title:  Donald Trump Claims Paris Is In Germany, But We Assure You It Is Not
text: If you ve attended a basic geography class, you probably know that France and Germany are separate countries. You probably also know that Paris is the capital of France. But if you re Donald Trump, the man with the  world s greatest memory, you might be a bit confused on that point. See, not only can Trump remember thousands of Muslims cheering 9/11 in New Jersey (a feat even major news networks can not accomplish), but he knows that Paris is in Germany. Man shot inside Paris police station. Just announced that terror threat is at highest level,  Trump tweeted Thursday.  Germany is a total mess-big crime.  Ironically, he ended the tweet with  GET SMART! Now, since Trump said it, it s likely that conservatives will believe it until they see with their own eyes that it isn t true   so we re going to do a public service and help them out.Now, it might seem scary with all the pictures and colors, but it shows the entire world. No, stop trying to eat it. Don t make me get the water bottle!OK, now that that s sorted out, this map has a thing on it called  words.  Words are those funny little combinations of letters people who don t grunt to communicate throw together to let people know what they want to say. Now, if you look at a place called Europe, you ll notice that France and Germany are right next to one another.Yes, Donald, France and Germany are right next to one another. In fact, one of them (France, where Paris is located) recently played host to a terrorist attack that Republicans often use to justify their horrific calls to round Muslims up into camps and prevent them from entering the United States (sound familiar, Donald?). The other is the place where your hero Adolf Hitler lived.Featured image via screengrab 