title:  God Bless Whoever Is Photoshopping These Hilariously Long Ties Onto Donald Trump
text: Every once in a while, the perfect pun comes along. You know them when you see them. They re so good, you have to come back and use them again and again. And in situations of discomfort, or fear, or even danger, a pun can be a lifesaver, or an icebreaker, or just something to remind everyone that not everything is serious all the time.Donald Trump presents America with those situations every day. And although there are plenty of good jokes and puns about his hair or his complexion or the likelihood that he has, um, nether regions that match his abnormally tiny hands, none of those are actually perfect. They re physical digs, and those are a dime a dozen.No, the funniest jokes about Donald Trump have to do with ironic things he does, like owning a brand of steaks and famously eating them in a way that makes Mr. Creosote himself, well, sick.But the funniest one of them all rolls right off the tongue because it s already a part of our everyday vernacular. We say  Trump s ties to Big Oil,  and  Trump s ties to Putin s Russia,  but really we could just stop at Trump s Ties: They re f*cking hilarious. And nothing is funnier than taking something that s already funny and making it even better. So today we re revisiting a Twitter account that popped up back in February specifically for the purpose of making Donald Trump s neckties even funnier than they already are:Here s Trump ruminating over the fact that the Russia investigation had by this time reached the  money laundering  stage.pic.twitter.com/tF0DpZ2iUP  Trump's Ties (@TrumpsTies) August 31, 2017Trump, Pence, and the notoriously filthy Paul Ryan engage in some three-way bondage.pic.twitter.com/L1M6mbO8VU  Trump's Ties (@TrumpsTies) September 2, 2017A secret affair between Trump and a top Democrat? Only the tie knows.pic.twitter.com/vy45es2nKT  Trump's Ties (@TrumpsTies) September 8, 2017 Florida can t be as wet as my tie right now, am I right guys? Guys? pic.twitter.com/OFUJB2XFah  Trump's Ties (@TrumpsTies) September 14, 2017 Trump Fires Underage Gardener For Mowing Over His Signature Power Tie pic.twitter.com/TBnpyIGsb6  Trump's Ties (@TrumpsTies) September 15, 2017 No, Mister F*cking President, the Hanoi Hilton is not a hotel. pic.twitter.com/4rgDh0Hnil  Trump's Ties (@TrumpsTies) September 22, 2017It s too bad Pence didn t take a knee, he would ve jerked Donnie right out of the 400 level of Lucas Oil Stadium.pic.twitter.com/Py4WQ4Wy5P  Trump's Ties (@TrumpsTies) October 9, 2017Trump teaches Mitch that little trick Paul Ryan showed him.pic.twitter.com/9dbBaNaP7r  Trump's Ties (@TrumpsTies) October 16, 2017We don t know exactly who s behind the genius Twitter account, but we at least have a clue that it s a woman. After the social media giant suspended Rose McGowan s account on October 11. a hashtag surfaced called #WomenBoycottTwitter, and @TrumpsTies was among those participating in the blackout:Have a good Friday, friends. See you on the flip side. #WomenBoycottTwitter  Trump's Ties (@TrumpsTies) October 13, 2017Whoever it is, I m following her. I keep checking back, because everyone knows in the age of Trump, we can all use a laugh.Featured image via Twitter