title: life  things that happen in every jane austen story ever
text: email 
  well this isnt good 
  most people think of costco as the place that sells bulk quantities of pretty much everything but the warehouse superstore is now making headlines for a very different reason and it could serve to tarnish their brand the blue angels accidentally flew into the costco in augusta ga and are currently stuck flying around inside the discount retailer 
  worst of all it doesnt seem like costco has any idea how to get the airplane stunt squadron to leave 
  the blue angels were performing at a routine air show in augusta ga earlier today when they veered too close to the costco and zipped through the automatic doors as they slid open for a customer before costco employees could react the diamond formation of five fa hornets had entered the store and began performing deathdefying aerial feats right over the shelves of bulk cereals and jumbosize ketchups 
  customers are trying to ignore the roaring jets overhead but its hard to concentrate on your shopping list when sonic booms keep knocking over pallets of kirklandbrand dog food its usually a welcome treat to see the blue angels conduct synchronized barrel rolls but inside costco the elite pilots are proving to be a serious nuisance 
  so far all attempts to evict the blue angels have proved unsuccessful at first costco staff just propped the front door open with a bucket assuming the blue angels would find their way back out eventually after an hour when choreographed smoke trails continued to plague the store the manager grabbed a lacrosse stick from a sporting goods display and tried to shoo the planes toward the exit unfortunately that only caused the blue angels to accelerate to  mph and perform several looptheloops in the freezer aisle where the pilots hit a truly exhilarating  gs 
  your heart just has to break for this poor manager 
  with the store set to close in only a few hours costco better think up a solution fast or blue angels will be locked in overnight if that happens then tomorrows customers will be aggravated by more of the same worldclass aeronautic showmanship what an absolute hassle