title:  ‘Not-Racist’ Trump Fan Goes On Hours-Long Twitter Rant About ‘Nigs’ And ‘Obamaphones’ (TWEETS)
text: If you ever need to know exactly how divisive Donald Trump has been, if you ever need a perfect example, you don t need to look much further than Donald Trump s Twitter timeline. While it is a cesspit of racist garbage on a good day, sometimes his fans stand out   and one of them serves as a perfect reminder of what, exactly we are righting against.On Sunday, Trump bragged about his ratings in a desperate effort to distract from the fact that no one showed up to his party on Friday.Wow, television ratings just out: 31 million people watched the Inauguration, 11 million more than the very good ratings from 4 years ago!  Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 22, 2017Meet Carl Tischer. Carl decided to put on his white-hooded battle armor and jump to The Donald s defense as seemingly the whole world was making fun of our Pussgrabber-in-chief. In response to legitimate criticism of The Donald, Tischer let everyone know that 30 million Americans just wanted to see Barack and Michelle (who is a man, according to this obviously well-educated cracker) leave the White House.@mikd33 @realDonaldTrump I certainly do . Thank God Barry and his hubby Moochel are gone . Now we can actually MAGA . TRUMPNATION . LOLOLOL.  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@KreaseChan @realDonaldTrump 30 mil were watching to see Barry and his hubby Moochel leave for good .It's time to MAGA . LOLOLOL.TRUMPNATION  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017In other replies to Trump s ratings announcement, Tischer shared his pearls of wisdom about  niggas   nugs  and  nigs. @fryan @realDonaldTrump @latimes 7 million fewer Niggas on welfare is why . They were waiting for their free Ohshitforbrains phone . MAGA .  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@fryan @goldy_levy @realDonaldTrump @latimes you are right . 7 million niggas in line for their free Ohshitforbrains phone. TRUMPNATION MAGA  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@Mottel @realDonaldTrump @Variety we sure do miss all the nigs in the crowd waiting for their FREE Ohshitforbrains phones . LOL . MAGA MAGA  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@justinhendrix @realDonaldTrump @Variety We don't care .Who cares if 7 million nigs weren't there waiting for the free Ohshitforbrains phone  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@jules_su @realDonaldTrump The only ones home were the Nigs figuring out how to get their next free phone . LOL . TRUMPNATION . MAGA LOL .  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@fryan @goldy_levy @realDonaldTrump @latimes Simple . Da Nugs have to tie their own shoes now and pay for their own phones . LOL . MAGA .  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@Plaid_Undercat Good fo u nug whore . Now go turn your phone on and git to work.. LOL . MAGA . Barry and his hubby Moochel are gone . MAGA  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017This  old fashioned hard worker  (an apparent new slang term for  racist ) seems really fixated on all these  nug  phones that are  used to help sell crack :@fryan @realDonaldTrump @latimes Just an ol fashioned hard worker . No more Ohshitforbrains phones..Time to MAGA . TRUMPNATION . GIT TO WORK  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@CarlTSpeak Damn right its classy . No mo free phones . Time for the adults to take control . LOL . TRUMPNATION . MAGA . WORK WORK WORK .  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@varona_jo @justinhendrix @realDonaldTrump @Variety Don't matter .They have made my own way ALL my life . NEVER HAD A FREE PHONE . LOL MAGA  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@uuuukewithme @fryan @goldy_levy @latimes Oh yeah It was a total compliment . NO MO FREE PHONES . MAGA . WORK WORK WORK . LOLOLLL. MAGA .  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@uuuukewithme @fryan @goldy_levy @latimes The phones were to help sell the crack .You big dummy . Shut up. Adults are talking . MAGA .  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@fryan @goldy_levy @realDonaldTrump @latimes POOR NUGS .GOT TO ACTUALLY WORK FOR A LIVING NOW . GONNA BE A BIG CHANGE . LOLOLOL . MAGA ! ! !  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017Carl would be interested to know that the Safelink program   what he calls  Obamaphones    actually began under George W. Bush, though Reagan deserves much of the credit for getting things rolling. But Carl isn t interested in facts. He wants to #MAGA or something. The perfectly sane, rational person, totally not unhinged rant continued for hours across Twitter, bringing us numerous examples of what it means to be a Trump fan:@alex_the_cynic @fryan @goldy_levy @realDonaldTrump @latimes Zero to do with skin color, dipshit. Nig is a nig no matter what color .wake up  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@TerriC324 wouldn't waste my money going to South Shitcago to see punk thugs . Please come see me . Omg talk about Fun . Slaughterhouse fun  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@alex_the_cynic @fryan @goldy_levy @realDonaldTrump @latimes All you Madonna loving pukes are retarded sore loosers.Lets blow up the WH.SMFH  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@BullCityVA @adrunkteacher Whore's like you need to get off your backs and get a real job Your back and legs must be sore.Oh that sore puzzy  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@itsjanaej1 @adrunkteacher. Here's one for ya   Rather easy to understand . Fuck off and Blow me . MAGA TRUMPNATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017But not to worry, folks. Carl s not a racist. YOU are:@YvetteC66 @fryan @realDonaldTrump @latimes There's where you are wrong . Nigs have 0 to do with color . NO MO FREE PHONES . LOL . MAGA .  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017@pulais2010 @TerriC324 Again I'd like to thank all you racist Fucks that bring up https://t.co/4yUxm63fiK at 33 followers.Nigga is not about color.Wake up  carl tischer (@carltischer) January 22, 2017According to his Facebook, Tischer is retired   and he must be, as he has seemingly all day to sit around spouting racist garbage in support of the most unpopular President to ever disgrace our great nation.When Trump supporters say  make America great again,  they don t mean it. It s a code phrase meaning  kill the n******, Hispanics, and Muslims.  That s literally all they care about.Featured image via Getty Images (Pool)/Twitter