title: LOL! HOLLYWOOD Announces Name Of New Awards Show To Replace The Oscars…And It’s HILARIOUS!
text: Since most of the actors and producers in Hollywood will either be in treatment, or out of a job, for sexually harassing, or abusing women, men and children in the industry, the Academy Awards show will be taking on a new theme this year.Now that the culture of rot in Hollywood has been exposed, there will be a new awards ceremony to replace the once prestigious Academy Awards show.  The new show will be called the  Biggest Groper Awards , and it will honor the creeps in Hollywood, who for decades sexually abused anyone in their paths while fawning over the politics of the most well-known sexual predator to ever roam the halls of the White House. The award will also pay homage to all of the celebrities who recently supported Hillary s campaign for President, the woman who gave Bill Clinton the green light to sexually assault multiple women, while she threatened to harm any of the women who dared to come forward.*Harvey Weinstein-Hollywood kingpin ProducerLouis CK- Comedian/Filmmaker Ben Affleck-Actor George W. Bush Sr-Former President Kevin Spacey   Actor James Toback   Hollywood Screenwriter Chris Savino   Creator of Nickelodeon s  The Loud House  Roy Price   Head of Amazon Studios John Besh   Celebrity Chef Mark Halperin   ABC News Journalist Micheal Oreskes   Top Editor at NPR (National Public Radio) Lockhart Steele   Editorial Director at Vox Media Adam Venit   Head Agent of motion picture group WME Steven Seagal   Actor Charlie Sheen   Actor Jeremy Piven    Entourage  Actor Ed Westwick    Gossip Girl  Actor Dustin Hoffman   Oscar-winning Actor Matthew Weiner   Creator of AMC s  Mad Men  Andy Dick   Former  NewsRadio  star/Actor Brett Ratnor    Rush Hour  Producer/Director David Blaine   Magician David Guillod    Atomic Blonde  Producer Robert Knepper    Transporter 3  Actor John Singleton   Oscar-nominated DirectorUnhonorable-mention to Harvey Weinstein s brother, Bob Weinstein, who is under investigation for sexually harassing Spike TV  The Mist  showrunner Amanda Segel.  The Source*We hate to have to do this, but this article is satire. There will not be a  Groper Award  given to the most disgusting sexual predator in Hollywood, created in the likeness of the accused rapist, and serial sexual predator, former President Bill Clinton.