title:  ‘Portal To Hell’: The Internet Loses It Over Mysterious Red Lights Flashing Inside The White House
text: Earlier this month, a sinkhole opened up outside of Donald Trump s Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida and that happened just after the alleged president placed his tiny hands on a glowing globe, along with Saudi Leaders. Then, last night red lights began illuminating from the White House for almost 20 minutes starting at about 8:30 p.m. TV cameras caught footage of the phenomena.Watch:Red lights flashing at the White House. What's going on? We're checking on it .@wsvn pic.twitter.com/8UncIP9uGB  Robbin Simmons (@RobbinSimmons7) May 29, 2017We re just glad it didn t happen at 6:66 o clock. It s possible the strobes were sent in Morse code as a scream for help, but on the other hand, Melania might be in New York City so who knows because the Secret Service offered no comment on the cause of the strobing red lights.Here s another view via Fox 5 Atlanta: One Twitter user wondered if the former reality show star stole the orb.@Breaking911 Did Trump steal the orb? pic.twitter.com/SXJ5GtC6Yb  Shannon Mugrage (@shannon_mugrage) May 29, 2017 Either Jared and Ivanka are playing laser tag, or Steve Bannon recited an incantation that opened a portal to hell,  another Twitter user wrote.Either Jared and Ivanka are playing laser tag, or Steve Bannon recited an incantation that opened a portal to hell. https://t.co/eufNmxa0Jc  daniel modell (@dmnyc) May 29, 2017Or it could be Jared Kushner s shredder machine overheating.@Mess_OfMe @cheerymonkey @PiinkyPants1 @FOX35Tom @WhiteHouse It the overheat warning light on Jared's shredder  RunBeast (@RunBeast11) May 29, 2017Or maybe Trump ran out of Twinkies.@RobbinSimmons7 @wsvn It's Morse code for 'out of Twinkies'  susann g (@Susann_G) May 29, 2017Another possibility: Trump could be playing laser tag.@RobbinSimmons7 @wsvn It's just Trump playing Laser Tag! LOL  Joe Batzel #NFB (@RacingNut48) May 29, 2017Or they re busting out some dance moves in the White House.@ucla_007 @RobbinSimmons7 @wsvn Disco Party pic.twitter.com/8wXh4dfn59  M. Wilson (@LWOSmwilson1113) May 29, 2017Trump is tweeting again!@FOX35Tom @WhiteHouse 2) They've fixed it so when Trump starts to tweet, lights warn the staff. #WhiteHouseFlashingLights  RonEdens (@RonEdens) May 29, 2017 It has escaped. RED WARNING LIGHTS AT THE WHITE HOUSE MEANS ONE THING:IT HAS ESCAPED pic.twitter.com/O7PZf4kEmf  hot weather takes (@paulythegun) May 29, 2017We re hoping this Twitter user is correct and the White House is testing out the Vacancy sign.@FOX35Tom @WhiteHouse @Reince45 @realDonaldTrump #whitehouseflashinglights10) They're testing out the "Vacancy" sign, just in case.  RonEdens (@RonEdens) May 29, 2017Or this?@Breaking911 Think we got it pic.twitter.com/HX60LBfEU3  Eddie (@Slapshoted24) May 29, 2017Many Twitter users are saying it s the orb. Not me, but many people are saying that. Believe me.@FOX35Tom @WhiteHouse Shit !!! He is using the Orb pic.twitter.com/GoYj4ROQsq        (@justin_C4se) May 29, 2017Another Twitter user speculated that someone fed Steve Bannon after midnight.Flashing red lights at The White House just great. Who fed Bannon after midnight? https://t.co/AKjzmxfDgk  Drew Gibson (@SuppressThis) May 29, 2017It s a signal to Putin.The Red Lights at the White House are a signal to Putin indicatin' the extraction point. https://t.co/j7U4AHTOth  Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) May 29, 2017Conspiracy site Infowars (I m not linking to them, k? I just can t do it) thinks Twitter users are acting conspiratorial. Because the Internet is totally not mocking Trump s insane administration, right? Infowars says  anti-Trumpers have been triggered.  Well, Infowars, you seem a bit triggered over people having fun. Also, keep those apologies from Alex Jones coming that he was forced to make after losing in court over the conspiracy theories he circulated.We think it s a sign that Kellyanne Conway is crawling out of her crypt again. IDK Image via screen capture. 