title:  Martin ‘Pharma Bro’ Shkreli Gets ROYALLY Owned On Twitter, And He Can’t Take It (TWEETS)
text: Patton Oswalt can really light Twitter up sometimes. Three days ago, he was tweeting the #TrumpCantSwim hashtag and pretending that getting it trending was absolutely outrageous to him. For reasons unknown, Martin  Pharma Bro  Shkreli decided to try and interrupt Oswalt s hashtag fun. But all did not end well for him. Oswalt took him down in a way that only Oswalt can.Here s the original tweet, along with Shkreli s lame attempt at insulting him:@pattonoswalt who r u again  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016Oswalt hit back: why r u ever https://t.co/yERoMuOxDk  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016Shkreli, at this point, tried to puff up his chest:@pattonoswalt da best  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016Really? That s all he had? Yes. Well, no, but Shkreli isn t very good at this. In fact, he just plain sucks at it: Nope. Now run along, live your life & die wealthy yet confused by how empty you feel in those last seconds. https://t.co/hPRn9J9hms  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016 this pathetic loser would never be able to go toe-to-toe with me in a discussion about anything. comedian idiot! https://t.co/wlCS83U3e4  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016Never said I was smarter than you, dummy. Just said you re boring and soulless. https://t.co/dWYVdQ4VXH  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016 same w/colbert. u guys can deliver a joke but that doesn t make you smart. plus i m funnier. @StephenAtHome @pattonoswalt its called talent  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 Dude, 12 year-olds on a Skittles rush can troll better than you. https://t.co/j0uLn9zrRl  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016They say laughter is the best medicine but I ve never seen you run a clinical trial! @pattonoswalt liberal trash bag limousine liberal  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 You got me there, Transdermal Patch Adams! https://t.co/ysMCVxiUb3  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016@pattonoswalt anyone especially me could do what u do plz stop pretending u matter  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 If I don t matter then what s stopping you from crushing the comedy landscape? Have at it, champ! https://t.co/KM9A8K0y2G  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016not enough $ in that waste of a time and GUESS WHAT I HELP PEOPLE WITH MY DRUGS STOOPID MORON u just line ur pockets https://t.co/u31RSFxHTX  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 Then keep chasing those $$$s, dreamer! A life well spent. https://t.co/wUfLSxJvfT  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016ur the king of queens im the KING OF BROOKLYN now step off @pattonoswalt  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016   Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016But Shkreli tried his best to have the last word. He put forth a valiant effort but failed miserably:show business is for loser idiot morons. a couple of lucky morons who made it big. they probably do drugs, too. liberal trash!  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 This was where Martin lost, BTW. https://t.co/jBB2cUOG4R  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016And just when you thought it was over, Shkreli came crawling back with his tail tucked between his legs the next day, but Oswalt wasn t having it at all:Wanted to say I m sorry for your tragedy & wish you the best. @pattonoswalt I m in healthcare to help people whether you believe it or not.  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 I don t & you passive-aggressively bringing my deceased wife into a Twitter fight shows what a coffin-worm you are. https://t.co/oU6VV4ar1X  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016@pattonoswalt I m truly sorry for your loss & not P.A. It s a profound tragedy and the fact that so many people adore you is admirable.  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 Don t even trying pulling this faux-concerned  wronged hero  shit with me now. Fuck off. We re done. https://t.co/xbJQvJfvwy  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016@pattonoswalt Separately, I help the sick. I respect it may not seem that way I ll let history decide, even if it s not in my favor today.  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 You ll  let history decide . Good for you, Galileo! In the present? You re a pillbug with a soul full of pus. Bye. https://t.co/zmo9sk2rAm  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016@pattonoswalt I m sorry you won t hear from me again.  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016 First true thing you ve ever said to me. https://t.co/fqMdQ25zoi  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016But it still wasn t over! The Avengers  Chris Evans got in on the fun and tweeted a compliment to Oswalt over this, which sent Shkreli off into the ether with apoplectic fits:@pattonoswalt owning @MartinShkreli is my favorite thing on Twitter right now.  Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 7, 2016 Thank you, Captain! https://t.co/lKecDxnZDp  Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 7, 2016 Come to Brooklyn and I ll introduce you to the real Captain America and a couple of fuckin roundhouses if you say my name again @ChrisEvans  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016.@ChrisEvans gonna respond with  you re going to roundhouse those drug prices  or some dumb shit and 1 mil liberals are gonna scream  owned  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016 I have fucking soldiers if u wanna talk shit you have to speak with the rank and file first. Chain-of-command in these streets. Where s Milo  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016I m so fuckin pissed I m gonna do some Muai Thai  Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) September 7, 2016At the time of this posting, Evans hadn t responded to this. Regardless, someone really shouldn t let Twitter get to them this way. Shkreli may well need some drugs his price-gouging pharmaceutical company makes soon, providing they make anything to deal with all the side effects of perpetual anger. He can t acknowledge that he got owned, and he has to have the last word. Otherwise his fragile little ego gets irreparably bruised.Featured image by Mark Wilson/Getty Images