title: news inspiring when this woman was feeling too lazy to vote her ovaries burst out of her body and dragged her to the polling place
text: email ever wonder whats on the mind of todays most notable people well dont miss our unbelievable roundup of the best and most talked about quotes of the day  for me god isnt some big man sitting on a cloud hes mediumsized hanging onto that cloud for dear life  denzel washington on faith  the people who are around you when you get your advance those arent your real friends its when youre out on the atlantic trying to catch the big kahuna the mola mola  the sunfish and youre out there all day but you realize fame doesnt bring you everything and it sure wont bring a damn sunfish to the starboard bow and so you cry so much your boat fills with tears and sinks and you yell for help until an endurance swimmer swimming to new york finds you and drags you ashore thats your real friend  meek mill  music is the paper towel we use to soak up the spilled water of silence  kesha