person trying to speak is or is not violence 
  obama retaliates against putin by prohibiting unionized federal employees from dating hot russian girls online during work hours 
  russian separatists in ukraine riot over an offensive youtube video showing the toppling of lenin statues 
  free speech zones confuse obamaphone owners who roam streets in search of additional air minutes 
  obamacare bolsters employment for professionals with skills to convert meth back into sudafed 
  gloves finally off obama uses pen and phone to cancel putins netflix account 
  joe biden to russia we will bury you by turning more of eastern europe over to your control 
  in lastditch effort to help ukraine obama deploys rev sharpton and rev jacksons rainbow coalition to crimea 
  al sharpton not even putin can withstand our signature chanting racist sexist antigay russian army go away 
  mardi gras in north korea  throw me some food  
  obamas foreign policy works war invasion and conquest are signs of weakness weve got putin right where we want him 
  us offers military solution to ukraine crisis we will only fight countries that have lgbt military 
  putin annexes brighton beach to protect ethnic russians in brooklyn obama appeals to un and eu for help 
  the s mr obama were just calling to ask if you want our foreign policy back  the s are right here with us and theyre wondering too 
  in a stunning act of defiance obama courageously unfriends putin on facebook 
  msnbc obama secures alliance with austrohungarian empire against russias aggression in ukraine 
  study springbreak is to stds what april th is to accountants 
  efforts to achieve moisture justice for california thwarted by unfair redistribution of snow in america 
  north korean voters unanimous we are the  
  leader of authoritarian gulagsite the peoples cube unanimously reelected with  voter turnout 
  super bowl obama blames fox news for broncos loss 
  feminist author slams gay marriage a man needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle 
  beverly hills campaign heats up between henry waxman and marianne williamson over the widening income gap between millionaires and billionaires in their district 
  biden to lower aplate dinner for the homeless to  so more homeless can attend 
  kim becomes world leader feeds uncle to dogs obama eats dogs becomes world leader america cries uncle 
  north korean leader executes own uncle for talking about obamacare at family christmas party 
  white house hires parttime schizophrenic mandela sign interpreter to help sell obamacare 
  kim jong un executes own  crazy uncle  to keep him from ruining another family christmas 
  ofa admits its advice for area activists to give obamacare talk at shooting ranges was a bad idea 
  president resolves obamacare debacle with executive order declaring all americans equally healthy 
  obama to iran if you like your nuclear program you can keep your nuclear program 
  bovine community outraged by flatulence coming from washington dc 
  obama im not particularly ideological i believe in a good pragmatic fiveyear plan 
  shocker obama had no knowledge hed been reelected until he read about it in the local newspaper last week 
  server problems at healthcaregov so bad it now flashes error  message 
  nsa marks national best friend day with official announcement government is your best friend we know you like no one else were always there were always willing to listen 
  al qaeda cancels attack on usa citing launch of obamacare as devastating enough 
  the presidents latest talking point on obamacare i didnt build that 
  dizzy with success obama renames his wildly popular healthcare mandate to hillarycare 
  carney huge obamacare deductibles wont look as bad come hyperinflation 
  washington redskins drop washington from their name as offensive to most americans 
  poll  of americans favor cowboy diplomacy over rodeo clown diplomacy 
  government warning if you were able to complete obamacare form online it wasnt a legitimate govt website you should report online fraud and change all your passwords 
  obama administration gets serious threatens syria with obamacare 
  obama authorizes the use of vice president joe bidens doublebarrel shotgun to fire a couple of blasts at syria 
  sharpton british royals should have named baby trayvon by choosing george they sided with white hispanic racist zimmerman 
  dnc launches carlos danger action figure proceeds to fund a charity helping survivors of the republican war on women 
  nancy pelosi extends abortion rights to the birds and the bees 
  hubble discovers planetary drift to the left 
  obama if i had a daughterinlaw she would look like rachael jeantel 
  fisa court rubberstamps statement denying its portrayal as governments rubber stamp 
  every time obamacare gets delayed a julia somewhere dies 
  gop to schumer force full implementation of obamacare before  or dems will never win another election 
  obama if i had a son no wait my daughter can now marry a woman 
  janet napolitano tsa findings reveal that since none of the hijackers were babies elderly or tea partiers  was not an act of terrorism 
  news flash sen mary landrieu dla can see canada from south dakota 
  susan rice irs actions against tea parties caused by antitax youtube video that was insulting to their faith 
  drudge report reduces font to fit all white house scandals onto one page 
  obama the irs is a constitutional right just like the second amendment 
  white house top obama officials using secret email accounts a result of bad it advice to avoid spam mail from nigeria 
  jay carney to critics pinocchio never said anything inconsistent 
  obama if i had a gay son hed look like jason collins 
  gosnells office in benghazi raided by the irs mainstream medias worst coverup challenge to date 
  irs targeting progaymarriage lgbt groups leads to gayest tax revolt in us history 
  after arlington cemetery rejects offer to bury boston bomber westboro babtist church steps up with premium front lawn plot 
  boston obama administration to reclassify marathon bombing as sportsplace violence 
  study success has many fathers but failure becomes a government program 
  us media can pope francis possibly clear up vatican bureaucracy and banking without blaming the previous administration 
  michelle obama praises weekend rampage by chicago teens as good way to burn calories and stay healthy 
  this passover obama urges his subjects to paint lambs blood above doors in order to avoid the sequester 
  white house to american children sequester causes layoffs among hens that lay easter eggs unionwage easter bunnies to be replaced by mexican chupacabras 
  time mag names hugo chavez worlds sexiest corpse 
  boy  pretends banana is gun makes daring escape from school 
  study free lunches overpriced lack nutrition 
  oscars  michelle obama announces longawaited merger of hollywood and the state 
  joe salazar defends the right of women to be raped in gunfree environment rapists and rapees should work together to prevent gun violence for the common good 
  dept of health and human services eliminates rape by reclassifying assailants as undocumented sex partners 
  kremlin puts out warning not to photoshop putin riding meteor unless barechested 
  deeming football too violent obama moves to introduce super drone sundays instead 
  japan offers to extend nuclear umbrella to cover us should america suffer devastating attack on its own defense spending 
  feminists organize one billion women to protest male oppression with one billion lap dances 
  urban community protests mayor bloombergs ban on extralarge pop singers owning assault weapons 
  concerned with mounting death toll taliban offers to send peacekeeping advisers to chicago 
  karl rove puts an end to tea party with new republicans for democrats strategy aimed at losing elections 
  answering public skepticism president obama authorizes unlimited drone attacks on all skeet targets throughout the country 
  skeet ulrich denies claims he had been shot by president but considers changing his name to traps 
  white house releases new exciting photos of obama standing sitting looking thoughtful and even breathing in and out 
  new york times hacked by chinese government paul krugmans economic policies stolen 
  white house when president shoots skeet he donates the meat to food banks that feed the middle class 
  to prove he is serious obama eliminates armed guard protection for president vicepresident and their families establishes gunfree zones around them instead 
  state dept to send  american college students to china as security for us debt obligations 
  jay carney al qaeda is on the run theyre just running forward 
  president issues executive orders banning cliffs ceilings obstructions statistics and other notions that prevent us from moving forwards and upward 
  fearing the worst obama administration outlaws the fan to prevent it from being hit by certain objects 
  world ends sp soars 
  riddle of universe solved answer not understood 
  meek inherit earth cant afford estate taxes 
  greece abandons euro accountants find greece has no euros anyway 
  wheel finally reinvented axles to be gradually reinvented in rd quarter of  
  bigfoot found in ohio mysteriously not voting for obama 
  as santas workshop files for bankruptcy fed offers bailout in exchange for control of naughty and nice list 
  freak flying pig accident causes bacon to fly off shelves 
  obama green economy likely to transform america into a leading third world country of the new millennium 
  report president obama to visit the united states in the near future 
  obama promises to create thousands more economically neutral jobs 
  modernizing islam new york imam proposes to canonize saul alinsky as religions latter day prophet 
  imam raufs peaceful solution move ground zero a few blocks away from the mosque and no one gets hurt 
  study obamas threat to burn tax money in washington recruitment bonanza for tea parties 
  study no social security reform will be needed if govt raises retirement age to at least  years 
  obama attends church service worships self 
  obama proposes national win the future lottery proceeds of new wtf powerball to finance more govt spending 
  historical revisionists hey you never know 
  vice president biden criticizing egypt is unpharaoh 
  israelis to egyptian rioters dont damage the pyramids we will not rebuild 
  lake superior renamed lake inferior in spirit of tolerance and inclusiveness 
  al gore its a shame that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of polar bears 
  michael moore as long as there is anyone with money to shake down this country is not broke 
  obamas teleprompters unionize demand collective bargaining rights 
  obama calls new taxes spending reductions in tax code elsewhere rapists tout consent reductions in sexual intercourse 
  obamas teleprompter unhappy with white house twitter too few words 
  obamas regulation reduction committee finds us constitution to be expensive outdated framework inefficiently regulating federal govt 
  taking a page from the reagan years obama announces new era of perestroika and glasnost 
  responding to oslo shootings obama declares christianity religion of peace praises moderate christians promises to send one into space 
  republicans block obamas  billion program to give american families free charms that ward off economic bad luck 
  white house to impose chimney tax on santa claus 
  obama decrees the economy is not soaring as much as previously decreeed 
  conservative think tank introduces children to capitalism with popup picture book the road to smurfdom 
  al gore proposes to combat global warming by extracting silver linings from clouds in earths atmosphere 
  obama refutes charges of him being unresponsive to peoples suffering when you pray to god do you always hear a response 
  obama regrets the us government didnt provide his mother with free contraceptives when she was in college 
  fluke to congress drill baby drill 
  planned parenthood introduces frequent flucker reward card come again soon 
  obama to tornado victims we inherited this weather from the previous administration 
  obama congratulates putin on chicagostyle election outcome 
  peoples cube gives itself hero of socialist labor medal in recognition of continued expert advice provided to the obama administration helping to shape its foreign and domestic policies 
  hamas israeli air defense unfair to  of our missiles only  allowed to reach israel 
  democrat strategist without government supervision women would have never evolved into humans 
  voters without borders oppose texas new voter id law 
  enraged by accusation that they are doing obamas bidding media leaders demand instructions from white house on how to respond 
  obama blames previous olympics for failure to win at this olympics 
  official china plans to land on moon or at least on cheap knockoff thereof 
  korancontra obama secretly arms syrian rebels 
  poll progressive slogan we should be more like europe most popular with members of american nazi party 
  obama to evangelicals jesus saves i just spend 
  may day anarchists plan schedule synchronize and execute a coordinated campaign against all of the above 
  midwestern farmers hooked on new erotic novel  shades of hay 
  study  of liberals give the rest a bad name 
  obama meets with jewish leaders proposes deeper circumcisions for the rich 
  historians before hope  change there was hemp  choom at ten bucks a bag 
  cancer once again fails to cure venezuela of its president for life 
  tragic spelling error causes muslim protesters to burn local boobtube factory 
  secretary of energy steven chu due to energy conservation the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off 
  obama administration running food stamps across the border with mexico in an operation codenamed fat and furious 
  pakistan explodes in protest over new adobe acrobat update  local acrobats killed 
  white house let them eat statistics 
  special ops if benedict arnold had a son he would look like barack obama