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  time to say goodbye to politics as usual 
  in another stunning game changer that has further upended the political establishment presidentelect donald trump this morning announced the nomination of a mysterious cloaked man to serve as his secretary of the hook 
  yep trump promised change and right away hes appointing a nameless robed man to lead the department of the hook hows that for a shock to the system 
  the silent man whose face is completely shrouded within a thick hooded cloak is rumored to have topped the shortlist of candidates for secretary of the hook after emerging alone from a dense forest at night and immediately causing all greenery within the washington beltway to wilt 
  trump has already lauded his nominee as a wonderful man with an absolutely tremendous cloak whom he trusts do an unbelievable job discharging the duties of the position which include abiding by the hook interpreting the covenant of the hook and holding aloft the candle whose flame subtracts light from its surroundings 
  the man in the cloak is going to be a fantastic secretary of the hook just fantastic said trump who added that the secretary will be second in the presidential line of succession no one is better qualified to enforce the covenant than this man his cloak is dark he was born before christ i dont know his name he has the hook now and hes ready to fight for us 
  and dont look now but the presumptive secretary of the hook is already making waves at dawn this morning he led the zealots of the hook in a procession through the streets of washington toward the open entrance to the onyx pyramid an edifice by the lincoln memorial that residents could not remember ever having existed but that the cloaked man assured americans in a terse press release has always been and shall forever be 
  one things for sure this appointment signals a whole new political era in the nations capital we cant wait to see how this bold move turns out