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text: snowflake colbert didnt want to write jokes about trump winning by hank berrien november   
  conversing with fellow daily show comic john oliver at the montclair film festival on saturday night late show unfunny host stephen colbert admitted that he couldnt even conceive that donald trump would win the presidency so much so that he couldnt write jokes bout trump winning for election night 
  in the roughly twohour discussion and qa titled wow that was weird montclair film festival executive director tom hall set the somber tone by allowing when we planned this evening i think we all thought wed be looking back with laughter instead of looking forward with deep concern about the uncertainty we face 
  speaking of the late show s election night special on showtime colbert admitted that the staff was prepared for every result of the election except the one that actually transpired 
  there was not a bear big enough in the world that we werent loaded for we were so loaded for every possible eventuality we had so many guests we had so many pretaped pieces all based on a different eventuality we had three shows hillary clinton wins and we know hillary clinton wins and we dont know because its not called before the shows over donald trumps going to win and we dont know because everyone said he had such a narrow path to victory thats not wishful thinking thats what everyone was saying 
  and then there was the last show which is the show we did which is donald trump is going to win and we know hes going to win my execs and my writers were like you dont want to write something for that and im like no there is nothing you can write you dont understand i have  people in my theater if we know donald trump is going to win its going to be like doing standup comedy for one of those chilean soccer stadiums where the villagers watch you execute one of the natives there will be no laughter we only did about  minutes of material before we went f it its going to be him lets just talk for another hour so i think we have two and a half whole shows that you will never see of material that we had to kill that night 
  colbert moaned that the special was the hardest thing ive ever done in my life adding i was tying my tie at  and i went oh he took ohio oh well we expected that he took it by  points wow thats not expected and then over my guests shoulders people kept holding up signs that said florida iowa nebraska he revealed that numerous fake commercials were prepared but none of them were appropriate once we knew we were playing to an audience of the condemned our audience was sobbing openly and those are people who work for me like my cameramen 
  as daily wire editorinchief ben shapiro pointed out years ago  colberts manipulative act has been laced with hatred of conservatives 
  he engages in conservativeface he needs no makeup or bulbous appendage to play a conservative  after all conservatives come in every shape and size instead he acts as though he is a conservative  an idiotic racist sexist bigoted brutal conservative he outarchie bunkers archie bunker his audience laughs and scoffs at brutal religious colbert who wishes to persecute gays they chortle at evil sexist colbert who thinks men are victims of sexism this is the purpose of colberts routine his show is about pure hatred for conservatives in the same way that blackface was about pure hatred of blacks in order to justify their racism racists had to create a false perception of blacks in the same way colbert and his audience can justify their racism only by creating a false perception of conservatives 
  on saturday night colbert waxed eloquent over his fear of a trump presidency arguing im all for giving him a chance but dont give him an inch because i believed everything he said and i remember everything he said and its horrifying its possible the job changes a man thats the cliche of the presidency he pontificated 
  every president tries to achieve what they promised and you can say well there are levers of power in washington that can slow him down but two things one is theyre cowards second is that the levers in washington are apparently merely attached to blinking red lights that make the people happy when they pull because they tried to stop trump everybody tried to stop trump do not delude yourself 
  everyone except the people hes going to appoint tried to stop him and they didnt he owes them nothing he goes out on the balcony and he says to the crowd shall i do it and they say yes and he says it shall be so and the balcony is twitter he goes onto twitter and he goes what do you think do you think im right thats what scares me that he owes the checks and balances of washington nothing because they tried to stop him and they couldnt and hes a vindictive person so its all going to be fine merry christmas no there is nothing you can write stephen colbert 
  colbert concluded the next person who says to me you must be happy on a certain level is going to have their eye carved out 
  so thats the man underneath the comedy mask