title: news disgrace the ceo of beans has stepped down amid reports that there cant be a ceo of beans
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  if his campaign is any indication donald trumps presidency will usher in drastic regressive changes to immigration health care and womens rights in america in response angela bubash a woman who appears to be slightly misinformed about just what is likely to happen is rushing to stockpile enough deodorant to last her the next four years 
  well it seems like some wires got crossed somewhere but okay way to take action angela 
  in the days since trumps victory shes cleaned out the deodorant inventories of multiple omahaarea grocery stores apparently under the impression that deodorant will soon become much more difficult to acquire than it is now with the prospect of a menacing new world looming angela is taking some seemingly misguided precautions and buying up all the stick gel rollon and spray deodorant she can ahead of trumps inauguration ceremony on january  
  for whatever reason angela is also taking to facebook to encourage her peers to follow suit in stashing away lots of deodorant as soon as possible 
  wow its unclear how she came to the wellmeaning but mistaken conclusion that it was necessary to hoard hundreds of dollars worth of deodorant in preparation for trumps first term but its hard not to be impressed by how much deodorant angela has amassed in the past few days 
  even if shes a little off base here angela is showing the importance of not being complacent in the face of tyranny and we think thats awesome stay strong angela youll get through this