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text: email youre just six steps away from an unforgettable halloween bash just keep in mind not all of these pointers are for everyone 
   have a really awesome theme the best halloween parties are the ones that have a great theme and stick to it unless thats just not a thing your friends would be into is it ghosts and ghouls or zombie apocalypse or maybe your party is the fourth one of the night for your friends and they dont want to spend money on multiple costumes in that case maybe a theme isnt the way to go just ask around and youll be good to go 
   fire up some spooky music nothing sets the mood like some classic monster mash however its entirely possible that your attendees would actually favor a playlist of pop hits to just generally hang out to no worries then just do whats best for you and everyone thats planning on coming and youll surely still have a great time right 
   if youre not into decorations you can probably just skip this one jackolanterns skeletons and spiderwebs will all add to the experience of a scary party if thats a thing your partygoers would prefer you know your social group better than we do so before you blindly take these suggestions maybe you should simply think about how this will enhance or diminish the experience for your friends specifically its really not even that hard and would probably be the best tip we could give anyway 
   make sure to have a mix of really fun party games look were really generalizing here is this suggestion for everyone no only you know if your friends will be excited to bob for apples or whatever we cant make individual lists for every goddamn reader so surprise youre going to have to do a little work too and decide if this one is right for your gathering 
   prepare some festive candycorn cupcakes or if you hate candy corn or if your friend alicia has celiac or if you would rather make chocolate cupcakes or if your apartment has a weird gas smell or if you dont have the time or if your coworker is in charge of the food or if you think youd mess up the recipe really badly or if you made these last year and dont want to be typecast as a person who is always making candycorn cupcakes or for any of the other infinite disqualifying reasons do absolutely nothing nothing like a sweet treat to bring a halloween party to the next level 
   dont have the party if your friends dont like to party on halloween we shouldnt have to say this but you dont have to throw a party at all why did you even read this list if you know your crew hates halloween what the hell is wrong with you please close this tab power down your computer and throw it in the ocean thanks