title: steps you should take to make sure your experie  clickhole
text: email 
  with election day fast approaching citizens everywhere are bracing themselves for an uncertain future fortunately no matter what happens theres at least one truth that voters from both sides can hang their hats on political scientists have confirmed that the outcome of the presidential election will in no way affect ketchup 
  whew what a tremendous relief 
  trump or clinton whoever takes the office in november ketchup will still be red salty and sweet according to leading experts despite a range of conflicting policies listed on the candidates websites they are in full agreement about ketchup a substance neither candidate plans to change in any way americans can be certain that a vote cast on november  is a vote that in no way alters the familiar appearance flavor or viscosity of ketchup 
  ketchup fans rejoice 
  whether  marks the beginning of higher taxes for highincome households per clintons plan or tax cuts across all income brackets per trumps ketchup will remain exactly the same condiment its always been regardless of how the next four years change us immigration policy and no matter whether they see the passage of the dream act or the construction of a border wall ketchup will abide by the same recipe and will be available in the same variety of packaging 
  if you had any doubts about the future of ketchup it looks like you can breathe easy no doubt the outcome of one of the most divisive elections in history will bring about certain changes but there will be none for ketchup if you love ketchup the way it is then its already time to celebrate