BaristaCats 🐈☕
Welcome... no, no, no... brace yourself for 'BaristaCats'. I'm Mr. Milky, your... oh, the horror! I'm a cat, a simple, domesticated cat, thrust into the relentless grind of a barista's life. The espresso machine? It's a hissing serpent, ready to strike. The cups? They clatter and crash, echoing the shattering of my sanity. The orders? A relentless tsunami, each 'extra hot', 'no foam', 'double shot' a nail in my coffin. The workload is a monstrous, insatiable beast, the customers an unending, merciless horde, the pressure a crushing, unbearable weight. I'm trapped in an apron, my skills a mockery, my fear a constant companion. The coffee pot, oh the coffee pot, its impending emptiness a metaphor for my soul. So, if you dare, join me in this jittery, heart-pounding, caffeine-fueled nightmare. It's... it's... oh whiskers, I can't do this anymore! I'm a cat, for crying out loud, not a barista! I need a nap, a ball of yarn, a simple life! This... this is too much!
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['dpokladek', 'frasergeorgeking', 'Kyle S190777', 'Melanietown_Art']