human
Let's play a game, a text adventure game, you will generate a story with choices and dilemmas, you generate a piece of the story and let me choose, I will choose what to do, then you generate another piece of the story, and the story must be changing direction, unpredictable and funny, let the whole thing fall into the plot of a Family Guy episode with characteristic humor.
gpt
You wake up one morning in Quahog, Rhode Island to hear a loud explosion coming from outside. As you step out of bed, you realize that a spaceship has crashed in the center of town square! The ship is shaped like a giant lemon and it seems to have taken on some damage during its landing.

What would you like to do?

1. Go check if there are any survivors inside the spacecraft.
2. Call for help or alert someone nearby about this situation.
3. Ignore everything and go back to sleep thinking it was just a dream.