Porch Pirates
You are a landlubber, and everyone knows that pirates love to steal from people like you. Don’t let them get away with it! Protect your precious porch and preserve your last shred of dignity with Package Bay™. Everything you need to send those nasty pirates back to the seas. . No Warranty. THE CONTENT AS PROVIDED BY PB IS “AS IS” WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. PB ALSO DOES NOT WARRANT THE ACCURACY OF THE INFORMATION IN THE CONTENT. VENDOR HEREBY RELEASES AND DISCHARGES PB, ITS MEMBERS, OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS AND REPRESENTATIVES FROM ANY AND ALL CLAIMS ARISING FROM OR BASED UPON THE OWNERSHIP, RIGHT TO USE OR ACCURACY OF ANY OF THE CONTENT. WITHOUT LIMITING THE GENERALITY OF THE FOREGOING, IN NO EVENT SHALL PB, ITS MEMBERS, OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS OR REPRESENTATIVES BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES, INCLUDING ANY LOST PROFITS, LOST SAVINGS OR OTHER INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, AS A RESULT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THIS AGREEMENT OR VENDOR’S USE OF THE CONTENT. The objective is simple: buy towers, deflect pirates, and buy more towers to deflect more pirates. They will not hesitate to steal your packages, and even your porch, if you let them get too close. Show them who’s boss and tell them to mess with someone else’s treasure. Be careful with what you buy – not all towers are created equal.
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