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Subject: Fw: You Know You're In Austin, TX When...



-----Original Message-----
From: Whitley, Stacie <SWhitley@tiaa-cref.org>
To: 'cscott@ala.net' <cscott@ala.net>
Date: Wednesday, February 23, 2000 9:37 AM
Subject: FW: You Know You're In Austin, TX When...


>Know you can relate to this one!
>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Kevin P. Kellar [SMTP:kkellar@m3designinc.com]
>> Sent: Tuesday, February 01, 2000 10:25 AM
>> To: SWhitley@tiaa-cref.org; Mark & Stacie Whitley; Agnes Whitley
>> Subject: FW: You Know You're In Austin, TX When...
>>
>>
>>              YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN AUSTIN WHEN...
>>
>> Your co-worker tells you they have 8 body piercings, but none are
visible.
>>
>> You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.
>>
>> You never bother looking at the Captial Metro schedule because you know
>> the
>> drivers have never seen it.
>>
>> You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
>> donor.
>>
>> You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and can
>> taste the difference between Samatran and Ethiopian.
>>
>> A really great parking space can bring you to tears.
>>
>> You know that anyone wearing pants in November is just visiting from
Ohio.
>>
>> Your child's 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is
>> named "Breeze."  And, after telling that to a friend, they still need to
>> ask if the teacher is male or female.
>>
>> You are thinking of taking an adult education class but you can't decide
>> between Yoga, Aromatherapy, Conversational Mandarin or one on building
>> your
>> own website.
>>
>> You haven't been to Hippie Hollow since the first month you moved to
>> Austin.
>>
>> A man walks on The Drag in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps.....
>> You don't notice.
>>
>> A woman walks on The Drag with live poultry.....You don't notice.
>>
>> You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from the
>> Midwest.
>>
>> You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist.
>>
>> You keep a list of compaies to boycott.
>>
>> Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the man who delivers
>> your mail is straight, and your Mary Kay Lady is a guy in drag.
>>
>> You occasionally see a guy on a unicycle whiz buy you while you're in
your
>> car and you say to yourself, "Oh yeah, it's that guy again...."
>>
>> You start to worry when you don't see the cross-dressing, bearded guy
>> in-a-tutu-and-bikini-top-who-has-made-a-statement-with-his-grocery-cart-
>> and-cardboard-box-art/shelter on your way to work in the morning.
>>
>> You'll make dinner or bar plans around who's got the best margaritas.
>>
>> You have a tough time deciding on one of Austin's six 24-hour eating
>> options (IHOP, Denny's, Katz', Kerby, Stars, or Magnolia Cafe)
>>
>> You complain about their prices but still shop at Central Market for the
>> scene.
>>
>> You don't even think about getting good seats to the Longhorn's football
>> games.
>>
>> You know the exact locations of three towing yards.
>>
>> Your summer shoes are your Birks and your winter shoes are your Birks
with
>> socks.
>>
>> Your entire wardrobe consists of: a black tank-top, a GAP white T-shirt,
>> second hand Levi's, second hand cut-off Levi's, overalls, Longhorn
sweats,
>> anything polyester from the 70s, a bikini, Tevas, Birks, and running
>> shoes.
>>
>> Dressing up to go out for a woman means throwing a tank top on over the
>> sports bra you've had on all day because it's so DAMN HOT!
>>
>> You often find yourself wondering why magazine editors insist that
>> swimsuit season starts on Memorial Day when it's really the end of
>> February or at the latest, the beginning of March.
>>
>> You consider chips, salsa, Kerby Queso, and Shiner Bock Beer a
>> well-balanced meal.
>>
>> You find yourself making beaded necklaces to give as Christmas gifts.
>>
>> 100 degrees for three straight months isn't unreasonalble, 110 degrees
is.
>> (And 90 degrees anywhere between May and September seems a bit chilly)
>>
>> You figure skin cancer is inevitable beacuse it is so hot that even your
>> sunscreen won't stay on.
>>
>> When you go out, you make sure you've grabbed you waterbottle before
>> checking to see if you've got your wallet and keys.
>>
>> You don't mind parking a mile away as long as it's in the shade.
>>
>> You spend so much time at MoJo's Coffee House you finally start bringing
>> in
>> your own CD's for the staff to play.
>>
>> Your professor decides in the middle of the Government lecture that now's
>> as good of time as ever to tell his class of 500 he's gay.  Like you
>> didn't
>> know.  Like you even care.
>>
>> (Gals) You ask yourself constantly if that's a cute guy or a butch girl.
>>
>> And you don't really care either way because it's fun to wonder.
>>
>> You'd rather ride your bike than get in a car without air conditioning.
>> At least on your bike, you're guaranteed a breeze regardless of traffic.
>>
>> You see more Texas flags flying than American flags.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
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