title: life  great halloween costume ideas for duos
text: email all hallows eve comes just once a year this halloween heres how you can turn your own car into a traumatically frightening experience 
   create a cd thats six hours of silence punctuated by sudden bloodcurdling screams at random intervals and have it playing at all times on maximum volume will the next db shriek sound off in the next  seconds or the next  minutes who knows soon your car will be the talk of all the trickortreaters who see you incontinent with fear behind the wheel 
   tow a giant cage filled with several hundred bats behind your car so when you look in your rearview mirror it always appears as though a cloud of bats is chasing you this is a oneway ticket to fearexactly how october  is meant to be spent in your car 
   paint a spooky night sky on the inside of your windshield a witch on a broom flying in front of a full moon ghosts soaring through clouds a constellation that spells boo these are just a few halloween windshield obstructions that will chill you to the bone 
   tie a rope to each windshield wiper and then tie the opposite ends of the ropes around the necks of two rabiesinfected possums sleeping in your backseat if it storms you can be sure that your car will be a regular draculas possuminfested castle on wheels 
   three words car window guillotines imagine it youre rolling up the windows to escape the cold autumn air and suddenly a windowsize blade shoots down nearly severing your arm this is a carbased halloween tradition youll want to bring back year after year 
   think about frankenstein unbuckling you only for extreme halloween fanaticsnot for the fainthearted 
   place three pregnant tarantulas in your glove compartment wait a week open the glove compartment and your car will soon be filled with tarantulas happy hauntings in your car