title: news doing its part the nba is housing syrian refugees on whichever half of the court isnt being played on
text: email a little planning goes a long way when it comes to mind expansion 
   prior to the trip forget what birds are when youre tripping youll eventually learn about birds and itll blow your fuckin mind 
   surround yourself with lots of sharp knives and guns youll want to be able to fight off any terrifying creatures that might suddenly appear before you 
   set your alarm to go off every six seconds to remind you to breathe remember safety first it may seem dorky but setting a breath alarm can save your life 
   write the words good time on your forehead that way if youre feeling depressed at any point while tripping you can just look in the mirror and be reminded of the type of time that youre supposed to be having 
   politely ask any terminally ill loved ones to hold off on dying until after your trip they will understand that you want your experience to be mindopening not sad 
   for gods sake make sure you husk all of your corn before you dose if you want a pleasant trip youve gotta make sure you husk every last ear of corn youve got yes even the ones you have in your storehouse 
   keep a few trivial pursuit cards in your pocket when youre eventually stricken with a powerful and lasting sense that you know everything that everyone is going to say and therefore you know everything forever a tough science  nature question can be your best route back to reality