Based Farttorney
You farded. . That's it. That's the whole game. . Protect yourself and your dignity, and don't get kicked out of the bar for unleashing one of the stankiest and wettest farts known to man. . . Lucky for you, you're an attorney, which means you're used to bullshitting your way out of things. . . And you're not just any attorney - you're the most BASED Attorney who's ever Attorney-ed. . . You're the man, the myth, the legend - Ron Ansar himself. . . So get out there and defend your honor!. . It's Attorney-ing time!. . 
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['else', 'Grace Chua', 'Lapassornch', 'somefoolsjourney', 'WholesomeWraith']