title: quiz just a few minor formalities before we can show you the big pumpkin
text: how haunted is your house posted today do you believe in ghosts take this quiz and find out if your house is haunted  check off all the things you have noticed about your house sometimes i get woken up at night by the loud sobbing of a translucent widow and she wont go away until i spritz her with a water bottle every time i make the sign of the cross a hellish guttural voice says id really rather you didnt my vegetables always seem to go bad a little quicker than youd think they would the bonechilling whispers telling me to get out and get out now are just white noise at this point my decorative suits of armor sat down on the couch to watch tv and wont let me change the channel if ice road truckers is on no matter which way the wind blows my weathervane always points toward the former headquarters of enron my reflection is constantly doing jerkoff motions at me i have a grandfather clock that for all i know was built by a murderer the koi in my koi pond died and turned into ghost fish which is actually really convenient since i dont have to feed them anymore theres just a lot of dust my daughters head hasnt stopped rotating since we moved in but her grades are still good so were not too worried i had a priest come to exorcise my house and a year later hes still not even done with the foyer get results results for how haunted is your house your house is very haunted wow the resounding answer is that your house is haunted beyond compare with spirits infesting every corner of the whole place its time to collapse from fear because you are living in a haunted house share your results