Tell me a joke about religion.
Why did the preacher keep walking after he heard the bell? He was trying to get to heaven before the door closed.
Why did the Baptist get a slip and slide for his birthday? He wanted to be deeper.
Why did the preacher keep walking after he heard the bell? He was trying to get to heaven before the door closed.
Why did the Baptist get a slip and slide for his birthday? He wanted to be deeper.