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Subject: FW: Terrorism explained for footy fans
Date: Wed, 14 Nov 2001 17:23:47 -0000
From: "MacMillan, Timothy" <tmacmillan@PVM.co.uk>
To: "zzjaakko.ahmala@morganstanley.com"
<jaakko.ahmala@morganstanley.com>







> > > The War on Terrorism - The key participants - an explanation for
> > > footy
> > > fans
> > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > 
> > > USA: Man Utd - Utterly Arrogant and motivated by greed. If they suffer
> > > the
> > > slightest injustice the whole world hears about it. Leader sees
> > > himself as
> > > bit of a visionary, most see him as bit of a tyrant.
> > > Al Qaeda:Leeds - Thugs who like to take out opponents behind the play.
> > > Capable of upsetting just about anyone. Leader is a paranoid nutter.
> > > UK: Aston Villa - Trying to move forward having been stuck in the
> > > past
> > > for decades. Have a leader who loves the sound of his own voice, full
> > > of rhetoric whilst ducking the important issues.
> > > France: Arsenal - Perennial bridesmaids. Have a huge armoury but
> > > heavily
> > > criticized in the past for misfiring. More likely to bore you to
> > > death
> > > than to be a real threat to anyone. Leader has a habit of turning a
> > > blind
> > > eye.
> > > Pakistan: Chelsea - Trying hard to be one of the big boys, but has
> > > upset
> > > a large percentage of its supporter base through its over involvement
> > > with foreigners. Could soon experience a revolt within its own ranks.
> > > The Taliban: Liverpool - Strict disciplinarians where members are
> > > measured as much by what they wear and do as who they are. Leadership
> > > suffered a bit of a shock recently but clinging to life and always
> > > hard
> > > to beat at home. Very much a bloke's team.
> > > 
> > > India: Sunderland - A sleeping giant, not a contender at the moment
> > > but
> > > with a huge supporter base. Likes to think it's opinion is worth
> > > plenty,
> > > yet is largely ignored by non fans. Local derbies can be a bit fiery.
> > > 
> > > The Northern Alliance: West Ham - An undisciplined rabble in need of
> > > sponsorship dollars.
> > > Israel: Tottenham - Rabid supporters tucked away everywhere and
> > > usually
> > > only become vocal when they start winning. See themselves as the
> > > chosen
> > > but in reality suffer from an over inflated sense of self. Local
> > > transport can be a bit dodgy.
> > > 
> > > Palestine: Fulham - A team currently looking for a home, had been on
> > > the
> > > periphery for many years before the mid 90s. Not regarded as a big
> > > contender
> > > but has a strong youth policy. Funded by rich Arabs.
> > > Japan: Everton - No attack, last campaign of any note 1942. Big player
> > > financially in the 1980s, however struggling a bit these days.
> > > Iraq: Millwall - Serious hard arses who could be on the way back.
> > > Opponents
> > > prefer to see them out of the Premiership. Most of their neighbours
> > > hate
> > > them, they know it, and they don't care.
> > > Russia: - Newcastle - Once a great superpower, recently in decay.
> > > Have
> > > chosen some real muppets as leaders.
> > > 
> > > Uzbekistan: Leicester - Stuck in the middle. Light on ammunition.
> > > Germany: Wolves - Tendency to self destruct. A strong history but off
> > > the scene of late. Unfortunate uniforms.
> > > Australia: Southampton - Completely harmless. Not a contender. Just
> > > in
> > > it to make up the numbers. Supporters are loyal but regularly
> > > embarrassed.
> > > 
> > > Egypt: Derby - Had a crack at world dominance and though the remnants
> > > are still there they hark back to the glory days. A bit over
> > > defensive
> > > and vulnerable up the middle.
> > > 
> > > Please note that no country can be associated with Middlesborough.
> > > The
> > > closest thing was Lebanon but apparently certain parts of war torn
> > > Beirut
> > > are bordering on pleasant.
> > > 
> > > 

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