title: they said what find out what mindy kaling barack obama and steven spielberg have to say
text:  ways they truly were the greatest generation posted yesterday email we wont soon see their like again 
   they know that sacrifice isnt just a word but a set of meanings associated with that particular word 
   they ate two raw eggs every morning two raw eggs in the afternoon and two raw eggs after sundown because thats just what you did 
   they were  feet tall with long terrible teeth and arms thick as a clippers mast and their awful strength was matched only by their appetites 
   they know that this is the best way to tie a tie 
   they were married by age  had a house by  sucked the tongue out of a jackals mouth by  had their arms and legs ripped off on the radio by  and did it all over again by  
   some of them were named leland which is wild 
   they could get under the hood of any car and tell you exactly how theyd fuck it 
   the previous holder of that title was the generation that came up with the idea for pets so you gotta think this ones pretty great 
   they never threw anything out if they could tuck it under one of their folds 
   you could kill  or even  of them and you still wouldnt have killed all of them 
   when it really really mattered they put aside differences of race creed sex and nationality to do world war ii 
   they drove the hideous tasmanian tiger extinct 
   theyre definitely the last generation to ever witness this in person 
   many of them live underground pretty impressive 
   their ranks include frank sinatra john travoltas dad and dagwood from blondie  
   they never left a man behind thats why we have bruce 
   they fought for civil rights but also against civil rights but they won the fight but they really tried pretty hard to shut that fight down so maybe that ones kind of a wash 
   they probably invented tarp the outdoor silk 
   they learned the kind of dignity and poise that makes this happen when they enter a room 
   they really need the gratification so dont deny them this