Tell me a joke about religion.
Why did the preacher keep walking after he heard the bell? He was trying to get to heaven before the door closed.
What did God say when Satan asked for a rebate? He said, "Get Lost!"
Why did the preacher keep walking after he heard the bell? He was trying to get to heaven before the door closed.
What did God say when Satan asked for a rebate? He said, "Get Lost!"