title: life got the flu heres  demands you can extract from your local retirement community with that leverage
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  since donald trump entered the election over a year ago he has singlehandedly destroyed the gop leaving both the house and the senate in utter disarray but although many political strategists believe permanent damage has been done conservatives shouldnt lose hope yet because speaker of the house paul ryan has just emerged fully nude from an ayahuasca tent with visions of a new republican party 
  a fresh gop platform requires fresh leadership and when speaker ryan journeyed to south america last week to embark on an immersive psychedelic vision quest of political rebirth he just proved hes the only one for the job 
  after traveling to peru and entering a makeshift tent with nothing but a towel  mg of dmt and a bucket to vomit in paul ryan rwis spent the last  hours lying nude on the jungle floor enduring bursts of vivid consciousness in which he watched the secrets of a unified more moderate gop unfold before his very eyes 
  while under the influence of the powerful psychedelic ancient spiritual guides appeared before the congressman instructed him to remove his clothes and held him down as lifelike projections of republican leaders twisted and contorted around him until the perfect cabinet had revealed itself amid infinite realities in which tax cuts and fiscal budgets exploded into cacophonous symphonies all to create a republican party that mobilizes key voter constituencies 
  check out these tweets he posted just a few moments after emerging nude from his tent in the amazon rain forest 
  whoa democrats have been pretty confident this past year but if paul ryans visions of the republican party are right they better watch out 
  say what you want about paul ryan but hes a man who refuses to give up on the one hand is it possible that the speakers grand ayahuasca visions of a new republican party are just a temporary fix sure but on the other hand if he plays his cards right his proposals could have an even larger impact than they did during the thousands of years he lived while trapped inside his own mind 
  one thing is for sure paul ryan emerged fully nude from that ayahuasca tent with a new perspective and people are starting to take notice