title:  Trump Whines About Waiting For ‘EASY D’ And The Jokes Just Write Themselves (TWEETS)
text: In his nearly-incoherent ravings about his Muslim ban getting shut down, Donald Trump said something that will haunt him until the end of his disaster of a presidency. Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable,  Trump said, adding the good part:  as we wait for what should be EASY D! Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!  Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017We can probably assume that Trump meant  easy defense,  but phrasing, man! Twitter immediately lit up with people razzing him for his hilariously unintentional search for a big, all-caps,  EASY D    and the jokes kind of just wrote themselves from that point.@realDonaldTrump @realDonaldTrump I heard you can get "EASY D" by answering Craigslist Casual Encounters ads. pic.twitter.com/MwSvaVZkco  Kristina Wong   (@mskristinawong) February 8, 2017@realDonaldTrump Is "EASY D" what you give President Bannon and Daddy Putin every night for dessert? #easyD pic.twitter.com/XzQfS7mnqi  Kristina Wong   (@mskristinawong) February 8, 2017.@realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/kY1sYZy8bS  Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 8, 2017"I'm told that D is abundant and of low value, period. Next question." pic.twitter.com/CB1soGXh0X  Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 8, 2017@MikeTScribe @bessbell I think it's going to be the average grades of our schools with DeVos in, and Trump must think a D is just great!  Appalachian Tarheel (@appalachianheel) February 8, 2017@realDonaldTrump Please give us your easy D!Also, you lost the popular vote by a lot.  Evan Dashevsky (@haldash) February 8, 2017@scottbix that was my nickname in college  David Wyllie (@journodave) February 8, 2017@realDonaldTrump Easy D? That a euphemism for something Steve Bannon-related?  Eric Walkuski (@ericwalkuski) February 8, 2017@realDonaldTrump Scare me daddy.  pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 8, 2017. @realDonaldTrump Mmm I want some Easy D  DansGaming (@Dansgaming) February 8, 2017@realDonaldTrump Nicknaming DeVos "EASY D" is disgusting!  Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) February 8, 2017All @realDonaldTrump is asking for is some #EasyD  Mike Denison (@mikd33) February 8, 2017@realDonaldTrump you like that easy D don't you  lucas matney (@Lucas_Matney) February 8, 2017@realDonaldTrump "Easy D" is what you'd like to give your daughter.  Jon Bershad (@JonBershad) February 8, 2017.@realDonaldTrump Eazy D! pic.twitter.com/M3QjrZ38Xp  Kristopher Tapley (@kristapley) February 8, 2017@realDonaldTrump easy D is meaningless without real love tho  Michael Foss (@Fossphate) February 8, 2017@realDonaldTrump Tell us more about getting the "Easy D" from Putin  pic.twitter.com/AAaaapkFhK  Kaj-Erik Eriksen (@KajEriksen) February 8, 2017@realDonaldTrump dude, if you want some easy D, just stroll down the beach after midnight.  Curtis unNormalized (@cebsilver) February 8, 2017He even got trolled by one of the leading websites where one can find some  easy D  (in video form):. @realDonaldTrump Who doesn't love waiting for some EASY D?  Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) February 8, 2017 .and by an adult toy maker, who offers some of the  easiest D  in existence since it comes straight to your door:The folks at gay dating app Grindr just seemed confused that Trump thinks he has to wait to get some  D :? https://t.co/6s674G6h6i  Grindr (@Grindr) February 8, 2017Being President can be hard (just ask Steve Bannon), and  easy D  can be hard to find (unless you re on Craigslist when the RNC comes to town), but no matter what kind of  D  Trump wants, there are better ways to get it than banning Muslims from entering the country.The only way any of us are going to get  easy D  is if we get Trump out of the White House so we can begin to rebuild our relationships with everyone. F*cking everyone.Featured image via Getty Images (Pool)/screengrab