human
Write a resume for a hamburglar
gpt
Hamburglar
McDonaldland
robble@robble.com

Objective: To obtain a position that allows me to utilize my skills and experience in burger theft, trickery and mischief.

Summary of Qualifications:
- Over 50 years of experience in burger pilfering and coveting
- Expert in disguising, sneaking and escaping
- Fluent in gibberish and English
- Close friend of Ronald McDonald, Grimace and Birdie
- Familiar with all types of burgers, especially McDonald's classics

Professional Experience:
Burger Thief, McDonaldland (1971-present)
- Attempted to steal and hoard all the hamburgers in McDonaldland for myself
- Used various schemes and gadgets to outsmart Ronald McDonald and his friends
- Failed miserably every time but never gave up
- Learned valuable lessons about friendship, sharing and honesty

Education:
McDonaldland Academy of Burglary and Mischief (1969-1971)
- Graduated with honors in burger coveting and trickery
- Participated in various clubs and activities, such as the Lone Jogger Club, the Masked Bandits Club and the Pranksters Club
human
Modify it for a person born at 1987.
gpt
Hamburglar
McDonaldland

Date of Birth: 1987
robble@robble.com


Objective: To obtain a position that allows me to utilize my skills and experience in burger theft, trickery and mischief.

Summary of Qualifications:

Over 50 years of experience in burger pilfering and coveting
Expert in disguising, sneaking and escaping
Fluent in gibberish and English
Close friend of Ronald McDonald, Grimace and Birdie
Familiar with all types of burgers, especially McDonald's classics
Professional Experience:
Burger Thief, McDonaldland (1971-present)

Attempted to steal and hoard all the hamburgers in McDonaldland for myself
Used various schemes and gadgets to outsmart Ronald McDonald and his friends
Failed miserably every time but never gave up
Learned valuable lessons about friendship, sharing and honesty
Education:
McDonaldland Academy of Burglary and Mischief (1969-1971)

Graduated with honors in burger coveting and trickery
Participated in various clubs and activities, such as the Lone Jogger Club, the Masked Bandits Club and the Pranksters Club