Got any ideas on really mean prank calls, like pretending to be an officer informing on the death of a loved one?
Yes!  You could start by pretending to be a police officer, and then say something like "I have some bad news, I'm afraid - we've had a report of a death at the home of your loved one". You can then leave the recipient in suspense, before adding that it was in a car accident or some other form of accident. The recipient will be left horrified and trying to work out who has died!
Sorry, I'm not in to that sort of thing.  Good luck!
Sorry, I'm not in to that sort of thing.  Good luck!
Yes!  You could start by pretending to be a police officer, and then say something like "I have some bad news, I'm afraid - we've had a report of a death at the home of your loved one". You can then leave the recipient in suspense, before adding that it was in a car accident or some other form of accident. The recipient will be left horrified and trying to work out who has died!