title: life  sizzling noises that only s meat eaters will understand
text: i know all of these meats this slab of bacon has felt the warmth of my hands and the beauty of my gaze  i can remember the moment as if it happened only an hour ago i was young having just been asked to leave the seminary after i repeatedly refused to chip in for wifi and walking through downtown kansas city when i came across this sirloin steak never before had i seen something so special i took the meat up into my hands and eyed it for a solid three minutes before i set it back down on a manhole cover and continued on my way a chance meeting sure but an unforgettable one  ive seen and held raw meat as well this pork chop while raw is still deserving of human touch and i provided that comfort for it anyone would have done the same  when you win a oneday twonights cruise to stamford ct on a radio call in sweepstakes you think you have it made but i was a bit nervous when i took this succulent rack of st louis ribs onboard with me it was my very first cruise and i didnt know what to expect but lets just say i was extremely happy that i won two tickets for this maiden voyage  im currently holding this tenderloin in my hands but sadly i have not opened my eyes to gaze upon it yet the time will come though when i see it and it will be incredible  heres another cut of meat that has sensed my touch and stare this one i was holding and touching in a helicopter a few years back it was the helicopter of my rival and he was trying to show me how much better his life was than mine all i had was the meat a far cry from a fully functional helicopter so even though he asked me not to bring meat onto his helicopter i insisted it made me feel less small secure somehow