title: why fighting is good for men and boys
text: disappointed firsttime voter thought he was going to get to pull big lever close vol  issue   politics  politicians  election  
  nashville tncomplaining that there wasnt even some sort of button to press disappointed firsttime voter rob blackman told reporters tuesday he thought he was going to get to pull a big lever inside the voting booth i was sure thered be a handle id have to really yank down on to officially cast my vote and then thered be this satisfying mechanical thunk sound said blackman  adding that quietly filling in bubbles on a sheet of paper was a complete fucking letdown i always thought youd open up the curtain see two big levers and pull down on the one that corresponded to your candidate but no there was just a little table in there and thats it this is such bullshit blackman went on to say that he wasnt sure if hed participate in another election since there really wasnt an incentive for him to vote anymore 
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