title: news diversity win marvel created a white male superhero who thinks its too bad he got powers instead of a latina woman
text: referral from a friend relative or certified us gourd steward i hope seeing the big pumpkin helps me find the answer to that question  were going to show you the small pumpkin to see how you feel before we set you up with the big pumpkin please choose the answer that best describes your reaction to the small pumpkin i feel comfortable i feel overwhelmed i have a feeling that if i see a pumpkin any bigger than that something truly wonderful will happen this is not at all what i thought a pumpkin was 
  sorry again for the red tape if we had it our way we would just show you the picture right now  well need a little medical information as well has anyone in your family died after seeing the big pumpkin yes ive lost one or more relatives because they saw the big pumpkin no no one in my family has died because they saw the big pumpkin my cousin died but that was years after he saw the big pumpkin i have one or more family members who became paralyzed in some part or all of their body after seeing the big pumpkin but theyre alive and i obtained their blessing before coming here  does this pumpkin look orange on your computer screen if not please recalibrate your display settings for optimal viewing of the big pumpkin my display settings have been optimized for viewing the big pumpkin what i am looking at is definitely orange but in no way a pumpkin  please choose one of these dogs with a pumpkin this is simply for our own recordkeeping your choice will in no way affect our decision to show you the big pumpkin 
  ah excellent choice  alright almost done heres a quick liability waiver dont worry we make everyone do this its to cover both your ass and our ass but youre going to be completely fine i accept full responsibility for any harm done to my physical person andor computer as a result of viewing the big pumpkin  lastly please select an emergency contact before viewing the big pumpkin reverend john gerrity badboy former reverend dag havermeier who got excommunicated for giving confession while sitting on his motorcycle lets see the big pumpkin results for just a few minor formalities before we can show you the big pumpkin okay were all finished everything looks to be in order here thank you for your patience now please enjoy the big pumpkin share your results