title:  WATCH: Adviser Who Wrote Trump’s Tax Plan Says You Will Be Able To Buy A NEW Car For $1,000
text: Gary Cohn, a Goldman Sachs recruit, now serving as Trump s White House economic adviser and has assets worth $252 million to $611 million, says that under the former reality show star s tax plan you can buy a brand new car for $1,000, but that s not all, folks, In addition to that, you can renovate your entire kitchen for $1,000. And you can buy a UNICORN for just five bucks, and all because Trump is the best person ever!Cohn took the podium to tell voters about all of this good news which has to be for real because Trump is going to MAGA so hard, you ll also be able to take your family on a vacation for $1,000. Are you getting goosebumps, too? If we allow a family to keep another $1,000, they can renovate their kitchen, they can buy a new car, they can take a family vacation,  Cohn said.Maybe Cohn meant you can take your family on a vacay in your basement for $1,000. As for the brand new car and the renovated kitchen, I got nothin .Watch:That time when Gary Cohn who is worth hundreds of millions of dollars says a kitchen renovation costs $1K. Yea.pic.twitter.com/zFn4jtHIoy  Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) September 28, 2017The Internet was not buying it, probably because Mr. Goldman Sachs just told a big fat lie.#1000DollarKitchen pic.twitter.com/g0jNlknPVo  Adil     (@AdilG) September 28, 2017Lol Gary Cohn thinks you can buy a car for $1,000  Militia Etheridge (@MaryEmilyOHara) September 28, 2017"Gary Cohn" Just ordered my $1,000 Cohn car. pic.twitter.com/m7MEWpXHJq  Oracle (@TruePolTalk) September 28, 2017"What does $1,000 mean? I means they can renovate their kitchen. They can buy a new car."   Gary Cohn, who apparently shops in the year 1922  Shane Morris (@IamShaneMorris) September 28, 2017Gary Cohn says families can 'renovate their kitchen, buy a new car' with $1,000 in tax savings   pic.twitter.com/pXEaQKxAHf  Michelle Ye Hee Lee (@myhlee) September 28, 2017The car you might be able to buy with that $1,000 Gary Cohn mentioned. pic.twitter.com/B5XQE9y4Mh  Cornelia (@PaladinCornelia) September 28, 2017Trump, his family members, and his Goldman Sachs alumni-filled White House would benefit greatly from his tax plan. People just like Gary Cohn. In fact, the Center on Budget and Policy Priorities estimates that the top 1 percent of Americans would get half of the tax cuts under Trump s plan. By eliminating the estate tax, the plan would benefit Trump, his family, and other wealthy Americans. So, now we know why Trump was so vague during his short speech in Indiana on Wednesday.We re wondering what Mr. Fancy Pants thinks a new house costs. By the way, the estimated average transaction price of a new car or truck in 2015 was $33,560. We re sure that s higher now. Mr. Cohn was only off by $32,560. He was soooo close. Missed it by that much! The average cost to renovate a kitchen is actually $21,797. According to American Express, the average vacation expense per person in the United States is $1,145, or $4,580 for a family of four.Image via screen capture. 