Magical Fruit
Why did the woman stop telling fart jokes? // Everyone told her they stink. Happiness comes from within. // That’s why it feels so good to fart. What is invisible and smells like carrots? // A rabbit fart. What do you get when the Queen of England farts? // A noble gas. Love is like a fart. // If you have to force it, it’s probably crap. How do you make a regular bath into a bubble bath? // Eat beans for dinner. If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound, // Would you smell it before you heard it?. Why couldn’t the skeleton fart in front of his friends? // He didn’t have the guts. What do you call a dinosaur fart? // A blast from the past. Why should you never fart on an elevator? // It’s wrong on so many levels.
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