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text: email several months ago we published a list of irreverent photoshops depicting the thenpresidential candidate donald trump as a bald man in several humiliating contexts we understood that these images were a bit crass and promised to remove them if trump were to win the election as a sign of respect for the office of the united states presidency true to our word we tried to take these pictures down as soon as trump was elected but unfortunately we havent been able to figure out how to delete this article from our website once content is published to our homepage it seems to be stuck there though we cannot delete the bald photoshops we have been able to stretch out donald trumps face all wide so that you cant even tell hes the one in the pictures we hope this serves as an adequate temporary solution until we find a way to take these unbecoming images down completely  at the current time we are comfortable posting this picture with the caption my bald spot is absolutely yuge alongside it but should trump assume the esteemed office of president in the fall we would immediately remove it 
  we apologize that we werent able to remove this disrespectful picture of our presidentelect completely but we did what we could and stretched it out all wide you can barely tell its donald trump  regardless of whatever political views you hold it is disrespectful to show a picture of the commanderinchief along with a caption like so this is what that pile of straw on his head is for 
  were talking with our programmers now to figure out a way to delete these images from the web hopefully they will develop a method for doing so in the near future in the meantime we have preserved the dignity of presidentelect trump by stretching his face out and making his eyes huge nobody will be able to recognize that the man in this image is our new president  of course it would still be fine to disagree with president trump if you dont support his policies a healthy democracy allows dissent and debate however implying that the president wears a toupee when there is no evidence that he does is a crass breach of proper decorum 
  the presidency is the most hallowed office in our nation and it is worthy of reverence and decorum at all times ideally this image of donald trumps toupee flying off in the wind would no longer be on our website since this is currently impossible weve used the magic of photoshop to make his head very tall and thin his identity is obscured this bald man could be anybody  no matter who is president you address them as sir not donald the hutt we would quickly remove this if the american people choose trump on november  
  this degrading photoshop of president trumps face on jabba the hutts body is immature and degrading and wed remove it if we could since we currently dont know how weve at least given him a tie to wear to imbue him with the poise and decorum the presidency confers on all who hold that hallowed office  comparing president trump to adolf hitler would remain a valid political commentary but making him bald in addition is completely uncalled for if donald trump is elected we promise to restore his normal hair to this image 
  now that the american electorate has chosen donald trump to lead our nation this image depicting him as a bald adolf hitler has become an unsubtle and tactless political statement that does not meet our exacting editorial standards weve given presidentelect trump his hair back in an effort to restore his dignity  for now let us enjoy this humorous photoshop and its accompanying caption i am going to build a wig and mexico is going to pay for it during a trump presidency it would no longer have a place in the national discourse 
  all right thats all of them weve stretched out presidentelect donald trumps face all wide so that nobody will know that he is the bald man in this picture hopefully well find a way to remove these pictures from our website but until then this will have to do